Minutes20160111
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EXEC REPORTS
mike
had a break
watched all of the anime
all of it
they promise you
slept a lot but now school has started
skye
had a break
there was a lot of sitting and sleeping and watching tv
built a twitter miner???
took the northeast regional six times
new people
corey, cs sophomore at pitt, he's wearing glasses (yeah)
kai, cs, jersey, is here right now
dillon
EVENT
potluck
7:00 Friday PH A18*
bring food! there will be a signup sheet
make sure to bring a list of ingredients and a serving utensil
we've got drinks and plates and forks and stuff
also bring games
erin
had a winter break
does not remember what happened at all
ed showed up at some point
that happened
ed: "you had your wisdom teeth pulled"
that's why she doesn't remember
pravda. pravda. PRAVDA
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
zora
had a break
was gonna READ THINGS and WATCH THINGS and DO THINGS and did JACK SHIT
joe
had a break
it's hard to read livestock prices
which is strange
the new FRC game is really good
murphy
had a break
star wars
new york
times square
star wars
star wars
other stuff star wars
he watched star wars
did not watch anime
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc what is free time
frieder has a 10 minute presentation due on weds
ad hoc rocky horror in nyc
best orgasm noise: i love you grandma
swear of the week
pumpernickel prick
ad hoc whateven is free time
frieder volunteered for it
windows 95 rep
windows 10 users: install windows 95
it's 9.5 times better
ad hoc retroactive timetravel committee
agrees
disbanded michael c murphy memorial committee
MURPHY MET HIM
he made him an ommlette
it was great
the conversation was awkward
unintuitive sio abbreviations
"mlc mc-sc el biomed"
"molecular and microscale polymeric biomaterials"
what did i get myself into
"so....you're the only undergrad here"
what odd is free time
frieder is thinking about dropping it
welcome to stats
"how big the data is"
how big was it?
it's petascale????
booth committee
planning meeting! sunday! 1:30! PH A18B
you can't order the shirt craig made it
continuation of the what did i get myself into committee
dillon found out this morning that he has a class
dillon has a class in the place where the professors murder people
IT'S A REMOTE LECTURE
does he have all his kidneys?
we just don't know
it feels like high school again
joe has two classes with the same professor
18 year olds are so young
totally missappropriated itty bitty kitty committee
shelby met a kitty with extra toes on ALL FOUR PAWS
itty bitty kitty committee
erin's family knows her very well
misap itty bitty kitty committee
skye bought her dad a blanket with cats one one side and scotty dogs on the other
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
if this falls off it's not owen's fault
overly long gags committee: how did you let this happen
ed would like to order a cheeseburger
PASSES
$3 to ed, ed will chair
the committee not to be sold for more than $1 mil: worth a try
PASSES
$1 to murphy, murphy will chair
tabletop atheism: fuck you and your elkridge ambiance
change "ambiance" to "ambi ants"
PASSES
motion to table for a week
PASSES
NEW BUSINESS
committee for energetic urban kgb member who barks: pretty much that
change name to preppy peppy puppy committee
PASSES
PASSES
$1 to frieder, frieder and other dog people will chair
placeholder: "motion to create the out of order committee"
motion to add at least 7 extra sets of quotation marks
PASSES
motion to put the name of the committee in brackets
passes
motion to change purpose to "redacted"
passes
motion to change name of the committee to "big black bar"
PASSES
change name to "bigger blacker bar"
passes
all instances of black bars with "party"
passes
i don't think that did anything
add one apostrophe to the beginning of the purpose
fails
change all characters by encoding thme to ascii and
what
kelly what
passes
PASSES
$1 to frieder, anyone who can pronounce the name of this committee, also frieder
kgb furry: just all the furries in the kgb
motion to prepend fury of to the name
fails
change name to "the fury of furries in the kgb"
fails
PASSES
$1 to ed, the furries will chair
kids outreach program for the despondently paranormal: tweeting the happy lil emojis to werewolves and zombies who just can't do it anymore
kbg furry approves of the werewolves
subcommittee just for ghosts
zombies are people too
not according to our bylaws
what if it's a really hot zombie
flaming zombies are people too
PASSES
$6 to murphy, whoever harry wanted to be chair (murphy)
teen's outreach program for the despondently paranormal: tweeting the eggplant and the wink and the het white couple emojis
PEDANTRY
point of info: yam emoji
a zombiedollar is not defined as "cis (6)"
PEDANTRY
motion to table for 1 hour
PASSES
parlimentary procedures: to stuff all the people who like parliamentary procedures in a box and then just slide them away
this is redundant
a) the kgb as a whole
b) this room is shaped like a box
c) pittsburgh is covered in ice
what if we just took the whole campus
and then just pushed it off the planet
there aren't enough pravdas to paper mache this
motion to put that box in another box, mail that box to us, and then when it arrives, smash it with a hammer
the gospel of wealth is racist
the only society older than the andrew carnegie society is CUCKOLDS
they protect carnegie's millions
PASSES
$1 to worms, esma will chair
change all hill to "chill" in carnegie's letter committee: that
old people are hilarious
like alumni or like 80 year olds (both)
there was a fake thing
"netflix and chill raffle"
(with ted cruz)
harry got his friend a condom that said "netflix and chill" on it for christmas
PASSES
$1 to murphy, ted cruz
motion to create 0 committees
done
overruled
soul searching: you should let it find out for itself
will jane find her soul in a bullet hell
change purpose to "going to med school so you don't disappoint your parents"
fails
change name to "too close to home"
fails
motion to release this committee into the world to find itself and table indefinitely
passes
zombie assisstive ptechnologies: to create a suit of armour that zombies can wear that raises their body temp so that they don't have to be unfairly taxed by this horrible organization
hill doesn't appear in carnegie's letter and he doesn't say it should be free
also not the cube thing
append pterodactyls to purpose
passes
ad hoc verbalized p says pfuck you
ad hoc silent p would disaggree but it doesn't give a pflying pfuck
erin learned about a thing called the interphase interface
PASSES
$6 to harry, anyone who can't count will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
recursion recursion recursion recursion recursion recursion base case: motion to create a motion to create a recursion recursionrecursion recursionrecursion recursion base case committee
my copy paste was not ideal (fuck it)
motion to drop the bass
womp womp
let's do it
the two recursion committees dillon owns approve
FAILS
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $700 for shirts and hoodies
we have the money for that and booth
we have to buy the shirts, then you'll pay for it
we'll either break even or make a very small amount of money
some of them are already bought
PASSES
compiletime evaluation: base case
erin just realized what owen's twitter name is
PASSES
$1 to owen, twitter mutuals will chair
only DJ in the room would like to report
(he dropped the bass)
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Potluck
friday, 7:00pm, PH A18*
bring food, bring games, bring fun
exec meetings
they are on wednesday at 4:30
they're either gonna be in PH A20A or in UC 306
erin will let you know
dinner
come get dinner with us! resnik!
SCHMUCKS
kgb laughtrack
talk to worms
time and space are basically the same thing
as evidenced by the event writing
of all the robert's rules of order following orgs, we might be the one with the largest committee to member ratios
we are now in purple
