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         It passed
 
         It passed
 
         Sold to Dillon for $3
 
         Sold to Dillon for $3
         owned by anybody who got rained on yesterday
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         chaired by anybody who got rained on yesterday
 
     Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
 
     Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
 
         Because they taste funny
 
         Because they taste funny
 
         It passed
 
         It passed
 
         Sold to Sonia for $3
 
         Sold to Sonia for $3
         Owned by anyone who's a communist
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         Chaired by anyone who's a communist
 
     House unamerican cheeses committee
 
     House unamerican cheeses committee
 
         God damn it Tim
 
         God damn it Tim
 
         It passed
 
         It passed
 
         Tim $1
 
         Tim $1
         Hillary Clinton owns it
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         Hillary Clinton chairs it
 
     Convince the KGB to accept more currency
 
     Convince the KGB to accept more currency
 
         Take my wife please?
 
         Take my wife please?
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         It passed
 
         It passed
 
         Sold to Frieder $2
 
         Sold to Frieder $2
         Owned by people?
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         Chaired by people?
 
     KGB archeology committee
 
     KGB archeology committee
 
         Ancient memes
 
         Ancient memes

Latest revision as of 15:05, 30 August 2016

OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       had a summer break
       [REDACTED]
   DYLAN
       BIG DATA
       Lots of new people
       Apparently Newtown sucks?
   MURPHY
       Drove across the country
       Florence and the machine
       Star trek con 2k16
       Their shirt was clever
       We have an event!(I'm just gonna do this at the end during real relevant announcements)
   RIN
       Worked at a korean bakery and didn't get fed :(
       MADE A PRAVDA
   HARRY
       conventions
       voice gone 
       rip
   JOE
       [REDACTED]
   NIKA
       Europe and ice
       it was cool (i'm funny i promise)

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Sonia is dead apparently?
       Bye son
   Swear of the week: Bubbahotep
   Existing committee is doing that
   Something about rabbits I think
   Karen has the thing!
       Donald Trump is not their fault

OLD BUSINESS

   The last committee that will be made with Mike as president
       tabled forever

NEW BUSINESS

   Metaphor for how we're gonna be making it rain in a few years committee
       This has flooded
       It passed
       Sold to Dillon for $3
       chaired by anybody who got rained on yesterday
   Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
       Because they taste funny
       It passed
       Sold to Sonia for $3
       Chaired by anyone who's a communist
   House unamerican cheeses committee
       God damn it Tim
       It passed
       Tim $1
       Hillary Clinton chairs it
   Convince the KGB to accept more currency
       Take my wife please?
       Liberty Mutual is no longer a bank
       Tiny lil bank babies
       Is a sperm bank a fucking bank?
       Sold to afalk $3
       Anyone with a job
   Motion to found the negative first national bank of spiders
       null pointer error
       In other news Skye is savage
       It passed
       Sold to Frieder $2
       Chaired by people?
   KGB archeology committee
       Ancient memes
       Motion to bury this committee
       Motion to table for 3 years
       It passed
   MOtion to not forget that committee
       Don't forget in 3 years that we did that
       Tabled for two years
       It passed
   Tim doesn't even go here
       Tabled for one year
       It passed
   Standing Rule: A motion to squid is always in order
       We're in purple
       It passed
   Motion to not spend more than $70 on stuff for the event
       It passed
   Out of order
   Soon to be in order committee
       To make things to be soon in order
       BUT ENTROPY
       It passed
       Sold to afalk $5

REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       Potluck!
       This friday black chairs 5:30PM
       Food and stuff
   OTHER EVENT
       Underground Tour
       Fun and big
       Message Murphy if you want to help
       Email 2vp@cmukgb.org
   Pay your dues to Joe
   Come to exec meetings

SHMUCKS

   We have a wiki
   Ethan has been here for 7 years
   Which banded?
   MOtion to purple and get food

GTFO