Minutes20161010

OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       The event was good
       Erin!!!!!!
       Not enough work
   DYLAN
       nope
   MURPHY
       who the fuck
       who
       the fuck
       also star trek
       no debate
   RIN
       there were things
       not procrastinating (but actually procrastinating)
   HARRY
       WPAFW
   JOE
       everything is fine (maybe not tho)
   NIKA
       nope

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Skye Coup
       out of order
   Erin knitted socks
   Last week's minutes are fucked
   Pay dues before next week for booth vote
   PSL SEASON (insert link to longest yeah boi ever here)
   Boots (and cats)
   fuck your fanfiction 
   Shelby has foster kitties :D
   Ed has cats again

NEW BUSINESS

   Pittsburgh geography
       North is west and fuck pittsburgh
       rip pnc
       it passed
       Sold to Ed $1
       Chaired by Ed and anyone else who's been here for 5+ years
   Remember that one time?
       There's a lot of things where this would be useful
       134 current instances
       Sorry freshmen
       It passed
       Sold to Stephen $1
       Chaired by everybody but Shelby and Joe
   Remember those two times?
       That
       It passed
       Sold to Owen $2
       Chaired by everyone who wanted it to be 2
   Remember those (n+1) times?
       Don't remember that n+1th time
       Tabled forever
   Foundational Problems in logic
       We just proved induction false
       Pew
       Logistics = Logic and statistics
       pokemon go fuck yourself
       It passed
       Sold to Owen $4
       Chaired by brower
   Something got tabled?
       I'm so confused
   Skye = statistics
       It passed
   Problems with emotions
       When robots dream of electric sheep can they wake up?
       fuck me up at 3:09PM
       rip skye's twitter
       rampant twitter bots
       it passed
       Sold to Murphy $1
       Chaired by philip something
   Self multiplying twitter bots
       Create twitter bots
       Suicidal teenage nazi robots with hay fever
       Motion to delete twitter
           We did it reddit
       It passed
       Sold Ethan $1
       Chaired by Newman
   $50 for event
       yay we did it
   God fucking party cannon committee (ASMR)
       3 months but not quite sure maybe death metal?
       Party cannon
       Sold to Joe $1
       Chaired by us all sleepy kids
   Nightcore
       Stephen Universe NIGHTCORE
       How do you add more anime?
       It passed
       Sold to Kelly $1
       Chaired by stephen universe fans
   We boufghr Nika a confetti cannon
   Dead Garbade Memorial Committee
       Pretty much that
       HE IS RISEN
       Sold to Ed $5
       Chaired by Ed, Franklin and Countercoil
   Jokes that were funny a few years ago
       Bugmars
       Remember that one time?
       Sold to Erin $1
       Graduates
   Actual Statistics 
       Reject The Null
       Ayyyyyyyyyyy it passed
       Sold to Murphy $1
       Chaired by me!

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Vidya!
       Friday 7PM Baker 235
       Fill out yer games cmukgb.org/games
   Pay your dues to vote on booth
   Buy our merch
   Come to exec 

SHMUCKS

   Ed is alive!
   Go to Yarn things? 6pm uc cafe
   Hebocon should happen here, talk to Joe
   

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