Minutes20161128

OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       Went to VA
       Is a socialist yahoo
   DYLAN
       No flu in new jersey
   MURPHY
       Ate two thanksgiving dinners
       lots of christmas decor
   RIN
       politics is the worst
   HARRY
       thanksgiving woo!
   JOE
       weh
   NIKA
       45 minutes from here
       Did work :(

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   notices ur pacemaker OWO whats this???
   NEBBY GET IN THE FUCKING BAG
   Come to booth Saturdays at 1PM
   This has flooded 
   We <3 dick?
   Libre Cuba
   Dick

OLD BUSINESS NEW BUSINESS

   High Pitched Governmental Landowners Committee
       Feudal Castrados
       It failed
   Pseudo ahshsjda committee
       The server that kelly's twitter bots are on died and her web server is eating itself 
       RIP Gawker
       It failed
   What happened
       something something That action
       tabled til next week
   Horrible Debate Committee
       Buzz Lightyear: Space marine or not space marine
       Potpone indefinitely
   What the fuck was that
       To find out what the fuck that was
       postponed til May 7th
   Commitee to get nothing done
       Pretty much that
       It passed
       Sold to frosty $10
       Chaired by Frosty
   Committee for sorry I'm long skirt steaking it today help I'm a cow in the 1700s
       Pretty much that
       /fanfiction
       withdrawn
   Pikachus on shirts committee
       harry x steven
       that failed
   The Year of Luigi's Meme Mansion: Dark Moon Moon Staring Dante from the Devil May Cry series and Knuckles
       Kelly's dad played shreck so they'd feel better
       Sold to Kelly and Frosty $5 each
       Chaired by Frosty and Kelly
   Experimental Rigor Mortis committee
       Showing people videos of cute dead quicky stiffening puppy furries stresses them out P(0.01)
       Sold to Harry $8
       Chaired by puppy furries but not dog furries
   Replacing the English Language with Dabbing Morse Code
       (insert morse code dabbing)
       It failed
   Meme Economy Committee
       Welcome to Nasdanqcom
       /r/memeeconomy
       Passed
       Sold to Alex $23
       Memes are free
   Direct Struggle against le4gag
       Seize the Memes of Production
       It passed
       Sold to Asher $4
       Disbanded
   Allocation for $50 for event
       It passed
   Furry Fax Committee
       Show me the carfox
       I want the words "zootopia porn" to be in the minutes
       It failed
   What happens when Skye doesn't call on Stephen enough committee
       stop
       it failed (thank god)
   Committee to fail this committee
       Pass this committee
       tabled for two weeks
   Hrrreerrrn Committee
       porn is scary
       it failed

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Trivia Night
       Friday 7PM PHA18*
   Come to booth meetings
       Saturday 1PM PHA19
   Come to exec 

SHMUCKS

   Get your hair dyed by harry
   Asher is writing a musical, help him
   Fight Kelly in the Pit Allies Office UC305 for an hour
   Write for Readme
   Go watch Star Trek with Murphy
   Contact Joe if you want help warming your apartment

GTFO