Minutes20161212

OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       Fell on her face
       pinball!
   DYLAN
       ??????
   MURPHY
       Didn't fall on his ass
       Too many let's plays
       Don't watch Youtube
   RIN
       Really bad at skating
       Improvement!
       Two exams :(
   HARRY
       BEAUTY SLAP and SLEEP
   JOE
       slep
   NIKA
       You can do it!

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   History repeats itself
   Fidel Castro was poisoned with anti-beard poison
   PATTY BROUGHT FUDGE AND IS STILL THE BEST FRESHMAN
   *notices your house arrest bracelet* owo what's this
   Happy Soundcheck Day
   Kelly had fudge for the first time
   The KGB really hates sand
   Ernest Hemingway likes F Scott Fitzgerald's dick

OLD BUSINESS

   Bye Steven :'(
   s-s-s-something
       I think she's in love with me because she keeps looking at my teeth *kelly sputters out*
   To fail this commitee
       Pass this commitee
           It passed
           Sold to Joe $2
           chaired by Joe

NEW BUSINESS

   Phteven Cunningham Memorial Committee
       We'll miss you Pheteven
       It passed
       Sold to Harry $4
       Chaired by Phteven
   TV Ironing Committee
       Sonia wants a flat screen
       That failed
   KGBaking Commitee
       Edibles
       It passed
       Chaired by Patty
   subtract-hawk commitee
       It's hunting season?
       I can't see my fingers when I'm with you
       It failed
   Committee to ensure Asher whether or not he survives until 2020
       You've met him right?
       It passed
       Sold to Rauen $2
       Disbanded
   Standing rule that replacing all instances of something in the name and purpose in a committee requires a lap of shame
       It failed
   Philosophical disagreements with oatmeal marketing
       On it's lid the nousa oatmeal claims that it is form "happy cows" i submit that we are not truly able to understand the quaker oats of other beings so how can we know that the cows are in fact happy?
       It passed 
       Sold to Joe $1
       Chaired by Quaker Oats
   Something from old people
       The jokes are still good and the boys are back in town (the boys are back in town quieter this time) 
       it passed
       sold to Shawn $20
       chaired by shawn
   The kids are definitely not alleft commitee
       It's finals week
       it passed
       sold to tim $1
       All of the kids as well as the offspring
   Quidditch in Azkaban
       Stitches get snitches
       Sold to Murphy $1
       Chaired by murphy
   Find and replace coWommittee
       ToWo replace every instance oWof the letter "kek" in this purpoWose with soWomething else
       It passed
       Sold to Frosty $7
       Chaired by Kelly

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Geek Eat
       Meet at the UC black chairs Noon Wednesday
       Only go if you rsvped
   No meeting next monday
   We will have a meeting most likely on Martin luther king day

SHMUCKS

   ITR Tomorrow night
   Let me dye your hair
   Allies has a holiday party on friday at 6 in CUC 335
   Write for Readme
   Computer Club is having a movie night tomorrow December 13th
   Contact Kirn to go to museum of broken relationships
   /fanfiction
   Have a good break <3

GTFO