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Committee Reports:
 
Committee Reports:
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Stupid history
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    Stupid history
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    -Japanese sub was sunk by a US potato (literally a potato)
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        -Japanese sub was sunk by a US potato (literally a potato)
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Starfleet tactical operations
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    Starfleet tactical operations
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    -Discovery's almost here
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        -Discovery's almost here
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Visual pun archaeology
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    Visual pun archaeology
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    -Down escalator.  Elevator located in China
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        -Down escalator.  Elevator located in China
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Existing Committee
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    Existing Committee
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    -Continued Success
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        -Continued Success
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Holofractal Committee
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    Holofractal Committee
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    -Disbands, math is bullshit
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        -Disbands, math is bullshit
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Worms Memorial Committee
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    Worms Memorial Committee
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    -Cookies
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        -Cookies
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Committee to Burn Down R7
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    Committee to Burn Down R7
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    -R7 is having a party?
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        -R7 is having a party?
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    -Cool people only
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        -Cool people only
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Stupid Travelling
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    Stupid Travelling
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    -Woke up at 4:30 for a round-trip car ride in the middle of a roundtrip carride
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        -Woke up at 4:30 for a round-trip car ride in the middle of a roundtrip carride
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Skyeku
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    Skyeku
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    -One in the Bank
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        -One in the Bank
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Assassinate the PResident
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    Assassinate the PResident
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    -That's our Job, Matt
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        -That's our Job, Matt
  
 
Old Business:
 
Old Business:
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Thing
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    Thing
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    -Nika
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        -Nika
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    -Muscle Memory from Sarge is not Nika's fault
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        -Muscle Memory from Sarge is not Nika's fault
  
 
New Business:
 
New Business:
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Giving the SAA a Heart Attack Committee
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    Giving the SAA a Heart Attack Committee
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    -Purp: Act as a shell for the Committee to Assasssinate the President
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        -Purp: Act as a shell for the Committee to Assasssinate the President
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    -Quinn's Report [she came back to mtg]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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        -Quinn's Report [she came back to mtg]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    -PASSED BY CONFUSION
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        -PASSED BY CONFUSION
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    -$2 to Nika  
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        -$2 to Nika  
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    -Chair: Kate's actual heart (which Nika will Harvest)
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        -Chair: Kate's actual heart (which Nika will Harvest)
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Wicker Man Animated Committee
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    Wicker Man Animated Committee
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    -Purp: The oppossite of a Live-Action Bee Movie
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        -Purp: The oppossite of a Live-Action Bee Movie
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    -Something Something Bee Emoji
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        -Something Something Bee Emoji
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    -PASSED
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        -PASSED
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    -$3 to Matt
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        -$3 to Matt
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    -Chair: Nick Cage, Jerry Seinfeld
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        -Chair: Nick Cage, Jerry Seinfeld
  
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Standing rule about \Fanfiction from last year
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    Standing rule about \Fanfiction from last year
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    -PASSED
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        -PASSED
  
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Out of Ouederves Committee
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    Out of Ouederves Committee
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    -Purp: Sneak into high-class parties and steal finger food
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        -Purp: Sneak into high-class parties and steal finger food
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    -A high class party is one with Red *and* White Wine
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        -A high class party is one with Red *and* White Wine
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    -newpurp: Sneak into parties and stieal finger food, bougeois
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        -newpurp: Sneak into parties and stieal finger food, bougeois
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    -$3 Liam
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        -$3 Liam
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    -Chair: Whoever ate the most Ouerderves in the past 3 months
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        -Chair: Whoever ate the most Ouerderves in the past 3 months
  
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Robbing Liquor Stores and Crashing Lonely Funerals Committee
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    Robbing Liquor Stores and Crashing Lonely Funerals Committee
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    -Purp: Pretty much that
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        -Purp: Pretty much that
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    -PASSED
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        -PASSED
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    -$4 Quuxum
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        -$4 Quuxum
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    -Disbanded
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        -Disbanded
  
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Crappy Communism Committee
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    Crappy Communism Committee
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    -Purp: Read home-made manifestos at mtg
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        -Purp: Read home-made manifestos at mtg
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    -Purp: Crappy Communism Committee Party, aka CCCP
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        -Purp: Crappy Communism Committee Party, aka CCCP
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    -PASSED
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        -PASSED
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    -$2 Quinn
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        -$2 Quinn
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    -Chair: Em
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        -Chair: Em
  
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Standing Rule Banning entry of Emoji into the Minutes as to avoid Tormenting the RecSec
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    Standing Rule Banning entry of Emoji into the Minutes as to avoid Tormenting the RecSec
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    -Oh god, the Freshmen are Learning
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        -Oh god, the Freshmen are Learning
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    -TABLED FOR 17 MONTHS
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        -TABLED FOR 17 MONTHS
  
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Standing rule to Credenza soemthing something
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    Standing rule to Credenza soemthing something
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    -FAILED
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        -FAILED
  
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Ahistorical KGB Committee
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    Ahistorical KGB Committee
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    -Purp: Like the Normal KGB, but with no minutes
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        -Purp: Like the Normal KGB, but with no minutes
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    -FAILED, MOTHERFUCKER
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        -FAILED, MOTHERFUCKER
  
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Create KGB Minnuettes
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    Create KGB Minnuettes
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    -Purp: Make Nice Songs
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        -Purp: Make Nice Songs
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    -Purp: Replacing the Minutes with a recording of the RecSec singing the Minutes
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        -Purp: Replacing the Minutes with a recording of the RecSec singing the Minutes
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    -Purp: Replace the minutes with a video of automatones walking around campus singing the minutes
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        -Purp: Replace the minutes with a video of automatones walking around campus singing the minutes
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    -Passed
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        -Passed
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    -$1
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        -$1
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    -Chair: Anyone willing to animate that
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        -Chair: Anyone willing to animate that
  
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Real anouncements:
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    Real anouncements:
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    -UG TOUR IS HAPPENING
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        -UG TOUR IS HAPPENING
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    -Telling stories? Talk to Ian
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        -Telling stories? Talk to Ian
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    -Dress in Conspicuous
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        -Dress in Conspicuous

Latest revision as of 14:58, 22 September 2017

Minutes 9.4.2017

Officer Reports

Dylan- Definitely owns laundry Detergent

Katie- Shelby takes over Had honeymoon

Ian- Eh.

Quinn- Henry- Art things, no spheres, no physics

Dez- Av system hell, strings suck

Joe- Everyone's computers are broken, Stats are wrong?

Kate- Homework, unexpected family time


Committee Reports: 

   Stupid history
       -Japanese sub was sunk by a US potato (literally a potato)
   Starfleet tactical operations
       -Discovery's almost here
   Visual pun archaeology
       -Down escalator.  Elevator located in China
   Existing Committee
       -Continued Success
   Holofractal Committee
       -Disbands, math is bullshit
   Worms Memorial Committee
       -Cookies
   Committee to Burn Down R7
       -R7 is having a party?
       -Cool people only
   Stupid Travelling
       -Woke up at 4:30 for a round-trip car ride in the middle of a roundtrip carride
   Skyeku
       -One in the Bank
   Assassinate the PResident
       -That's our Job, Matt

Old Business: 

   Thing
       -Nika
       -Muscle Memory from Sarge is not Nika's fault

New Business: 

   Giving the SAA a Heart Attack Committee
       -Purp: Act as a shell for the Committee to Assasssinate the President
       -Quinn's Report [she came back to mtg]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
       -PASSED BY CONFUSION
       -$2 to Nika 
       -Chair: Kate's actual heart (which Nika will Harvest)
   Wicker Man Animated Committee
       -Purp: The oppossite of a Live-Action Bee Movie
       -Something Something Bee Emoji
       -PASSED
       -$3 to Matt
       -Chair: Nick Cage, Jerry Seinfeld

   Standing rule about \Fanfiction from last year
       -PASSED

   Out of Ouederves Committee
       -Purp: Sneak into high-class parties and steal finger food
       -A high class party is one with Red *and* White Wine
       -newpurp: Sneak into parties and stieal finger food, bougeois
       -$3 Liam
       -Chair: Whoever ate the most Ouerderves in the past 3 months

   Robbing Liquor Stores and Crashing Lonely Funerals Committee
       -Purp: Pretty much that
       -PASSED
       -$4 Quuxum
       -Disbanded

   Crappy Communism Committee
       -Purp: Read home-made manifestos at mtg
       -Purp: Crappy Communism Committee Party, aka CCCP
       -PASSED
       -$2 Quinn
       -Chair: Em

   Standing Rule Banning entry of Emoji into the Minutes as to avoid Tormenting the RecSec
       -Oh god, the Freshmen are Learning
       -TABLED FOR 17 MONTHS

   Standing rule to Credenza soemthing something
       -FAILED

   Ahistorical KGB Committee
       -Purp: Like the Normal KGB, but with no minutes
       -FAILED, MOTHERFUCKER

   Create KGB Minnuettes
       -Purp: Make Nice Songs
       -Purp: Replacing the Minutes with a recording of the RecSec singing the Minutes
       -Purp: Replace the minutes with a video of automatones walking around campus singing the minutes
       -Passed
       -$1
       -Chair: Anyone willing to animate that

   Real anouncements:
       -UG TOUR IS HAPPENING
       -Telling stories? Talk to Ian
       -Dress in Conspicuous
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