Minutes20171204

MINS 12.4.2017

OFFICER REPORTS

   Dylan
       -Tee shirt have :so long status quo"
   Katie
       -Made stuff that doesn't work, then cookie cake
   Ian
       -BOX FULL OF TSHIRTS (buy these wonderful bodycloths)
   Ellen
       -Last weekend on 112; pravda next week; submit to Pravda?!
   Dez
       -Has laptop but still refuse to find-replace
   "Joe"(Bork)
       -Didn't go home, not epistomologically inconsistent
   Kate
       -Recovered from past week, feels great now

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   This isn't capital
       -*points at bottle* this isn't capital wtf
   I'm glad my professors are as incompetent as I am
       -Prof forgot to email people the exam and I forgot I was taking it
   Stupid History
       -Colleges had a shortage of bodies in 1750
       -It's illegal to shoot people or exhume bodies
       -If you can show up to Oxford with a body to dissect you can get in
   Weird VG subcultures
       -I Wanna be the Guy fangames
       -Kills you with bullshit
       -Platforming community liked the engine but not the game so they all
       did a bunch of games; anime bullshit and being really hard
   Stupid Power Ranger Facts
       -American Power Ranger
       -Most series are taken from Super Sentai
       -Lots of JP-specific Rangers
       -Lots of American Rangers that don't exist in JP
       -In-cannon Tabletop RPG twitch stream
   Officer Haiku
       -CMU T-Shrit
       -List of quotes
   IF you think you need a blockchain you don't
       -Bitcoin is about to crash pls no
   Non-canon or ambiguously canon Zelda Games
       -Freshly picked Tingle's Rosy Rupee Land
       -Play as a normal-ass human transformed into a human
       -So much haggling and hiring bodyguards
       -"Point of Information something snarky"
   How to Make a better video game world
       -Make random sequals to games but they're dating sims
   Vid Game Facts
       -Sonic Forces "redeemed" the franchise with the customizeable avatar
       -P much self-insert but it's your fursona

OLD BIZ

   THE THING
       -Raymond (the Thing)
   No old business

NEW BIZ

   Propose Birthday Tradition
       -aaaaaaaaaaaa
   Com to Re-introduce the Ishlamari to main SW Canon
       -PURP: Musk rats that repel the force
       -Thraun is back, the musk rats aren't
       -PASSED
       -$5 Henry
       -Chair: Self
   Dylan T. Vrana Memorial
       -I don't know you, we have no affiliation with the com to assassinate
       the president
       -Table until April 30, 2018? PASS
   Standing rule: Motion to Duel is always in order and puts the meeting into
   a Yugioh game
       -DILLATORY
   Com to ?????
       -POSTPONED INDEFINITELY
   Abuse of Emoji's Com
       -Purp: My dad sent me 35 messages of Emoji
       -Most frequently used are a lot of ???? idk there're a shitton of flags
       -If you think you need a blockchain you don't
       -PASSED?? Probably
       -$4 Tim
       -Chair: everyone but
   Emoji Movie Dating sim
       -Purp: p much that
       -Table for 13Trillion years
           -TABLED
   Standing rule that "*titty committee*" is out of order
       -PASSED
   Motion to #DEFINE "Henry" "The People" and also "THE SENATE"
       -PASSED
   Wow y'all got narcissistic committee
       -P much that
       -TABLED FOR 13TRILLION YEARS
   Motion to #DEFINE "13Trillion Years" "7 years and 6 Days"
       -PASSED
   KGB Circle Jerk Com
       -Passive-aggressive commentary on how much rules wanking we're doing
       -purp.append("aggressive stare at Em")
       -PASSED
       -$6 EM
       -DISBANDED

REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

   KGB FALLS ON ITS ASS
       -$12 admission
       -Black chairs --> Skaty place
   Purchase merchandise
   BOOTH
       -Last design meeting this past weekend
       -Don't use a pre-drill to unscrew things
   EXEC
       -Meets in UC 329 from 5:45-6:30
   Shortened mtg in Breed next week