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Exec Summers

   Dez - Many noodles, too many boxes. Too many trips.
   Janny - In bay area, created a crochet snake.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
   Mitchel - Wean 4 has too many cleaners, hid in some stairwells overnight.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
   Mckenna - Not here today, but... Fought for the cause to get a nice room, but got stuck. Forgive                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
   Woody -                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
   James -                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
   Kushal - Stayed in pittsburgh, then miami!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Comittee Reports

   Stupid history - Henry - Man went to fight communism, started a cult, probably nazis, and eventually got the reagan adminstration to believe that he was smart. Started trying to shoot missiles with lasers, which does not work.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
   The commitee to assassinate the president - report from Kate, confiscated by James                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
   Furry appreciation commitee + lots of furry committees - Soooooooon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
   UwU said with different connotations - OwO                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
   Comics are bullshit - Henry - New moon knight show, but who is that. "I know you're here, dracula, you big fucking nerd. Where's my money?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
   I'm a mathmatician and I hate myself - Liam - Model theory!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

Old Business

   HENRY HAS BROUGHT US THE THING, AND HAS RETURNED IT TO US                                                                                                                                                 
   Jasper has the thing now.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

Orders of the day

   April 29 - Motion to make Liam mad                                                                                                                                                                            
       - Passed, successfully                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
   April 29 - Pot of greed motion                                                                                                                                                                                
       - Tabled for two weeks                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

New Business

   Motion to create the real donner experience commitee                                                                                                                                                      
   Purpose - to take the next person who says the donner chant and feed them to their roomate                                                                                                                
   Passed, sold to henry for $1, chaired by hannibal lector                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
   Motion to create the Cats are dumb committee                                                                                                                                                              
   Purpose: Discuss the happenings of Kaylie's cats and other cats.                                                                                                                                          
   Passed, sold to Kaylie for $7, chaired by Kate                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
   Henry - Motion to reimplement the archive rules                                                                                                                                                           
   Failed                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
   Janny - Motion to create the 'archieve' in place of the archives as outlined by nicholas rauen.                                                                                                           
   Dilatory                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
   Liam - motion to create the vixra committee                                                                                                                                                               
   Purpose - find weird vixra articles and read them aloud                                                                                                                                                   
   Passed, sold to Liam for $4, chaired by anyone willing to find weird papers.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
   Kate- Motion to #define a donnler, as a dollar with a weird look from Henry.
   Unfriendly.

Motion to #define hey donner as second

   Not heard, whoops
   Henry - Motion to create the commitee to overthrow the tyrant Dez
   Purpose - I'm winning
   Passed, sold to Henry for $3, chaired by the Senate.
   Ellen - Motion to create the midwestern tourism board
   Purpose - Promote tourism to the midwest, to cities not unlike Kansas city.
   Passed, sold to Shelby for $4, chaired by the dude who denver was a state.
   Kate - motion to make the american city-state committee.
   Purpose - Well, they're like interchangeable right?
   Kate apparently thought vermont did not exist.
   Sold to Kate for $2, chaired by Bernie Sanders
   Ellen - Motion to the left
                                                                                                                                                                                                             Liam - Motion to #define a bushel of corn as the current dollar value of a bushel of corn.
   Currently worth $3.59, rounded strictly up.
   Passed!
   Motion to #define a vinyl of corn as the current price of the vinyl of 'Corn'. Specifically, 'Korn' by Korn.
   Currently worth $26.96.
   Motion to #define hand as corn, but only if dnah is nroc.
   Passed.
   Motion to #define Korn as Corn.
   Passed.
   Tim - Motion to create the "Rip my amazon recommendations committee"
   Purpose - Basically that.
   Dez tried to buy a new projector, and got recommended Centurion male supplement vitamins.
   Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by anyone with weird amazon recommendations.
   Tim - The adhoc exec get it together committee looks at mitchel.
   Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding $30.69 for food and supplies for this event.
   Passed by acclamation.
   Liam - The corn subsidies committee would like to point that that we could have bought a bushel of corn and a vinyl of corn.
   Kate - Motion to allocate a bushel of corn to buy a bushel of corn.
       Henry - Motion to acquire a megabushel of corn
       Liam - The corn subsidies committee thinks corn futures are a great way to make that money.
       Failed, thank god
   Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that anyone who allocates money must allocate it in bushels of corn.
   Dilatory.

Real and Relevant announcements

   Mitchell - We have an event! Bring food if you're an upperclassmen
   Janny - We have the UG Tour next week, help us pleaseeee.
   Dez - We are exec, we have meeting at 4:30 on Wendnesdays at UC 329.

Schmucks

   Kate - Since this week's event is Potluck, come cook at Kremlin or R7.
   Liam - Based of off that, the culinary standards committee will eventually make bad icecream.
   Henry - Come play boardgames.
   Tim - What do we do after this? Get food!
   Janny - We have a meeting next week!