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     Purpose: ๐Ÿ† รถรถรถรถรถรถ ๐Ÿ† '(DROP TABLE;--)
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     Nickname: Eggplant o๐Ÿ tables
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     Nickname: Eggplant รถ๐Ÿ tables
 
     Officail theme song: A picture of an eggplant emoji (samsung) registered as a sound file.
 
     Officail theme song: A picture of an eggplant emoji (samsung) registered as a sound file.
 
     Passed, sold to Tim for $10, Tim, Tim, ๐Ÿ†, and the committe of the whole.
 
     Passed, sold to Tim for $10, Tim, Tim, ๐Ÿ†, and the committe of the whole.

Latest revision as of 15:52, 23 September 2019

OFFICER REPORTS

   Dez - Had a thing, didn't do it. oof.
   
   Janny - Ran around, and got sore.
   
   Mitchell - UG Tour, dissapeared. Event!
   
   Mckenna - Did UG Tour, witnessed lots of projects disapearing into an oven. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?
   
   Woody - Teacher played hooky. Oof.
   
   James - Is apparently Iron Man.
   
   Kushal - UG Tour, Hack CMU, HW. Didn't sleep. oof.
   

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Liam - Culinary Standard - Nothing beats everyday noodle.
       Point Bruge Cafe, and Pamela's Diner. Oof.
   
   Janny - Scathe lover committee reports YAY
   
   Dillen - AD HOC Advertising committee wants information. Your fault.
   
   Tim - Culinary substandards and Culinary sub standards reports no good subs
   
   Henry - R7 Buring + Not
   
   Tim - Furry committees - Success!
   
   Kate - Culinary Substandards committee wants to know about cheetos paws
   
   Liam - Corn subsidies wants you to buy corn!
   
   Tim - Ad hoc markets says no oil.
   
   Henry - Committee to restore the islemari (?) reports no success.
   
   Tim - Committee to not burn down R7 & committee to burn down buy apartment reports almost success
   
   Henry - Stupid History Committee - 18th century swedish coffee tax laws were high. If you didn't pay taxes, you got the 'irs' coming to steal your cookware, and then leave.
   
   Dillen - Misappropriated to burn down R7 wants to remember when someone exploded Riceroni on the stove.
   
   Liam - Culinary standards - Ricerono.
   
   Dillen - Riceronum.
   

OLD BUSINESS

   Kaylie Brought back the thing! Emily gets the thing. It's not her fault that Henry lost the thing.
   
   No other orders!
   

NEW BUSINESS

   Janny - The pringle and the prison behind it appreciation committee
   Purpose - The pringle and the prison behind it
   Passed, sold to Janny for $4, chaired by anyone who loves scathe
   
   Henry - Youth outreach subcommittee of committee to assassinate the president
   Purpose - Too lazy to bother shooting you, but some young people might love to do so.
   Passed, sold to Henry for $4, chaired by Kushal.
   
   Kate - Motion to allocate office access to every freshmen so they can get nerf guns.

Purpose - The pringle and the prison behind it

   Passed, sold to Janny for $4, chaired by anyone who loves scathe
   
   Henry - Youth outreach subcommittee of committee to assassinate the president
   Purpose - Too lazy to bother shooting you, but some young people might love to do so.
   Passed, sold to Henry for $4, chaired by Kushal.
   
   Kate - Motion to allocate office access to every freshmen so they can get nerf guns.
   
   Henry - Motion to allocate $20 to the committee to assasinate the president to youth outreach
   
   Dillen - When you become a chair of a subcommittee, you have to play a game of twilight emperium king of the hill at pitt on top of the panther statue for control of the committee.
   Failed.
   
   Woody - Supercommittee - composed of one or more committess, chaired by everyone who is a chair on those committess, plus a portion of anyone.
   Passed! Mwahahaha
   
   Dillen - Predicative Heirarchy supercommittee.
   Purpose: To be the Supercommittee of all committees that are not supercommittees of themselves.
   Contains: All committees that are not supercommittees of themselves.
   Dilatory? Apparently not. Mwhahahaha.
   Passed! Sold to Dillen for $20, chaired by bertred rusell, and lots of people who aren't
   
   Henry - Super broken record committee
   Purpose: Motion to create the super broken record committee
   Contains : other instances of the broken record committee
   Passed, sold to Woody by $4, chaired by motion to create th
   
   Tim -๐Ÿ† รถรถรถ ๐Ÿ
   Comprised: Committee of the whole
   Purpose: ๐Ÿ† รถรถรถรถรถรถ ๐Ÿ† '(DROP TABLE;--)
   Nickname: Eggplant รถ๐Ÿ tables
   Officail theme song: A picture of an eggplant emoji (samsung) registered as a sound file.
   Passed, sold to Tim for $10, Tim, Tim, ๐Ÿ†, and the committe of the whole.
   
   Mitchell - Motion to allcoate 42.69 dollars for food and supplies.
   Passed.
   
   Kate - Supercommitee of the committee to assassiante the president and committee to burn down R7 called the commitee to burn down R7
   Purpose: Add riceroni to R7's shopping list.
   Passed, sold to Kate, given to anyone who lives at R7 but isn't the president.
   
   Woody - Motion to allocate $6.09 for buying riceroni.
   Failed!
   

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - Meet at Wednesdays! Bring us food.
   
   Mitchell - We have an event! It's improv in Scathe, we can get you there if you don't know where it is. Prison with a Pringle.
   
   James - Pay your dues, fools.
   

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - Culinary standards will be making liquid nitrogen ice cream at some point!
   
   Tim - Spring Carnival needs a theme!
   
   Woody - ITR is this weekend! Come!
   
   Dillen - Tech talk! Come to GHC 6115 at 6:30! Free Pizza
   
   Emily - Where to get updates about the org?
   
   Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoom green, lots of food, fish fish fish, and gtfo.