Difference between revisions of "Minutes20220404"

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meeties

James: did a move on, is tired

sawyer: watched all of helsing abridged, wants to now be irish/catholic

kalie: spent hell doing tech and booth, is birthday

-defectors meating

kevin: watched a thing, it was AOT season 4 part 2 but they are continuing it more

liam: had a weekend, but statistically you don't give a fuck about it. letter of the day is f

HE SAID FUCK

HE SAID DIFFERENT

kushaliver: did move on, most productive was 2 hour watch shift. people were still boothing at 3 AM. finances? don't know

HE SAID FOR

keerthshal: was at booth build and also awake and awake now, i don't know what sleep is

REPORTS

HE SAID FROM

liam: corn prices: 7.49

kevin: drug smuggling: i have advil

kaylie: osha violations: 1910.23 211: each employee faces forwards while climbing ladder, 1910.23.c8: top step of a stepladder are not used as steps, get taller ladders

sawyer: stepladder committee: not knowing your real ladder

kushal:thought that was step on it

kaylie: booth: build a booth, get a roof

HE SAID IF

tim: nominating cominating

-people are all standing

-howie for 2vp and prospekt for treasurer complete our slates, has been done

-kaylie: can i unpres and recsec?

--yes

-kaylie opts to do so

-keerthana: julia for corsec

--no thanks on account of emails

-unnom of teddy for s@a

-process done

-yeeted

-sawyer: become dutch

OLD BUSINESS

thing: oliver -> charles: no fault: anything even remotely related to booth, is fault: everything closely related is fault

HE SAID FAULT

HE SAID OF

standing rule: motions to table can be tabled

- twain: table for a week

-- passed

NEW BEEZ

-sawyer: hard hat gang committee

purpose: make sure everyone is wearing protection

-what protection?

--osha defined

-passed

HE SAID FOUR

-sold to keerthana for 4.27, no tip, chaired by anyone currently wearing a hard hat

keerthana: floor is lava

liam: floor is magma committee

purpose: excruciating discussions about the difference between lava and magma

-a lot of discussion about the difference between magma and lava

-kevin: what use will you get?

--liam: i don't plan to own

-keerthana: motion to table for a week

--oliver: motion to table until floor becomes magma

---point of order, indefinite

--kevin: requesting a report from geology club

---who?

--oliver: we fracking lava

--kushal: lava is spelled lave and magma

--kaylie: we need to table because we don't know

--liam: motion to ⁠Unknown lave as lava

---ooo, bribery denied

--passed, been table

keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that the floor becomes magma a number of minutes after the time it is declared lava equal to temperature celcius

-zack: replace celcius with kelvin

--motion failed:

-oliver: replace celsius with kelvin/10

-sawyer: strike celsius and replace with degrees kevin

--unfriendly

-tim: floor goes from lava to magma

-keerthana: i thought lava cooled into magma, but i don't think it matters anymore

-voted on, passed

liam: motion to create the minesweeper committee

purpose: keep making subsidiary number weeks

-charles: motion to table for 1 millenium

--33'd

-keerthana: motion to table for 1 minute more than we table for

--33'd

-oliver: your motion is very important

-zack: motion to pass by coinflip

-33'd

-keerthana: motion to coinflip

--been called and failed

FAILED FAILED HE SAID FAILED TWICE

HE SAID FLIP TWICE

--ruled non-dilatory retroactively

HE SAID OF

--twain: motion to kick james while he's down

---twain gives james the boot

--keerthana: motion to impeach president

HE SAID OF FAVOR, FINGER and COINFLIP

--coin flip favored, failed

sawyer: motion to allocate 420.69 for yay big cake, jimmy johns and assorted snacks

-kushal what flavor of cake?

--charles: is cheesecake cake in this alloc

---kushal: sure but prantl's lacks it

--tim: tries to bait james into saying frosting or defector

--howie: cna we hire a bakgineer?

--kushal: i can bake but you won't like it

---liam: stop stealing valor

--sawyer: motion to ⁠Unknown kushal as renee

---ksuahl: strongest negative reaction i've ever seen out of him

--twain: hazelnut and pear or tiramisu

--liam: maybe avoid hazelnut

--liam: can we get something written on this cake

--teddy: cupcake, singular

--keerthana: can we write "a very big cup" on the cake

--liam: motion to make the cake say "congrats CIA alumni"

---james: dilatory

-voted on, passed

kaylie: motion to create the agressively shakes arms committee

purpose: aggressively shakes arms

-twain: aggressively shakes arms

-liam: motion to send to the shadow realm

HE SAID DEFINED

-oliver: table to 69th day of 2069

--retracted

-howie: motion to table for a week

--voted on, failed

HE SAID FAILED

HE SAID FOR

HE SAID FORGOT

-passed

-sold to oliver for (1d10 = 10) + 0%

HE SAID FOR

-chaired by anyone who can't shakes arms aggressively

ANNOUNCIES

Mackenna is bringing large quantities of food (extra large pizza)

HE SAID DIFFERENT

HE SAID FINISH

defectors party is saturday at 12-2 there will be jimbos, cake may something

elections are next week, pay your debts

HE SAID FIVE

no exec meeting

-elections are upcoming, dues window has passed, you may submit an absentee ballot

SCHMUCKS

HE SAID OFF

kaylie: carny party is saturday at 9

kushal: if you don't want to write a platform, i have polar bear facts

sawyer: musicians are coming around this weekend for carnival

kevin: i will put a meme in

tim: electrical inspection happened

oliver: we have shirts

liam: motion to gtfo