Nsaphra

Naomi refuses to edit her own wiki page because she feel that editing one's own wiki page is the mark of some sort of uncultured brute. Therefore, I will note some objective truths about Naomi because she cannot fight back:

• Born and raised as a turtle
• Never eats cucumbers on Thursdays, eats nothing but cucumbers on Mondays.
• Committed between one and six felonies, each of them falling between Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday (observed) and Presidents Day.
• Recorded a ska cover of Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield" but won't show it to anyone.
• Forgot her keys at home.
• Has three brothers, all of them named Phillip.
• Runs on AAA batteries.
• Her favorite US Constitution amendment is the twenty-fourth.
• Ghost wrote "The Sound and the Fury."
• Richard Pryor is her great uncle.
• Travels randomly between time periods and worlds, thus contributing to her inability to function fully according to the rules of our world.
• Has never seen the circus.