Quuxum

G. Gollinger (born 27 April 1978), alias greg4, alias DrQuuxum, is a KGB member of dubious standing since June 2004. He was introduced to the KGB after a lunch heisendate with Jackie Cipa.

Quuxum, despite his usual handle, does not have a doctoral degree. He holds a BS Cum Laude from Westminster College in Computer Science and Mathematics.

He has been employed as a systems analyst for the University of Pittsburgh since 2000. He briefly worked in the Phallus of Ignorance helping to create a computer lab image, but was soon shipped to be the system administrator of the departments of Physics & Astronomy and Geology & Planetary Science. He dropped Geology in May 2001 and has been solely in Physics & Astronomy ever since.

As Quuxum is not a student activities fee-paying member, he is disqualified from holding an exec position. However, he has frequently contributed resources (usually his car) for many KGB activities.

Quuxum owns several committees, including the Gratuitous Obscenity Committee, the Ministry of Llama Control, the Committee To Find or Build a Fucking Theremin (with gwillen), the Committee To Suggest Trebuchet Targets and the aptly-named Committee To Get DrQuuxum To Buy More Committees To Get Us More Money.