Stockholm Syndrome

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According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual-IV (DSM-IV), Stockholm Syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:

  • Runny nose
  • Soreness
  • A desire to refer to everyone as Lars the Large Swedish Man
  • Arugala
  • The Electric Slide
  • Metronomes
  • Headaches
  • A loss of sexual appetite
  • A loss of vegetable appetite
  • A loss of vegetable parasite
  • A loss of vegemite parasite
  • A loss of kryptonite parachute