Kate

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Kate Krakopolsky. One of our genuine Russian speakers. Please contact Komrade Krakopolsky about any messages that need to be sent regarding the revolution.

Officer Dossiers

2VP, 2018-2019

Top Stat: Arm Recovery

Kate is a Real Russian, lending our organization a semblance of credibility. You can find Kate at Giant Eagle picking out terrible drinks for our events.

S@A, 2017-2018

Kate is Russian, which is important because it means her complicity in our organization makes it okay that we joke about being a very real and morally questionable Russian secret police force. Kate is a pillar of calm amid the turbulent waters of the rest of execs’ breakneck rock and roll lifestyles. If you look into her eyes, you will see a calm understanding that can only come from years of world weariness born with the tenacity of a soldier, and the grace of a last ruling monarch holding a fractured kingdom together through a decades long calamity. Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken. Kate is the Sergeant at Arms. She transports stuff.

  • It is also her duty to put her life on the line at a second’s notice to defend the president against deadly assassination attempts. She would gladly die for him.
Preceded by
Ian Griswold
Sergeant at Arms
2017-2018
Succeeded by
Mitchell Yang
Preceded by
Ian Griswold
Second Vice President
2018-2019
Succeeded by
Mitchell Yang