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KGB name

2006-11-13T09:43:39Z

Aij:

This is stolen from <tt>lib/text/what_kgb_stands_for</tt>:

'''KGB Fact File Number 27'''

'''What Does KGB Stand For?'''

This has been a question which has puzzled scholars for many years.
The meaning of KGB is an integral part of the entire organizations
purpose, and one cannot really be thought of as a true member of KGB
unless one gains the knowledge of the meaning of KGB. This knowledge,
however, is not readily apparent, and as with most things in life, you
must struggle to obtain it. It is your responsibility--nay, it is your
duty--to learn the truth about KGBs name, even if you are only mildly
considering joining our group.

Although all KGB members (during a rigorous initiation ceremony, the
details of which need not concern you) have sworn a sacred oath, under
penalty of death, to guard the Mystery of the Letters, certain clues
and instructions can be given in order to assist you in unraveling our
mystery.

Step 1: First of all, look at the letters, K, G, and B; what do they
have in common? Note that they can all be moved forward or backward in
the alphabet an equal number of spaces to produce a common three-letter
word. (Hint: What number is most commonly associated with computer
programmers?)

Step 2: Now that youve found your word, think back to the early
sixteenth century. This was an age of expansion and colonization for
Europe. France, in particular, imported a number of goods from its
colonies. The word which you thought of in Step 1 is one of those
goods. What country is it from? (Hint: The country is shaped a little
like a gourd.)

Step 3: The country which you thought of is also famous for producing
another product. What food does it like to eat?

Step 4: If the food is grown underground, then your magic number is
5. If the food is green, then your magic number is 8. If the food is
wheat, then your magic number is 13.7.

Step 5: Add 29 to your magic number, then divide by four.

Step 6: This should give you the first three digits of the license
plate of a famous Hollywood actor. What role is he best remembered
for? This should give you your answer.

Nah, not really. I was only fooling with you. KGB doesnt stand for
anything.

KGB

2006-11-13T09:37:59Z

Aij:

KGB is a social organization at [[CMU|Carnegie Mellon]]. We can't tell you what it stands for. (See [[KGB name]])

[[category:Inside jokes]]

General body members

2006-11-13T09:27:31Z

Aij:

These are our fine non-officerial KGB members.

* [[aballard]]
* [[aij]]
* [[aleffert]]
* [[areese]]
* [[astromme]]
* [[cgwright]]
* [[cmartens]]
* [[cpride]]
* [[csawyer]]
* [[csjackso]]
* [[ddagradi]]
* [[djreed]]
* [[djurado]]
* [[dlstern]]
* [[dpalexan]]
* [[dpardo]]
* [[edanaher]]
* [[ehohenst]]
* [[eleather]]
* [[ghannema]]
* [[greg4]]
* [[groenberg]]
* [[gwillen]]
* [[gzearfos]]
* [[jcdavis]]
* [[jciscon]]
* [[jdkaufma]]
* [[jgg]]
* [[jsp16]]
* [[krivard]]
* [[ksubrama]]
* [[labbott]]
* [[lea]]
* [[leet]]
* [[maument]]
* [[mmorrill]]
* [[mspindle]]
* [[mstephen]]
* [[mvarshav]]
* [[pdesider]]
* [[pm39]]
* [[pmellott]]
* [[pwasserm]]
* [[pwg]]
* [[rbiggs]]
* [[rhalstea]]
* [[rlane]]
* [[rmacclou]]
* [[rszewczy]]
* [[shawn]]
* [[tcrow]]
* [[tlw]]
* [[tpburns]]
* [[vkaplan]]

General body members

2006-11-13T08:53:29Z

Aij:

These are our fine non-officerial KGB members.

* [[abermude]]
* [[agoodwin]]
* [[aguzman]]
* [[ahayashi]]
* [[aij]]
* [[ajo]]
* [[alauer]]
* [[aleffert]]
* [[alisag]]
* [[amccue]]
* [[areese]]
* [[arwong]]
* [[at33]]
* [[aveerhof]]
* [[azats]]
* [[bchandle]]
* [[bgilbert]]
* [[blewis]]
* [[btlee]]
* [[cdinwood]]
* [[cgorman]]
* [[cmj]]
* [[col]]
* [[cort]]
* [[csteinbr]]
* [[dfontain]]
* [[djreed]]
* [[dkaplan]]
* [[dkitchin]]
* [[dlstern]]
* [[edanaher]]
* [[epr]]
* [[gstockma]]
* [[gwillen]]
* [[gzearfos]]
* [[isildur]]
* [[jbeckens]]
* [[jboriss]]
* [[jcipa]]
* [[jcreed]]
* [[jge]]
* [[jgerman]]
* [[jmendels]]
* [[johnson6]]
* [[jvittes]]
* [[jweinber]]
* [[khamm]]
* [[kkburns]]
* [[kraturi]]
* [[lbk]]
* [[lbs]]
* [[lchikofs]]
* [[lmcgrego]]
* [[lmeeken]]
* [[lpb]]
* [[lsemesky]]
* [[ltv]]
* [[lws]]
* [[maksimt]]
* [[mbk]]
* [[mbrewer]]
* [[mcrouch]]
* [[mdille3]]
* [[merichar]]
* [[mgeistd]]
* [[mkehrt]]
* [[mm1v]]
* [[mppark]]
* [[mrusso]]
* [[msnider]]
* [[mstevens]]
* [[mtolan]]
* [[mtomczak]]
* [[mwkaufma]]
* [[ncd]]
* [[nwf]]
* [[pfriedma]]
* [[rbraun]]
* [[rgockley]]
* [[rjmccall]]
* [[rlkolb]]
* [[rnathan]]
* [[rsinnott]]
* [[rszewczy]]
* [[rweldon]]
* [[shawn]]
* [[shiue]]
* [[srbennet]]
* [[swhitman]]
* [[tfrey]]
* [[tristan]]
* [[vogel]]
* [[wblew]]
* [[yjw]]
* [[ykhodor]]
* [[zcc]]
* [[Elise Walton]]

Akivamkehrt

2006-11-13T07:42:52Z

Aij:

'''Akivamkhert''' is the name of the multiple-bodied organism that is represented by [[aleffert|Akiva]] and [[mkehrt]]. '''mkiva''' is the name of the multiple-bodied organism that is represented by [[mkehrt]] and [[aleffert]]. The two bodies share one mind, though they will vigorously deny that fact. Also, Ed wants to start an edit war.

[[category:Inside jokes]]

Mkiva

2006-11-13T07:40:45Z

Aij:

#REDIRECT [[Akivamkehrt]]

Mkehrt

2006-11-13T07:40:18Z

Aij:

The correct title of this article is '''mkehrt'''. It appears incorrectly here because of technical restrictions.

mkehrt is awesome. He believes in the power of {{magic}}.

mkehrt is the first half of the multi-bodied organism [[mkiva]].