KGB Wiki - User contributions [en]

Main Page

2008-04-22T22:14:11Z

Arwong: n = n + 1

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==
* [[Booth 2009 Planning]]
* [[2008 Officers|New officers for 2008-09]]
* [[Anniversary Party Post Mortem]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

Talk:Shirts

2008-03-29T20:21:20Z

Arwong: New page: Exec has a t-shirt archive. It may have even been recently (...2006?) cleaned. ~~~~

Exec has a t-shirt archive. It may have even been recently (...2006?) cleaned. [[User:Arwong|Arwong]] 16:21, 29 March 2008 (EDT)

Chris Newman

2008-01-07T08:07:52Z

Arwong: /* Is the story true? */

'''Chris Newman''' is the founding [[treasurer]] of [[KGB]].

==A Story==
At some point during his [[President|presidency]], [[Abe]], intent on finding a [[The real world|job]] in the game industry, had an on-campus interview with [[Microsoft]]. The interview went on in a small room in the [[dungeons]] of the [[University Center]]. There was your usual technical question and then the topic shifted towards general matters, and it went something like this:

"I notice you've written on your résumé that you're the president of the [[Carnegie Mellon]] [[KGB]]," said the interviewer, a guy in his late 30s or early 40s who had worked on various Windows platform bits.

"Oh, yes," said Abe, who was accustomed to this coming up, "[[KGB]] is a social organization on campus..." and on. "It's a good time. We have weekly [[meetings]] and abide by [[Robert's Rules of Order]], so--"

The interviewer butted in, somewhat surprised, "[[Still! Huh.]]"

''Still.''

"Oh." This was unexpected. "Yeah..."

"I was the founding [[treasurer]] of the [[KGB]]."

"'''''Oh.'''''"

Abe apparently passed the on-campus interview in spite of completely bombing the aforementioned technical question, and proceeded to the phone screen stage.

==Is the story true?==

While many former KGB folks have worked at Microsoft, including the founding corresponding secretary [[Dan Lovinger]], Chris Newman only worked for Microsoft as a summer intern once in 1988 so he wasn't part of this particular story.

Well, I really don't remember the guy's name, but I definitely had an on-campus interview with someone who declared himself as the founding treasurer of KGB. Pretty sure it was treasurer. Could've been * secretary. [[User:Arwong|Arwong]] 03:07, 7 January 2008 (EST)

==How the Penny Throwing Started==

Since I was the founding treasurer and the organization had no money, it seemed appropriate to ask for money during the Treasurer's report. So I started doing that, and resourceful KGB members decided to take the request literally in the form of one cent coins flying in the general direction of the treasurer. I found it entertaining so it became a tradition (cue fiddler on the roof music).

[[Category:Officers]][[Category:Defectors]][[Category:Stories]][[Category:Nifty]]

2004 Officers

2007-05-20T08:24:07Z

Arwong: +links, detail

[[President]] -- [[Abe Wong|"Honest" Abraham Wong]]

[[First Vice President]] -- [[akivamkehrt|Akiva Leffert]]

[[Second Vice President]] -- [[Styger|Lauren "Styger" Stiger]]

[[Corresponding Secretary]] -- [[akivamkehrt|Matthew Kehrt]]

[[Recording Secretary]] -- [[rlambert|Rebecca Lambert]]

[[Treasurer]] -- [[Emily Leathers]]

[[Sergeant at Arms]] -- [[Lizza McGregor]]

The office of [[President]] was briefly held by the [[Democracy|democratically]] [[elections|elected]] [[pfriedma]]. When he went on [[Dean's Vacation]] during the summer of 2004, [[Exec]] filled the position with the [[Democracy|democratically]] [[elections|elected]] (as [[1st VP]]) [[Abe Wong]]. The position of [[1st VP]] was then filled by the political placeman [[Aleffert|Akiva Leffert]].

[[category:Officers]]

Booth

2007-05-17T02:56:10Z

Arwong: +links, mating call

[[Booth]] is the process of constructing a wooden scaffolding for holding [[spackle]] and [[caulk]]. Organizations can Win Booth by having the most uniformly-spackled wooden structures on [[Midway]].

It is very important to ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING when spackling a booth. If you simply give a bucket of spackle to [[Creidieki]], and tell him "figure out what to do with this", you will not Win Booth. Particularly if he then enlists all of the freshmen.

Anyway, after you [[spackle]] something, you wait for it to dry, and then you sand over it, and then you paint it. Casual afterthought is then used to construct a [[roofs|roof]] and cover it in tar paper. Roof construction is oft-considered the best time of year to identify which KGB members are [[load bearing]].

All of this might be fun, if it didn't cost more than [[KGB]] has spent on anything else, ever. That small detail <i>guarantees</i> fun.

== History ==

History of booth:

* 1989: [[Land the Plane in Red Square]]
* 1990: [[Topple The Czar]]
* 1991: [[The Hunt for Red October]]
* 1992: ''(no booth)''
* 1993: ''(still no booth)''
* 1994: [[The Mir Space Station]]
* 1995: [[Peter and the Wolf]]
* 1996: [[Kremlin]]
* 1997: ''(boothless)''
* 1998: [[Baba Yaga's Hut]]
* 1999: [[The Rats of NIMH]]
* 2000: [[Sputnik]]
* 2001: ''(booth de nada)''
* 2002: [[Snegurochka's Castle]]
* 2003: [[The Winter Palace]]
* 2004: [[Tetris]]
* 2005: [[Science (booth)|KGB presents SCIENCE!]]
* 2006: [[Roanoke Island]]
* 2007: [[Big Things Made Small]]

== Mating call ==

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!

[[Category:Events]]
[[category:Nifty]]
[[Category:Carnival]]

Help:Editing

2007-05-17T00:36:13Z

Arwong: +style suggestions

The [[metaphysics|metaphysical]] principle of editing is embodied in a law of attraction. You edit what you think about.

You want this, don't you? The desire to edit is swelling in you now. Take your keyboard. Use it. Edit this article with it. Give in to your desire to edit. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

Your edits are unavoidable. Your edits are your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.

== Some style suggestions ==
* '''Bold''' the article title the first time it appears by surrounding it in <nowiki>'''triple-ticks'''</nowiki>
* Give every article at least one [[Special:Categories|category]]
* Give every article at least one out-link
* If you are making a comment, such as in a talk page, use four tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) to insert your username and a timestamp.
* Mark short articles as [[KGB Wiki:Stubs|stubs]] using <nowiki>{{stub}}</nowiki>

== Further reading ==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Editing Editing Help at Wikipedia]
* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

Category:Succession templates

2007-05-17T00:30:18Z

Arwong: +template:s-inc to example

'''Succession templates''' work something like this:

<pre><nowiki>
{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[User:Vputin|Vlad]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Knight Grand Cross]]|years=[[2210 Officers|2210-2315]]}}
{{s-non|reason=Coup d'etat}}

{{s-new}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sovereign of the Garter]]|years=[[2315 Officers|2315-7500]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Optimus Prime]]}}

{{s-bef|before=[[jcreed]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Officer of the week]]|years=}}
{{s-inc}}
{{end}}
</nowiki></pre>

Which looks like:
{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[User:Vputin|Vlad]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Knight Grand Cross]]|years=[[2210 Officers|2210-2315]]}}
{{s-non|reason=Coup d'etat}}
{{s-new}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sovereign of the Garter]]|years=[[2315 Officers|2315-7500]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Optimus Prime]]}}
{{s-bef|before=[[jcreed]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Officer of the week]]|years=}}
{{s-inc}}
{{end}}

<br />
The template naming is obnoxious but consistent with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Succession_templates Wikipedia's succession templates]. If creating a new template which has the same function as one of Wikipedia's, consider using the same naming.

Cmartens

2007-05-17T00:27:07Z

Arwong: +template:s-inc

cmartens, more often known as chrisamaphone, mostly lives on [http://www.livejournal.com Livejournal]. She is occasionally seen consorting with [[birds]] or writing code.

=== Contact Info ===
* Email: cmartens ''at'' andrew ''dot'' cmu ''dot'' edu

=== Officer Dossier ===
<blockquote>The proper prepartation of a Chrisamaphone:

* Two small kittens, preferably with ears
* Two bits of different lemon flavored cookies
* Three cups dehydrated water, rehydrated

Preheat oven to 350 degrees and give the kitten a saucer of milk. Mix the lemon cookie and water until fully absorbed by the sponge and serve over pasta salad. If no lemon cookies are available, substitute orange-flavored chocolate to form substitute officer [[User:Gwillen|gwillen]].</blockquote>

(written by [[User:Ddagradi]])

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[User:Lea | Lea]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2006 Officers|2006-2007]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[User:Mglisson | Mglisson]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[User:Csjackso | Csjackso]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2007 Officers|2007-2008]]}}
{{s-inc}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Mindblowingly Amazing]]
[[Category:Officers]]

Category:Succession templates

2007-05-17T00:26:31Z

Arwong: +mention of wikipedia's naming

'''Succession templates''' work something like this:

<pre><nowiki>
{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[User:Vputin|Vlad]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Knight Grand Cross]]|years=[[2210 Officers|2210-2315]]}}
{{s-non|reason=Coup d'etat}}
{{s-new}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sovereign of the Garter]]|years=[[2315 Officers|2315-7500]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Optimus Prime]]}}
{{end}}
</nowiki></pre>

Which looks like:
{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[User:Vputin|Vlad]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Knight Grand Cross]]|years=[[2210 Officers|2210-2315]]}}
{{s-non|reason=Coup d'etat}}
{{s-new}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sovereign of the Garter]]|years=[[2315 Officers|2315-7500]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Optimus Prime]]}}
{{end}}

<br />
The template naming is obnoxious but consistent with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Succession_templates Wikipedia's succession templates]. If creating a new template which has the same function as one of Wikipedia's, consider using the same naming.

Template:Succession box

2007-05-17T00:23:28Z

Arwong:

Template:Succession box

2007-05-17T00:23:15Z

Arwong:

<includeonly>
{{s-bef|before={{{before}}}}}
{{s-ttl|title={{{title}}}|years=}}
{{s-aft|after={{{after}}}}}</includeonly>
<noinclude>This series of succession templates is deprecated. Please use the templates in [[:Category:Succession templates]]

{{start box}}
{{succession box|title=[[1988 Officers]]|before=Unprecedented|after=[[1989 Officers]]}}
{{end box}}

</noinclude>

Template:End box

2007-05-17T00:20:07Z

Arwong:

<includeonly>{{end}}</includeonly>
<noinclude>
This series of succession templates is deprecated. Please use the templates in [[:Category:Succession templates]]
</noinclude>

Template:Succession box

2007-05-17T00:19:29Z

Arwong: sure hope this works.

<includeonly>
{{s-bef|before={{{before}}}}}
{{s-ttl|title={{{title}}}}}
{{s-aft|after={{{after}}}}}</includeonly>
<noinclude>This series of succession templates is deprecated. Please use the templates in [[:Category:Succession templates]]</noinclude>

Template:Start box

2007-05-17T00:18:08Z

Arwong: deprecating. (breaking change! lolz)

<includeonly>{{s-start}}</includeonly>
<noinclude>This series of succession templates is deprecated. Please use the templates in [[:Category:Succession templates]]
</noinclude>

Category:Succession templates

2007-05-16T22:35:24Z

Arwong:

Category:Succession templates

2007-05-16T22:23:43Z

Arwong:

Category:Succession templates

2007-05-16T22:22:10Z

Arwong:

Jon Bennett

2007-05-16T22:06:20Z

Arwong: s-bef to s-new

{{s-start}}
{{s-new}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[President]]
|years=[[1988 Officers|Fall 1988]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[User:so0s|so0s]]}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Dan Lovinger]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Corresponding Secretary]]
|years=[[1991 Officers|1991-1992]]}}
{{s-aft|after=?}}
{{end}}

[[category:Officers]]
[[category:Defectors]]

Ethan Evans

2007-05-16T22:05:21Z

Arwong: failing...

{{stub}}

{{s-start}}
{{s-new}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Historian]]
|years=[[1988 Officers|1988-1989]]}}
{{s-non|reason=Lost to the ravages of time}}
{{end}}

[[category:Officers]]
[[category:Defectors]]

Ethan Evans

2007-05-16T22:05:07Z

Arwong:

{{stub}}

{{s-start}}
{{s-new}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Historian]]
|years=[[1988 Officers|1988-1999]]}}
{{s-non|reason=Lost to the ravages of time}}
{{end}}

[[category:Officers]]
[[category:Defectors]]

Ethan Evans

2007-05-16T22:04:30Z

Arwong: +stub, succession box

{{stub}}

{{s-start}}
{{s-new}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Historian]]
|years=[[1988 Officers|1988]]}}
{{s-non|reason=Lost to the ravages of time}}
{{end}}

[[category:Officers]]
[[category:Defectors]]

Template:S-non

2007-05-16T22:04:06Z

Arwong:

|width="30%" align="center"|'''{{{reason}}}'''<noinclude>[[Category:Succession templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Template:S-non

2007-05-16T22:01:04Z

Arwong:

|width="30%" align="center" rowspan="{{{rows}}}"|'''{{{reason}}}'''<noinclude>[[Category:Succession templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Dave Markley

2007-05-16T21:55:42Z

Arwong: +stub

{{stub}}

[[category:Officers]]
[[category:Defectors]]

Dan Lovinger

2007-05-16T21:55:24Z

Arwong: +stub

{{stub}}

[[category:Officers]]
[[category:Defectors]]

Doug DeCarlo

2007-05-16T21:55:02Z

Arwong: +stub

{{stub}}

[[category:Officers]]
[[category:Defectors]]

I wanna edit this wiki

2007-05-16T21:53:12Z

Arwong: +link to stubs and pages needing attention

Awesome. See those links in the upper-right? Have at it.

Caveat: if you don't know any of these people, or really even what KGB is, that makes your editing this wiki ''even more awesome''.

===Questions With Unhelpful Answers Listed Inside This Subsection===

'''How awesome is it that I'm editing this wiki?'''
Present, former, or prospective member of the organization... ''awesome''
Present, former, or prospective Dean of Student Affairs... ''more awesome''
Present, former, or prospective person on the internet... ''even more awesome''
Present, former, or prospective associate of the bylaws committee... ''some or infrequent awesome''

''I am a former entirety of the bylaws committee. Does that count? --Z''

''Shouldn't that be on the discussion page? --ee0r''

''We'll let it slide. --rjmccall''

''Then that makes you younger KGB members 'slacker geeks' You should show some respect to Z already. Without him you would not have CtFwS. --so0s''

''That's like saying that without Einstein we wouldn't have General Relativity. --Ed''

==Section title==

If you're going to create a vanity page about yourself, that's fine, but you should probably put it in the main namespace (e.g. [[vputin]]), not the user namespace (e.g. [[User:Vputin]]), just for general aesthetic reasons. Also, we're not going to do anything about the improper capitalization of your user id, so there.

==Titled section==

If you're out of ideas for what to edit, consider these:
* [[Article requests]]
* [[Special:Wantedpages | Wanted pages]], which are linked to but do not exist
* [[Special:Wantedcategories | Wanted categories]]
* [[:Category:Stubs|Stubs]]
* [[:Category:Pages needing attention|Pages needing attention]]
* [[Special:Deadendpages | Dead-end pages]], with out out-links
* [[Special:Lonelypages | Lonely pages]], with no in-links
* [[Special:Shortpages | Short pages]]
* [[Special:Longpages | Long pages]]
* [[Special:Uncategorizedpages | Uncategorized pages]]
* [[Special:Uncategorizedcategories | Uncategorized categories]]
* [[Special:DoubleRedirects | Double redirects]], which are not supported

Template:Stub

2007-05-16T21:49:16Z

Arwong:

<div style="padding: 5px; width: 90%; border: 1px #aaa solid; background:#eeeeee">
This article is a [[KGB Wiki:Stub|stub]] and is lacking important information! Someone [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} help!]
</div>
[[Category:Stubs]][[Category:Pages needing attention]]

Cookie Monster

2007-05-16T21:35:12Z

Arwong: +stub

{{stub}}

[[category:Nifty]]

Dpalexan

2007-05-16T21:10:11Z

Arwong: +formatting

'''dpalexan''' uses two monitors.

Stockholm Syndrome

2007-05-16T21:08:50Z

Arwong: +links, category

According to the [[Diagnostic and Statistical Manual]]-IV (DSM-IV), '''Stockholm Syndrome''' is characterized by the following symptoms:
* Runny nose
* Soreness
* A desire to refer to everyone as [[Lars the Large Swedish Man]]
* Arugula
* The Electric Slide
* Metronomes
* Headaches
* A loss of [[sex|sexual]] appetite
* A loss of vegetable appetite
* A loss of [[vegetables|vegetable]] parasite
* A loss of [[vegemite]] parasite
* A loss of [[kryptonite]] parachute

[[Category:Conditions]]

Talk:Sock puppets on fire

2007-05-16T19:02:24Z

Arwong:

This is probably the best wiki article ever. [[User:Arwong|Arwong]] 15:02, 16 May 2007 (EDT)

I wanna edit this wiki

2007-05-14T22:40:18Z

Arwong: +ideas for what to edit

Awesome. See those links in the upper-right? Have at it.

Caveat: if you don't know any of these people, or really even what KGB is, that makes your editing this wiki ''even more awesome''.

===Questions With Unhelpful Answers Listed Inside This Subsection===

'''How awesome is it that I'm editing this wiki?'''
Present, former, or prospective member of the organization... ''awesome''
Present, former, or prospective Dean of Student Affairs... ''more awesome''
Present, former, or prospective person on the internet... ''even more awesome''
Present, former, or prospective associate of the bylaws committee... ''some or infrequent awesome''

''I am a former entirety of the bylaws committee. Does that count? --Z''

''Shouldn't that be on the discussion page? --ee0r''

''We'll let it slide. --rjmccall''

''Then that makes you younger KGB members 'slacker geeks' You should show some respect to Z already. Without him you would not have CtFwS. --so0s''

''That's like saying that without Einstein we wouldn't have General Relativity. --Ed''

==Section title==

If you're going to create a vanity page about yourself, that's fine, but you should probably put it in the main namespace (e.g. [[vputin]]), not the user namespace (e.g. [[User:Vputin]]), just for general aesthetic reasons. Also, we're not going to do anything about the improper capitalization of your user id, so there.

==Titled section==

If you're out of ideas for what to edit, consider these:
* [[Article requests]]
* [[Special:Wantedpages | Wanted pages]], which are linked to but do not exist
* [[Special:Wantedcategories | Wanted categories]]
* [[Special:Deadendpages | Dead-end pages]], with out out-links
* [[Special:Lonelypages | Lonely pages]], with no in-links
* [[Special:Shortpages | Short pages]]
* [[Special:Longpages | Long pages]]
* [[Special:Uncategorizedpages | Uncategorized pages]]
* [[Special:Uncategorizedcategories | Uncategorized categories]]
* [[Special:DoubleRedirects | Double redirects]], which are not supported

Article requests

2007-05-14T22:33:53Z

Arwong:

It sure would be grand if we had articles on the following subjects:

* [[Pfennig of Pfault]]
* [[Presidential salute]]
* [[Erototoxins]]
* [[William Shatner]]
* [[Zephyr]]
* [[Meta Committee]]
* [[assocs.kgb]]
* [[Soviet Russia]]
* [[Body part of the week]]
* Booths, such as
** [[Snegurochka's Castle]]
** [[The Winter Palace]]
** [[Science (booth)]]
** [[Tetris]]
** [[Roanoke Island]]

Officer of the week

2007-05-10T07:19:26Z

Arwong: i kind of doubt this is still in practice

The position of '''officer of the week''' is awarded by the [[chair]] to those right honorable individuals who go above and beyond [[the call of duty]], bringing [[food]] to [[meetings|exec meetings]].

Comrade points

2007-05-10T07:10:46Z

Arwong:

At the end, you can redeem '''comrade points''' for cool prizes.

20th Anniversary Party

2007-05-07T22:39:52Z

Arwong: +vid section, +spof

A nefarious plot has been hatched among the [[defectors]] to overthrow [[KGB|KGB's]] control of its annual [[Carnival]] party in 2008 and throw a somewhat grander shindig to commemorate the 20th Anniversary of KGB's founding. [[User:Laefer|Jay Laefer]] is coordinating a list of people who would like to receive more party information via email. The rest of us will get our information here.

==Propaganda==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fbdvVUFVYU Promotional Video #01], starring [[User:mg2x|Michael Gelman]] (and [[Cookie Monster]])
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J85BC4llXk Promotional Video #02], starring [[Jess]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC1JsbbayTY Promotional Video #03], starring [[Chuck Werner]]

==The Plan==

Basic planning tasks:
* Gather contact information.
* Pick a date, probably during Carnival (April 17-20, 2008).
* Book a venue.
* Obtain funds.

==The Central Committee==

If you would like to join the central planning committee who will be held responsible for this travesty, please log in and add your name below.

* [[User:Laefer|Jay Laefer]]
* [[User:Eeyore|Elliott "Eeyore" Evans]]
* [[User:mg2x|Michael Gelman]] (and [[Cookie Monster]])
* [[User:so0s|S.E. Olson]]
* [[User:ts4z|Tim Showalter]]

==The Brainstorming List==

It would be totally keen if:

* The party were held someplace near campus to make travel between [[Midway]] and the party easy.
* The party were held someplace where real [[food]] could be served or possibly provided.
* The party were held someplace that a full range of beverages could be served.
* We had custom [[KGB]] pocket protectors as favors.
* There were an associated game of [[CTFWS]].
* The party were held on a cruise ship in some exotic location.
* We Defectors created a blitz [[booth]].
* A variety of ancient and revered [[KGB]] artifacts could be assembled and displayed.
** [[Images]] of any and all [[KGB]] silliness need to be preserved for posterity in the [[KGB]]'s nifty new '''[http://www.flickr.com/photos/kg3b/ flickr account]''' created by so0s and growing exponentially in popularity.
** The original five-minute [[booth]] -- the one made of styrofoam.
** The original [[KGB]] [[buggy]] can be recreated from its original [[Legos]] courtesy of rm3t and so0s
** Dan Lovinger still has a "Topple the Czar" figure, I think.
** Somewhere, I (ee0r) may still have a FL0M B0MB.
* There were showings of [[KGB: The Movie]] and its sequel(s).
* Some accommodation were made for those defectors who (scary as this is) have small and infant children.
* We played Kremlin.
* There was a showing of [[sock puppets on fire]]

[[Category:Events]][[Category:Defectors]][[Category:Nifty]]

Talk:Coke

2007-05-07T22:30:23Z

Arwong: the coke machine has a web site?

Just exactly which coke machine is this? Surely not the one Mark runs? Last I checked, Mark's was the definitive coke machine frequented by KGBers and normals alike. [[User:Arwong|Arwong]] 18:30, 7 May 2007 (EDT)

User:Labbott

2007-05-06T04:30:13Z

Arwong: +facebook profile link

Stop stalking me. That's what [http://cmu.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1362900043 Facebook] is for.

Kremvax

2007-05-06T04:29:23Z

Arwong:

Someone sure should write pages for '''Kremvax''' and its successors. Ain't me.

Crispy Hexagons

2007-05-06T04:28:06Z

Arwong:

'''Crispy Hexagons''' is a brand of six-sided cereal that is firm but brittle. It is manufactured by Giant Food, which is unrelated to [[Giant Eagle]].

{{stub}}

Music

2007-05-01T22:35:15Z

Arwong:

'''Music''' is the [[vector space]] of organized [[sound|sounds]] spanned by the below basis. Music makes the [[bourgeoisie]] and the [[rebels|rebel]].

* Major Key Tonality
* Tight Lyrics
* Amazing Instrumental Prowess
* [[Prevalent Use of Groove]]
* Flugelhorn Solo
* Knack for Catchy Hooks
* Tripped-Out Production

==See also==
* [[Linear independence]]
* [[Industry]]
* [[Oontz]]

Music

2007-05-01T18:28:41Z

Arwong:

'''Music''' is the [[vector space]] of organized [[sound|sounds]] spanned by the following basis:

* Major Key Tonality
* Tight Lyrics
* Amazing Instrumental Prowess
* [[Prevalent Use of Groove]]
* Flugelhorn Solo
* Knack for Catchy Hooks
* Tripped-Out Production

==See also==
* [[Linear independence]]
* [[Oontz]]

Talk:Chris Newman

2007-05-01T18:26:17Z

Arwong:

Do we have any way to toss virtual pennies at cn0h?

-so0s

Wait, wait, wait, this means Chris Newman is at Microsoft, and someone put KGB on their resume and their resume didn't immediately hit the trash? --ts4z

It means he was. He's not in the directory right now (which also means I'm at Microsoft, though it wasn't through that particular application). And, most definitely, "President, Carnegie Mellon KGB" was a good conversation topic at interviews and job fairs, say, at the CIA and NSA booths. [[User:Arwong|Arwong]] 14:26, 1 May 2007 (EDT)

Communism

2007-04-30T21:41:10Z

Arwong:

'''Communism''' was just a [[red]] [[birds|herring]].

Template:Stub

2007-04-30T16:54:03Z

Arwong: +pages needing attention, thinner border

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[[Category:Stubs]][[Category:Pages needing attention]]

Template talk:Succession box

2007-04-30T16:18:11Z

Arwong: redundant; see Succession templates category

These are all redundant. See [[:Category:Succession templates]]. The awful naming is awful but is consistent with the current templating scheme at Wikipedia. [[User:Arwong|Arwong]] 12:18, 30 April 2007 (EDT)

New Dorms

2007-04-29T21:20:46Z

Arwong: +see also: new house

[[Resnik]] and [[West Wing]].

See, there was a time when they were the new dorms. Really. Brand new.

==See also==
* [[New House]]

[[Category: Old Names for Stuff]]

Heart

2007-04-29T21:18:51Z

Arwong:

'''Heart''' is one of the five elements with which you can summon [[Captain Planet]]. Unlike the other four, heart kind of sucks.

== See also ==
* [[Earth]]
* [[Fire]]
* [[Wind]]
* [[Water]]
* [[Linear independence|LINEAR INDEPENDENCE!]]

[[Category:Elements]]

20th Anniversary Party

2007-04-29T21:05:36Z

Arwong: +kgb the movie