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Minutes20080901

2008-09-04T04:33:45Z

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==Officer Reports==

Jared: Kung-fu. ITR. Sore.

Glisson: NEW PERSON: Liz. CS. Junior. Drinking Mountain Due. From Indy.
Played ITR. Went to concert. Both inclines.

Carolyn: UNDERGROUND TOUR! Friday! At eight! Dress inconspicuously.!
Had a weekend. ITR. Did some cooking.

ntr: Uhhhhh... weekend. Too much HW. Yay!. Sturdy table. Submit to PRAVDA!

Drew: Facebook! Booo!

Shawn is Labbott! Enough money to buy lots of Zimbabwe Dollars. Pay your dues!

Liz: Lots of cookies. Maybe watched season one of Scrubs?

==Committees==

Pop occultism: Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation. Mumble mumble mumble. (1)
Adjust finances. Approve standing. Pay your dues.
Good beginning is half the task.
An exciting opportunity lies ahead of you are not timid. Mumble mumble IRON CHEF mumble. (2)
Simplest answer is to act. No drama majors. KGB never goes with simplest answer.
A sound mind and healthy body bring happy events to your family. Mumble mumble mumble. (3)

Assassins Committee. Glisson is the first VP. Foster fellowship amongst the KGB. Going to run a game of assassins. Assassins is a game where you get a target. Your job is to kill them. Sock, Nerf gun, whatever. Email Glisson at mglisson@andrew.cmu.edu. Will make you paranoid.

Andre was a giant. Was in the princess bride.

Committee to suggest trebuchet targets. New Doherty-Wean B-level entrance. Might be over powered...

Row of Matts Committee: Wants a truce. Only one Chris, doesn't accept truce.

Steelers Committee: A little frightened. Mom got tickets for steelers game for season opener at 50 yard line in a luxury box. Get to go down to the sideline and get autographs.

Matthew Feld Glisson Memorial Self Injury Committee - Table is still in once piece.
Matthew Feld Glisson Body-Guard Committee - Jared leave (no!)

Conjoined Twins Triple Amputee/Om Nom Dom Zom Com - Mumble Mumble (4)

Committee that won't exist reports

History - History Repeats itself
Find or Built Abe a Girlfriend - Check his LJ. Success?

Storytelling Committee - Hacking the LED sign. MIT not the only one that does hacks.

==Old Business==
Showing up to KGB events is not Kartik's fault.

==New Business==
Motion to make an allocation to to exceed $100 for underground tour.

Motion to make the Mumble Mumble Mumble Committee (To make Rec Sec write "Mumble mumble mumble" a lot in the minutes)
Chicken Chicken Chicken?
Its a mumble mumble mumble idea
In Favor: Falcon PUNCH!
Against: Falcon Kick!
Abstain: Quarter-circle punch?
$3 to Dr. Quuxum. Drew to chair.

Motion to create the Ben Wolf Body Guard Committee (To protect Ben Wolf from people)
Futile idea. Matthew Feld Glisson Body Guard -- Can't save every one
Motion to change it the Ben Wolf Body-Spray Guard Committee
Changed to protect Ben Wolf from US
Motion to amend name to "Ben Wolf Right Guard". "Keep Ben Wolf Clean and Fresh all day long!"
"Strong enough for Glisson, made for Ben Wolf."
In Favor: Favorite Commercial Jingle.
Opposed: SHUT UP!
Abstain: Porno Squid.
Auction: $5 to Dr Quuxum
Ben Wolf and He to chair.

Motion to create the *censored* committee. (to talk about illegal stuff). Changed to secret word committee.
Made English teacher fall out of chair when word of the day was Quintessential.
Injudicious Exclamation: Mumble *ahhh* mumble *ahhhh* (5)
In Favor: Mumble! (*aaaaaaah*) (6)
Opposed: Blemum?
Abstain: *aaaaaaah*
$3 to Liz. Shawn, Greg, Dom and Herself to Chair.

Motion to Create the ITR committee (to schmuck ITR during meetings and not schmucks) (IDK MY BFF JILL? Committee) (not friendly)
Are you happy?
Happy and you no it clap your hand!
Abra-ka-stab-ya!
I AM THE ANGEL!
Glisson was the Kobold King. Running back to talk to minions. Killed by a minion.
In Favor: Abra-ka-stab-ya
Opposed: Heal
Abstain: Vampire!
$10 to Ben Wolf: Carolyn Greg and Ben Wolf.

ESG: Schmuk ESG during meetings and not Schmucks.
Loophole that will get abused. People that will be bidding on this committee have jobs...
Committee to get Dr Quuxum to buy more Committees to buy us money approves.
In Favor: What do you want to hear about at ESG
Against: Talk about how KGB is going down the hill.
Abstaining: Fall Over
Sells to Liz: for $2 Shawn, Greg, ESG officers to Chair.

Motion to Create the Silly Stuff Committee: Any weird stuff Glisson does fits in one box.
Overlaps Matthew Felt Glisson Memorial Self-Injury Committee.
Overlapping committees overlaps money.
His room redefines Overlapping
Changed to Mathew Glisson Overlapping Committee.
Changed Mathew Glisson Overlapping Fish Committee
In Favor: Tell Ben Wolf he is TOO LATE!
Opposed: Make a fish face.
Abstaining: Make a squid face.
$10. Glisson to Chair and any fish in the meeting.

Motion to Create the "She lived as she died Committee" Purpose: IN SPACE! ON FIRE! SURROUNDED BY MEN! AT EXTRAORDINARILY HIGH VELOCITIES!
In Favor: Talk about extra-terrestrial velocities.
Opposed: How can you be on fire in space?
Abstaining: Fly to the moon!
$10 Kempy Greta and Sam to chair. Greta to pay.

==Annoucements!==
Event Underground Tour! Confuse a-becca story will have a special guest!

PAY YOUR DUES!

Activities Fair: 4:30 (I think) CFA Lawn (I think)

==Schumcks==

Rockem-sockem Robots Committees Success?

MUMBLE! (7)

ESG: Meeting tonight at 6:30 Wean 5316. Down the hall from the old CS Lounge. Conner will be speaking on the High Altitude Research Project.

Like Role-playing games. Interactive Flash DnD Dungeon for v 3.5. Send Glisson an email.
Call of Cuthulu one show. Send Glisson an email. glisson@andrew.cmu.edu

Misappropriation Committee / Recursion / Secret Word - Changed secret word from mumble (8) to 'AAAAAAH!'. *AAAAAAAAH*.
Sergeant At Arms doing a good job. Give her a hand!

Sig Tau wants people who like to do stuff who are sick and tired of the quad and want to be off the quad and are men. Guitar hero tourney tonight. Website. Check us out. Legend of the Hidden Temple themed.

Minutes20080428

2008-09-04T04:33:19Z

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KGB General Body Minutes 4/28/2008

==REPORTS:==

Jared: Donno where everyone is. Maybe just father back.
Comrade Points: Everyone's comrad points restored!
Everyone booth gets 1000 points per hour!
Useless stuff action -- 10^-6 per points awarded there.
Jared can say "the chair will entertain the motion to X". Then "so moved"
then "seconded" and then gives an example
Someone tries this out by moving to salute the president and it happens
Busy as booth... how does that work?

Glisson: First report as 1st VP.
New people: Laural. Engineering. Ten fingers!
Will get better as time goes on.
Went to highschool prom. Shawn is jealous.

Caroline: Didn't do anything exiting.
Saw a concert. Four cellos. Thought about super conductors.
TWO EVENTS: End of year BBQ! Bring food!
Puzzle hunt! Saturday! Will be cool. Go to both.

Nicole: Has a report now! Had a dance full weekend. Dancing every day this week.
Lots of exams.
Come watch her dance.

Drew: Weekend. Full of nothing. And cash out.

Laura: Has a report. Went to comiccon. Bought serenity comic. Mecha charlie brown.
Getting over a cold.

Liz: Not throwing pennies at her! Went to the strip. With freshmen and other people.
Lots of little things that added up to nothing. Freshmen out rank her.

==NEW BUSINESS:==

$800 for all of the last minute booth payments. Passed by acclamation.
$150 for the puzzle hunt. Passed by acclamation.
$50 for meat and no meat for non idea. Passed by acclamation.
Changed to $80. Passed again by acclamation.
$10 to renew CMUKGB.org. Passed by acclamation.

==COMMITTEES:==

Pop Occultism: Dr Quuxum birthday #30.
All the news you rec vie will be positive and uplifting -- new officers.
Try to challenge excess energies into rejuvenation -- Quuxum is 30 now.
Nothing is impossible is a willing heart -- at 30 heart beat is less willing.
Practice makes perfect -- speaking of poking badgers with spoons...
The courage to be great lies deep within each of us -- deep inside can find the
courage to buy a really good spoon to poke really badgery badgers.
One look is worth 1000 words -- can make meetings shorter.
Some pursue happiness, you create it --- wrong meeting.
Once again keep true to dreams of youth -- less repetitive reports.

Row of Matts: Showing of Wizard People, redub of original HP meeting. Not a KGB
event, but we are all invited. (more more different kind of a event).

Pigeon holing committee: Welcome officers to new holes.

Groan at Ben Wolf's jokes: Girl from Cheq Republic who plays Chess so that he can
have a check mate.

Punch meme - punches himself.

Story telling committee: The octopus story (for Glisson):

Professor has daughter named Elizabeth. Went to beautiful beach. Goes snorkeling.
Runs into some other guy.

"Do you know what I saw" / "Was it a fish" / "An octopus" / "An octopus? Did you try
to grab it" / "Not the first thing that came to mind... no" / "You must try to grab
it! Let me get my spear gun"

Go out to find the spear gun. Find one, shoot it with spear gun. Just makes it
angry. Octopus attacks! Octopus has beak. Biting at other guy. But hes calming
holding it like a big tentacle cheeseburger!

"And now, to kill it, I must bite it between the eyes!"

That actually paralyzes it for life... and kills it. Pulls out octopus holding bag.
Stuffs dead octopus in. Head back to the beach.

Daughter run ups. "Did you get anything" / "I have slayed an octopus" / "Can I touch
it?" / "You can tenderize it. By throwing it against the rocks 100 times. Break
everything in the octopus" / "Ok!" goes off an tenderizes catapults against the
rocks.

Brings it back "I think I tenderized it" / "Too wet. You must dry it as well. Take
it by tentacles and spin it. 30 times".

Takes it back. Used for feast! Takes it to eating place. "I have slain an octopus"
/ "Oh sweet!" / "It is very tender and dry." / "Perfect! I will grill it up and
make you octopus for dinner. But 20 people... not enough!" / "Let me get the spear
gun..."

==OLD BUSINESS:==

Pfenning: Paul had it. Glisson gets it. Octopuses are not his fault.

==NEW BUSINESS: (doing it again)==

Dom proposes some committee about Liz and Glisson and fishes.
Conner: Pigeon Holing supports
Shawn: Followed by motion to find or built KGB a spear gun.
Ben Wolf: Committee to build KGB a fish slightly afraid
Row of Matts: Strongly opposed. If we're trying to treat him like a fish -- are we
confused as an organization? Glisson is.
In favor: Tenderize an Octopus
Oppose: Stop tenderizing Glisson
Abstain: Dry an Octopus.
Passes. Sells for: $20 to Glisson and Paul and Laura. All three to chair.

Shawn: Motion to create the committee to find or build KGB a spear gun.
Dom: Its in the van
Greg: Can we use theremin?
Shawn: Last booth had a theremin...
Glisson: Spear guns Jared. Makes Jared angry.
In favor: Get the spear guns from the van.
Oppose: GET TO THE CHOPPER!
Abstaining: Porno Squid
Passes! $4 to Dr. Quuxum. Ben Wolf and he to chair.

Dannel: Committee to denounce admissions as clearly racist.
Purpose: Its been really sunny. Cover by Walking to the Sky covered white person,
caution taped black people.
Liz: FMS not Admissions.
Shawn: Denounce the bishop. Damned dirty lie perpetrated by Peruvians.
ITS A TARP!
Paul: Motion to change name to committee to denounce admissions as raisins.
Conner: heard it from the grape vine.
Shawn: No one would eat an oatmeal and admissions committee
In favor: Nailed to a wall.
Opposed: Act like a raisin.
Abstain: Fetal position
Passes! $4 to Evan. Evan and Conner to chair.

Jkeller: Motion to create the committee to implement an overzealous autoconfig.
Its an XKCD idea.
What number... 416?
In favor: Make a Wifi joke. (Wifi, I hardly knew her!)
Opposed: Make an XK86 reference.
Abstain: Make fun of Jared for losing his words.
Passes: $2 to Aballard. Himself to chair.

==SHMUCKS:==
Ben Wolf: Tuesday Night, All University Orchestra will be preforming.
Glisson: Wizard people! Redub of harry potter. Sat 8:30 in this room maybe.
Conner: ESG 5328 wean. 6:30. Old CS lounge. JC talks about stuff.

==ANNOUNCEMENTS:==
TWO EVENTS! End of year picnic and puzzle hunt.
EoYP is Friday. Come to Kirr Commons at 6:30. Or Farpark at 7.
Puzzle Hunt. Saturday starting at noon. Donno where. Saturday starting at noon.
Lounge is reserved during finals week. Will post times. Reserved except for finals
week.
If you bought useless stuff, PAY FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==GO BACK TO NEW BUSINESS! (again again?)==
Motion to change the pound defines in the correct manner.
Pound define Teki jgg -- passes by acclamation.
Kick Teki in the ass and adjourn.