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Puzzle Hunt

2008-09-01T03:21:18Z

Csjackso: Redirecting to A Maze of Twisty Passages (KGB Puzzle Hunt)

#REDIRECT[[A Maze of Twisty Passages (KGB Puzzle Hunt)]]

Csjackso

2008-08-31T21:13:51Z

Csjackso: Redirecting to User:Csjackso

#REDIRECT[[User:Csjackso]]

User:Csjackso

2008-08-31T20:44:07Z

Csjackso:

E-mail: chris.scott.jackson@gmail.com

Officer Dossiers:

President, 2007-2008:

Chris Jackson came to the Killer Fighting League with stellar results from his previous stint as Epic Chef and part-time garbageman in the Swedish “Brick Pits”. During his final match against the Platinum Painter, tensions ran high as he prepared his special Space Police Pancake, successfully decapitating 219 Lego men in one toss. His opponent was unfazed and countered with his famous Hue of Horror, but to no avail against Chris Jackson’s classic Roboforce Rolls! The battle waged back and forth, but eventually Chris Jackson was victorious, with the help of the somewhat sneaky Mindstorms 27.18 super-chip embedded in his brain. Having cleared this epic hurdle of his career, he decided to continue fighting for Truth, Justice, and Out-Of-Print Lego Sets. What he expects to accomplish by enrolling in the Killer Fighting League, no one knows.

SPECIAL MOVE: Bionicle Bagels (2 parts classic translucent green space Legos + 1 part new special-use Legos + 3 parts unbelievably-difficult-to-find Legos that always end up in the vacuum cleaner)

Written By: [[User:Jgg|jgg]]

2nd VP, 2006-2007:

Criminally Sane Jackson is, in fact, not at all criminally sane. Sometimes a name just sticks, y'know? An interesting fact of note is that this picture is actually of his evil twin who plots his demise at every turn. The most obvious way to spot the fake Chris Jackson is, of course, the goatee. More subtle differences include the evil twin's constant need to nefariously cackle as his evil machinations are set in motion, and an insatiable craving for the letter 5. Great care should be taken when approaching any Chris Jackson.

Goggles and gloves recommended. Geiger counter optional, but also strongly advised.

Written By: [[User:Ddagradi|ddagradi]]

CorSec, 2005-2006:

Born in 3006, Chris Jackson belongs to KGB's top-secret time squad, sent back into the early days of the USSR to assassinate Trotsky with a giant duffle bag of useless trinkets. Alas, Trotsky slipped from his grasp initially, but, using the alias Frank Jackson, Chris was able to finally defeat his nemesis with an icepick. A delayed action icepick. To the brain. Other nemeses not-so-promptly-but-eventually dispatched: Rasputin, Julius Caesar, Woodrow Wilson.

Current Temporal Coordinates: November 5th, 1605. Target: Parliament

Written By: [[User:Csjackso|csjackso]]

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[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Defectors]]

User:Csjackso

2008-08-31T20:37:30Z

Csjackso:

User:Csjackso

2008-08-31T20:37:02Z

Csjackso:

E-mail: csjackso@andrew.cmu.edu

Officer Dossiers:

President, 2007-2008:

Chris Jackson came to the Killer Fighting League with stellar results from his previous stint as Epic Chef and part-time garbageman in the Swedish “Brick Pits”. During his final match against the Platinum Painter, tensions ran high as he prepared his special Space Police Pancake, successfully decapitating 219 Lego men in one toss. His opponent was unfazed and countered with his famous Hue of Horror, but to no avail against Chris Jackson’s classic Roboforce Rolls! The battle waged back and forth, but eventually Chris Jackson was victorious, with the help of the somewhat sneaky Mindstorms 27.18 super-chip embedded in his brain. Having cleared this epic hurdle of his career, he decided to continue fighting for Truth, Justice, and Out-Of-Print Lego Sets. What he expects to accomplish by enrolling in the Killer Fighting League, no one knows.

SPECIAL MOVE: Bionicle Bagels (2 parts classic translucent green space Legos + 1 part new special-use Legos + 3 parts unbelievably-difficult-to-find Legos that always end up in the vacuum cleaner)

Written By: [[User:Jgg|jgg]]

2nd VP, 2006-2007:

Criminally Sane Jackson is, in fact, not at all criminally sane. Sometimes a name just sticks, y'know? An interesting fact of note is that this picture is actually of his evil twin who plots his demise at every turn. The most obvious way to spot the fake Chris Jackson is, of course, the goatee. More subtle differences include the evil twin's constant need to nefariously cackle as his evil machinations are set in motion, and an insatiable craving for the letter 5. Great care should be taken when approaching any Chris Jackson.

Goggles and gloves recommended. Geiger counter optional, but also strongly advised.

Written By: [[User:Ddagradi|ddagradi]]

CorSec, 2005-2006:

Born in 3006, Chris Jackson belongs to KGB's top-secret time squad, sent back into the early days of the USSR to assassinate Trotsky with a giant duffle bag of useless trinkets. Alas, Trotsky slipped from his grasp initially, but, using the alias Frank Jackson, Chris was able to finally defeat his nemesis with an icepick. A delayed action icepick. To the brain. Other nemeses not-so-promptly-but-eventually dispatched: Rasputin, Julius Caesar, Woodrow Wilson.

Current Temporal Coordinates: November 5th, 1605. Target: Parliament

Written By: [[User:Csjackso|csjackso]]

User:Ddagradi

2006-11-14T23:03:15Z

Csjackso:

Dom is lame for not filling in his own information on his User page.

For shame.

Current events

2006-11-13T19:44:17Z

Csjackso:

Friday, 11/17 7:00pm EST, DH 2315 -- Philip K Dick [[Movie Night]]

Friday, 11/10 7:00pm EST, WEH7500 -- [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]!!

Movie Night

2006-11-13T19:40:12Z

Csjackso:

#REDIRECT [[Movie nights]]

Current events

2006-11-13T19:37:26Z

Csjackso:

Friday, 11/17 7:00pm EST, DH 2315 -- Phillip K Dick [[Movie Night]]

Friday, 11/10 7:00pm EST, WEH7500 -- [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]!!

List of officers

2006-10-25T17:09:10Z

Csjackso:

[[User:Creidieki]] -- Supreme Wiki Emperor and Internet Dictator.

[[User:Dlstern]] -- El Presidente

[[User:Lea]] -- Vice President, The First

[[User:Csjackso]] -- Vice President, The Second

[[User:Ddagradi]] -- Corresponding Secretary

[[User:Edanaher]] -- Recording Secretary

[[User:Eleather]] -- Treasurer

[[User:Cmartens]] -- Sergeant At Arms

User:Dlstern

2006-10-25T17:08:38Z

Csjackso:

I r der president!

User:Dlstern

2006-10-25T17:08:20Z

Csjackso:

E-mail: dlstern@andrew.cmu.edu

I r der president!

Current events

2006-10-25T17:07:31Z

Csjackso:

Friday, 10/27, 7:00pm, PH A18. [[Halloween Party]].

Friday, 10/20 1:30pm at the fence. We are making it look like a Dali painting. Come help us build melting out of chicken.

Tuesday, 10/24 17:37 -- Creidieki is bored because no one is editing the wiki.

Talk:Halloween Party

2006-10-25T17:07:08Z

Csjackso:

We should totally add links to pictures of previous Halloween Parties. I don't know where any of them are, though. -Csjackso

Halloween Party

2006-10-25T17:06:33Z

Csjackso:

2006-07 Halloween Party

When: October 27, 7:00pm

Where: PH A18

What: A Halloween Party. With costumes, ridiculing, and candy. Lots of candy.

Who: You! KGB! Candy!

Why: Because we like candy. And costumes.

How: Chocolate-ly.

Current events

2006-10-25T17:04:26Z

Csjackso:

Friday, 10/27, 7:00pm, PH A18. Halloween Party.

Friday, 10/20 1:30pm at the fence. We are making it look like a Dali painting. Come help us build melting out of chicken.

Tuesday, 10/24 17:37 -- Creidieki is bored because no one is editing the wiki.

User:Csjackso

2006-10-25T17:03:17Z

Csjackso:

E-mail: csjackso@andrew.cmu.edu

Officer Dossiers:

2nd VP, 2006-2007:

Criminally Sane Jackson is, in fact, not at all criminally sane. Sometimes a name just sticks, y'know? An interesting fact of note is that this picture is actually of his evil twin who plots his demise at every turn. The most obvious way to spot the fake Chris Jackson is, of course, the goatee. More subtle differences include the evil twin's constant need to nefariously cackle as his evil machinations are set in motion, and an insatiable craving for the letter 5. Great care should be taken when approaching any Chris Jackson.

Goggles and gloves recommended. Geiger counter optional, but also strongly advised.

Written By: [[User:Ddagradi]]

CorSec, 2005-2007:

Born in 3006, Chris Jackson belongs to KGB's top-secret time squad, sent back into the early days of the USSR to assassinate Trotsky with a giant duffle bag of useless trinkets. Alas, Trotsky slipped from his grasp initially, but, using the alias Frank Jackson, Chris was able to finally defeat his nemesis with an icepick. A delayed action icepick. To the brain. Other nemeses not-so-promptly-but-eventually dispatched: Rasputin, Julius Caesar, Woodrow Wilson.

Current Temporal Coordinates: November 5th, 1605. Target: Parliament

Written By: [[User:Csjackso]]

User:Csjackso

2006-10-25T17:01:13Z

Csjackso:

E-mail: csjackso@andrew.cmu.edu

List of officers

2006-10-25T17:00:55Z

Csjackso:

List of officers

2006-10-25T17:00:43Z

Csjackso:

[[User:Creidieki]] -- Supreme Wiki Emperor and Internet Dictator.

[[User:Dlstern]] -- El Presidente
[[User:Lea]] -- Vice President, The First
[[User:Csjackso]] -- Vice President, The Second
[[User:Ddagradi]] -- Corresponding Secretary
[[User:Edanaher]] -- Recording Secretary
[[User:Cmartens]] -- Sergeant At Arms