KGB Wiki - User contributions [en]

Stever

2011-04-27T03:37:50Z

Dbesse: Redirecting to Mudgewood

#REDIRECT[[Mudgewood]]

New House

2011-04-27T03:37:26Z

Dbesse: Redirecting to Mudgewood

#Redirect[[Mudgewood]]

Mudgewood

2011-04-27T03:36:46Z

Dbesse:

Mudgewood is the form between Mudge and Morewood.

It is where the KGB Kage is located.

Various people might try to convince you the name is New House or Stever but those various people would be wrong.

[[Category:Buildings]]

Clam the Moose

2011-04-27T03:35:16Z

Dbesse:

Companion of [[eforney]]. He is secretly a reindeer.

Clam once spent several months playing the world's longest game of hide and seek in [[Mudgewood|Stever]]

Friend to [[Bunny|Bunny the Duck]] and [[Penguin the Lizard]].

Clam the Moose

2011-04-27T03:34:52Z

Dbesse:

Companion of [[eforney]]. He is secretly a reindeer.

Clam once spent several months playing the world's longest game of hide and seek in Stever.

Friend to [[Bunny|Bunny the Duck]] and [[Penguin the Lizard]].

Bunny

2011-04-27T03:34:07Z

Dbesse: New page: According to Article II Section I Subsection k Bunny is a duck. He likes to sit on your head and eat pancakes. He is BFFs with Clam and belongs to dbesse regardless of whateve...

According to Article II Section I Subsection k Bunny is a [[duck]]. He likes to sit on your head and eat pancakes.

He is BFFs with [[Clam]] and belongs to [[dbesse]] regardless of whatever lies [[cbuckey]] tries to tell you.

[[Category:Mascots]]

Creepy Stalker Committee

2011-04-27T03:27:26Z

Dbesse: New page: I hear you have a sister. Is she cute? Category:committees

I hear you have a sister. Is she cute?

[[Category:committees]]

Brommittee

2011-04-27T03:19:29Z

Dbesse:

Purpose: to bro out

States: Brohio, Idabro, Brorida, North Dabrota, South Dabrota, Minnebrota, Ibrowa

See Also: [[Tbroman]]

[[Category:Committees]]

Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee

2011-04-27T03:19:02Z

Dbesse:

Has been created at least a half dozen times, probably more.

See also:

[[Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee]]

[[Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee]]

[[Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee]]

[[Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee]]

[[Category:Committees]]

Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee

2011-04-27T03:18:44Z

Dbesse:

See also:

[[Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee]]

[[Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee]]

[[Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee]]

[[Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? Committee]]

[[Category:Committees]]

Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Committee (Formally the Weird Dreams Committee)

2011-04-27T03:17:53Z

Dbesse: Weird Dreams Committee moved to Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Committee (Formally the Weird Dreams Committee): proper title

[[Category:Committees]]

Weird Dreams Committee

2011-04-27T03:17:53Z

Dbesse: Weird Dreams Committee moved to Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Committee (Formally the Weird Dreams Committee): proper title

#REDIRECT [[Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Committee (Formally the Weird Dreams Committee)]]

Ducks in a Rage Committee

2011-04-27T03:16:50Z

Dbesse:

Fugue State? More like RAGE STATE.

Protip: Make your PuzzleHunt puzzles either very salient or very clever and you won't end up here.

See Also: [[Dogies]]

[[Category:Committees]]

Row of Matts, Stealing Hats Committee

2011-04-27T03:15:32Z

Dbesse: New page: Its like the Row Of Matts Committee but they also want to steal your hat. See Also: zsparks category:committees

Its like the [[Row Of Matts Committee]] but they also want to steal your hat.

See Also:

[[zsparks]]

[[category:committees]]

Daniel John is Full of Himself Committee

2011-04-27T03:12:29Z

Dbesse: New page: Category:Committees Category:Committees Stubs

[[Category:Committees]]
[[Category:Committees Stubs]]

251 Torture Committee

2011-04-27T03:11:46Z

Dbesse:

251 this super easy class that all the CS freshmen get to take. The committee is ironically named because of how easy everyone finds the class and how little work all the students put in and how 251 TAs are never affiliated with the KGB.

[[Category:Committees]]

Don't worry it's for SCIENCE

2011-04-27T03:08:39Z

Dbesse:

[[Category:Committees]]
[[Category:Committees Stubs]]

Culinary Committee

2011-04-27T03:08:29Z

Dbesse: New page: Category:Committees Category:Committees Stubs

[[Category:Committees]]
[[Category:Committees Stubs]]

Category:Committees Stubs

2011-04-27T03:08:00Z

Dbesse: New page: These are Committees that need info about them added

These are [[Committees]] that need info about them added

Don't worry it's for SCIENCE

2011-04-27T03:07:44Z

Dbesse:

[[Category:Committees]]
[[Category:Committee Stubs]]

Don't worry it's for SCIENCE

2011-04-27T03:07:35Z

Dbesse: New page: Category:Committees Category:Committees Stubs

[[Category:Committees]]
[[Category:Committees Stubs]]

Culinary R&D Committee

2011-04-27T03:07:09Z

Dbesse:

Purpose: to create food the likes of which mankind has never tasted

...like cookie juice?

Even the [[Don't worry it's for SCIENCE]] committee thinks this could end very badly.

Note that this is different from the [[Culinary Committee]]

[[Category:Committees]]

S.U.P.E.R Committee

2011-04-27T03:03:45Z

Dbesse:

The

Sincere 
Unironic 
Positive 
Encouragement (and) 
Reinforcement 

Committee

Purpose: to make you guys go "dawwww" by offering sincere, unironic, positive, encouraging, and reinforcing comments to one another.

[[Category:Committees]]

Masquerade

2011-04-27T02:26:37Z

Dbesse: Apparently I got the wiki link formatting wrong the last time...

Also known as ''Masquerave'' Masquerade is the KGB's annual Masquerade/Dance Party. People wear [[Rule Phi|Classy]] clothes and eat [[Rule Phi|Classy]] food and its all around a very [[Rule Phi|Classy]] time. Generally [[Mask Making]] happens a few weeks before hand because you can't have a masquerade without a mask.

[[category:events]]

Campfire Night

2011-04-27T02:25:46Z

Dbesse:

This event has never happened to my knowledge but totally should. It would consist of the KGB and fire in a place that there is supposed to actually be fire and with the KGB being on its best behavior remembering that while fire might be a toy, it is a potentially dangerous toy and so everyone needs to use their thinking brains around it.

It could feature [[Tvaughan|Tim Vaughan]] or others on the guitar playing campfire songs and yniz could cook s'mores and shit. (But not actual shit please. Even if you're into that the rest of us arn't)

[[Category:Events]]

Campfire Night

2011-04-27T02:25:38Z

Dbesse:

This event has never happened to my knowledge but totally should. It would consist of the KGB and fire in a place that there is supposed to actually be fire and with the KGB being on its best behavior remembering that while fire might be a toy, it is a potentially dangerous toy and so everyone needs to use their thinking brains around it.

It could feature [[Tvaughan|Time Vaughan]] or others on the guitar playing campfire songs and yniz could cook s'mores and shit. (But not actual shit please. Even if you're into that the rest of us arn't)

[[Category:Events]]

Campfire Night

2011-04-27T02:25:16Z

Dbesse:

This event has never happened to my knowledge but totally should. It would consist of the KGB and fire in a place that there is supposed to actually be fire and with the KGB being on its best behavior remembering that while fire might be a toy, it is a potentially dangerous toy and so everyone needs to use their thinking brains around it.

It could feature [[Tim Vaughan|Tvaughan]] or others on the guitar playing campfire songs and yniz could cook s'mores and shit. (But not actual shit please. Even if you're into that the rest of us arn't)

[[Category:Events]]

Campfire Night

2011-04-27T02:24:51Z

Dbesse:

This event has never happened to my knowledge but totally should. It would consist of the KGB and fire in a place that there is supposed to actually be fire and with the KGB being on its best behavior remembering that while fire might be a toy, it is a potentially dangerous toy and so everyone needs to use their thinking brains around it.

It could feature [[Tim Vaughan|tvaughan]] on the guitar and yniz could cook s'mores and shit. (But not actual shit please. Even if you're into that the rest of us arn't)

[[Category:Events]]

Campfire Night

2011-04-27T02:24:41Z

Dbesse:

This event has never happened to my knowledge but totally should. It would consist of the KGB and fire in a place that there is supposed to actually be fire and with the KGB being on its best behavior remembering that while fire might be a toy, it is a potentially dangerous toy and so everyone needs to use their thinking brains around it.

It could feature [[Tim Vaughan|vtaughan]] on the guitar and yniz could cook s'mores and shit. (But not actual shit please. Even if you're into that the rest of us arn't)

[[Category:Events]]

Campfire Night

2011-04-27T02:24:08Z

Dbesse: New page: This event has never happened to my knowledge but totally should. It would consist of the KGB and fire in a place that there is supposed to actually be fire and with the KGB being on its b...

This event has never happened to my knowledge but totally should. It would consist of the KGB and fire in a place that there is supposed to actually be fire and with the KGB being on its best behavior remembering that while fire might be a toy, it is a potentially dangerous toy and so everyone needs to use their thinking brains around it.

It could feature [[Tim Vaughn|tvaughn]] on the guitar and yniz could cook s'mores and shit. (But not actual shit please. Even if you're into that the rest of us arn't)

[[Category:Events]]

Masquerade

2011-04-26T19:57:44Z

Dbesse:

Also known as ''Masquerave'' Masquerade is the KGB's annual Masquerade/Dance Party. People wear [[classy|Rule_Phi]] clothes and eat [[classy|Rule_Phi]] food and its all around a very [[classy|Rule_Phi]] time. Generally [[Mask Making]] happens a few weeks before hand because you can't have a masquerade without a mask.

[[category:events]]

Masquerade

2011-04-26T19:57:12Z

Dbesse: New page: Also known as ''Masquerave'' Masquerade is the KGB's annual Masquerade/Dance Party. People wear Rule_Phi clothes and eat Rule_Phi food and its all around a very [[cla...

Puzzle Hunt

2011-04-26T19:49:13Z

Dbesse:

Second only to [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]] and the [[Underground tour]] Puzzle Hunt tends to get the most non-KGB people involved with it.

It often takes Way Too Long but is also Lots Of Fun

Past themes:

Spring 2007 - Soviet Alice in Wonderland

Fall 2007 - Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

Spring 2008 - Hackorp / Trust Busters

Fall 2008 - Psychic Agents for Geller Hotel

Spring 2009 - Time Travel

Fall 2009 - (Drew didn't play or help with this one so doesn't really know the theme)

Spring 2010 - Adventuring Party in a Wizards Tower

Fall 2010 - Hunt didn't happen this semester because we were all lamers

Spring 2011 - Film Niorey Detective Story

For a great example: [[A Maze of Twisty Passages (KGB Puzzle Hunt)]]

[[Category:Events]]

Puzzle Hunt

2011-04-26T19:48:36Z

Dbesse:

Second only to [[Capture The Flag With Stuff]] and [[The Underground Tour]] Puzzle Hunt tends to get the most non-KGB people involved with it.

It often takes Way Too Long but is also Lots Of Fun

Past themes:

Spring 2007 - Soviet Alice in Wonderland

Fall 2007 - Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

Spring 2008 - Hackorp / Trust Busters

Fall 2008 - Psychic Agents for Geller Hotel

Spring 2009 - Time Travel

Fall 2009 - (Drew didn't play or help with this one so doesn't really know the theme)

Spring 2010 - Adventuring Party in a Wizards Tower

Fall 2010 - Hunt didn't happen this semester because we were all lamers

Spring 2011 - Film Niorey Detective Story

For a great example: [[A Maze of Twisty Passages (KGB Puzzle Hunt)]]

[[Category:Events]]

Puzzle Hunt

2011-04-26T19:48:21Z

Dbesse:

Second only to [[Capture The Flag With Stuff]] and [[The Underground Tour]] Puzzle Hunt tends to get the most non-KGB people involved with it.

It often takes Way Too Long but is also Lots Of Fun

Past themes:

Spring 2007 - Soviet Alice in Wonderland

Fall 2007 - Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

Spring 2008 - Hackorp / Trust Busters

Fall 2008 - Psychic Agents for Geller Hotel

Spring 2009 - Time Travel

Fall 2009 - (Drew didn't play or help with this one so doesn't really know the theme)

Spring 2010 - Adventuring Party in a Wizards Tower

Fall 2010 - Hunt didn't happen this semester because we were all lamers

Spring 2011 - Film Niorey Detective Story

probably the

For a great example: [[A Maze of Twisty Passages (KGB Puzzle Hunt)]]

[[Category:Events]]

To Be A Kid Again

2011-04-26T19:38:00Z

Dbesse:

The title is very self descriptive. Tends to be a combination of [[KGB Takes a Nap]] and the art part of [[Art Vs Science]]. Like [[Linear Regression|Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees]] or [[Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees|Linear Regression]] except indoors. [[Cuddle Puddle]]s might occur.

See also

[[To Be A Kid Again Again]]

[[To Be A Kid Again Again Again]]

[[To Be A Kid Again Again Again Again]]

[[Category:Events]]

To Be A Kid Again

2011-04-26T19:37:26Z

Dbesse: New page: The title is very self descriptive. Tends to be a combination of KGB Takes a Nap and the art part of Art Vs Science. Like Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees or ...

The title is very self descriptive. Tends to be a combination of [[KGB Takes a Nap]] and the art part of [[Art Vs Science]]. Like [[Linear Regression|Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees]] or [[Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees|Linear Regression]] except indoors. [[Cuddle Puddle]]s might occur.

See also

[[To Be A Kid Again Again]]
[[To Be A Kid Again Again Again]]
[[To Be A Kid Again Again Again Again]]

[[Category:Events]]

Linear Regression

2011-04-26T19:33:11Z

Dbesse:

'''Linear Regression''' is an [[:category:events|event]] where [[KGB]] intends to run around like little kids on field day, but is usually thwarted by the horrible [[Pittsburgh]] weather.

It is a completely different event from [[Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees]] and actually different from [[To Be A Kid Again]]

[[Category:events]]

Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees

2011-04-26T19:33:07Z

Dbesse:

'''Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees''' is an [[:category:events|event]] where [[KGB]] intends to run around like little kids on field day, but is usually thwarted by the horrible [[Pittsburgh]] weather.

It is a completely different event from [[Linear Regression]] and actually different from [[To Be A Kid Again]]

[[Category:events]]

Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees

2011-04-26T19:32:51Z

Dbesse: New page: '''Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees''' is an event where KGB intends to run around like little kids on field day, but is usually thwarted by the horrible [[Pittsbu...

Linear Regression

2011-04-26T19:32:27Z

Dbesse:

Art Vs Science

2011-04-26T19:29:18Z

Dbesse: New page: ART! SCIENCE! ART! SCIENCE! ART! SCIENCE! ART! SCIENCE! ART! SCIENCE! HISTORY! Category:Events

ART! SCIENCE! ART! SCIENCE! ART! SCIENCE! ART! SCIENCE! ART! SCIENCE! HISTORY!

[[Category:Events]]

Get Board Get Carded

2011-04-26T19:27:52Z

Dbesse:

A semesterly and then some event, Get Board, Get Carded is [[KGB]]'s gaming night. Members are encouraged to bring along their board and card games and while the hours away.

More often than not, our members get wood for sheep at this event.

[[category:Events]]

Music Committee

2011-04-26T03:22:00Z

Dbesse:

Purpose: to reference any kind of music at a general body meeting

See also

[[Committee For Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment]]
[[Committee To Play Music For Small Children]]

[[Category:Committees]]

Committee To Play Music For Small Children

2011-04-26T03:18:00Z

Dbesse:

The purpose of this committee is to play music and get small children in return.

See also [[Committee To Intoxicate Puppies]]

[[Category:Committees]]

The Drew Besse Sorta Sounds Like JFK When He Gives His Reports Committee

2011-04-26T03:17:46Z

Dbesse:

Made by [[greg4|Quuxum]] back when [[dbesse]] was an officer because apparently [[dbesse]] sort of sounds like JFK when he gives his reports.

After Ted Kennedy died [[dbesse]] used the committee to report "I got to see my brother who I hadn't seen in a really long time" but no one got it.

This committee has nothing to do with the [[Drew Besse the Porn King Committee]] because that committee most certainly doesn't and most certainly has never existed.

[[Category:Committees]]

The Drew Besse Sorta Sounds Like JFK When He Gives His Reports Committee

2011-04-26T03:17:19Z

Dbesse: New page: Made by Quuxum back when dbesse was an officer because apparently dbesse sort of sounds like JFK when he gives his reports. After Ted Kennedy died dbesse used the co...

Committee To Play Music For Small Children

2011-04-26T01:09:33Z

Dbesse: New page: The purpose of this committee is to play music and get small children in return. See also Committee To Intoxicate Puppies

The purpose of this committee is to play music and get small children in return.

See also [[Committee To Intoxicate Puppies]]

Jboning

2009-04-21T18:50:21Z

Dbesse:

Not unlike most members of the KGB, Josiah Boning exists. Also not unlike most members of the KGB, he is referred to by various names. Anything that matches /jb(\w*)/ is a likely fit. Some values of $1 that he might actually respond to:
* oning
* lanket
* aron
* oing
* aaawwwning
* onnet
* ear
* ooth
* uggy
Some values of $1 that he will CERTAINLY NOT respond to:
* oning when pronounced "owning". (Note that this is actually a lie--he will respond, but he rather prefers it to be pronounced properly, as in "aaawwwning".)
* enedetto

Main Page

2009-04-21T00:10:55Z

Dbesse:

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2009 Officers|New officers for 2009-10]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]