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2020-06-08T22:15:26Z

Dhreed: /* Of "Current" Interest */

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[Current officers]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

Main Page

2020-06-08T22:02:32Z

Dhreed: /* Of "Current" Interest */

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2020 Officers|Officers for 2020–2021]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

Main Page

2020-06-08T22:02:04Z

Dhreed: /* Of "Current" Interest */

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2019 Officers|Officers for 2020–2021]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

I wanna edit this wiki

2020-03-09T21:34:48Z

Dhreed:

Awesome. See those links in the upper-right? Have at it.*

*Unless it's the Bylaws, or another page full of serious business. Seriously, DON'T EDIT THE BYLAWS!

Caveat: You need to talk to a current or former member of the organization to get your account made. Just ask around!

===Questions With Unhelpful Answers Listed Inside This Subsection===

'''How awesome is it that I'm editing this wiki?'''
Present, former, or prospective member of the organization... ''awesome''
Present, former, or prospective Dean of Student Affairs... ''more awesome''
Present, former, or prospective person on the internet... ''even more awesome''
Present, former, or prospective associate of the bylaws committee... ''some or infrequent awesome''

''I am a former entirety of the bylaws committee. Does that count? --Z''

''Shouldn't that be on the discussion page? --ee0r''

''We'll let it slide. --rjmccall''

''Then that makes you younger KGB members 'slacker geeks' You should show some respect to Z already. Without him you would not have CtFwS. --so0s''

''That's like saying that without Einstein we wouldn't have General Relativity. --Ed''

==Section title==

If you're going to create a vanity page about yourself, that's fine, but you should probably put it in the main namespace (e.g. [[vputin]]), not the user namespace (e.g. [[User:Vputin]]), just for general aesthetic reasons. Also, we're not going to do anything about the improper capitalization of your user id, so there.

==Titled section==

If you're out of ideas for what to edit, consider these:
* [[Article requests]]
* [[Special:Wantedpages | Wanted pages]], which are linked to but do not exist
* [[Special:Wantedcategories | Wanted categories]]
* [[:Category:Stubs|Stubs]]
* [[:Category:Pages needing attention|Pages needing attention]]
* [[Special:Deadendpages | Dead-end pages]], with out out-links
* [[Special:Lonelypages | Lonely pages]], with no in-links
* [[Special:Shortpages | Short pages]]
* [[Special:Longpages | Long pages]]
* [[Special:Uncategorizedpages | Uncategorized pages]]
* [[Special:Uncategorizedcategories | Uncategorized categories]]
* [[Special:DoubleRedirects | Double redirects]], which are not supported
*[[List of committees without wiki pages]]

Culinary Sub-Standards Committee

2020-02-27T04:44:56Z

Dhreed:

Not to be confused with the [[Culinary Standards Committee]], the [[Culinary Sub Standards Committee]], or the [[Sub Culinary Standards Committee]]

The Culinary Sub-Standards Committee exists for the sole purpose of making everyone's food worse.

[[Category:Committees]]

Sub Culinary Standards Committee

2020-02-27T04:44:14Z

Dhreed:

Not to be confused with the [[Culinary Standards Committee]], the [[Culinary Sub-Standards Committee]], or the [[Culinary Sub Standards Committee]].

The Sub Culinary Standards Committee reports on the quality of food offered on submarines.

[[Category:Committees]]

Culinary Sub Standards Committee

2020-02-27T04:41:29Z

Dhreed:

Not to be confused with the [[Culinary Standards Committee]], the [[Culinary Sub-Standards Committee]], or the [[Sub Culinary Standards Committee]].

The Culinary Sub Standards Committee reports on and advocates for high-quality sub sandwiches.

[[Category:Committees]]

Category:Inside jokes

2020-02-27T04:39:18Z

Dhreed:

KGB, being basically a social organization, rapidly generates in-jokes. This is a place to display and explain the origin of these jokes.

[[Mayonnaise]]?

[[Category:Categories]]

Space! Mexico! Tequila! YOUR OWN NAME! YOUR OWN NAME! YOUR OWN NAME!

2020-02-27T04:38:53Z

Dhreed:

At some point during a booth build in 2020, this memetic hazard emerged seemingly from nowhere. A number of KGB members were standing near each other during cleanup and began a strange phenomenon, where someone would shout "Space!", then another "Mexico!", then another "Tequila!", and then all persons in earshot would shout "YOUR OWN NAME! YOUR OWN NAME! YOUR OWN NAME!" in unison. No witnesses of the initial chant can specify who exactly started this mess.

[[Category:Inside jokes]]

Space! Mexico! Tequila! YOUR OWN NAME! YOUR OWN NAME! YOUR OWN NAME!

2020-02-27T04:38:25Z

Dhreed: Created page with "At some point during a booth build in 2020, this memetic hazard emerged seemingly from nowhere. A number of KGB members were standing near each other during cleanup and began..."

Category:Inside jokes

2020-02-27T04:34:10Z

Dhreed:

KGB, being basically a social organization, rapidly generates in-jokes. This is a place to display and explain the origin of these jokes. [[Space! Mexico! Tequila! YOUR OWN NAME! YOUR OWN NAME! YOUR OWN NAME!]]

[[Mayonnaise]]?

[[Category:Categories]]

Hhausman

2020-02-27T04:29:06Z

Dhreed:

'''Henry Hausmann'''

Henry is the founder of the [[CMUKGB War Criminals' Association]], a chairman of the [[Committee to Assassinate the President]], and the KGB's leading duelist under the standard duel ruleset, Twilight Imperium 4th Edition. He also chairs the [[I'm a Physicist and I Hate My Life Committee]], the [[Stupid History Committee]], and the [[Comics are Bullshit Committee]]
[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Sub Culinary Standards Committee

2020-02-27T04:17:32Z

Dhreed: Created page with "Not to be confused with the Culinary Standards Committee, the Culinary Sub-Standards Committee, or the Culinary Sub Standards Committee. The Sub Culinary Standard..."

Culinary Sub Standards Committee

2020-02-27T04:16:04Z

Dhreed: Created page with "Not to be confused with the Culinary Standards Committee, the Culinary Sub-Standards Committee, or the Sub Culinary Standards Committee. The Culinary Sub Standard..."

Culinary Sub-Standards Committee

2020-02-27T04:14:41Z

Dhreed: Created page with "Not to be confused with the Culinary Standards Committee, the Culinary Sub Standards Committee, or the Sub Culinary Standards Committee The Culinary Sub-Standards..."

Culinary Standards Committee

2020-02-27T04:13:07Z

Dhreed:

Not to be confused with the [[Culinary Sub-Standards Committee]], the [[Culinary Sub Standards Committee]], or the [[Sub Culinary Standards Committee]]

It is chaired by [[liamt|Liam]]. The Committee is known for ejecting members arbitrarily when they disagree with the Chair's food opinions. The Committee's primary goal is to steer the KGB away from going to Cheesecake Factory for [[Geek Eat]] and Bucca di Beppo for [[Mafia Night]]. It almost achieved one of these things. The Committee also provides interesting flavors for ice creams on [[Liquid Nitrogen Night]].

[[Category:Committees]]

Culinary Standards Committee

2020-02-27T04:11:28Z

Dhreed: Created page with "Chaired by Liam. The Committee is known for ejecting members arbitrarily when they disagree with the Chair's food opinions. The Committee's primary goal is to stee..."

Chaired by [[liamt|Liam]]. The Committee is known for ejecting members arbitrarily when they disagree with the Chair's food opinions. The Committee's primary goal is to steer the KGB away from going to Cheesecake Factory for [[Geek Eat]] and Bucca di Beppo for [[Mafia Night]]. It almost achieved one of these things. The Committee also provides interesting flavors for ice creams on [[Liquid Nitrogen Night]].

[[Category:Committees]]

Liamt

2020-02-27T04:05:52Z

Dhreed:

Liam Thomas. Math major. Opinionated. By law, the loudest man in any given room. He is known for his strong opinions about game design and food in particular. He is the chair of the [[Culinary Standards Committee]] and the [[Non-Canon or Ambiguously Canon Zelda Games Committee]].

[[Category: Members]]
[[Category: Current Members]]

Liamt

2020-02-27T04:05:36Z

Dhreed:

Liam Thomas. Math major. Opinionated. By law, the loudest man in any given room. He is known for his strong opinions about game design and food in particular. He is the chair of the [[Culinary Standards Committee]] and the [[Canon or Ambiguously Canon Zelda Games Committee]].

[[Category: Members]]
[[Category: Current Members]]

Committee to Assassinate the President

2020-02-27T03:57:48Z

Dhreed: Created page with "The Committee to Assassinate the President exists to do just that. During its reports, the President is regularly shot with nerf guns or otherwise pelted. The Sergeant at Ar..."

The Committee to Assassinate the President exists to do just that. During its reports, the President is regularly shot with nerf guns or otherwise pelted. The Sergeant at Arms is nominally in charge of protecting the President from such attacks, but some have been known to join the Committee or take bribes not to retaliate.

==History==
===The Sctoor Year===
Under [[sctoor|Skye]], the Committee regularly made assassination attempts. After being shot, her standard response was to exclaim: "And yet, I'm still here".

===The Dhreed Years and Government Funding===
During the first partial term of [[dhreed|Dez]], the Committee first saw funding for "Youth Outreach". It has not yet spent the money, but it has continuously threatened to buy new weapons and truly destroy the President for good. After elections, the Committee made gestures towards bribing [[kdulla|Kushal]], who has yet to make any real effort to defend the President even once.

[[Category:Committees]]

Kmcarpen

2020-02-27T03:31:44Z

Dhreed: Created page with "Kaylie (or sometimes Kale) is the creator of the Cats Are Stupid Committee and the Avatar Rewatch Committee. ==1VP, Spring 2019== [officer bio here] Category:Member..."

Kaylie (or sometimes Kale) is the creator of the [[Cats Are Stupid Committee]] and the [[Avatar Rewatch Committee]].
==1VP, Spring 2019==
[officer bio here]

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]

2019 Officers

2020-02-27T03:27:25Z

Dhreed:

President - [[dhreed|Dez Reed]]

First Vice President - [[Janny|Janny Mongkolsupawan]] / [[kmcarpen|Kale]]

Second Vice President - [[mfy|Mitchell Yang]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[mckennab|Mckenna Brown]]

Recording Secretary - [[mwmccoy|Woody McCoy]]

Treasurer - [[jamesbyr|James Byrne]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[kdulla|Kushal Dulla]]

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[[category:Officers]]

2019 Officers

2020-02-27T03:27:08Z

Dhreed:

President - [[dhreed|Dez Reed]]

First Vice President - [[Janny|Janny Mongkolsupawan]] [[kmcarpen|Kale]]

Second Vice President - [[mfy|Mitchell Yang]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[mckennab|Mckenna Brown]]

Recording Secretary - [[mwmccoy|Woody McCoy]]

Treasurer - [[jamesbyr|James Byrne]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[kdulla|Kushal Dulla]]

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[[category:Officers]]

Current officers

2020-02-27T03:25:59Z

Dhreed: Redirected page to 2019 Officers

#REDIRECT [[2019 Officers]]

Mintues20180423

2018-05-02T19:04:43Z

Dhreed: Created page with "MINS 4/23/2018 OFF REPS -Dylan -Had a year. Been long. Hap to prez. Been good. -Katie -Had a year. New people, lots of booth and we built a booth...."

MINS 4/23/2018

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Had a year. Been long. Hap to prez. Been good.
-Katie
-Had a year. New people, lots of booth and we built a booth.
-Ian
-Had a year. Tired. Whoops.
-Ellen
-Had a year. Things are new, surprise.
-Dez
-Had a year. I had to record the things you say. Why? WHY!?!?!?. I hate all of you.
-Joe
-Had a year. Quite a lot of shit. Your collective money:
-Started with quite a lot allocated for prev expenses, too much in cash, quite a lot in account.
-$a lot on committee, somwhere between 500-5000
-Org raised $4970 in sales
-$2833 in account
-remaining amount of allocations
-We can expect to have ~$2000 in account, fairly standard
-Some SCC re-imbursement
-SOLIDARITY FOREVER FUND
-$15,000 pledged
-Need pledges by june next year
-On Booth: $1,026.01 so far
-On events: $742.68 (unfortunately not the sex number)
-$450 of shirts ish
-Kate
-[[RUSSIAN CONTINUES]] (as per Kate's campaign promises the report was given in Russian, thanks Cory for reminding)

COM REPS
-Com to Burn down R7
-Lack of Success
-Com to not burn down R7
-Lack of Failure
-Nuclear Near-Miss
-9 Nov 1979, sateLlite error picked a thing up, but it was that a computer had accidentally loaded a training scenario
-Not burn down flagstaff
-Lack of success
-Beuracracy is a fuck
-Someone remains officially dead but they went to the courthouse to declare themself alive
-Com to assassinate Pres
-Been an honor
-I'm a math major and I hate myself
-269, 269, 269, SIXTY NINE

OLD BIZ
-THING
-Joy [Everything????]
-the new president should be prepared next week

SPECIAL BIZ (ELECC)
-ELECC BEGIN (WE ARE NOW IN PURPLE)
-PRESIDENT: IAN
-1VP: DEZ
-2VP: KATE
-CORSEC: ELLEN
-RECSEC [RECORD YOUR OWN NAME, SCRUB]: JANNY
-TREASURER: AREN
-SARGE: MFY
In her speech Em proceeds to swallow an entire unpeeled orange while standing atop a desk.

EXEC REPORT
-Dez: weird to not be recoding minutes
had an hour, exciting to elect without competition
-Ian: not falling down anymore
-Kate: sad that don't get to fight Liam
events: bake barters, friday 9-6, spreadsheet for baked goods and allergen
useless stuff auction, same day 7-11, DH 2315
$70, objected, changed to: $69.69
-Janny: shows image that i was intending to show in my S@A speech
-Aren: dues for this year are $15, $20
-Mitch: didn't actually have a speech prepared
alloc $569, exec fund as an emergency fund, we have ~$300 left this year
report from treasurer, Joe: reasonable

NEW BIZ (WELCOME TO HELL, NOOB)
-Em: salute Liam
-Liam: standing rule. chair as mr pwesident is an immediate ground for withdrawing from kgb
- dilatory, amended: ignore motion for the rest of the meeting
- change to anything after mr pewsident
- motion to #define dilatory as dilatory
- amend: a standing rule such that referring to chair as mr pwesident is a ground to stand in the corner for 10 minutes
- matt: table indefinitely, seconded, passed
TABLED INDEFINITELY
-Kate: #define dylantory as dilatory
ITS A GOOD IDEA
- dylan: objection, can't pass by acclm.
- joe: is dylan gonna make a list of people who vote yes on this?
- tim: pt of order, request objecting party sustain objection. this is bad and dylan doesn't like it.
- joe: table for 1 month, strongest motion ever made
failed
- joe: change this to a motion, dylantory
PASSED, dylantory is now #defined as dilatory
salute the KGB

REAL ANNOUNCE
- salute with hearts to Dylan, Katie, and Joe
- event on friday, spreadsheet on FB
- Joe: definition of useless stuff - such as Ian, stuff, art maybe
- no pen, pencil, actual trash, scrap metals, money
- large quantity of uyseless stuff: free reign of baked goods for the rest of the day
- Matt: drive - donate stuff, get baked goods
- Kate & Aren: debate over what is art
- Joe: call to question, what are we doing
- meeting UC 329 wednesday at 5pm
- Em: make the out of order committee
- dylantory

SHCMUCKS
- Em: Awoo, motion sat down
- Liam: sonic, went to competition, wearing a fursuit
- Raymond: introduction ot minecraft
- Henry: board game stuco
- Matt: congrats to new exec :) for those not elected, you can still help out as active members <3
- Em: shopping cart buggy, need 5 people
- Liam: is bike a buggy; no, since buggy needs to be enclosed
- Kate: we have removed 3vp who's in charge of buggy
- Dylan & Joe: kick techie (Ian) in the ass
- Dez: game analysis stuco taught by carter
- Tim: website for kitties and puppies course

Minutes

2018-05-02T19:04:02Z

Dhreed: /* 2017-2018 */

Hhausman

2018-04-21T20:16:55Z

Dhreed:

'''Henry Hausmann'''

Henry is the founder of the CMUKGB War Criminals' Association, a chairman of the [[Committee to Assassinate the President]], and the KGB's leading duelist under the standard duel ruleset, Twilight Imperium 4th Edition.
[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Hhausman

2018-04-21T20:14:23Z

Dhreed: Created page with "Henry Hausmann Category:MembersCategory:Current Members"

Henry Hausmann

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Dhreed

2018-04-21T20:11:43Z

Dhreed: /* RecSec, 2017-2018 */

'''Dez Reed'''

===Officer Dossiers===

===RecSec, 2017-2018===
Dez loves three things: Table Top RPGs, art, and literally anything philosophy that isn't unrigorous and false. At every KGB meeting we all get together to make him write down every insipid detail of our undisciplined epistemological debates, which he dutifully deletes from the minutes, like Newton’s razor sheering down the unruly beard of sentimentality-formed moralism. Nobody gives a smoother shave.

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Harry|Harry Fernandez]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Recording Secretary]]
|years=[[2017 Officers|2017-2018]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$RECSEC}}
{{end}}
[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]

Minutes20180402

2018-04-09T23:23:47Z

Dhreed: Created page with "OFF REPS -Dylan -Trying to pass ChemII still -Katie -Booth, thinking about booth, dreaming about booth -Ian -Sat woke up at 3 and then play..."

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Trying to pass ChemII still
-Katie
-Booth, thinking about booth, dreaming about booth
-Ian
-Sat woke up at 3 and then played dumb games for 12 hours, Bio Advisor is having him not take any bio next semester
-Ellen
-Learned weeb facts, like things about Vocaloids and Julius Caesar
-Dez
-The Rapper Czarface spent an album giving himself Lore
-Joe
-Joe can scan his cow now
-"Kate" [M]
-"Really sad I can't do Zombies and am instead a booth chair" (said M, as Kate)

COM REPS
-Non-Canon Zelda
-???
-Live-action stuff that's even worse than the dumb animated shit
-Zelda's wand looks like a pimp cane
-Com to Assassinate the Com to Assassinate the President
-[Shoots THE SENATE]
-Power Rangers facts
-What if the Power Rangers had to fight a deep learning algorithm and the recursion depth was 3
-They turned a Comedy series into a post-apocalyptic one
-Then THAT got adapted AGAIN
-Deep learning is dumb
-BOOTH
-Booth shirts getting ordered TOMORROW
-Move-on in under 2 weeks for real go to builds
-Move-on is Friday the 13th oh GOD
-Booth shift assignments
-Build week is Sat-Thurs, the Booth Chairs are gonna go HAM for like 12 hours please show up for some of that time
-Zombies
-Pls play there are only 7 of them
-Holofractal
-"Teenagers are snorting condoms and make them come out their mouth"
-dafuq
-Goldman Sachs is now entering BITCOIN
-NOM COM
-nominations occurred

OLD BIZ
THE THING
-IAN
-WHATEVER THE FUCK MAJOR IAN HAS

NEW BIZ
-Our Cclub account expires on 4/20/2020
-Vote of Confidence in Cclub and Tparenti
-FISH FISH FISH
-FISH FISH FISH
-SENT TO SHADOW REALM THANK GOD
-Com to Execute the President
-Dyan made it Dillatory
-FOOD ALLOCATED
-Booth allocation for $500 for wood and shit
-We still got a lot of money
-This org spends most of its cash on Booth
-On track and on-budget for booth
-PASSED
-$600 Allocation for booth shirts
-If you have ordered for booth you should buy one so that this money is net zero-ish
-PASSED
-$15 for pepsi products for "this week's event"
-Postponed to next week again god dammit
-Com of True Loyalties
-Kate's time used to kill Dylan with a nerf axe
-PASSED
-$16 Joe [himself and anyone else who is treasurer for more than 2 years]
-#Define "Swooce right in" as "Exit this classroom through the window"
-now it's "Enter this Classroom through the window"
-"Scoocs was the first bad thing" says Fable
-PASSED
-#Define "Swooce right out" as "GTFO but specifically out the window"
-PASSED

REAL ANNOUNCE
-THE EVENT IS GBGC AWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHH
-DO BOOTH

Minutes20180326

2018-04-09T23:22:44Z

Dhreed: Created page with "MINS 3.26.2018 OFF REPS Dylan -Crisp Katie -?? "Ian"(Fable) -Psuedoscience medicine is hell Ellen -Sick all weekend, whoops..."

MINS 3.26.2018

OFF REPS

Dylan
-Crisp
Katie
-??
"Ian"(Fable)
-Psuedoscience medicine is hell
Ellen
-Sick all weekend, whoops
Dez
-Ate "crisp", don't think it was crisp
Joe
-Going to pretend that "the cow" happened entirely over the weekend
"Kate"(Henry)
-The president (Dylan) should be killed

COM REPS
Fable's Mom
-My mom might be coming, prepare yourselves
Stupid Power Rangers facts
-Comparing and contrasting the best Sentai/Worst Power Rangers (same footage)
-more than half of the episodes have an old cameo
-Power Rangers Super Megaforce was bad (51 episodes -> 20 episodes)
-Only real old-ranger cameo was literally the guy who wrote this episode
-Never watch it
Booth
-We're building a thing
-Same times as usual but ALSO
-Now Thursdays at 8pm
Comics are Bullshi
-Black Racer
-When Flashes die, death isn't fast enough
-Now there's special death, the Black Racer
-Oops the Flash is still too fast
-Now one of the Flashes is Death for a bit
Zombies
-Shoot ur friends with Nerfguns
-"If you shoot me you are deleted. Not removed from the game, just deleted."
NOM COM
-Nominations happened
Maine Nationalism
-Hold My Beer
Non-Canon Zelda
-Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
-Play as Zelda
-Everyone keeps going missing, whoops
-You play as Zelda p much just because demographics
[[Fable's Mom shows up]]

OLD BIZ
The Thing
-Jasper[Elections in 3 weeks]

NEW BIZ
Slightly Acceptable but Certainly Speedrunnable Corporate Video Games
-Pepsi Man
-Surprising Speedrunnable
-There is a PM mod that replaces Cap with Pepsiman
-"A game that has the largest number of logos per second"
-Newpurp: And it's friendly because it's mine, don't give pepsi to cops
-Newpurp: Make watermains that go to police stations only flow Pepsi as a form of direct-action protest
Allocation for $15 for Pepsi products for this week's event
-Postponed for a week
Allocation for $50 for food and supplies for thsi week's event
-Objected by Henry
-PASSED
Motion to make Henry eat out of the trash can while wearing a racoon mask
-Objected by Henry
-[new motion]Make a racoon eat out of the never mind while wearing Henry mask
-PASSED
Motion to allocate $15 to the Com to Assassinate the President for a bigger, better, gun
-Postponed to the week after elections
Shockingly Anime Things
-Lethal League
-Every time you hit the ball the timer doubles oh god
-PASSED
-$3 Dez [The horrible woosh noise the game makes while it freezes]

Minutes20180226

2018-04-09T23:21:23Z

Dhreed: Created page with "Minutes 2.26.2018 OFF REPS -Dylan -Repeatedly nearly injured self on things which were too hot -Katie -Did "totally safe" booth things -Ian..."

Minutes 2.26.2018

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Repeatedly nearly injured self on things which were too hot
-Katie
-Did "totally safe" booth things
-Ian
-????
-Ellen
-Was vice president of Weeb Jail; not her life goal
-Dez
-They don't check your student id's at pull-in?
-Joe
-Was a car
-Kate
-Met some very drunk Russian men who started happily screaming upon Kate speaking any Russian

COM REPS
-Furry trash??????
-At least 8 Furries at CtFwS; the department may now know b/c pitt physics undergrad was there
-Vocaloid is weird
-"When I get home my wife always pretends to be dead?
-Bad tech naming conventions
-2070 and 2080 after the 1070/1080?
-Com to not burn down R7
-Lack of failuire
-Burn down R7
-Lack of success
-Non-Canon Zelda
-Today: Every Game on the Zelda Wiki
-Next week: Hyrule Warriors
-Next Next Week: CDI Trilogy
-Other technical Zelda Games
-Barcode Battler 2
-Nintendoland
-Captain and the Game Master
-Captain Rainbow
-Mario Kart 8
-Sonic Lost World
-Legend Of Zelda: Game & Watch
-LCD game thingy with watch functionality (looks kinda like a DS?)
-Legend of Zelda: Game Watch
-Sold 12million copies and was just a watch?
-NOM COM
-WE EXIST NOW; DYLAN, HENRY, CAM, TIM
-Annual mtg Mon 23 April
-Nominations start up right after break
-My home-state's education is worse than CMU's Premed Com
-Stupid Power Rangers Facts
-The number 3
-Nick and somethign else Power Ranger got extended for 3 more seasons
-Nick is weird and won't let a show have more than 22 episodes a year, so they run two 20-episode seasons with "Super" attached to the end of the name
-3 is not divisible by 2, and so it might cause weirdness
-Maybe they'll have 30-episode seasons?
-Stupid History + Com to assassinate Emperor
-Year 193
-Commitus was killed by the Praetorians
-Perterax tried to reform them; they responded by killing him and auctioning the emperorship
-Titius was next, he was Emperor in name only until stabbed by a random soldier
-CMU thinks we're stupid
-If one roommate is forgets to retain, they can still do so by acting as the proxy for their current roommate pulling themselves into their current room (Rauen did this)
-

OLD BIZ
-The Thing
-Henry [treason]

NEW BIZ
-Com to Assassinate THE SENATE
-Oh god, second
-Newpurp: Treason, then
-PASSED
-$SIZ Dez [THE SENATE]
-I can't read anything that isn't formatted in Latex
-Having assignments in Microsoft Word
-biochem pset is a disaster
-$$
-Libre office?
-Antisecond (do you like watching the world burn?)
-\fanfiction
-.p\n\or\.i\n\awoo
-PASSED
-$6 Quoxum
-Allocation not to exceed $50 for this week's event
-PASSED
-Getting exec to play Musical chairs
-Using exec's time to play musical chairs
-Ian: "I morally object to musical chairs"
-Liam: "I thought you liked Rhythm games"
-Newpurp: Whatever Liam is gonna change it to
-????????
-Newpurp:???????
-PASSED
-$3 Liam [Ronda Rousey's Fursona]
-Motion to #Define "It's Treason Then" as an objection to the Lake Laogai
-PASSED
-Our Meta is now Shrek Com
-It's like an Ogre now; it has layers
-Shrek.replace(Dyson Sphere)
-Laim: "The KGB is like an Ogre now, it's bottom-teir"
-Sphere.replace(Vacuum)
-Layer.replace(Swivelling Ball Joint)
-Name: Our Meta is now Dyson Vacuum
-Purp: It's like an Ogre now; it has Swivelling Ball Joint
-PASSED
-$4 Dez [A Dyson Sphere]

REAL ANNOUNCE
-GAME NIGHT (noinoboosts?????)
-It's in Wean 5316
-Fri 7pm
-Room for Artemis
-Zombies is happening April 1-6
-Posters at some point
-Hype.get()
-Boothboothbooth
-Tonight at 8, sat at 2
-NOMINATIONS
-Run for things, talk to exec, talk to Cam/Tim/Henry
-Pay dues and attend a full meeting to be eligible for running
-$15 for semester
-EXEC
-Meet Wed at 5 in UC 329
-If you're thinking about running you might like to check it out
\fanfiction

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2018-04-09T23:20:56Z

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Mins 2.19.2018

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Persistently Evil and then Merlin
-Katie
-Was bitter; we should poster shit
-Ian
-Was bitter; watched a lot of GJohnce; didn't do anything, but didn't study for biochem; proved that "Will" "exists"
-Ellen
-Left Campus like twice, which is a lot;
-Dez
-Black Panther was a Great Movie trapped inside a Good Movie and was thus merely "Very Good"
-Joe
-Watched Office Space 3 times in a day
-Kate
-Too much lab whoops

COM REPS
-Apartment Listings
-Suspicious captions: bathroom labled "bath/bedroom?"
-Holofractal
-Buzzwords
-Oh god none of this
-Comics are Bullshi
-Marvel Earth 86082
-What if Spiderman Married Black Widow?
-She literally killed and ate him
-Ad Hoc Com for Timelords/Spelunking through Depths of Uruguayan Law
-You should earn this year's award for "Best Historical Contribution"
-Stupid Power Rangers facts
-"What if The GotG were Power Rangers"
-Literally fought the entire universe
-"Make Power Rangers Great Again"??????
-Renewed for 3 seasons?
-Hasbro makes Power Rangers toys now?
-Beast Morphers?
-Why are using an Intern For This
-EA asked an intern to work on Microtransactions and DLC; the intern asked for transfer to literlly anywhere else
-Ambiguously Canon Or Non-Canon Zelda
-All the official player guides are canon
-Hyrule Historia is canon
-Skyward Sword manga is ambiguously canon even though it's part of Hyrule Historia
-Prima guides are ambiguous for some reason instead of "not"
-German Ocarina comic is ambiguously canon even though it's German-Only
-All the other Manga is non-canon?
-Com to Burn down/Not Burn Down R7
-Party at 9pm this Saturday
-"D-list"; some archaic thing, unclear why it is still maintained?
-"The Chair does not maintain it; the chair does not know how to get rid of it"
-Com to Assassinate the President
-"Our job is now to Assassinate Mr. President"
-a bunch of silliness about the fact that Dylan realized that Robert's rules prevent the Chair from refering to themself in the first person

OLD BIZ
-The Thing: Rauen [any judges caught in the chaos of CtFwS]
-Discretely ask Dylan how much I should make the Allocation for CtFwS Com
-Basically that
-"about $100"
-"Dylan" replaced by "The President"
-Postponed until 18 Oct 2018

NEW BIZ
-[M begins using Exec's time]
-Allocation not to exceed $20 to the Com to Assassinate the president
-FAILED (by nonexistence positive vote)
-$125.25 For CTFWS
-PASSED
-Motion to make the "Fight Me" standing rule from last year Stand Back Up
-If someone wants to make a Hostile Motion and it's ruled unfriendly, they can challenge them to a fight, and the winner gets to decide
-The standard fight method declared to be "Rock Paper"
-The standard Fight Method is now a game of TI4
-Motion to make the fight method chosen by the challenged with permission by the challenger
-Whoever wins the fight gets to determine the fate of the Committee
-PASSED
-Running Down M's exec control Timer Com [MADE DILLATORY BY M]
-Several other committees attempt to waste M's time and are forced Dillatory by M
-The "Remove someone from the room" rule called by Liam
-DILLATORY
-It was called on the chair but then it was made dillatory
-Control over Exec Com
-Whatever the purpose is changed to, exec must do it for the next 10 minutes
-Newpurp: Nullify M's control
-Newpurp: Disobey the Purpose of Committee
-Newpurp: Make Exec eat out of the trashcan while wearing a racoon mask
-Purp.append(" and say I'm Sly Cooper I'm so sneaky look at me Yum")
-FAILED

REAL ANNOUNCE
-CTFWS
-FRIDAY, 7PM, H Y P E
-Judge's Meeting at some point this week
-HvZ will be revealed at CTFWS

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2018-04-09T23:20:24Z

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KGB MINS 2.12.2018

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Homework realized 2 days late; missed N2 for that
-Katie
-Booth?
-"Ian" [Kate]
- (explains events and such)
-Ellen
-Saw memes, spent all sunday on 122
-Dez
-The Com to Not Burn Down R7 will talk about it later
-Joe
-Phone can replace nervous system of an alien; showed people some absolute garbage
-"Kate" [Fable]
-My cool friend fable invited me to her studio and I should go to that

COM REPS
-Committee to Burn Down R7 & Not Burn Down R7
-On Monday, there was a gas leak right next to our house and our heat was shut
-On Saturday/Sunday R3's basement alarm went off at 5. It went off at 6:30 (R3 is the RA's unit)
-Ad Hoc "Stupid things Cam's Frat did in Highschool"
-Fire alarm went off but one guy continued to play League; "it's not a frat" he says
-Shit My prof Said
-"Ok Listen, so I got a PhD ok, so that means I argued with a bunch of geniuses and convinved them that they're wrong and I'm right, what makes you think you have a chance"
-Main Nationalism
-Angus King worked really hard to make the Lobster Emoji it a thing for some reason?
-Non-Canon Zelda
-Smash Bros
-For N64, Sakurai was originally developing it without Nintendo characters; he secretly appropriated Nintendo characters because it looked bad and this is how we got Smash Bros
-Was made super different to be not like
-"Dragon King: THe Fighting Game"
-Stupid History
-Kansas Electoral system
-Bloody Kansas; they had an election to determine if Kansas would be a slave state; 200% turnout
-When Kansas became a state it forgot to actually put requirements on governership on its constitution; Henry wants to run for Kansas governor
-Holofractal
-Bitcoin has stayed within 10% of its value; Energy used to mine bitcoin eclipses Icelandic home

OLD BIZ
-Fable [Measles on campus]
-[Nov 6 2017] Discretely ask Dylan how much I should make the Allocation for CTFWS
-P Much that
-HOLY SHIT IAN ISN"T HERE
-POSTPONED FOR A WEEK (don't tell Ian)

NEW BIZ
-Valentines day Card Com
-Help Me beat "Roses are red; Violets are blue; you are an ample source of emotional utility"
-[Liam] "Roses are red; You increase my virility; you are an ample source of emotional utility"
-"I'd walk to Scaife for you"
-"You must be my work because you're in my heart"
-something about tying up the UC stones
-"I would wait on the Tazza line at 4:30 for you"
-"You drive me crazy and there are no adequate psychological counseling services"
-PASSED
-$2 Fable [Liam and his virility]
-Now requiring Exec to follow Robert's Rules for the next 20 Minutes
-Motion to suspend rules
-Motion to postpone this indefinitely
-PASS
-Toilet Paper USA Com
-The TPUSA dressed up as babies and now the leader left with "if you want the diapers we still have them"
-PASSED
-$3 M [I didn't think I would actually get that]
-"Is Math tax in the bylaws?" "I don't know but you aren't either"
-Filibuster Com
-[literally the entire bylwas as read by Tim to prevent anything from happening]
-[it was ended quickly]
-PASSED
-$4 Fable [Phillip Bluster]
-Allocation for event ($75)
-PASSED
-Teach M Robert's Rules of Order [dillatory]
-Com for Respect of Article V sec VI
-Seniorty of offices: President, 1st Vice President, 2nd Vice President, Corresponding Secretary, Recording Secretary, Treasurer, Seargeant at Arms
-SHADOW REALM
-Com to Respect Articles VI of the KGB Bylaws
-Figure out what the musical interlude is
-It's the guitar solo from Bohemian Raphsody
-PASSED
-$1 Joe [Freddie Mercury]
-Com to move along Zelda Enemies in a Stream
-Lizalflows
-"Octococks"
-"I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock"
-PASSED
-$2 Dez [Fucking Probability Current]

REAL ANNOUNCE
-"Ian"
-Bitterness Party in Weh 5316
-"Joy" [also Kate]
-BOOTH is happen 8-11 mon 2-???????????
-Exec meets UC 329 at 5pm on wed
-Liam is getting Chinese food this friday

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2018-04-09T23:15:49Z

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Minutes 2.5.2018

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-I have to play 4e at some point, smelled like fire and sawdust
-Katie
- BOOTH [done with carpentry until moveon]
-Ian
-Booth was nice, wood was sorted (holding things in place but then almost getting crushed with insertion sort)
-Ellen
-Epic bidding war between Zizek and M was the highlight
-Dez
-Wore too many hats, looked very fast, read too much Sandman
-Joe
- OH GOD, THE DOOR
-Kate
- Bought for 2-3 warcrimes, depending on how you feel aobut 4e and Cotton-Eye Joe

COM REPS
-Stupid History
-Bob Dole: "Alt Spelling"; took trip to Paraguay, got a live Jaguar, donated it grumpily
-I've taken a finance class for 3 weeks
-Market crashing for doing too well?
-Non-Canon Zelda
-EXCUUUUSE MEEEE PRINCESS: in 1989 the Super Mario Bros Super Show ran mon-thurs, fri was Zelda; Excuse me Princess comes from it (2 mins total combined footage)
-Stupid Power Rangers Com
-Super Ninja Steel
-BOOTH COM
-Booth is happen (mon 8-11pm, Sat 2-? pm)
-Def not misapp Timelords
-Spelunking through early 20th century Uraguayan Law
-"Oh shit, I forget" [Matt]
-Comics are bullshit
-Darkseid released a Superman sextape to try to end Superman

OLD BIZ
-THING
-LIAM: RITZ CARLTON AWNING (everything else, including 20k people moving towards 5th, is his fault)
-Business for the 6th?

NEW BIZ
-Sports that should def exist
-Sports that should def exist
-Baseball, but there are 3 simultaneous games going on offset so there's always something happening so everyone drafts for each other's potential 3 subteams
-Polo played on the water riding Dolphins
-Polo, but there's water only in the middle and still horses
-Ice hockey, but horses, 4 skates per horse, but also horse costumes, and ?????? trampolines ????????
-PASSED
-$2 Ian [one very confused waterhorse]
-Produce a Queen's Hip Hop Album
-Bohemian Rap-sody
-BANISHED TO SHADOW REAL (first use of Laogai rule)
-Slavoj Zizek Bangbus as official podcast for KGB
-FAILED BY THE DEATH OF DEMOCRACY
-STANDING RULE: Motion define "I accept the Earth King's invitation to Lake Laogai" acts a second to being invited to lake Laogai
-BANISHED TO SHADOW REALM
-Com to make KGB meetings into actual games of Yugioh
-"You've activated my trap card"; "NOOOOOO"
-PASSED (unanimously?)
-$7 Ian [Renee DesCartes my favorite Dualist]
-Pokemon Knockoffs Com
-??
-PASSED
-$4 M [Anybody willing to let it rip with M next meeting]

REAL ANNOUNCE
-WE HAVE NITROGEN NIGHT
-Astro Club has gotten us Nitrogen
-DH A302
-FREEZE THINGS
-OBSERVE WITH ASTRO
-WE DONE IT
-Pls pay for your things
-Come talk to Exec if you want to be on Nominations Committee
-ZOMBIES is happen; if you're interested in modding talk to Matt, Dylan, or Cam

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2018-04-09T23:14:40Z

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MINS 12.4.2017

OFFICER REPORTS
Dylan
-Tee shirt have :so long status quo"
Katie
-Made stuff that doesn't work, then cookie cake
Ian
-BOX FULL OF TSHIRTS (buy these wonderful bodycloths)
Ellen
-Last weekend on 112; pravda next week; submit to Pravda?!
Dez
-Has laptop but still refuse to find-replace
"Joe"(Bork)
-Didn't go home, not epistomologically inconsistent
Kate
-Recovered from past week, feels great now

COMMITTEE REPORTS
This isn't capital
-*points at bottle* this isn't capital wtf
I'm glad my professors are as incompetent as I am
-Prof forgot to email people the exam and I forgot I was taking it
Stupid History
-Colleges had a shortage of bodies in 1750
-It's illegal to shoot people or exhume bodies
-If you can show up to Oxford with a body to dissect you can get in
Weird VG subcultures
-I Wanna be the Guy fangames
-Kills you with bullshit
-Platforming community liked the engine but not the game so they all
did a bunch of games; anime bullshit and being really hard
Stupid Power Ranger Facts
-American Power Ranger
-Most series are taken from Super Sentai
-Lots of JP-specific Rangers
-Lots of American Rangers that don't exist in JP
-In-cannon Tabletop RPG twitch stream
Officer Haiku
-CMU T-Shrit
-List of quotes
IF you think you need a blockchain you don't
-Bitcoin is about to crash pls no
Non-canon or ambiguously canon Zelda Games
-Freshly picked Tingle's Rosy Rupee Land
-Play as a normal-ass human transformed into a human
-So much haggling and hiring bodyguards
-"Point of Information something snarky"
How to Make a better video game world
-Make random sequals to games but they're dating sims
Vid Game Facts
-Sonic Forces "redeemed" the franchise with the customizeable avatar
-P much self-insert but it's your fursona

OLD BIZ
THE THING
-Raymond (the Thing)
No old business

NEW BIZ
Propose Birthday Tradition
-aaaaaaaaaaaa
Com to Re-introduce the Ishlamari to main SW Canon
-PURP: Musk rats that repel the force
-Thraun is back, the musk rats aren't
-PASSED
-$5 Henry
-Chair: Self
Dylan T. Vrana Memorial
-I don't know you, we have no affiliation with the com to assassinate
the president
-Table until April 30, 2018? PASS
Standing rule: Motion to Duel is always in order and puts the meeting into
a Yugioh game
-DILLATORY
Com to ?????
-POSTPONED INDEFINITELY
Abuse of Emoji's Com
-Purp: My dad sent me 35 messages of Emoji
-Most frequently used are a lot of ???? idk there're a shitton of flags
-If you think you need a blockchain you don't
-PASSED?? Probably
-$4 Tim
-Chair: everyone but
Emoji Movie Dating sim
-Purp: p much that
-Table for 13Trillion years
-TABLED
Standing rule that "*titty committee*" is out of order
-PASSED
Motion to #DEFINE "Henry" "The People" and also "THE SENATE"
-PASSED
Wow y'all got narcissistic committee
-P much that
-TABLED FOR 13TRILLION YEARS
Motion to #DEFINE "13Trillion Years" "7 years and 6 Days"
-PASSED
KGB Circle Jerk Com
-Passive-aggressive commentary on how much rules wanking we're doing
-purp.append("aggressive stare at Em")
-PASSED
-$6 EM
-DISBANDED

REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
KGB FALLS ON ITS ASS
-$12 admission
-Black chairs --> Skaty place
Purchase merchandise
BOOTH
-Last design meeting this past weekend
-Don't use a pre-drill to unscrew things
EXEC
-Meets in UC 329 from 5:45-6:30
Shortened mtg in Breed next week

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2018-04-09T23:12:21Z

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Minutes 1/22/2018

OFFICER REPORTS
Dylan
-Was gonna potluck then was sick, decided not to spread plague
Katie
-Robot class zoo thing
Ian
-Very tire, hi *saw someone wearing the same bandana but like as a shirt*
Ellen
-Lithuanian Rice Monster survival
Dez
-forgot to food today whoops
Joe
-BOTW getting one-shot forever
Kate
-maybe I didn't have a weekend?

COMMIES
-Speedruns adslkjfa;sld
-Pokemon Blue: Reverse Boss Order
-Stupid History
-Diocletian: He would have the Tetrarchy, where each of 4 emperors would have civil wars a bunch. The brackets were convenient; the West and East would in-fight, the winners would fight each other, and then appoint 3 successors
-Stupid Power rangers
-Samurai, oh god it changed hands a bunch of times. The actual Sentai was about Samurai, but then they just copied the story for the US
-Non-Canon or Ambiguously Canon Zelda Games
- Soul Calibur II: When it was released on console, they got exclusive characters per console. On Gamecube, it's Link. You can choose between multiple equipment sets as Link, one of which is the bug net.
-BOOTH
-We're building a booth
-Builds start next Monday; Mon 8-11pm and Sat 8-4; be sure to do the tool trainings
-Comics are Bullshit
-Galactus just eats planets because he's just kind of hungry, but he wanders around in a chair and sends a surfer dude to warn you

OLD BIZ
-The THING: Em, The Government
-fish fish fish fish

NEW BIZ
-
-
-[x -> L+Down-left on the analogue stick]
-Passed by abstention
$3 M
-Re-baked CMU Memes
-kesden fish fish fish
-PASSED
-$3 Mat [Kesden]
-Musical Punctuation
-fish fish fish
-PASSED
-$2 M [I didn't think I would make it this far]
-Minutes Anarchy
-Use fish fish fish so it's not clear if Dez is getting fed up or if he's just writing the actual thing we said
-Newpurp: fish fish fish
-Newname: Several trouts in a trenchcoats
-name.append("attempting to buy a movie ticket")
-name.append("the ticketmaster says 'something smells fishy")
-newpurp: 81
-FISH FISH FISH
-(but actually, newpurp: Shadow (recdepth = 81))
-$2 Ian [Shadow (recdepth = 81)]
-Booth allocation for $500
-We do it in chunks of 500
-We do this every time
-We have "for sure enough money"
-PASSED
-$100 max for this week's event
-PASS by acclimation
-Com to ensure that the upcomign SW movie this may is scored by just a Piano
-Solo
-Motion to Ban this to the Shadow Realm
-PASSED HOW WTF YOU FUCKERS
-$2 Joe [Harrison Ford doing a jig on George Lucas's Grave]
-Motion to make Pravda the official KGB fan fiction
-\Fanfiction
-\Mathmode
-\Fanfiction
-PASSED (I hate you all, I hate you all, I hate you all)
-Piazzaverts committee
-I have plenty of energy. I gain energy from telling people they're wrong on Piazza
-Ian shitposted that he didn't know what a python is and Kosbie gave it the :^)
-####pinpinpinpin
-Newpurp: FISH FISH FISH FISH
-FISH FISH FISH
-PASSED
-$2 Rauen [Wameron Cong]

REAL ANNOUNCE
-Event, tool training, come learn how to use tools safely, 7pm in kage, cmukgb.org/kage
Schmuck's
-Lunar NewYear for KGB?
-

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2018-04-09T23:11:23Z

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KGB Mins 1.15.2018

OFF REPS
Dylan
-Went home and did nothing
Katie
-On a mountain with no wifi and was sad
Ian
-Visited HS, AP Bio teacher claimed that one of the climate-change deniers is teaching AP ES, Ian Noclipped into his train
Ellen
-Learned how to Knit, wandered Manhattan
Dez
-Stack of math on desk went from annoying to comically large
Joe
-Saudi Arabia unbanned movies, first thing to get imported is "Captain Underpants"/"Emoji Movie" double-feature
Kate
-Work week's worth of co

COM REPS
-Re-introduce Ishlamari to the Star Wars Canon
-Oh god why does Henry want these back
-Exciting Speedrun Categories
-Putt Putt Goes to the Zoo, Any %, No out-of-bounds
-Welcome To Hell
-Welcomes everyone
-Cousin Bonding Activities
-Vaping
-Booth Committee
-Tool Training will happen next week
-Shit Shigeru Miyamoto Says
-Via Clickhole: "Often when I see ads for Porn games, they say not to cum, but the goal seems to be to cum, so yes, I would call that bad game design"

OLD BIZ
-The Thing
-Ian
-Kate amost falling down the stairs in Mellon while shouting "watch out for the ice on the stairs"

NEW BIZ
-Official KGB Paddles Committee
-Purp: Sieze Me Daddy
-Do Ukelelies count as paddles?
-??????????????????????????????????
-PASSED
-$4 Fable
-Chair: Mommy
-Anthems Committee
-*Fable leads Solidarity Forever*
-PASSED
-$3 Liam
-Chair: Steve Banon
-Ambiguously motivating Committee
-Ambiguously motivating quotes
-Wigglytuff
-$1 Joe
-Chair: Saitama's DIary
-Speedrun Categories You Might Not Have Heard Of Committee
-Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Dank%
-Portal Cube %
-Getting over it With Bennet Foddy: Snake%
-PASSED
-$4 M
-Chair: Person who discovered every Twilight Princess Glitch
-Lewd Letter Transposition
-Purp: Transpose U and M on an official CMU document
-Newpurp: Transpose the U and M in a "Carnegie Mellon University" logo on an official document
-FAILED
-Motion to repeal the Standing Rule that Makes THE SENATE have to eat out of the Trash dressed as a raccoon
-Allocation for next week's event was made
-NOT INDEFINITEY Tabled
-MOTION PASSED, THE SENATE may now eat normally
-Allocation for potluck happen, passed with no objecion
-My House Hates Me
-Oven caught fire and promptly exploded, water heater broke, also burst pipe
-Rauen is kicked out of the way by a repairman, being a hard thing on the floor of the laundry room
-M's sister stepped out of the shower and through the floor
-PASSED
-$3 Nick
-Anyone else with ways that their home breaks
-Comics are Bullshit Committee
-I read DC
-The Green Lanterns can be defeated by the color yellow
-"Webcomics are something eviler than Art"
-PASSED by Cam's sick burn
-$4 Henry
-Chair: Henry, Zoom, Kid Zoom, and Professor Zoom
-KGB Comic Committee
-Publish a comic regarding or not regarding the KGB
-PASSED
-$3 M
-Chair: Anyone who doesn't believe that CAD is the most comic comic
-REAL ANNOUNCE
-Potluck will be in
-A room? Porter doesn't exist
-Also, THE SENATE, Twilight Imperium is not a food item
-BOOTH
-Builds will be announced once the poll closes on Friday
-DUES are a thing, also clothing
-Exec mtgs in UC 329
-Schmucks
-Ellen runs exec now?

Minutes

2018-04-09T23:10:42Z

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Minutes20180409

2018-04-09T22:28:31Z

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MINS 4.9.2018

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Knows slightly more about hidden Markov
-Katie
-Booth/sleep
-Ian
-Became sick, played guitar hero
-Ellen
-Tried to prevent spring by dressing warm and it worked
-Dez
-Austin Powers was worth for the memes but not actual good
-Joe
-Thought about types
-Kate? [M]
-Tried to go to booth and accidentally Sunday

COM REPS
-Stupid History
-Henry Reviews HBO's Rome
-Augustus's mother told him he wasn't masculine enough and had him eat goat testicles
-Caesar was running out of money and his accountant told him to kill some rich dudes and take their money
-Holy Shit We All Almost Died
-27 Oct 1962
-Soviet patrol sub that carried nuke torpedoes
-Practice depth charges mistaken for real ones
-Triple-auth made it not goof
-American Spy Plane flying over Cuba was illegal and nuke fights
-NOM COM
-Bitcoin's dropping again
-Murphy Memorial Committee
-McDonald's is Murphy's favorite restaurant because they now serve all day *BREAKFAST*
-Stupid Power Rangers Facts
-Battle Fever J
-First and third Sentai
-Spy-themed nonsense
-Some American died, so Japan called 5 special agents were called from around the world to combat T H E _ T H R E A T
-BATTLE JAPAN, BATTLE FRANCE, BATTLE KENYA, MISS AMERICA, BATTLE COSACK
-B A T T L E _ K E N Y A
-Cliff Blazinzki is washed up
-Failed at hero shooter market, so now battle royale market?
-Cost at ABP of Soup + Bread has gone up $1.20
-Gave Joe a whole Baguette
-BOOTH
-Oh wow slides
-BOOTH SHIFTS FILLED
-Comics are bullshit
-Impulse timeline
-Kid flash went back in time and accidentally stepped on a fly
-All the villains work for the government and Grod is a turtle?
OLD BIZ
-THE THING
-M [mountain dew]
-Motion to allocate no more than $15 for pepsi products for this week's event
-TABLED until the 30th (so much old business)
NEW BUSINESS
-Motion to allocate $50 for food and supplies for this week's event
-$50 replaced with a ____
-____ replaced with HUNDRED DOLLARS AND SIXTY NINE CENTS
-"Not confident Antoon's isn't a drug front"
-All Day Breakfast Committee
-Compiliing breakfast resources in Southern California
-"Anyone who thinks that an egg is a good source of Umami needs to go the fuck to Culinary school" -Liam
-2 vats of umami
-"My hand is just comfy like this" -Henry
-PASSED
-$6 Dez [Murphy because he offered to bankroll]
REAL ANNOUNCE
BOOTH
PAY DUES BEFORE NEXT MEETING IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN ELECTIONS

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2018-04-09T22:22:31Z

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2018-03-08T04:06:12Z

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Mins 3.5.2018

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-440 hell
-Katie
-Booth & Booth dreams oh god
-Ian
-Celeste, staring at the same screen over and over, SExtractor
-Ellen
-Econ test, don't forget basica algebra again
-Dez
-Had to say "OH GOD YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE THE SWORD FOR THAT ARE YOU"
when housemate was considering opening a coconut
-Certainly isn't fascist about movie polls; my opinions are just good
-Joe
-"don't throw anything at Dez"
-Kate
-SoundVoltex 1-per-person worked well

COM REPS
-Holofractal
-US Marshalls selling a bunch of bitcoin
-Booth
-How to make wood look like more different wood
-Make the booth chairs really happy by showing up
-Bad Math
-Transcendental numbers don't exist; pi is just ratio between
circumference and diameter
-Non-Canon Zelda:
-Link and the Faces of Evil
-CD add-on for snes; didn't happen; contracted Phillips; SEGA
Megadrive failed; Phillips retained rights to some characters when
contract broke; they made 3 Zelda games
-Zelda Gamelon/Link Faces of Evil released at the same time
-Praised at launch?
-As bad as everyone says
-It's possible to JUST lose from no i-frames
-Voice acting is just.... uhhh...... ????????
-Zombies
-HAPPENING ON APRIL 1
-Stupid History
-Kessefon??; Parthian and Sassanid Empires
-Walls weren't built, so the Romans kept sacking it to show off
manliness
-Weird CMU subcultures
-Walked into drama/design spaces; 5 kids sitting there at 10pm on a
saturday night and gave them a weird look as if aliens
-NOM COM
-Having an annual meeting; elections happen then; 23 April; talk to
Nom-com or exec; Noms begin just after spring break during meetings
-Stupid Powrangers
-Extrabois
-Randomly the US adds new ones? Also for some reason B-squad was
the main team?????? WTF IS GOING ON??????
-Brandon Sanderson
-Super long timespan ?????????? oh god so much lore
-Oath Pact??? somethign somethign souls flayed??????
-Authors who are Mormon
-Brandon Sanderson
-I'm a physicist and I hate my life
-The Flash actually explained soundwaves correctly?????
OLD BIZ
-THe thing
-Liam; Brandon Sanderson [everything else, including Orson Scott Card,
is his fault]
NEW BIZ
-Exec got an email, oh god I'll link it
-Suggested responses:
-"Deep lore?"
-Ask them for specific shit and then nitpick it
-SNACKS FOR MEETINGS
-SNACKS FOR MEETINGS
-SNACKS FOR BLOOD
-SNACKS FOR GOD
-SNACKS FOR GLORY
-SNACKS OF MEETINS
-Fowrard it around the exec emails with replyAll
-Something somethign recurrent neural net
-How many sequences converge to dave
-Subscribe it to Piazza?
-Reply with Joe's most recent pravda
-Clarify that we are a dental org and that we would like to promote
TEETH
-Refer this to the Com to Assassinate the President
-After much deliberation with the Com to Assassinate the President,
......
-Fill the email with the Bee Movie
-Signature:
-Flyers for the flyer god
-ESSAYS FOR THE ESSAY THRONE
-TROLL as an acronym somewhere?
-Com To Realize our Logistical Logistics
-Com to Triage Replies and Organize Logistical Logistics
-Club/organization/cult/dentistry organization
-Change his name every time (he used Daniel Brown; his email is
thomas.taylor)
-First names we use should be Brian and Owen
-Refer them to Geology Club
-Thank you for contacting the CMU Geology club; have you considered
buying us some rocks
-Kilford, Gayle, Bradley Dentistry Inc.
-Com to Triage Replies and Organize Logistical Logistics
-purp: TEETH
-Teeth with horrible diacritics
-PASSED
-$4 Tim [The com of the whole]
-Com to Read the Shit you guys write
-purp: Read responses to the attendence question
-*as fascist as Hitler-chan
-$5 Dez [Harry Fernandez]
-Standing rule that we need to use "Mista pwesident" instead of "the
Chair" when necessary
-Made it so that Vice Presidents need "Vice "Pawesident"
-Corsec -> "Cowosponding Secwatary"
-Treasurer -> "TreasurawrXD"
-"Are you a furry?"
-"Naw I just hate animals"
-"A sounds right"
-Seargeant at Arms -> "Seargeant at Paws"
PASSED
-Frisco's Dad Source Com
-Walter, patient, cooks a mean burger. Over 10,000 dads in our
inventory
-PASSED
-$6 Aren [Great Grandfather]
REAL ANNOUNCE
-EVENT
-MOVIE NIGHT
-A302 on fri at 7pm
-CTFWS Postmortem happening
-Booth needs help
-Noms start next meeting
-ZOMBIES is happen April 1-6

Minutes

2018-03-08T04:04:15Z

Dhreed: /* 2017-2018 */

Minutes20171211

2018-01-16T03:20:31Z

Dhreed:

MINS 12.11.2017

OFF REPS
dylan- Slept, tried not to think about exams
Katie- Water gun kinda worked
"Ian"(Fable)-
Ellen- Flaherty Journey is over forever (also there's Pravda)
Joe- So many line Puzzles

Com Reps
Non-Canon Zelda
Ripened Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love
Now it's a dating sim but with Tingles
Hide whiteboards under rangos
-Lack of success
OLD BIZ
The Thing- Cam: Exams

NEW BIZ
Dokie-okie lit com
Purp: Read books, learn about each other's dark secrets
PASSED
$2 Liam
chair: DISBANDED
REMEMBER ME committee
Purp: I'm Fef
POSTPONED (6 months)
Stuff to do over Winter Break Com
Purp: Lose yourself in the internet instead of talking to your family
Winter marble-lympics in Feb
We don't know if the Russian marbles are dis-invited
PASSED
$2 Fable
Chair:?
Super Heroine Committee
Purp: Using bugs to make better drugs
Bork's Bug Bonds approves
Bugs on drugs approves
Com of the whole is redundant?
PASSED
$2 Fable
Gospel accodring to word-count
Purp: Any piece of written text is scripture proportionate to length of text
"Second coming of Melee"
"I believe only in the first 151 religions"
PASSED
$1 Joe
REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT HAVE (Geek eat)

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2018-01-16T03:20:08Z

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Minutes20171127

2018-01-16T02:53:01Z

Dhreed:

NOTE: Minutes from 2017-10-30 to 2017-12-03 were written by hand. What is posted here is a transcription; the originals will be placed in the KGB archive. Some editor's notes from [[Dhreed|Dez]] have been included. Handwritten format has been preserved to the best of the editor's ability. Name spellings/name changes have been updated to recent preference as of time of transcription.

Editor's Note for the 11/27 minutes: the phrase "little fucker" is underlined four or five times in the original version. The phrase "Old" appears in the left margin before "OLD BIZ", and the word "NEW" has been scratched out where the "OLD" should have been. On the back side of the paper, towards the top right, a pencil rubbing of a portion of the edge of the notepad from which the editor takes his paper can be seen. Additionally, an arrow pointing to the F in +1F595 can be seen, and the word "Unicode" at its tail. An attempt to recreate the scenario in the wiki's moderate text editor has been made, but it is not perfect.

Mins 11/27/17

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Nj, parents bought dinner
-Katie
-Thanksgiff, not enough werk
-Ian
-Friends of mom for Thanksgiff
-Ellen
-3d-printer hell
-Dez
-"Oh hey there's a mountain across the street, go climb it"
-Joe
-Drove long way, [mimes driving]
-Kate
-Greyound and also programming, two 11-y-o's quietes [Editor's note: no idea what "quietes" meant here]

COM REPS
-Shit games taught me
-Sausages have parity that's hard to change
-Variant of Catan with oil, global warming can happen and make everyone lose
-The UN will pay you for global warming
-If there's a world-ravaging plague and you fuck up, the UN will pay you *more* $$
-Pop Occultism
-A new outlook doesn't bring new friends; just misery and user questions
-Booth
-Design mtgs in Wean

OLD BIZ
-Thing: Bork [aaaaaa]

NEW BIZ
-Greyhound Cryptids
-Document the horrible urbanist absurdist fiction that is the Greyhound Bus station
-Bork in Greyhound hell
-THEME SONG: Alice Isn't Dead theme
-Passed!
-$9 Dez [Satan, Lord of Graph Theory]
-Motion to allocate $50
-"..... by acclimation, you little fucker"
-Standing Rules
-We're the standing rules now...
-Name <- Standing Rules!
-Standing <- Science
-Them Song <- chanted "Bill! Bill! ..."
-Theme <- Bill Nye
-Chant <- prevtheme
-Bill Nye the Science Guy <- Neil Degrasse Tyson, Science Bison
-Passed
-$2 Tim ["me... for now"]
-Slippery Slope Com
-Having official things for all the coms is a very fun diversion
-Theme <- Mario Slide theme
-Purp <- ???
-Theme of Warcriminal Assoc <- God Bless America
-Mascot <- Fursona unicode
-Soundfont <- Mario 64 ↓
-Name <- Dez's middle finger -~-~-~ +1F595
-Passed by "everyone flipped me off"
-$4 Bork [DC vs Heller, dangerous precedent]

Minutes20171127

2018-01-16T02:52:40Z

Dhreed:

Minutes20171127

2018-01-16T02:52:03Z

Dhreed:

NOTE: Minutes from 2017-10-30 to 2017-12-03 were written by hand. What is posted here is a transcription; the originals will be placed in the KGB archive. Some editor's notes from [[Dhreed|Dez]] have been included. Handwritten format has been preserved to the best of the editor's ability. Name spellings/name changes have been updated to recent preference as of time of transcription.

Editor's Note for the 11/27 minutes: the phrase "little fucker" is underlined four or five times in the original version. The phrase "Old" appears in the left margin before "OLD BIZ", and the word "NEW" has been scratched out where the "OLD" should have been. On the back side of the paper, towards the top right, a pencil rubbing of a portion of the edge of the notepad from which the editor takes his paper can be seen. Additionally, an arrow pointing to the F in +1F595 can be seen, and the word "Unicode" at its tail. An attempt to recreate the scenario in the wiki's moderate text editor has been made, but it is not perfect.

Mins 11/27/17

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Nj, parents bought dinner
-Katie
-Thanksgiff, not enough werk
-Ian
-Friends of mom for Thanksgiff
-Ellen
-3d-printer hell
-Dez
-"Oh hey there's a mountain across the street, go climb it"
-Joe
-Drove long way, [mimes driving]
-Kate
-Greyound and also programming, two 11-y-o's quietes [Editor's note: no idea what "quietes" meant here]

COM REPS
-Shit games taught me
-Sausages have parity that's hard to change
-Variant of Catan with oil, global warming can happen and make everyone lose
-The UN will pay you for global warming
-If there's a world-ravaging plague and you fuck up, the UN will pay you *more* $$
-Pop Occultism
-A new outlook doesn't bring new friends; just misery and user questions
-Booth
-Design mtgs in Wean

OLD BIZ
-Thing: Bork [aaaaaa]

NEW BIZ
-Greyhound Cryptids
-Document the horrible urbanist absurdist fiction that is the Greyhound Bus station
-Bork in Greyhound hell
-THEME SONG: Alice Isn't Dead theme
-Passed!
-$9 Dez [Satan, Lord of Graph Theory]
-Motion to allocate $50
-"..... by acclimation, you little fucker"
-Standing Rules
-We're the standing rules now...
-Name <- Standing Rules!
-Standing <- Science
-Them Song <- chanted "Bill! Bill! ..."
-Theme <- Bill Nye
-Chant <- prevtheme
-Bill Nye the Science Guy <- Neil Degrasse Tyson, Science Bison
-Passed
-$2 Tim ["me... for now"]
-Slippery Slope Com
-Having official things for all the coms is a very fun diversion
-Theme <- Mario Slide theme
-Purp <- ???
-Theme of Warcriminal Assoc <- God Bless America
-Mascot <- Fursona unicode
-Soundfont <- Mario 64 ↓
-Name <- Dez's middle finger 21:52, 15 January 2018 (EST)[[User:Dhreed|Dez]] ([[User talk:Dhreed|talk]]) +1F595
-Passed by "everyone flipped me off"
-$4 Bork [DC vs Heller, dangerous precedent]

Minutes20171127

2018-01-16T02:50:57Z

Dhreed:

NOTE: Minutes from 2017-10-30 to 2017-12-03 were written by hand. What is posted here is a transcription; the originals will be placed in the KGB archive. Some editor's notes from [[Dhreed|Dez]] have been included. Handwritten format has been preserved to the best of the editor's ability. Name spellings/name changes have been updated to recent preference as of time of transcription.

Editor's Note for the 11/27 minutes: the phrase "little fucker" is underlined four or five times in the original version. The phrase "Old" appears in the left margin before "OLD BIZ", and the word "NEW" has been scratched out where the "OLD" should have been. On the back side of the paper, towards the top right, a pencil rubbing of a portion of the edge of the notepad from which the editor takes his paper can be seen. Additionally, an arrow pointing to the F in +1F595 can be seen, and the word "Unicode" at its tail. An attempt to recreate the scenario in the wiki's moderate text editor has been made, but it is not perfect.

Mins 11/27/17

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Nj, parents bought dinner
-Katie
-Thanksgiff, not enough werk
-Ian
-Friends of mom for Thanksgiff
-Ellen
-3d-printer hell
-Dez
-"Oh hey there's a mountain across the street, go climb it"
-Joe
-Drove long way, [mimes driving]
-Kate
-Greyound and also programming, two 11-y-o's quietes [Editor's note: no idea what "quietes" meant here]

COM REPS
-Shit games taught me
-Sausages have parity that's hard to change
-Variant of Catan with oil, global warming can happen and make everyone lose
-The UN will pay you for global warming
-If there's a world-ravaging plague and you fuck up, the UN will pay you *more* $$
-Pop Occultism
-A new outlook doesn't bring new friends; just misery and user questions
-Booth
-Design mtgs in Wean

OLD BIZ
-Thing: Bork [aaaaaa]

NEW BIZ
-Greyhound Cryptids
-Document the horrible urbanist absurdist fiction that is the Greyhound Bus station
-Bork in Greyhound hell
-THEME SONG: Alice Isn't Dead theme
-Passed!
-$9 Dez [Satan, Lord of Graph Theory]
-Motion to allocate $50
-"..... by acclimation, you little fucker"
-Standing Rules
-We're the standing rules now...
-Name <- Standing Rules!
-Standing <- Science
-Them Song <- chanted "Bill! Bill! ..."
-Theme <- Bill Nye
-Chant <- prevtheme
-Bill Nye the Science Guy <- Neil Degrasse Tyson, Science Bison
-Passed
-$2 Tim ["me... for now"]
-Slippery Slope Com
-Having official things for all the coms is a very fun diversion
-Theme <- Mario Slide theme
-Purp <- ???
-Theme of Warcriminal Assoc <- God Bless America
-Mascot <- Fursona unicode
-Soundfont <- Mario 64 ↓
-Name <- Dez's middle finger 21:48, 15 January 2018 (EST)~~ +1F595
-Passed by "everyone flipped me off"
-$4 Bork [DC vs Heller, dangerous precedent]

Minutes20171127

2018-01-16T02:50:38Z

Dhreed:

NOTE: Minutes from 2017-10-30 to 2017-12-03 were written by hand. What is posted here is a transcription; the originals will be placed in the KGB archive. Some editor's notes from [[Dhreed|Dez]] have been included. Handwritten format has been preserved to the best of the editor's ability. Name spellings/name changes have been updated to recent preference as of time of transcription.

Editor's Note for the 11/27 minutes: the phrase "little fucker" is underlined four or five times in the original version. The phrase "Old" appears in the left margin before "OLD BIZ", and the word "NEW" has been scratched out where the "OLD" should have been. On the back side of the paper, towards the top right, a pencil rubbing of a portion of the edge of the notepad from which the editor takes his paper can be seen. Additionally, an arrow pointing to the F in +1F595 can be seen, and the word "Unicode" at its tail. An attempt to recreate the scenario in the wiki's moderate text editor has been made, but it is not perfect.

Mins 11/27/17

OFF REPS
-Dylan
-Nj, parents bought dinner
-Katie
-Thanksgiff, not enough werk
-Ian
-Friends of mom for Thanksgiff
-Ellen
-3d-printer hell
-Dez
-"Oh hey there's a mountain across the street, go climb it"
-Joe
-Drove long way, [mimes driving]
-Kate
-Greyound and also programming, two 11-y-o's quietes [Editor's note: no idea what "quietes" meant here]

COM REPS
-Shit games taught me
-Sausages have parity that's hard to change
-Variant of Catan with oil, global warming can happen and make everyone lose
-The UN will pay you for global warming
-If there's a world-ravaging plague and you fuck up, the UN will pay you *more* $$
-Pop Occultism
-A new outlook doesn't bring new friends; just misery and user questions
-Booth
-Design mtgs in Wean

OLD BIZ
-Thing: Bork [aaaaaa]

NEW BIZ
-Greyhound Cryptids
-Document the horrible urbanist absurdist fiction that is the Greyhound Bus station
-Bork in Greyhound hell
-THEME SONG: Alice Isn't Dead theme
-Passed!
-$9 Dez [Satan, Lord of Graph Theory]
-Motion to allocate $50
-"..... by acclimation, you little fucker"
-Standing Rules
-We're the standing rules now...
-Name <- Standing Rules!
-Standing <- Science
-Them Song <- chanted "Bill! Bill! ..."
-Theme <- Bill Nye
-Chant <- prevtheme
-Bill Nye the Science Guy <- Neil Degrasse Tyson, Science Bison
-Passed
-$2 Tim ["me... for now"]
-Slippery Slope Com
-Having official things for all the coms is a very fun diversion
-Theme <- Mario Slide theme
-Purp <- ???
-Theme of Warcriminal Assoc <- God Bless America
-Mascot <- Fursona unicode
-Soundfont <- Mario 64 ↓
-Name <- Dez's middle finger 21:48, 15 January 2018 (EST)~~ +1F595
-Passed by "everyone flipped me off"
-$4 Bork [DC vs Heller, dangerous precedent]