https://wiki.cmukgb.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Drquuxum 2026-05-29T15:11:20Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Drquuxum/Sandbox&diff=3928 2009-12-08T17:43:24Z

<p>Drquuxum: MY CREATION!</p> <hr /> <div>Quuxum's Sandbox. WTF are you doing here?</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Talk:Introduce_yourself&diff=3677 2009-03-16T17:33:09Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>Perhaps people can introduce themselves here. Don't forget your four tildes!<br /> <br /> I'm Quuxum, I was a CS/Math Major, I'm from the NHT (dawg) and I work at Pitt. [[User:Drquuxum|Drquuxum]] 13:32, 16 March 2009 (EDT)</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Talk:Introduce_yourself&diff=3676 2009-03-16T17:32:32Z

<p>Drquuxum: Creation of the Introduce Yourself Talk Page.</p> <hr /> <div>I'm Quuxum, I was a CS/Math Major, I'm from the NHT (dawg) and I work at Pitt. [[User:Drquuxum|Drquuxum]] 13:32, 16 March 2009 (EDT)</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20081117&diff=3590 2008-12-04T13:17:03Z

<p>Drquuxum: /* Om-nom-nom-Dom-zomg-com */</p> <hr /> <div>=Officer Reports=<br /> <br /> The Rec Sec tried to guess officer reports before they happened. Lets see how good he was...<br /> <br /> ==Jared==<br /> <br /> Guess: I have a report. Something about a weekend. Something about robots. <br /> <br /> Actual: Big goofy grin all the time. Home on Saturday. Gone for the WHOLE WEEK! Playing through star-con two. Race called the Unga makes jokes. Such as &quot;What do you get when you cross * * and *. Something groanable. Saluted for it.<br /> <br /> ==Glisson==<br /> <br /> ===New People===<br /> None So did Richard instead.<br /> <br /> ===Report===<br /> Guess: Something about a weekend. Something about his frat(s).<br /> <br /> Actual: Weekend. Really good play at Prunel, Into the Woods. Made pie.<br /> <br /> ==Carolyn==<br /> <br /> Guess: Something about a weekend. Something about the EVENT. (KGB Klassic! Chiptunes! Retro Videogames! C-club)<br /> <br /> Actual: No room on table. Event! KGB Klassic with C-Club! Wean Hall! Had two weekends with a conference. Presented a paper and didn't explode.<br /> <br /> ==Nicole==<br /> <br /> Guess: Something about a weekend. Something about not dancing.<br /> <br /> Actual: Questionably safe. Met rnathan. She was like &quot;Natale&quot;. Nicole was like &quot;No...&quot;. DS! Go on Saturday! Submit to Pravda! <br /> <br /> ==Drew==<br /> <br /> Guess: Something about a weekend. Something about guessing reports BEFORE THEY HAPPEN. Something about how meta this is. <br /> <br /> Actual: Trying to guess his own reports. Better at some than others. Good at his own, even talking about the meta-ness about this. But forgot to talk about his weekend.<br /> <br /> ==Laura==<br /> <br /> Guess: Something about a kernel. Argh blargh!<br /> <br /> Actual: Trying to contradict me. But &quot;aaaaaaaaaah&quot;. Kernel! Over! End of &quot;ahhh OS death reports&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Liz==<br /> <br /> Guess: Something about a weekend. Something about a boy.<br /> <br /> Weekend: Weekend. Lots of time doing nothing. Little time watching steelers game. Homeworkdeath. Haha.<br /> <br /> =Committees=<br /> <br /> ==Steelers==<br /> When you score in football... (you score in real life).<br /> Number Theory. When you score, you get 2 points, 3 points, 6 (+0-2) points.<br /> Games cannot end 1-0.<br /> Number Theory wankers can work out what scores are more popular than others.<br /> 11-10 is unlikely, but possible. And it happened. But it had never happened before. I 12837 games.<br /> Almost ended (17-19)-10, but the Refs suck at life.<br /> So if you get asked &quot;Who was the first team to win by a score of 11-10?&quot;, answer &quot;What are the Pittsburgh Steelers&quot;.<br /> Line for the game was 4 points. Steelers should've won by more than 4. People lost 66 million dollars because of this.<br /> Shawn is happy because he got a rare score.<br /> Steelers have won 7 games now.<br /> <br /> ==Pop Occultism==<br /> In honor of this weeks event: Reference to old KGB events edition<br /> <br /> Every Day in your life is a special occasion: Remembers freshman orientation<br /> <br /> Thrilling time is in store for you: Remembers freshman orientation -- as a senior.<br /> <br /> Your ability to help others may not be seen by all: Remembers the first time he helped with booth<br /> <br /> Talent is a flame, genius is a fire: Don't talk about that event anymore<br /> <br /> Except your Independence and use it wisely: Remembers the first useless person auction<br /> <br /> Future is whatever you make of it, so make it a good one: Remembers next year's useless person auction<br /> <br /> Romance is likely strike up a conversation: No punctuation. Read it as &quot;Romance is likely strike, up a conversation&quot; So like &quot;Hey you are cute. Pow. Now lets talk about our relationship&quot;.<br /> <br /> Cooking is easy. Good taste is hard. That is why you call takeout. Remembers KGB iron chef. (Did we really? Five years ago. People in Roselawn 7. People in Roselawn 5 or 6. Took over both kitchens, had a video camera. Ready to stream it. Teki was doing color commentary. Theme was &quot;frosting&quot; Should do it again, but with something like Giant Squid.)<br /> <br /> ==Nethack==<br /> The kernel deadline hits. You die. The late days around your neck begin to glow. You feel much better.<br /> <br /> ==ITR==<br /> This saturday! 10PM! Norm place!<br /> <br /> ==Committee to treat KGB as a groundhog for winter==<br /> <br /> Sad the window is closed. Had cool report planned.<br /> <br /> ==ESG==<br /> <br /> Mstevens on Daoism.<br /> <br /> ==Committee to not burn down Roselawn 7==<br /> RA gave them cupcakes.<br /> <br /> ==BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH==<br /> <br /> Theme: 2000 Leagues Under the Sea<br /> <br /> ==Drew the Porn King==<br /> Dannel was like &quot;blah blah blah&quot; and Drew was like &quot;hahaha I'm the RecSec I'm not writing this down&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Om-nom-nom-Dom-zomg-com==<br /> Art students met Lea yet?<br /> <br /> ==Advancement of Tentacled Preachers==<br /> Awesome steam-punk giant squids.<br /> <br /> ==Boooth==<br /> Concept art for steam-punk giant squid.<br /> <br /> =Old Business=<br /> <br /> Jared has it. Confused that apartment was ON FIRE! and so doesn't have it. <br /> <br /> Steam-punk squid is not his fault.<br /> <br /> =New Business=<br /> <br /> ==$50 for Event==<br /> Passed by acclamation<br /> <br /> ==Glisson Fails==<br /> <br /> ==$100 for Puzzle Hunt==<br /> We went over. Actual serious vote. Our budget can covert it, but still want to ask.<br /> Did a vote. It passed with lots of hands.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the Fourier Committee==<br /> To Figure out the frequency components of EVERYTHING<br /> <br /> Proof of fact, too large fit in margin.<br /> <br /> Pronounced Euler, not Euler.<br /> <br /> Euler... with mayonnaise? with mayonnaise? with mayonnaise?<br /> <br /> Require a cosiner?<br /> <br /> Getting off on a tangent. Lets fix this.<br /> <br /> In Favor: Falcon punch Shawn.<br /> <br /> Opposed: Make a non-math joke.<br /> <br /> Abstaining: Steam-punk porno squid.<br /> <br /> $6 to Ammaresc. Ammaresc and Alan to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the Musical Committee==<br /> To propagate music and one really awful pun.<br /> <br /> Call the question -- no?<br /> <br /> Likes to eat at the highlander/everything free at the highlander/I like to eat at the highlander/but it makes me sick. (Westwing Story)<br /> <br /> Tell me more tell me more...<br /> <br /> Sad Almond isn't here.<br /> <br /> Long long time ago in a kernel far away.<br /> <br /> Feel geeky, or so geeky.<br /> <br /> CALL THE QUESTION<br /> <br /> In Favor: Sing<br /> <br /> Favor: Punch the singers<br /> <br /> Abstain: ABSTAIN SO HARD YOU CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE<br /> <br /> Passes: $25 to Paul. Paul and one other person to chair<br /> <br /> &quot;Who will be your chair?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Myself and one other person.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Build Giant Squid out of EVERYTHING==<br /> Propose: Crochet squid. Steam punk squid. Continue the trend.<br /> <br /> Booth: Approves<br /> <br /> Tentacled Preaches: Hell Yeah.<br /> <br /> Everything? Yes everything! Even babies! 400 babies! Powerthist says we need more. How many more? OVER NINE THOUSAND.<br /> <br /> ITS A TRAP<br /> <br /> Giant squid made out of more giant squid? Yes!<br /> <br /> Pop Occultism: When you can't naturally feel upbeat, act like you are made of giant squid / your intelligence is something to be admired in giant squid.<br /> <br /> 400 pounds of jello, 3 cats, 2 dogs. 1 parakeet (and a partridge in a pair tree).<br /> <br /> In Favor: Something<br /> <br /> Opposed: Something<br /> <br /> Abstain: Something<br /> <br /> $10 to Pmellot. Pmellot Dave and Glisson to chair. <br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the KGB Iron Chef Committee==<br /> Purpose: Potential delicious food.<br /> <br /> Culinary committee fully approves.<br /> <br /> Misappropriated giant squid approves.<br /> <br /> Not sure if it is tasty, not sure it is non-toxic, but good idea. <br /> <br /> Secret Ingredient: Your opponent.<br /> <br /> Hope you make good food more often not good food.<br /> <br /> In Favor: Food<br /> <br /> Opposed: Toxic food (Caesar salad with Mayonnaises)<br /> <br /> Abstain: BAKING SODA<br /> <br /> Passes: $5 to Drew. Alan, Paul, Greta and Drew to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create a hug a stressed out student committee==<br /> Best idea yet.<br /> <br /> Request report from 251 torture committee<br /> <br /> 251 torture is not TAing 251, because of OS.<br /> <br /> In Favor: Kickboxing.<br /> <br /> Opposed: Hug the nearest stressed-out student.<br /> <br /> Abstain: Porno-squid.<br /> <br /> $9 to ZSparks -- Zsparks and all the other stressed out students to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the &quot;My female exec brings all the boys to the yard&quot;==<br /> Purpose: To remind the guys how hot they (female exec) are.<br /> <br /> Can one of them make zsparks a milkshake?<br /> <br /> Type-theory bar jokes: &quot;How hot are you?&quot; Answer: &quot;too hot for you&quot;.<br /> <br /> Why are you hot?<br /> <br /> In Favor: Compliment Female Exec.<br /> <br /> Opposed: Be imposing.<br /> <br /> Abstaining: Do a dance.<br /> <br /> $7 to Dr Quxuum. Female members of exec, whoever they are at the time. And Jared during Halloween party.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the &quot;No really, I have a life&quot;==<br /> Bring to KGB proof that, No really, I really do have a life. Saw a Death Knight hit eighty. 25 levels since Thursday. Shawn has a life.<br /> <br /> Fact that someone has a larger negative number doesn't mean you don't have a negative number.<br /> <br /> Changed to &quot;I have more of a life than somebody&quot;.<br /> <br /> Lost a life from OS. Needs 99 more coins.<br /> <br /> In Favor: Fill up your life meters.<br /> <br /> Opposed: Wop on three.<br /> <br /> Abstaining: Foop on three.<br /> <br /> $2 to Shawn. Shawn and whoever has an interesting life that they have more of a life than someone else by the end of the week.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to Transform Exec into one Giant Squid==<br /> Jared never heard that motion, or any seconds.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the Lolgorithm committee==<br /> I'm in your map, doing your exponent.<br /> <br /> Use euclidean algorithm.<br /> <br /> Natural Lol or no? Lol based ten.<br /> <br /> Linear time?<br /> <br /> Can I has semi-humor math joke?<br /> <br /> That was baseless...<br /> <br /> I which I were your derivative so I could measure the change in you relevant to the x-value.<br /> <br /> Convinced friend that was uninterested in math that calc can be used compare Women's physiques. He became a math major.<br /> <br /> Some Math Majors and CS Majors are not properly integrated with society.<br /> <br /> In Favor: Internet meme to to algorithm you know.<br /> <br /> Opposed: something<br /> <br /> Against: something<br /> <br /> 7 or 8 to Quxuum. Set of all Math Majors, Plus Quxuum and Shawn.<br /> <br /> =Announcements=<br /> <br /> EVENT! KGB and C-Club KClassic.<br /> <br /> =Schmucks=<br /> <br /> ESG!<br /> <br /> Crono Trigger DS!<br /> <br /> AUO next week. Free!<br /> <br /> ITR!</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Lolgorithm_Committee&diff=3589 2008-12-04T13:11:27Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>&amp;lceil;cat&amp;rceil; is watching you function.<br /> <br /> This committee is chaired by {math majors}.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Committees]][[Category:Stubs]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Lolgorithm_Committee&diff=3588 2008-12-04T13:11:16Z

<p>Drquuxum: Lolgorithms!</p> <hr /> <div>&amp;lceil;cat&amp;rceil; is watching you function.<br /> <br /> This committee is chaired by {math majors}.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Committees]][[Category:Stub]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Ghannema&diff=3579 2008-11-24T18:59:44Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>ghannema gets upset from time to time over the fact that Andrew IDs longer than eight letters are truncate. I mean, seriousl.<br /> <br /> Doo doo dee doo-doo.</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=The_Cake&diff=3578 2008-11-24T18:50:42Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: '''The Cake''' is NaOH. Category:Inside jokes</p> <hr /> <div>'''The Cake''' is NaOH.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Inside jokes]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki&diff=3577 2008-11-24T18:48:03Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>''[[Groundhog Day]]''...starring, the [[KGB]]!<br /> <br /> [[Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki|Suzuki]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Punch_Meme_Committee&diff=3576 2008-11-24T18:46:18Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Functor]]? I hardly even kno-OUCH!<br /> <br /> We think [[User:Ehohenst|ehohenst]] is responsible for this, and is usually levied against [[User:Zsparks|zsparks]] and [[User:Jokeserver|Jokeserver]].<br /> <br /> How many memes are there that are punchable? Over NINE TH'''OWWWW!'''sand.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Stubs]][[Category:Committees]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Punch_Meme_Committee&diff=3575 2008-11-24T18:45:44Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Functor]]? I hardly even kno-OUCH!<br /> <br /> We think [[User:Ehohenst|ehohenst]] is responsible for this, and is usually levied against [[User:Zsparks|zsparks]] and [[User:Jokeserver|Jokeserver]].<br /> [[Category:Stub]][[Category:Committees]]<br /> <br /> How many memes are there that are punchable? Over NINE TH'''OWWWW!'''sand.</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Punch_Meme_Committee&diff=3574 2008-11-24T18:37:53Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Functor]]? I hardly even kno-OUCH!<br /> <br /> We think [[User:Ehohenst|ehohenst]] is responsible for this, and is usually levied against [[User:Zsparks|zsparks]] and [[User:Jokeserver|Jokeserver]].<br /> [[Category:Stub]][[Category:Committees]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Punch_Meme_Committee&diff=3573 2008-11-24T18:36:39Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Functor]]? I hardly even kno-OUCH!<br /> <br /> We think [[User:ehohenst]] is responsible for this, and is usually levied against [[User:zsparks]] and [[User:bswolf]].<br /> [[Category:Stub]][[Category:Committees]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Punch_Meme_Committee&diff=3572 2008-11-24T18:36:23Z

<p>Drquuxum: Creation of the Punch-Meme Committee page</p> <hr /> <div>[[Functor]]? I hardly even kno-OUCH!<br /> We think [[User:ehohenst]] is responsible for this, and is usually levied against [[User:zsparks]] and [[User:bswolf]].<br /> [[Category:Stub]][[Category:Committees]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Functor&diff=3569 2008-11-10T17:52:37Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: With mayonnaise? category:Inside jokes</p> <hr /> <div>With [[mayonnaise]]?<br /> <br /> [[category:Inside jokes]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Mayonnaise&diff=3568 2008-11-10T17:51:30Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Functor]]?<br /> <br /> [[category:Inside jokes]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Category:Inside_jokes&diff=3567 2008-11-10T17:51:03Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>KGB, being basically a social organization, rapidly generates in-jokes. This is a place to display and explain the origin of these jokes.<br /> <br /> [[Mayonnaise]]?</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Mayonnaise&diff=3566 2008-11-10T17:48:39Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: Functor? category:Inside jokes</p> <hr /> <div>Functor?<br /> <br /> [[category:Inside jokes]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Category:Inside_jokes&diff=3565 2008-11-10T17:47:04Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>KGB, being basically a social organization, rapidly generates in-jokes. This is a place to display and explain the origin of these jokes.<br /> <br /> Mayonnaise?</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Dbesse&diff=3541 2008-10-02T02:34:04Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>Drew Besse does not look like a duck, walk like a duck, or quack like a duck.<br /> All three of which, however, can be changed for the right price.<br /> <br /> He is also certainly not the 35th President of the United States.<br /> <br /> <br /> Officer Dossier:<br /> <br /> Recording Secretary, 2008-2009:<br /> <br /> From the lush and fragrant jungles of upstate New York, Drew enjoys solving real,<br /> complex, rational and irrational puzzles, recalculating pi, and remote-defusing<br /> bombs. He may or may not have or be an evil twin.<br /> <br /> If you give Drew a banana, he just might look the other way for a minute, permitting<br /> you to slip out of the viewfinder of his Great Space Laser. <br /> <br /> Drew has been to the past and the future and back, but they left him cold, so he has<br /> elected to remain temporally stable for the time being. He has yet to travel<br /> off-planet, since his imperfect eyesight prevents him from legally attaining<br /> astronaut status, but the thought of how much more mischief he could do in zero-G<br /> has him drawing up blueprints for a spaceship shaped like a bowl of tangerines.<br /> <br /> Written by: [[User:Ntr|ntr]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Csawyer|csawyer]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Recording Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2008 Officers|2008-2009]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$NEW_RECSEC}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Officers]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Get_Board_Get_Carded&diff=3534 2008-09-25T16:16:46Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>A semesterly event, Get Board, Get Carded is [[KGB]]'s gaming night. Members are encouraged to bring along their board and card games and while the hours away.<br /> <br /> More often than not, our members get wood for sheep at this event.<br /> <br /> [[category:Events]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Henry_Hornbostel&diff=3533 2008-09-25T16:09:40Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>If you live in [[CFA]], '''Henry Hornbostel''' is your god.<br /> [[Category:Stubs]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Henry_Hornbostel&diff=3532 2008-09-25T16:07:47Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: If you live in CFA, '''Henry Hornbostel''' is your god. Category:Stub</p> <hr /> <div>If you live in [[CFA]], '''Henry Hornbostel''' is your god.<br /> [[Category:Stub]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MicroEvan&diff=3531 2008-09-22T22:57:42Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''MicroEvan''' (&amp;micro;E) is the standard for penis measurement, as compared to that of [[User:edanaher|Evan]]. Anyone who claims a '''milliEvan''' &gt;= 1.0 is a [[User:Aij|goddamn liar]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Evan]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MicroEvan&diff=3530 2008-09-22T22:56:54Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''MicroEvan''' (&amp;micro;E) is the standard for penis measurement, as compared to that of [[User:edanaher|Evan]]. Anyone who claims a '''milliEvan''' &gt;= 1.0 is a [[User:Ivan|goddamn liar]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Evan]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MicroEvan&diff=3529 2008-09-22T22:55:42Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''MicroEvan''' (&amp;micro;E) is the standard for penis measurement, as compared to that of [[edanaher|Evan]]. Anyone who claims a '''milliEvan''' &gt;= 1.0 is a [[User:Ivan|goddamn liar]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Evan]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MicroEvan&diff=3528 2008-09-22T22:54:29Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: '''MicroEvan''' is the standard for penis measurement, as compared to that of Evan. Anyone who claims a '''millievan''' &gt;= 1.0 is a goddamn liar. [[Category:Ev...</p> <hr /> <div>'''MicroEvan''' is the standard for penis measurement, as compared to that of [[edanaher|Evan]]. Anyone who claims a '''millievan''' &gt;= 1.0 is a [[User:Ivan|goddamn liar]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Evan]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Freedom_of_Information_Committee&diff=3524 2008-09-16T19:15:46Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Creidieki]] has something to do with this [[committee]].<br /> {{stub}}<br /> [[Category:Committees]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Quuxum&diff=3523 2008-09-16T19:13:59Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''G. Gollinger''' (born 27 April 1978), alias '''greg4''', alias '''DrQuuxum''', is a [[KGB]] member of dubious standing since June 2004. He was introduced to the KGB after a lunch [[heisendate]] with [[Jcipa]].<br /> <br /> Quuxum, despite his usual handle, does not have a doctoral degree. He holds a BS ''Cum Laude'' from [http://www.westminster.edu Westminster College] in Computer Science and Mathematics.<br /> <br /> He has been employed as a systems analyst for the [[University of Pittsburgh]] since 2000. He briefly worked in the [[Cathedral of Learning|Phallus of Ignorance]] helping to create a computer lab image, but was soon shipped to be the system administrator of the departments of Physics &amp; Astronomy and Geology &amp; Planetary Science. He dropped Geology in May 2001 and has been solely in Physics &amp; Astronomy ever since.<br /> <br /> As Quuxum is not a [[student activities fee]]-paying member, he is disqualified from holding an [[exec]] position. However, he has frequently contributed resources (usually his car) for many [[KGB]] activities.<br /> <br /> Quuxum owns several committees, including the [[Gratuitous Obscenity Committee]], the [[Ministry of Llama Control]], the [[Zombie Feynman Committee]], the [[Committee To Find or Build a Fucking Theremin]] (with [[gwillen]]), the [[Commitee To Find or Build Glisson a Fish]], [[OMNOMNOMDOMZOMGCOM]], the [[Committee To Suggest Trebuchet Targets]], the [[Committee To Secretly Replace Luke Ravenstahl with jcreed]], and the aptly-named [[Committee To Get DrQuuxum To Buy More Committees To Get Us More Money]].</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Ministry_of_Llama_Control&diff=3522 2008-09-16T19:13:09Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>Have you ever seen a [[llama]] run through a [[KGB]] meeting? If you have, then either you are on some [[hallucinogen]] or you were at a meeting prior to the creation of this Ministry (and it was [[pfriedma]]'s [[pfault]]).<br /> <br /> No [[llamas]] have interrupted the goings-on of The Glorious Proletarian Party since the creation of this Ministry. However, there have been rumours of the [[Drama Llama]] attempting to rear its ugly head. Rest assured, this Ministry shall take whatever measures necessary and proper to prevent the [[Drama Llama]] from appearing at meetings.<br /> <br /> This Ministry is currently chaired by [[User:Drquuxum]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Committees]], [[Category:Ministries]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Ministry_of_Llama_Control&diff=3521 2008-09-16T19:12:51Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>Have you ever seen a [[llama]] run through a [[KGB]] meeting? If you have, then either you are on some [[hallucinogen]] or you were at a meeting prior to the creation of this Ministry (and it was [[pfriedma]]'s [[pfault]]).<br /> <br /> No [[llamas]] have interrupted the goings-on of The Glorious Proletarian Party since the creation of this Ministry. However, there have been rumours of the [[Drama Llama]] attempting to rear its ugly head. Rest assured, this Ministry shall take whatever measures necessary and proper to prevent the [[Drama Llama]] from appearing at meetings.<br /> <br /> This Ministry is currently chaired by [[Drquuxum]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Committees]], [[Category:Ministries]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Category:Evan&diff=3520 2008-09-16T19:10:16Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: Evan is the greatest single earthly manifestation ever begotten.</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:edanaher|Evan]] is the greatest single earthly manifestation ever begotten.</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Edanaher&diff=3519 2008-09-16T19:09:11Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>edanaher can be e-mailed at, amazingly, edanaher@andrew.cmu.edu<br /> <br /> The following is true.<br /> <br /> Evan is, of course, a [[Birds|bird]]. But what is a bird? We just don't know. The best guesses of some of the greatest minds of our time suggest that birds may in fact be ethereal beings of another dimension, sent to observe our strange Earth customs. When Evan comes around, make sure to engage in the typical Earth practice of standing on your head to better understand the passing of the bus, continually check your watch for excess cake you can save for the party later than night, and extol loudly the virtues of the city of Glasgow in comparison to Edinburgh. In this way, we can make sure that Evan's reports to his supreme bird overlords are complete and accurate to the finest detail.<br /> <br /> Also, Evan doesn't post minutes. The minutes post themselves after Evan stares them down.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Cryptozoology]][[Category:Evan]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=NP-Evan&diff=3518 2008-09-16T19:08:40Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''NP-Evan''' was formerly known as '''NP-Hard'''. It was given its new name because nothing is harder than [[User:edanaher|Evan]].<br /> [[Category:Evan]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=NP-Evan&diff=3517 2008-09-16T19:06:40Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''NP-Evan''' was formerly known as '''NP-Hard'''. It was given its new name because nothing is harder than [[User:edanaher|Evan]].</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Labbott&diff=3516 2008-09-16T19:06:08Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>labbott does not actually exist. This is a vicious lie created to confuse people. At one time or another, there may have existed an labbott but deciding membership in the set labbott is [[NP-Evan|NP-Hard]], requires more energy than there actually exists in the universe and void where prohibited by law. The closest things that can be said to resemble an labbott may include but are not limited to: a leather whip, complaints, Voodoo Priestesses and the color $\phi$<br /> <br /> You can also consider this my personal ad. Because KGB totally needs to create a dating service of sorts.<br /> <br /> <br /> Officer Dossier:<br /> <br /> Treasurer, 2008-2009:<br /> <br /> It is common knowledge and no secret at all that Laura is a dominatrix. Why wouldn't<br /> she be? She is pretty tall. Hence, if you throw rolled coins at her during a<br /> meeting, there will be consequences. And you'd better hope they didn't strike her.<br /> She just might have to reprogram your hardware, if you know what I mean.<br /> <br /> In her spare time, she teaches her kitten chorus popular songs and uploads the<br /> results to the Internet, where they have become an overnight sensation. Their first<br /> album has gone platinum in Germany, but then again, what hasn't? <br /> <br /> She was the first KGB member to fly solo around the world, but says nothing of the<br /> three months during which she disappeared in the Pacific without a trace, or her<br /> cameo appearance on TV's &quot;Love Boat.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Ehohenst|ehohenst]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Treasurer]]<br /> |years=[[2008 Officers|2008-2009]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$NEW_TREASURER}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Officers]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=NP-Evan&diff=3515 2008-09-16T19:05:21Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''NP-Evan''' was formerly known as '''NP-Hard'''. However, nothing is harder than [[User:edanaher|Evan]].</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=NP-Evan&diff=3514 2008-09-16T19:04:58Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''NP-Evan''' was formerly known as '''NP-Hard'''. However, nothing is harder than {{Evan}}.</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=NP-Evan&diff=3513 2008-09-16T19:04:46Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''NP-Evan''' was formerly known as '''NP-Hard'''. However, nothing is harder than {{Evan|User:edanaher}}.</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=NP-Evan&diff=3512 2008-09-16T19:04:08Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: '''NP-Evan''' was formerly known as '''NP-Hard'''. However, nothing is harder than {{User:edanaher|Evan}}.</p> <hr /> <div>'''NP-Evan''' was formerly known as '''NP-Hard'''. However, nothing is harder than {{User:edanaher|Evan}}.</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Tepper_School_of_Serious_Business&diff=3510 2008-09-16T13:17:37Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>{{stub}}<br /> '''Tepper School of Business''' is the place where we round up all of the dirty [[Capitalists]] and quarantine them.</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Tepper_School_of_Business&diff=3509 2008-09-16T13:17:17Z

<p>Drquuxum: Redirecting to Tepper School of Serious Business</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Tepper School of Serious Business]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Tepper_School_of_Serious_Business&diff=3508 2008-09-16T13:15:32Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: '''Tepper School of Business''' is the place where we round up all of the dirty Capitalists and quarantine them.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Tepper School of Business''' is the place where we round up all of the dirty [[Capitalists]] and quarantine them.</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kraus_Campo&diff=3507 2008-09-16T13:14:37Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Kraus Campo''' is a piece of [[random art on campus]] that sits atop the Posner Center (between [[Tepper School of Serious Business]] and [[CFA]])...because putting large shrubberies and a heavy piece of numeric tile on top of thousands of ancient tomes is a [[good idea]].</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kraus_Campo&diff=3506 2008-09-16T13:13:58Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Kraus Campo''' is a piece of [[random art on campus]] that sits atop the Posner Center (between [[Tepper School of Business]] and [[CFA]])...because putting large shrubberies and a heavy piece of numeric tile on top of thousands of ancient tomes is a [[good idea]].</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Random_Art_on_Campus&diff=3505 2008-09-16T13:12:13Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>Any of several pieces of &quot;art&quot; which inexplicaply pop up on CMU property. They include, but are not limited to:<br /> <br /> * [[Walking to the Sky]]<br /> * [[Kraus Campo]]<br /> * [[Mao Yisheng]]<br /> * The [[orange thing]] in front of [[Wean]]<br /> * The ... &quot;body&quot; beads near DH.<br /> * [[Translocation]]<br /> * [[Hate Kills]]<br /> <br /> The phrase is also used by KGB members to refer to mysterious things that KGB members have nothing to do with, such as giant penguins on the roof of Wean, or thrones in the middle of the cut.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Campus features]]<br /> [[Category:Inside jokes]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kraus_Campo&diff=3504 2008-09-16T13:11:59Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: '''Kraus Campo''' is a piece of random art on campus that sits atop the Posner Center...because putting large shrubberies and a heavy piece of numeric tile on top of thousands of ancie...</p> <hr /> <div>'''Kraus Campo''' is a piece of [[random art on campus]] that sits atop the Posner Center...because putting large shrubberies and a heavy piece of numeric tile on top of thousands of ancient tomes is a [[good idea]].</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Committee_To_Postulate_What_The_World_Would_Be_Like_If_Instead_Of_Air_We_Had_Em_Wrapped_In_Bacon&diff=3503 2008-09-16T13:01:44Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>{{stub}}<br /> This has something to do with [[User:Eleather|Em]] being wrapped in bacon. This never really got off the ground, considering that bacon is usually not considered currency.<br /> [[Category:Committees]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Committee_To_Postulate_What_The_World_Would_Be_Like_If_Instead_Of_Air_We_Had_Em_Wrapped_In_Bacon&diff=3502 2008-09-16T13:01:33Z

<p>Drquuxum: </p> <hr /> <div>{{stub}}<br /> This has something to do with [[User:Eleather||Em]] being wrapped in bacon. This never really got off the ground, considering that bacon is usually not considered currency.<br /> [[Category:Committees]]</div>

Drquuxum https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Committee_To_Postulate_What_The_World_Would_Be_Like_If_Instead_Of_Air_We_Had_Em_Wrapped_In_Bacon&diff=3501 2008-09-16T12:59:48Z

<p>Drquuxum: New page: {{stub}} Category:Committees</p> <hr /> <div>{{stub}}<br /> [[Category:Committees]]</div>

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