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2018-08-16T17:59:38Z

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<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

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Mfy

2018-08-16T17:53:14Z

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'''Mitchell Yang'''

==Officer Dossiers:==

===S@A, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: TA Trolling Ability

Mitchell trains to protect the President by carrying stuff to and from events. You can find Mitchell sitting atop the pile of nerf darts he has collected from failed assassination attempts.

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Jpdoyle

2018-08-16T17:47:25Z

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'''Joe Doyle''' is treasurer 4 life. He also didn't embezzle too much. Probably.

Joe is a frighteningly intelligent individual. He also possesses a light-up hat, which is probably more important.
He speaks for the [[Shadow Corporation]], which definitely isn't a world conspiracy or anything.

===Officer Dossiers:===

===Treasurer, 2017-2018===
The only P-zombie, Joe Doyle looks and behaves like a thinking feeling monad, but is actually just a sophisticated automaton with no free will or consciousness. He has assured us that the rest of us are real monads though, so that’s a relief.
Joe is very well programmed at acting in such a way as to resemble a Treasurer. He is in charge of managing our funds, and lightly sautéing the books.

====Treasurer, 2016-2017====
Joe is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy] of the KGB. While this isn’t meant to suggest no one else on exec is smart, Joe really shows it in everything he does. He takes care of our money and probably doesn’t embezzle.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GadgeteerGenius Gadgeteer Genius]: Joe plays with robots! He taught a StuCo on it, and he worked at iRobot after his freshman year. Consequently, he has an [[Army of Roombas]].

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadOracle Mad Oracle]: Maybe it’s the hermit beard. Maybe it’s the fact that he seems to know more about KGB than the Old Folks. Maybe it’s the mischievous twinkle in his eye. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trickster Trickster]: Let’s be real. We all know Joe is a shitposting trashlord.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Aren

2018-08-16T17:26:37Z

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'''Aren Davey'''

==Officer Dossiers:==

===Treasurer, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: “Not Being a Weaboo”

As treasurer, Aren is the person at whom we throw our money. You can find Aren photoshopping memes into our facebook event images.

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Janny

2018-08-16T17:04:30Z

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'''Janny Mongkolsupawan'''

==Officer Dossiers:==

===RecSec, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: Unexpected Dirty Jokes

Janny writes down all the awful things we say and files them away for the benefit of future generations. You can find Janny "studying."

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Kate

2018-08-16T17:00:55Z

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'''Kate Krakopolsky'''. One of our genuine Russian speakers. Please contact Komrade Krakopolsky about any messages that need to be sent regarding the revolution.

==Officer Dossiers==

===2VP, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: Arm Recovery

Kate is a Real Russian, lending our organization a semblance of credibility. You can find Kate at Giant Eagle picking out terrible drinks for our events.

===S@A, 2017-2018===
Kate is Russian, which is important because it means her complicity in our organization makes it okay that we joke about being a very real and morally questionable Russian secret police force.
Kate is a pillar of calm amid the turbulent waters of the rest of execs’ breakneck rock and roll lifestyles. If you look into her eyes, you will see a calm understanding that can only come from years of world weariness born with the tenacity of a soldier, and the grace of a last ruling monarch holding a fractured kingdom together through a decades long calamity. Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken.
Kate is the Sergeant at Arms. She transports stuff.
*It is also her duty to put her life on the line at a second’s notice to defend the president against deadly assassination attempts. She would gladly die for him.

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Rin

2018-08-16T16:48:59Z

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'''Rin Fair''', also known as Rinaissance Fair, is a multi-colored unicorn who likes to sit quietly at the back of [[KGB]] [[Meetings]] and listen to other people make funny jokes. After becoming an officer, she instead began to sit quietly at the front of KGB Meetings and listen to other people make funny jokes.

She is the Editor-in-Chef of [[readme]] and a [[booth]] chair (see [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]).

===Officer Dossiers:===

===1VP, 2017-2018===
Katie is the epitome of red oni, her emotional landscape a vast burning sun of cuddling and cuteness that would likely incinerate other mortals through its sheer intensity; but to her is homeostasis. She is an aficionado of musical theatre, and a patron of the arts. She really likes Sky High, but we can forgive her for that.
Katie is the Vice President, and potentially the reason you’re here. Though shy, through attrition she is able to draw unsuspecting friends into her interests and social circles over the course of months, years, and decades. When she has marked you , your fate will lead you to her domain. She is like Davey Jones in this way. It is her most valuable asset.
She also does robots!

====CorSec, 2016-2017====
Rin is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheQuietOne The Quiet One] of the KGB. She prefers to sit and listen during GBMs and perform her officer duties in writing, distributing her Pravda? instead of actually “speaking.”
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PomPomGirl Pom Pom Girl]: Despite being usually quiet, Rin is very enthusiastic about everything. She will back your ideas and support your endeavors without actually initiating her own things.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFashionista The Fashionista]: While she’s often too lazy to appear presentable, she has strong opinions about fashion and hair and will discuss endlessly if you mention wanting to dye yours.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdorableAbomination Adorable Abomination]: She may look cute and sweet, but if you get to know her you will soon discover that she is a terrible human being. In fact, scratch that. She isn’t a real person.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Dhreed

2018-08-16T16:45:56Z

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'''Dez Reed'''

==Officer Dossiers==

===1VP, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: Poof

Dez has a backpack full of math books and all the right opinions. You can find Dez easily, thanks to his high level of identifiability.

===RecSec, 2017-2018===
Dez loves three things: Table Top RPGs, art, and literally anything philosophy that isn't unrigorous and false. At every KGB meeting we all get together to make him write down every insipid detail of our undisciplined epistemological debates, which he dutifully deletes from the minutes, like Newton’s razor sheering down the unruly beard of sentimentality-formed moralism. Nobody gives a smoother shave.

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2018 Officers

2018-08-16T16:41:57Z

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President - [[ian|Ian Griswold]]

First Vice President - [[dhreed|Dez Reed]]

Second Vice President - [[Kate|Kate Krakopolsky]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[eseeser|Ellen Seeser]]

Recording Secretary - [[Janny|Janny Mongkolsupawan]]

Treasurer - [[Aren|Aren Davey]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[mfy|Mitchell Yang]]

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Dylan

2018-08-16T16:37:27Z

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'''Dylan''' (formerly pronounced "Die-lan") is a large [[booth]] chair (see [[Octodad]], [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]) and owner of the Swear of the Week Club.

He is known for his broad shoulders, deep voice, and masterful [[Dungeon Master|DMing]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

===President, 2017-2018===
In his high school yearbook, Dylan “Booth Daddy” Vrana was voted most likely to use CRISPR to augment his body into cyborg Lichdom and hard-code a state of transcendent intelligent eudaimonia into his own brain via The Matrix running a python emulator. He has been caught muttering “damn I wish I could get my hands on more fresh teenage cerebral cortex” under his breath.
Dylan is our President and fearless leader!
Dylan plays things stoic most of the time, but when he is nervous his voice drops three octaves and his pausing-between-words-with-long-“ums” count reaches Barrack Obama levels. The mark of a truly great leader.
Dylan is great at GM-ing, and loves his eldritch ambiance. He often slips into emphatically doing dramatic voices for non player characters without meaning to. He’s a total softie <3.

====1VP, 2016-2017====
Dylan is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFace The Face] of the KGB. Within five minutes of meeting him, you will find yourself signed up to be a booth chair and a Zombies mod on your way to your first GBM.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Dylan is physically huge, towering over most of exec and booming at everyone in his deep voice.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GentleGiant Gentle Giant]: Moreover, he has a big heart and is a loyal friend, always willing to lend an ear to a komrade in distress.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Mad Scientist]: Does anyone actually understand what he does all day? What even is computational biology? I don’t like that gleam in his eye...

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Ian

2018-08-16T16:35:44Z

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'''Ian Griswold'''. He's Picasso if Picasso made terrible, horrible, glorious memes.

Ian became Sergeant at Arms in February [[2016 Officers|2017]] after [[Nika]] resigned.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===President, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: Disguise

Ian is actually three foxes in a trench coat. You can find Ian at the front of meetings, overseeing our memes.

===2VP, 2017-2018===
*yiff yiff!* OwO what’s this? *paws all over your graph theory and snuggles up in Euler’s lap* Ian Griswold is a bad naughty fox boy who likes to make terrible math messes all over the living room walls with red sharpie. Ian is our Second Vice President. He is in charge of events.
Ian also cares about art and creative philosophy a lot, and has “started” upwards of a hundred projects. His record of completed projects is unknown (but he’s working on it).
Ian has been caught forcing mice through diabolical labyrinthian sudoku mazes of his own design, cackling “I AM THE PUZZLE GOD” and clapping his hands with malicious glee.

===Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017===

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Eseeser

2018-08-16T16:27:53Z

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===Officer Dossiers:===

===CorSec, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: Not Height, That’s for Sure.

Ellen writes emails, articles, and maybe other things. You can find Ellen turning over rocks in Schenley Park searching for Pravda? submissions.

===CorSec, 2017-2018===
Ellen is here, and she is waiting. She has plenty of time.

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Eseeser

2018-08-16T16:26:43Z

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===Officer Dossiers:===

===CorSec, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: Not Height, That’s for Sure
Ellen writes emails, articles, and maybe other things. You can find Ellen turning over rocks in Schenley Park searching for Pravda? submissions.

===CorSec, 2017-2018===
Ellen is here, and she is waiting. She has plenty of time.

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2018 Officers

2018-08-16T16:21:29Z

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President - [[ian|Ian Griswold]]

First Vice President - [[dhreed|Dez Reed]]

Second Vice President - [[Kate|Kate Krakopolsky]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[eseeser|Ellen Seeser]]

Recording Secretary - [[Janny|Janny Monkgolsupawan]]

Treasurer - [[Aren|Aren Davey]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[mfy|Mitchell Yang]]

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2018 Officers

2018-08-16T16:19:08Z

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President - [[ian|Ian Griswold]]

First Vice President - [[dhreed|Dez Reed]]

Second Vice President - [[Kate|Kate Krakopolsky]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[Ellen|Ellen Seeser]]

Recording Secretary - [[Janny|Janny Monkgolsupawan]]

Treasurer - [[Aren|Aren Davey]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[Mitchell|Mitchell Yang]]

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Kate

2017-12-21T16:54:20Z

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'''Kate Krakopolsky'''. One of our genuine Russian speakers. Please contact Komrade Krakopolsky about any messages that need to be sent regarding the revolution.

===Officer Dossiers===

==S@A, 2017-2018==
Kate is Russian, which is important because it means her complicity in our organization makes it okay that we joke about being a very real and morally questionable Russian secret police force.
Kate is a pillar of calm amid the turbulent waters of the rest of execs’ breakneck rock and roll lifestyles. If you look into her eyes, you will see a calm understanding that can only come from years of world weariness born with the tenacity of a soldier, and the grace of a last ruling monarch holding a fractured kingdom together through a decades long calamity. Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken.
Kate is the Sergeant at Arms. She transports stuff.
*It is also her duty to put her life on the line at a second’s notice to defend the president against deadly assassination attempts. She would gladly die for him.

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Jpdoyle

2017-12-21T16:53:02Z

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'''Joe Doyle''' is treasurer 4 life. He also didn't embezzle too much. Probably.

Joe is a frighteningly intelligent individual. He also possesses a light-up hat, which is probably more important.
He speaks for the [[Shadow Corporation]], which definitely isn't a world conspiracy or anything.

===Officer Dossiers:===

===Treasurer, 2017-2018===
The only P-zombie, Joe Doyle looks and behaves like a thinking feeling monad, but is actually just a sophisticated automaton with no free will or consciousness. He has assured us that the rest of us are real monads though, so that’s a relief.
Joe is very well programmed at acting in such a way as to resemble a Treasurer. He is in charge of managing our funds, and lightly sautéing the books.

====Treasurer, 2016-2017====
Joe is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy] of the KGB. While this isn’t meant to suggest no one else on exec is smart, Joe really shows it in everything he does. He takes care of our money and probably doesn’t embezzle.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GadgeteerGenius Gadgeteer Genius]: Joe plays with robots! He taught a StuCo on it, and he worked at iRobot after his freshman year. Consequently, he has an [[Army of Roombas]].

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadOracle Mad Oracle]: Maybe it’s the hermit beard. Maybe it’s the fact that he seems to know more about KGB than the Old Folks. Maybe it’s the mischievous twinkle in his eye. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trickster Trickster]: Let’s be real. We all know Joe is a shitposting trashlord.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Dhreed

2017-12-21T16:52:09Z

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'''Dez Reed'''

===Officer Dossiers===

===RecSec, 2017-2018===
Dez loves three things: Table Top RPGs, art, and empirical utilitarianism. At every KGB meeting we all get together to make him write down every insipid detail of our undisciplined epistemological debates, which he dutifully deletes from the minutes, like Newton’s razor sheering down the unruly beard of sentimentality-formed moralism. Nobody gives a smoother shave.

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Dhreed

2017-12-21T16:51:37Z

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'''Dez Reed'''

===Officer Folios===

===RecSec, 2017-2018===
Dez loves three things: Table Top RPGs, art, and empirical utilitarianism. At every KGB meeting we all get together to make him write down every insipid detail of our undisciplined epistemological debates, which he dutifully deletes from the minutes, like Newton’s razor sheering down the unruly beard of sentimentality-formed moralism. Nobody gives a smoother shave.

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Ian

2017-12-21T16:49:53Z

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'''Ian Griswold'''. Discount version of [[Harry]]. Now available in colors other than rainbow.

Ian became Sergeant at Arms in February [[2016 Officers|2017]] after [[Nika]] resigned.

===Officer Dossiers:===

===2VP, 2017-2018===
*yiff yiff!* OwO what’s this? *paws all over your graph theory and snuggles up in Euler’s lap* Ian Griswold is a bad naughty fox boy who likes to make terrible math messes all over the living room walls with red sharpie. Ian is our Second Vice President. He is in charge of events.
Ian also cares about art and creative philosophy a lot, and has “started” upwards of a hundred projects. His record of completed projects is unknown (but he’s working on it).
Ian has been caught forcing mice through diabolical labyrinthian sudoku mazes of his own design, cackling “I AM THE PUZZLE GOD” and clapping his hands with malicious glee.

====Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017====

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Rin

2017-12-21T16:47:16Z

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'''Rin Fair''', also known as Rinaissance Fair, is a multi-colored unicorn who likes to sit quietly at the back of [[KGB]] [[Meetings]] and listen to other people make funny jokes. After becoming an officer, she instead began to sit quietly at the front of KGB Meetings and listen to other people make funny jokes.

She is the Editor-in-Chef of [[readme]] and a [[booth]] chair (see [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]).

===Officer Dossiers:===

===1VP, 2017-2018===
Katie is the epitome of red oni, her emotional landscape a vast burning sun of cuddling and cuteness that would likely incinerate other mortals through its sheer intensity; but to her is homeostasis. She is an aficionado of musical theatre, and a patron of the arts. She really likes Sky High, but we can forgive her for that.
Katie is the Vice President, and potentially the reason you’re here. Though shy, through attrition she is able to draw unsuspecting friends into her interests and social circles over the course of months, years, and decades. When she has marked you , your fate will lead you to her domain. She is like Davey Jones in this way. It is her most valuable asset.
She also does robots!

====CorSec, 2016-2017====
Rin is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheQuietOne The Quiet One] of the KGB. She prefers to sit and listen during GBMs and perform her officer duties in writing, distributing her Pravda? instead of actually “speaking.”
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PomPomGirl Pom Pom Girl]: Despite being usually quiet, Rin is very enthusiastic about everything. She will back your ideas and support your endeavors without actually initiating her own things.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFashionista The Fashionista]: While she’s often too lazy to appear presentable, she has strong opinions about fashion and hair and will discuss endlessly if you mention wanting to dye yours.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdorableAbomination Adorable Abomination]: She may look cute and sweet, but if you get to know her you will soon discover that she is a terrible human being. In fact, scratch that. She isn’t a real person.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Dylan

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'''Dylan''' (formerly pronounced "Die-lan") is a large [[booth]] chair (see [[Octodad]], [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]) and owner of the Swear of the Week Club.

He is known for his broad shoulders, deep voice, and masterful [[Dungeon Master|DMing]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

===President, 2017-2018===
In his high school yearbook, Dylan “Booth Daddy” Vrana was voted most likely to use CRISPR to augment his body into cyborg Lichdom and hard-code a state of transcendent intelligent eudaimonia into his own brain via The Matrix running a python emulator. He has been caught muttering “damn I wish I could get my hands on more fresh teenage cerebral cortex” under his breath.
Dylan is our President and fearless leader!
Dylan plays things stoic most of the time, but when he is nervous his voice drops three octaves and his pausing-between-words-with-long-“ums” count reaches Barrack Obama levels. The mark of a truly great leader.
Dylan is great at GM-ing, and loves his eldritch ambiance. He often slips into emphatically doing dramatic voices for non player characters without meaning to. He’s a total softie <3.

====1VP, 2016-2017====
Dylan is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFace The Face] of the KGB. Within five minutes of meeting him, you will find yourself signed up to be a booth chair and a Zombies mod on your way to your first GBM.
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[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Dylan is physically huge, towering over most of exec and booming at everyone in his deep voice.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GentleGiant Gentle Giant]: Moreover, he has a big heart and is a loyal friend, always willing to lend an ear to a komrade in distress.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Mad Scientist]: Does anyone actually understand what he does all day? What even is computational biology? I don’t like that gleam in his eye...

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Eseeser

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Eseeser:

'''Ellen''' is here, and she is waiting. She has plenty of time.

===Officer Dossiers:===

===CorSec, 2017-2018===

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Eseeser

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''Ellen'' is here, and she is waiting. She has plenty of time.

===Officer Dossiers:===

===CorSec, 2017-2018===

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2017 Officers

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President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - [[Ian|Ian Griswold]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[Quinn|Michael Quinn]] (May - November) and [[eseeser|Ellen Seeser]] (November - May)

Recording Secretary - [[dhreed|Desmond Reed]]

Treasurer - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[Kate|Kate Krakopolsky]]

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2017 Officers

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President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - [[Ian|Ian Griswold]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[Quinn|Michael Quinn]] (May - November) and [[Ellen|Ellen Seeser]] (November - May)

Recording Secretary - [[dhreed|Desmond Reed]]

Treasurer - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[Kate|Kate Krakopolsky]]

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