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Readme

2024-08-28T16:27:06Z

Evj: updating the website

[[readme]] is a satirical newsletter on campus. It's a lot better than [[The Tartan]] and almost as awesome as [[Pravda?]]. Before 2024, readme was a subcommittee of the Activities Board, titled "AB Publications". However, AB Publications was dissolved along with several other AB committees, though shards of their existences remain in the nooks and crannies of AFS and the Greater Web.

They have a [https://cmureadme.com/ website]!

[[eforney]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2011 Officers|year]] she served as [[President]] of the [[KGB]].

[[rbullen rkuhn|Rachel]] (BUT WHICH ONE???), [[ikrislov|Ivy]], and [[Vis]] took up leadership with two other non-KGB members, thus continuing the total encompassing of readme in KGB.

Other KGB/readme members: [[anbrown]], [[memcginn]], [[fwatson]], occasionally [[Bubbles]], occasionally [[tbroman]].

Update: The fact that [[eforney]] has not spontaneously combusted due to being on the boards of everything forever is yet another thing that has stumped the [[:Category:Physicists|Physicists]]. I am not saying that their field is becoming more and more lame because it has not yet gotten a person on mars or invented a TARDIS, but actually, yes I am.

Well, obviously I'm a Time Lady --[[User:Eforney|eforney]] 14:00, 16 January 2013 (EST)

[[Rin]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2016 Officers|year]] she served as [[CorSec]]. Around this time, Dylan Vrana, Skye Toor, Mark Saporta, Cameron Wong, (Fable?), Nick Rauen, and other KGB affiliates were common writers.

According to kevinson, it is believed that readme ceased publishing during or after fall of 2017. Elizabeth Koch (a director of SLICE, and readme's former advisor) stated that this occurred due to a lack of writer interest (rather than factors such as funding). Though JFC budgets exist for the fiscal years of 2018 and 2019, it is likely that the money was allocated, but never used.

After languishing a few years in discontinuation, readme was brought back in 2024 thanks to a concerted effort from then president [[kevinson|Kevin Song]] and slightly concerning member [[User:evj|Eshaan]]. The two took over readme from the Activities Board and printed the first issue of New readme (sponsored by New Coke), on Feb 1st 2024. Consistent backlash from Mothers Against Drunk Driving may cause readme to go under once more, but as of now, the paper continues to cause misfortune.

[[bennerr|Benner]] repeatedly argues that she only joined because she was promised 5 bushels of corn an issue, however some unfortunate blackmail regarding thousands of marbles being released down the Baker/Porter hallway has kept her in line for now.

Readme

2024-02-01T19:40:37Z

Evj:

[[readme]] is a satirical newsletter on campus. It's a lot better than [[The Tartan]] and almost as awesome as [[Pravda?]].

They have a [https://www.cmureadme.com/ website]!

[[eforney]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2011 Officers|year]] she served as [[President]] of the [[KGB]].

[[rbullen rkuhn|Rachel]] (BUT WHICH ONE???), [[ikrislov|Ivy]], and [[Vis]] took up leadership with two other non-KGB members, thus continuing the total encompassing of readme in KGB.

Other KGB/readme members: [[anbrown]], [[memcginn]], [[fwatson]], occasionally [[Bubbles]], occasionally [[tbroman]].

Update: The fact that [[eforney]] has not spontaneously combusted due to being on the boards of everything forever is yet another thing that has stumped the [[:Category:Physicists|Physicists]]. I am not saying that their field is becoming more and more lame because it has not yet gotten a person on mars or invented a TARDIS, but actually, yes I am.

Well, obviously I'm a Time Lady --[[User:Eforney|eforney]] 14:00, 16 January 2013 (EST)

[[Rin]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2016 Officers|year]] she served as [[CorSec]].

After languishing a few years in discontinuation, readme was brought back in 2024 thanks to a concerted effort from then president [[kevinson|Kevin Song]] and slightly concerning member [[User:evj|Eshaan]]. The two took over readme from the Activities Board and printed the first issue of New readme (sponsored by New Coke), on Feb 1st 2024. Consistent backlash from Mothers Against Drunk Driving may cause readme to go under once more, but as of now, the paper continues to cause misfortune.

Readme

2024-02-01T19:40:01Z

Evj:

[[readme]] is a satirical newsletter on campus. It's a lot better than [[The Tartan]] and almost as awesome as [[Pravda?]].

They have a [https://www.cmureadme.com/ website]!

[[eforney]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2011 Officers|year]] she served as [[President]] of the [[KGB]].

[[rbullen rkuhn|Rachel]] (BUT WHICH ONE???), [[ikrislov|Ivy]], and [[Vis]] took up leadership with two other non-KGB members, thus continuing the total encompassing of readme in KGB.

Other KGB/readme members: [[anbrown]], [[memcginn]], [[fwatson]], occasionally [[Bubbles]], occasionally [[tbroman]].

Update: The fact that [[eforney]] has not spontaneously combusted due to being on the boards of everything forever is yet another thing that has stumped the [[:Category:Physicists|Physicists]]. I am not saying that their field is becoming more and more lame because it has not yet gotten a person on mars or invented a TARDIS, but actually, yes I am.

Well, obviously I'm a Time Lady --[[User:Eforney|eforney]] 14:00, 16 January 2013 (EST)

[[Rin]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2016 Officers|year]] she served as [[CorSec]].

After languishing a few years in discontinuation, readme was brought back in 2024 thanks to a concerted effort from then president [[kevinson|Kevin Song]] and slightly concerning member [[evj|User:Eshaan]]. The two took over readme from the Activities Board and printed the first issue of New readme (sponsored by New Coke), on Feb 1st 2024. Consistent backlash from Mothers Against Drunk Driving may cause readme to go under once more, but as of now, the paper continues to cause misfortune.

User:Evj

2024-02-01T19:38:28Z

Evj: Created page with "Eshaan "Hellen Keller" Joshi is currently a member of the illustrious KGB, a little confused as to how to write a bio, and a purveyor of nefarious activities. He's serving as..."

Eshaan "Hellen Keller" Joshi is currently a member of the illustrious KGB, a little confused as to how to write a bio, and a purveyor of nefarious activities. He's serving as Editor-in-Chief of readme, and is well known on campus by his catchphrase "fetch", which he is trying to make happen. Take that Regina George.

Readme

2024-02-01T19:37:05Z

Evj: readme 2024

[[readme]] is a satirical newsletter on campus. It's a lot better than [[The Tartan]] and almost as awesome as [[Pravda?]].

They have a [https://www.cmureadme.com/ website]!

[[eforney]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2011 Officers|year]] she served as [[President]] of the [[KGB]].

[[rbullen rkuhn|Rachel]] (BUT WHICH ONE???), [[ikrislov|Ivy]], and [[Vis]] took up leadership with two other non-KGB members, thus continuing the total encompassing of readme in KGB.

Other KGB/readme members: [[anbrown]], [[memcginn]], [[fwatson]], occasionally [[Bubbles]], occasionally [[tbroman]].

Update: The fact that [[eforney]] has not spontaneously combusted due to being on the boards of everything forever is yet another thing that has stumped the [[:Category:Physicists|Physicists]]. I am not saying that their field is becoming more and more lame because it has not yet gotten a person on mars or invented a TARDIS, but actually, yes I am.

Well, obviously I'm a Time Lady --[[User:Eforney|eforney]] 14:00, 16 January 2013 (EST)

[[Rin]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2016 Officers|year]] she served as [[CorSec]].

After languishing a few years in discontinuation, readme was brought back in 2024 thanks to a concerted effort from then president [[kevinson|Kevin Song]] and slightly concerning member [[evj|Eshaan]]. The two took over readme from the Activities Board and printed the first issue of New readme (sponsored by New Coke), on Feb 1st 2024. Consistent backlash from Mothers Against Drunk Driving may cause readme to go under once more, but as of now, the paper continues to cause misfortune.

Readme

2024-02-01T19:29:20Z

Evj: