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<p>Hfernand: /* General Body Meetings */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161205|2016-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170116|2017-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170123|2017-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170130|2017-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170206|2017-02-06]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161115|2016-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161129|2016-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161206|2016-12-06]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20170116&diff=8251 2017-02-06T21:24:11Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;these minutes existed at one point but for some reason now they don't so i certainly hope you didn't need anything from them&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>these minutes existed at one point but for some reason now they don't<br /> <br /> so i certainly hope you didn't need anything from them</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20170130&diff=8250 2017-02-06T21:23:13Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Touching tools DYLAN Can you fit three people and a shit ton of stuff in a Prius? (yes) MURPHY very sleep deprived ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Touching tools<br /> DYLAN<br /> Can you fit three people and a shit ton of stuff in a Prius? (yes)<br /> MURPHY<br /> very sleep deprived<br /> RIN<br /> made <br /> HARRY<br /> Raaaave<br /> JOE<br /> got injured at a kgb meeting<br /> NIKA<br /> small people for small houses<br /> COMMITTEE REPORT<br /> Come to builds<br /> Skye got killed<br /> motion to create the broken record committee<br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> NONE(we did it reddit)<br /> SPECIAL BUSINESS<br /> We'll miss you Nika &lt;3<br /> We need a new S@A<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Friends in High Places committee<br /> I'm not doing anything unusual I'm just very tall<br /> it passed<br /> Sold to Asher $4<br /> disbanded<br /> Can you give a horse amphetamines committee<br /> yes<br /> (please don't)<br /> it failed<br /> motion to create the broken record committee<br /> beating a dead horse<br /> motion to postpone til next week<br /> that passed<br /> motion to rebrand the KGB?<br /> organ donor appreciation committee<br /> they really put their heart into it<br /> it passed<br /> sold to henry $2<br /> chaired by ???<br /> motion to #define motion to create the broken record committee to create the out of order committee<br /> it failed<br /> don't owo committee<br /> $350 fine<br /> it passed<br /> sold to Frosty $8<br /> chaired by KGB furries committee<br /> committee to wake hamilton up<br /> can't wake hamilton up, can't wake hamilton up inside<br /> it passed?<br /> sold to Maxwell $6<br /> chaired by Asher<br /> abstention committee<br /> to see if this passes by abstention<br /> motion to postpone indefinitely<br /> it passed<br /> standing rule that a motion to awoo is always in order<br /> it passed<br /> /fanfiction<br /> best composer of the 23rd century committee<br /> yohan sebastian spock<br /> passed<br /> sold to sonya $2<br /> torvin dax?<br /> pink floyd gameshow committee<br /> so, so you think you can dance<br /> it failed<br /> anti-negative numbers<br /> I will stop at nothing to avoid them<br /> motion to postpone indefinitely<br /> postponed<br /> don't remember that n+1th committee<br /> motion to table<br /> motion to table indefinitely<br /> that passed<br /> standing rule that from now on to create a standing rule you must remove two existing standing rules<br /> absolutely fucking not<br /> allocation $50 for event<br /> cool beans<br /> committee to exclaim on whether something is kind<br /> niccccce<br /> it passed<br /> sold to Asher $11<br /> anyone who's willing to use the word nice six or seven times a sentence<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT<br /> UPA<br /> Friday 7pm breed hall<br /> bring money<br /> sell your time<br /> come to exec<br /> apply for S@A<br /> pay your dues<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> help asher with his thing<br /> /fanfiction<br /> /fanfiction</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20170123&diff=8249 2017-02-06T21:22:34Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Potluck Molassacre Skye had a shouting match DYLAN ahh i missed it MURPHY rythmics and 1200 calories of cool r...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Potluck Molassacre<br /> Skye had a shouting match<br /> DYLAN<br /> ahh i missed it<br /> MURPHY<br /> rythmics and 1200 calories of cool ranch doritos<br /> RIN<br /> 20% of the time it works 20% of the time<br /> HARRY<br /> bostooooon<br /> JOE<br /> rip chromebook<br /> NIKA<br /> Birds, A library of Bowel, It was sad<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Curiosity killed the cat furry committee hijacked by sonya<br /> Build poll on the facebook page<br /> *NOITCES YOUR HEARING AID* OWO WHAT'S THIS?<br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> The out of order committee<br /> wat<br /> it passed<br /> Sold to Owen $16<br /> Delete This<br /> I dread everything and understand hash tables<br /> What are these computing jokes I don't git them? <br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Tim $9<br /> Chaired by anyone who has majored in anything or understands hash tables<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Political Junkies Anonymous<br /> Don't watch congressional hearings<br /> it passed<br /> Sold to Henry $7<br /> Chaired by Henry and Nate Silver<br /> Broken Record Committee<br /> Motion to create the Broken Record Committee<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Asher $7<br /> Chaired by the motion to create the broken record committee<br /> WPXI Extreme Dab Report Committee<br /> brrrbrrbrrbrbbrr to report dabs<br /> motion to create the broken record committee<br /> it passed<br /> Sold to Cliff $3<br /> Disbanded<br /> Consumer Rights Committee<br /> Arresting people who make vore jokes<br /> People who eat people are the happiest people<br /> (it's a kink thing)<br /> It failed<br /> Lumberjack computer committee<br /> Give them more opportunities to log in<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Frieder $4<br /> Chaired by all the children in this room<br /> Committee to keep Asher from learning math and financial literacy<br /> Profit?<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Owen $14<br /> disbanded<br /> Epistemic Committee<br /> How would we know<br /> it passed<br /> sold to rin $2<br /> disbanded<br /> Motion to ban the string &quot;The entire script of the bee movie&quot;<br /> Motion to postpone til the first meeting after the annual meeting<br /> it passed<br /> Enterprise gets attacked by a cloud of space ice<br /> Sir we're being hailed<br /> set phasers to pun<br /> it failed<br /> Allocation of $100 for this week's event<br /> it passed<br /> Maine Nationalism committee<br /> most definitely prove nothing exists north of boston<br /> Sold to henry $3<br /> Allocation of $500 for booth<br /> it passed<br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Tool Training!<br /> Kage Friday 7PM<br /> come to exec<br /> CTFWS is February 24th<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> Trivia!!!<br /> KGBB<br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8248 2017-02-06T21:22:04Z

<p>Hfernand: /* General Body Meetings */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161205|2016-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170116|2017-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170123|2017-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170130|2017-01-30]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161115|2016-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161129|2016-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161206|2016-12-06]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8247 2017-02-06T21:21:47Z

<p>Hfernand: /* General Body Meetings */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161205|2016-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170116|2017-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170123|2017-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170130|2017-01-30]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161115|2016-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161129|2016-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161206|2016-12-06]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8246 2017-02-06T21:21:07Z

<p>Hfernand: /* General Body Meetings */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161205|2016-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2017-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2017-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2017-01-30]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161115|2016-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161129|2016-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161206|2016-12-06]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161206&diff=8209 2017-01-16T12:44:36Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE fuck today DYLAN Pipette Hell: Abidged edition MURPHY Sick :( HARRY C0VM is the worst NIKA St...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> fuck today<br /> DYLAN<br /> Pipette Hell: Abidged edition<br /> MURPHY<br /> Sick :( <br /> HARRY<br /> C0VM is the worst<br /> NIKA<br /> Studio<br /> AGENDA<br /> Monday's Meeting<br /> s'good<br /> Trivia Night<br /> It was pretty good<br /> Maybe try to plan in advance<br /> Ground rules at the beginning<br /> Plan a post-event<br /> Falls on its ass<br /> leave at 6:30 (psych)<br /> We have BH 235A, 237B<br /> Hot chocolate is a thing<br /> 2 rooms and a boom?<br /> Geek Eat<br /> Reservation at 1<br /> Bus there<br /> Like 19 people have RSVPed<br /> Skye can't go<br /> Update reservation on monday<br /> Spring Exec time <br /> We have a room<br /> wednesday at 6<br /> Booth<br /> Cage inspection<br /> Apparently we had a fire extinguisher<br /> It's good that we know this now<br /> It wasn't a total disaster<br /> Website works!<br /> Wiki accounts work<br /> Every two years renew the cclub account<br /> Phipps</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161129&diff=8208 2017-01-16T12:44:13Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE mistake DYLAN pipette MURPHY donations RIN sleep HARRY anti-inflammatory JOE n/a ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> mistake<br /> DYLAN<br /> pipette<br /> MURPHY<br /> donations<br /> RIN<br /> sleep<br /> HARRY<br /> anti-inflammatory<br /> JOE<br /> n/a<br /> NIKA<br /> Thirsttron<br /> AGENDA<br /> yesterday's meeting<br /> too many memes<br /> good chaos<br /> let's not meme that much again<br /> trivia<br /> Nika does questions<br /> questions in by thursday @ noon<br /> falls on its ass / vidya<br /> wait for weather<br /> Everything is flooded<br /> rip emails<br /> Giving thing<br /> if we get 14 x $5 we get entered to win $500<br /> Geek Eat<br /> ahhhhh we'll book it<br /> Put up poll today then announce in meeting next monday<br /> Meet about handbook weekend during finals<br /> Register rooms<br /> UPA?<br /> We'll deal with it later</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161115&diff=8207 2017-01-16T12:43:43Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Part 2/3 of exam :( DYLAN Adventures in pipette hell MURPHY Murphy is the best RIN a thing? HARRY ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Part 2/3 of exam :(<br /> DYLAN<br /> Adventures in pipette hell<br /> MURPHY<br /> Murphy is the best<br /> RIN<br /> a thing?<br /> HARRY<br /> Exam &amp; Homework<br /> JOE<br /> Yay accidental blackmail?<br /> NIKA<br /> There's cinnabon popcorn?<br /> AGENDA<br /> CTFWS<br /> yaaaaaay<br /> broman gave us feedback<br /> ctfws handbook? should be a better section in the current handbook<br /> Post mortem?<br /> When to meet goes out tonight<br /> broman: ctfws should be simpler and targetted to new people<br /> Fix presentation<br /> Maybe do presentation first before rules?<br /> useful rules need to be more important and more of a priority<br /> Blue potion was weird<br /> Add gotcha pls<br /> GBGC<br /> We're fine <br /> Official jackbox<br /> Cycle players and make that known<br /> Thanksgiving<br /> Only rin will be here<br /> Liquid Nitrogen Night<br /> Who is running it???<br /> Talk to the person<br /> Harry plan an auxilliary event<br /> Remibursements<br /> we paid murphy<br /> Let's buy more Kappa Gamma Beta shirts<br /> Let's email about annual meeting<br /> April 24th<br /> Booth is fine</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20161212&diff=8206 2017-01-16T12:42:54Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Fell on her face pinball! DYLAN ?????? MURPHY Didn't fall on his ass Too many let's plays Don'...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Fell on her face<br /> pinball!<br /> DYLAN<br /> ??????<br /> MURPHY<br /> Didn't fall on his ass<br /> Too many let's plays<br /> Don't watch Youtube<br /> RIN<br /> Really bad at skating<br /> Improvement!<br /> Two exams :(<br /> HARRY<br /> BEAUTY SLAP and SLEEP<br /> JOE<br /> slep<br /> NIKA<br /> You can do it!<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> History repeats itself<br /> Fidel Castro was poisoned with anti-beard poison<br /> PATTY BROUGHT FUDGE AND IS STILL THE BEST FRESHMAN<br /> *notices your house arrest bracelet* owo what's this<br /> Happy Soundcheck Day<br /> Kelly had fudge for the first time<br /> The KGB really hates sand<br /> Ernest Hemingway likes F Scott Fitzgerald's dick<br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> Bye Steven :'(<br /> s-s-s-something<br /> I think she's in love with me because she keeps looking at my teeth *kelly sputters out*<br /> To fail this commitee<br /> Pass this commitee<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Joe $2<br /> chaired by Joe<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Phteven Cunningham Memorial Committee<br /> We'll miss you Pheteven<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Harry $4<br /> Chaired by Phteven<br /> TV Ironing Committee<br /> Sonia wants a flat screen<br /> That failed<br /> KGBaking Commitee<br /> Edibles<br /> It passed<br /> Chaired by Patty<br /> subtract-hawk commitee<br /> It's hunting season?<br /> I can't see my fingers when I'm with you<br /> It failed<br /> Committee to ensure Asher whether or not he survives until 2020<br /> You've met him right?<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Rauen $2<br /> Disbanded<br /> Standing rule that replacing all instances of something in the name and purpose in a committee requires a lap of shame<br /> It failed<br /> Philosophical disagreements with oatmeal marketing<br /> On it's lid the nousa oatmeal claims that it is form &quot;happy cows&quot; i submit that we are not truly able to understand the quaker oats of other beings so how can we know that the cows are in fact happy?<br /> It passed <br /> Sold to Joe $1<br /> Chaired by Quaker Oats<br /> Something from old people<br /> The jokes are still good and the boys are back in town (the boys are back in town quieter this time) <br /> it passed<br /> sold to Shawn $20<br /> chaired by shawn<br /> The kids are definitely not alleft commitee<br /> It's finals week<br /> it passed<br /> sold to tim $1<br /> All of the kids as well as the offspring<br /> Quidditch in Azkaban<br /> Stitches get snitches<br /> Sold to Murphy $1<br /> Chaired by murphy<br /> Find and replace coWommittee<br /> ToWo replace every instance oWof the letter &quot;kek&quot; in this purpoWose with soWomething else<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Frosty $7<br /> Chaired by Kelly<br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Geek Eat<br /> Meet at the UC black chairs Noon Wednesday<br /> Only go if you rsvped<br /> No meeting next monday<br /> We will have a meeting most likely on Martin luther king day<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> ITR Tomorrow night<br /> Let me dye your hair<br /> Allies has a holiday party on friday at 6 in CUC 335<br /> Write for Readme<br /> Computer Club is having a movie night tomorrow December 13th<br /> Contact Kirn to go to museum of broken relationships<br /> /fanfiction<br /> Have a good break &lt;3<br /> GTFO</div>

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<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Event -&gt; Asher sent the best minutes (fight me) DYLAN Pipette Hell: Screwed by yeast (you should probably get that checked out) ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Event -&gt; Asher sent the best minutes (fight me)<br /> DYLAN<br /> Pipette Hell: Screwed by yeast (you should probably get that checked out)<br /> Fuck mold<br /> MURPHY<br /> Star trek! Woo!<br /> ULTIMATE CHICKEN HORSE IS THE BEST<br /> RIN <br /> Booth stuff<br /> HARRY<br /> Green pants!<br /> JOE<br /> Had a special weekend<br /> NIKA<br /> Apparently Nika's building will fall over<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Apparently I'm not wearing pants<br /> Skye Limmerick vs Skye Coup<br /> PATTY BROUGHT COOKIES<br /> THANK YOU<br /> Booth plans are going well<br /> Ian's Fanfiction <br /> It's good<br /> There are some people who don't know what memes are???<br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> Committee of curbed enthusiasm<br /> *song*<br /> no more dabbing<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Asher $9<br /> Chaired by Asher and Jasper<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Disband Asher<br /> Out of order :(<br /> Phoenix Writght Committee<br /> OBJECTION!<br /> Free app of chinos<br /> It passed <br /> Sold to Henry $1<br /> Concept of objections<br /> Daddy Discourse Committee<br /> postponed forever<br /> Harry Stories Committee<br /> So my friend was a furry convention<br /> Sold to Frosty $4<br /> Any furry in KGB excluding Harry<br /> Drug Wars Committee<br /> The plot of sun and moon is fighting coked up gary oak for cosmog<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Harry $2<br /> Chaired by Nebby<br /> 2000 Mockingbirds<br /> 2 kilo mockingbirds<br /> stop<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Murphy $3<br /> Disbanded<br /> I talk to strangers for a living committee<br /> Drive around downtown waiting for people and pick them up in my car<br /> Owen wants to have a good time<br /> I'm technically homeless<br /> Sold to Broman $2<br /> Chaired by Broman and anyone else who's driven more than 10 hours in a day<br /> Death threat or just Russian<br /> ????<br /> We'll miss you Skye<br /> Sold to Kelly $2<br /> Chaired by anyone who thinks they can speak russian and kelly<br /> Boat on Fire committee<br /> It's flameboyant<br /> That failed<br /> Committee to buttbuttinate the president<br /> Let's play a game play a love ...<br /> It failed<br /> Committee to glutesglutes the president<br /> A scientific and technical way to assassinate the president<br /> Postponed indefinitely<br /> Committee to I forgot what my motion <br /> Yeah pretty much that<br /> Postponed til the first meeting of 2017<br /> You know the drill committee<br /> To reverse the name and purpose<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Murphy $3<br /> Disbanded<br /> Born to committee<br /> Doing the impossible seeing the invisible and ra ra ra fighting the power<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Quinn $1<br /> Chaired by what<br /> ssssomething<br /> I think she's in love with me because she keeps looking at me and asking me if my teeth look nice *kelly sputters out*<br /> postponed until 2:30<br /> committee to give free dabbies the kgb<br /> to strive to end this once and for all : to eliminate the which-band meme from the kgb<br /> postponed til 2038<br /> committee to banish asher to the ethereal committee with wizardy-y magics<br /> AbrakaDABra<br /> It failed<br /> Standing Rule: Whenever somebody says &quot;which || witch-banded&quot; the chair can make them stand in a corner to make them think about what they've done <br /> It passed<br /> modsasomething committee<br /> postpone indefinitely<br /> postponed indefinitely<br /> post pwn committee<br /> brutally trolling postal workers<br /> What's post-historical?<br /> It's not<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Rauen $2<br /> Disbanded<br /> Motion to make an allocation $50 food and supplies<br /> it passed<br /> Official KGB Paddles committee<br /> Seize me daddy<br /> Postponed til the first meeting of 2018<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Falls on its ass<br /> Friday leaving black chairs at 6:15pm going ice skating<br /> Bring cash<br /> RSVP for geek eat<br /> Booth meetings on saturday<br /> Meeting next monday<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> Tim was playing Pokemon Go instead of reviewing old business<br /> ITR Saturday night or Tuesday night<br /> CP = Self Esteem<br /> Asher will wait til 2038<br /> Broman is a shmuck<br /> motion to purple<br /> /fanfiction<br /> GTFO</div>

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<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Went to VA Is a socialist yahoo DYLAN No flu in new jersey MURPHY Ate two thanksgiving dinners lots of...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Went to VA<br /> Is a socialist yahoo<br /> DYLAN<br /> No flu in new jersey<br /> MURPHY<br /> Ate two thanksgiving dinners<br /> lots of christmas decor<br /> RIN<br /> politics is the worst<br /> HARRY<br /> thanksgiving woo!<br /> JOE<br /> weh<br /> NIKA<br /> 45 minutes from here<br /> Did work :(<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> notices ur pacemaker OWO whats this???<br /> NEBBY GET IN THE FUCKING BAG<br /> Come to booth Saturdays at 1PM<br /> This has flooded <br /> We &lt;3 dick?<br /> Libre Cuba<br /> Dick<br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> High Pitched Governmental Landowners Committee<br /> Feudal Castrados<br /> It failed<br /> Pseudo ahshsjda committee<br /> The server that kelly's twitter bots are on died and her web server is eating itself <br /> RIP Gawker<br /> It failed<br /> What happened<br /> something something That action<br /> tabled til next week<br /> Horrible Debate Committee<br /> Buzz Lightyear: Space marine or not space marine<br /> Potpone indefinitely<br /> What the fuck was that<br /> To find out what the fuck that was<br /> postponed til May 7th<br /> Commitee to get nothing done<br /> Pretty much that<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to frosty $10<br /> Chaired by Frosty<br /> Committee for sorry I'm long skirt steaking it today help I'm a cow in the 1700s<br /> Pretty much that<br /> /fanfiction<br /> withdrawn<br /> Pikachus on shirts committee<br /> harry x steven<br /> that failed<br /> The Year of Luigi's Meme Mansion: Dark Moon Moon Staring Dante from the Devil May Cry series and Knuckles<br /> Kelly's dad played shreck so they'd feel better<br /> Sold to Kelly and Frosty $5 each<br /> Chaired by Frosty and Kelly<br /> Experimental Rigor Mortis committee<br /> Showing people videos of cute dead quicky stiffening puppy furries stresses them out P(0.01)<br /> Sold to Harry $8<br /> Chaired by puppy furries but not dog furries<br /> Replacing the English Language with Dabbing Morse Code<br /> (insert morse code dabbing)<br /> It failed<br /> Meme Economy Committee<br /> Welcome to Nasdanqcom<br /> /r/memeeconomy<br /> Passed<br /> Sold to Alex $23<br /> Memes are free<br /> Direct Struggle against le4gag<br /> Seize the Memes of Production<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Asher $4<br /> Disbanded<br /> Allocation for $50 for event<br /> It passed<br /> Furry Fax Committee<br /> Show me the carfox<br /> I want the words &quot;zootopia porn&quot; to be in the minutes<br /> It failed<br /> What happens when Skye doesn't call on Stephen enough committee<br /> stop<br /> it failed (thank god)<br /> Committee to fail this committee<br /> Pass this committee<br /> tabled for two weeks<br /> Hrrreerrrn Committee<br /> porn is scary<br /> it failed<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Trivia Night<br /> Friday 7PM PHA18*<br /> Come to booth meetings<br /> Saturday 1PM PHA19<br /> Come to exec <br /> SHMUCKS<br /> Get your hair dyed by harry<br /> Asher is writing a musical, help him<br /> Fight Kelly in the Pit Allies Office UC305 for an hour<br /> Write for Readme<br /> Go watch Star Trek with Murphy<br /> Contact Joe if you want help warming your apartment<br /> GTFO</div>

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<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE CTFWS sleep and work DYLAN R7 Booth design meeting Downtown trump sucks MURPHY an endles...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE <br /> CTFWS <br /> sleep and work<br /> DYLAN<br /> R7 <br /> Booth design meeting<br /> Downtown trump sucks<br /> MURPHY<br /> an endless stream of wonder<br /> RIN<br /> got chopped<br /> HARRY<br /> my life is a string of poor life decisions<br /> JOE<br /> Ian had a weekend<br /> NIKA<br /> also chopped<br /> it could've been worse (it was worse)<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> You've goat mail<br /> Jesus Fuck commitee<br /> That's heresy<br /> Great Band names: Performative Alcoholism<br /> Harry + Mark win best jailbreak that didn't happen committee<br /> dabs<br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> Quinn is not responsible for Donald Trump<br /> Out of Border committee<br /> Where donald trump wants all the mexicans<br /> Motion to postpone indefinitely<br /> passed<br /> We did it reddit<br /> Reddit never does anything<br /> fuck this committee<br /> It failed<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Motion to make a standing rule that a motion to sob is always in order<br /> Everyone must dab<br /> The president must choose exactly three people to dab<br /> It failed<br /> Committee for personal thumbtacks<br /> Fencing bees with thumbtacks<br /> It passed<br /> Nicole Rowland<br /> Curiosity killed the cat furry committee<br /> *Notices rat poison* OwO what's this<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Cliff $9<br /> Chaired by cat furries<br /> Speaking with rabbis who own their own boat committee<br /> Circumsize me captain<br /> Motion to postpone indefinitely<br /> Asher memorial committee<br /> I'll miss you Asher<br /> objected by broman<br /> asher approves<br /> it passed<br /> sold to Asher $3<br /> Chaired by the concept of dabbing<br /> It came from the lawtek package committee<br /> fuck this shit<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Tim $16<br /> Charied by Donald Knuth<br /> Who killed JFK<br /> Not Tim Parenti<br /> It failed<br /> Allocation $50 for event<br /> It passed<br /> Motion to make the Out of Order committee<br /> WAT<br /> Motion to postpone til January 19th<br /> It passed<br /> Murphy's Riddle<br /> I wanna hear Murphy's Riddle<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Joe $1<br /> Disbanded<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Get Board Get Carded<br /> Friday 7PM PA18*<br /> Come to exec<br /> Come to booth meetings<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> <br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8202 2017-01-16T12:41:13Z

<p>Hfernand: /* 2016-2017 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161205|2016-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161115|2016-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161129|2016-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161206|2016-12-06]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8201 2017-01-16T12:40:34Z

<p>Hfernand: </p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161115|2016-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161129|2016-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161206|2016-12-06]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8200 2017-01-16T12:35:35Z

<p>Hfernand: /* 2016-2017 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161108&diff=8109 2016-11-08T22:39:28Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE It was a day DYLAN Forgot about the meeting until very recently MURPHY No sleep til brooklyn RIN Voted and...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> It was a day<br /> DYLAN<br /> Forgot about the meeting until very recently<br /> MURPHY<br /> No sleep til brooklyn<br /> RIN<br /> Voted and slept<br /> HARRY<br /> no<br /> JOE<br /> i am a thief<br /> NIKA<br /> Did their civic duty super fast<br /> AGENDA<br /> Monday's Meeting<br /> It was fine<br /> Improv <br /> It was great<br /> We didn't know what we were doing<br /> That was fine<br /> Let's do it again<br /> Asher should run it<br /> CTFWS<br /> everything is fine<br /> posters happened<br /> Texting system<br /> talk to dillon<br /> Harry do the blue things tonight<br /> Rules presentation is going fine<br /> PDF of presentation pls<br /> We have 11 judges<br /> Alumni will judge<br /> Making stuff is happening tomorrow<br /> joe, dylan, murphy, recruit freshmen<br /> Count the old stuff<br /> count stuff after meeting<br /> Name the white stuff<br /> White Wand of Wandiness<br /> Joseph's Technicolor Dream Belt<br /> Prismatic Potion of Polychomatism<br /> Supplies<br /> We gotta print judges booklets and cheat sheets<br /> Rin is doing booklets<br /> Joe is doing cheat sheets<br /> walkthrough at 5:30 need judges<br /> presenters be there at 5:00<br /> exec go to office at 5 if not presenting<br /> rin call ems<br /> rin email everyone and make sure they're on time<br /> (everyone is talking at once ahhhhh)<br /> Post to facebook groups<br /> Fence<br /> Try to take it tomorrow<br /> post spreadsheet<br /> talk to the frat<br /> GBGC<br /> We're fine<br /> Money for posters yay<br /> Annual Meeting<br /> April 24th<br /> End Meeting</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8108 2016-11-08T22:24:56Z

<p>Hfernand: /* 2016-2017 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20161107&diff=8107 2016-11-08T20:41:57Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Demosplash and not enough work DYLAN lab reports filled with bullshit MURPHY Watched Pulp Fiction while playing crazy ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Demosplash and not enough work<br /> DYLAN<br /> lab reports filled with bullshit<br /> MURPHY<br /> Watched Pulp Fiction while playing crazy taxi<br /> RIN<br /> Hair dye and rocket league<br /> HARRY<br /> SUPER LOVE<br /> JOE<br /> My shield is falling apart<br /> Rocket league skill is inversely proportional to time<br /> NIKA<br /> 26/48 is still better than 50%<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> 99 years since russian revolution!<br /> two-wheeled-VP<br /> R7 has not burnt down yet<br /> But it might on Saturday at R7 at 9PM<br /> Eat your guns out<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Cringe Committee<br /> *dabs*<br /> Postponed forever<br /> You Asshole Committee<br /> Why'd you make us dab, you asshole?<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Joe $7<br /> Chaired by Joe and Not Dylan<br /> Why couldn't the dead car drive into the garage<br /> Lack of vroom<br /> Passed<br /> Sold to Tim $2<br /> Disbanded<br /> Committee to casually gaslight the committee to casually gaslight Murphy<br /> To find all of the things they slightly change and change them back<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Murphy $4<br /> Chaired by Murphy<br /> I did a thing committee<br /> Sometimes we need to rant about the accomplishments we achieve between commitees<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Matt $10<br /> Chaired by people<br /> Meme Preservation Committee<br /> Protect Endangered Memes<br /> MEMES HAPPENED<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Cam $5<br /> Chaired by Harry<br /> KGBeaurocracy Relations<br /> I'd tell you but you have to fill out at least 8 forms and one must be obtained from a building that doesn't exist<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Joe $3<br /> Chaired by Joe<br /> Cluster login history committee<br /> Harry harry<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Quinn $5<br /> Chaired by Harry<br /> Allocation $150 for supplies for this weeke's event<br /> it passed (shocker)<br /> Mountains aren't just funny<br /> They're hillarious<br /> Vote for Hill-ary<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Sonia $2<br /> chaired by I the roman numeral<br /> KGB learns about fire <br /> Defeat the point of both gaslighting and normal lighting by burning everything down<br /> /fanfiction<br /> it passed<br /> sold to tim $11<br /> Disnuts commitee<br /> Get sam to be racist<br /> it passed<br /> sold to Harry $1<br /> disbanded<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> CTFWS<br /> DH 2315 7PM Friday<br /> Be on TIME<br /> judges meeting thursday 8PM PH A18*<br /> Booth design meetings are Saturdays at 1pm<br /> KGBooth Facebook Group<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> Travel in packs of two to take the fence<br /> Let's make a shirt about &quot;A lot of fun but utimately worth it&quot;<br /> R7 is a thing<br /> Star trek thing</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20161031&diff=8106 2016-11-08T20:41:47Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE ded DYLAN Health is silly MURPHY Had a report? RIN Michael Quinn freestyled Spider nails HARRY...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> ded<br /> DYLAN<br /> Health is silly<br /> MURPHY<br /> Had a report?<br /> RIN<br /> Michael Quinn freestyled<br /> Spider nails<br /> HARRY<br /> Furpocalypse<br /> JOE<br /> give us money<br /> NIKA<br /> I missed it help<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> help<br /> help<br /> help<br /> help<br /> there is no more fonzie<br /> We voted on a booth theme<br /> It was Topple the Czar<br /> We did it horribly<br /> Welcome Seargent without arms<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> KGB Proprium Guard<br /> Protect exec?<br /> That failed<br /> Committee of Slow Talking<br /> I AM A WHALE<br /> Sold to Harry $7<br /> Disbanded<br /> Bonafideh Bone Club<br /> To get bony<br /> Ken Bone Why<br /> Sold to Tim $2<br /> Disbanded<br /> Don't spend more than $50 on event<br /> It passed<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Improv Night in costume<br /> Friday 7PM Porter A18*<br /> CTFWS<br /> Next Friday 7PM Doherty 2315<br /> Invite every fucking one<br /> Be on fucking time<br /> Booth Design meeting polls<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> Extra Life 2016<br /> Stever Friday<br /> ITR<br /> <br /> <br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20161024&diff=8105 2016-11-08T20:41:33Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE The KGB doesn't have a wizard, just Skye DYLAN Headhunted by molecular dynamacists MURPHY National Treasure 3: The sea...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> The KGB doesn't have a wizard, just Skye<br /> DYLAN<br /> Headhunted by molecular dynamacists<br /> MURPHY<br /> National Treasure 3: The search for sobriety<br /> RIN<br /> When you feel gross more cookies does not make you feel less gross<br /> HARRY<br /> I screwed up a wedding<br /> JOE<br /> They made a poster<br /> NIKA<br /> Three days of drunks<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> KGB as a whole has been disbanded<br /> WE GOT THE CONFETTI CANNON<br /> Motion to kill dick memes<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Motion to create the dez's apartment committee<br /> Remind Dez to start looking for apartments<br /> Tabled until the first monday in February<br /> Motion to create the committee to assassinate Nika<br /> She keeps getting in the god damn way<br /> That passed<br /> Sold to Nick $2<br /> Chaired by the committee to assassinate the president <br /> Motion to make an allocation to not exceed $65 for booth fee<br /> It passed<br /> Motion to create the bout of border committee<br /> Strucken illness of making more walls<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Stephen $1<br /> Chaired by Stephen and Rauen<br /> Motion to not exceed $100 for this week's event<br /> Passed<br /> Motion to create the KGB Committee<br /> For those of us who really want to watch the Bee Movie but not talk about it<br /> It passed <br /> Sold to Dylan $2<br /> Chaired by everyone except Broman<br /> Motion to create the committee to only communicate in slap signals<br /> Something in slaps<br /> That passed<br /> Sold to Stephen $1<br /> Chaired by Stephen and Rauen<br /> Motion to create the training for the stair climbing competition committee<br /> Step up our game<br /> It failed<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> KGB Literally Kills a Man<br /> Friday 7PM Porter A18*<br /> We're gonna kill someone<br /> RSVP<br /> Fill out the shirt poll<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> I got a candle<br /> Fill out the quiplash form<br /> Dress spoopy for the event<br /> Hair Dye Party<br /> /fanfiction<br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20161017&diff=8104 2016-11-08T20:41:13Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Yay parents! No work DYLAN Worked a lot :( MURPHY Stayed up all night Saturday Then listened to a podc...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Yay parents!<br /> No work<br /> DYLAN<br /> Worked a lot :(<br /> MURPHY<br /> Stayed up all night Saturday<br /> Then listened to a podcast<br /> Then went for a walk to Eat and Park<br /> Saw former physics teacher smoking and drinking?<br /> RIN<br /> Mistakes were made<br /> HARRY<br /> Quiplash is dead!<br /> JOE<br /> AI is weird<br /> NIKA<br /> Something about modern architecture<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Rare pepes are real<br /> The committee to assassinate the president is no longer owned by the president!<br /> Skye hates 1/5 kgb members<br /> Produce Zora Seafood<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Choosing the right question to answer<br /> We have no data to answer this question, so pretend it doesn't exist<br /> It failed :(<br /> Two Wheel MVP<br /> Murphy's bike is the real MVP<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Murphy $1<br /> Chaired by all 2VPs with/are bikes<br /> Wake the KGB up inside<br /> I don't know, I'm two tired to think of one<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Quxuum $6<br /> Disbanded<br /> Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring<br /> Banana Phone<br /> I hate this organization<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Broman $2<br /> I don't understand who chairs this<br /> Phallic Nomenclature<br /> The firm?<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Quxuum $32<br /> Disbanded<br /> Something<br /> That's what she said<br /> Sold to Broman $2<br /> Chaired by whoever needs it really badly<br /> Zora &quot;Pittsburgh Lied To Me About Spring&quot; Gilbert memorial committee<br /> How did they do it<br /> Zora's minutes are really good<br /> It passed &lt;3<br /> Sold to Quinn $2<br /> Levinn furniture<br /> Get Rekt Sect<br /> Uh what was it ...?<br /> kill shrek memes<br /> All that glitters is not gold<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Broman $2<br /> Ghosts of Rec Sex passed and future<br /> KGB as a hole<br /> We get a lot of shovels and dig forever<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Broman $11<br /> Chaired by Broman (you're the worst)<br /> C++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ language standard life advice<br /> Undefined behavior floating on this crazy ship called life<br /> Goal: NuLL<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Dylan $1<br /> Chaired by anyone who's ever dereferenced a null pointer<br /> Allocation $50 for event<br /> It's a good idea<br /> We did it reddit!<br /> Reddit never does anything<br /> Motion to postpone til November 14th<br /> It passed<br /> Who's minutes are they anyway?<br /> Where the committees are made up and the auction money matters<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Quinn $1<br /> Chaired by beds<br /> Motion to make a standing rule that /fanfiction is always in order and puts us in fanfiction<br /> It passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Midsemester Movie Night<br /> 7PM Friday DH A302<br /> There's a poll on facebook<br /> Booth vote next week<br /> Come!<br /> Come to exec<br /> We're gonna reprint CTFWS shirts<br /> Vote on the poll<br /> Also send designs to exec@cmukgb.org<br /> KGB Literally kills a man<br /> Muder Mystery<br /> Please RSVP<br /> cmukgb.org/murder<br /> <br /> SHMUCKS<br /> Game night Wednesday 615-830<br /> Union project stanton and negley<br /> ITR on Saturday<br /> 10PM Wean 4 table<br /> Stab your friends<br /> Star trek!<br /> Sunday 730 DHA302<br /> Wearing a History<br /> Buy Skye's T-shirts<br /> /fanfiction<br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20161010&diff=8103 2016-11-08T20:40:57Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE The event was good Erin!!!!!! Not enough work DYLAN nope MURPHY who the fuck who the f...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> The event was good<br /> Erin!!!!!!<br /> Not enough work<br /> DYLAN<br /> nope<br /> MURPHY<br /> who the fuck<br /> who<br /> the fuck<br /> also star trek<br /> no debate<br /> RIN<br /> there were things<br /> not procrastinating (but actually procrastinating)<br /> HARRY<br /> WPAFW<br /> JOE<br /> everything is fine (maybe not tho)<br /> NIKA<br /> nope<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Skye Coup<br /> out of order<br /> Erin knitted socks<br /> Last week's minutes are fucked<br /> Pay dues before next week for booth vote<br /> PSL SEASON (insert link to longest yeah boi ever here)<br /> Boots (and cats)<br /> fuck your fanfiction <br /> Shelby has foster kitties :D<br /> Ed has cats again<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Pittsburgh geography<br /> North is west and fuck pittsburgh<br /> rip pnc<br /> it passed<br /> Sold to Ed $1<br /> Chaired by Ed and anyone else who's been here for 5+ years<br /> Remember that one time?<br /> There's a lot of things where this would be useful<br /> 134 current instances<br /> Sorry freshmen<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Stephen $1<br /> Chaired by everybody but Shelby and Joe<br /> Remember those two times?<br /> That<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Owen $2<br /> Chaired by everyone who wanted it to be 2<br /> Remember those (n+1) times?<br /> Don't remember that n+1th time<br /> Tabled forever<br /> Foundational Problems in logic<br /> We just proved induction false<br /> Pew<br /> Logistics = Logic and statistics<br /> pokemon go fuck yourself<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Owen $4<br /> Chaired by brower<br /> Something got tabled?<br /> I'm so confused<br /> Skye = statistics<br /> It passed<br /> Problems with emotions<br /> When robots dream of electric sheep can they wake up?<br /> fuck me up at 3:09PM<br /> rip skye's twitter<br /> rampant twitter bots<br /> it passed<br /> Sold to Murphy $1<br /> Chaired by philip something<br /> Self multiplying twitter bots<br /> Create twitter bots<br /> Suicidal teenage nazi robots with hay fever<br /> Motion to delete twitter<br /> We did it reddit<br /> It passed<br /> Sold Ethan $1<br /> Chaired by Newman<br /> $50 for event<br /> yay we did it<br /> God fucking party cannon committee (ASMR)<br /> 3 months but not quite sure maybe death metal?<br /> Party cannon<br /> Sold to Joe $1<br /> Chaired by us all sleepy kids<br /> Nightcore<br /> Stephen Universe NIGHTCORE<br /> How do you add more anime?<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Kelly $1<br /> Chaired by stephen universe fans<br /> We boufghr Nika a confetti cannon<br /> Dead Garbade Memorial Committee<br /> Pretty much that<br /> HE IS RISEN<br /> Sold to Ed $5<br /> Chaired by Ed, Franklin and Countercoil<br /> Jokes that were funny a few years ago<br /> Bugmars<br /> Remember that one time?<br /> Sold to Erin $1<br /> Graduates<br /> Actual Statistics <br /> Reject The Null<br /> Ayyyyyyyyyyy it passed<br /> Sold to Murphy $1<br /> Chaired by me!<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Vidya!<br /> Friday 7PM Baker 235<br /> Fill out yer games cmukgb.org/games<br /> Pay your dues to vote on booth<br /> Buy our merch<br /> Come to exec <br /> SHMUCKS<br /> Ed is alive!<br /> Go to Yarn things? 6pm uc cafe<br /> Hebocon should happen here, talk to Joe<br /> <br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8102 2016-11-08T20:40:39Z

<p>Hfernand: /* 2016-2017 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161101&diff=8100 2016-11-06T22:25:55Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Didn't do stuff DYLAN Pipette hell round 2 MURPHY Falling asleep a lot (with anger) RIN Slept through a...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS <br /> SKYE<br /> Didn't do stuff<br /> DYLAN<br /> Pipette hell round 2<br /> MURPHY<br /> Falling asleep a lot (with anger)<br /> RIN<br /> Slept through a class<br /> HARRY<br /> Shitty icons<br /> JOE<br /> woo<br /> NIKA<br /> Finished a paper<br /> AGENDA<br /> Monday's Meeting<br /> Result was fine<br /> Could've been more efficient<br /> Try to make it a two week process<br /> Murder Mystery<br /> Skye died<br /> Indifference if we should do it again<br /> Lots of people in the audience liked it<br /> People left in the middle<br /> Run again with improvements would be good<br /> Dylan says it was pretty good<br /> We will decide to do it again at the first meeting of next semester<br /> More structured tasks<br /> A decent amount of people were late<br /> We need to acommodate for people who were late<br /> Playtest puzzles more<br /> We fixed gps<br /> Don't make puzzles based upon guesses<br /> Could be a good themed mafia game<br /> Improv<br /> Harry will be late<br /> Harry will make a guide and we'll print it out<br /> Cheap candy<br /> Joe and Nika and Skye will help<br /> Costumes<br /> A18*<br /> CTFWS<br /> 150 posters in office<br /> Joe will help poster<br /> Allocation $30 posters<br /> It passed<br /> Rules<br /> Read through the text make sure it's good<br /> Do the useful rules<br /> Do we need to make a new page<br /> Once we are okay with the fulltext it'll be live<br /> Presentation is &quot;done&quot;<br /> harry dylan joe acting<br /> plan who does what<br /> I'll update yankee doodle<br /> $50 for printing stuff<br /> Fence<br /> We're gonna do it<br /> Set up a spreadsheet<br /> BOOTH<br /> Add everyone to a chat<br /> [REDACTED]<br /> Github<br /> CTFWS rules are a legalese document<br /> Let's train/document tech stuff<br /> Let's meet about the handbook and make it happen<br /> Tim is the best</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161025&diff=8099 2016-11-06T22:25:43Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE It was tired DYLAN Pipette hell and back MURPHY Apple store RIN Nail polish smells weird HARRY ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> It was tired<br /> DYLAN<br /> Pipette hell and back<br /> MURPHY<br /> Apple store <br /> RIN<br /> Nail polish smells weird<br /> HARRY<br /> Black mirror stole my sleep<br /> JOE<br /> a day happened<br /> NIKA<br /> fair enough!<br /> AGENDA<br /> Monday's Meeting<br /> s'good<br /> Event<br /> Room has been requested<br /> Roles go out wednesday<br /> Side note: Joy is the best<br /> Be there at 6ish<br /> Improv in Halloween costumes<br /> Harry will help<br /> Booth<br /> We sure are<br /> Vote monday on theme<br /> Booth chairs should meet<br /> CTFWS<br /> November 11th<br /> Nika will do glyphs<br /> shirts<br /> We're not gonna order simple game<br /> We're not gonna order shirts<br /> We're gonna poll interests<br /> Next week we'll make the white stuff<br /> We got the tent poles!<br /> Online ticketing system<br /> I don't understand what's going on<br /> Something that's helpful for us for next semester I think<br /> We should make a contacts sheet<br /> I'm gonna do that<br /> KGB gets its administrative shit together<br /> Make forms</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161018&diff=8098 2016-11-06T22:25:30Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Homework sucks DYLAN Runs on hatred and academic interest in the genetics of psychosis When his chem professor cringes it ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Homework sucks<br /> DYLAN<br /> Runs on hatred and academic interest in the genetics of psychosis<br /> When his chem professor cringes it brings him joy<br /> MURPHY<br /> RIP music<br /> RIN<br /> Socialism is vampirism (that's my fetish)<br /> HARRY<br /> Slept a lot<br /> JOE<br /> AGENDA<br /> Monday's meeting<br /> More interesting voting things are good<br /> Vidya<br /> Went well<br /> Get more controllers<br /> Gang beasts is good<br /> Movie Night<br /> Harry, Nika, Murphy not there<br /> get hype<br /> Murder Mystery<br /> 19 people including exec so far<br /> Order pizza<br /> Time is like 1-2 hours<br /> Rin will make things<br /> Improv 11/4<br /> We poked Bubbles<br /> Drinks pizza food props<br /> Booth<br /> Chairs are Rin, Sarah, Dylan<br /> The meeting<br /> If you vote for booth you need to come to stuff<br /> General Schedule<br /> What builds are<br /> We need people<br /> Oh god I have responsibilities<br /> Roll call vote<br /> 20+ for immediate yes<br /> 16+ for delayed yes<br /> Motion to allocate booth fee happens during committee reports<br /> Murphy bring the trophy<br /> CTFWS<br /> November 11th<br /> The rules updates have not happened<br /> Presentation updates have not happened<br /> Get these done by next exec<br /> Shirts: <br /> Poke quinn<br /> Stop results by 27th<br /> Someone please get new shirt designs<br /> Vermin Supreme<br /> Weh it's a bad idea that's a lot of money<br /> New tentpole<br /> motion to allocate $5 <br /> it passed<br /> Endowment<br /> Can we even?<br /> Should still solicit donations<br /> Website<br /> nope</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161011&diff=8097 2016-11-06T22:25:04Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Laptop died :( DYLAN Failed but succeeded at the same time MURPHY Not much RIN Music videos from the 90...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE <br /> Laptop died :(<br /> DYLAN<br /> Failed but succeeded at the same time<br /> MURPHY<br /> Not much<br /> RIN<br /> Music videos from the 90's<br /> HARRY<br /> Bleached hair played ultimate chicken horse<br /> JOE<br /> Grades suck :(<br /> NIKA<br /> Robert Lang sucks too (is a nerd apparently)<br /> QUINN<br /> Libraries need art! Cut down on nebulous responsibility<br /> NICK<br /> Is doing a good job :D<br /> SARAH<br /> Quiz went not bad! Also work<br /> CLIFF<br /> Probably work<br /> AGENDA<br /> Monday was good!<br /> Zombies was good! Balance was hard<br /> Booth things<br /> [REDACTED]<br /> We will decide next week who booth chairs are<br /> Video Game night<br /> We have the rooms<br /> We have games<br /> We have controllers<br /> Midsemester Movie Night<br /> Dylan will run it<br /> Probably Breed Hall<br /> Maybe A302<br /> Murder Mystery Party<br /> I'm not here<br /> Dylan will also run it<br /> Maybe skip improv<br /> We have 31 voting members<br /> 5 don't regularly attend<br /> The Booth Talk<br /> Booth is a lot of work but a lot of fun and ultimately worth it<br /> If you vote yes you show up<br /> Theme should be not reddit<br /> Booth chairs have to pay dues<br /> Charcoal GTFO office<br /> Also Catan<br /> CTFWS<br /> Joe will update current stuff<br /> Harry will make updates<br /> Glyphs <br /> Make them<br /> Harry make the shirt poll &gt;:(<br /> [Redacted]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20161004&diff=8096 2016-11-06T22:24:04Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE It sure was a day DYLAN Long winding road of anger MURPHY It was a day I guess RIN Bad at work :( HAR...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> It sure was a day<br /> DYLAN<br /> Long winding road of anger<br /> MURPHY<br /> It was a day I guess<br /> RIN<br /> Bad at work :( <br /> HARRY<br /> Studied and binged Luke Cage<br /> JOE<br /> rip<br /> NIKA<br /> Body quit D:<br /> AGENDA<br /> Monday's meeting<br /> A mess, but good, not a bad mess usually<br /> The running was really awkward &gt;_&gt;<br /> Try not to get shouty<br /> Find The Event<br /> Timing needs some work<br /> Plan the event in advance<br /> Make sure the spreadsheet is updated frequently and consistently<br /> Get people's names in advance<br /> Zombies<br /> its k<br /> Arts and Crafts<br /> Skye is temp 2vp<br /> Harry and Murphy not here<br /> Vidya<br /> Artemis<br /> Kerbal<br /> Hatoful Boyfriend by committee<br /> Drawful<br /> Advertise merch<br /> We should make people buy things<br /> Redbubble?<br /> Harry will help murphy get shirts on monday<br /> Booth<br /> Vote happens <br /> Announce dues before the meeting<br /> 2nd week of october ?<br /> vote october 24th<br /> CTFWS<br /> November 11th<br /> Fix website<br /> Joe Harry Dylan presentation<br /> Github account<br /> Only exec should be able to edit repository<br /> Harry might redo the rules presentation in slides<br /> Joe update the rules<br /> Recharge Glyphs<br /> We have to make those<br /> Scan the ones we have and reprint/edit them<br /> Make the white stuff (kek)<br /> Make them a week earlier<br /> Reprint CTFWS Shirts<br /> Harry will make a poll<br /> CMUKGB.org/oldshirts<br /> CTFWS<br /> Allocation not to exceed $15 to re-register ctwfs domain<br /> Improv<br /> They're not responding<br /> Ask Eforney | Bubbles?<br /> KGB goes furry bowling<br /> Allies give us our dang tent<br /> A conversation about money<br /> Tabled for one week</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160927&diff=8095 2016-11-06T22:23:36Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE [REDACTED] DYLAN Was at debate Weird paranoia about class Almost missed class Dropped the class instead? MURPHY Chilled with Nika at Wes...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> [REDACTED]<br /> DYLAN<br /> Was at debate<br /> Weird paranoia about class<br /> Almost missed class<br /> Dropped the class instead?<br /> MURPHY<br /> Chilled with Nika at Western Site<br /> Everything is ok!<br /> RIN<br /> Very tired no sleep :(<br /> Ready is not funny this<br /> HARRY<br /> Slept late<br /> Missed class<br /> JOE<br /> Is not late for assignments<br /> NIKA<br /> Not here<br /> AGENDA<br /> Yesterday’s meeting<br /> CMU is hard was good<br /> Room fuckery was fuckery<br /> We have it next week<br /> GBGC<br /> It was best one yet<br /> Lots of freshies<br /> Queueing is hard<br /> Forcefully indoctrinate people into games<br /> Maybe announce when games are over in the future<br /> Dues<br /> I should yell at Joe to check the column<br /> Five unrecorded freshmen<br /> Find the Event<br /> Start - Rin - A18*<br /> Doodle Wars - Joe - DH 1212<br /> Horrible Smores - Dylan - literally anywhere<br /> Professionally stupid<br /> Octodad - Worms - WEH 5409<br /> Capitalist Swine - Skye - 5<br /> Egg Drop - Murphy - Newell Simon or Doherty or Baker<br /> GPS Coordinates Puzzle - Harry - 40.441705, -79.947147<br /> Reverse Charades<br /> Harry will make the keys by Thursday<br /> The Registrar stole the event<br /> Arts And Crafts<br /> Harry and Dylan don't exist<br /> Bring yarn and things and stuff<br /> CTFWS <br /> Rin tell the alumni, must come for rules meeting because new rules<br /> Skye send out whentomeet for next rules meeting<br /> at least 2+ exec<br /> Zombies<br /> The posters could use some work<br /> Improv<br /> No respones :(<br /> Booth<br /> Cliff is thinking about it<br /> Sara is tentative yes<br /> Meeting Adjourned</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8094 2016-11-06T22:23:07Z

<p>Hfernand: /* 2016-2017 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8086 2016-10-03T21:40:11Z

<p>Hfernand: /* 2016-2017 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> 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<p>Hfernand: </p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Best GBGC evar<br /> Murphy did it<br /> Not nearly enough work<br /> The pirates sucked<br /> Star trek &gt; work<br /> DYLAN<br /> Sonia saw Kubo and the Two Strings<br /> Cried twice<br /> MURPHY<br /> One board game<br /> 11 musical artists over 1 day (slow your roll holy shit)<br /> 3 beers<br /> 2 cats<br /> 5 golden rings<br /> RIN<br /> Everyone is pokemon<br /> Engineering design is dumb anyway<br /> HARRY<br /> []<br /> JOE<br /> Computers suck<br /> NIKA<br /> Joined the Great Race!<br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Wagon Age Origin<br /> KRA + GCGC: HvZ October 2nd DH 2210 7PM<br /> Lots of statistics jokes<br /> kill this meme<br /> Shadow The Hedgehog: damn<br /> Newt Gingrich is not actually a newt<br /> Murphy made a cool hat<br /> CMU is hard but we love you all &lt;3<br /> Rin has the thing. Room reservations aren't their fault<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Motion to pass a statement of no confidence in the registrar's office<br /> It's a thing now deal with it<br /> Committee The Hedgehog Committee<br /> Stuffed horse we can continue beating off<br /> Tabled for ???<br /> Committee to protect horses<br /> Never again<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Joe $2<br /> Harry chairs it and nobody else<br /> My Little Animal Farm<br /> We killed all the others and we need more<br /> We did this to ourselves<br /> That passed<br /> Sold to Frosty $4<br /> Chaired by CMU bronies<br /> Wall Lickers Union<br /> Start licking walls<br /> It's just another lick in the wall<br /> My mom is trying really hard (asbestos pun here)<br /> Passed<br /> Sold to Steven $1<br /> Chaired by the agency (and sam)<br /> Allocation $50 for event<br /> It passed<br /> KGB Rave committee<br /> PEWEWWWWWWW WOMP WOMP<br /> Please don't burn down my house<br /> It passed <br /> Sold to Harry $1<br /> The guy who wrote that song<br /> Carnival Crime committee<br /> To see if you get a fair trile<br /> Ted Cruz isn't the zodiac killer<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Owen $2<br /> Chaired by The first clown we can co-opt into this<br /> THE BEE MOVIE POLICE<br /> &quot;According to all known laws<br /> of aviation,<br /> <br /> <br /> there is no way a bee<br /> should be able to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Its wings are too small to get<br /> its fat little body off the ground.<br /> <br /> <br /> The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /> <br /> <br /> because bees don't care<br /> what humans think is impossible.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooh, black and yellow!<br /> Let's shake it up a little.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry! Breakfast is ready!<br /> <br /> <br /> Coming!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hang on a second.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Barry?<br /> - Adam?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oan you believe this is happening?<br /> - I can't. I'll pick you up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Looking sharp.<br /> <br /> <br /> Use the stairs. Your father<br /> paid good money for those.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry. I'm excited.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here's the graduate.<br /> We're very proud of you, son.<br /> <br /> <br /> A perfect report card, all B's.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very proud.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ma! I got a thing going here.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You got lint on your fuzz.<br /> - Ow! That's me!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.<br /> - Bye!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I told you,<br /> stop flying in the house!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, Adam.<br /> - Hey, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that fuzz gel?<br /> - A little. Special day, graduation.<br /> <br /> <br /> Never thought I'd make it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Three days grade school,<br /> three days high school.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those were awkward.<br /> <br /> <br /> Three days college. I'm glad I took<br /> a day and hitchhiked around the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did come back different.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hi, Barry.<br /> - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hear about Frankie?<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You going to the funeral?<br /> - No, I'm not going.<br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody knows,<br /> sting someone, you die.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't waste it on a squirrel.<br /> Such a hothead.<br /> <br /> <br /> I guess he could have<br /> just gotten out of the way.<br /> <br /> <br /> I love this incorporating<br /> an amusement park into our day.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's why we don't need vacations.<br /> <br /> <br /> Boy, quite a bit of pomp...<br /> under the circumstances.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, Adam, today we are men.<br /> - We are!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bee-men.<br /> - Amen!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hallelujah!<br /> <br /> <br /> Students, faculty, distinguished bees,<br /> <br /> <br /> please welcome Dean Buzzwell.<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome, New Hive Oity<br /> graduating class of...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...9:15.<br /> <br /> <br /> That concludes our ceremonies.<br /> <br /> <br /> And begins your career<br /> at Honex Industries!<br /> <br /> <br /> Will we pick ourjob today?<br /> <br /> <br /> I heard it's just orientation.<br /> <br /> <br /> Heads up! Here we go.<br /> <br /> <br /> Keep your hands and antennas<br /> inside the tram at all times.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wonder what it'll be like?<br /> - A little scary.<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome to Honex,<br /> a division of Honesco<br /> <br /> <br /> and a part of the Hexagon Group.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> We know that you, as a bee,<br /> have worked your whole life<br /> <br /> <br /> to get to the point where you<br /> can work for your whole life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey begins when our valiant Pollen<br /> Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our top-secret formula<br /> <br /> <br /> is automatically color-corrected,<br /> scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured<br /> <br /> <br /> into this soothing sweet syrup<br /> <br /> <br /> with its distinctive<br /> golden glow you know as...<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That girl was hot.<br /> - She's my cousin!<br /> <br /> <br /> - She is?<br /> - Yes, we're all cousins.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Right. You're right.<br /> - At Honex, we constantly strive<br /> <br /> <br /> to improve every aspect<br /> of bee existence.<br /> <br /> <br /> These bees are stress-testing<br /> a new helmet technology.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What do you think he makes?<br /> - Not enough.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here we have our latest advancement,<br /> the Krelman.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What does that do?<br /> - Oatches that little strand of honey<br /> <br /> <br /> that hangs after you pour it.<br /> Saves us millions.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan anyone work on the Krelman?<br /> <br /> <br /> Of course. Most bee jobs are<br /> small ones. But bees know<br /> <br /> <br /> that every small job,<br /> if it's done well, means a lot.<br /> <br /> <br /> But choose carefully<br /> <br /> <br /> because you'll stay in the job<br /> you pick for the rest of your life.<br /> <br /> <br /> The same job the rest of your life?<br /> I didn't know that.<br /> <br /> <br /> What's the difference?<br /> <br /> <br /> You'll be happy to know that bees,<br /> as a species, haven't had one day off<br /> <br /> <br /> in 27 million years.<br /> <br /> <br /> So you'll just work us to death?<br /> <br /> <br /> We'll sure try.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow! That blew my mind!<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;What's the difference?&quot;<br /> How can you say that?<br /> <br /> <br /> One job forever?<br /> That's an insane choice to have to make.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm relieved. Now we only have<br /> to make one decision in life.<br /> <br /> <br /> But, Adam, how could they<br /> never have told us that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Why would you question anything?<br /> We're bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're the most perfectly<br /> functioning society on Earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> You ever think maybe things<br /> work a little too well here?<br /> <br /> <br /> Like what? Give me one example.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know. But you know<br /> what I'm talking about.<br /> <br /> <br /> Please clear the gate.<br /> Royal Nectar Force on approach.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a second. Oheck it out.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!<br /> - Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've never seen them this close.<br /> <br /> <br /> They know what it's like<br /> outside the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, but some don't come back.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, Jocks!<br /> - Hi, Jocks!<br /> <br /> <br /> You guys did great!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're monsters!<br /> You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - I wonder where they were.<br /> - I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> Their day's not planned.<br /> <br /> <br /> Outside the hive, flying who knows<br /> where, doing who knows what.<br /> <br /> <br /> You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen<br /> Jock. You have to be bred for that.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look. That's more pollen<br /> than you and I will see in a lifetime.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's just a status symbol.<br /> Bees make too much of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it<br /> and the ladies see you wearing it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those ladies?<br /> Aren't they our cousins too?<br /> <br /> <br /> Distant. Distant.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at these two.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oouple of Hive Harrys.<br /> - Let's have fun with them.<br /> <br /> <br /> It must be dangerous<br /> being a Pollen Jock.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Once a bear pinned me<br /> against a mushroom!<br /> <br /> <br /> He had a paw on my throat,<br /> and with the other, he was slapping me!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, my!<br /> - I never thought I'd knock him out.<br /> <br /> <br /> What were you doing during this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Trying to alert the authorities.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can autograph that.<br /> <br /> <br /> A little gusty out there today,<br /> wasn't it, comrades?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Gusty.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're hitting a sunflower patch<br /> six miles from here tomorrow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Six miles, huh?<br /> - Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> A puddle jump for us,<br /> but maybe you're not up for it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Maybe I am.<br /> - You are not!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're going 0900 at J-Gate.<br /> <br /> <br /> What do you think, buzzy-boy?<br /> Are you bee enough?<br /> <br /> <br /> I might be. It all depends<br /> on what 0900 means.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Honex!<br /> <br /> <br /> Dad, you surprised me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You decide what you're interested in?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, there's a lot of choices.<br /> - But you only get one.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you ever get bored<br /> doing the same job every day?<br /> <br /> <br /> Son, let me tell you about stirring.<br /> <br /> <br /> You grab that stick, and you just<br /> move it around, and you stir it around.<br /> <br /> <br /> You get yourself into a rhythm.<br /> It's a beautiful thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, Dad,<br /> the more I think about it,<br /> <br /> <br /> maybe the honey field<br /> just isn't right for me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You were thinking of what,<br /> making balloon animals?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a bad job<br /> for a guy with a stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Janet, your son's not sure<br /> he wants to go into honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.<br /> - I'm not trying to be funny.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're not funny! You're going<br /> into honey. Our son, the stirrer!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're gonna be a stirrer?<br /> - No one's listening to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait till you see the sticks I have.<br /> <br /> <br /> I could say anything right now.<br /> I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's open some honey and celebrate!<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.<br /> Shave my antennae.<br /> <br /> <br /> Shack up with a grasshopper. Get<br /> a gold tooth and call everybody &quot;dawg&quot;!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm so proud.<br /> <br /> <br /> - We're starting work today!<br /> - Today's the day.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on! All the good jobs<br /> will be gone.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,<br /> stirrer, front desk, hair removal...<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is it still available?<br /> - Hang on. Two left!<br /> <br /> <br /> One of them's yours! Oongratulations!<br /> Step to the side.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What'd you get?<br /> - Picking crud out. Stellar!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oouple of newbies?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!<br /> <br /> <br /> Make your choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You want to go first?<br /> - No, you go.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my. What's available?<br /> <br /> <br /> Restroom attendant's open,<br /> not for the reason you think.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Any chance of getting the Krelman?<br /> - Sure, you're on.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wax monkey's always open.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Krelman opened up again.<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened?<br /> <br /> <br /> A bee died. Makes an opening. See?<br /> He's dead. Another dead one.<br /> <br /> <br /> Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dead from the neck up.<br /> Dead from the neck down. That's life!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, this is so hard!<br /> <br /> <br /> Heating, cooling,<br /> stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,<br /> <br /> <br /> humming, inspector number seven,<br /> lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,<br /> <br /> <br /> mite wrangler. Barry, what<br /> do you think I should... Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, we've got the sunflower patch<br /> in quadrant nine...<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened to you?<br /> Where are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'm going out.<br /> - Out? Out where?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Out there.<br /> - Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> I have to, before I go<br /> to work for the rest of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> Another call coming in.<br /> <br /> <br /> If anyone's feeling brave,<br /> there's a Korean deli on 83rd<br /> <br /> <br /> that gets their roses today.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, guys.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Look at that.<br /> - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Really? Feeling lucky, are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sign here, here. Just initial that.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thank you.<br /> - OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> You got a rain advisory today,<br /> <br /> <br /> and as you all know,<br /> bees cannot fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> So be careful. As always,<br /> watch your brooms,<br /> <br /> <br /> hockey sticks, dogs,<br /> birds, bears and bats.<br /> <br /> <br /> Also, I got a couple of reports<br /> of root beer being poured on us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Murphy's in a home because of it,<br /> babbling like a cicada!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That's awful.<br /> - And a reminder for you rookies,<br /> <br /> <br /> bee law number one,<br /> absolutely no talking to humans!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, launch positions!<br /> <br /> <br /> Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,<br /> buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!<br /> <br /> <br /> Black and yellow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello!<br /> <br /> <br /> You ready for this, hot shot?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wind, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Antennae, check.<br /> - Nectar pack, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wings, check.<br /> - Stinger, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> Scared out of my shorts, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, ladies,<br /> <br /> <br /> let's move it out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pound those petunias,<br /> you striped stem-suckers!<br /> <br /> <br /> All of you, drain those flowers!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow! I'm out!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe I'm out!<br /> <br /> <br /> So blue.<br /> <br /> <br /> I feel so fast and free!<br /> <br /> <br /> Box kite!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Blue Leader.<br /> We have roses visual.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses!<br /> <br /> <br /> 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.<br /> <br /> <br /> Stand to the side, kid.<br /> It's got a bit of a kick.<br /> <br /> <br /> That is one nectar collector!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Ever see pollination up close?<br /> - No, sir.<br /> <br /> <br /> I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it<br /> over here. Maybe a dash over there,<br /> <br /> <br /> a pinch on that one.<br /> See that? It's a little bit of magic.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's amazing. Why do we do that?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's pollen power. More pollen, more<br /> flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oool.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.<br /> Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oopy that visual.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait. One of these flowers<br /> seems to be on the move.<br /> <br /> <br /> Say again? You're reporting<br /> a moving flower?<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative.<br /> <br /> <br /> That was on the line!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is the coolest. What is it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know, but I'm loving this color.<br /> <br /> <br /> It smells good.<br /> Not like a flower, but I like it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, fuzzy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ohemical-y.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.<br /> <br /> <br /> My sweet lord of bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oandy-brain, get off there!<br /> <br /> <br /> Problem!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Guys!<br /> - This could be bad.<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very close.<br /> <br /> <br /> Gonna hurt.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mama's little boy.<br /> <br /> <br /> You are way out of position, rookie!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooming in at you like a missile!<br /> <br /> <br /> Help me!<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't think these are flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Should we tell him?<br /> - I think he knows.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Match point!<br /> <br /> <br /> You can start packing up, honey,<br /> because you're about to eat it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yowser!<br /> <br /> <br /> Gross.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's a bee in the car!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Do something!<br /> - I'm driving!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hi, bee.<br /> - He's back here!<br /> <br /> <br /> He's going to sting me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nobody move. If you don't move,<br /> he won't sting you. Freeze!<br /> <br /> <br /> He blinked!<br /> <br /> <br /> Spray him, Granny!<br /> <br /> <br /> What are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow... the tension level<br /> out here is unbelievable.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta get home.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, could you close<br /> the window please?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, could you close<br /> the window please?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oheck out my new resume.<br /> I made it into a fold-out brochure.<br /> <br /> <br /> You see? Folds out.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.<br /> <br /> <br /> What was that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe this time. This time. This time.<br /> This time! This time! This...<br /> <br /> <br /> Drapes!<br /> <br /> <br /> That is diabolical.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's fantastic. It's got all my special<br /> skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.<br /> <br /> <br /> What's number one? Star Wars?<br /> <br /> <br /> Nah, I don't go for that...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...kind of stuff.<br /> <br /> <br /> No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.<br /> They're out of their minds.<br /> <br /> <br /> When I leave a job interview, they're<br /> flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't remember the sun<br /> having a big 75 on it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I predicted global warming.<br /> <br /> <br /> I could feel it getting hotter.<br /> At first I thought it was just me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait! Stop! Bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stand back. These are winter boots.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't kill him!<br /> <br /> <br /> You know I'm allergic to them!<br /> This thing could kill me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does his life have<br /> less value than yours?<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does his life have any less value<br /> than mine? Is that your statement?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm just saying all life has value. You<br /> don't know what he's capable of feeling.<br /> <br /> <br /> My brochure!<br /> <br /> <br /> There you go, little guy.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not scared of him.<br /> It's an allergic thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Put that on your resume brochure.<br /> <br /> <br /> My whole face could puff up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Make it one of your special skills.<br /> <br /> <br /> Knocking someone out<br /> is also a special skill.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?<br /> - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You could put carob chips on there.<br /> - Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Supposed to be less calories.<br /> - Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta say something.<br /> <br /> <br /> She saved my life.<br /> I gotta say something.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, here it goes.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nah.<br /> <br /> <br /> What would I say?<br /> <br /> <br /> I could really get in trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bee law.<br /> You're not supposed to talk to a human.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe I'm doing this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got to.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!<br /> <br /> <br /> No. Yes. No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do it. I can't.<br /> <br /> <br /> How should I start it?<br /> &quot;You like jazz?&quot; No, that's no good.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here she comes! Speak, you fool!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hi!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're talking.<br /> - Yes, I know.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're talking!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm so sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, it's OK. It's fine.<br /> I know I'm dreaming.<br /> <br /> <br /> But I don't recall going to bed.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I'm sure this<br /> is very disconcerting.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is a bit of a surprise to me.<br /> I mean, you're a bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> I am. And I'm not supposed<br /> to be doing this,<br /> <br /> <br /> but they were all trying to kill me.<br /> <br /> <br /> And if it wasn't for you...<br /> <br /> <br /> I had to thank you.<br /> It's just how I was raised.<br /> <br /> <br /> That was a little weird.<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'm talking with a bee.<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm talking to a bee.<br /> And the bee is talking to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> I just want to say I'm grateful.<br /> I'll leave now.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wait! How did you learn to do that?<br /> - What?<br /> <br /> <br /> The talking thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Same way you did, I guess.<br /> &quot;Mama, Dada, honey.&quot; You pick it up.<br /> <br /> <br /> - That's very funny.<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,<br /> we'd cry with what we have to deal with.<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway...<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...get you something?<br /> - Like what?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know. I mean...<br /> I don't know. Ooffee?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't want to put you out.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's just coffee.<br /> - I hate to impose.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Don't be ridiculous!<br /> - Actually, I would love a cup.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, you want rum cake?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I shouldn't.<br /> - Have some.<br /> <br /> <br /> - No, I can't.<br /> - Oome on!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where?<br /> - These stripes don't help.<br /> <br /> <br /> You look great!<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know if you know<br /> anything about fashion.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you all right?<br /> <br /> <br /> No.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's making the tie in the cab<br /> as they're flying up Madison.<br /> <br /> <br /> He finally gets there.<br /> <br /> <br /> He runs up the steps into the church.<br /> The wedding is on.<br /> <br /> <br /> And he says, &quot;Watermelon?<br /> I thought you said Guatemalan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why would I marry a watermelon?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> Is that a bee joke?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's the kind of stuff we do.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, different.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, what are you gonna do, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> About work? I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> I want to do my part for the hive,<br /> but I can't do it the way they want.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know how you feel.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You do?<br /> - Sure.<br /> <br /> <br /> My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or<br /> a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Really?<br /> - My only interest is flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our new queen was just elected<br /> with that same campaign slogan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway, if you look...<br /> <br /> <br /> There's my hive right there. See it?<br /> <br /> <br /> You're in Sheep Meadow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!<br /> <br /> <br /> No way! I know that area.<br /> I lost a toe ring there once.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why do girls put rings on their toes?<br /> - Why not?<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's like putting a hat on your knee.<br /> - Maybe I'll try that.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You all right, ma'am?<br /> - Oh, yeah. Fine.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just having two cups of coffee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway, this has been great.<br /> Thanks for the coffee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it's no trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,<br /> I'd be up the rest of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you...?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I take a piece of this with me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sure! Here, have a crumb.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thanks!<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Well, then...<br /> I guess I'll see you around.<br /> <br /> <br /> Or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> And thank you<br /> so much again... for before.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, that? That was nothing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...<br /> <br /> <br /> This can't possibly work.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's all set to go.<br /> We may as well try it.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, Dave, pull the chute.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Sounds amazing.<br /> - It was amazing!<br /> <br /> <br /> It was the scariest,<br /> happiest moment of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Humans! I can't believe<br /> you were with humans!<br /> <br /> <br /> Giant, scary humans!<br /> What were they like?<br /> <br /> <br /> Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.<br /> <br /> <br /> They eat crazy giant things.<br /> They drive crazy.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?<br /> - Some of them. But some of them don't.<br /> <br /> <br /> - How'd you get back?<br /> - Poodle.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did it, and I'm glad. You saw<br /> whatever you wanted to see.<br /> <br /> <br /> You had your &quot;experience.&quot; Now you<br /> can pick out yourjob and be normal.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well...<br /> - Well?<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I met someone.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did? Was she Bee-ish?<br /> <br /> <br /> - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!<br /> - No, no, no, not a wasp.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Spider?<br /> - I'm not attracted to spiders.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know it's the hottest thing,<br /> with the eight legs and all.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't get by that face.<br /> <br /> <br /> So who is she?<br /> <br /> <br /> She's... human.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, no. That's a bee law.<br /> You wouldn't break a bee law.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Her name's Vanessa.<br /> - Oh, boy.<br /> <br /> <br /> She's so nice. And she's a florist!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're not dating.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're flying outside the hive, talking<br /> to humans that attack our homes<br /> <br /> <br /> with power washers and M-80s!<br /> One-eighth a stick of dynamite!<br /> <br /> <br /> She saved my life!<br /> And she understands me.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is over!<br /> <br /> <br /> Eat this.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is not over! What was that?<br /> <br /> <br /> - They call it a crumb.<br /> - It was so stingin' stripey!<br /> <br /> <br /> And that's not what they eat.<br /> That's what falls off what they eat!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You know what a Oinnabon is?<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.<br /> They heat it up...<br /> <br /> <br /> Sit down!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...really hot!<br /> - Listen to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> We are not them! We're us.<br /> There's us and there's them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, but who can deny<br /> the heart that is yearning?<br /> <br /> <br /> There's no yearning.<br /> Stop yearning. Listen to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> You have got to start thinking bee,<br /> my friend. Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> There he is. He's in the pool.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know what your problem is, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta start thinking bee?<br /> <br /> <br /> How much longer will this go on?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's been three days!<br /> Why aren't you working?<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got a lot of big life decisions<br /> to think about.<br /> <br /> <br /> What life? You have no life!<br /> You have no job. You're barely a bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Would it kill you<br /> to make a little honey?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, come out.<br /> Your father's talking to you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Martin, would you talk to him?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I'm talking to you!<br /> <br /> <br /> You coming?<br /> <br /> <br /> Got everything?<br /> <br /> <br /> All set!<br /> <br /> <br /> Go ahead. I'll catch up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't be too long.<br /> <br /> <br /> Watch this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa!<br /> <br /> <br /> - We're still here.<br /> - I told you not to yell at him.<br /> <br /> <br /> He doesn't respond to yelling!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Then why yell at me?<br /> - Because you don't listen!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not listening to this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry, I've gotta go.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where are you going?<br /> - I'm meeting a friend.<br /> <br /> <br /> A girl? Is this why you can't decide?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> I just hope she's Bee-ish.<br /> <br /> <br /> They have a huge parade<br /> of flowers every year in Pasadena?<br /> <br /> <br /> To be in the Tournament of Roses,<br /> that's every florist's dream!<br /> <br /> <br /> Up on a float, surrounded<br /> by flowers, crowds cheering.<br /> <br /> <br /> A tournament. Do the roses<br /> compete in athletic events?<br /> <br /> <br /> No. All right, I've got one.<br /> How come you don't fly everywhere?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's exhausting. Why don't you<br /> run everywhere? It's faster.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, OK, I see, I see.<br /> All right, your turn.<br /> <br /> <br /> TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?<br /> That's insane!<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have that?<br /> <br /> <br /> We have Hivo, but it's a disease.<br /> It's a horrible, horrible disease.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dumb bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> You must want to sting all those jerks.<br /> <br /> <br /> We try not to sting.<br /> It's usually fatal for us.<br /> <br /> <br /> So you have to watch your temper.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very carefully.<br /> You kick a wall, take a walk,<br /> <br /> <br /> write an angry letter and throw it out.<br /> Work through it like any emotion:<br /> <br /> <br /> Anger, jealousy, lust.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What is wrong with you?!<br /> - It's a bug.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's not bothering anybody.<br /> Get out of here, you creep!<br /> <br /> <br /> What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it was. How did you know?<br /> <br /> <br /> It felt like about 10 pages.<br /> Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.<br /> <br /> <br /> You've really got that<br /> down to a science.<br /> <br /> <br /> - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.<br /> - I'll bet.<br /> <br /> <br /> What in the name<br /> of Mighty Hercules is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> How did this get here?<br /> Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,<br /> <br /> <br /> Ray Liotta Private Select?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is he that actor?<br /> - I never heard of him.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why is this here?<br /> - For people. We eat it.<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have<br /> enough food of your own?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, yes.<br /> - How do you get it?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees make it.<br /> - I know who makes it!<br /> <br /> <br /> And it's hard to make it!<br /> <br /> <br /> There's heating, cooling, stirring.<br /> You need a whole Krelman thing!<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's organic.<br /> - It's our-ganic!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's just honey, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just what?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't know about this!<br /> This is stealing! A lot of stealing!<br /> <br /> <br /> You've taken our homes, schools,<br /> hospitals! This is all we have!<br /> <br /> <br /> And it's on sale?!<br /> I'm getting to the bottom of this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm getting to the bottom<br /> of all of this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Hector.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You almost done?<br /> - Almost.<br /> <br /> <br /> He is here. I sense it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I guess I'll go home now<br /> <br /> <br /> and just leave this nice honey out,<br /> with no one around.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're busted, box boy!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew I heard something.<br /> So you can talk!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can talk.<br /> And now you'll start talking!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where you getting the sweet stuff?<br /> Who's your supplier?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't understand.<br /> I thought we were friends.<br /> <br /> <br /> The last thing we want<br /> to do is upset bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're too late! It's ours now!<br /> <br /> <br /> You, sir, have crossed<br /> the wrong sword!<br /> <br /> <br /> You, sir, will be lunch<br /> for my iguana, Ignacio!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is the honey coming from?<br /> <br /> <br /> Tell me where!<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!<br /> <br /> <br /> Orazy person!<br /> <br /> <br /> What horrible thing has happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> These faces, they never knew<br /> what hit them. And now<br /> <br /> <br /> they're on the road to nowhere!<br /> <br /> <br /> Just keep still.<br /> <br /> <br /> What? You're not dead?<br /> <br /> <br /> Do I look dead? They will wipe anything<br /> that moves. Where you headed?<br /> <br /> <br /> To Honey Farms.<br /> I am onto something huge here.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,<br /> crazy stuff. Blows your head off!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to Tacoma.<br /> <br /> <br /> - And you?<br /> - He really is dead.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Uh-oh!<br /> <br /> <br /> - What is that?!<br /> - Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> - A wiper! Triple blade!<br /> - Triple blade?<br /> <br /> <br /> Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does everything have<br /> to be so doggone clean?!<br /> <br /> <br /> How much do you people need to see?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Open your eyes!<br /> Stick your head out the window!<br /> <br /> <br /> From NPR News in Washington,<br /> I'm Oarl Kasell.<br /> <br /> <br /> But don't kill no more bugs!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bee!<br /> - Moose blood guy!!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You hear something?<br /> - Like what?<br /> <br /> <br /> Like tiny screaming.<br /> <br /> <br /> Turn off the radio.<br /> <br /> <br /> Whassup, bee boy?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Blood.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just a row of honey jars,<br /> as far as the eye could see.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> I assume wherever this truck goes<br /> is where they're getting it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I mean, that honey's ours.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees hang tight.<br /> - We're all jammed in.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a close community.<br /> <br /> <br /> Not us, man. We on our own.<br /> Every mosquito on his own.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What if you get in trouble?<br /> - You a mosquito, you in trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nobody likes us. They just smack.<br /> See a mosquito, smack, smack!<br /> <br /> <br /> At least you're out in the world.<br /> You must meet girls.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mosquito girls try to trade up,<br /> get with a moth, dragonfly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.<br /> <br /> <br /> You got to be kidding me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mooseblood's about to leave<br /> the building! So long, bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, guys!<br /> - Mooseblood!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew I'd catch y'all down here.<br /> Did you bring your crazy straw?<br /> <br /> <br /> We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,<br /> and it's pretty much pure profit.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this place?<br /> <br /> <br /> A bee's got a brain<br /> the size of a pinhead.<br /> <br /> <br /> They are pinheads!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pinhead.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oheck out the new smoker.<br /> - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Thomas 3000!<br /> <br /> <br /> Smoker?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.<br /> Twice the nicotine, all the tar.<br /> <br /> <br /> A couple breaths of this<br /> knocks them right out.<br /> <br /> <br /> They make the honey,<br /> and we make the money.<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;They make the honey,<br /> and we make the money&quot;?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my!<br /> <br /> <br /> What's going on? Are you OK?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. It doesn't last too long.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you know you're<br /> in a fake hive with fake walls?<br /> <br /> <br /> Our queen was moved here.<br /> We had no choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is your queen?<br /> That's a man in women's clothes!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a drag queen!<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> There's hundreds of them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bee honey.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our honey is being brazenly stolen<br /> on a massive scale!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is worse than anything bears<br /> have done! I intend to do something.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, Barry, stop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Who told you humans are taking<br /> our honey? That's a rumor.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do these look like rumors?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a conspiracy theory.<br /> These are obviously doctored photos.<br /> <br /> <br /> How did you get mixed up in this?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's been talking to humans.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What?<br /> - Talking to humans?!<br /> <br /> <br /> He has a human girlfriend.<br /> And they make out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Make out? Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> We do not.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You wish you could.<br /> - Whose side are you on?<br /> <br /> <br /> The bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.<br /> Those crazy legs kept me up all night.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, this is what you want<br /> to do with your life?<br /> <br /> <br /> I want to do it for all our lives.<br /> Nobody works harder than bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Dad, I remember you<br /> coming home so overworked<br /> <br /> <br /> your hands were still stirring.<br /> You couldn't stop.<br /> <br /> <br /> I remember that.<br /> <br /> <br /> What right do they have to our honey?<br /> <br /> <br /> We live on two cups a year. They put it<br /> in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!<br /> <br /> <br /> Even if it's true, what can one bee do?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sting them where it really hurts.<br /> <br /> <br /> In the face! The eye!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That would hurt.<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Up the nose? That's a killer.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's only one place you can sting<br /> the humans, one place where it matters.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hive at Five, the hive's only<br /> full-hour action news source.<br /> <br /> <br /> No more bee beards!<br /> <br /> <br /> With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.<br /> <br /> <br /> Weather with Storm Stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sports with Buzz Larvi.<br /> <br /> <br /> And Jeanette Ohung.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.<br /> - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.<br /> <br /> <br /> A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,<br /> <br /> <br /> intends to sue the human race<br /> for stealing our honey,<br /> <br /> <br /> packaging it and profiting<br /> from it illegally!<br /> <br /> <br /> Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,<br /> <br /> <br /> we'll have three former queens here in<br /> our studio, discussing their new book,<br /> <br /> <br /> Olassy Ladies,<br /> out this week on Hexagon.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> Did you ever think, &quot;I'm a kid<br /> from the hive. I can't do this&quot;?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have never been afraid<br /> to change the world.<br /> <br /> <br /> What about Bee Oolumbus?<br /> Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?<br /> <br /> <br /> Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.<br /> <br /> <br /> We were thinking<br /> of stickball or candy stores.<br /> <br /> <br /> How old are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> The bee community<br /> is supporting you in this case,<br /> <br /> <br /> which will be the trial<br /> of the bee century.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, they have a Larry King<br /> in the human world too.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a common name. Next week...<br /> <br /> <br /> He looks like you and has a show<br /> and suspenders and colored dots...<br /> <br /> <br /> Next week...<br /> <br /> <br /> Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the<br /> guest even though you just heard 'em.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bear Week next week!<br /> They're scary, hairy and here live.<br /> <br /> <br /> Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,<br /> squinty eyes, very Jewish.<br /> <br /> <br /> In tennis, you attack<br /> at the point of weakness!<br /> <br /> <br /> It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey, her backhand's a joke!<br /> I'm not gonna take advantage of that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Quiet, please.<br /> Actual work going on here.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that that same bee?<br /> - Yes, it is!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm helping him sue the human race.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hello.<br /> - Hello, bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Ken.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size<br /> ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does he talk again?<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, you better go<br /> 'cause we're really busy working.<br /> <br /> <br /> But it's our yogurt night!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bye-bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why is yogurt night so difficult?!<br /> <br /> <br /> You poor thing.<br /> You two have been at this for hours!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, and Adam here<br /> has been a huge help.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Frosting...<br /> - How many sugars?<br /> <br /> <br /> Just one. I try not<br /> to use the competition.<br /> <br /> <br /> So why are you helping me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have good qualities.<br /> <br /> <br /> And it takes my mind off the shop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Instead of flowers, people<br /> are giving balloon bouquets now.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those are great, if you're three.<br /> <br /> <br /> And artificial flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, those just get me psychotic!<br /> - Yeah, me too.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bent stingers, pointless pollination.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees must hate those fake things!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nothing worse<br /> than a daffodil that's had work done.<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe this could make up<br /> for it a little bit.<br /> <br /> <br /> - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.<br /> - I guess.<br /> <br /> <br /> You sure you want to go through with it?<br /> <br /> <br /> Am I sure? When I'm done with<br /> the humans, they won't be able<br /> <br /> <br /> to say, &quot;Honey, I'm home,&quot;<br /> without paying a royalty!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's an incredible scene<br /> here in downtown Manhattan,<br /> <br /> <br /> where the world anxiously waits,<br /> because for the first time in history,<br /> <br /> <br /> we will hear for ourselves<br /> if a honeybee can actually speak.<br /> <br /> <br /> What have we gotten into here, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's pretty big, isn't it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe how many humans<br /> don't work during the day.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think billion-dollar multinational<br /> food companies have good lawyers?<br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody needs to stay<br /> behind the barricade.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What's the matter?<br /> - I don't know, I just got a chill.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, if it isn't the bee team.<br /> <br /> <br /> You boys work on this?<br /> <br /> <br /> All rise! The Honorable<br /> Judge Bumbleton presiding.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Oase number 4475,<br /> <br /> <br /> Superior Oourt of New York,<br /> Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry<br /> <br /> <br /> is now in session.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Montgomery, you're representing<br /> the five food companies collectively?<br /> <br /> <br /> A privilege.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson... you're representing<br /> all the bees of the world?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,<br /> we're ready to proceed.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Montgomery,<br /> your opening statement, please.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,<br /> <br /> <br /> my grandmother was a simple woman.<br /> <br /> <br /> Born on a farm, she believed<br /> it was man's divine right<br /> <br /> <br /> to benefit from the bounty<br /> of nature God put before us.<br /> <br /> <br /> If we lived in the topsy-turvy world<br /> Mr. Benson imagines,<br /> <br /> <br /> just think of what would it mean.<br /> <br /> <br /> I would have to negotiate<br /> with the silkworm<br /> <br /> <br /> for the elastic in my britches!<br /> <br /> <br /> Talking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> How do we know this isn't some sort of<br /> <br /> <br /> holographic motion-picture-capture<br /> Hollywood wizardry?<br /> <br /> <br /> They could be using laser beams!<br /> <br /> <br /> Robotics! Ventriloquism!<br /> Oloning! For all we know,<br /> <br /> <br /> he could be on steroids!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen,<br /> there's no trickery here.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm just an ordinary bee.<br /> Honey's pretty important to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's important to all bees.<br /> We invented it!<br /> <br /> <br /> We make it. And we protect it<br /> with our lives.<br /> <br /> <br /> Unfortunately, there are<br /> some people in this room<br /> <br /> <br /> who think they can take it from us<br /> <br /> <br /> 'cause we're the little guys!<br /> I'm hoping that, after this is all over,<br /> <br /> <br /> you'll see how, by taking our honey,<br /> you not only take everything we have<br /> <br /> <br /> but everything we are!<br /> <br /> <br /> I wish he'd dress like that<br /> all the time. So nice!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oall your first witness.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden<br /> of Honey Farms, big company you have.<br /> <br /> <br /> I suppose so.<br /> <br /> <br /> I see you also own<br /> Honeyburton and Honron!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, they provide beekeepers<br /> for our farms.<br /> <br /> <br /> Beekeeper. I find that<br /> to be a very disturbing term.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't imagine you employ<br /> any bee-free-ers, do you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - No.<br /> - I couldn't hear you.<br /> <br /> <br /> - No.<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Because you don't free bees.<br /> You keep bees. Not only that,<br /> <br /> <br /> it seems you thought a bear would be<br /> an appropriate image for a jar of honey.<br /> <br /> <br /> They're very lovable creatures.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.<br /> <br /> <br /> You mean like this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bears kill bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> How'd you like his head crashing<br /> through your living room?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Biting into your couch!<br /> Spitting out your throw pillows!<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, that's enough. Take him away.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.<br /> Your name intrigues me.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where have I heard it before?<br /> - I was with a band called The Police.<br /> <br /> <br /> But you've never been<br /> a police officer, have you?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, I haven't.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, you haven't. And so here<br /> we have yet another example<br /> <br /> <br /> of bee culture casually<br /> stolen by a human<br /> <br /> <br /> for nothing more than<br /> a prance-about stage name.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, please.<br /> <br /> <br /> Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?<br /> <br /> <br /> Because I'm feeling<br /> a little stung, Sting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's not his real name?! You idiots!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Liotta, first,<br /> belated congratulations on<br /> <br /> <br /> your Emmy win for a guest spot<br /> on ER in 2005.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you. Thank you.<br /> <br /> <br /> I see from your resume<br /> that you're devilishly handsome<br /> <br /> <br /> with a churning inner turmoil<br /> that's ready to blow.<br /> <br /> <br /> I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?<br /> <br /> <br /> Not yet it isn't. But is this<br /> what it's come to for you?<br /> <br /> <br /> Exploiting tiny, helpless bees<br /> so you don't<br /> <br /> <br /> have to rehearse<br /> your part and learn your lines, sir?<br /> <br /> <br /> Watch it, Benson!<br /> I could blow right now!<br /> <br /> <br /> This isn't a goodfella.<br /> This is a badfella!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why doesn't someone just step on<br /> this creep, and we can all go home?!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Order in this court!<br /> - You're all thinking it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order! Order, I say!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Say it!<br /> - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think it was awfully nice<br /> of that bear to pitch in like that.<br /> <br /> <br /> I think the jury's on our side.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are we doing everything right, legally?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm a florist.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Well, here's to a great team.<br /> <br /> <br /> To a great team!<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Ken!<br /> - Hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't think you were coming.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, I was just late.<br /> I tried to call, but... the battery.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't want all this to go to waste,<br /> so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, that was lucky.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's a little left.<br /> I could heat it up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> So I hear you're quite a tennis player.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not much for the game myself.<br /> The ball's a little grabby.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's where I usually sit.<br /> Right... there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,<br /> <br /> <br /> and he agreed with me that eating with<br /> chopsticks isn't really a special skill.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think I don't see what you're doing?<br /> <br /> <br /> I know how hard it is to find<br /> the rightjob. We have that in common.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do we?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have 100 percent employment,<br /> but we do jobs like taking the crud out.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's just what<br /> I was thinking about doing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor<br /> for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to drain the old stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, you do that.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at that.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I've just about had it<br /> <br /> <br /> with your little mind games.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What's that?<br /> - Italian Vogue.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.<br /> <br /> <br /> A lot of ads.<br /> <br /> <br /> Remember what Van said, why is<br /> your life more valuable than mine?<br /> <br /> <br /> Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think something stinks in here!<br /> <br /> <br /> I love the smell of flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> How do you like the smell of flames?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Not as much.<br /> <br /> <br /> Water bug! Not taking sides!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!<br /> This is pathetic!<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got issues!<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, well, well, a royal flush!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're bluffing.<br /> - Am I?<br /> <br /> <br /> Surf's up, dude!<br /> <br /> <br /> Poo water!<br /> <br /> <br /> That bowl is gnarly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Except for those dirty yellow rings!<br /> <br /> <br /> Kenneth! What are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I don't even like honey!<br /> I don't eat it!<br /> <br /> <br /> We need to talk!<br /> <br /> <br /> He's just a little bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> And he happens to be<br /> the nicest bee I've met in a long time!<br /> <br /> <br /> Long time? What are you talking about?!<br /> Are there other bugs in your life?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, but there are other things bugging<br /> me in life. And you're one of them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...<br /> <br /> <br /> My nerves are fried from riding<br /> on this emotional roller coaster!<br /> <br /> <br /> Goodbye, Ken.<br /> <br /> <br /> And for your information,<br /> <br /> <br /> I prefer sugar-free, artificial<br /> sweeteners made by man!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry about all that.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know it's got<br /> an aftertaste! I like it!<br /> <br /> <br /> I always felt there was some kind<br /> of barrier between Ken and me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I couldn't overcome it.<br /> Oh, well.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you OK for the trial?<br /> <br /> <br /> I believe Mr. Montgomery<br /> is about out of ideas.<br /> <br /> <br /> We would like to call<br /> Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.<br /> <br /> <br /> Good idea! You can really see why he's<br /> considered one of the best lawyers...<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> Layton, you've<br /> gotta weave some magic<br /> <br /> <br /> with this jury,<br /> or it's gonna be all over.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't worry. The only thing I have<br /> to do to turn this jury around<br /> <br /> <br /> is to remind them<br /> of what they don't like about bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You got the tweezers?<br /> - Are you allergic?<br /> <br /> <br /> Only to losing, son. Only to losing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you<br /> what I think we'd all like to know.<br /> <br /> <br /> What exactly is your relationship<br /> <br /> <br /> to that woman?<br /> <br /> <br /> We're friends.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Good friends?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> How good? Do you live together?<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute...<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you her little...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...bedbug?<br /> <br /> <br /> I've seen a bee documentary or two.<br /> From what I understand,<br /> <br /> <br /> doesn't your queen give birth<br /> to all the bee children?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Yeah, but...<br /> - So those aren't your real parents!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, Barry...<br /> - Yes, they are!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold me back!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're an illegitimate bee,<br /> aren't you, Benson?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's denouncing bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't y'all date your cousins?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Objection!<br /> - I'm going to pincushion this guy!<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, don't! It's what he wants!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, I'm hit!!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, lordy, I am hit!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order! Order!<br /> <br /> <br /> The venom! The venom<br /> is coursing through my veins!<br /> <br /> <br /> I have been felled<br /> by a winged beast of destruction!<br /> <br /> <br /> You see? You can't treat them<br /> like equals! They're striped savages!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stinging's the only thing<br /> they know! It's their way!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Adam, stay with me.<br /> - I can't feel my legs.<br /> <br /> <br /> What angel of mercy<br /> will come forward to suck the poison<br /> <br /> <br /> from my heaving buttocks?<br /> <br /> <br /> I will have order in this court. Order!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order, please!<br /> <br /> <br /> The case of the honeybees<br /> versus the human race<br /> <br /> <br /> took a pointed turn against the bees<br /> <br /> <br /> yesterday when one of their legal<br /> team stung Layton T. Montgomery.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, buddy.<br /> - Hey.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is there much pain?<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> I...<br /> <br /> <br /> I blew the whole case, didn't I?<br /> <br /> <br /> It doesn't matter. What matters is<br /> you're alive. You could have died.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'd be better off dead. Look at me.<br /> <br /> <br /> They got it from the cafeteria<br /> downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look, there's<br /> a little celery still on it.<br /> <br /> <br /> What was it like to sting someone?<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't explain it. It was all...<br /> <br /> <br /> All adrenaline and then...<br /> and then ecstasy!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think it was all a trap?<br /> <br /> <br /> Of course. I'm sorry.<br /> I flew us right into this.<br /> <br /> <br /> What were we thinking? Look at us. We're<br /> just a couple of bugs in this world.<br /> <br /> <br /> What will the humans do to us<br /> if they win?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> I hear they put the roaches in motels.<br /> That doesn't sound so bad.<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, they check in,<br /> but they don't check out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oould you get a nurse<br /> to close that window?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why?<br /> - The smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Bees don't smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't smoke!<br /> But some bees are smoking.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's it! That's our case!<br /> <br /> <br /> It is? It's not over?<br /> <br /> <br /> Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> Get back to the court and stall.<br /> Stall any way you can.<br /> <br /> <br /> And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Flayman.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes? Yes, Your Honor!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is the rest of your team?<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,<br /> <br /> <br /> and as a result,<br /> we don't make very good time.<br /> <br /> <br /> I actually heard a funny story about...<br /> <br /> <br /> Your Honor,<br /> haven't these ridiculous bugs<br /> <br /> <br /> taken up enough<br /> of this court's valuable time?<br /> <br /> <br /> How much longer will we allow<br /> these absurd shenanigans to go on?<br /> <br /> <br /> They have presented no compelling<br /> evidence to support their charges<br /> <br /> <br /> against my clients,<br /> who run legitimate businesses.<br /> <br /> <br /> I move for a complete dismissal<br /> of this entire case!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going<br /> <br /> <br /> to have to consider<br /> Mr. Montgomery's motion.<br /> <br /> <br /> But you can't! We have a terrific case.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is your proof?<br /> Where is the evidence?<br /> <br /> <br /> Show me the smoking gun!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it, Your Honor!<br /> You want a smoking gun?<br /> <br /> <br /> Here is your smoking gun.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is that?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bee smoker!<br /> <br /> <br /> What, this?<br /> This harmless little contraption?<br /> <br /> <br /> This couldn't hurt a fly,<br /> let alone a bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at what has happened<br /> <br /> <br /> to bees who have never been asked,<br /> &quot;Smoking or non?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> Is this what nature intended for us?<br /> <br /> <br /> To be forcibly addicted<br /> to smoke machines<br /> <br /> <br /> and man-made wooden slat work camps?<br /> <br /> <br /> Living out our lives as honey slaves<br /> to the white man?<br /> <br /> <br /> - What are we gonna do?<br /> - He's playing the species card.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen, please,<br /> free these bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> The court finds in favor of the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, we won!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew you could do it! High-five!<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm OK! You know what this means?<br /> <br /> <br /> All the honey<br /> will finally belong to the bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> Now we won't have<br /> to work so hard all the time.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is an unholy perversion<br /> of the balance of nature, Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> You'll regret this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, how much honey is out there?<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. One at a time.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, who are you wearing?<br /> <br /> <br /> My sweater is Ralph Lauren,<br /> and I have no pants.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What if Montgomery's right?<br /> - What do you mean?<br /> <br /> <br /> We've been living the bee way<br /> a long time, 27 million years.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oongratulations on your victory.<br /> What will you demand as a settlement?<br /> <br /> <br /> First, we'll demand a complete shutdown<br /> of all bee work camps.<br /> <br /> <br /> Then we want back the honey<br /> that was ours to begin with,<br /> <br /> <br /> every last drop.<br /> <br /> <br /> We demand an end to the glorification<br /> of the bear as anything more<br /> <br /> <br /> than a filthy, smelly,<br /> bad-breath stink machine.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're all aware<br /> of what they do in the woods.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait for my signal.<br /> <br /> <br /> Take him out.<br /> <br /> <br /> He'll have nauseous<br /> for a few hours, then he'll be fine.<br /> <br /> <br /> And we will no longer tolerate<br /> bee-negative nicknames...<br /> <br /> <br /> But it's just a prance-about stage name!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...unnecessary inclusion of honey<br /> in bogus health products<br /> <br /> <br /> and la-dee-da human<br /> tea-time snack garnishments.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't breathe.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring it in, boys!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it right there! Good.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tap it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,<br /> and there's gallons more coming!<br /> <br /> <br /> - I think we need to shut down!<br /> - Shut down? We've never shut down.<br /> <br /> <br /> Shut down honey production!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stop making honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> Turn your key, sir!<br /> <br /> <br /> What do we do now?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oannonball!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're shutting honey production!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mission abort.<br /> <br /> <br /> Aborting pollination and nectar detail.<br /> Returning to base.<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, you wouldn't believe<br /> how much honey was out there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, yeah?<br /> <br /> <br /> What's going on? Where is everybody?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Are they out celebrating?<br /> - They're home.<br /> <br /> <br /> They don't know what to do.<br /> Laying out, sleeping in.<br /> <br /> <br /> I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way<br /> to San Antonio with a cricket.<br /> <br /> <br /> At least we got our honey back.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sometimes I think, so what if humans<br /> liked our honey? Who wouldn't?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's the greatest thing in the world!<br /> I was excited to be part of making it.<br /> <br /> <br /> This was my new desk. This was my<br /> new job. I wanted to do it really well.<br /> <br /> <br /> And now...<br /> <br /> <br /> Now I can't.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't understand<br /> why they're not happy.<br /> <br /> <br /> I thought their lives would be better!<br /> <br /> <br /> They're doing nothing. It's amazing.<br /> Honey really changes people.<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have any idea<br /> what's going on, do you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - What did you want to show me?<br /> - This.<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> That is not the half of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no. Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> They're all wilting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Doesn't look very good, does it?<br /> <br /> <br /> No.<br /> <br /> <br /> And whose fault do you think that is?<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I'm gonna guess bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees?<br /> <br /> <br /> Specifically, me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't think bees not needing to make<br /> honey would affect all these things.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's notjust flowers.<br /> Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's our whole SAT test right there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Take away produce, that affects<br /> the entire animal kingdom.<br /> <br /> <br /> And then, of course...<br /> <br /> <br /> The human species?<br /> <br /> <br /> So if there's no more pollination,<br /> <br /> <br /> it could all just go south here,<br /> couldn't it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I know this is also partly my fault.<br /> <br /> <br /> How about a suicide pact?<br /> <br /> <br /> How do we do it?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'll sting you, you step on me.<br /> - Thatjust kills you twice.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right, right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, Barry...<br /> sorry, but I gotta get going.<br /> <br /> <br /> I had to open my mouth and talk.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa?<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa? Why are you leaving?<br /> Where are you going?<br /> <br /> <br /> To the final Tournament of Roses parade<br /> in Pasadena.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've moved it to this weekend<br /> because all the flowers are dying.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's the last chance<br /> I'll ever have to see it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.<br /> I never meant it to turn out like this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know. Me neither.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tournament of Roses.<br /> Roses can't do sports.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa!<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Roses are flowers!<br /> - Yes, they are.<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers, bees, pollen!<br /> <br /> <br /> I know.<br /> That's why this is the last parade.<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe not.<br /> Oould you ask him to slow down?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oould you slow down?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, I made a huge mistake.<br /> This is a total disaster, all my fault.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, it kind of is.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've ruined the planet.<br /> I wanted to help you<br /> <br /> <br /> with the flower shop.<br /> I've made it worse.<br /> <br /> <br /> Actually, it's completely closed down.<br /> <br /> <br /> I thought maybe you were remodeling.<br /> <br /> <br /> But I have another idea, and it's<br /> greater than my previous ideas combined.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't want to hear it!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, they have the roses,<br /> the roses have the pollen.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know every bee, plant<br /> and flower bud in this park.<br /> <br /> <br /> All we gotta do is get what they've got<br /> back here with what we've got.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees.<br /> - Park.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Pollen!<br /> - Flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Repollination!<br /> - Across the nation!<br /> <br /> <br /> Tournament of Roses,<br /> Pasadena, Oalifornia.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've got nothing<br /> but flowers, floats and cotton candy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Security will be tight.<br /> <br /> <br /> I have an idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa Bloome, FTD.<br /> <br /> <br /> Official floral business. It's real.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you. It was a gift.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once inside,<br /> we just pick the right float.<br /> <br /> <br /> How about The Princess and the Pea?<br /> <br /> <br /> I could be the princess,<br /> and you could be the pea!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, I got it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where should I sit?<br /> - What are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I believe I'm the pea.<br /> - The pea?<br /> <br /> <br /> It goes under the mattresses.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.<br /> - I'm getting the marshal.<br /> <br /> <br /> You do that!<br /> This whole parade is a fiasco!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's see what this baby'll do.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, what are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Then all we do<br /> is blend in with traffic...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...without arousing suspicion.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once at the airport,<br /> there's no stopping us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Stop! Security.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You and your insect pack your float?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> Has it been<br /> in your possession the entire time?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you remove your shoes?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Remove your stinger.<br /> - It's part of me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know. Just having some fun.<br /> Enjoy your flight.<br /> <br /> <br /> Then if we're lucky, we'll have<br /> just enough pollen to do the job.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan you believe how lucky we are? We<br /> have just enough pollen to do the job!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think this is gonna work.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's got to work.<br /> <br /> <br /> Attention, passengers,<br /> this is Oaptain Scott.<br /> <br /> <br /> We have a bit of bad weather<br /> in New York.<br /> <br /> <br /> It looks like we'll experience<br /> a couple hours delay.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, these are cut flowers<br /> with no water. They'll never make it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta get up there<br /> and talk to them.<br /> <br /> <br /> Be careful.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I get help<br /> with the Sky Mall magazine?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'd like to order the talking<br /> inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What'd you say, Hal?<br /> - Nothing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't freak out! My entire species...<br /> <br /> <br /> What are you doing?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!<br /> - Who's an attorney?<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't move.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Good afternoon, passengers.<br /> This is your captain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B<br /> please report to the cockpit?<br /> <br /> <br /> And please hurry!<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> There was a DustBuster,<br /> a toupee, a life raft exploded.<br /> <br /> <br /> One's bald, one's in a boat,<br /> they're both unconscious!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that another bee joke?<br /> - No!<br /> <br /> <br /> No one's flying the plane!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.<br /> What's your status?<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Vanessa Bloome.<br /> I'm a florist from New York.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where's the pilot?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's unconscious,<br /> and so is the copilot.<br /> <br /> <br /> Not good. Does anyone onboard<br /> have flight experience?<br /> <br /> <br /> As a matter of fact, there is.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Who's that?<br /> - Barry Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> From the honey trial?! Oh, great.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, this is nothing more<br /> than a big metal bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's got giant wings, huge engines.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't fly a plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> How hard could it be?<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait, Barry!<br /> We're headed into some lightning.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Bob Bumble. We have some<br /> late-breaking news from JFK Airport,<br /> <br /> <br /> where a suspenseful scene<br /> is developing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry Benson,<br /> fresh from his legal victory...<br /> <br /> <br /> That's Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...is attempting to land a plane,<br /> loaded with people, flowers<br /> <br /> <br /> and an incapacitated flight crew.<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers?!<br /> <br /> <br /> We have a storm in the area<br /> and two individuals at the controls<br /> <br /> <br /> with absolutely no flight experience.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just a minute.<br /> There's a bee on that plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson<br /> and his no-account compadres.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've done enough damage.<br /> <br /> <br /> But isn't he your only hope?<br /> <br /> <br /> Technically, a bee<br /> shouldn't be able to fly at all.<br /> <br /> <br /> Their wings are too small...<br /> <br /> <br /> Haven't we heard this a million times?<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;The surface area of the wings<br /> and body mass make no sense.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> - Get this on the air!<br /> - Got it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Stand by.<br /> - We're going live.<br /> <br /> <br /> The way we work may be a mystery to you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Making honey takes a lot of bees<br /> doing a lot of small jobs.<br /> <br /> <br /> But let me tell you about a small job.<br /> <br /> <br /> If you do it well,<br /> it makes a big difference.<br /> <br /> <br /> More than we realized.<br /> To us, to everyone.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's why I want to get bees<br /> back to working together.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's the bee way!<br /> We're not made of Jell-O.<br /> <br /> <br /> We get behind a fellow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Black and yellow!<br /> - Hello!<br /> <br /> <br /> Left, right, down, hover.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hover?<br /> - Forget hover.<br /> <br /> <br /> This isn't so hard.<br /> Beep-beep! Beep-beep!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, what happened?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait, I think we were<br /> on autopilot the whole time.<br /> <br /> <br /> - That may have been helping me.<br /> - And now we're not!<br /> <br /> <br /> So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> All of you, let's get<br /> behind this fellow! Move it out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Move out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,<br /> you copy me with the wings of the plane!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't have to yell.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not yelling!<br /> We're in a lot of trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's very hard to concentrate<br /> with that panicky tone in your voice!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's not a tone. I'm panicking!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't do this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, pull yourself together.<br /> You have to snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> You snap out of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> You snap out of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hold it!<br /> - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.<br /> <br /> <br /> How is the plane flying?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> Benson, got any flowers<br /> for a happy occasion in there?<br /> <br /> <br /> The Pollen Jocks!<br /> <br /> <br /> They do get behind a fellow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Black and yellow.<br /> - Hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, let's drop this tin can<br /> on the blacktop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, nothing. It's all cloudy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute.<br /> I think I'm feeling something.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What?<br /> - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring the nose down.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - What in the world is on the tarmac?<br /> - Get some lights on that!<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Vanessa, aim for the flower.<br /> - OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> Out the engines. We're going in<br /> on bee power. Ready, boys?<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative!<br /> <br /> <br /> Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Land on that flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ready? Full reverse!<br /> <br /> <br /> Spin it around!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Not that flower! The other one!<br /> - Which one?<br /> <br /> <br /> - That flower.<br /> - I'm aiming at the flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.<br /> I mean the giant pulsating flower<br /> <br /> <br /> made of millions of bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Rotate around it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - This is insane, Barry!<br /> - This's the only way I know how to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane<br /> flying in an insect-like pattern?<br /> <br /> <br /> Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.<br /> Smell it. Full reverse!<br /> <br /> <br /> Just drop it. Be a part of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Aim for the center!<br /> <br /> <br /> Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on, already.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, we did it!<br /> You taught me how to fly!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Yes. No high-five!<br /> - Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, it worked!<br /> Did you see the giant flower?<br /> <br /> <br /> What giant flower? Where? Of course<br /> I saw the flower! That was genius!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thank you.<br /> - But we're not done yet.<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, everyone!<br /> <br /> <br /> This runway is covered<br /> with the last pollen<br /> <br /> <br /> from the last flowers<br /> available anywhere on Earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> That means this is our last chance.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're the only ones who make honey,<br /> pollinate flowers and dress like this.<br /> <br /> <br /> If we're gonna survive as a species,<br /> this is our moment! What do you say?<br /> <br /> <br /> Are we going to be bees, orjust<br /> Museum of Natural History keychains?<br /> <br /> <br /> We're bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Keychain!<br /> <br /> <br /> Then follow me! Except Keychain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold on, Barry. Here.<br /> <br /> <br /> You've earned this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect<br /> fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's our Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mom! The bees are back!<br /> <br /> <br /> If anybody needs<br /> to make a call, now's the time.<br /> <br /> <br /> I got a feeling we'll be<br /> working late tonight!<br /> <br /> <br /> Here's your change. Have a great<br /> afternoon! Oan I help who's next?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you like some honey with that?<br /> It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.<br /> <br /> <br /> Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.<br /> And I don't see a nickel!<br /> <br /> <br /> Sometimes I just feel<br /> like a piece of meat!<br /> <br /> <br /> I had no idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I'm sorry.<br /> Have you got a moment?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you excuse me?<br /> My mosquito associate will help you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry I'm late.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's a lawyer too?<br /> <br /> <br /> I was already a blood-sucking parasite.<br /> All I needed was a briefcase.<br /> <br /> <br /> Have a great afternoon!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,<br /> and I can't get them anywhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> No problem, Vannie.<br /> Just leave it to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're a lifesaver, Barry.<br /> Oan I help who's next?<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, scramble, jocks!<br /> It's time to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you, Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> That bee is living my life!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let it go, Kenny.<br /> <br /> <br /> - When will this nightmare end?!<br /> - Let it all go.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Beautiful day to fly.<br /> - Sure is.<br /> <br /> <br /> Between you and me,<br /> I was dying to get out of that office.<br /> <br /> <br /> You have got<br /> to start thinking bee, my friend.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee!<br /> - Me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it. Let's just stop<br /> for a second. Hold it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.<br /> Oan we stop here?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not making a major life decision<br /> during a production number!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Take ten, everybody.<br /> Wrap it up, guys.<br /> <br /> <br /> I had virtually no rehearsal for that.<br /> &quot;<br /> Nika is a lifelong pupper<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Murphy $3<br /> I don't know who chairs it<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> We have an event. Help us find it<br /> PHA18* 7PM Friday<br /> Fill out the food survey<br /> Play Zombies! zombies.cmukgb.org<br /> Pay Joe<br /> CTFWS is November 11th<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> fuck all of you<br /> Go thrift shopping with Dylan for zombies<br /> Go to Pamela's with Espy on Sundays!<br /> Come to music with us<br /> Get food<br /> GTFO</div>

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Room reservations aren't their fault<br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Motion to pass a statement of no confidence in the registrar's office<br /> It's a thing now deal with it<br /> Committee The Hedgehog Committee<br /> Stuffed horse we can continue beating off<br /> Tabled for ???<br /> Committee to protect horses<br /> Never again<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Joe $2<br /> Harry chairs it and nobody else<br /> My Little Animal Farm<br /> We killed all the others and we need more<br /> We did this to ourselves<br /> That passed<br /> Sold to Frosty $4<br /> Chaired by CMU bronies<br /> Wall Lickers Union<br /> Start licking walls<br /> It's just another lick in the wall<br /> My mom is trying really hard (asbestos pun here)<br /> Passed<br /> Sold to Stephen $1<br /> Chaired by the agency (and sam)<br /> Allocation $50 for event<br /> It passed<br /> KGB Rave committee<br /> PEWEWWWWWWW WOMP WOMP<br /> Please don't burn down my house<br /> It passed <br /> Sold to Harry $1<br /> The guy who wrote that song<br /> Carnival Crime committee<br /> To see if you get a fair trile<br /> Ted Cruz isn't the zodiac killer<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Owen $2<br /> Chaired by The first clown we can co-opt into this<br /> THE BEE MOVIE POLICE<br /> &quot;According to all known laws<br /> of aviation,<br /> <br /> <br /> there is no way a bee<br /> should be able to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Its wings are too small to get<br /> its fat little body off the ground.<br /> <br /> <br /> The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /> <br /> <br /> because bees don't care<br /> what humans think is impossible.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> Yellow, black. Yellow, black.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooh, black and yellow!<br /> Let's shake it up a little.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry! Breakfast is ready!<br /> <br /> <br /> Coming!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hang on a second.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Barry?<br /> - Adam?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oan you believe this is happening?<br /> - I can't. I'll pick you up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Looking sharp.<br /> <br /> <br /> Use the stairs. Your father<br /> paid good money for those.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry. I'm excited.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here's the graduate.<br /> We're very proud of you, son.<br /> <br /> <br /> A perfect report card, all B's.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very proud.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ma! I got a thing going here.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You got lint on your fuzz.<br /> - Ow! That's me!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.<br /> - Bye!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I told you,<br /> stop flying in the house!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, Adam.<br /> - Hey, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that fuzz gel?<br /> - A little. Special day, graduation.<br /> <br /> <br /> Never thought I'd make it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Three days grade school,<br /> three days high school.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those were awkward.<br /> <br /> <br /> Three days college. I'm glad I took<br /> a day and hitchhiked around the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did come back different.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hi, Barry.<br /> - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hear about Frankie?<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You going to the funeral?<br /> - No, I'm not going.<br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody knows,<br /> sting someone, you die.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't waste it on a squirrel.<br /> Such a hothead.<br /> <br /> <br /> I guess he could have<br /> just gotten out of the way.<br /> <br /> <br /> I love this incorporating<br /> an amusement park into our day.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's why we don't need vacations.<br /> <br /> <br /> Boy, quite a bit of pomp...<br /> under the circumstances.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, Adam, today we are men.<br /> - We are!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bee-men.<br /> - Amen!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hallelujah!<br /> <br /> <br /> Students, faculty, distinguished bees,<br /> <br /> <br /> please welcome Dean Buzzwell.<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome, New Hive Oity<br /> graduating class of...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...9:15.<br /> <br /> <br /> That concludes our ceremonies.<br /> <br /> <br /> And begins your career<br /> at Honex Industries!<br /> <br /> <br /> Will we pick ourjob today?<br /> <br /> <br /> I heard it's just orientation.<br /> <br /> <br /> Heads up! Here we go.<br /> <br /> <br /> Keep your hands and antennas<br /> inside the tram at all times.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wonder what it'll be like?<br /> - A little scary.<br /> <br /> <br /> Welcome to Honex,<br /> a division of Honesco<br /> <br /> <br /> and a part of the Hexagon Group.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> We know that you, as a bee,<br /> have worked your whole life<br /> <br /> <br /> to get to the point where you<br /> can work for your whole life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey begins when our valiant Pollen<br /> Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our top-secret formula<br /> <br /> <br /> is automatically color-corrected,<br /> scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured<br /> <br /> <br /> into this soothing sweet syrup<br /> <br /> <br /> with its distinctive<br /> golden glow you know as...<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That girl was hot.<br /> - She's my cousin!<br /> <br /> <br /> - She is?<br /> - Yes, we're all cousins.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Right. You're right.<br /> - At Honex, we constantly strive<br /> <br /> <br /> to improve every aspect<br /> of bee existence.<br /> <br /> <br /> These bees are stress-testing<br /> a new helmet technology.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What do you think he makes?<br /> - Not enough.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here we have our latest advancement,<br /> the Krelman.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What does that do?<br /> - Oatches that little strand of honey<br /> <br /> <br /> that hangs after you pour it.<br /> Saves us millions.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan anyone work on the Krelman?<br /> <br /> <br /> Of course. Most bee jobs are<br /> small ones. But bees know<br /> <br /> <br /> that every small job,<br /> if it's done well, means a lot.<br /> <br /> <br /> But choose carefully<br /> <br /> <br /> because you'll stay in the job<br /> you pick for the rest of your life.<br /> <br /> <br /> The same job the rest of your life?<br /> I didn't know that.<br /> <br /> <br /> What's the difference?<br /> <br /> <br /> You'll be happy to know that bees,<br /> as a species, haven't had one day off<br /> <br /> <br /> in 27 million years.<br /> <br /> <br /> So you'll just work us to death?<br /> <br /> <br /> We'll sure try.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow! That blew my mind!<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;What's the difference?&quot;<br /> How can you say that?<br /> <br /> <br /> One job forever?<br /> That's an insane choice to have to make.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm relieved. Now we only have<br /> to make one decision in life.<br /> <br /> <br /> But, Adam, how could they<br /> never have told us that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Why would you question anything?<br /> We're bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're the most perfectly<br /> functioning society on Earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> You ever think maybe things<br /> work a little too well here?<br /> <br /> <br /> Like what? Give me one example.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know. But you know<br /> what I'm talking about.<br /> <br /> <br /> Please clear the gate.<br /> Royal Nectar Force on approach.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a second. Oheck it out.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!<br /> - Wow.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've never seen them this close.<br /> <br /> <br /> They know what it's like<br /> outside the hive.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, but some don't come back.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, Jocks!<br /> - Hi, Jocks!<br /> <br /> <br /> You guys did great!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're monsters!<br /> You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - I wonder where they were.<br /> - I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> Their day's not planned.<br /> <br /> <br /> Outside the hive, flying who knows<br /> where, doing who knows what.<br /> <br /> <br /> You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen<br /> Jock. You have to be bred for that.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look. That's more pollen<br /> than you and I will see in a lifetime.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's just a status symbol.<br /> Bees make too much of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it<br /> and the ladies see you wearing it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those ladies?<br /> Aren't they our cousins too?<br /> <br /> <br /> Distant. Distant.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at these two.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oouple of Hive Harrys.<br /> - Let's have fun with them.<br /> <br /> <br /> It must be dangerous<br /> being a Pollen Jock.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Once a bear pinned me<br /> against a mushroom!<br /> <br /> <br /> He had a paw on my throat,<br /> and with the other, he was slapping me!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, my!<br /> - I never thought I'd knock him out.<br /> <br /> <br /> What were you doing during this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Trying to alert the authorities.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can autograph that.<br /> <br /> <br /> A little gusty out there today,<br /> wasn't it, comrades?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Gusty.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're hitting a sunflower patch<br /> six miles from here tomorrow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Six miles, huh?<br /> - Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> A puddle jump for us,<br /> but maybe you're not up for it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Maybe I am.<br /> - You are not!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're going 0900 at J-Gate.<br /> <br /> <br /> What do you think, buzzy-boy?<br /> Are you bee enough?<br /> <br /> <br /> I might be. It all depends<br /> on what 0900 means.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Honex!<br /> <br /> <br /> Dad, you surprised me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You decide what you're interested in?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, there's a lot of choices.<br /> - But you only get one.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you ever get bored<br /> doing the same job every day?<br /> <br /> <br /> Son, let me tell you about stirring.<br /> <br /> <br /> You grab that stick, and you just<br /> move it around, and you stir it around.<br /> <br /> <br /> You get yourself into a rhythm.<br /> It's a beautiful thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, Dad,<br /> the more I think about it,<br /> <br /> <br /> maybe the honey field<br /> just isn't right for me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You were thinking of what,<br /> making balloon animals?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a bad job<br /> for a guy with a stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Janet, your son's not sure<br /> he wants to go into honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.<br /> - I'm not trying to be funny.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're not funny! You're going<br /> into honey. Our son, the stirrer!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're gonna be a stirrer?<br /> - No one's listening to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait till you see the sticks I have.<br /> <br /> <br /> I could say anything right now.<br /> I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's open some honey and celebrate!<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.<br /> Shave my antennae.<br /> <br /> <br /> Shack up with a grasshopper. Get<br /> a gold tooth and call everybody &quot;dawg&quot;!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm so proud.<br /> <br /> <br /> - We're starting work today!<br /> - Today's the day.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on! All the good jobs<br /> will be gone.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,<br /> stirrer, front desk, hair removal...<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is it still available?<br /> - Hang on. Two left!<br /> <br /> <br /> One of them's yours! Oongratulations!<br /> Step to the side.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What'd you get?<br /> - Picking crud out. Stellar!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oouple of newbies?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!<br /> <br /> <br /> Make your choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You want to go first?<br /> - No, you go.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my. What's available?<br /> <br /> <br /> Restroom attendant's open,<br /> not for the reason you think.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Any chance of getting the Krelman?<br /> - Sure, you're on.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wax monkey's always open.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Krelman opened up again.<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened?<br /> <br /> <br /> A bee died. Makes an opening. See?<br /> He's dead. Another dead one.<br /> <br /> <br /> Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dead from the neck up.<br /> Dead from the neck down. That's life!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, this is so hard!<br /> <br /> <br /> Heating, cooling,<br /> stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,<br /> <br /> <br /> humming, inspector number seven,<br /> lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,<br /> <br /> <br /> mite wrangler. Barry, what<br /> do you think I should... Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, we've got the sunflower patch<br /> in quadrant nine...<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened to you?<br /> Where are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'm going out.<br /> - Out? Out where?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Out there.<br /> - Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> I have to, before I go<br /> to work for the rest of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> Another call coming in.<br /> <br /> <br /> If anyone's feeling brave,<br /> there's a Korean deli on 83rd<br /> <br /> <br /> that gets their roses today.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, guys.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Look at that.<br /> - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Really? Feeling lucky, are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sign here, here. Just initial that.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thank you.<br /> - OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> You got a rain advisory today,<br /> <br /> <br /> and as you all know,<br /> bees cannot fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> So be careful. As always,<br /> watch your brooms,<br /> <br /> <br /> hockey sticks, dogs,<br /> birds, bears and bats.<br /> <br /> <br /> Also, I got a couple of reports<br /> of root beer being poured on us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Murphy's in a home because of it,<br /> babbling like a cicada!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That's awful.<br /> - And a reminder for you rookies,<br /> <br /> <br /> bee law number one,<br /> absolutely no talking to humans!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, launch positions!<br /> <br /> <br /> Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,<br /> buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!<br /> <br /> <br /> Black and yellow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello!<br /> <br /> <br /> You ready for this, hot shot?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wind, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Antennae, check.<br /> - Nectar pack, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wings, check.<br /> - Stinger, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> Scared out of my shorts, check.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, ladies,<br /> <br /> <br /> let's move it out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pound those petunias,<br /> you striped stem-suckers!<br /> <br /> <br /> All of you, drain those flowers!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow! I'm out!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe I'm out!<br /> <br /> <br /> So blue.<br /> <br /> <br /> I feel so fast and free!<br /> <br /> <br /> Box kite!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Blue Leader.<br /> We have roses visual.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses!<br /> <br /> <br /> 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.<br /> <br /> <br /> Stand to the side, kid.<br /> It's got a bit of a kick.<br /> <br /> <br /> That is one nectar collector!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Ever see pollination up close?<br /> - No, sir.<br /> <br /> <br /> I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it<br /> over here. Maybe a dash over there,<br /> <br /> <br /> a pinch on that one.<br /> See that? It's a little bit of magic.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's amazing. Why do we do that?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's pollen power. More pollen, more<br /> flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oool.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.<br /> Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oopy that visual.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait. One of these flowers<br /> seems to be on the move.<br /> <br /> <br /> Say again? You're reporting<br /> a moving flower?<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative.<br /> <br /> <br /> That was on the line!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is the coolest. What is it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know, but I'm loving this color.<br /> <br /> <br /> It smells good.<br /> Not like a flower, but I like it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, fuzzy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ohemical-y.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.<br /> <br /> <br /> My sweet lord of bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oandy-brain, get off there!<br /> <br /> <br /> Problem!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Guys!<br /> - This could be bad.<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very close.<br /> <br /> <br /> Gonna hurt.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mama's little boy.<br /> <br /> <br /> You are way out of position, rookie!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ooming in at you like a missile!<br /> <br /> <br /> Help me!<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't think these are flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Should we tell him?<br /> - I think he knows.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Match point!<br /> <br /> <br /> You can start packing up, honey,<br /> because you're about to eat it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yowser!<br /> <br /> <br /> Gross.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's a bee in the car!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Do something!<br /> - I'm driving!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hi, bee.<br /> - He's back here!<br /> <br /> <br /> He's going to sting me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nobody move. If you don't move,<br /> he won't sting you. Freeze!<br /> <br /> <br /> He blinked!<br /> <br /> <br /> Spray him, Granny!<br /> <br /> <br /> What are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow... the tension level<br /> out here is unbelievable.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta get home.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't fly in rain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, could you close<br /> the window please?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, could you close<br /> the window please?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oheck out my new resume.<br /> I made it into a fold-out brochure.<br /> <br /> <br /> You see? Folds out.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.<br /> <br /> <br /> What was that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe this time. This time. This time.<br /> This time! This time! This...<br /> <br /> <br /> Drapes!<br /> <br /> <br /> That is diabolical.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's fantastic. It's got all my special<br /> skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.<br /> <br /> <br /> What's number one? Star Wars?<br /> <br /> <br /> Nah, I don't go for that...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...kind of stuff.<br /> <br /> <br /> No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.<br /> They're out of their minds.<br /> <br /> <br /> When I leave a job interview, they're<br /> flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't remember the sun<br /> having a big 75 on it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I predicted global warming.<br /> <br /> <br /> I could feel it getting hotter.<br /> At first I thought it was just me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait! Stop! Bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stand back. These are winter boots.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't kill him!<br /> <br /> <br /> You know I'm allergic to them!<br /> This thing could kill me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does his life have<br /> less value than yours?<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does his life have any less value<br /> than mine? Is that your statement?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm just saying all life has value. You<br /> don't know what he's capable of feeling.<br /> <br /> <br /> My brochure!<br /> <br /> <br /> There you go, little guy.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not scared of him.<br /> It's an allergic thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Put that on your resume brochure.<br /> <br /> <br /> My whole face could puff up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Make it one of your special skills.<br /> <br /> <br /> Knocking someone out<br /> is also a special skill.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?<br /> - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You could put carob chips on there.<br /> - Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Supposed to be less calories.<br /> - Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta say something.<br /> <br /> <br /> She saved my life.<br /> I gotta say something.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, here it goes.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nah.<br /> <br /> <br /> What would I say?<br /> <br /> <br /> I could really get in trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bee law.<br /> You're not supposed to talk to a human.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe I'm doing this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got to.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!<br /> <br /> <br /> No. Yes. No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do it. I can't.<br /> <br /> <br /> How should I start it?<br /> &quot;You like jazz?&quot; No, that's no good.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here she comes! Speak, you fool!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hi!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're talking.<br /> - Yes, I know.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're talking!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm so sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, it's OK. It's fine.<br /> I know I'm dreaming.<br /> <br /> <br /> But I don't recall going to bed.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I'm sure this<br /> is very disconcerting.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is a bit of a surprise to me.<br /> I mean, you're a bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> I am. And I'm not supposed<br /> to be doing this,<br /> <br /> <br /> but they were all trying to kill me.<br /> <br /> <br /> And if it wasn't for you...<br /> <br /> <br /> I had to thank you.<br /> It's just how I was raised.<br /> <br /> <br /> That was a little weird.<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'm talking with a bee.<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm talking to a bee.<br /> And the bee is talking to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> I just want to say I'm grateful.<br /> I'll leave now.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wait! How did you learn to do that?<br /> - What?<br /> <br /> <br /> The talking thing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Same way you did, I guess.<br /> &quot;Mama, Dada, honey.&quot; You pick it up.<br /> <br /> <br /> - That's very funny.<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,<br /> we'd cry with what we have to deal with.<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway...<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...get you something?<br /> - Like what?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know. I mean...<br /> I don't know. Ooffee?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't want to put you out.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's just coffee.<br /> - I hate to impose.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Don't be ridiculous!<br /> - Actually, I would love a cup.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, you want rum cake?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I shouldn't.<br /> - Have some.<br /> <br /> <br /> - No, I can't.<br /> - Oome on!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where?<br /> - These stripes don't help.<br /> <br /> <br /> You look great!<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know if you know<br /> anything about fashion.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you all right?<br /> <br /> <br /> No.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's making the tie in the cab<br /> as they're flying up Madison.<br /> <br /> <br /> He finally gets there.<br /> <br /> <br /> He runs up the steps into the church.<br /> The wedding is on.<br /> <br /> <br /> And he says, &quot;Watermelon?<br /> I thought you said Guatemalan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why would I marry a watermelon?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> Is that a bee joke?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's the kind of stuff we do.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, different.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, what are you gonna do, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> About work? I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> I want to do my part for the hive,<br /> but I can't do it the way they want.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know how you feel.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You do?<br /> - Sure.<br /> <br /> <br /> My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or<br /> a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Really?<br /> - My only interest is flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our new queen was just elected<br /> with that same campaign slogan.<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway, if you look...<br /> <br /> <br /> There's my hive right there. See it?<br /> <br /> <br /> You're in Sheep Meadow!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!<br /> <br /> <br /> No way! I know that area.<br /> I lost a toe ring there once.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why do girls put rings on their toes?<br /> - Why not?<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's like putting a hat on your knee.<br /> - Maybe I'll try that.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You all right, ma'am?<br /> - Oh, yeah. Fine.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just having two cups of coffee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Anyway, this has been great.<br /> Thanks for the coffee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it's no trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,<br /> I'd be up the rest of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you...?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I take a piece of this with me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sure! Here, have a crumb.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thanks!<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Well, then...<br /> I guess I'll see you around.<br /> <br /> <br /> Or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> And thank you<br /> so much again... for before.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, that? That was nothing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...<br /> <br /> <br /> This can't possibly work.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's all set to go.<br /> We may as well try it.<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, Dave, pull the chute.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Sounds amazing.<br /> - It was amazing!<br /> <br /> <br /> It was the scariest,<br /> happiest moment of my life.<br /> <br /> <br /> Humans! I can't believe<br /> you were with humans!<br /> <br /> <br /> Giant, scary humans!<br /> What were they like?<br /> <br /> <br /> Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.<br /> <br /> <br /> They eat crazy giant things.<br /> They drive crazy.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?<br /> - Some of them. But some of them don't.<br /> <br /> <br /> - How'd you get back?<br /> - Poodle.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did it, and I'm glad. You saw<br /> whatever you wanted to see.<br /> <br /> <br /> You had your &quot;experience.&quot; Now you<br /> can pick out yourjob and be normal.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well...<br /> - Well?<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I met someone.<br /> <br /> <br /> You did? Was she Bee-ish?<br /> <br /> <br /> - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!<br /> - No, no, no, not a wasp.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Spider?<br /> - I'm not attracted to spiders.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know it's the hottest thing,<br /> with the eight legs and all.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't get by that face.<br /> <br /> <br /> So who is she?<br /> <br /> <br /> She's... human.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, no. That's a bee law.<br /> You wouldn't break a bee law.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Her name's Vanessa.<br /> - Oh, boy.<br /> <br /> <br /> She's so nice. And she's a florist!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're not dating.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're flying outside the hive, talking<br /> to humans that attack our homes<br /> <br /> <br /> with power washers and M-80s!<br /> One-eighth a stick of dynamite!<br /> <br /> <br /> She saved my life!<br /> And she understands me.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is over!<br /> <br /> <br /> Eat this.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is not over! What was that?<br /> <br /> <br /> - They call it a crumb.<br /> - It was so stingin' stripey!<br /> <br /> <br /> And that's not what they eat.<br /> That's what falls off what they eat!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You know what a Oinnabon is?<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.<br /> They heat it up...<br /> <br /> <br /> Sit down!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...really hot!<br /> - Listen to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> We are not them! We're us.<br /> There's us and there's them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, but who can deny<br /> the heart that is yearning?<br /> <br /> <br /> There's no yearning.<br /> Stop yearning. Listen to me!<br /> <br /> <br /> You have got to start thinking bee,<br /> my friend. Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> There he is. He's in the pool.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know what your problem is, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta start thinking bee?<br /> <br /> <br /> How much longer will this go on?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's been three days!<br /> Why aren't you working?<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got a lot of big life decisions<br /> to think about.<br /> <br /> <br /> What life? You have no life!<br /> You have no job. You're barely a bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Would it kill you<br /> to make a little honey?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, come out.<br /> Your father's talking to you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Martin, would you talk to him?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I'm talking to you!<br /> <br /> <br /> You coming?<br /> <br /> <br /> Got everything?<br /> <br /> <br /> All set!<br /> <br /> <br /> Go ahead. I'll catch up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't be too long.<br /> <br /> <br /> Watch this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa!<br /> <br /> <br /> - We're still here.<br /> - I told you not to yell at him.<br /> <br /> <br /> He doesn't respond to yelling!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Then why yell at me?<br /> - Because you don't listen!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not listening to this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry, I've gotta go.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where are you going?<br /> - I'm meeting a friend.<br /> <br /> <br /> A girl? Is this why you can't decide?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> I just hope she's Bee-ish.<br /> <br /> <br /> They have a huge parade<br /> of flowers every year in Pasadena?<br /> <br /> <br /> To be in the Tournament of Roses,<br /> that's every florist's dream!<br /> <br /> <br /> Up on a float, surrounded<br /> by flowers, crowds cheering.<br /> <br /> <br /> A tournament. Do the roses<br /> compete in athletic events?<br /> <br /> <br /> No. All right, I've got one.<br /> How come you don't fly everywhere?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's exhausting. Why don't you<br /> run everywhere? It's faster.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, OK, I see, I see.<br /> All right, your turn.<br /> <br /> <br /> TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?<br /> That's insane!<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have that?<br /> <br /> <br /> We have Hivo, but it's a disease.<br /> It's a horrible, horrible disease.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> Dumb bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> You must want to sting all those jerks.<br /> <br /> <br /> We try not to sting.<br /> It's usually fatal for us.<br /> <br /> <br /> So you have to watch your temper.<br /> <br /> <br /> Very carefully.<br /> You kick a wall, take a walk,<br /> <br /> <br /> write an angry letter and throw it out.<br /> Work through it like any emotion:<br /> <br /> <br /> Anger, jealousy, lust.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What is wrong with you?!<br /> - It's a bug.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's not bothering anybody.<br /> Get out of here, you creep!<br /> <br /> <br /> What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, it was. How did you know?<br /> <br /> <br /> It felt like about 10 pages.<br /> Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.<br /> <br /> <br /> You've really got that<br /> down to a science.<br /> <br /> <br /> - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.<br /> - I'll bet.<br /> <br /> <br /> What in the name<br /> of Mighty Hercules is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> How did this get here?<br /> Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,<br /> <br /> <br /> Ray Liotta Private Select?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is he that actor?<br /> - I never heard of him.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why is this here?<br /> - For people. We eat it.<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have<br /> enough food of your own?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Well, yes.<br /> - How do you get it?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees make it.<br /> - I know who makes it!<br /> <br /> <br /> And it's hard to make it!<br /> <br /> <br /> There's heating, cooling, stirring.<br /> You need a whole Krelman thing!<br /> <br /> <br /> - It's organic.<br /> - It's our-ganic!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's just honey, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just what?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't know about this!<br /> This is stealing! A lot of stealing!<br /> <br /> <br /> You've taken our homes, schools,<br /> hospitals! This is all we have!<br /> <br /> <br /> And it's on sale?!<br /> I'm getting to the bottom of this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm getting to the bottom<br /> of all of this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Hector.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You almost done?<br /> - Almost.<br /> <br /> <br /> He is here. I sense it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, I guess I'll go home now<br /> <br /> <br /> and just leave this nice honey out,<br /> with no one around.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're busted, box boy!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew I heard something.<br /> So you can talk!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can talk.<br /> And now you'll start talking!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where you getting the sweet stuff?<br /> Who's your supplier?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't understand.<br /> I thought we were friends.<br /> <br /> <br /> The last thing we want<br /> to do is upset bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're too late! It's ours now!<br /> <br /> <br /> You, sir, have crossed<br /> the wrong sword!<br /> <br /> <br /> You, sir, will be lunch<br /> for my iguana, Ignacio!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is the honey coming from?<br /> <br /> <br /> Tell me where!<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!<br /> <br /> <br /> Orazy person!<br /> <br /> <br /> What horrible thing has happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> These faces, they never knew<br /> what hit them. And now<br /> <br /> <br /> they're on the road to nowhere!<br /> <br /> <br /> Just keep still.<br /> <br /> <br /> What? You're not dead?<br /> <br /> <br /> Do I look dead? They will wipe anything<br /> that moves. Where you headed?<br /> <br /> <br /> To Honey Farms.<br /> I am onto something huge here.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,<br /> crazy stuff. Blows your head off!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to Tacoma.<br /> <br /> <br /> - And you?<br /> - He really is dead.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Uh-oh!<br /> <br /> <br /> - What is that?!<br /> - Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> - A wiper! Triple blade!<br /> - Triple blade?<br /> <br /> <br /> Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does everything have<br /> to be so doggone clean?!<br /> <br /> <br /> How much do you people need to see?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Open your eyes!<br /> Stick your head out the window!<br /> <br /> <br /> From NPR News in Washington,<br /> I'm Oarl Kasell.<br /> <br /> <br /> But don't kill no more bugs!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bee!<br /> - Moose blood guy!!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You hear something?<br /> - Like what?<br /> <br /> <br /> Like tiny screaming.<br /> <br /> <br /> Turn off the radio.<br /> <br /> <br /> Whassup, bee boy?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, Blood.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just a row of honey jars,<br /> as far as the eye could see.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow!<br /> <br /> <br /> I assume wherever this truck goes<br /> is where they're getting it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I mean, that honey's ours.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees hang tight.<br /> - We're all jammed in.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a close community.<br /> <br /> <br /> Not us, man. We on our own.<br /> Every mosquito on his own.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What if you get in trouble?<br /> - You a mosquito, you in trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> Nobody likes us. They just smack.<br /> See a mosquito, smack, smack!<br /> <br /> <br /> At least you're out in the world.<br /> You must meet girls.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mosquito girls try to trade up,<br /> get with a moth, dragonfly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.<br /> <br /> <br /> You got to be kidding me!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mooseblood's about to leave<br /> the building! So long, bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, guys!<br /> - Mooseblood!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew I'd catch y'all down here.<br /> Did you bring your crazy straw?<br /> <br /> <br /> We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,<br /> and it's pretty much pure profit.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this place?<br /> <br /> <br /> A bee's got a brain<br /> the size of a pinhead.<br /> <br /> <br /> They are pinheads!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pinhead.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oheck out the new smoker.<br /> - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.<br /> <br /> <br /> The Thomas 3000!<br /> <br /> <br /> Smoker?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.<br /> Twice the nicotine, all the tar.<br /> <br /> <br /> A couple breaths of this<br /> knocks them right out.<br /> <br /> <br /> They make the honey,<br /> and we make the money.<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;They make the honey,<br /> and we make the money&quot;?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my!<br /> <br /> <br /> What's going on? Are you OK?<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah. It doesn't last too long.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you know you're<br /> in a fake hive with fake walls?<br /> <br /> <br /> Our queen was moved here.<br /> We had no choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is your queen?<br /> That's a man in women's clothes!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a drag queen!<br /> <br /> <br /> What is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no!<br /> <br /> <br /> There's hundreds of them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bee honey.<br /> <br /> <br /> Our honey is being brazenly stolen<br /> on a massive scale!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is worse than anything bears<br /> have done! I intend to do something.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, Barry, stop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Who told you humans are taking<br /> our honey? That's a rumor.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do these look like rumors?<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a conspiracy theory.<br /> These are obviously doctored photos.<br /> <br /> <br /> How did you get mixed up in this?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's been talking to humans.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What?<br /> - Talking to humans?!<br /> <br /> <br /> He has a human girlfriend.<br /> And they make out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Make out? Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> We do not.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You wish you could.<br /> - Whose side are you on?<br /> <br /> <br /> The bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.<br /> Those crazy legs kept me up all night.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, this is what you want<br /> to do with your life?<br /> <br /> <br /> I want to do it for all our lives.<br /> Nobody works harder than bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Dad, I remember you<br /> coming home so overworked<br /> <br /> <br /> your hands were still stirring.<br /> You couldn't stop.<br /> <br /> <br /> I remember that.<br /> <br /> <br /> What right do they have to our honey?<br /> <br /> <br /> We live on two cups a year. They put it<br /> in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!<br /> <br /> <br /> Even if it's true, what can one bee do?<br /> <br /> <br /> Sting them where it really hurts.<br /> <br /> <br /> In the face! The eye!<br /> <br /> <br /> - That would hurt.<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Up the nose? That's a killer.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's only one place you can sting<br /> the humans, one place where it matters.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hive at Five, the hive's only<br /> full-hour action news source.<br /> <br /> <br /> No more bee beards!<br /> <br /> <br /> With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.<br /> <br /> <br /> Weather with Storm Stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sports with Buzz Larvi.<br /> <br /> <br /> And Jeanette Ohung.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.<br /> - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.<br /> <br /> <br /> A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,<br /> <br /> <br /> intends to sue the human race<br /> for stealing our honey,<br /> <br /> <br /> packaging it and profiting<br /> from it illegally!<br /> <br /> <br /> Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,<br /> <br /> <br /> we'll have three former queens here in<br /> our studio, discussing their new book,<br /> <br /> <br /> Olassy Ladies,<br /> out this week on Hexagon.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> Did you ever think, &quot;I'm a kid<br /> from the hive. I can't do this&quot;?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have never been afraid<br /> to change the world.<br /> <br /> <br /> What about Bee Oolumbus?<br /> Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?<br /> <br /> <br /> Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.<br /> <br /> <br /> We were thinking<br /> of stickball or candy stores.<br /> <br /> <br /> How old are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> The bee community<br /> is supporting you in this case,<br /> <br /> <br /> which will be the trial<br /> of the bee century.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, they have a Larry King<br /> in the human world too.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a common name. Next week...<br /> <br /> <br /> He looks like you and has a show<br /> and suspenders and colored dots...<br /> <br /> <br /> Next week...<br /> <br /> <br /> Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the<br /> guest even though you just heard 'em.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bear Week next week!<br /> They're scary, hairy and here live.<br /> <br /> <br /> Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,<br /> squinty eyes, very Jewish.<br /> <br /> <br /> In tennis, you attack<br /> at the point of weakness!<br /> <br /> <br /> It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.<br /> <br /> <br /> Honey, her backhand's a joke!<br /> I'm not gonna take advantage of that?<br /> <br /> <br /> Quiet, please.<br /> Actual work going on here.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that that same bee?<br /> - Yes, it is!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm helping him sue the human race.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hello.<br /> - Hello, bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Ken.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size<br /> ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why does he talk again?<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, you better go<br /> 'cause we're really busy working.<br /> <br /> <br /> But it's our yogurt night!<br /> <br /> <br /> Bye-bye.<br /> <br /> <br /> Why is yogurt night so difficult?!<br /> <br /> <br /> You poor thing.<br /> You two have been at this for hours!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, and Adam here<br /> has been a huge help.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Frosting...<br /> - How many sugars?<br /> <br /> <br /> Just one. I try not<br /> to use the competition.<br /> <br /> <br /> So why are you helping me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have good qualities.<br /> <br /> <br /> And it takes my mind off the shop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Instead of flowers, people<br /> are giving balloon bouquets now.<br /> <br /> <br /> Those are great, if you're three.<br /> <br /> <br /> And artificial flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, those just get me psychotic!<br /> - Yeah, me too.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bent stingers, pointless pollination.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees must hate those fake things!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nothing worse<br /> than a daffodil that's had work done.<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe this could make up<br /> for it a little bit.<br /> <br /> <br /> - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.<br /> - I guess.<br /> <br /> <br /> You sure you want to go through with it?<br /> <br /> <br /> Am I sure? When I'm done with<br /> the humans, they won't be able<br /> <br /> <br /> to say, &quot;Honey, I'm home,&quot;<br /> without paying a royalty!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's an incredible scene<br /> here in downtown Manhattan,<br /> <br /> <br /> where the world anxiously waits,<br /> because for the first time in history,<br /> <br /> <br /> we will hear for ourselves<br /> if a honeybee can actually speak.<br /> <br /> <br /> What have we gotten into here, Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's pretty big, isn't it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't believe how many humans<br /> don't work during the day.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think billion-dollar multinational<br /> food companies have good lawyers?<br /> <br /> <br /> Everybody needs to stay<br /> behind the barricade.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What's the matter?<br /> - I don't know, I just got a chill.<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, if it isn't the bee team.<br /> <br /> <br /> You boys work on this?<br /> <br /> <br /> All rise! The Honorable<br /> Judge Bumbleton presiding.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Oase number 4475,<br /> <br /> <br /> Superior Oourt of New York,<br /> Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry<br /> <br /> <br /> is now in session.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Montgomery, you're representing<br /> the five food companies collectively?<br /> <br /> <br /> A privilege.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson... you're representing<br /> all the bees of the world?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,<br /> we're ready to proceed.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Montgomery,<br /> your opening statement, please.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,<br /> <br /> <br /> my grandmother was a simple woman.<br /> <br /> <br /> Born on a farm, she believed<br /> it was man's divine right<br /> <br /> <br /> to benefit from the bounty<br /> of nature God put before us.<br /> <br /> <br /> If we lived in the topsy-turvy world<br /> Mr. Benson imagines,<br /> <br /> <br /> just think of what would it mean.<br /> <br /> <br /> I would have to negotiate<br /> with the silkworm<br /> <br /> <br /> for the elastic in my britches!<br /> <br /> <br /> Talking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> How do we know this isn't some sort of<br /> <br /> <br /> holographic motion-picture-capture<br /> Hollywood wizardry?<br /> <br /> <br /> They could be using laser beams!<br /> <br /> <br /> Robotics! Ventriloquism!<br /> Oloning! For all we know,<br /> <br /> <br /> he could be on steroids!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen,<br /> there's no trickery here.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm just an ordinary bee.<br /> Honey's pretty important to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's important to all bees.<br /> We invented it!<br /> <br /> <br /> We make it. And we protect it<br /> with our lives.<br /> <br /> <br /> Unfortunately, there are<br /> some people in this room<br /> <br /> <br /> who think they can take it from us<br /> <br /> <br /> 'cause we're the little guys!<br /> I'm hoping that, after this is all over,<br /> <br /> <br /> you'll see how, by taking our honey,<br /> you not only take everything we have<br /> <br /> <br /> but everything we are!<br /> <br /> <br /> I wish he'd dress like that<br /> all the time. So nice!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oall your first witness.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden<br /> of Honey Farms, big company you have.<br /> <br /> <br /> I suppose so.<br /> <br /> <br /> I see you also own<br /> Honeyburton and Honron!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, they provide beekeepers<br /> for our farms.<br /> <br /> <br /> Beekeeper. I find that<br /> to be a very disturbing term.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't imagine you employ<br /> any bee-free-ers, do you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - No.<br /> - I couldn't hear you.<br /> <br /> <br /> - No.<br /> - No.<br /> <br /> <br /> Because you don't free bees.<br /> You keep bees. Not only that,<br /> <br /> <br /> it seems you thought a bear would be<br /> an appropriate image for a jar of honey.<br /> <br /> <br /> They're very lovable creatures.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.<br /> <br /> <br /> You mean like this?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bears kill bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> How'd you like his head crashing<br /> through your living room?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Biting into your couch!<br /> Spitting out your throw pillows!<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, that's enough. Take him away.<br /> <br /> <br /> So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.<br /> Your name intrigues me.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where have I heard it before?<br /> - I was with a band called The Police.<br /> <br /> <br /> But you've never been<br /> a police officer, have you?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, I haven't.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, you haven't. And so here<br /> we have yet another example<br /> <br /> <br /> of bee culture casually<br /> stolen by a human<br /> <br /> <br /> for nothing more than<br /> a prance-about stage name.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, please.<br /> <br /> <br /> Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?<br /> <br /> <br /> Because I'm feeling<br /> a little stung, Sting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's not his real name?! You idiots!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Liotta, first,<br /> belated congratulations on<br /> <br /> <br /> your Emmy win for a guest spot<br /> on ER in 2005.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you. Thank you.<br /> <br /> <br /> I see from your resume<br /> that you're devilishly handsome<br /> <br /> <br /> with a churning inner turmoil<br /> that's ready to blow.<br /> <br /> <br /> I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?<br /> <br /> <br /> Not yet it isn't. But is this<br /> what it's come to for you?<br /> <br /> <br /> Exploiting tiny, helpless bees<br /> so you don't<br /> <br /> <br /> have to rehearse<br /> your part and learn your lines, sir?<br /> <br /> <br /> Watch it, Benson!<br /> I could blow right now!<br /> <br /> <br /> This isn't a goodfella.<br /> This is a badfella!<br /> <br /> <br /> Why doesn't someone just step on<br /> this creep, and we can all go home?!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Order in this court!<br /> - You're all thinking it!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order! Order, I say!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Say it!<br /> - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think it was awfully nice<br /> of that bear to pitch in like that.<br /> <br /> <br /> I think the jury's on our side.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are we doing everything right, legally?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm a florist.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Well, here's to a great team.<br /> <br /> <br /> To a great team!<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Ken!<br /> - Hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't think you were coming.<br /> <br /> <br /> No, I was just late.<br /> I tried to call, but... the battery.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't want all this to go to waste,<br /> so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, that was lucky.<br /> <br /> <br /> There's a little left.<br /> I could heat it up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> So I hear you're quite a tennis player.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not much for the game myself.<br /> The ball's a little grabby.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's where I usually sit.<br /> Right... there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,<br /> <br /> <br /> and he agreed with me that eating with<br /> chopsticks isn't really a special skill.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think I don't see what you're doing?<br /> <br /> <br /> I know how hard it is to find<br /> the rightjob. We have that in common.<br /> <br /> <br /> Do we?<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees have 100 percent employment,<br /> but we do jobs like taking the crud out.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's just what<br /> I was thinking about doing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor<br /> for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm going to drain the old stinger.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, you do that.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at that.<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I've just about had it<br /> <br /> <br /> with your little mind games.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What's that?<br /> - Italian Vogue.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.<br /> <br /> <br /> A lot of ads.<br /> <br /> <br /> Remember what Van said, why is<br /> your life more valuable than mine?<br /> <br /> <br /> Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think something stinks in here!<br /> <br /> <br /> I love the smell of flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> How do you like the smell of flames?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Not as much.<br /> <br /> <br /> Water bug! Not taking sides!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!<br /> This is pathetic!<br /> <br /> <br /> I've got issues!<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, well, well, a royal flush!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You're bluffing.<br /> - Am I?<br /> <br /> <br /> Surf's up, dude!<br /> <br /> <br /> Poo water!<br /> <br /> <br /> That bowl is gnarly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Except for those dirty yellow rings!<br /> <br /> <br /> Kenneth! What are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I don't even like honey!<br /> I don't eat it!<br /> <br /> <br /> We need to talk!<br /> <br /> <br /> He's just a little bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> And he happens to be<br /> the nicest bee I've met in a long time!<br /> <br /> <br /> Long time? What are you talking about?!<br /> Are there other bugs in your life?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, but there are other things bugging<br /> me in life. And you're one of them!<br /> <br /> <br /> Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...<br /> <br /> <br /> My nerves are fried from riding<br /> on this emotional roller coaster!<br /> <br /> <br /> Goodbye, Ken.<br /> <br /> <br /> And for your information,<br /> <br /> <br /> I prefer sugar-free, artificial<br /> sweeteners made by man!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry about all that.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know it's got<br /> an aftertaste! I like it!<br /> <br /> <br /> I always felt there was some kind<br /> of barrier between Ken and me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I couldn't overcome it.<br /> Oh, well.<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you OK for the trial?<br /> <br /> <br /> I believe Mr. Montgomery<br /> is about out of ideas.<br /> <br /> <br /> We would like to call<br /> Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.<br /> <br /> <br /> Good idea! You can really see why he's<br /> considered one of the best lawyers...<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> Layton, you've<br /> gotta weave some magic<br /> <br /> <br /> with this jury,<br /> or it's gonna be all over.<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't worry. The only thing I have<br /> to do to turn this jury around<br /> <br /> <br /> is to remind them<br /> of what they don't like about bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You got the tweezers?<br /> - Are you allergic?<br /> <br /> <br /> Only to losing, son. Only to losing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you<br /> what I think we'd all like to know.<br /> <br /> <br /> What exactly is your relationship<br /> <br /> <br /> to that woman?<br /> <br /> <br /> We're friends.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Good friends?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> How good? Do you live together?<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute...<br /> <br /> <br /> Are you her little...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...bedbug?<br /> <br /> <br /> I've seen a bee documentary or two.<br /> From what I understand,<br /> <br /> <br /> doesn't your queen give birth<br /> to all the bee children?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Yeah, but...<br /> - So those aren't your real parents!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Oh, Barry...<br /> - Yes, they are!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold me back!<br /> <br /> <br /> You're an illegitimate bee,<br /> aren't you, Benson?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's denouncing bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't y'all date your cousins?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Objection!<br /> - I'm going to pincushion this guy!<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, don't! It's what he wants!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, I'm hit!!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, lordy, I am hit!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order! Order!<br /> <br /> <br /> The venom! The venom<br /> is coursing through my veins!<br /> <br /> <br /> I have been felled<br /> by a winged beast of destruction!<br /> <br /> <br /> You see? You can't treat them<br /> like equals! They're striped savages!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stinging's the only thing<br /> they know! It's their way!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Adam, stay with me.<br /> - I can't feel my legs.<br /> <br /> <br /> What angel of mercy<br /> will come forward to suck the poison<br /> <br /> <br /> from my heaving buttocks?<br /> <br /> <br /> I will have order in this court. Order!<br /> <br /> <br /> Order, please!<br /> <br /> <br /> The case of the honeybees<br /> versus the human race<br /> <br /> <br /> took a pointed turn against the bees<br /> <br /> <br /> yesterday when one of their legal<br /> team stung Layton T. Montgomery.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hey, buddy.<br /> - Hey.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is there much pain?<br /> - Yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> I...<br /> <br /> <br /> I blew the whole case, didn't I?<br /> <br /> <br /> It doesn't matter. What matters is<br /> you're alive. You could have died.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'd be better off dead. Look at me.<br /> <br /> <br /> They got it from the cafeteria<br /> downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look, there's<br /> a little celery still on it.<br /> <br /> <br /> What was it like to sting someone?<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't explain it. It was all...<br /> <br /> <br /> All adrenaline and then...<br /> and then ecstasy!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right.<br /> <br /> <br /> You think it was all a trap?<br /> <br /> <br /> Of course. I'm sorry.<br /> I flew us right into this.<br /> <br /> <br /> What were we thinking? Look at us. We're<br /> just a couple of bugs in this world.<br /> <br /> <br /> What will the humans do to us<br /> if they win?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> I hear they put the roaches in motels.<br /> That doesn't sound so bad.<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, they check in,<br /> but they don't check out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oould you get a nurse<br /> to close that window?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why?<br /> - The smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right. Bees don't smoke.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees don't smoke!<br /> But some bees are smoking.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's it! That's our case!<br /> <br /> <br /> It is? It's not over?<br /> <br /> <br /> Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> Get back to the court and stall.<br /> Stall any way you can.<br /> <br /> <br /> And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Flayman.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes? Yes, Your Honor!<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is the rest of your team?<br /> <br /> <br /> Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,<br /> <br /> <br /> and as a result,<br /> we don't make very good time.<br /> <br /> <br /> I actually heard a funny story about...<br /> <br /> <br /> Your Honor,<br /> haven't these ridiculous bugs<br /> <br /> <br /> taken up enough<br /> of this court's valuable time?<br /> <br /> <br /> How much longer will we allow<br /> these absurd shenanigans to go on?<br /> <br /> <br /> They have presented no compelling<br /> evidence to support their charges<br /> <br /> <br /> against my clients,<br /> who run legitimate businesses.<br /> <br /> <br /> I move for a complete dismissal<br /> of this entire case!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going<br /> <br /> <br /> to have to consider<br /> Mr. Montgomery's motion.<br /> <br /> <br /> But you can't! We have a terrific case.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where is your proof?<br /> Where is the evidence?<br /> <br /> <br /> Show me the smoking gun!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it, Your Honor!<br /> You want a smoking gun?<br /> <br /> <br /> Here is your smoking gun.<br /> <br /> <br /> What is that?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's a bee smoker!<br /> <br /> <br /> What, this?<br /> This harmless little contraption?<br /> <br /> <br /> This couldn't hurt a fly,<br /> let alone a bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Look at what has happened<br /> <br /> <br /> to bees who have never been asked,<br /> &quot;Smoking or non?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> Is this what nature intended for us?<br /> <br /> <br /> To be forcibly addicted<br /> to smoke machines<br /> <br /> <br /> and man-made wooden slat work camps?<br /> <br /> <br /> Living out our lives as honey slaves<br /> to the white man?<br /> <br /> <br /> - What are we gonna do?<br /> - He's playing the species card.<br /> <br /> <br /> Ladies and gentlemen, please,<br /> free these bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Free the bees! Free the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> The court finds in favor of the bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, we won!<br /> <br /> <br /> I knew you could do it! High-five!<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm OK! You know what this means?<br /> <br /> <br /> All the honey<br /> will finally belong to the bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> Now we won't have<br /> to work so hard all the time.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is an unholy perversion<br /> of the balance of nature, Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> You'll regret this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, how much honey is out there?<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. One at a time.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, who are you wearing?<br /> <br /> <br /> My sweater is Ralph Lauren,<br /> and I have no pants.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What if Montgomery's right?<br /> - What do you mean?<br /> <br /> <br /> We've been living the bee way<br /> a long time, 27 million years.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oongratulations on your victory.<br /> What will you demand as a settlement?<br /> <br /> <br /> First, we'll demand a complete shutdown<br /> of all bee work camps.<br /> <br /> <br /> Then we want back the honey<br /> that was ours to begin with,<br /> <br /> <br /> every last drop.<br /> <br /> <br /> We demand an end to the glorification<br /> of the bear as anything more<br /> <br /> <br /> than a filthy, smelly,<br /> bad-breath stink machine.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're all aware<br /> of what they do in the woods.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait for my signal.<br /> <br /> <br /> Take him out.<br /> <br /> <br /> He'll have nauseous<br /> for a few hours, then he'll be fine.<br /> <br /> <br /> And we will no longer tolerate<br /> bee-negative nicknames...<br /> <br /> <br /> But it's just a prance-about stage name!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...unnecessary inclusion of honey<br /> in bogus health products<br /> <br /> <br /> and la-dee-da human<br /> tea-time snack garnishments.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan't breathe.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring it in, boys!<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it right there! Good.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tap it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,<br /> and there's gallons more coming!<br /> <br /> <br /> - I think we need to shut down!<br /> - Shut down? We've never shut down.<br /> <br /> <br /> Shut down honey production!<br /> <br /> <br /> Stop making honey!<br /> <br /> <br /> Turn your key, sir!<br /> <br /> <br /> What do we do now?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oannonball!<br /> <br /> <br /> We're shutting honey production!<br /> <br /> <br /> Mission abort.<br /> <br /> <br /> Aborting pollination and nectar detail.<br /> Returning to base.<br /> <br /> <br /> Adam, you wouldn't believe<br /> how much honey was out there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, yeah?<br /> <br /> <br /> What's going on? Where is everybody?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Are they out celebrating?<br /> - They're home.<br /> <br /> <br /> They don't know what to do.<br /> Laying out, sleeping in.<br /> <br /> <br /> I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way<br /> to San Antonio with a cricket.<br /> <br /> <br /> At least we got our honey back.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sometimes I think, so what if humans<br /> liked our honey? Who wouldn't?<br /> <br /> <br /> It's the greatest thing in the world!<br /> I was excited to be part of making it.<br /> <br /> <br /> This was my new desk. This was my<br /> new job. I wanted to do it really well.<br /> <br /> <br /> And now...<br /> <br /> <br /> Now I can't.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't understand<br /> why they're not happy.<br /> <br /> <br /> I thought their lives would be better!<br /> <br /> <br /> They're doing nothing. It's amazing.<br /> Honey really changes people.<br /> <br /> <br /> You don't have any idea<br /> what's going on, do you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - What did you want to show me?<br /> - This.<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> That is not the half of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, no. Oh, my.<br /> <br /> <br /> They're all wilting.<br /> <br /> <br /> Doesn't look very good, does it?<br /> <br /> <br /> No.<br /> <br /> <br /> And whose fault do you think that is?<br /> <br /> <br /> You know, I'm gonna guess bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bees?<br /> <br /> <br /> Specifically, me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I didn't think bees not needing to make<br /> honey would affect all these things.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's notjust flowers.<br /> Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's our whole SAT test right there.<br /> <br /> <br /> Take away produce, that affects<br /> the entire animal kingdom.<br /> <br /> <br /> And then, of course...<br /> <br /> <br /> The human species?<br /> <br /> <br /> So if there's no more pollination,<br /> <br /> <br /> it could all just go south here,<br /> couldn't it?<br /> <br /> <br /> I know this is also partly my fault.<br /> <br /> <br /> How about a suicide pact?<br /> <br /> <br /> How do we do it?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I'll sting you, you step on me.<br /> - Thatjust kills you twice.<br /> <br /> <br /> Right, right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, Barry...<br /> sorry, but I gotta get going.<br /> <br /> <br /> I had to open my mouth and talk.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa?<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa? Why are you leaving?<br /> Where are you going?<br /> <br /> <br /> To the final Tournament of Roses parade<br /> in Pasadena.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've moved it to this weekend<br /> because all the flowers are dying.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's the last chance<br /> I'll ever have to see it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.<br /> I never meant it to turn out like this.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know. Me neither.<br /> <br /> <br /> Tournament of Roses.<br /> Roses can't do sports.<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa!<br /> <br /> <br /> Roses?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Roses are flowers!<br /> - Yes, they are.<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers, bees, pollen!<br /> <br /> <br /> I know.<br /> That's why this is the last parade.<br /> <br /> <br /> Maybe not.<br /> Oould you ask him to slow down?<br /> <br /> <br /> Oould you slow down?<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> OK, I made a huge mistake.<br /> This is a total disaster, all my fault.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, it kind of is.<br /> <br /> <br /> I've ruined the planet.<br /> I wanted to help you<br /> <br /> <br /> with the flower shop.<br /> I've made it worse.<br /> <br /> <br /> Actually, it's completely closed down.<br /> <br /> <br /> I thought maybe you were remodeling.<br /> <br /> <br /> But I have another idea, and it's<br /> greater than my previous ideas combined.<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't want to hear it!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, they have the roses,<br /> the roses have the pollen.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know every bee, plant<br /> and flower bud in this park.<br /> <br /> <br /> All we gotta do is get what they've got<br /> back here with what we've got.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Bees.<br /> - Park.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Pollen!<br /> - Flowers.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Repollination!<br /> - Across the nation!<br /> <br /> <br /> Tournament of Roses,<br /> Pasadena, Oalifornia.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've got nothing<br /> but flowers, floats and cotton candy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Security will be tight.<br /> <br /> <br /> I have an idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa Bloome, FTD.<br /> <br /> <br /> Official floral business. It's real.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you. It was a gift.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once inside,<br /> we just pick the right float.<br /> <br /> <br /> How about The Princess and the Pea?<br /> <br /> <br /> I could be the princess,<br /> and you could be the pea!<br /> <br /> <br /> Yes, I got it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Where should I sit?<br /> - What are you?<br /> <br /> <br /> - I believe I'm the pea.<br /> - The pea?<br /> <br /> <br /> It goes under the mattresses.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.<br /> - I'm getting the marshal.<br /> <br /> <br /> You do that!<br /> This whole parade is a fiasco!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let's see what this baby'll do.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hey, what are you doing?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Then all we do<br /> is blend in with traffic...<br /> <br /> <br /> ...without arousing suspicion.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once at the airport,<br /> there's no stopping us.<br /> <br /> <br /> Stop! Security.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You and your insect pack your float?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> Has it been<br /> in your possession the entire time?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you remove your shoes?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Remove your stinger.<br /> - It's part of me.<br /> <br /> <br /> I know. Just having some fun.<br /> Enjoy your flight.<br /> <br /> <br /> Then if we're lucky, we'll have<br /> just enough pollen to do the job.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan you believe how lucky we are? We<br /> have just enough pollen to do the job!<br /> <br /> <br /> I think this is gonna work.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's got to work.<br /> <br /> <br /> Attention, passengers,<br /> this is Oaptain Scott.<br /> <br /> <br /> We have a bit of bad weather<br /> in New York.<br /> <br /> <br /> It looks like we'll experience<br /> a couple hours delay.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, these are cut flowers<br /> with no water. They'll never make it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I gotta get up there<br /> and talk to them.<br /> <br /> <br /> Be careful.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oan I get help<br /> with the Sky Mall magazine?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'd like to order the talking<br /> inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What'd you say, Hal?<br /> - Nothing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't freak out! My entire species...<br /> <br /> <br /> What are you doing?<br /> <br /> <br /> - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!<br /> - Who's an attorney?<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't move.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Good afternoon, passengers.<br /> This is your captain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B<br /> please report to the cockpit?<br /> <br /> <br /> And please hurry!<br /> <br /> <br /> What happened here?<br /> <br /> <br /> There was a DustBuster,<br /> a toupee, a life raft exploded.<br /> <br /> <br /> One's bald, one's in a boat,<br /> they're both unconscious!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Is that another bee joke?<br /> - No!<br /> <br /> <br /> No one's flying the plane!<br /> <br /> <br /> This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.<br /> What's your status?<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Vanessa Bloome.<br /> I'm a florist from New York.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where's the pilot?<br /> <br /> <br /> He's unconscious,<br /> and so is the copilot.<br /> <br /> <br /> Not good. Does anyone onboard<br /> have flight experience?<br /> <br /> <br /> As a matter of fact, there is.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Who's that?<br /> - Barry Benson.<br /> <br /> <br /> From the honey trial?! Oh, great.<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, this is nothing more<br /> than a big metal bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's got giant wings, huge engines.<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't fly a plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?<br /> - Yes.<br /> <br /> <br /> How hard could it be?<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait, Barry!<br /> We're headed into some lightning.<br /> <br /> <br /> This is Bob Bumble. We have some<br /> late-breaking news from JFK Airport,<br /> <br /> <br /> where a suspenseful scene<br /> is developing.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry Benson,<br /> fresh from his legal victory...<br /> <br /> <br /> That's Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> ...is attempting to land a plane,<br /> loaded with people, flowers<br /> <br /> <br /> and an incapacitated flight crew.<br /> <br /> <br /> Flowers?!<br /> <br /> <br /> We have a storm in the area<br /> and two individuals at the controls<br /> <br /> <br /> with absolutely no flight experience.<br /> <br /> <br /> Just a minute.<br /> There's a bee on that plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson<br /> and his no-account compadres.<br /> <br /> <br /> They've done enough damage.<br /> <br /> <br /> But isn't he your only hope?<br /> <br /> <br /> Technically, a bee<br /> shouldn't be able to fly at all.<br /> <br /> <br /> Their wings are too small...<br /> <br /> <br /> Haven't we heard this a million times?<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;The surface area of the wings<br /> and body mass make no sense.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> - Get this on the air!<br /> - Got it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Stand by.<br /> - We're going live.<br /> <br /> <br /> The way we work may be a mystery to you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Making honey takes a lot of bees<br /> doing a lot of small jobs.<br /> <br /> <br /> But let me tell you about a small job.<br /> <br /> <br /> If you do it well,<br /> it makes a big difference.<br /> <br /> <br /> More than we realized.<br /> To us, to everyone.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's why I want to get bees<br /> back to working together.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's the bee way!<br /> We're not made of Jell-O.<br /> <br /> <br /> We get behind a fellow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Black and yellow!<br /> - Hello!<br /> <br /> <br /> Left, right, down, hover.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hover?<br /> - Forget hover.<br /> <br /> <br /> This isn't so hard.<br /> Beep-beep! Beep-beep!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, what happened?!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait, I think we were<br /> on autopilot the whole time.<br /> <br /> <br /> - That may have been helping me.<br /> - And now we're not!<br /> <br /> <br /> So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.<br /> <br /> <br /> All of you, let's get<br /> behind this fellow! Move it out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Move out!<br /> <br /> <br /> Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,<br /> you copy me with the wings of the plane!<br /> <br /> <br /> Don't have to yell.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not yelling!<br /> We're in a lot of trouble.<br /> <br /> <br /> It's very hard to concentrate<br /> with that panicky tone in your voice!<br /> <br /> <br /> It's not a tone. I'm panicking!<br /> <br /> <br /> I can't do this!<br /> <br /> <br /> Vanessa, pull yourself together.<br /> You have to snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> You snap out of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> You snap out of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> - You snap out of it!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hold it!<br /> - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.<br /> <br /> <br /> How is the plane flying?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't know.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hello?<br /> <br /> <br /> Benson, got any flowers<br /> for a happy occasion in there?<br /> <br /> <br /> The Pollen Jocks!<br /> <br /> <br /> They do get behind a fellow.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Black and yellow.<br /> - Hello.<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, let's drop this tin can<br /> on the blacktop.<br /> <br /> <br /> Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?<br /> <br /> <br /> No, nothing. It's all cloudy.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> - Thinking bee.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> Wait a minute.<br /> I think I'm feeling something.<br /> <br /> <br /> - What?<br /> - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.<br /> <br /> <br /> Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bring the nose down.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - What in the world is on the tarmac?<br /> - Get some lights on that!<br /> <br /> <br /> Thinking bee!<br /> Thinking bee! Thinking bee!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Vanessa, aim for the flower.<br /> - OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> Out the engines. We're going in<br /> on bee power. Ready, boys?<br /> <br /> <br /> Affirmative!<br /> <br /> <br /> Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Land on that flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> Ready? Full reverse!<br /> <br /> <br /> Spin it around!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Not that flower! The other one!<br /> - Which one?<br /> <br /> <br /> - That flower.<br /> - I'm aiming at the flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.<br /> I mean the giant pulsating flower<br /> <br /> <br /> made of millions of bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.<br /> <br /> <br /> Rotate around it.<br /> <br /> <br /> - This is insane, Barry!<br /> - This's the only way I know how to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane<br /> flying in an insect-like pattern?<br /> <br /> <br /> Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.<br /> Smell it. Full reverse!<br /> <br /> <br /> Just drop it. Be a part of it.<br /> <br /> <br /> Aim for the center!<br /> <br /> <br /> Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!<br /> <br /> <br /> Oome on, already.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, we did it!<br /> You taught me how to fly!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Yes. No high-five!<br /> - Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, it worked!<br /> Did you see the giant flower?<br /> <br /> <br /> What giant flower? Where? Of course<br /> I saw the flower! That was genius!<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thank you.<br /> - But we're not done yet.<br /> <br /> <br /> Listen, everyone!<br /> <br /> <br /> This runway is covered<br /> with the last pollen<br /> <br /> <br /> from the last flowers<br /> available anywhere on Earth.<br /> <br /> <br /> That means this is our last chance.<br /> <br /> <br /> We're the only ones who make honey,<br /> pollinate flowers and dress like this.<br /> <br /> <br /> If we're gonna survive as a species,<br /> this is our moment! What do you say?<br /> <br /> <br /> Are we going to be bees, orjust<br /> Museum of Natural History keychains?<br /> <br /> <br /> We're bees!<br /> <br /> <br /> Keychain!<br /> <br /> <br /> Then follow me! Except Keychain.<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold on, Barry. Here.<br /> <br /> <br /> You've earned this.<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah!<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect<br /> fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> <br /> That's our Barry.<br /> <br /> <br /> Mom! The bees are back!<br /> <br /> <br /> If anybody needs<br /> to make a call, now's the time.<br /> <br /> <br /> I got a feeling we'll be<br /> working late tonight!<br /> <br /> <br /> Here's your change. Have a great<br /> afternoon! Oan I help who's next?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you like some honey with that?<br /> It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.<br /> <br /> <br /> Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.<br /> And I don't see a nickel!<br /> <br /> <br /> Sometimes I just feel<br /> like a piece of meat!<br /> <br /> <br /> I had no idea.<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I'm sorry.<br /> Have you got a moment?<br /> <br /> <br /> Would you excuse me?<br /> My mosquito associate will help you.<br /> <br /> <br /> Sorry I'm late.<br /> <br /> <br /> He's a lawyer too?<br /> <br /> <br /> I was already a blood-sucking parasite.<br /> All I needed was a briefcase.<br /> <br /> <br /> Have a great afternoon!<br /> <br /> <br /> Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,<br /> and I can't get them anywhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> No problem, Vannie.<br /> Just leave it to me.<br /> <br /> <br /> You're a lifesaver, Barry.<br /> Oan I help who's next?<br /> <br /> <br /> All right, scramble, jocks!<br /> It's time to fly.<br /> <br /> <br /> Thank you, Barry!<br /> <br /> <br /> That bee is living my life!<br /> <br /> <br /> Let it go, Kenny.<br /> <br /> <br /> - When will this nightmare end?!<br /> - Let it all go.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Beautiful day to fly.<br /> - Sure is.<br /> <br /> <br /> Between you and me,<br /> I was dying to get out of that office.<br /> <br /> <br /> You have got<br /> to start thinking bee, my friend.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Thinking bee!<br /> - Me?<br /> <br /> <br /> Hold it. Let's just stop<br /> for a second. Hold it.<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.<br /> Oan we stop here?<br /> <br /> <br /> I'm not making a major life decision<br /> during a production number!<br /> <br /> <br /> All right. Take ten, everybody.<br /> Wrap it up, guys.<br /> <br /> <br /> I had virtually no rehearsal for that.<br /> &quot;<br /> Nika is a lifelong pupper<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Murphy $3<br /> I don't know who chairs it<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> We have an event. Help us find it<br /> PHA18* 7PM Friday<br /> Fill out the food survey<br /> Play Zombies! zombies.cmukgb.org<br /> Pay Joe<br /> CTFWS is November 11th<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> fuck all of you<br /> Go thrift shopping with Dylan for zombies<br /> Go to Pamela's with Espy on Sundays!<br /> Come to music with us<br /> Get food<br /> GTFO</div>

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<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Three interviews Only one involved fuccbois DYLAN Yeast hell Came back from yeast hell MURPHY Forgot w...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Three interviews<br /> Only one involved fuccbois<br /> DYLAN<br /> Yeast hell<br /> Came back from yeast hell<br /> MURPHY<br /> Forgot what he was gonna say<br /> RIN<br /> Tried to deal with AB computers<br /> AB is bad at budgets (unkike us)<br /> HARRY<br /> I got sick<br /> it sucked<br /> JOE<br /> rip<br /> NIKA<br /> yelled at useless boys<br /> AGENDA<br /> Monday's Meeting<br /> It was rad and awesome<br /> Be less of a dictator<br /> RJCT<br /> Very different in new location<br /> Flagstaff was too similar to potluck<br /> No smores<br /> No dodgeball<br /> Donner Ditch is way better<br /> We should book that earlier next year<br /> Get Board Get Carded<br /> Maximum Effort<br /> Find The Event<br /> It's a puzzle hunt thing<br /> Round robins aren't great<br /> Make a horrible smore was good (Nika &amp; Dylan?)<br /> Doodle Wars - Joe?<br /> Egg drop - Murphy<br /> Maybe puzzle with GPS coordinates<br /> Get to the event on time<br /> Octodad - Skye<br /> Unknown - Harry<br /> Run - A18<br /> Reverse Charades<br /> CTFWS<br /> November 11th<br /> Rules meeting today 6:30<br /> Improve<br /> Rin did the thing<br /> Allies Tent<br /> maybe one day<br /> Exec takes out the freshmen<br /> nope<br /> Zombies<br /> Everything is working<br /> Mods: Dylan, Harry, Noah, Skye, Sonia<br /> NPC: Nika, Harry, Joe, Rin, Murphy<br /> Dylan get a poster<br /> We should chalk<br /> UGT Post Mortem<br /> It happened<br /> People liked it<br /> Booth<br /> Booth Chairs: Sarah, Dylan<br /> We need Sarah<br /> Reach out to Cliff<br /> Poach CFA people<br /> Rin is secret new booth chair<br /> Website<br /> Maybe one day it'll not be shit<br /> Rin put CTWFS on bridge<br /> Migrate server<br /> CMU is hard<br /> Nika's on it</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160913&diff=8057 2016-09-26T20:06:26Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Had a day Woke up 8 straight hours of meetings or class Job hell was actual hell left computation running and ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Had a day<br /> Woke up<br /> 8 straight hours of meetings or class<br /> Job hell was actual hell<br /> left computation running and nobody was mad!<br /> But yeah<br /> DYLAN<br /> rip<br /> MURPHY<br /> Nika and Murphy googled &quot;running jumping climbing trees&quot; and it was porn apparently<br /> http://running-jumping-climbing-trees.tumblr.com<br /> RIN<br /> We chilled and I shut down the president (sorry)<br /> HARRY<br /> Slept a lot<br /> Shut down the president<br /> JOE<br /> Man the career fair was crowded<br /> Yay tech jobs? Not tech jobs :(<br /> NIKA<br /> Espy and Nika made Murphy look at porn<br /> Screamed at her group mate because stress and shitty group mate<br /> <br /> AGENDA<br /> Last Meeting<br /> Very slow :(<br /> Super weird momentum with lateness<br /> Exec needs to have content before the meeting<br /> We need to move the table back<br /> Registrar???<br /> Underground Tour<br /> Post Mortem: do it<br /> It was good<br /> Plan projection voices beforehand<br /> Bubbles is the best &lt;3<br /> Running Jumping Climbing Trees<br /> Do we have a grill? No<br /> Do we have Donner Ditch? No<br /> We'll do things at Flagstaff<br /> Moving an hour early to 6pm<br /> Games run by Harry, Nika, Murphy<br /> Murphy be at chairs at 5<br /> Try to reserve a grill<br /> Murphy try to reserve Donner Ditch at 9pm<br /> Allocating $30 to buy dodgeballs<br /> Get Board Get Carded<br /> We're not concerned<br /> Nothing Happened<br /> CTWFS Rules<br /> Skye send out WhenToMeet<br /> Reimbursements<br /> Murphy is getting some money<br /> Allies Tent<br /> Skye will talk to Kelly<br /> Exec Takes Out Fresh Meat<br /> <br /> Money<br /> Online ticketing system, we will look into it<br /> Zombies<br /> Dylan is mad about academia<br /> We have a mod team<br /> Dylan, Harry, Noah, Skye, Sonia<br /> NPCs: Nika, Harry, Joe, Rin<br /> Booth<br /> We have to pay them<br /> No deadline yet<br /> Shortlist for chairs: Sarah, Dylan<br /> Booth is going to be more serious<br /> We have the money!<br /> We want to make it easier for booth chairs<br /> We need to incentivize enthusiasm<br /> Getting people is hard<br /> Ask the general body if they want to build a blitz booth if we vote no<br /> Rich alumni<br /> Chat booth up with freshman<br /> <br /> CMU is hard<br /> Nika will do this<br /> Website<br /> it's still garbage<br /> Pokemon Snap<br /> Maybe?<br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160906&diff=8056 2016-09-26T20:06:02Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE Being studied in their new program It's interesting apparently! DYLAN Not very stressful (yay!) Lab got cancelled ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> Being studied in their new program<br /> It's interesting apparently!<br /> DYLAN<br /> Not very stressful (yay!)<br /> Lab got cancelled<br /> MURPHY<br /> Watched a lot of Stephen Universe<br /> It was good!<br /> RIN<br /> Got to campus early :(<br /> Working on exec bios!<br /> HARRY<br /> Played games<br /> Dropped class<br /> RIP JOE AND NIKA<br /> <br /> REAL AGENDA<br /> Monday's Meeting<br /> It was pretty decent<br /> Faster near the end, middle was slow<br /> Officer reports need to be slower still<br /> Call the question more<br /> Potluck<br /> It was good<br /> Keys work<br /> Activities<br /> Joe and Skye are setting up<br /> Murphy and Nika teardown<br /> Rin is printing 150 hats<br /> Dylan is in charge of trophy and printing business cards I think?<br /> Update the hats<br /> Bring the sign<br /> Running Jumping Climbing Trees<br /> Friday 16th<br /> Have three people run games (Murphy, Harry, Someone else, maybe Nika)<br /> Murphy will make room reservations (Donner Ditch and A18)<br /> Zombies<br /> We had a date but the TOC ate it (date forthcoming)<br /> I'm a mod now apparently<br /> October 2nd-7th<br /> Website/server/bridge<br /> The website is garbage<br /> (we'll come back to this)<br /> Exec takes out the freshmen<br /> A cool thing where we take the freshmen to dinner/froyo<br /> CTFWS Date email<br /> it happened<br /> we did it<br /> We're good at things sometimes<br /> (nevermind?)<br /> THE BIG ONE (UNDERGROUND TOUR)<br /> No megaphones<br /> Be loud<br /> grill is reserved!!<br /> Signs: kirn, nick<br /> Ask to help: (owen, brian, maddy, stephen, nathan, sonya?)<br /> Socially engineer overheard<br /> We have to go to Costco for supplies<br /> We kinda have a membership but Brian does<br /> We're assigning stories (I'm not writing this down)<br /> UG walkthrough Thursday night after dark at some point 8-9?<br /> Harry had to leave, peace out \o/</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160919&diff=8055 2016-09-26T20:04:29Z

<p>Hfernand: </p> <hr /> <div>(I was sick so these minutes were written by Rin. I apologize for no indentation)<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> Skye<br /> Slept forever and stabbed people<br /> User testing is terrible<br /> Dylan<br /> Debugging spark<br /> More new people<br /> Murphy<br /> ITR<br /> iPhone 7 is broken<br /> Rin<br /> Googly eyes<br /> Harry<br /> (Actually Joe)<br /> Joe<br /> TOC bullshit<br /> Wow we have no money<br /> Nika<br /> Beat up by a tree<br /> Paleo dinner party<br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Shit my Chem 2 professor says: in the 60s the far left and the far right teamed up to cause trouble. Words only thermo people and Mexicans know?<br /> Free Qdoba!<br /> Some level of irony: TOC signs were handwritten<br /> Murphy’s old code is bad?<br /> Processors go nyoom?<br /> Counterrevolutionaries in KGB are going to be guillotined<br /> Dress code changes? yeah no<br /> Architecture project called “fwap.”<br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> Cliff has the thing<br /> Procrastination is not his fault<br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Free the UC Stones Committee<br /> They’re in cages. Free them.<br /> Wasn’t it temporary?<br /> Harambe harambe<br /> Dicks out for stones. Wait for TOC?<br /> Geology club?<br /> Murphy only eats cage free stones<br /> Moss gathering<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Joe for $3<br /> Chaired by the UC Stones<br /> Shadow the Hedge Fund Corporation Recruiting Committee<br /> So we have about 3 million middle manager positions open and we thought it would be a good idea to come here and recruit a bunch of CS students for shits and giggles<br /> Dylan played Shadow the Hedge Fund when he was younger<br /> Murphy worked at Shadow the Hedge Fund Corporation<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Nick for $4<br /> Chaired by fake gold coins<br /> Fun Fact Committee<br /> To KILL those who are curiously interested and just want to get to know you<br /> The ad-hoc Shadow the Hitman Committee reports… Soon<br /> Google destroys everything<br /> Parsey McParseface is a stupid tool<br /> Dylan’s field is made of stupid tools<br /> Make up fun facts; it’s much better. Especially if they’re incredibly dark.<br /> The ad-hoc Un-Fun Fact Committee would like to remind you that Global Warming is still a very serious issue<br /> Venmo is bad at users and careers<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Broman for $12<br /> Chaired by anyone who is inexplicably filled with murderous rage<br /> FUN. Facts: Some Nights was recorded in 2012<br /> Fun Fax Committee?<br /> Write a piece of paper, scan it, email it to someone, and call it fax<br /> Entirely black fax pages: fax machines will invert color if it’s mostly black<br /> Fun facts: Fax aren’t fun<br /> The dial-up tone took time to load<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Cam for $2<br /> Chaired by whatever FedEx Express used to be. Kinkos? Yeah let’s go with Kinkos<br /> Andrew Carnegie Abuse Committee<br /> So I have a friend who one day went to print and got a bunch of pictures of himself which of course wasn’t what he wanted so someone sent a bunch of pictures of him to his andrewID and I don’t know why<br /> $40: 800 pages of double-sided dickbutt<br /> Superhero Quint Prota<br /> Fax a fox<br /> Send a foxy fax<br /> Foxy fax committee: 8================================...=======D~<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Raymond for $1<br /> Chaired by all Andrew printer uses and Andrew Carnegie<br /> Adult Breakfast Club<br /> Kinkos are my favorite cereal<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Janine for $3<br /> Chaired by Kinkos<br /> $50 for Zombies<br /> It passed.<br /> $51 for food and supplies for this week’s event<br /> It passed.<br /> $2 to make Murphy feel bad<br /> Bad how? Emotionally, psychologically, physically?<br /> Joe can’t reimburse you morally<br /> Spend $2 at Kinkos to make a sad face and put it on Murphy’s door<br /> Pass stupid meme ideas from over the weekend<br /> Cat Fax Committee<br /> Cats use their tails for balance and something<br /> Redundant with the Internet<br /> This has stopped us exactly once before<br /> Cat is a fruit, don’t put it in a fruit salad.<br /> Fax Cat Facts to Fast Tax?<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Nick for $6<br /> Chaired by Cancel<br /> Motion to rename the KGB Cancel<br /> Dropbox T-Shirts Committee<br /> To find out if the people wearing them know they’re furries<br /> Might be fans of Bill Clinton<br /> Furries/quadrupedal robots?<br /> People’s computers have stupid ideologies<br /> Throw computers down a Cliff?<br /> It actually failed.<br /> Committee to Fail (is this a strong motion?)<br /> Pretty much that<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Owen for $10<br /> DISBANDED<br /> Post p-values or something<br /> To accept the Null Hypothesis<br /> d20s and critical failure<br /> Joe’s die has the 1’s rolled out of it now<br /> Data Bacon is Broman’s new dial-up tone cover band<br /> Data Bacon is Dylan’s new startup<br /> Raymond got a 2 in AP Stat<br /> Broman makes $10,000 a week working from home at Data Bacon<br /> Parlor game called 6 Degrees of Data Bacon<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Joe for $2<br /> Chaired by Skye<br /> Committees with Misleading Names<br /> Uh huh<br /> Is this committee included?<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Murphy for $1<br /> DISBANDED<br /> That was the correct decision<br /> Which banded?<br /> Standing rule that the word “Shadow” refers to “Shadow the Hedgehog”<br /> Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish<br /> Spoontinudigu<br /> It passed.<br /> Shadow the Hedgehog the Hedgehog the Hedgehog the Hedgehog Committee Approves<br /> Ad-Hog Committee<br /> To replace as many rules in this space with hog-related rules<br /> Watch “Over the Hedge”<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Broman for $2<br /> Chaired by those who hog the data<br /> Alexandre Gustave Eiffel Memorial Committee<br /> He ain’t got nobody, so listen<br /> Motion to make it green<br /> Motion to paint it black<br /> Purple<br /> Squid<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Quinn for $2<br /> Chaired by Shadow the Hedgehog<br /> Do we open a new window<br /> Faux Committee<br /> Do you realize when you motion to GTFO no one actually gets Pho?<br /> Dinner should be renamed faux pas<br /> It failed.<br /> <br /> <br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Get Board Get Carded<br /> PH A18* Friday 7PM<br /> Dues<br /> Zombies feedback<br /> Message Dylan<br /> Come to exec<br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> Watch cinematically important Star Trek episodes with Murphy<br /> Tim got a Wigglytuff and it’s cute and tiny<br /> Get food with us<br /> Skye’s Where in Gay History thing?<br /> <br /> <br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160919&diff=8054 2016-09-26T20:04:04Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Skye Slept forever and stabbed people User testing is terrible Dylan Debugging spark More new people Murphy ITR iPhone 7 is broken Rin Googly eyes Harry (Actua...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> Skye<br /> Slept forever and stabbed people<br /> User testing is terrible<br /> Dylan<br /> Debugging spark<br /> More new people<br /> Murphy<br /> ITR<br /> iPhone 7 is broken<br /> Rin<br /> Googly eyes<br /> Harry<br /> (Actually Joe)<br /> Joe<br /> TOC bullshit<br /> Wow we have no money<br /> Nika<br /> Beat up by a tree<br /> Paleo dinner party<br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Shit my Chem 2 professor says: in the 60s the far left and the far right teamed up to cause trouble. Words only thermo people and Mexicans know?<br /> Free Qdoba!<br /> Some level of irony: TOC signs were handwritten<br /> Murphy’s old code is bad?<br /> Processors go nyoom?<br /> Counterrevolutionaries in KGB are going to be guillotined<br /> Dress code changes? yeah no<br /> Architecture project called “fwap.”<br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> Cliff has the thing<br /> Procrastination is not his fault<br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Free the UC Stones Committee<br /> They’re in cages. Free them.<br /> Wasn’t it temporary?<br /> Harambe harambe<br /> Dicks out for stones. Wait for TOC?<br /> Geology club?<br /> Murphy only eats cage free stones<br /> Moss gathering<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Joe for $3<br /> Chaired by the UC Stones<br /> Shadow the Hedge Fund Corporation Recruiting Committee<br /> So we have about 3 million middle manager positions open and we thought it would be a good idea to come here and recruit a bunch of CS students for shits and giggles<br /> Dylan played Shadow the Hedge Fund when he was younger<br /> Murphy worked at Shadow the Hedge Fund Corporation<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Nick for $4<br /> Chaired by fake gold coins<br /> Fun Fact Committee<br /> To KILL those who are curiously interested and just want to get to know you<br /> The ad-hoc Shadow the Hitman Committee reports… Soon<br /> Google destroys everything<br /> Parsey McParseface is a stupid tool<br /> Dylan’s field is made of stupid tools<br /> Make up fun facts; it’s much better. Especially if they’re incredibly dark.<br /> The ad-hoc Un-Fun Fact Committee would like to remind you that Global Warming is still a very serious issue<br /> Venmo is bad at users and careers<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Broman for $12<br /> Chaired by anyone who is inexplicably filled with murderous rage<br /> FUN. Facts: Some Nights was recorded in 2012<br /> Fun Fax Committee?<br /> Write a piece of paper, scan it, email it to someone, and call it fax<br /> Entirely black fax pages: fax machines will invert color if it’s mostly black<br /> Fun facts: Fax aren’t fun<br /> The dial-up tone took time to load<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Cam for $2<br /> Chaired by whatever FedEx Express used to be. Kinkos? Yeah let’s go with Kinkos<br /> Andrew Carnegie Abuse Committee<br /> So I have a friend who one day went to print and got a bunch of pictures of himself which of course wasn’t what he wanted so someone sent a bunch of pictures of him to his andrewID and I don’t know why<br /> $40: 800 pages of double-sided dickbutt<br /> Superhero Quint Prota<br /> Fax a fox<br /> Send a foxy fax<br /> Foxy fax committee: 8================================...=======D~<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Raymond for $1<br /> Chaired by all Andrew printer uses and Andrew Carnegie<br /> Adult Breakfast Club<br /> Kinkos are my favorite cereal<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Janine for $3<br /> Chaired by Kinkos<br /> $50 for Zombies<br /> It passed.<br /> $51 for food and supplies for this week’s event<br /> It passed.<br /> $2 to make Murphy feel bad<br /> Bad how? Emotionally, psychologically, physically?<br /> Joe can’t reimburse you morally<br /> Spend $2 at Kinkos to make a sad face and put it on Murphy’s door<br /> Pass stupid meme ideas from over the weekend<br /> Cat Fax Committee<br /> Cats use their tails for balance and something<br /> Redundant with the Internet<br /> This has stopped us exactly once before<br /> Cat is a fruit, don’t put it in a fruit salad.<br /> Fax Cat Facts to Fast Tax?<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Nick for $6<br /> Chaired by Cancel<br /> Motion to rename the KGB Cancel<br /> Dropbox T-Shirts Committee<br /> To find out if the people wearing them know they’re furries<br /> Might be fans of Bill Clinton<br /> Furries/quadrupedal robots?<br /> People’s computers have stupid ideologies<br /> Throw computers down a Cliff?<br /> It actually failed.<br /> Committee to Fail (is this a strong motion?)<br /> Pretty much that<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Owen for $10<br /> DISBANDED<br /> Post p-values or something<br /> To accept the Null Hypothesis<br /> d20s and critical failure<br /> Joe’s die has the 1’s rolled out of it now<br /> Data Bacon is Broman’s new dial-up tone cover band<br /> Data Bacon is Dylan’s new startup<br /> Raymond got a 2 in AP Stat<br /> Broman makes $10,000 a week working from home at Data Bacon<br /> Parlor game called 6 Degrees of Data Bacon<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Joe for $2<br /> Chaired by Skye<br /> Committees with Misleading Names<br /> Uh huh<br /> Is this committee included?<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Murphy for $1<br /> DISBANDED<br /> That was the correct decision<br /> Which banded?<br /> Standing rule that the word “Shadow” refers to “Shadow the Hedgehog”<br /> Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish<br /> Spoontinudigu<br /> It passed.<br /> Shadow the Hedgehog the Hedgehog the Hedgehog the Hedgehog Committee Approves<br /> Ad-Hog Committee<br /> To replace as many rules in this space with hog-related rules<br /> Watch “Over the Hedge”<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Broman for $2<br /> Chaired by those who hog the data<br /> Alexandre Gustave Eiffel Memorial Committee<br /> He ain’t got nobody, so listen<br /> Motion to make it green<br /> Motion to paint it black<br /> Purple<br /> Squid<br /> It passed.<br /> Sold to Quinn for $2<br /> Chaired by Shadow the Hedgehog<br /> Do we open a new window<br /> Faux Committee<br /> Do you realize when you motion to GTFO no one actually gets Pho?<br /> Dinner should be renamed faux pas<br /> It failed.<br /> <br /> <br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Get Board Get Carded<br /> PH A18* Friday 7PM<br /> Dues<br /> Zombies feedback<br /> Message Dylan<br /> Come to exec<br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> Watch cinematically important Star Trek episodes with Murphy<br /> Tim got a Wigglytuff and it’s cute and tiny<br /> Get food with us<br /> Skye’s Where in Gay History thing?<br /> <br /> <br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160912&diff=8053 2016-09-26T20:03:36Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;Harry was out and can't find the minutes that Rin made so this page is empty&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>Harry was out and can't find the minutes that Rin made so this page is empty</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8052 2016-09-26T20:00:56Z

<p>Hfernand: /* 2016-2017 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8051 2016-09-26T20:00:03Z

<p>Hfernand: /* 2016-2017 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160905&diff=8004 2016-09-05T22:48:32Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE The event was fun and delicious Went to Kennywood! RIP Phone 2015-2016 DYLAN Watched movies (just kidding shit exploded. l...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> The event was fun and delicious<br /> Went to Kennywood! RIP Phone 2015-2016<br /> DYLAN<br /> Watched movies (just kidding shit exploded. literally)<br /> We have new people!<br /> MURPHY<br /> Began with the event<br /> Saw a shit ton of bands<br /> There were goats<br /> We have an event! (I'll describe it later that trend is going to be a thing okay exec???)<br /> RIN<br /> ZOOTOPIA AHHHHHHH<br /> Made a readme<br /> HARRY<br /> Event and furries<br /> JOE<br /> (actually was shelby)<br /> NIKA<br /> Was betrayed by Murphy and the goats<br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Apparently we're not students<br /> We have a party! It's R7<br /> Roselawn Terrace 7<br /> 7PM on Saturday<br /> Message Dylan or Murphy<br /> Wigglytuff: noooooooo<br /> Salute everybody!<br /> Everyone is sick<br /> Queer-y<br /> Something in french<br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> Quinn has the thing<br /> Scott Pilgrim refernces are not their fault<br /> No old business!<br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Motion to create a business founded in 1851<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to brian $1<br /> Chaired by everyone who remembers what committee we're in<br /> I just thought of this neat pun committee<br /> rip<br /> I just thought of this neat pun committee<br /> I don't know stephen, what would be it's purpose?<br /> We got onto a stack tangent<br /> It failed<br /> Fuck you brian (that was kinda cool though)<br /> What's going on I don't understand<br /> Saying I just woke up five minutes ago whether or not this is true<br /> WAKE ME UP INSIDE<br /> BAKE ME UP A PIE<br /> OVENESCENCE<br /> KGB IS ON FIRE<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Shelby for $3<br /> Chaired by Samuel Cullingwood Smith<br /> Slightly intolerable pedantry committee<br /> Is that even a real thing<br /> Yes?<br /> Crush Joe<br /> We are now in purple<br /> It passed?<br /> Sold to Quinn for $2<br /> Chaired by the accidental firing of the bottom of their stack modus?<br /> Flashling lights and funny hand signals committee<br /> OH NO YOU'VE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE GHOST OF EXPENSIVE COMMITEES UPVOTE RIGHT NOW OR NEVER BUY COMMITTEES AGAIN<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Murphy for $2<br /> Chaired by everyone who can bid on committees now<br /> Running jumping climbing trees committee<br /> Stalin'est emo<br /> It failed<br /> Motion to untable all old business<br /> Tim don't graduate commitee<br /> Motion to table indefinitely<br /> It passed<br /> Goodbye<br /> Committee to investiage why homeless people only drink coffee<br /> Classism<br /> Committee to see how long we can say nothing without taking another breath<br /> Sold to Stephen for $2<br /> Disbanded<br /> Spoontinoodigus committee<br /> My hat was good<br /> You can't survive off rabbit meat<br /> Passed<br /> Sold to Murphy for $3<br /> Chaired by spoontinoodigous committee<br /> Coughing into your elbow looks like a dab<br /> *Cough dab*<br /> We all look like vampires<br /> It failed<br /> Why is the KGB so invested in the DC character, The Question<br /> Sonya memorial appreciation committee<br /> Making sure no committee ever passes again<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Owen for $4<br /> Chaired by everybody<br /> Tell Sam where KGB is today<br /> KGB is in Breed Hall<br /> Don't exceed $150 for the event<br /> It passed<br /> Sex number committee<br /> Heehee 420<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Joe for $1<br /> Chaired by Stephen's butt<br /> Committee to table chairs forever<br /> Pretty much that<br /> Tabled forever<br /> Celebrate the end of the reign of the millenials in the Zootopia<br /> Chief Justice Dumbledore is no longer a thing<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Joe for $1<br /> Chaired by all the millenials/snake people<br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> Underground Tour <br /> Friday, 7PM UC Black Chairs<br /> Email murphy if you want to help<br /> Come to Exec Meetings<br /> UC 306 Tuesdays at 5:30<br /> Pay your dues<br /> We get dinner after this, come chill<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> We still have R7<br /> Sonya is teaching weapons for the uprising<br /> GTFO</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8003 2016-09-05T22:48:11Z

<p>Hfernand: </p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160830&diff=8002 2016-08-30T22:22:37Z

<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;I was late so stuff is missing POTLUCK bring things show up at black chairs at 5:30 multiple groups we need pump needles UNDERGROUND TOUR Rin talked to t...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>I was late so stuff is missing<br /> <br /> POTLUCK<br /> bring things<br /> show up at black chairs at 5:30<br /> multiple groups<br /> we need pump needles<br /> <br /> UNDERGROUND TOUR<br /> Rin talked to the police to sort stuff<br /> [REDACTED]<br /> We have cotton candy!<br /> We have rich alumni now?<br /> Talking about stories<br /> <br /> EVENTS SCHEDULE<br /> We added murders<br /> We organized events!<br /> <br /> ACTIVITIES FAIR<br /> We got this on lockdown<br /> <br /> OTHER THINGS<br /> Talk to allies about the tent<br /> KGBitcoin we have a lot but Rin needs to learn how to make more<br /> We need to get Nika a challenge coin<br /> New rules for CTFWS<br /> Someone will chair (probably Skye)<br /> Get your shit out of the cage<br /> Zombies will get a date soon<br /> CMU is hard, Harry and Nika will make something work<br /> Mention harassment policy?</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8001 2016-08-30T22:22:20Z

<p>Hfernand: </p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Hfernand https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=8000 2016-08-30T22:20:41Z

<p>Hfernand: </p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-08-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

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<p>Hfernand: Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS SKYE had a summer break [REDACTED] DYLAN BIG DATA Lots of new people Apparently Newtown sucks? MURPHY ...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> SKYE<br /> had a summer break<br /> [REDACTED]<br /> DYLAN<br /> BIG DATA<br /> Lots of new people<br /> Apparently Newtown sucks?<br /> MURPHY<br /> Drove across the country<br /> Florence and the machine<br /> Star trek con 2k16<br /> Their shirt was clever<br /> We have an event!(I'm just gonna do this at the end during real relevant announcements)<br /> RIN<br /> Worked at a korean bakery and didn't get fed :(<br /> MADE A PRAVDA<br /> HARRY<br /> conventions<br /> voice gone <br /> rip<br /> JOE<br /> [REDACTED]<br /> NIKA<br /> Europe and ice<br /> it was cool (i'm funny i promise)<br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> Sonya is dead apparently?<br /> Bye son<br /> Swear of the week: Bubbahotep<br /> Existing committee is doing that<br /> Something about rabbits I think<br /> Karen has the thing!<br /> Donald Trump is not their fault<br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> The last committee that will be made with Mike as president<br /> tabled forever<br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> Metaphor for how we're gonna be making it rain in a few years committee<br /> This has flooded<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Dillon for $3<br /> owned by anybody who got rained on yesterday<br /> Why don't cannibals eat clowns?<br /> Because they taste funny<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Sonya for $3<br /> Owned by anyone who's a communist<br /> House unamerican cheeses committee<br /> God damn it Tim<br /> It passed<br /> Tim $1<br /> Hillary Clinton owns it<br /> Convince the KGB to accept more currency<br /> Take my wife please?<br /> Liberty Mutual is no longer a bank<br /> Tiny lil bank babies<br /> Is a sperm bank a fucking bank?<br /> Sold to afalk $3<br /> Anyone with a job<br /> Motion to found the negative first national bank of spiders<br /> null pointer error<br /> In other news Skye is savage<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to Frieder $2<br /> Owned by people?<br /> KGB archeology committee<br /> Ancient memes<br /> Motion to bury this committee<br /> Motion to table for 3 years<br /> It passed<br /> MOtion to not forget that committee<br /> Don't forget in 3 years that we did that<br /> Tabled for two years<br /> It passed<br /> Tim doesn't even go here<br /> Tabled for one year<br /> It passed<br /> Standing Rule: A motion to squid is always in order<br /> We're in purple<br /> It passed<br /> Motion to not spend more than $70 on stuff for the event<br /> It passed<br /> Out of order<br /> Soon to be in order committee<br /> To make things to be soon in order<br /> BUT ENTROPY<br /> It passed<br /> Sold to afalk $5<br /> REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> EVENT<br /> Potluck!<br /> This friday black chairs 5:30PM<br /> Food and stuff<br /> OTHER EVENT<br /> Underground Tour<br /> Fun and big<br /> Message Murphy if you want to help<br /> Email 2vp@cmukgb.org<br /> Pay your dues to Joe<br /> Come to exec meetings<br /> SHMUCKS<br /> We have a wiki<br /> Ethan has been here for 7 years<br /> Which banded?<br /> MOtion to purple and get food<br /> GTFO</div>

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