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Ian

2018-03-01T02:30:01Z

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'''Ian Griswold'''. He's Picasso if Picasso made terrible, horrible, glorious memes.

Ian became Sergeant at Arms in February [[2016 Officers|2017]] after [[Nika]] resigned.

===Officer Dossiers:===

===2VP, 2017-2018===
*yiff yiff!* OwO what’s this? *paws all over your graph theory and snuggles up in Euler’s lap* Ian Griswold is a bad naughty fox boy who likes to make terrible math messes all over the living room walls with red sharpie. Ian is our Second Vice President. He is in charge of events.
Ian also cares about art and creative philosophy a lot, and has “started” upwards of a hundred projects. His record of completed projects is unknown (but he’s working on it).
Ian has been caught forcing mice through diabolical labyrinthian sudoku mazes of his own design, cackling “I AM THE PUZZLE GOD” and clapping his hands with malicious glee.

====Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017====

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[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]

User:Jpdoyle

2018-01-30T00:28:18Z

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KGB Wiki:Administrators

2017-09-18T19:46:40Z

Jpdoyle:

These people have [[Power|POWER]]!! They can do stuff. But they're secret. We don't know who they are.

You can unmask their secret identities, though, by going to the [[Special:Listusers|user list]] and seeing who has "Sysops" next to their name.

KGB Wiki:Administrators

2017-09-18T19:46:13Z

Jpdoyle:

Main Page

2017-09-18T19:42:57Z

Jpdoyle:

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2017 Officers|Officers for 2017–2018]]
* [[Get Board Get Carded]]
* [[Ice cream socialism]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

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Main Page

2017-09-18T19:42:42Z

Jpdoyle:

Kirn

2016-06-20T19:43:37Z

Jpdoyle:

'''Kirn Hans''' (pronounced "kɪrən Hans") is, despite her protests, easily the most innocent member of the [[KGB]]. She is frequently surprised at how white and/or tall people are and likes to announce this thoughtfully.

Oh my God, Kirn, you can't just ask people why they're white.

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Kirn

2016-06-20T19:43:27Z

Jpdoyle:

'''Kirn Hans''' (pronounced "kɪərən Hans") is, despite her protests, easily the most innocent member of the [[KGB]]. She is frequently surprised at how white and/or tall people are and likes to announce this thoughtfully.

Oh my God, Kirn, you can't just ask people why they're white.

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Kirn

2016-06-20T19:41:33Z

Jpdoyle:

'''Kirn Hans''' (pronounced "<strike>Kern</strike> <strike>Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeern</strike> <strike>Kearn</strike> <strike>Krin</strike> kɪərn Hans") is, despite her protests, easily the most innocent member of the [[KGB]]. She is frequently surprised at how white and/or tall people are and likes to announce this thoughtfully.

Oh my God, Kirn, you can't just ask people why they're white.

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Kirn

2016-06-20T19:41:08Z

Jpdoyle:

'''Kirn Hans''' (pronounced "<strike>Kern</strike><strike>Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeern</strike><strike>Kearn</strike><strike>Krin</strike>kɪərn Hans") is, despite her protests, easily the most innocent member of the [[KGB]]. She is frequently surprised at how white and/or tall people are and likes to announce this thoughtfully.

Oh my God, Kirn, you can't just ask people why they're white.

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Kirn

2016-06-20T19:35:22Z

Jpdoyle:

'''Kirn Hans''' (pronounced "Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeern Hans") is, despite her protests, easily the most innocent member of the [[KGB]]. She is frequently surprised at how white and/or tall people are and likes to announce this thoughtfully.

Oh my God, Kirn, you can't just ask people why they're white.

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Jpdoyle

2016-04-22T03:02:24Z

Jpdoyle:

'''Joe Doyle''' is treasurer 4 life. He also didn't embezzle too much. Probably.

Joe is a frighteningly intelligent individual. He also possesses a light-up hat, which is probably more important.
He speaks for the [[Shadow Corporation]], which definitely isn't a world conspiracy or anything.

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|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
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[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]
{{end}}

Jpdoyle

2016-04-22T03:01:36Z

Jpdoyle:

'''Joe Doyle''' is treasurer 4 life. He also didn't embezzle too much. Probably.

Joe is a frighteningly intelligent individual. He also possesses a light-up hat, which is probably more important.
He speaks for the [[Shadow Corporation]].

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Treasurer]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=himself}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=himself}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Treasurer]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$Treasurer}}
[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]
{{end}}

Shadow Corporation

2016-04-22T02:59:16Z

Jpdoyle: Created page with "A synergy-inspiring, dividends-creating, definitely-not-Illuminati-affiliated-at-all company which appears to consist of entirely middle managers and/or Lizard People. [[Jpdoy..."

A synergy-inspiring, dividends-creating, definitely-not-Illuminati-affiliated-at-all company which appears to consist of entirely middle managers and/or Lizard People. [[Jpdoyle]] is their spokesperson, which might seem like a conflict of interest. Rest assured, though -- he definitely hasn't embezzled much!

Asht

2016-04-19T03:27:25Z

Jpdoyle: foo

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