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Kdanger

2011-05-04T01:26:56Z

Kdanger: New page: Not dangerous, really! Might turn you into a Pokemon though.

Not dangerous, really! Might turn you into a [[Ditto Committee| Pokemon]] though.

Text adventure

2011-05-04T01:12:20Z

Kdanger:

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

[[Go North]]

[[Go East]]

[[Go South]]

[[Go West]]

[[Go Dennis]]

[[Wait how do I know which way is which if I'm in a maze? Do I have a compass?]]

[[Tangerine| Check Inventory]]

[[Category: Text adventure]]

Ditto Committee

2010-09-19T01:36:41Z

Kdanger:

[[Category:Committees]]

The Ditto Committee's purpose is to turn members of the KGB into Pokemon. It has had moderate success.

[http://s1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/dittocommittee/POKEMANS/ Our pokemans, let us show you them.]

Ditto Committee

2010-09-19T01:36:23Z

Kdanger:

[[Category:Committees]]

The Ditto Committee's purpose is to turn members of the KGB into Pokemon. It has had moderate success.
[[http://s1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/dittocommittee/POKEMANS/ Our pokemans, let us show you them.]]

Jboning

2010-06-02T17:49:02Z

Kdanger:

Not unlike most members of the KGB, Josiah Boning exists. Also not unlike most members of the KGB, he is referred to by various names. Anything that matches /jb(\w*)/ is a likely fit. Some values of $1 to which he might actually respond:
* oning
* lanket
* aron
* oing
* aaawwwning
* onnet
* ear
* ooth
* uggy
* oingboing
Some values of $1 to which he will CERTAINLY NOT respond:
* oning when pronounced "owning". (Note that this is actually a lie--he will respond, but he rather prefers it to be pronounced properly, as in "aaawwwning".)
* enedetto

Officer Dossiers:

Recording Secretary, 2009-2010:

Josiah comes to us from Thomas Jefferson High School in Virginia... and you know what that means. Indeed, Josiah is not human, but rather a robot, sent in the place of the real student for reasons unknown. Despite this fact he is well accepted within the KGB since he's so friendly. That and he's likely to zap us with any of his 72 lasers if we don't.

A musician in his free time, Josiah's count of instruments is fairly impressive. More impressive though, is his ability to swallow each and every one of them whole. He usually does not perform such a feat, however, since he finds it much more enjoyable to strum a guitar than to digest one.

If you're happy and you know it, Josiah's left arm doubles as a weed whacker and his right, a vernier caliper.

Australian Totem Animal: the kangaroo

Written by: [[Eforney|eforney]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Dbesse|dbesse]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Recording Secretary]]
|years=[[2009 Officers|2009-2010]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[twright]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[mglisson]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[President]]
|years=[[2010 Officers|2010-2011]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$NEW_PREZ}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Officers]]

Go South North

2009-10-24T06:18:13Z

Kdanger: New page: You come skidding out into the middle of a battle between forces in red and yellow. One desperate fighter flings a red belt into the air with a shout of "LEEROY JENKINS!" You are stunned a...

You come skidding out into the middle of a battle between forces in red and yellow. One desperate fighter flings a red belt into the air with a shout of "LEEROY JENKINS!" You are stunned and trampled on as the red forces storm down the hallway. You die.

[[Text adventure|Try again]]

Cohort

2009-09-28T23:25:23Z

Kdanger:

A bizarre group of freshmen that joined KGB. Twice.

Cohort 1.0 formed in 2007(?); they may or may not still exist.

Cohort 2.0 formed in 2009. They all have weird nicknames. Some more than others. Also/maybe formerly known as the Nexus of Weirdness. They go asploring a lot. They now have their own committee, owned by [[zsparks]] and themselves. This committee may own the previous cohort as well... if they exist.

They're all a bunch of trolls that claim various areas as their own, such as the Donner reading room, the basement of the UC, and various upper floors of the new Gates building. But not the [[roofs]]. They don't know what those are.

Go West North West

2009-09-28T23:23:42Z

Kdanger:

There wasn't a door, you fool. Congratulations, you've just defenestrated yourself. You are now floating in a void between windows.

[[Margaret Morrison|Go North]]

[[Go Dennis|Go Dennis]]

Go West North West

2009-09-28T23:20:32Z

Kdanger:

There wasn't a door. Congratulations, you've just defenestrated yourself. You are now floating in a void between windows.

[[Margaret Morrison|Go North]]

[[Go Dennis|Go Dennis]]

Go West North West

2009-09-28T23:20:24Z

Kdanger: New page: There wasn't a door. Congratulations, you've just defenestrated yourself. You are now floating in a void between windows. Go North Go Dennis

There wasn't a door. Congratulations, you've just defenestrated yourself. You are now floating in a void between windows.
[[Margaret Morrison|Go North]]
[[Go Dennis|Go Dennis]]

Cohort

2009-09-28T23:17:46Z

Kdanger:

A bizarre group of freshmen that joined KGB. Twice.

Cohort 1.0 formed in 2007(?); they may or may not still exist.

Cohort 2.0 formed in 2009. They all have weird nicknames. Some more than others. They go asploring a lot. They now have their own committee, owned by [[zsparks]] and themselves. This committee may own the previous cohort as well... if they exist.

They're all a bunch of trolls that claim various areas as their own, such as the Donner reading room, the basement of the UC, and various upper floors of the new Gates building. But not the [[roofs]]. They don't know what those are.

Cohort

2009-09-28T23:16:14Z

Kdanger:

'''Cohort'''
A bizarre group of freshmen that joined KGB. Twice.

Cohort 1.0 formed in 2007(?); they may or may not still exist.

Cohort 2.0 formed in 2009. They all have weird nicknames. Some more than others. They go asploring a lot. They now have their own committee, owned by [[zsparks]] and themselves. This committee may own the previous cohort as well... if they exist.

They're all a bunch of trolls that claim various areas as their own, such as the Donner reading room, the basement of the UC, and various upper floors of the new Gates building. But not the [[roofs]]. They don't know what those are.

Cohort

2009-09-28T23:16:04Z

Kdanger: New page: '''Cohort''' A bizarre group of freshmen that joined KGB. Twice. Cohort 1.0 formed in 2007(?); they may or may not still exist. Cohort 2.0 formed in 2009. They all have weird nicknames. ...

'''Cohort'''
A bizarre group of freshmen that joined KGB. Twice.

Cohort 1.0 formed in 2007(?); they may or may not still exist.

Cohort 2.0 formed in 2009. They all have weird nicknames. Some more than others. They go asploring a lot. They now have their own committee, owned by [[zparks]] and themselves. This committee may own the previous cohort as well... if they exist.

They're all a bunch of trolls that claim various areas as their own, such as the Donner reading room, the basement of the UC, and various upper floors of the new Gates building. But not the [[roofs]]. They don't know what those are.

Go West North

2009-09-28T23:09:11Z

Kdanger: New page: '''Odd Room''' You come to an odd room. It contains several tables, chairs, and some couches; what's odd is that despite the fact that you're in an underground maze, there are windows and...

'''Odd Room'''

You come to an odd room. It contains several tables, chairs, and some couches; what's odd is that despite the fact that you're in an underground maze, there are windows and apparently trees outside. You notice a group of strange creatures sitting on the couches. They look up at your approach.

[[Cohort|Examine the creatures]]

[[Go West|Go South]]

[[Go West North West|Go West]]