https://wiki.cmukgb.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Kevinson 2026-05-29T22:38:58Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kgbuggy&diff=12816 2025-10-02T01:54:17Z

<p>Kevinson: come and see</p> <hr /> <div>'''KGBuggy''' is a relatively new event that was introduced in Spring of 2024, where each person builds their own buggy in under two hours and then they race. For more information on how this is possible, go to KGBuggy this Friday.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Buca_di_Beppo&diff=12815 2025-09-27T07:09:03Z

<p>Kevinson: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Buca di Beppo''' was an Italian restaurant at Station Square where KGB goes for [[Mafia Night]]. It was notable for being perhaps egregiously Italian; you can find pictures online of the Italian clutter-core interiors of a typical Buca di Beppo, and draw your own conclusions. Also, [[liamt|Liam]] fondly reminds everyone that Buca di Beppo directly translates to &quot;Giuseppe's hole&quot;.<br /> <br /> As of 2025, Buca di Beppo no longer exists<br /> <br /> [[Category:Food]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Buca_di_Beppo&diff=12814 2025-09-27T07:08:18Z

<p>Kevinson: I miss Buca di Beppo (once a year)</p> <hr /> <div>'''Buca di Beppo''' was an Italian restaurant at Station Square where KGB goes for [[Mafia Night]]. It was notable for being perhaps egregiously Italian; you can find pictures online of the Italian clutter-core interiors of a typical Buca di Beppo look like. Also, [[liamt|Liam]] fondly reminds everyone that Buca di Beppo directly translates to &quot;Giuseppe's hole&quot;.<br /> <br /> As of 2025, Buca di Beppo no longer exists<br /> <br /> [[Category:Food]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Jholz&diff=12788 2025-08-13T07:09:07Z

<p>Kevinson: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Julia Holz''' uploaded three years worth of [[Minutes|minutes]] in one day, which makes her the G.O.A.T.<br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> <br /> ===RecSec, 2024-2025===<br /> Embracing her inevitable fate, Julia has returned to her third year as Recsec. How has she managed to stay sane? Who says she has! Fully acclimated to her position, she remains unphased as motions are tabled until the heat death of the universe. She will wait those many years, still as Recsec the whole time, to untable them.<br /> <br /> ===RecSec, 2023-2024===<br /> Julia is practically synonymous with the sound of frantic typing as the motion to create the committee to create the committee to create the committee to create committees is proposed. She is so synonymous with the idea of being RecSec, in fact, that we couldn’t imagine anyone else holding the position for the coming year, so here she is. <br /> <br /> ===RecSec, 2022-2023===<br /> Julia is a professional typist trained in all manner of shorthand, in order to better capture every facet of our inane discussions and store them forever in the #the-minutes channel. She is also well versed in the arts of cryptography and steganography, so we can still hold meetings when the FBI investigates us for seditious activity.<br /> <br /> Likes: The sound of her keyboard, unearthing old business, the Thing<br /> <br /> Dislikes: The spirit of the Thing<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[liamt|Liam Thomas]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Recording Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2022 Officers|2022-2023]] <br /> [[2023 Officers|2023-2024]] <br /> <br /> [[2024 Officers|2024-2025]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$RECSEC}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Farnam_Jahanian&diff=12671 2025-08-03T03:46:10Z

<p>Kevinson: future-proofing the article + KGB relevance</p> <hr /> <div>Farnam Jahanian is/was the 10th president of CMU. [[rtosh]] has personally met Mr. Jahanian, so we can be sure he exists. We cannot, however, prove that his spine exists, as there is no evidence supporting such (and much evidence suggesting otherwise).</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20221010&diff=12668 2025-07-27T07:09:48Z

<p>Kevinson: minute? I hardly even know it</p> <hr /> <div>MEETING 10/10<br /> <br /> Officer reports<br /> <br /> Kevin: ran in donut dash<br /> <br /> Twain: befriended a goose<br /> <br /> Charles: did skateboarding EVENT: movie night<br /> <br /> Izzy: was on tech for fall concert<br /> <br /> Julia: drank chai, couldn’t sleep<br /> <br /> Howard: may be addicted to caffeine<br /> <br /> Kaylie: hammocking, pickle hat <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Anthony: plant mis.<br /> <br /> Twain: mis. plant mis: saw lots of plants in pots very stealable, in virginia<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock: 5$<br /> <br /> Izzy: mis. mis. plant mis: it is very disappointed in mis. plant mis. for not misappropriating plants<br /> <br /> Twain: mis. corn subsidies: $6.97<br /> <br /> Kaylie: OSHA violations, sound guy put wires in fire door, punched wall. If someone commits a title 9 violation, report it <br /> <br /> Avalon: English teacher laughing<br /> <br /> Nick: ad hoc where’s tim committee: where’s tim?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Kaylie has the thing in PTM (on campus) Twain gets spirit of thing “the thing doesn’t get to visit san diego” is not their fault<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that if you come into meeting wearing red and green we sing we wish you a merry christmas. When someone walks in the room and they’re wearing both red and green, whoever stands up first and says it’s [insert month], and leads everyone one iteration of the song. <br /> <br /> emoji: christmas tree, succulent: spruce christmas tree name tom<br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to ammend such that it covers all holidays with a set of colors associated with it, and etc. (dilatory)<br /> <br /> McKenna: declare/how long sing<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend to only when we see someone walk (already covered)<br /> <br /> McKenna: could make people leave and come back for singing<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to ammend such that this rule always applies to the chair or former chair of the meeting regardless of whether they are wearing red or green <br /> <br /> Avalon: does this apply to all former chairs <br /> <br /> Kevin: would like it to be former chairs of the current meeting<br /> <br /> Kaylie: booth chairs?<br /> <br /> Izzy: now<br /> <br /> Howard: if it happens at every time it’s not funny<br /> <br /> McKenna: prefers if this was in a new standing rule with a new song. Otherwise could be a song about coming back? <br /> <br /> Kaylie<br /> <br /> PASSED, been ammended<br /> <br /> PASSED, been stood <br /> <br /> Sold for 5$ to Kaylie<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: standing rule such that at the beginning of meeting there must be one chair designated as the chair chair emoji: wheelchair succulent: chair called kevin<br /> <br /> Anthony: chair designated by a motion (adhoc during committee reports)<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend “designating chair” automatically designated to be all the molecules that form below Kevin’s ass. (Like air could be a chair) (FAILED)<br /> <br /> PASSED, been stood sold for 0$ to nobody<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to create something similar to the mace of the house of representatives for the sergeant at arms. (dilatory)<br /> <br /> Izzy: requesting report from the #define committee to find out if there’s anything #defined as a weapon<br /> <br /> Howard: some shit about maces in house of representatives<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create a committee for people who are fresh to the club to partake in isness “new business”<br /> <br /> Sold for 2.13$ to Anthony, chaired by Mr. Business<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: new standing rule such that bids with a prime number of cents excluding whole dollars are forbidden in auction emoji: <br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend such that the if the number of cents is above 50, <br /> <br /> FAILED, no standing rule<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 420 yen for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Charles: ammending to allocate an additional 420 yen for sippy sips and nummy nums<br /> <br /> Nick: Motion to ammend such that 14X420 yen is allocated for this week’s event <br /> <br /> PASSED, been ammended<br /> <br /> PASSED, been allocated <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to #define “doing a michael erdman” as wearing a hat and sunglasses to meeting<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to purple<br /> <br /> PASSED, been #defined <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to poll mr. propaganda machine <br /> <br /> Hivemind: “Italian people when chris pratt becomes mario end report” (violates content policy)<br /> <br /> Hivemind: “Nintendo pizza party time is Dasani in callipygian<br /> <br /> sepia propaganda”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that you can make a motion verify someone’s identity, if seconded, you can ask them a question, and they must state a true fact, but it does not have to be relevant to the question. If the fact is not true, the detective is very sad. Emoji: person with magnifying glass succulent: named ??? <br /> <br /> Kaylie: committee to guess Kushal’s social security number approves of this motion<br /> <br /> Nick: do you have to make a motion? <br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend name of succulent to [redacted[, friendly, been changed <br /> <br /> Sold for $4.51 to Alex<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to verify Kevin’s identity “who will” <br /> <br /> Kevin: I’m alive<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to verify charles’s identity “why did you choose to wear sunglasses today” <br /> <br /> Charles: P=NP (The detective may or may not be sad)<br /> <br /> Izzy: Motion to create the *laughing too much* (dilatory)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Motion to listen to the wind<br /> <br /> Howard: who will<br /> <br /> Kaylie: whoever is running for president next year see me after class<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to create the “will committee” purpose: to find out who will<br /> <br /> Sold for 7$ to daniel chaired by: who will<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> cha cha slide<br /> <br /> We R KGB<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS <br /> <br /> Kevin: exec meetings UC 306<br /> <br /> Charles: Event: movie night, MMA14 at 7:00, vote on voting system, then movie<br /> <br /> Kevin: murder mystery Nov. 4th, sign up pretty soon, for this event you need to sign up if you want to be a character in the mystery (can show up to hang out/be non-story character) will be in the discord<br /> <br /> Kaylie: we will find out carnival theme this weekend, think of ideas over spring break.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Kaylie: playground, first week of december, will have an installation<br /> <br /> Anthony: making free pasta in Hammerschlag at 7pm at some point this week. Homemade marinara.<br /> <br /> Daniel: who sets the standard for the pasta<br /> <br /> Kaylie: my show is opening this weekend, wednesday-saturday (box office) - as you like it - Shakespeare<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: Gitfo<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=12667 2025-07-27T07:08:32Z

<p>Kevinson: missing 2022-10-10</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161205|2016-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170116|2017-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170123|2017-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170130|2017-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170206|2017-02-06]]<br /> <br /> ===2017-2018===<br /> *[[Minutes20170828|2017-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170904|2017-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170911|2017-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170918|2017-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170925|2017-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171009|2017-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171016|2017-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171023|2017-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171030|2017-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171106|2017-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171113|2017-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171120|2017-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171127|2017-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171204|2017-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171211|2017-12-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180116|2018-01-16]]<br /> *[[Mintues20180122|2018-01-22]]<br /> *[[Mintues20180129|2018-01-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180205|2018-02-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180212|2018-02-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180219|2018-02-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180226|2018-02-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180305|2018-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180326|2018-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180402|2018-04-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180409|2018-04-09]]<br /> *[[Mintues20180423|2018-04-23]]<br /> <br /> ===2018-2019===<br /> *[[Minutes20180430|2018-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180507|2018-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180827|2018-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180903|2018-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180910|2018-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180917|2018-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180924|2018-09-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181001|2018-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181008|2018-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181015|2018-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181022|2018-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181029|2018-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181105|2018-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181112|2018-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181119|2018-11-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181126|2018-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181203|2018-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190114|2019-01-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190121|2019-01-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190128|2019-01-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190204|2019-02-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190211|2019-02-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190218|2019-02-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190225|2019-02-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190304|2019-03-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190318|2019-03-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190325|2019-03-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190401|2019-04-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190408|2019-04-08]]<br /> <br /> ===2019-2020===<br /> *[[Minutes20190415|2019-04-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190422|2019-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190429|2019-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190826|2019-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190902|2019-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190909|2019-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190916|2019-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190923|2019-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190930|2019-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191007|2019-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191014|2019-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191021|2019-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191028|2019-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191104|2019-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191111|2019-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191118|2019-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191202|2019-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191209|2019-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200120|2020-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200127|2020-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200203|2020-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200210|2020-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200217|2020-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200224|2020-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200302|2020-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200316|2020-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200323|2020-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200330|2020-03-30]]<br /> <br /> ===2020-2021===<br /> *[[Minutes20200420|2020-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200427|2020-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200504|2020-05-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200831|2020-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200907|2020-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200914|2020-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200921|2020-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200928|2020-09-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201005|2020-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201012|2020-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201019|2020-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201026|2020-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201102|2020-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201109|2020-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201116|2020-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201123|2020-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201130|2020-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201207|2020-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201214|2020-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210201|2021-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210208|2021-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210215|2021-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210222|2021-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210301|2021-03-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210308|2021-03-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210315|2021-03-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210322|2021-03-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210329|2021-03-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210405|2021-04-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210412|2021-04-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210419|2021-04-19]]<br /> <br /> ===2021-2022===<br /> *[[Minutes20210426|2021-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210503|2021-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210510|2021-05-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20211108|2021-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220117|2022-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220124|2022-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220131|2022-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220207|2022-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220214|2022-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220221|2022-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220228|2022-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220314|2022-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220321|2022-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220328|2022-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220404|2022-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220411|2022-04-11]]<br /> <br /> ===2022-2023===<br /> *[[Minutes20220418|2022-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220425|2022-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220502|2022-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220829|2022-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220905|2022-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220912|2022-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220919|2022-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220926|2022-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221003|2022-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221010|2022-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221017|2022-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221024|2022-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221031|2022-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221107|2022-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221114|2022-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221121|2022-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221128|2022-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221205|2022-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221212|2022-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230116|2023-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230123|2023-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230130|2023-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230206|2023-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230213|2023-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230220|2023-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230227|2023-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230313|2023-03-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230320|2023-03-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230327|2023-03-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230403|2023-04-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230410|2023-04-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230417|2023-04-17]]<br /> <br /> ===2023-2024===<br /> *[[Minutes20230424|2023-04-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230501a|2023-05-01b]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230501b|2023-05-01a]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230828|2023-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230904|2023-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230911|2023-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230918|2023-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230925|2023-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231002|2023-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231009|2023-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231023|2023-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231030|2023-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231106|2023-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231113|2023-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231120|2023-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231127|2023-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231204|2023-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231211|2023-12-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240122|2024-01-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240129|2024-01-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240205|2024-02-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240212|2024-02-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240219|2024-02-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240226|2024-02-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240311|2024-03-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240318|2024-03-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240325|2024-03-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240401|2024-04-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240415|2024-04-15]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161115|2016-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161129|2016-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161206|2016-12-06]]<br /> <br /> ===2017-2018===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20170426|2017-04-26]]<br /> <br /> ===2018-2019===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190116|2019-01-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190206|2019-02-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190213|2019-02-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190220|2019-02-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190306|2019-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190320|2019-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190327|2019-03-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2019-2020===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191009|2019-10-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191016|2019-10-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191016|2019-10-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191030|2019-10-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191106|2019-11-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191113|2019-11-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191120|2019-11-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191204|2019-12-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200123|2019-01-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200130|2019-01-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200206|2019-02-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200213|2019-02-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200220|2019-02-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200225|2019-02-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2021-2022===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210422|2021-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210429|2021-04-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210506|2021-05-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210727|2021-07-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210906|2021-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210919|2021-09-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211003|2021-10-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211010|2021-10-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211017|2021-10-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211024|2021-10-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211031|2021-10-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211107|2021-11-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211114|2021-11-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211121|2021-11-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211128|2021-11-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220117|2022-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220130|2022-01-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220206|2022-02-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220213|2022-02-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220220|2022-02-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220227|2022-02-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220320|2022-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220327|2022-03-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220403|2022-04-03]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20221017&diff=12666 2025-07-27T07:07:34Z

<p>Kevinson: Hell of a catch, with all these fish</p> <hr /> <div>Officer reports<br /> <br /> Kevin - fish<br /> <br /> Chood^WTwain - Poway. Sandiego.<br /> <br /> Chood - Petting zoo that probably did not give him pinkeye because he didnt touch any animals<br /> <br /> Izzy - fish<br /> <br /> Julia^Howie - fish<br /> <br /> Howie - Mom is living in the 'burgh for the next couple months and threw away all his crap<br /> <br /> Doris^WKaylie - fish<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Aresh - procrastination fish fish fish fish fish<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Who gets the spirit of the thing? Alex. fish fish 451 fish<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy - Retroactive misappropriated corn subsidies board: corn is at 69. Nice<br /> <br /> Kevin - Questionable units and truthfulness<br /> <br /> Chood - Allocate $69 c420 for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Motion fails<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy - Motion to call everyone who has attended a GBM more than three times to ask them to come<br /> <br /> Alex - Motion to call those people fish<br /> <br /> Howie - Motion to call<br /> <br /> Kevin - Dilatory<br /> <br /> Howie - Motion to call Nick to ask about meal blocks<br /> <br /> Kevin - That is not a valid operation in GBM<br /> <br /> Aresh - Why?<br /> <br /> Kevin - This is a parliamentary procedure and such things don't make phone calls<br /> <br /> Izzy - Create a standing rule to make it possible to make a motion to call someone. If the motion passes by majority vote, the person who created the motion must call the given person<br /> <br /> Alex - Is this really something we can do<br /> <br /> Kevin - Sure!<br /> <br /> Kevin - Izzy, what if the phone number is not known?<br /> <br /> Izzy - Then someone has to give the caller the callee's phone number. If no one has it, the motion fails.<br /> <br /> Howie - Amendment: if we can't call the person, then call the chair instead<br /> <br /> Izzy - Should we include something about ejecting the chair from the meeting?<br /> <br /> Howie - We can make a standing rule that no one at normal GBMs knows about<br /> <br /> Izzy - Call the question<br /> <br /> Motion passes<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving on to an auction. Do I hear a dollar?<br /> <br /> Howie - Point of order: what is the emoji and succulent?<br /> <br /> Izzy - emoji: rotary phone, succulent: ghostbusters<br /> <br /> Howie - Who you gonna call?<br /> <br /> Kevin - Probably me<br /> <br /> Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?<br /> <br /> Aresh - One<br /> <br /> Howie - Two<br /> <br /> Kevin - Sold to Howie for $2. You might be wondering, what's the benefit? There is none.<br /> <br /> Howie - Incidentally, I also own the standing rule that says we can auction off standing rules<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Alex - Make a standing rule such that whoever bought the rule can terminate it<br /> <br /> Howie - Like a switch?<br /> <br /> Alex - Yes, they can turn it on and off<br /> <br /> Kevin - I am concerned about this<br /> <br /> Kevin - The chair would look favorable upon more info about how the standing rules get turned on/off<br /> <br /> Alex - Has to be done as a motion, during meeting<br /> <br /> Kevin - When within meeting?<br /> <br /> Alex - Whenever they have the floor, as a motion<br /> <br /> Aresh - That motion, would you have to vote on it?<br /> <br /> Alex - The owner should decide unilaterally<br /> <br /> Kevin - This is concerning<br /> <br /> Howie - I want to strike this<br /> <br /> Kevin - This standing rule needs a succulent and emoji<br /> <br /> Alex - Woozy emoji, succulent in my dad's backyard<br /> <br /> Kevin - has woozy been used before?<br /> <br /> Alex - Probably. How about the devil face? The fish one.<br /> <br /> Alex - How are we supposed to know which ones are free?<br /> <br /> Kevin - Tim.<br /> <br /> Doris - Is this intentionally fascist?<br /> <br /> Alex - It's capitalism because it involves spending money<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Kevin - Tie, I break it: failed.<br /> <br /> Izzy - Should we just eject the chair?<br /> <br /> Howie - Motion to create a standing rule such that whenever there is a tie during a vote of creation, each group chooses a physical representative to throw hands. Whoever wins by the president's choice, <br /> <br /> Kevin - Fighting is against the law<br /> <br /> Howie - I said throwing hands.<br /> <br /> Howie - How about they choose a representative to build a paper airplane<br /> <br /> Kevin - Dilatory<br /> <br /> Alex - What is dilatory?<br /> <br /> Kevin - When it's a waste of time<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Chood - Motion to create a standing rule such that we can create a motion to eject the chair<br /> <br /> Kevin - Dilatory<br /> <br /> Alex - Does dilatory mean you don't like it<br /> <br /> Kevin - You are all terrible people. Elaborate on how the motion is not dilatory<br /> <br /> Chood - Idk<br /> <br /> Aresh - Amend to create a pointlessly long list of requirements, e.g. an explanation of why the chair should be ejected<br /> <br /> Kevin - Still dilatory<br /> <br /> Howie - Amend such that the motion can be made any time during meeting (except rule 0) but the current chair has to agree with it<br /> <br /> Chood - Friendly<br /> <br /> Howie - As an addon, cooldown of 30 minutes<br /> <br /> Chood - Unfriendly<br /> <br /> Howie - 20 minutes<br /> <br /> Chood - Unfriendly<br /> <br /> Howie - Pursue<br /> <br /> Kevin - Also we don't have a emoji/succulent<br /> <br /> Aresh - Is there an order to succession?<br /> <br /> Howie - President, 1VP, 2VP, ...<br /> <br /> Kevin - There is also a process for voting on chairs, not well defined in Robert's Rules, we have done it in the past but not last year<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Amendment passes<br /> <br /> Kevin - Please choose an emoji/succulent<br /> <br /> Howie - Rocket, James<br /> <br /> Kevin - What has to cool down for the cooldown?<br /> <br /> Howie - Ill defined<br /> <br /> Kevin - Someone should fix that<br /> <br /> Chood - Why dont we just remove the amendment?<br /> <br /> Kevin - Pls no<br /> <br /> Howie - Sure whatever<br /> <br /> Chood - Is this allowed under Robert's Rules?<br /> <br /> Kevin - I think so<br /> <br /> Kevin - Charles, how is this written in the minutes?<br /> <br /> Chood - I just write everything verbatim<br /> <br /> Kevin - I wish Julia were here<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Amendment passed<br /> <br /> [WTF IS GOING ON IM SO LOST...]<br /> <br /> Izzy - Motion to salute Charles<br /> <br /> Charles - [sobbing emoji]<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Motion failed<br /> <br /> Howie - TLDR we wasted time<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Howie - Standing rule such that everyone enters the meeting with 100 HP and when it hits 0 you're ejected. Emoji: sword, succulent: fish.<br /> <br /> Aresh - What leads to someone's HP changing?<br /> <br /> Howie - Not defined yet. This standing rule merely introduces the HP system.<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Motion passed<br /> <br /> Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?<br /> <br /> Howie - 1<br /> <br /> Doris - 2<br /> <br /> Howie - 3<br /> <br /> Kevin - Sold to Howie for $3<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy - Motion to create a standing rule such that upon your HP reaching zero, you can begin an auction. If you win this auction, you pay the chair immediately and are revived with full health<br /> <br /> Howie - How can you do an auction after you're ejected<br /> <br /> Izzy - Auction right before you're ejected<br /> <br /> Izzy - The time immediately between dying and being ejected is defined as ten seconds. If no one sees you hand up in that time, it doesn't count.<br /> <br /> Howie - Amend such that you are able to pull one dollar out of your pocket and give it to the chair saying &quot;will this change your fate&quot;<br /> <br /> Izzy - Friendly, as long as if an exec member pays $5, they are revived as an exec member<br /> <br /> Kevin - Exec members dont have any special privileges during GBM except sitting at the front of the room<br /> <br /> Kevin - We need an emoji/succulent<br /> <br /> Izzy - Emoji: arcade machine; succulent: Jonathan<br /> <br /> Aresh - So if you eject a chair, they can be revived. Does that mean this standing rule applies to all cases where one can be ejected, or just specifically when your HP reaches zero?<br /> <br /> Doris - If you want to be revived as an exec, does this mean you can pay $1.01?<br /> <br /> Howie - Pennies are not in circulation<br /> <br /> Everyone - Wtf are you on?<br /> <br /> Howie - Damn Americans...<br /> <br /> Izzy - This is gonna fuck everything up. Friendly.<br /> <br /> Howie - Amend $1.01 to a quarter<br /> <br /> Chood - One dollar and a quarter, or just a quarter?<br /> <br /> Howie - Just a quarter<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Motion passed<br /> <br /> Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?<br /> <br /> Aresh - One<br /> <br /> Howie - Dos<br /> <br /> Kevin - Sold to Howie for $2<br /> <br /> Howie - UNLIMITED POWER is what we have<br /> <br /> Kevin - It's nearly 6:00. Moving onto real and relevant announcments. We are exec. We have exec meetings. Maybe not this Sunday. We're still deciding. Usually in UC 306. We also have GBMs and Friday events.<br /> <br /> Charles - This week's event -- there is none.<br /> <br /> Kevin - Why?<br /> <br /> Kevin - Also, we're doing a murder mystery in a few weeks. If you're attending, fill out the form<br /> <br /> Kevin - Booth<br /> <br /> Chood - Booth. Scotty in Wonderland. Have good ideas.<br /> <br /> Kevin - CTFWS is on November fishth<br /> <br /> Howie - Please pay your dues. Preferably by October 31. Dues are $20/yr, $15/semester, $69/hr. What a deal! Get you privileges such as voting in elections and discounts on tshirts in general. And you need to have paid dues to become an officer.<br /> <br /> Howie - CashNet is ass<br /> <br /> Alex - I have like ten voter registration forms. This is probably the easiest opportunity to get registered to vote. You can do it online but it's a pain. Now's the time to walk up here.<br /> <br /> Aresh - I'll take two<br /> <br /> Kevin - Deadline, when?<br /> <br /> Alex - fish at 4:30<br /> <br /> Howie - Do I have to be a US citizen<br /> <br /> Alex - Yes<br /> <br /> Howie - :(<br /> <br /> Chood - Come to my house and let me read Alice in Wonderland to you. Wednesday, 6:00 pm.<br /> <br /> Izzy - Come rollerskating with me<br /> <br /> Howie - Challenge<br /> <br /> Izzy fails the challenge<br /> <br /> Kevin - Someone purple and GTFO pls<br /> <br /> Howie - fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish and let's GTFO<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20221003&diff=12665 2025-07-27T07:04:54Z

<p>Kevinson: I'm worried about the future, in many different parallel channels</p> <hr /> <div>MEETING 10/3<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: slept for 8 hours on one day<br /> <br /> Twain: celebrated friend’s 21st birthday<br /> <br /> Charles: played watchdogs, EVENT: kontent, create memes (not posters) on friday, KGB unofficial shindig (after event)<br /> <br /> Izzy: had a weird dream where parents forced to go on vacation, PRAVDA<br /> <br /> Julia: Made crepes<br /> <br /> Howard: nothing, clear the decks<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> mealblock: 5$<br /> <br /> Tim: corn is 6.81<br /> <br /> Anthony: still getting succulents (mis. plants)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: fear the owl: lots of updates, keep up on streak<br /> <br /> Izzy: fear the owl: it is too late for her family, apologize<br /> <br /> Kaylie: OSHA violoations, over the weekend, tabs (black curtains) started flying out at head height to avoid lighting fixtures, got told they might catch on fire<br /> <br /> Elise: Photography, a groundhog on a grave<br /> <br /> McKenna: mis. owl : my cat has stolen my cake<br /> <br /> McKenna: Mr. Propaganda machine “we d hes just a large boy avacado are from mexico”<br /> <br /> Avalon has the thing, kaylie got the spirit of the thing, not fault: almost setting curtains on fire<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SPECIAL BUSINESS<br /> <br /> BOOTH VOTE<br /> <br /> (don’t actually have to be a dues paying member)<br /> <br /> voting yes is committing a not insignificant amount of time to helping (some effort — about 1.5 - 2hrs once a week), abstention is can’t commit personal time<br /> <br /> Booth chairs work in november to make documentation, approved in January <br /> <br /> build jan-feb until spring break<br /> <br /> Move on right after spring break<br /> <br /> Tear down Sunday after carnival<br /> <br /> Last year, wanted about 20 hours work on booth week <br /> <br /> VOTES <br /> <br /> Kevin: yes<br /> <br /> Twain: abstension<br /> <br /> Charles: yes<br /> <br /> Izzy: abstension<br /> <br /> Julia: yes<br /> <br /> Howard: yes<br /> <br /> Kaylie: abstension<br /> <br /> Teddy: yes<br /> <br /> Elise: yes<br /> <br /> Sydney: yes<br /> <br /> Avalon: abstension<br /> <br /> Tim: abstension<br /> <br /> Daniel: abstension<br /> <br /> Nick: abstension<br /> <br /> Anthony: abstension<br /> <br /> Prospekt: abstain<br /> <br /> Nick: abstain <br /> <br /> McKenna: yes<br /> <br /> Passed (we are probably making a booth, and it will be a blitz)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ORDERS OF THE DAY<br /> <br /> April 4th 2022 and May 2nd - motion to create the floor is magma committtee “excrutiating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”<br /> <br /> Charles- motion to table for half a year <br /> <br /> Elise: if we have it does it go away<br /> <br /> Tim: this will be right during carnival<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Last week &amp; the week before: poll Mr.propaganda machine for “the average color of every El Gallo in the universe” <br /> <br /> YeeHaw conducted<br /> <br /> Challenge! <br /> <br /> Anthony: YeeHaw<br /> <br /> Been polled (images in meeting nonverbal)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> New Business<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create the this is just a reminder that gerrymandering is legal committee, “demonstrate gerrymandering”<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to change purpose to “to mander many gerries” <br /> <br /> friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Anthony: gerrymandering<br /> <br /> Gerrymandering groups: 17 people, no gerrymandering this time <br /> <br /> Passed Sold for 10.13$ to Anthony chaired by Gerry Mander Seinfeld<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make the Jerry Space Mander committee “to commemorate Gerry Erwin Mander, communist, activist”<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Sold for 1$ to McKenna, chaired by anyone who does not consider themself a communist<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: motion to create a standing rule to sit down standing rule 27 (gerrymandering) emoji ballot box, succulent jade, the jade plant<br /> <br /> Anthony: require have categories beforehand (this would have to be a different standing rule)<br /> <br /> Nick: standardized gerrymandering map?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: gerrymandering committee should meet and report minutes to recsec<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to re-divide the partitions would be more friendly<br /> <br /> Failed, RIP jade<br /> <br /> McKenna: ? about uniqueness of <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to request a report from the plant misappropriation committee, <br /> <br /> Anthony: may names by word definition committee<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Howard: motion to allocate 69$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Charles: ammend to 69$ and 420 cents (passed)<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to ammend such that the allocation cannot be used to buy Summit Cola <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to ammend that it must be given in strictly non-sequential bills, serial numbers are not sequential (unfriendly, not pursued)<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to ammend such that a little sticky note is given to the person who is utilizing the allocation to buy little sandwich boxes from costco maybe <br /> <br /> PASSED, have SIPPY SIPS AND NUMMY NUMS<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make the El Gallora El Galloro committee, “to distribute propaganda against organizations that the KGB disapproves of” <br /> <br /> Sold for 1$ to McKenna: chaired by McKenna<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that 36 minutes after the start of the meeting, the first person to make a motion to allocate money for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event gets to determine whether the allocation may be used to buy summit cola.<br /> <br /> succulent: Cappy one of those little cactuses, bottle emoji<br /> <br /> Avalon: what clock<br /> <br /> Kaylie: At any point after 36 minutes into the meeting<br /> <br /> Nick: what if the money is allocated before this time<br /> <br /> Kaylie: if charles calls for the allocation before that, he gets to decide<br /> <br /> McKenna: more details for clock will be as defined by time by current best clock (highest in the room as compared to the highest clock at the start of meeting)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: if the person who makes this motion is not charles, they may shame charles, saying shame, shame<br /> <br /> Twain: ammend shame motion to shame<br /> <br /> McKenna: mis. bullying committee, no stop<br /> <br /> Passed, been STOOD<br /> <br /> Sold for $10.15 to Daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 69 cents for summit cola for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to shame charles<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to ammend to 73 cents for tax (friendly been changed)<br /> <br /> Nick: commend charles on such a great idea this time, really hope everyone votes for this<br /> <br /> Kevin decides (tie), FAILED <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that you’re allowed to bring summit cola to an event as long as you take a sip in front of anyone at the event, emoji: woozy face, succulent is named summit cola<br /> <br /> PASSED, been STOOD (only applies to events during general body meeting)<br /> <br /> sold to Daniel for 1$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to create a standing rule such that GBMs are defined as events for the purpose of the previous standing rule (fails, no seconds)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: standing rule such that if the president asks for a chair of a standing rule after the auction of a standing rule more than two times during a meeting, they are ejected from the meeting, and we elect a new chair of the meeting, emoji: chair_down, succulent: exit sign<br /> <br /> Nick: anticommend this motion, thinks it would be rude to kick him out, would not like to pay for it<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to salute nick<br /> <br /> Izzy: mis. committee to assassinate president commends this motion, would like to eject the chair and take his place<br /> <br /> Kaylie: you children do not understand, we’re supposed to be mean to the chair, tradition to make standing rules to eject the chair because it’s funny<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to anticommend because it would allow Kevin to escape<br /> <br /> PASSED BEEN STOOD <br /> <br /> sold for 1$ to Kaylie<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Real &amp; relevant announcements<br /> <br /> Exec is as mature as 5 year olds<br /> <br /> Meetings Uc 306, 12:30-1:30 on sundays<br /> <br /> Charles: Event - Kontent, just at computers with food, people tend to create sort of funny posters, unrelated to KGB<br /> <br /> Afterwards, small party after event on Friday<br /> <br /> Kevin: Exec has voted to extend dues paying period until October 30th (for continuing membership)<br /> <br /> Looking for murder mystery writers, murder mystery will be Nov 4th<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Twain: friend was wearing a penguins shirt far from pittsburgh, says lets go pens, homophobe thought it said lets go penis<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to I dunno fuck<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to colors, GITFO<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Bylaws&diff=12664 2025-07-27T06:58:53Z

<p>Kevinson: Undo revision 12663 by Kevinson (talk) (fucked up by clicking rollback, sorry)</p> <hr /> <div>{{true}}<br /> <br /> These are the official (but not the canonical) bylaws of the KGB organization. They are very important.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE I. NAME AND OBJECTIVES=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Name==<br /> The name of the organization shall be [[KGB]].<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Objectives==<br /> The objectives of the organization shall be:<br /> * to promote a spirit of fellowship among its [[members]].<br /> * to take an active and positive role in campus life.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. No Profit==<br /> The organization shall not be conducted or operated for profit and no part of any profits or remainder or residue from dues, donations, or other sources of income to the organization shall inure to the personal benefit of any member or individual.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE II. DEFINITIONS=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Standing Definitions==<br /> The terms defined as follows shall be considered standing definitions:<br /> <br /> ===a. Majority===<br /> A majority shall be defined as a number greater then one-half (1/2), or fifty percent (50%), of the total.<br /> <br /> ===b. Organization Quorum===<br /> A quorum of the organization is required in order to hold meetings as set forth in Article IV, Sections 1 and 2, and shall be either a majority of the voting members or seventy-five percent (75%) of the active members.<br /> <br /> ===c. Board Quorum===<br /> A quorum of the Board is required in order to hold meetings set forth in Article IV, Sections 3, 4, and 5, shall be a majority of the Board members.<br /> <br /> ===d. Written Petitions===<br /> All written petitions shall bear the signatures of either ten (10) members, or twenty percent (20%) of the voting membership, whichever is greater.<br /> <br /> ===e. Member in Good Standing===<br /> A [[members|member]] is in good standing whose [[dues]] are current and whose other monetary obligations to the organization are fulfilled<br /> # within sixty (60) days of the obligation's creation, or<br /> # by the Annual Meeting (as defined in Art. VI, Sec. 2)<br /> whichever comes first unless such obligations are created within seven (7) days prior to the Annual Meeting, in which case clause 2 shall not apply.<br /> <br /> ===f. Voting Member===<br /> A voting [[members|member]] is a member in good standing who has attended at least one (1) previous meeting during their current term of membership.<br /> <br /> ===g. Mailing===<br /> A mailing may be by physical or electronic means. Such mail must be individually addressed to each recipient, and may not only be to a single central bulletin board or other medium.<br /> <br /> ===h. Active Member===<br /> An active [[members|member]] shall be a voting member who has attended at least one of the three (3) previous regular organization meetings as set forth in Article IV, Section 1 of these bylaws.<br /> <br /> ===i. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]===<br /> The annual meeting is the meeting at which the officers shall be elected for the ensuing year, and at which other significant business is conducted in accordance with these bylaws, and is described in Article VI, Section 2 of these bylaws.<br /> <br /> ===j. Random Process===<br /> A random process shall be any method of choice which assigns an equal probability of selection to each option.<br /> <br /> ===k. [[Duck]]===<br /> Anything that looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.<br /> <br /> ===l. Zombie Dollar===<br /> One zombie dollar is the equivalent of the fee assessed members with a body temperature equal to or less than fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit, as defined in Article III, Section 2 of these bylaws.<br /> <br /> ===m. Term of Membership===<br /> A member's term of membership is the length of time covered by their most recent payment of dues, or the period dating back to when they most recently became a member of KGB, whichever is shorter.<br /> <br /> ===n. Fellowship Activity===<br /> Fellowship activities are events officially organized by the officers of the organization. Only current Carnegie Mellon University students, current students of other Pittsburgh-based universities, and dues-paying members are guaranteed the ability to participate in these events, unless restricted by effects of Article IX of these bylaws. All other individuals must request permission from the organization’s officers to attend (at maximum) 3 events per academic semester (where if one officer dissents, permission must be decided by majority vote). For specific events or individuals, the organization’s officers may alter these restrictions via a majority vote. <br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Provisional Definitions==<br /> All terms not previously defined as standing Definitions shall be defined according to the current edition of MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE III. MEMBERSHIP=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. [[Members|Membership]]== <br /> Each individual voting member shall have one (1) vote. Each member shall receive one (1) copy of any notices, publications or other distributed documents of the organization.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Becoming a Member==<br /> Any current student of Carnegie Mellon University or of a neighboring university in the Pittsburgh area is eligible to become a member of the KGB providing they have paid dues to the Treasurer and whose body temperature is above fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit shall be considered a member. However, the second requirement can be waived for the fee of six (6) dollars. Special approval may be sought by the individual seeking membership if they are not a current student at a Pittsburgh-based university. This appeal must be submitted to the Corresponding Secretary in writing, who will present it to the board at the next Regular Executive Board Meeting, where membership may be granted by a two thirds (2/3s) vote of the executive board. The KGB abides by the Carnegie Mellon Statement of Assurance.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. [[Dues]]==<br /> Membership dues for the next year shall be suggested annually by the [[Executive Board]] in March, and approved or changed by the voting membership at the April meeting. Dues shall be payable on or before the thirtieth day of September each year.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Termination==<br /> Memberships may be terminated voluntarily:<br /> ===a. Resignation===<br /> Any member may resign from the [[KGB|organization]] upon written notice to the [[Recording Secretary]].<br /> <br /> ===b. Lapsed Memberships===<br /> A membership will be considered as lapsed and automatically terminated if such member's [[dues]] remain unpaid thirty (30) days after the deadline for payment of dues. However, the [[Executive Board]] may grant an additional thirty (30) days grace period to such delinquent [[members]] in exceptional cases. In no case may a person be entitled to vote at any<br /> [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] whose dues are unpaid as of the date of that meeting, or who are sixty (60) days in arrears of other monetary obligations to the organization.<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Refund of [[Dues]]==<br /> Membership [[dues]] will not be refunded either wholly or in part for any reason save extreme circumstances as determined by the membership.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Benefits of Membership==<br /> All [[members]] in good standing shall receive all benefits of membership except as stipulated in the bylaws.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE IV. [[Meetings|MEETINGS]] AND VOTING=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Regular Organization [[Meetings]]==<br /> Regular [[meetings]] of the organization shall be held as directed by the Executive Board. Written notice of such meetings shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the Corresponding Secretary through the official organization newsletter or by other mailing, as well as upon any change in the announced time. Only current Carnegie Mellon University students, current students of other Pittsburgh-based universities, and dues-paying members are guaranteed the ability to participate in these meetings, unless restricted by effects of Article IX of these bylaws. All other individuals may request permission from the organization’s officers to attend (at maximum) 3 meetings per academic semester. For specific cases, the organization’s officers may alter these restrictions via a majority vote.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Special Organization Meetings==<br /> Special [[meetings]] of the organization may be called by the [[President]], or by a majority vote of the members of the [[Executive Board]] who are present and voting at any regular or special meeting of the Board, or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon receipt of a written petition. Written notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] at least three (3) and not more than fifteen (15) days prior to the date of the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose(s) of the meeting, and no other organization business may be transacted thereat.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. Regular [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==<br /> Regular [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] shall be held as directed by the Board, with a minimum of two (2) such meetings per semester. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] and upon any change in the announced time. Such [[meetings]] shall be closed to non-members of the organization unless the individual(s) should be specifically invited by the [[Executive Board|Board]], in which case the cause for the non-member presence shall be the first order of business, and after which the non-member may be asked to leave the meeting.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Special [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==<br /> Special [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] may be called by the [[President]], or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon the receipt of a written petition signed by at least three (3) members of the [[Executive Board|Board]]. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the membership at least five (5) days prior to the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose of the meeting and no other business may be transacted thereat. In addition, all restrictions in Section 3 of this article shall apply to special meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]].<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Emergency [[Executive Board|Board]] [[Meetings]]==<br /> Emergency meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]] may be called by the [[President]] or [[1st VP|First Vice-President]] and may be held by phone. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the officers at least one (1) day prior to the meeting. Any majority decision reached will be entered into the minutes of the next regular [[Exec|Board]] meeting.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Voting==<br /> Each voting [[members|member]] shall be entitled to one (1) vote at any regular meeting of the [[KGB|organization]] at which the member is present. Absentee voting will be permitted only for elections. Absentee ballots must be submitted to all the election proctors at<br /> least twelve (12) hours in advance of the commencement of the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], unless the proctors decide to accept absentee ballots after this deadline. Absentee ballots may be submitted by electronic mail, in person, or by any other method the proctors deem acceptable.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE V. [[:category:Officers|OFFICERS]] AND REPRESENTATIVES=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. [[Executive Board]]==<br /> The [[:category:officers|officers]] of the [[KGB|organization]] shall constitute the [[Exec|Executive board]]. The power necessary for the general management of the organization's affairs shall be entrusted to the Board, except as follows.<br /> <br /> ===a. Supremacy of the Organization===<br /> The Board shall be subject to the orders of the organization, and none of its acts shall conflict with action taken by the organization, and the organization may countermand any decision of the board by a majority vote, thus opening up the question for consideration by the organization.<br /> <br /> ===b. Distribution of Funds===<br /> The Board shall not distribute the organization's funds except as directed by the organization.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==<br /> The organization officers, consisting of the following, shall serve in their respective capacities both with regard to the organization and its meetings and the [[Exec|Board]] and its [[meetings]].<br /> <br /> ===a. [[President]]===<br /> The President shall preside at all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]], and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of President in addition to those provided for in these bylaws.<br /> <br /> ===b. [[1st VP|First Vice-President]]===<br /> The First Vice-President shall be in charge of fellowship and shall actively recruit new [[members]].<br /> <br /> ===c. [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]]===<br /> The Second Vice-President shall be in charge of organizing fellowship activities.<br /> <br /> ===d. [[Corresponding Secretary]]===<br /> The Corresponding Secretary shall have charge of all correspondence pertinent to the [[KGB|organization]] other than the correspondence reserved for the [[Recording Secretary]] and [[Treasurer]]. The Corresponding Secretary shall be the Editor of the organization [[Pravda?|Newsletter]].<br /> <br /> ===e. [[Recording Secretary]]===<br /> The Recording Secretary shall keep a record of all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]] and of all matters of which a record shall be ordered by the organization. The Recording Secretary shall keep a roll of the [[members]] of the organization with applicable information, including attendance at meetings of the general body; furthermore, the Recording Secretary shall carry out such other duties as are prescribed in these bylaws, and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of Secretary, except for those duties and powers assigned to another officer by these bylaws. In the absence of the Recording Secretary, the duties and powers thereof shall be executed by the Corresponding Secretary, or in the absence thereof, the most senior officer present not presiding over the meeting.<br /> <br /> ===f. [[Treasurer]]===<br /> The Treasurer shall collect and receive all [[Treasury|moneys]] due or belonging to the organization, and shall deposit the same in a bank satisfactory to the [[Exec|Board]], in the name of the [[KGB|organization]]. The Treasurer's books shall be open at all times to the inspection of the Board, and the Treasurer shall report to the Board and the general [[members|membership]] at every meeting the condition of the organization's finances. At the [[annual meeting]], the Treasurer shall render an account of all moneys received and expended during the previous fiscal year. During the month of September the Treasurer shall mail to each member a statement of [[dues]] for the ensuing year. The Treasurer shall disperse funds as directed by the Executive Board. The Treasurer shall also be responsible for filing all financial forms applicable to the organization. In the absence of the Treasurer, the [[Recording Secretary]] shall record allocations made or debts incurred by or to the organization; however, the Recording Secretary shall not disburse or collect moneys, unless authorized so to do by the Board.<br /> <br /> ===g. [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]]===<br /> The Sergeant at Arms shall assist in preserving order as the chair may direct, and other duties as set forth in the standing rules of order.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. [[:category:officers|Officer]] Requirements==<br /> All Officers of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be voting [[members]] who are [[Activities fee|Activities Fee]]-paying students.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Vacancies==<br /> Any vacancy of an [[:category:Officers|officer]] position occurring on the [[Exec|Board]] during the year shall be filled for the unexpired term of office by a majority vote of all the remaining members of the Board by the second regular [[meetings|meeting]] of the board following the creation of such vacancy.<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Recall of [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==<br /> Any officer may be recalled for misconduct or dereliction of duty. A written petition, stating the reason(s) for recall, shall be filed with the [[Exec|Board]]. Written notice of such a petition shall be mailed to the membership. At the next regular [[meetings|meeting]] at least six (6) days after the mailing, a hearing on the matter will be held and a two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the recall.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Seniority==<br /> Seniority of offices is: [[President]], [[1st VP|First Vice-President]], [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]], [[Corresponding Secretary]],<br /> [[Recording Secretary]], [[Treasurer]], and [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]].<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE VI. MUSICAL INTERLUDE=<br /> <br /> <br /> =ARTICLE VII. [[KGB|ORGANIZATION]] YEAR, [[Annual meeting|ANNUAL MEETING]], [[Elections|ELECTIONS]]=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] Year==<br /> The organization's fiscal year shall begin on the first day of September and end on the thirty-first day of August. The organization's official year shall begin immediately at the conclusion of the [[elections|election]] at the [[annual meeting]] and shall continue<br /> through the election at the next annual meeting.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]==<br /> No later than the last meeting in the month of December the [[Exec|board]] shall set the date for the Annual Meeting. The annual meeting shall be held in the month of April of each year. At the Annual Meeting the Officers for the ensuing year shall be elected by<br /> secret, written ballot from among those nominated in accordance with Section 4 of this article. They shall take office immediately upon the conclusion of the election and each retiring [[:category:Officers|officer]] shall relinquish all properties and records relating to that office within fifteen (15) days after the [[elections|election]].<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. [[Elections]]==<br /> The color of elections shall be [[purple]].<br /> <br /> ===a. Proctors===<br /> For the duration of the [[elections]] at the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a set of at least three proctors shall preside and keep order at the meeting. Ballots shall be counted by at least two proctors. Proctors shall be ineligible to run in that year's elections. Proctors shall be voting members of the organization except as discussed in section VI.3.b.<br /> <br /> ===b. Normal Proctor Selection===<br /> At least two weeks prior to the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a slate of at least three consenting [[members]] shall be nominated as proctors at a meeting of the [[Exec|Board]]. A member shall not be nominated if any member of the Board objects. At any meeting of the general body thereafter prior to the Annual Meeting, the slate may be modified or approved by a two-thirds (2/3) vote. At any such time, if it has not yet approved a slate of proctors, the organization may elect to request proctors from an external source with a two-thirds (2/3) vote.<br /> <br /> ===c. Emergency Proctor Selection===<br /> If, at the Annual Meeting, less than three approved proctors are in attendance, the [[members|general body]] shall again have the opportunity to modify and approve the slate of proctors. If no proctors have yet been approved, after at least two failed votes to approve the current slate of proctors the chair may declare an impasse. In such an impasse, five present members not presently nominated for office shall be selected as proctors by random process; or, if five such members cannot be found, five members from the total attendance shall be so selected, but shall remain eligible for election.<br /> <br /> ===d. [[Elections|Election]] Procedure===<br /> The election of each officer shall be concluded before the election of the next begins, and these elections shall be held in order of the chain of command. Write-in ballots or other invalid ballots shall be considered as abstentions. The system by which we will vote is “Instant-runoff voting” as detailed below:<br /> <br /> 1) Each general body member present at elections (or voting absentee) will receive a ballot with the names of all candidates running for a given officer position listed.<br /> <br /> 2) Members will rank candidates for each position. They may rank as many or as few candidates as they would like until they have no confidence in a candidate.<br /> <br /> 3) Positions will be decided by counting votes and eliminating the candidate with the fewest number of votes, until a single candidate remains. That candidate is the winner of that position.<br /> <br /> 4) In the event of a tie between the candidates receiving the fewest number of votes, the proctors will eliminate one candidate by random process.<br /> <br /> 5) Each time a candidate is eliminated as the result of 3) and/or 4), the votes for that candidate will be redistributed according to the next candidate ranked on each ballot, until no further candidates are ranked, at which point the ballot will be considered an abstention.<br /> <br /> 6) Officers elected to a position will be removed from the running for the following positions up for election.<br /> <br /> The winner shall be announced by the election proctors. At least three of the election proctors shall sign a document in triplicate containing the names of the new executive board. Vote totals shall not be announced. The ballots shall be destroyed upon completion of the elections.<br /> <br /> ===e. Election Quorum===<br /> Election of officers may proceed in the absence of quorum if the presence at the meeting of every absentee voter would be sufficient to reach quorum.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Nominations==<br /> No person may be a candidate in an [[KGB|organization]] [[elections|election]] who has not been nominated or who is not a voting organization [[members|member]] in good standing. During the last quarter of the official year the Executive Board shall select a [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]] consisting of four (4) members willing to so serve, not more than one (1) of whom shall be a member of the [[Exec|Board]]. The [[Recording Secretary]] shall immediately notify the committee members of their selection. The Board shall name a Chairperson for the committee and it shall be this person's duty to call a committee meeting which shall be held on or before March 1. Once the first meeting has been held, the membership of this committee cannot be altered by the board. No person who has served on the Nominating Committee will be eligible to run in that year's elections. <br /> <br /> ===a. Duties of the Nominating Committee===<br /> The committee shall encourage as many able members to nominate themselves for offices as possible. If any office has no nominations for candidates, or the nominations for an office are such that all candidates could be elected to a position earlier in the chain of command, one (1) week before nominations are closed, Nominating Committee shall nominate one (1) person to that position, such that at least one person who is nominated for the office cannot be elected to a position earlier in the chain of command, and after securing the consent of each person so nominated, shall on or before the fourth day before nominations are closed report their nominations to both the [[RecSec|Recording]] and [[CorSec|Corresponding]] Secretaries in writing. Nominating Committee is to do everything in its power to maintain the appearance of neutrality.<br /> <br /> ===b. Membership Notification of the Report of the Nominating Committee===<br /> Upon receipt of the [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]]'s report, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall on or before the third day before nominations are closed notify each member in writing of the candidates so nominated. <br /> <br /> ===c. Ad hoc Nominations===<br /> Additional nominations may be made at any meeting after the report of the nominating committee and before the [[annual meeting]] by any member in attendance provided that the person so nominated does not decline when his or her name is proposed, and provided further that if the proposed candidate is not in attendance at this meeting, the proposer shall present to the Recording Secretary a written statement of the candidate's willingness to be so nominated. A voting member may be nominated and run for more than one (1) office, but shall only be allowed to hold one (1) office.<br /> <br /> ===d. Membership Notification of the Final List of Nominees===<br /> Upon finalization of the nominations and at least three days before the annual meeting, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall notify each member in writing of the list of candidates. <br /> <br /> ===e. Exclusion of Other Nominations===<br /> Nominations cannot be made at the [[annual meeting]] or in any manner other than as provided for in this section.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE VIII - [[Committees|COMMITTEES]]=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Ordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> The Board may each year appoint standing ordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Special ordinary committees may also be appointed by the Board to aid it on particular projects. Such committees shall always be subject to the final authority of the Board.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Revision of Ordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> Any ordinary committee appointment may be terminated by the Board upon written notice to the appointee, and the Board may appoint successors to those persons whose services have been terminated.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. Extraordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> The organization may appoint extraordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Each such committee has an owner, who must be a member in good standing of the organization. The owner appoints and replaces the chair of the committee as deemed<br /> appropriate.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> The owner of an extraordinary committee is determined by auction, the proceeds of which are payable to the organization. In the event of a vacancy in ownership of an extraordinary committee, the organization may fill the vacancy by auction.<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Voluntary Transfer of Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> The owner of an extraordinary committee may transfer the ownership of the committee to another member in good standing by notifying the Recording Secretary.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Records of [[Committees]]==<br /> The [[Recording Secretary]] shall maintain a record of the membership of all ordinary committees and of the ownership of all<br /> extraordinary committees.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE IX. REPRIMAND, PROBATION, SUSPENSION, AND EXPULSION=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Submitting a Complaint==<br /> Any person affiliated with the organization<br /> can be held accountable for any conduct deemed inappropriate or harmful to the<br /> organization, its purposes, objectives, or affiliated people. Any person<br /> affiliated with the organization may, at any time, issue a complaint against<br /> any other person affiliated with the organization by contacting any member of<br /> the Executive Board in any way, including but not limited to verbal or written<br /> communication. The Executive Board may also issue a complaint about any person<br /> affiliated with the organization.<br /> <br /> # Complaints may be about actions or events that occurred in any context. This includes, but is not limited to, interactions online, in person, and at organization events.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Involvement of Officers==<br /> If a complaint is issued against an<br /> officer, that officer must withdraw themself from all Executive Board activity<br /> related to that complaint. Any officer may also choose to withdraw themself<br /> from such activity at any moment and for any other reason.<br /> <br /> # If quorum of the Board cannot be obtained with the remaining officers the complaint and the process fall under Section 7.<br /> # For the remainder of this article the Executive Board and officers refer to those who have not withdrawn themselves, except in deciding quorum of the Board.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. Starting the Procedure==<br /> Within one (1) week after a complaint has<br /> been issued, the Executive Board must do the following:<br /> <br /> # The Board must offer to hold separate discussions with the accused party and the accuser in order to determine the severity of the situation. Either party may refuse this meeting.<br /> ## All meetings with any involved parties must take place with at least two (2) officers, one of whom must be the President or most senior officer not withdrawn as defined in Section 2.b. Each party may request to include a specific member of the Board at the meeting. Each person may also have a third party present at the meeting, subject to advance approval of the Board.<br /> ## Any meeting held with an accused party may be held in the presence of a representative of the Student Activities team within the Office of Student Leadership, Involvement and Civic Engagement (hereafter, “Student Activities”), at the discretion of the Executive Board.<br /> # If the Executive Board believes that the complaint may require disciplinary action beyond a Reprimand (i.e., Probation, Suspension, or Expulsion), they must inform a representative from Student Activities of the situation. The Executive Board does not need to receive a response before issuing the disciplinary action.<br /> <br /> The Executive Board may then choose to take one of the disciplinary actions<br /> defined in Section 4.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Disciplinary Actions==<br /> In response to a complaint, the Executive<br /> Board may issue any of the following disciplinary actions against the accused<br /> party. The Executive Board must approve such an action by majority vote, unless<br /> specified otherwise. If disciplinary action is approved, the Board must send<br /> written notice of such action to the accused party within 24 hours of the vote.<br /> <br /> ===a. Reprimand===<br /> The Board may issue a reprimand to the accused party for<br /> minor offenses. The reprimand will take the form of a written notice and a<br /> verbal warning including, but not limited to, a warning of future<br /> consequences should the accused party continue their behavior. The verbal<br /> warning will be given during a meeting between the accused party and at<br /> least one member of the Executive Board.<br /> <br /> ===b. Probation===<br /> For moderate offenses that have the potential to escalate,<br /> the Board may place the accused party on probation. The accused party may<br /> still participate in the activities of the organization, but must adhere to<br /> the conditions of a written agreement. The agreement:<br /> <br /> # Will be written by the Executive Board in discussion with a representative from Student Activities, with input from the accused party.<br /> # Will include a set of conditions (e.g., restricted actions and corresponding consequences) that the accused must adhere to.<br /> # May restrict the accused party from attending some, but not all, organization activities.<br /> # Will include the following information:<br /> ## If the Board determines that the conditions of the agreement are broken in any way, the Executive Board may immediately escalate the disciplinary action to Suspension or Expulsion.<br /> ## The Executive Board may end a Probation at any time at their discretion.<br /> # Will be signed by the President and the accused party.<br /> <br /> ===c. Suspension===<br /> For offenses of a more serious nature, the Board may forbid<br /> the accused party from attending all organization activities, and, if<br /> applicable, suspend the accused party’s membership privileges.<br /> <br /> # Upon receiving a complaint, the Executive Board may issue a Temporary Suspension, which is a full ban from all organization activities, for up to one (1) week. The Executive Board does not have to meet the requirements in Section 3 to enact a Temporary Suspension. Temporary Suspensions may be enacted once per complaint and cannot be extended.<br /> # Upon issuing a Suspension, the Board:<br /> ## Must specify its duration. If the Suspension extends beyond the next Annual Meeting, each new Executive Board must, during its first meeting, decide by majority vote to uphold or end the Suspension.<br /> ## May set objectives for the suspended party during the term of their Suspension. The Executive Board will define these objectives in discussion with the accused party and a representative from Student Activities. Completion of these objectives will end the suspension as specified in Section 4.c.3.<br /> ## Must provide written notice to the suspended party of the duration of the suspension, any objectives set for the suspension, and the procedures given in Sections 4.c.3, 4.c.4, and 4.c.5.<br /> # The Executive Board may end a Suspension at any time by majority vote. If the Board determines that the suspended party has accomplished the objectives set forward in Section 4.c.2.B, the Board must immediately end the Suspension.<br /> # A party whose Suspension has ended will be placed on probation. The Executive Board must meet to define the terms of the probation, as defined in Section 4.b.<br /> # If a Suspension is violated, the Executive Board may modify the Suspension or immediately move to expel the suspended party.<br /> <br /> ===d. Expulsion===<br /> For heinous offenses, the Board may move to expel the accused<br /> party from the organization. To issue an expulsion:<br /> <br /> # The Board must hold a meeting with a representative of Student Activities to discuss the motion to expel. All non-withdrawn officers must attend, and a written statement that the meeting was held must be signed by all present, including the representative of Student Activities.<br /> # After this meeting is held, any non-withdrawn officers may recuse themselves from voting on the motion. If quorum of the Board cannot be btained with the remaining officers, the motion cannot proceed.<br /> # The Board will then vote on the motion to expel. No officer may abstain. If there are two (2) or more “no” votes, the motion fails. Otherwise, it passes and the expulsion goes into effect.<br /> <br /> The Executive Board must immediately provide written notice of the expulsion to the expelled party. Once the Board has informed the expelled party, it must not discuss the expulsion with the general body until twenty-four (24) hours have passed. Within one (1) week of the expulsion, the Board must send a mailing to the body stating that an expulsion has occurred. The Board must disclose the identity of the expelled party to any member who asks, but may choose not to announce it to the general body. The Board must present the written confirmation from Student Activities to any member, or to the expelled party, upon request.<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Appeals of Probation or Suspension==<br /> Any party against whom the<br /> Executive Board has issued a Probation or Suspension may appeal the decision of<br /> the Board within thirty (30) days of the Board issuing the disciplinary action.<br /> The affected party must present their appeal to the Executive Board in writing.<br /> Between 7 and 10 days after receiving the appeal, the Board must begin the<br /> appeals process, as defined in Section 5.b or Section 5.c.<br /> <br /> # With their appeal, the affected party must request either for the appeal to be mediated by Student Activities or voted on by the general body. The accuser, or any person who has been adversely affected by actions related to the complaint, may also make such a request. If not all such requests are in agreement, the appeal will be mediated by Student Activities.<br /> # If the appeal is to be mediated by Student Activities, the affected party will meet, as defined in Section 3.a, with a representative from Student Activities and two (2) officers, to resolve the appeal.<br /> # If the appeal is to be voted on by the general body, the Recording Secretary will mail notice of the appeal to the membership. The Board will then present the matter to the voting membership at the first Regular Meeting at least six (6) days after the mailing. An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the actions of the Board.<br /> # Any given decision of the Board can only be appealed once.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Reinstatement after Expulsion==<br /> Any person who has been expelled may<br /> apply to have their expulsion be repealed.<br /> <br /> # This application must be sent in writing to the Board. Within one week, the Board. Within one week, the Board will vote to approve the application. The application can only be approved by a unanimous vote. If the Board approves the application, the Recording Secretary will mail notice of the application to the membership within twenty-four (24) hours of the Board’s decision. If the Board rejects the application, they will send written notice of this decision to the applicant within twenty-four (24) hours.<br /> # The Board will then present the matter to the voting membership at the first Regular Meeting at least six (6) days after the mailing.<br /> # If the expelled party so desires, they may submit a written defense which a representative of the Executive Board will read to the general body during the discussion prior to the vote. This defense is not required for the vote to commence.<br /> # An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to repeal the expulsion.<br /> <br /> ==Section 7. Extenuating Circumstances==<br /> If the procedures in this Article are not<br /> appropriate or have ceased to be sufficient for a given complaint, the<br /> Executive Board will meet with a representative from Student Activities to<br /> develop a process which is in line with the values and intentions of the<br /> organization and these bylaws.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE X. PARLIAMENTARY AUTHORITY=<br /> <br /> The rules contained in the current edition of [[Robert's Rules of Order|ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER NEWLY REVISED]] shall govern the [[KGB|organization]] in all cases to which they are applicable and in which they are not inconsistent with these [[Bylaws]] and any special rules of order the [[KGB|organization]] may adopt.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE XI. AMENDMENTS=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Proposal of Amendments==<br /> Amendments to these [[bylaws]] may be proposed by the [[Executive Board]] or by written petition addressed to the [[Recording Secretary]]. Amendments proposed by such petition shall be promptly considered by the [[Exec|Board]] and must be submitted to the [[members]] with the recommendations of the [[Exec|Board]] by the [[Recording Secretary]] for a [[voting|vote]] within thirty (30) days of the date when the petition was received by the [[Recording Secretary]].<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Approval of Amendments==<br /> These bylaws may be amended by a two-thirds (2/3) [[voting|vote]] at any regular or special [[meetings|meeting]] called for the purpose, provided the proposed amendments have been included in the notice of the meeting and mailed to each [[members|member]] at least six (6) days prior to the date of the meeting.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE XII. DONATIONS=<br /> <br /> The [[KGB|organization]] may accept donations in the form of money, equipment or other property to be used for the exclusive benefit of the [[members|membership]], provided however, that all contributions and donations to the organization shall be subject to approval by the [[Exec|Board]].<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE XIII. DISSOLUTION=<br /> <br /> The organization may be dissolved at any time by the written consent of not less than two-thirds (2/3) of the [[voting]] [[members]] in good standing. In the event of the dissolution of the [[KGB|organization]], whether voluntary or involuntary or by operation of law, none of the property of the organization nor any proceeds thereof nor any assets of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be distributed to any [[members]] of the [[KGB|organization]]. After payment of the debts of the [[KGB|organization]], its property and assets shall be given to a similar organization or sold and the money donated to a charitable organization selected by the [[Executive Board]].<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE XIV. SUGGESTED ORDER OF BUSINESS=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] [[meetings]]==<br /> At [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]], the order of business, so far as the character and nature of the meeting may permit, shall be as follows:<br /> <br /> # Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[Exec|Board]] meetings held in the interim<br /> # Reports of [[officers]]<br /> # Reports of [[committees]]<br /> # [[Old business]]<br /> # New business<br /> # [[Elections]] (at [[annual meeting]])<br /> # Actual Real Relevant Announcements Pertaining to the Business of KGB as an Organization.<br /> # [[Schmucks|Open floor]]<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings]]==<br /> At [[meetings]] of the [[Exec|Board]], the order of business, unless otherwise directed by majority [[voting|vote]] of those present, shall be as follows:<br /> <br /> # Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings]] held in the interim<br /> # Reports of [[officers]]<br /> # Reports of [[committees]]<br /> # [[Old business]]<br /> # New business</div>

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<p>Kevinson: Reverted edits by Bennerr (talk) to last revision by Spalsen</p> <hr /> <div>{{true}}<br /> <br /> These are the official (but not the canonical) bylaws of the KGB organization. They are very important.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE I. NAME AND OBJECTIVES=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Name==<br /> The name of the organization shall be [[KGB]].<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Objectives==<br /> The objectives of the organization shall be:<br /> * to promote a spirit of fellowship among its [[members]].<br /> * to take an active and positive role in campus life.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. No Profit==<br /> The organization shall not be conducted or operated for profit and no part of any profits or remainder or residue from dues, donations, or other sources of income to the organization shall inure to the personal benefit of any member or individual.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE II. DEFINITIONS=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Standing Definitions==<br /> The terms defined as follows shall be considered standing definitions:<br /> <br /> ===a. Majority===<br /> A majority shall be defined as a number greater then one-half (1/2), or fifty percent (50%), of the total.<br /> <br /> ===b. Organization Quorum===<br /> A quorum of the organization is required in order to hold meetings as set forth in Article IV, Sections 1 and 2, and shall be either a majority of the voting members or seventy-five percent (75%) of the active members.<br /> <br /> ===c. Board Quorum===<br /> A quorum of the Board is required in order to hold meetings set forth in Article IV, Sections 3, 4, and 5, shall be a majority of the Board members.<br /> <br /> ===d. Written Petitions===<br /> All written petitions shall bear the signatures of either ten (10) members, or twenty percent (20%) of the voting membership, whichever is greater.<br /> <br /> ===e. Member in Good Standing===<br /> A [[members|member]] is in good standing whose [[dues]] are current and whose other monetary obligations to the organization are fulfilled<br /> # within sixty (60) days of the obligation's creation, or<br /> # by the Annual Meeting (as defined in Art. VI, Sec. 2)<br /> whichever comes first unless such obligations are created within seven (7) days prior to the Annual Meeting, in which case clause 2 shall not apply.<br /> <br /> ===f. Voting Member===<br /> A voting [[members|member]] is a member in good standing who has attended at least one (1) previous meeting during their current term of membership.<br /> <br /> ===g. Mailing===<br /> A mailing may be by physical or electronic means. Such mail must be individually addressed to each recipient, and may not only be to a single central bulletin board or other medium.<br /> <br /> ===h. Active Member===<br /> An active [[members|member]] shall be a voting member who has attended at least one of the three (3) previous regular organization meetings as set forth in Article IV, Section 1 of these bylaws.<br /> <br /> ===i. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]===<br /> The annual meeting is the meeting at which the officers shall be elected for the ensuing year, and at which other significant business is conducted in accordance with these bylaws, and is described in Article VI, Section 2 of these bylaws.<br /> <br /> ===j. Random Process===<br /> A random process shall be any method of choice which assigns an equal probability of selection to each option.<br /> <br /> ===k. [[Duck]]===<br /> Anything that looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.<br /> <br /> ===l. Zombie Dollar===<br /> One zombie dollar is the equivalent of the fee assessed members with a body temperature equal to or less than fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit, as defined in Article III, Section 2 of these bylaws.<br /> <br /> ===m. Term of Membership===<br /> A member's term of membership is the length of time covered by their most recent payment of dues, or the period dating back to when they most recently became a member of KGB, whichever is shorter.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Provisional Definitions==<br /> All terms not previously defined as standing Definitions shall be defined according to the current edition of MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE III. MEMBERSHIP=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. [[Members|Membership]]== <br /> Each individual voting member shall have one (1) vote. Each member shall receive one (1) copy of any notices, publications or other distributed documents of the organization.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Becoming a Member==<br /> Any person whose dues have been paid to the Treasurer and whose body temperature is above fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit shall be considered a member. However, the second requirement can be waived for the fee of six (6) dollars.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. [[Dues]]==<br /> Membership dues for the next year shall be suggested annually by the [[Executive Board]] in March, and approved or changed by the voting membership at the April meeting. Dues shall be payable on or before the thirtieth day of September each year.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Termination==<br /> Memberships may be terminated voluntarily:<br /> ===a. Resignation===<br /> Any member may resign from the [[KGB|organization]] upon written notice to the [[Recording Secretary]].<br /> <br /> ===b. Lapsed Memberships===<br /> A membership will be considered as lapsed and automatically terminated if such member's [[dues]] remain unpaid thirty (30) days after the deadline for payment of dues. However, the [[Executive Board]] may grant an additional thirty (30) days grace period to such delinquent [[members]] in exceptional cases. In no case may a person be entitled to vote at any<br /> [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] whose dues are unpaid as of the date of that meeting, or who are sixty (60) days in arrears of other monetary obligations to the organization.<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Refund of [[Dues]]==<br /> Membership [[dues]] will not be refunded either wholly or in part for any reason save extreme circumstances as determined by the membership.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Benefits of Membership==<br /> All [[members]] in good standing shall receive all benefits of membership except as stipulated in the bylaws.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE IV. [[Meetings|MEETINGS]] AND VOTING=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Regular Organization [[Meetings]]==<br /> Regular [[meetings]] of the organization shall be held as directed by the Executive Board. Written notice of such meetings shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the Corresponding Secretary through the official organization newsletter or by other mailing, as well as upon any change in the announced time.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Special Organization Meetings==<br /> Special [[meetings]] of the organization may be called by the [[President]], or by a majority vote of the members of the [[Executive Board]] who are present and voting at any regular or special meeting of the Board, or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon receipt of a written petition. Written notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] at least three (3) and not more than fifteen (15) days prior to the date of the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose(s) of the meeting, and no other organization business may be transacted thereat.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. Regular [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==<br /> Regular [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] shall be held as directed by the Board, with a minimum of two (2) such meetings per semester. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] and upon any change in the announced time. Such [[meetings]] shall be closed to non-members of the organization unless the individual(s) should be specifically invited by the [[Executive Board|Board]], in which case the cause for the non-member presence shall be the first order of business, and after which the non-member may be asked to leave the meeting.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Special [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==<br /> Special [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] may be called by the [[President]], or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon the receipt of a written petition signed by at least three (3) members of the [[Executive Board|Board]]. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the membership at least five (5) days prior to the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose of the meeting and no other business may be transacted thereat. In addition, all restrictions in Section 3 of this article shall apply to special meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]].<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Emergency [[Executive Board|Board]] [[Meetings]]==<br /> Emergency meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]] may be called by the [[President]] or [[1st VP|First Vice-President]] and may be held by phone. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the officers at least one (1) day prior to the meeting. Any majority decision reached will be entered into the minutes of the next regular [[Exec|Board]] meeting.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Voting==<br /> Each voting [[members|member]] shall be entitled to one (1) vote at any regular meeting of the [[KGB|organization]] at which the member is present. Absentee voting will be permitted only for elections. Absentee ballots must be submitted to all the election proctors at<br /> least twelve (12) hours in advance of the commencement of the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], unless the proctors decide to accept absentee ballots after this deadline. Absentee ballots may be submitted by electronic mail, in person, or by any other method the proctors deem acceptable.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE V. [[:category:Officers|OFFICERS]] AND REPRESENTATIVES=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. [[Executive Board]]==<br /> The [[:category:officers|officers]] of the [[KGB|organization]] shall constitute the [[Exec|Executive board]]. The power necessary for the general management of the organization's affairs shall be entrusted to the Board, except as follows.<br /> <br /> ===a. Supremacy of the Organization===<br /> The Board shall be subject to the orders of the organization, and none of its acts shall conflict with action taken by the organization, and the organization may countermand any decision of the board by a majority vote, thus opening up the question for consideration by the organization.<br /> <br /> ===b. Distribution of Funds===<br /> The Board shall not distribute the organization's funds except as directed by the organization.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==<br /> The organization officers, consisting of the following, shall serve in their respective capacities both with regard to the organization and its meetings and the [[Exec|Board]] and its [[meetings]].<br /> <br /> ===a. [[President]]===<br /> The President shall preside at all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]], and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of President in addition to those provided for in these bylaws.<br /> <br /> ===b. [[1st VP|First Vice-President]]===<br /> The First Vice-President shall be in charge of fellowship and shall actively recruit new [[members]].<br /> <br /> ===c. [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]]===<br /> The Second Vice-President shall be in charge of organizing fellowship activities.<br /> <br /> ===d. [[Corresponding Secretary]]===<br /> The Corresponding Secretary shall have charge of all correspondence pertinent to the [[KGB|organization]] other than the correspondence reserved for the [[Recording Secretary]] and [[Treasurer]]. The Corresponding Secretary shall be the Editor of the organization [[Pravda?|Newsletter]].<br /> <br /> ===e. [[Recording Secretary]]===<br /> The Recording Secretary shall keep a record of all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]] and of all matters of which a record shall be ordered by the organization. The Recording Secretary shall keep a roll of the [[members]] of the organization with applicable information, including attendance at meetings of the general body; furthermore, the Recording Secretary shall carry out such other duties as are prescribed in these bylaws, and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of Secretary, except for those duties and powers assigned to another officer by these bylaws. In the absence of the Recording Secretary, the duties and powers thereof shall be executed by the Corresponding Secretary, or in the absence thereof, the most senior officer present not presiding over the meeting.<br /> <br /> ===f. [[Treasurer]]===<br /> The Treasurer shall collect and receive all [[Treasury|moneys]] due or belonging to the organization, and shall deposit the same in a bank satisfactory to the [[Exec|Board]], in the name of the [[KGB|organization]]. The Treasurer's books shall be open at all times to the inspection of the Board, and the Treasurer shall report to the Board and the general [[members|membership]] at every meeting the condition of the organization's finances. At the [[annual meeting]], the Treasurer shall render an account of all moneys received and expended during the previous fiscal year. During the month of September the Treasurer shall mail to each member a statement of [[dues]] for the ensuing year. The Treasurer shall disperse funds as directed by the Executive Board. The Treasurer shall also be responsible for filing all financial forms applicable to the organization. In the absence of the Treasurer, the [[Recording Secretary]] shall record allocations made or debts incurred by or to the organization; however, the Recording Secretary shall not disburse or collect moneys, unless authorized so to do by the Board.<br /> <br /> ===g. [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]]===<br /> The Sergeant at Arms shall assist in preserving order as the chair may direct, and other duties as set forth in the standing rules of order.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. [[:category:officers|Officer]] Requirements==<br /> All Officers of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be voting [[members]] who are [[Activities fee|Activities Fee]]-paying students.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Vacancies==<br /> Any vacancy of an [[:category:Officers|officer]] position occurring on the [[Exec|Board]] during the year shall be filled for the unexpired term of office by a majority vote of all the remaining members of the Board by the second regular [[meetings|meeting]] of the board following the creation of such vacancy.<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Recall of [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==<br /> Any officer may be recalled for misconduct or dereliction of duty. A written petition, stating the reason(s) for recall, shall be filed with the [[Exec|Board]]. Written notice of such a petition shall be mailed to the membership. At the next regular [[meetings|meeting]] at least six (6) days after the mailing, a hearing on the matter will be held and a two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the recall.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Seniority==<br /> Seniority of offices is: [[President]], [[1st VP|First Vice-President]], [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]], [[Corresponding Secretary]],<br /> [[Recording Secretary]], [[Treasurer]], and [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]].<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE VI. MUSICAL INTERLUDE=<br /> <br /> <br /> =ARTICLE VII. [[KGB|ORGANIZATION]] YEAR, [[Annual meeting|ANNUAL MEETING]], [[Elections|ELECTIONS]]=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] Year==<br /> The organization's fiscal year shall begin on the first day of September and end on the thirty-first day of August. The organization's official year shall begin immediately at the conclusion of the [[elections|election]] at the [[annual meeting]] and shall continue<br /> through the election at the next annual meeting.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]==<br /> No later than the last meeting in the month of December the [[Exec|board]] shall set the date for the Annual Meeting. The annual meeting shall be held in the month of April of each year. At the Annual Meeting the Officers for the ensuing year shall be elected by<br /> secret, written ballot from among those nominated in accordance with Section 4 of this article. They shall take office immediately upon the conclusion of the election and each retiring [[:category:Officers|officer]] shall relinquish all properties and records relating to that office within fifteen (15) days after the [[elections|election]].<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. [[Elections]]==<br /> The color of elections shall be [[purple]].<br /> <br /> ===a. Proctors===<br /> For the duration of the [[elections]] at the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a set of at least three proctors shall preside and keep order at the meeting. Ballots shall be counted by at least two proctors. Proctors shall be ineligible to run in that year's elections. Proctors shall be voting members of the organization except as discussed in section VI.3.b.<br /> <br /> ===b. Normal Proctor Selection===<br /> At least two weeks prior to the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a slate of at least three consenting [[members]] shall be nominated as proctors at a meeting of the [[Exec|Board]]. A member shall not be nominated if any member of the Board objects. At any meeting of the general body thereafter prior to the Annual Meeting, the slate may be modified or approved by a two-thirds (2/3) vote. At any such time, if it has not yet approved a slate of proctors, the organization may elect to request proctors from an external source with a two-thirds (2/3) vote.<br /> <br /> ===c. Emergency Proctor Selection===<br /> If, at the Annual Meeting, less than three approved proctors are in attendance, the [[members|general body]] shall again have the opportunity to modify and approve the slate of proctors. If no proctors have yet been approved, after at least two failed votes to approve the current slate of proctors the chair may declare an impasse. In such an impasse, five present members not presently nominated for office shall be selected as proctors by random process; or, if five such members cannot be found, five members from the total attendance shall be so selected, but shall remain eligible for election.<br /> <br /> ===d. [[Elections|Election]] Procedure===<br /> The election of each officer shall be concluded before the election of the next begins, and these elections shall be held in order of the chain of command. Write-in ballots or other invalid ballots shall be considered as abstentions. The system by which we will vote is “Instant-runoff voting” as detailed below:<br /> <br /> 1) Each general body member present at elections (or voting absentee) will receive a ballot with the names of all candidates running for a given officer position listed.<br /> <br /> 2) Members will rank candidates for each position. They may rank as many or as few candidates as they would like until they have no confidence in a candidate.<br /> <br /> 3) Positions will be decided by counting votes and eliminating the candidate with the fewest number of votes, until a single candidate remains. That candidate is the winner of that position.<br /> <br /> 4) In the event of a tie between the candidates receiving the fewest number of votes, the proctors will eliminate one candidate by random process.<br /> <br /> 5) Each time a candidate is eliminated as the result of 3) and/or 4), the votes for that candidate will be redistributed according to the next candidate ranked on each ballot, until no further candidates are ranked, at which point the ballot will be considered an abstention.<br /> <br /> 6) Officers elected to a position will be removed from the running for the following positions up for election.<br /> <br /> The winner shall be announced by the election proctors. At least three of the election proctors shall sign a document in triplicate containing the names of the new executive board. Vote totals shall not be announced. The ballots shall be destroyed upon completion of the elections.<br /> <br /> ===e. Election Quorum===<br /> Election of officers may proceed in the absence of quorum if the presence at the meeting of every absentee voter would be sufficient to reach quorum.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Nominations==<br /> No person may be a candidate in an [[KGB|organization]] [[elections|election]] who has not been nominated or who is not a voting organization [[members|member]] in good standing. During the last quarter of the official year the Executive Board shall select a [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]] consisting of four (4) members willing to so serve, not more than one (1) of whom shall be a member of the [[Exec|Board]]. The [[Recording Secretary]] shall immediately notify the committee members of their selection. The Board shall name a Chairperson for the committee and it shall be this person's duty to call a committee meeting which shall be held on or before March 1. Once the first meeting has been held, the membership of this committee cannot be altered by the board. No person who has served on the Nominating Committee will be eligible to run in that year's elections. <br /> <br /> ===a. Duties of the Nominating Committee===<br /> The committee shall encourage as many able members to nominate themselves for offices as possible. If any office has no nominations for candidates, or the nominations for an office are such that all candidates could be elected to a position earlier in the chain of command, one (1) week before nominations are closed, Nominating Committee shall nominate one (1) person to that position, such that at least one person who is nominated for the office cannot be elected to a position earlier in the chain of command, and after securing the consent of each person so nominated, shall on or before the fourth day before nominations are closed report their nominations to both the [[RecSec|Recording]] and [[CorSec|Corresponding]] Secretaries in writing. Nominating Committee is to do everything in its power to maintain the appearance of neutrality.<br /> <br /> ===b. Membership Notification of the Report of the Nominating Committee===<br /> Upon receipt of the [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]]'s report, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall on or before the third day before nominations are closed notify each member in writing of the candidates so nominated. <br /> <br /> ===c. Ad hoc Nominations===<br /> Additional nominations may be made at any meeting after the report of the nominating committee and before the [[annual meeting]] by any member in attendance provided that the person so nominated does not decline when his or her name is proposed, and provided further that if the proposed candidate is not in attendance at this meeting, the proposer shall present to the Recording Secretary a written statement of the candidate's willingness to be so nominated. A voting member may be nominated and run for more than one (1) office, but shall only be allowed to hold one (1) office.<br /> <br /> ===d. Membership Notification of the Final List of Nominees===<br /> Upon finalization of the nominations and at least three days before the annual meeting, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall notify each member in writing of the list of candidates. <br /> <br /> ===e. Exclusion of Other Nominations===<br /> Nominations cannot be made at the [[annual meeting]] or in any manner other than as provided for in this section.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE VIII - [[Committees|COMMITTEES]]=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Ordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> The Board may each year appoint standing ordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Special ordinary committees may also be appointed by the Board to aid it on particular projects. Such committees shall always be subject to the final authority of the Board.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Revision of Ordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> Any ordinary committee appointment may be terminated by the Board upon written notice to the appointee, and the Board may appoint successors to those persons whose services have been terminated.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. Extraordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> The organization may appoint extraordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Each such committee has an owner, who must be a member in good standing of the organization. The owner appoints and replaces the chair of the committee as deemed<br /> appropriate.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> The owner of an extraordinary committee is determined by auction, the proceeds of which are payable to the organization. In the event of a vacancy in ownership of an extraordinary committee, the organization may fill the vacancy by auction.<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Voluntary Transfer of Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==<br /> The owner of an extraordinary committee may transfer the ownership of the committee to another member in good standing by notifying the Recording Secretary.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Records of [[Committees]]==<br /> The [[Recording Secretary]] shall maintain a record of the membership of all ordinary committees and of the ownership of all<br /> extraordinary committees.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE IX. REPRIMAND, PROBATION, SUSPENSION, AND EXPULSION=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Submitting a Complaint==<br /> Any person affiliated with the organization<br /> can be held accountable for any conduct deemed inappropriate or harmful to the<br /> organization, its purposes, objectives, or affiliated people. Any person<br /> affiliated with the organization may, at any time, issue a complaint against<br /> any other person affiliated with the organization by contacting any member of<br /> the Executive Board in any way, including but not limited to verbal or written<br /> communication. The Executive Board may also issue a complaint about any person<br /> affiliated with the organization.<br /> <br /> # Complaints may be about actions or events that occurred in any context. This includes, but is not limited to, interactions online, in person, and at organization events.<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Involvement of Officers==<br /> If a complaint is issued against an<br /> officer, that officer must withdraw themself from all Executive Board activity<br /> related to that complaint. Any officer may also choose to withdraw themself<br /> from such activity at any moment and for any other reason.<br /> <br /> # If quorum of the Board cannot be obtained with the remaining officers the complaint and the process fall under Section 7.<br /> # For the remainder of this article the Executive Board and officers refer to those who have not withdrawn themselves, except in deciding quorum of the Board.<br /> <br /> ==Section 3. Starting the Procedure==<br /> Within one (1) week after a complaint has<br /> been issued, the Executive Board must do the following:<br /> <br /> # The Board must offer to hold separate discussions with the accused party and the accuser in order to determine the severity of the situation. Either party may refuse this meeting.<br /> ## All meetings with any involved parties must take place with at least two (2) officers, one of whom must be the President or most senior officer not withdrawn as defined in Section 2.b. Each party may request to include a specific member of the Board at the meeting. Each person may also have a third party present at the meeting, subject to advance approval of the Board.<br /> ## Any meeting held with an accused party may be held in the presence of a representative of the Student Activities team within the Office of Student Leadership, Involvement and Civic Engagement (hereafter, “Student Activities”), at the discretion of the Executive Board.<br /> # If the Executive Board believes that the complaint may require disciplinary action beyond a Reprimand (i.e., Probation, Suspension, or Expulsion), they must inform a representative from Student Activities of the situation. The Executive Board does not need to receive a response before issuing the disciplinary action.<br /> <br /> The Executive Board may then choose to take one of the disciplinary actions<br /> defined in Section 4.<br /> <br /> ==Section 4. Disciplinary Actions==<br /> In response to a complaint, the Executive<br /> Board may issue any of the following disciplinary actions against the accused<br /> party. The Executive Board must approve such an action by majority vote, unless<br /> specified otherwise. If disciplinary action is approved, the Board must send<br /> written notice of such action to the accused party within 24 hours of the vote.<br /> <br /> ===a. Reprimand===<br /> The Board may issue a reprimand to the accused party for<br /> minor offenses. The reprimand will take the form of a written notice and a<br /> verbal warning including, but not limited to, a warning of future<br /> consequences should the accused party continue their behavior. The verbal<br /> warning will be given during a meeting between the accused party and at<br /> least one member of the Executive Board.<br /> <br /> ===b. Probation===<br /> For moderate offenses that have the potential to escalate,<br /> the Board may place the accused party on probation. The accused party may<br /> still participate in the activities of the organization, but must adhere to<br /> the conditions of a written agreement. The agreement:<br /> <br /> # Will be written by the Executive Board in discussion with a representative from Student Activities, with input from the accused party.<br /> # Will include a set of conditions (e.g., restricted actions and corresponding consequences) that the accused must adhere to.<br /> # May restrict the accused party from attending some, but not all, organization activities.<br /> # Will include the following information:<br /> ## If the Board determines that the conditions of the agreement are broken in any way, the Executive Board may immediately escalate the disciplinary action to Suspension or Expulsion.<br /> ## The Executive Board may end a Probation at any time at their discretion.<br /> # Will be signed by the President and the accused party.<br /> <br /> ===c. Suspension===<br /> For offenses of a more serious nature, the Board may forbid<br /> the accused party from attending all organization activities, and, if<br /> applicable, suspend the accused party’s membership privileges.<br /> <br /> # Upon receiving a complaint, the Executive Board may issue a Temporary Suspension, which is a full ban from all organization activities, for up to one (1) week. The Executive Board does not have to meet the requirements in Section 3 to enact a Temporary Suspension. Temporary Suspensions may be enacted once per complaint and cannot be extended.<br /> # Upon issuing a Suspension, the Board:<br /> ## Must specify its duration. If the Suspension extends beyond the next Annual Meeting, each new Executive Board must, during its first meeting, decide by majority vote to uphold or end the Suspension.<br /> ## May set objectives for the suspended party during the term of their Suspension. The Executive Board will define these objectives in discussion with the accused party and a representative from Student Activities. Completion of these objectives will end the suspension as specified in Section 4.c.3.<br /> ## Must provide written notice to the suspended party of the duration of the suspension, any objectives set for the suspension, and the procedures given in Sections 4.c.3, 4.c.4, and 4.c.5.<br /> # The Executive Board may end a Suspension at any time by majority vote. If the Board determines that the suspended party has accomplished the objectives set forward in Section 4.c.2.B, the Board must immediately end the Suspension.<br /> # A party whose Suspension has ended will be placed on probation. The Executive Board must meet to define the terms of the probation, as defined in Section 4.b.<br /> # If a Suspension is violated, the Executive Board may modify the Suspension or immediately move to expel the suspended party.<br /> <br /> ===d. Expulsion===<br /> For heinous offenses, the Board may move to expel the accused<br /> party from the organization. To issue an expulsion:<br /> <br /> # The Board must hold a meeting with a representative of Student Activities to discuss the motion to expel. All non-withdrawn officers must attend, and a written statement that the meeting was held must be signed by all present, including the representative of Student Activities.<br /> # After this meeting is held, any non-withdrawn officers may recuse themselves from voting on the motion. If quorum of the Board cannot be btained with the remaining officers, the motion cannot proceed.<br /> # The Board will then vote on the motion to expel. No officer may abstain. If there are two (2) or more “no” votes, the motion fails. Otherwise, it passes and the expulsion goes into effect.<br /> <br /> The Executive Board must immediately provide written notice of the expulsion to the expelled party. Once the Board has informed the expelled party, it must not discuss the expulsion with the general body until twenty-four (24) hours have passed. Within one (1) week of the expulsion, the Board must send a mailing to the body stating that an expulsion has occurred. The Board must disclose the identity of the expelled party to any member who asks, but may choose not to announce it to the general body. The Board must present the written confirmation from Student Activities to any member, or to the expelled party, upon request.<br /> <br /> ==Section 5. Appeals of Probation or Suspension==<br /> Any party against whom the<br /> Executive Board has issued a Probation or Suspension may appeal the decision of<br /> the Board within thirty (30) days of the Board issuing the disciplinary action.<br /> The affected party must present their appeal to the Executive Board in writing.<br /> Between 7 and 10 days after receiving the appeal, the Board must begin the<br /> appeals process, as defined in Section 5.b or Section 5.c.<br /> <br /> # With their appeal, the affected party must request either for the appeal to be mediated by Student Activities or voted on by the general body. The accuser, or any person who has been adversely affected by actions related to the complaint, may also make such a request. If not all such requests are in agreement, the appeal will be mediated by Student Activities.<br /> # If the appeal is to be mediated by Student Activities, the affected party will meet, as defined in Section 3.a, with a representative from Student Activities and two (2) officers, to resolve the appeal.<br /> # If the appeal is to be voted on by the general body, the Recording Secretary will mail notice of the appeal to the membership. The Board will then present the matter to the voting membership at the first Regular Meeting at least six (6) days after the mailing. An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the actions of the Board.<br /> # Any given decision of the Board can only be appealed once.<br /> <br /> ==Section 6. Reinstatement after Expulsion==<br /> Any person who has been expelled may<br /> apply to have their expulsion be repealed.<br /> <br /> # This application must be sent in writing to the Board. Within one week, the Board. Within one week, the Board will vote to approve the application. The application can only be approved by a unanimous vote. If the Board approves the application, the Recording Secretary will mail notice of the application to the membership within twenty-four (24) hours of the Board’s decision. If the Board rejects the application, they will send written notice of this decision to the applicant within twenty-four (24) hours.<br /> # The Board will then present the matter to the voting membership at the first Regular Meeting at least six (6) days after the mailing.<br /> # If the expelled party so desires, they may submit a written defense which a representative of the Executive Board will read to the general body during the discussion prior to the vote. This defense is not required for the vote to commence.<br /> # An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to repeal the expulsion.<br /> <br /> ==Section 7. Extenuating Circumstances==<br /> If the procedures in this Article are not<br /> appropriate or have ceased to be sufficient for a given complaint, the<br /> Executive Board will meet with a representative from Student Activities to<br /> develop a process which is in line with the values and intentions of the<br /> organization and these bylaws.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE X. PARLIAMENTARY AUTHORITY=<br /> <br /> The rules contained in the current edition of [[Robert's Rules of Order|ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER NEWLY REVISED]] shall govern the [[KGB|organization]] in all cases to which they are applicable and in which they are not inconsistent with these [[Bylaws]] and any special rules of order the [[KGB|organization]] may adopt.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE XI. AMENDMENTS=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. Proposal of Amendments==<br /> Amendments to these [[bylaws]] may be proposed by the [[Executive Board]] or by written petition addressed to the [[Recording Secretary]]. Amendments proposed by such petition shall be promptly considered by the [[Exec|Board]] and must be submitted to the [[members]] with the recommendations of the [[Exec|Board]] by the [[Recording Secretary]] for a [[voting|vote]] within thirty (30) days of the date when the petition was received by the [[Recording Secretary]].<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. Approval of Amendments==<br /> These bylaws may be amended by a two-thirds (2/3) [[voting|vote]] at any regular or special [[meetings|meeting]] called for the purpose, provided the proposed amendments have been included in the notice of the meeting and mailed to each [[members|member]] at least six (6) days prior to the date of the meeting.<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE XII. DONATIONS=<br /> <br /> The [[KGB|organization]] may accept donations in the form of money, equipment or other property to be used for the exclusive benefit of the [[members|membership]], provided however, that all contributions and donations to the organization shall be subject to approval by the [[Exec|Board]].<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE XIII. DISSOLUTION=<br /> <br /> The organization may be dissolved at any time by the written consent of not less than two-thirds (2/3) of the [[voting]] [[members]] in good standing. In the event of the dissolution of the [[KGB|organization]], whether voluntary or involuntary or by operation of law, none of the property of the organization nor any proceeds thereof nor any assets of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be distributed to any [[members]] of the [[KGB|organization]]. After payment of the debts of the [[KGB|organization]], its property and assets shall be given to a similar organization or sold and the money donated to a charitable organization selected by the [[Executive Board]].<br /> <br /> =ARTICLE XIV. SUGGESTED ORDER OF BUSINESS=<br /> <br /> ==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] [[meetings]]==<br /> At [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]], the order of business, so far as the character and nature of the meeting may permit, shall be as follows:<br /> <br /> # Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[Exec|Board]] meetings held in the interim<br /> # Reports of [[officers]]<br /> # Reports of [[committees]]<br /> # [[Old business]]<br /> # New business<br /> # [[Elections]] (at [[annual meeting]])<br /> # Actual Real Relevant Announcements Pertaining to the Business of KGB as an Organization.<br /> # [[Schmucks|Open floor]]<br /> <br /> ==Section 2. [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings]]==<br /> At [[meetings]] of the [[Exec|Board]], the order of business, unless otherwise directed by majority [[voting|vote]] of those present, shall be as follows:<br /> <br /> # Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings]] held in the interim<br /> # Reports of [[officers]]<br /> # Reports of [[committees]]<br /> # [[Old business]]<br /> # New business</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20220418&diff=12662 2025-07-27T06:51:14Z

<p>Kevinson: Like, for real, who's going to care that all the minutes have the category assigned to them?</p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> == OFFICER REPORTS==<br /> - Kevin: read berserk<br /> <br /> - Twain: read Third Class Superhero very sad<br /> <br /> - Charles: Still defending ladder’s honor, will not elaborate, we have an event: it’s IMPROV Porter Hall A16 A, bring yourself and your imagination<br /> <br /> - Izzy: Saw family, celebrated passover, nobody has kosher food on campus :(<br /> <br /> - Julia: Spent 5 hours finding 10 #s for a paper :/<br /> <br /> - Howard: has too much junk<br /> <br /> - Kaylie: Bought records, records do play, COVID exposures :(<br /> <br /> == COMMITTEE REPORTS ==<br /> - Miss. Corn Subsidies: $8.12<br /> <br /> - Emoji Sentences: don’t throw out baby<br /> <br /> - Kleptomaniacs: sadness<br /> <br /> - Broken Record:<br /> <br /> - Adhoc Admin Voice Chat on Discord: Kushal’s phone died 3 days in<br /> <br /> - Misappropriated Broken Record: disappointment at functional records<br /> <br /> - I’m a mathematician and I hate myself: logic logic logic math bullshit blah blah<br /> <br /> - Pro wasp, anti wasp, neutral wasp: Flies while playing guitar, did not eat<br /> <br /> - Assassinate the President: Stymied by online meeting (Dox Kevin???)<br /> <br /> - The discussion of the floor is lava committee<br /> <br /> - Charles: Motion to table for a week. Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> == NEW BUSINESS ==<br /> - Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to broken record, when passed untables a randomly selected tabled motion to untable, with equal probability<br /> - Passed by acclimation <br /> <br /> - Howard: Motion to create Standing Rule Flip the Table via majority vote by which ALL tabled motions would be immediately demolished<br /> <br /> Sawyer: Motion to swap majority with “turbo-majority”, defined as everyone who has ever attended a KGB meeting.<br /> <br /> Friendly, been changed <br /> <br /> Standing Rule Flip the Table (Amended Version) Passed<br /> <br /> - Sawyer: Motion to make the King Kevin Komittee Purpose: to observe Kevin’s descent from an enlightened ruler to a menacing Machiavellian monarch<br /> <br /> James: Motion to ammend Komittee to Committee for acronym reasons<br /> <br /> Friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20220926&diff=12661 2025-07-27T06:50:37Z

<p>Kevinson: I forgot to add the minutes category. Not that anyone would've noticed</p> <hr /> <div>MEETING 9/26<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Sorry, rec sec was late :/<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock comittee - 6$<br /> <br /> Tim: Corn subsidies - corn is Evil: $6.66<br /> <br /> Kaylie: misappropriated things I had to see with my face holes, bad cedar point picture, irl pics<br /> <br /> Avalon: navel gazing committee <br /> <br /> Anthony: misappropriated plant committee, misappropriating plants<br /> <br /> Charles: Booth comittee - build houses on the parking lot outside of Posner, if you’re interested in doing booth, voting on booth at next meeting, pay your dues to vote, if you’re interested in being a booth chair, let exec know, start thinking about booth, booth chair interviews will be after vote on booth<br /> <br /> Tim: Cashnet for dues?<br /> <br /> Howard: asked Oliver about it<br /> <br /> Charles: Building a tiny pravda submission box, at some point in the future<br /> <br /> Kaylie: OSHA violations- everything in load in, leaning out from ladders, using a scissor lift on a sprung floor, YIKES<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> The thing (Anthony has) Avalon now has - inordinate amount of English homework is not her fault<br /> <br /> Discussion of a motion to poll Mr. Propaganda machine for “The Average Color of Every El Gallo in the Universe”<br /> <br /> Been tabled for a week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Standing rule that every standing rule has to be assigned a succulent - emoji for standing rule is cactus<br /> <br /> Clarification: can be human name <br /> <br /> Daniel: retroactively?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: no<br /> <br /> Avalon: Sufficient names?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Yes<br /> <br /> Howard: Gaslight<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Gatekeep<br /> <br /> Anthony: Girlboss<br /> <br /> Tim: What is the succulent for this standing rule?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: the succulent is named “outlet” and it is an aloe vera plant<br /> <br /> PASSED, BEEN STOOD<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to create a standing rule such that you cannot directly refer to El Gallo, succulent named garfield, pointy plant, emoji is the red triangular flag<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to change succulent’s name to “Oh that Chipotle”<br /> <br /> Anthony: Friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Nick: Chicken churro is #defined El Gallo’s monster, are we allowed to refer to chicken churro<br /> <br /> McKenna: #define is round about enough<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Consequences?<br /> <br /> Anthony: suitable punishments?<br /> <br /> McKenna: 1. The burritos that shall not be named. 2. Punishment, if you say that store’s name, you have stand up and say Yeehaw<br /> <br /> Anthony: You have to attempt a Southern accent as well<br /> <br /> Avalon: What determines failing<br /> <br /> Anthony: The failure is in your heart, and public riddicule<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to make a standing rule about laughing (out of order)<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend standing rule such that if the president says the Yeehaw is good enough, everyone has to applaud (Friendly)<br /> <br /> Howard: Motion to amend such that another member can initiate a Yeehaw duel, if they determine the Yeehaw was not good enough. (Western music must be played, and a challenge should be issued, should be from the good the bad and the ugly)<br /> <br /> Anthony: Friendly, been added<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Motion to name this standing rule El Gallo’s Real Monster<br /> <br /> Anthony: Friendly, been named<br /> <br /> Daniel: Motion to amend succulent’s name to El Gallo<br /> <br /> Failed, succulent remains “Oh that chipotle”<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend the succulent’s name to Baddest Monster in the West<br /> <br /> Anthony: Friendly, succulent renamed<br /> <br /> Anthony: if original Yeehaw-er loses, they can be laughed at <br /> <br /> PASSED, been STOOD (#24) <br /> <br /> Howard: Motion to ocean<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to chicken churro<br /> <br /> McKenna: Motion to #define the color of a clock as golden, so that every clock is golden<br /> <br /> PASSED, been defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: Motion to create the hygenic macros committee purpose: “to avoid creating pound defines”<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Adhoc old-ass KGB member reports standing rule to fix too many #defines<br /> <br /> PASSED <br /> <br /> Sold for $10.15 to Anthony, chaired by the skateboard sitting in the corner<br /> <br /> (KEVIN IS YELLING)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule, such that standing rules get auctioned off once they are voted in . emoji: dollar succulent: samuel the chalkboard<br /> <br /> Howard: rename succulent (chalkboard) to Saul Goodman (Unfriendly)<br /> <br /> Howard: rename succulent (chalkboard) to Saul Goodman the Chalkboard (Friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> McKenna: will there be a chair of the standing rule? <br /> <br /> Kaylie: there is no chair<br /> <br /> Charles: amend such that someone can pay a price the same as that of the auctioned standing rule to temporarily sit it down - time period at their discretion?<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to amend or at 4.25$<br /> <br /> Charles: minimum price is the price that this standing rule auctions for <br /> <br /> Howard: Auction switch standing rule<br /> <br /> Daniel: Motion to amend this standing rule, to change the standing rule emoji moneybags to apply to standing rule (Out of order, we will come back to that)<br /> <br /> Howard: Not sure if auctioning standing rules for real money is a good idea, because it might make it difficult to <br /> <br /> Kevin: we can sit it down if we want to<br /> <br /> PASSED, been changed <br /> <br /> SOLD FOR 7$ to Howard (no chair since standing rule)<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 50 cents for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Tim: strike 50 cents and replace with 69$<br /> <br /> Anthony: 69$ 420 cents, friendly<br /> <br /> 69$ 420 cents for this weeks event<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to pay 10$ to make Kevin louder<br /> <br /> Daniel: Motion to create the pay 10$ committee, “to accquire 10$ for the treasury”<br /> <br /> Sold to Kaylie for 12$, chaired by Chood’s beanie<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Chood: Motion to create a standing rule with emoji lizard, succulent named “Gerry” unknown plant “Such that the person who proposes a committee or standing rule gets to partition the people voting on it, such that the smaller group has no more than one less than the other group. Each group votes by majority for one vote in the overall vote.”<br /> <br /> Anthony: Motion to amend the standing rule such that it can be either included or not included in the process<br /> <br /> Tim: To whom do we refer a tie?<br /> <br /> Daniel: Motion to amend the standing rule to require an odd number of groups to be created<br /> <br /> PASSED, been STOOD<br /> <br /> Sold for $4.20 to Anthony<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Exec meetings on Sundays, UC 306 12:30-1:30<br /> <br /> Charles: We have an event Wean 5320 normal time, not sure where the event is<br /> <br /> Howard: Hint hint, you probably want to bring some amount of cash, it will come in handy (“F” lash sale), pay your dues, 15$ semester, 20$/year, enables voting for important stuff, election, voting on booth next week, cheaper tshirts<br /> <br /> Kevin: Murder mystery writers, group DM soon, contact Exec if interested, late October, early November<br /> <br /> Charles: Has a costco membership, wants accompaniment<br /> <br /> McKenna: Has kitchen stuff<br /> <br /> Anthony: Listen to my music, on any streaming platform, in schmucks<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20220926&diff=12660 2025-07-27T06:49:16Z

<p>Kevinson: You should also listen to the Magnus Archives. It's a good horror podcast, with a &quot;monster of the week&quot; kinda format</p> <hr /> <div>MEETING 9/26<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Sorry, rec sec was late :/<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock comittee - 6$<br /> <br /> Tim: Corn subsidies - corn is Evil: $6.66<br /> <br /> Kaylie: misappropriated things I had to see with my face holes, bad cedar point picture, irl pics<br /> <br /> Avalon: navel gazing committee <br /> <br /> Anthony: misappropriated plant committee, misappropriating plants<br /> <br /> Charles: Booth comittee - build houses on the parking lot outside of Posner, if you’re interested in doing booth, voting on booth at next meeting, pay your dues to vote, if you’re interested in being a booth chair, let exec know, start thinking about booth, booth chair interviews will be after vote on booth<br /> <br /> Tim: Cashnet for dues?<br /> <br /> Howard: asked Oliver about it<br /> <br /> Charles: Building a tiny pravda submission box, at some point in the future<br /> <br /> Kaylie: OSHA violations- everything in load in, leaning out from ladders, using a scissor lift on a sprung floor, YIKES<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> The thing (Anthony has) Avalon now has - inordinate amount of English homework is not her fault<br /> <br /> Discussion of a motion to poll Mr. Propaganda machine for “The Average Color of Every El Gallo in the Universe”<br /> <br /> Been tabled for a week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Standing rule that every standing rule has to be assigned a succulent - emoji for standing rule is cactus<br /> <br /> Clarification: can be human name <br /> <br /> Daniel: retroactively?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: no<br /> <br /> Avalon: Sufficient names?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Yes<br /> <br /> Howard: Gaslight<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Gatekeep<br /> <br /> Anthony: Girlboss<br /> <br /> Tim: What is the succulent for this standing rule?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: the succulent is named “outlet” and it is an aloe vera plant<br /> <br /> PASSED, BEEN STOOD<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to create a standing rule such that you cannot directly refer to El Gallo, succulent named garfield, pointy plant, emoji is the red triangular flag<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to change succulent’s name to “Oh that Chipotle”<br /> <br /> Anthony: Friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Nick: Chicken churro is #defined El Gallo’s monster, are we allowed to refer to chicken churro<br /> <br /> McKenna: #define is round about enough<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Consequences?<br /> <br /> Anthony: suitable punishments?<br /> <br /> McKenna: 1. The burritos that shall not be named. 2. Punishment, if you say that store’s name, you have stand up and say Yeehaw<br /> <br /> Anthony: You have to attempt a Southern accent as well<br /> <br /> Avalon: What determines failing<br /> <br /> Anthony: The failure is in your heart, and public riddicule<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to make a standing rule about laughing (out of order)<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend standing rule such that if the president says the Yeehaw is good enough, everyone has to applaud (Friendly)<br /> <br /> Howard: Motion to amend such that another member can initiate a Yeehaw duel, if they determine the Yeehaw was not good enough. (Western music must be played, and a challenge should be issued, should be from the good the bad and the ugly)<br /> <br /> Anthony: Friendly, been added<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Motion to name this standing rule El Gallo’s Real Monster<br /> <br /> Anthony: Friendly, been named<br /> <br /> Daniel: Motion to amend succulent’s name to El Gallo<br /> <br /> Failed, succulent remains “Oh that chipotle”<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend the succulent’s name to Baddest Monster in the West<br /> <br /> Anthony: Friendly, succulent renamed<br /> <br /> Anthony: if original Yeehaw-er loses, they can be laughed at <br /> <br /> PASSED, been STOOD (#24) <br /> <br /> Howard: Motion to ocean<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to chicken churro<br /> <br /> McKenna: Motion to #define the color of a clock as golden, so that every clock is golden<br /> <br /> PASSED, been defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: Motion to create the hygenic macros committee purpose: “to avoid creating pound defines”<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Adhoc old-ass KGB member reports standing rule to fix too many #defines<br /> <br /> PASSED <br /> <br /> Sold for $10.15 to Anthony, chaired by the skateboard sitting in the corner<br /> <br /> (KEVIN IS YELLING)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule, such that standing rules get auctioned off once they are voted in . emoji: dollar succulent: samuel the chalkboard<br /> <br /> Howard: rename succulent (chalkboard) to Saul Goodman (Unfriendly)<br /> <br /> Howard: rename succulent (chalkboard) to Saul Goodman the Chalkboard (Friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> McKenna: will there be a chair of the standing rule? <br /> <br /> Kaylie: there is no chair<br /> <br /> Charles: amend such that someone can pay a price the same as that of the auctioned standing rule to temporarily sit it down - time period at their discretion?<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to amend or at 4.25$<br /> <br /> Charles: minimum price is the price that this standing rule auctions for <br /> <br /> Howard: Auction switch standing rule<br /> <br /> Daniel: Motion to amend this standing rule, to change the standing rule emoji moneybags to apply to standing rule (Out of order, we will come back to that)<br /> <br /> Howard: Not sure if auctioning standing rules for real money is a good idea, because it might make it difficult to <br /> <br /> Kevin: we can sit it down if we want to<br /> <br /> PASSED, been changed <br /> <br /> SOLD FOR 7$ to Howard (no chair since standing rule)<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 50 cents for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Tim: strike 50 cents and replace with 69$<br /> <br /> Anthony: 69$ 420 cents, friendly<br /> <br /> 69$ 420 cents for this weeks event<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to pay 10$ to make Kevin louder<br /> <br /> Daniel: Motion to create the pay 10$ committee, “to accquire 10$ for the treasury”<br /> <br /> Sold to Kaylie for 12$, chaired by Chood’s beanie<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Chood: Motion to create a standing rule with emoji lizard, succulent named “Gerry” unknown plant “Such that the person who proposes a committee or standing rule gets to partition the people voting on it, such that the smaller group has no more than one less than the other group. Each group votes by majority for one vote in the overall vote.”<br /> <br /> Anthony: Motion to amend the standing rule such that it can be either included or not included in the process<br /> <br /> Tim: To whom do we refer a tie?<br /> <br /> Daniel: Motion to amend the standing rule to require an odd number of groups to be created<br /> <br /> PASSED, been STOOD<br /> <br /> Sold for $4.20 to Anthony<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Exec meetings on Sundays, UC 306 12:30-1:30<br /> <br /> Charles: We have an event Wean 5320 normal time, not sure where the event is<br /> <br /> Howard: Hint hint, you probably want to bring some amount of cash, it will come in handy (“F” lash sale), pay your dues, 15$ semester, 20$/year, enables voting for important stuff, election, voting on booth next week, cheaper tshirts<br /> <br /> Kevin: Murder mystery writers, group DM soon, contact Exec if interested, late October, early November<br /> <br /> Charles: Has a costco membership, wants accompaniment<br /> <br /> McKenna: Has kitchen stuff<br /> <br /> Anthony: Listen to my music, on any streaming platform, in schmucks</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20220919&diff=12659 2025-07-27T06:47:12Z

<p>Kevinson: If you haven't played Dredge, you should try it. It's a fun fishing game.</p> <hr /> <div>MEETING 9/19<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Twain: bad decisions<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE <br /> <br /> molly, she/her, neuroscience, doesn’t like florida<br /> <br /> Jessica - she/her, bio, holding pencil &amp; paper<br /> <br /> Sydney - she/her, chem, different sized pupils<br /> <br /> Chloe - she/her, cs, sophomore, likes rain<br /> <br /> Charles - slept too much<br /> <br /> Event: Trivia, wean 5403, bring ur friends, watson, Friday 7:00<br /> <br /> Izzy- slept a lot, missed roles, SUBMIT TO PRAVDA Temais#5279<br /> <br /> Julia- had a boring weekend, professor brought dog to class, bleached worms<br /> <br /> Howard - ordered fidget toys, PAY DUES 15$/sem, 20$/ year, discounts on tshirts, giving Tuesday in November, pay your dues by the end of september if you’re a returning member<br /> <br /> Kaylie (not present)- went to a halloween theme bar, got scared by scary movie, got witch finger<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> mealblock committee - 5$<br /> <br /> corn subsidies board &amp; armchair economics - corn is back below 7$<br /> <br /> adhoc moral support committee - semester is getting hard, feel free to talk to us about things, please don’t be sad all the time<br /> <br /> Mr. Propaganda Machine - vampire in meeting nonverbal<br /> <br /> Hivemind - Postmodern nevermind album cover surreal, also in meeting nonverbal<br /> <br /> Anthony has the thing (not present)<br /> <br /> Howard gets the spirit of the thing - overwhelming number of recruiters<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 1000$ <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that if you say seconded in a distinct voice it counts as an actual second for your motion emoji: wizard emoji<br /> <br /> PASSED, been changed, no voice is distinct according to kevin<br /> <br /> Charles: allocate 69$ and 420 c for sippy sips and nummy nums<br /> <br /> PASSED, sippy sips and nummy nums for the event<br /> <br /> Julia - motion to create the navel gazing committee - purpose “What purpose can any person or group of people have….”<br /> <br /> Sold to avalon for 3$, chaired by; <br /> <br /> Tim: motion to create the committee for feeding smaller, more frequent meals to the ensigns, purpose: “navel grazing”<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend purpose to “navel graze chicken churros”<br /> <br /> failed, committee has not been made<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Sold for 5.25$ to Tim, chaired by himself and whichever officers are running the mess hall<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to #define a bid of Chicken Churro (El gallo’s monster) to be a bid of $4.25 <br /> <br /> PASSED, been changed, some kind o<br /> <br /> McKenna - motion to make it so you can make a sitting rule, which is like a standing rule, but it sits down immediately <br /> <br /> chair down (cmu kgb specific emoji)<br /> <br /> PASSED (in spite of Kevin’s tyranny) - been made into a rule<br /> <br /> McKenna: GPT3 KGB motion provided by Oliver “CMU KGB Would like to make a sitting rule such that all members have to wear cowboy hats at meeting emoji is united nations” <br /> <br /> Avalon: consequences for no hats?<br /> <br /> Nick: cowboy hatless - can we get cowboy hats subsidized by the treasury.<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to allow for the subsidizing of cowboy hats before the sitting rule sits down<br /> <br /> McKenna: Consequences will only be enforced 2 minutes of standing rule being in effect, you have to say yeehaw then <br /> <br /> Avalon: limitations on cowboy hat, more precise definition<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to gaslight the president into thinking everything is a cowboy hat<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create the gaslighting committee, purpose: gaslighting<br /> <br /> Tim: it totally already exists<br /> <br /> Various gaslighting of the president<br /> <br /> PASSED - sold for $4.25 to Howard, chaired by light, gas, smoke, boom<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to create the otherworldly culinary standards committee purpose: cosmic churros, chicken lattes<br /> <br /> FAILED <br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to #define cosmic churro as the average color of every El Gallo in the universe (golden rooster, store, food, yes)<br /> <br /> Twain: Piss yellow<br /> <br /> Howard: Shit brown<br /> <br /> PASSED, been #defined<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to cosmic churro<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to poll mr. propaganda machine with the average color of every el Gallo in the universe<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to table for a week<br /> <br /> PASSED, been tabled<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create the new jokes committee, “try with every inkling of effort to find new jokes for this org”<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to add not a cult to the space mexico tequila chant <br /> <br /> Twain: already non canonical<br /> <br /> PASSED: new jokes committee, sold for howard to 9$, chair: all the CIA members who wanted to do booth<br /> <br /> McKenna: Mauve<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: WE R EXEC, exec meetings sunday<br /> <br /> Charles: trivia night, friday, bring your friends, do trivia, Friday, 7:00, wean 5403<br /> <br /> Kevin: We’re looking for booth chairs. Booth is building a very small house in a short amount of time<br /> <br /> Kevin: We need people to help write for the murder mystery even<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Tim: tomorrow is national voter registration day, you are eligible to register to vote in PA, if you don’t come from a swing state, Nov 8<br /> <br /> Twain: get vaxxed, Flu, new bivalent omicron<br /> <br /> Howie: pay dues<br /> <br /> Tim: colors &amp; gitfo</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20220912&diff=12658 2025-07-27T06:44:00Z

<p>Kevinson: A minutes a day keeps the boredom away</p> <hr /> <div>Minutes 9/12<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: watched morbius<br /> <br /> Twain: School of drama party -&gt; TA party!<br /> <br /> NEW PERSON: Avalon, she/her, 2026, business, Moved around a lot, breathes<br /> <br /> Charles: got a costco membership, obsessed<br /> <br /> EVENT: GBGC Friday, at a place, <br /> <br /> Izzy: ran sound and light night, gathered people<br /> <br /> SUBMIT TO PRAVDA<br /> <br /> Julia: Escaped quarantine, please fill out attendance<br /> <br /> Howard: chicken churro, clear the decks<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Did last underground tour and last convocation, senior sadness<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Thing: Kaylie has, Anthony wants it, the queen’s death is not his fault<br /> <br /> Meal Block: 5.00$<br /> <br /> Corn subsidies: 7.15$ corn means 8!!!!!<br /> <br /> Twain: Culinary standards, no chicken churros!!!<br /> <br /> Izzy: Culinary substandards: opinion on chicken Churro<br /> <br /> Chood: negative<br /> <br /> Anthony: mis. Plants, no plants<br /> <br /> Tim: culinary sub-standards: new subway menu<br /> <br /> Kaylie: cats are stupid, expensive ceramic waterfountain destruction by Rose<br /> <br /> Twain: Victim Blaming - blame kaylie for cat mischief<br /> <br /> McKenna: Mr. propaganda machine: prompt<br /> <br /> Howard: Chicken churro<br /> <br /> Avalon: Galactic chicken churro being eaten by a hamster (in meeting nonverbal)<br /> <br /> Anthony: Does a committee asking another committee to do something go here<br /> <br /> Exec: probably, could be a motion to request a report<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Booth committee would like to report: no chicken churro booth<br /> <br /> Twain: AH. Chicken Churro Committee: *El Gallo El Gallo* (scav hunt themesong)<br /> <br /> Izzy: AH. Music recommendations committee would like to request recording from twain<br /> <br /> Ziyuan: Chipotle Shill committee<br /> <br /> Howard: AH objection objects<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Aug 21st 2020, 6th sept. 2021 - NEET committee, support group for those affected by ‘rona and are no longer engaged, in Employment, Education, or Training<br /> <br /> McKenna: Motion to amend Purpose to Never Eat El Gallo Today<br /> <br /> Passed by acclamation, Chood: objection<br /> <br /> Nick: amendment commendment<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to salute McKenna with love, passed<br /> <br /> Passed, been changed <br /> <br /> Now: NEET committee: Never Eat ElGallo Today<br /> <br /> Nick: Fining exec members for eating El Gallo?<br /> <br /> Has little authority<br /> <br /> McKenna: Requesting report from committee to assassinate the president<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Committee report is yes. Will not enforce actually<br /> <br /> PASSED, NEET COMITTEE MADE<br /> <br /> Sold for $2.51 to Anthony: Chaired by the cumulative spirit of all Chicken Churros<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Charles: AH. Ontology report- am I a chicken churro (not new business)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Hand comfortable<br /> <br /> Howie: Motion to make the everything churro committee, purpose to make the everything churro<br /> <br /> Ziyuan: Motion to amend purpose of committee to define churro as sweet churros only, exclude all savory, call them chicken tenders<br /> <br /> (if you call something a ______ churro → it is a ________)<br /> <br /> Howie: no, unfriendly <br /> <br /> Passed, been changed<br /> <br /> Motion passed<br /> <br /> Everything churro committee<br /> <br /> Sold for 3$ to howard - chaired by chicken churro, everything that is salty churro, everything that could have been<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Motion to create a standing rule such that no motions can be made at 5:11 (pm, eastern time)<br /> <br /> Emoji is the clock emoji (wristwatch emoji specifically)<br /> <br /> McKenna: Motion to amend to 50 minutes after the start of meeting<br /> <br /> Daniel: Precision<br /> <br /> Tim: The clock in the room is the measurement<br /> <br /> Kevin: When they end their statement<br /> <br /> Tim: as soon as “perfected” = made<br /> <br /> Charles: Let the record show it’s that specific clock<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to amend to Main clock in room (been changed)<br /> <br /> Ziyuan: motion to change to call in US Navy standard clock “reference clock” (unfriendly)<br /> <br /> Failed by acclimation<br /> <br /> McKenna: Highest clock displaying a time in the room we’re in (shortest distance to the ceiling)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Piece of paper on a stick<br /> <br /> Tim: For height, tiebreaker? Distance to Kevin as the crow flies. Highest? Bottom of the clock<br /> <br /> Ziyuan: Motion to have it be the highest clock defined by the President<br /> <br /> Nick: Would ruin system of checks and balances<br /> <br /> Izzy: Highest clock = clock w/most weed, unseconded<br /> <br /> Kaylie: might be good to have someone recognize what is a clock<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to refer all matters concerning “clock-ness” to a majority vote of the executive board (unfriendly)<br /> <br /> Tim: does Kevin have to be able to read, Kevin: yes<br /> <br /> Howie: Motion to forbid clock being in the air/throwing<br /> <br /> In motion to define highest clock in the room as the highest clock defined by the president<br /> <br /> PASSED: Highest clock is determined by the president<br /> <br /> Vote on the standing rule: PASSED, been changed<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 69$ 420c for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Motion to amend to 69$ 420c for sippy sips and num nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Passed, been changed<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to invoke british pound standing rule, such that at least 420c must be spent<br /> <br /> PASSED - 420c must be spent at least <br /> <br /> PASSED - BEEN ALLOCATED<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to #chicken churro to “El Gallo’s monster”<br /> <br /> PASSED, been changed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Exec meetings sundays, UC 306, 12:30-1:30<br /> <br /> GBMS MM 103, 4:45-5:45<br /> <br /> Event: GBGC - Board game night friday, location will be on discord announcements channel, fuck around, find out<br /> <br /> Booth committee: If you would like to be a booth chair, please talk to charles<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Izzy: submit to pravda (discord “Temais#5279”) <br /> <br /> Kaylie: Live at Kremlin (starting next academic year)<br /> <br /> Nick: Did adder<br /> <br /> Howard: Professor is doing research on speech and expressions, survey in schmucks channel<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Playground committee is taking proposals in School of Drama<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: colors GITFO</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20220905&diff=12657 2025-07-26T07:21:44Z

<p>Kevinson: Dredging minutes from the depths of #the-minutes</p> <hr /> <div>meeting 9/5<br /> <br /> kevin: fish<br /> <br /> twain: made pasta, did not hang out with friend<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE!!!!<br /> <br /> cassidy, she/her, sophomore, utah, was at party yesterday<br /> <br /> theo, he/him, freshman, philadelphia, has a dog<br /> <br /> charles: fish as well<br /> <br /> izzy: also made pasta, did hang out with friend, coerced cassidy into coming to gbm<br /> <br /> howard: also also made pasta, also did hang out with friend<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> meal block: 5, corn: 7<br /> <br /> penguin movie of the week: did not watch penguin movies, penguins appeared on google home <br /> <br /> unnecessary additions to penguin movie of the week: learned how to say penguin in italian<br /> <br /> technowizards: kgb needs a technowizard to run a server to serve real purposes, message chood for details<br /> <br /> pinguino movie of the week: google home did not have volume, so it counts as italian<br /> <br /> fake italian accent: fake italian accent<br /> <br /> spirit of spirit of thing to kushal - he will not return the spirit of the spirit of the thing is not his fault<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> charles: motion.<br /> <br /> -dilatory<br /> <br /> tim: motion to the ocean<br /> <br /> mckenna: motion to create committee mr. propaganda machine, purpose: create dalle prompts<br /> <br /> -twain: pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> -passed<br /> <br /> --sold for $3 to mckenna, chaired by all dalle users and all robots<br /> <br /> kushal: what happened to emoji thing<br /> <br /> -it was a standing rule, now sitting<br /> <br /> tim: motion to create committee for espionage, purpose: welcome to a bunch of email lists<br /> <br /> -passed<br /> <br /> sold for $1 to tim, chair: whoever the chairs of the last committee for espionage was <br /> <br /> mckenna: do old committees die or live on forever<br /> <br /> -they die once they're forgotten<br /> <br /> try not to think about it <br /> <br /> twain: motion to create a standing rule: anytime a committee is sold for &gt;$10, kevin must raise his voice for rest of meeting, emoji: 💰 <br /> <br /> friendly <br /> <br /> &quot;raised&quot; specifically means &quot;higher&quot; <br /> <br /> mckenna: append: if you don't want to, spin in place every 5 minutes <br /> <br /> unfriendly, friendly if it stacked <br /> <br /> theo: demonstration? <br /> <br /> kevin: voice crack <br /> <br /> kushal: amend: kevin can raise either pitch or volume as he chooses<br /> <br /> prospekt: amend: pitch/volume can overflow<br /> <br /> howard: amend: physically raise kevin off the ground<br /> <br /> tim: resignation won't save you<br /> <br /> kushal: amend: &quot;kevin&quot; to &quot;chair&quot;<br /> <br /> kushal: demonstration?<br /> <br /> tim: call the question<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> mckenna: motion to pull general body to create dalle prompt<br /> <br /> twain: defer to hivemind<br /> <br /> &quot;the president in an abstract made outfit and his cat propaganda&quot;<br /> <br /> kushal: motion to create standing rule: anytime hivemind reports, it is automatically run through dalle, emoji: :menacing~1: <br /> <br /> twain: fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> mckenna: add max per meeting<br /> <br /> failed<br /> <br /> twain: call for new people<br /> <br /> tin, is, freshman, hong kong, was figure skating champion (TOO INTERESTING) is 18<br /> <br /> twain: motion to ⁠unknown asmr mode as whispering<br /> <br /> twain: motion to create (applause): interrupted by kushal, emoji: 💩 <br /> <br /> mckenna: pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> charles: motion to allocate $420.69 for this week's event <br /> <br /> kushal: not if i can't have any<br /> <br /> charles: motion to amend: also money to ship food to kushal<br /> <br /> -against bylaws<br /> <br /> howard: amend: send pictures of food to kushal<br /> <br /> twain: motion to create old meat committee<br /> <br /> howard: amend: set up separate area for grilling old meat, then send to kushal<br /> <br /> twain: beef?<br /> <br /> mckenna: where is the beef<br /> <br /> twain: leaves the room<br /> <br /> kushal: beef is in kage(?)<br /> <br /> howard: cheese balls are probably attracting cockroaches<br /> <br /> prospekt: motion to name cheese balls &quot;schrodinger's balls&quot;<br /> <br /> tim: call question<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> (pictures of said meat)<br /> <br /> charles: motion to create committee to identify kushal's address, purpose: that<br /> <br /> tim: is it 1 main street<br /> <br /> -no<br /> <br /> tim: is it 2 main street<br /> <br /> -no<br /> <br /> twain: endorsed by find kushal's ssn committee<br /> <br /> tim: is it 12<br /> <br /> -higher<br /> <br /> tim: is it 2b main street<br /> <br /> -no<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> sold for $11 to tim, chair: all residents of main street<br /> <br /> kushal: motion to create committee to find kevin's vocal range upper limit, purpose: to be bid on for experiments <br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> sold for $11 to kushal, chair: kevin, but only in a loud/high voice<br /> <br /> theo: report from just formed committee?<br /> <br /> kevin: fuck you<br /> <br /> howard: motion to create vocal overflow committee, purpose: that<br /> <br /> mckenna: antiseconded<br /> <br /> howard: unfriendly<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> kevin: i'm going to make you all suffer<br /> <br /> sold for $11 to howard, chair: disbanded<br /> <br /> howard: one quick motion to create vocal overflow #2 committee, purpose: that <br /> <br /> -seconded a lot<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> sold for $11 to howard, chair: disbanded 2 <br /> <br /> kevin: voice crack<br /> <br /> kevin: overflow<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> gbms, events on fridays, 9/9 underground tour, meet at 7pm at black chairs<br /> <br /> dress in conspicuously<br /> <br /> technowizard committee is real, talk to chood if interested<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> howard: ghost of vocal overflow committee: it took 3<br /> <br /> charles: kremlin party 9/10 at 8pm until very late<br /> <br /> tim: motion to create broken kevin committee<br /> <br /> kushal: have we broken you kevin<br /> <br /> -a little <br /> <br /> tim: colors<br /> <br /> mckenna: mauve gtfo</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=12656 2025-07-26T07:15:29Z

<p>Kevinson: I am impatient</p> <hr /> <div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br /> <br /> Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br /> <br /> Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br /> <br /> The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br /> <br /> Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br /> ''&quot;I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?&quot;'' -tbroman, September 2011<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, that's why.&quot;'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br /> <br /> The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br /> <br /> Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br /> <br /> And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br /> For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br /> <br /> These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==General Body Meetings==<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20110423‎|2012-04-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120507|2012-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131811|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20132511|2013-11-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130212|2013-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20130912|2013-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20131612|2013-12-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141301|2014-01-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142001|2014-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142701|2014-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140302|2014-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141002|2014-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141702|2014-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20142402|2014-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br /> *[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160425|2016-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160502|2016-05-02]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[Minutes20160829|2016-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160905|2016-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160912|2016-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160919|2016-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20160926|2016-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161003|2016-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161010|2016-10-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161017|2016-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161024|2016-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161031|2016-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161107|2016-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161114|2016-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161128|2016-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161205|2016-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20161212|2016-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170116|2017-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170123|2017-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170130|2017-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170206|2017-02-06]]<br /> <br /> ===2017-2018===<br /> *[[Minutes20170828|2017-08-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170904|2017-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170911|2017-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170918|2017-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20170925|2017-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171009|2017-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171016|2017-10-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171023|2017-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171030|2017-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171106|2017-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171113|2017-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171120|2017-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171127|2017-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171204|2017-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20171211|2017-12-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180116|2018-01-16]]<br /> *[[Mintues20180122|2018-01-22]]<br /> *[[Mintues20180129|2018-01-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180205|2018-02-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180212|2018-02-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180219|2018-02-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180226|2018-02-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180305|2018-03-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180326|2018-03-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180402|2018-04-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180409|2018-04-09]]<br /> *[[Mintues20180423|2018-04-23]]<br /> <br /> ===2018-2019===<br /> *[[Minutes20180430|2018-04-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180507|2018-05-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180827|2018-08-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180903|2018-09-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180910|2018-09-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180917|2018-09-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20180924|2018-09-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181001|2018-10-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181008|2018-10-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181015|2018-10-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181022|2018-10-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181029|2018-10-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181105|2018-11-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181112|2018-11-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181119|2018-11-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181126|2018-11-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20181203|2018-12-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190114|2019-01-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190121|2019-01-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190128|2019-01-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190204|2019-02-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190211|2019-02-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190218|2019-02-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190225|2019-02-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190304|2019-03-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190318|2019-03-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190325|2019-03-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190401|2019-04-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190408|2019-04-08]]<br /> <br /> ===2019-2020===<br /> *[[Minutes20190415|2019-04-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190422|2019-04-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190429|2019-04-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190826|2019-08-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190902|2019-09-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190909|2019-09-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190916|2019-09-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190923|2019-09-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20190930|2019-09-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191007|2019-10-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191014|2019-10-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191021|2019-10-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191028|2019-10-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191104|2019-11-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191111|2019-11-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191118|2019-11-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191202|2019-12-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20191209|2019-12-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200120|2020-01-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200127|2020-01-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200203|2020-02-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200210|2020-02-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200217|2020-02-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200224|2020-02-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200302|2020-03-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200316|2020-03-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200323|2020-03-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200330|2020-03-30]]<br /> <br /> ===2020-2021===<br /> *[[Minutes20200420|2020-04-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200427|2020-04-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200504|2020-05-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200831|2020-08-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200907|2020-09-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200914|2020-09-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200921|2020-09-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20200928|2020-09-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201005|2020-10-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201012|2020-10-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201019|2020-10-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201026|2020-10-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201102|2020-11-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201109|2020-11-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201116|2020-11-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201123|2020-11-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201130|2020-11-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201207|2020-12-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20201214|2020-12-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210201|2021-02-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210208|2021-02-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210215|2021-02-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210222|2021-02-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210301|2021-03-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210308|2021-03-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210315|2021-03-15]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210322|2021-03-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210329|2021-03-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210405|2021-04-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210412|2021-04-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210419|2021-04-19]]<br /> <br /> ===2021-2022===<br /> *[[Minutes20210426|2021-04-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210503|2021-05-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20210510|2021-05-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20211108|2021-11-08]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220117|2022-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220124|2022-01-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220131|2022-01-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220207|2022-02-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220214|2022-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220221|2022-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220228|2022-02-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220314|2022-03-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220321|2022-03-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220328|2022-03-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220404|2022-04-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220411|2022-04-11]]<br /> <br /> ===2022-2023===<br /> *[[Minutes20220418|2022-04-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220425|2022-04-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220502|2022-05-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220829|2022-08-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220905|2022-09-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220912|2022-09-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220919|2022-09-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20220926|2022-09-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221003|2022-10-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221017|2022-10-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221024|2022-10-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221031|2022-10-31]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221107|2022-11-07]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221114|2022-11-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221121|2022-11-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221128|2022-11-28]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221205|2022-12-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20221212|2022-12-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230116|2023-01-16]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230123|2023-01-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230130|2023-01-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230206|2023-02-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230213|2023-02-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230220|2023-02-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230227|2023-02-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230313|2023-03-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230320|2023-03-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230327|2023-03-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230403|2023-04-03]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230410|2023-04-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230417|2023-04-17]]<br /> <br /> ===2023-2024===<br /> *[[Minutes20230424|2023-04-24]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230501a|2023-05-01b]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230501b|2023-05-01a]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230828|2023-08-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230904|2023-09-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230911|2023-09-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230918|2023-09-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20230925|2023-09-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231002|2023-10-02]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231009|2023-10-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231023|2023-10-23]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231030|2023-10-30]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231106|2023-11-06]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231113|2023-11-13]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231120|2023-11-20]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231127|2023-11-27]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231204|2023-12-04]]<br /> *[[Minutes20231211|2023-12-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240122|2024-01-22]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240129|2024-01-29]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240205|2024-02-05]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240212|2024-02-12]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240219|2024-02-19]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240226|2024-02-26]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240311|2024-03-11]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240318|2024-03-18]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240325|2024-03-25]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240401|2024-04-01]]<br /> *[[Minutes20240415|2024-04-15]]<br /> <br /> ==Executive Board Meetings==<br /> <br /> ===2006-2007===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2007-2008===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2008-2009===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2009-2010===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2010-2011===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2011-2012===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2012-2013===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2013-2014===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2014-2015===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ===2015-2016===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160420|2016-04-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160427|2016-04-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2016-2017===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160830|2016-08-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160906|2016-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160913|2016-09-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160920|2016-09-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20160927|2016-09-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161004|2016-10-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161011|2016-10-11]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161018|2016-10-18]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161025|2016-10-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161101|2016-11-01]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161108|2016-11-08]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161115|2016-11-15]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161129|2016-11-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20161206|2016-12-06]]<br /> <br /> ===2017-2018===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20170426|2017-04-26]]<br /> <br /> ===2018-2019===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190116|2019-01-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190206|2019-02-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190213|2019-02-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190220|2019-02-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190306|2019-03-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190320|2019-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20190327|2019-03-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2019-2020===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191009|2019-10-09]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191016|2019-10-16]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191016|2019-10-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191030|2019-10-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191106|2019-11-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191113|2019-11-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191120|2019-11-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20191204|2019-12-04]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200123|2019-01-23]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200130|2019-01-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200206|2019-02-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200213|2019-02-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200220|2019-02-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20200225|2019-02-27]]<br /> <br /> ===2021-2022===<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210422|2021-04-22]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210429|2021-04-29]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210506|2021-05-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210727|2021-07-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210906|2021-09-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20210919|2021-09-19]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211003|2021-10-03]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211010|2021-10-10]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211017|2021-10-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211024|2021-10-24]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211031|2021-10-31]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211107|2021-11-07]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211114|2021-11-14]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211121|2021-11-21]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20211128|2021-11-28]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220117|2022-01-17]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220130|2022-01-30]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220206|2022-02-06]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220213|2022-02-13]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220220|2022-02-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220227|2022-02-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220320|2022-03-20]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220327|2022-03-27]]<br /> *[[MinutesExec20220403|2022-04-03]]<br /> <br /> ==Older Minutes==<br /> The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br /> All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br /> *[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br /> *[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br /> *[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br /> *[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=The_Underground&diff=12606 2025-03-07T07:43:07Z

<p>Kevinson: rip OG UG</p> <hr /> <div>An eatery located in the basement of [[Morewood]] Gardens. It seems to be the type of campus food which everyone either hates or &quot;loves&quot; (tolerates well enough for it to seem like love). <br /> <br /> It was formerly and currently is a good venue for live performances, from (formerly) the AB Underground Subcommittee and (now) someone else. Tricking? Street Stylez? Multiple orgs? I'm not actually sure who.<br /> <br /> Because of its proximity to (the former location of) [[Midway]], it is (was) a popular source of nourishment for [[Booth]] builders.<br /> <br /> Legends has it that the seafood served here is caught fresh from Point State Park.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, the original owners of The Underground decided to close up shop*. Fortunately, some enterprising capitalists heard about this and decided &quot;Hey, let's be The Underground!&quot; They moved in and opened a combination [[Stack'd]]/CHiKN/Melt'd in the fresh corpse of the UG. There was a minor hiccup (foodborne illness + health code inspections + health code violations + closure) in Spring 2024, but I'm pretty sure they got their shit together after that. Well, to an extent.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;I'm pretty sure I heard this was a natural retirement, but I couldn't find any hard evidence of this. Might be in an old 2023 Tartan issue or something. - Kevin S.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Campus features]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Stack%27d&diff=12605 2025-03-07T07:26:29Z

<p>Kevinson: rip UG</p> <hr /> <div>'''Stack'd''' is a burger restaurant that has two locations, one in Shadyside and one in the building that used to house [[Joe Mama's]] in Oakland. It allows people to write their own orders using golf pencils on thick, unlaminated paper menus. It contains an unreasonably loud jukebox.<br /> <br /> After [[The Underground]] (no relation to the [[Underground tour]]) closed, it was reopened as a combination Stack'd/CHiKN/Melt'd, and named &quot;Stack'd Underground&quot;.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Buddy_Cop_Day&diff=12604 2025-02-08T19:47:43Z

<p>Kevinson: Honestly I don't know why Feb 31st is Buddy Cop Day, but this is what the event on the calendar is</p> <hr /> <div>'''Buddy Copy Day''' is February 31st. This has notable conflicts with the existence of leap years.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kevinson&diff=12571 2025-02-01T07:18:29Z

<p>Kevinson: aughhhhhhhhhh my youth</p> <hr /> <div>'''Kevin Song''' ('''kevinson''') is a person who feels awkward when writing articles about himself.<br /> <br /> In 2020, Kevin joined the KGB. This began a series of unfortunate events.<br /> <br /> In 2021, Kevin was CorSec, and probably set the record for the least interactive exec member during GBMs.<br /> <br /> In 2022, Kevin made a lot of Booth posters. Although one of these posters sold for more than a hundred dollars during a [[Useless Stuff Auction]], he continues to regret the monstrosities he has created.<br /> <br /> In 2023, Kevin did nothing notable. Thank god.<br /> <br /> In 2024, Kevin helped dig [[Readme|readme]] out of its 7-year grave, and placed it under the jurisdiction of the KGB (as opposed to the disbanded &quot;AB Publications&quot;). Hopefully it doesn't return to its grave anytime soon.<br /> <br /> In December 2024, Kevin graduated with a masters in ECE, and left the university. Good riddance.<br /> <br /> Kevin should not be trusted with print quota, stickers, or anything bearing adhesive properties. He also should not be trusted with paint, as evidenced by the current state of this god-forsaken campus.<br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> <br /> ===El Presidente, 2023-2024===<br /> Like all good dictators before him, Kevin has rigged this year’s elections in order to secure a second year as president. Sure, it’s perhaps a little suspicious that he received a supermajority of 150% of the vote, but the election proctors assure us that “no foul play was involved.” As the election committee is required to be impartial, all we can do is take them at their word.<br /> <br /> ===President, 2022-2023===<br /> Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing [[Pravda?]] and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power.<br /> <br /> Likes: Finely crafted plans, events running smoothly, the fence<br /> <br /> Dislikes: Rain calls<br /> <br /> ===CorSec, 2021-2022===<br /> Kevin never actually learned how to read, but the people that hired him to write emails for the org haven't realized that yet. He spends his days wandering on campus, staring vacantly at flyers in the UC, and asking you (yes, you) for Pravda? submissions.<br /> <br /> Power: Photoshop Affinity<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[kdulla|Kushal Dulla]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Corresponding Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2021 Officers|2021-2022]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[ishaw|Izzy Shaw]]}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[jamesbyr|James Byrne]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[President]]<br /> |years=[[2022 Officers|2022-2023]]<br /> [[2023 Officers|2023-2024]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[djyin|Daniel Yin]]}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Defectors]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Bennerr&diff=12569 2025-01-24T22:35:16Z

<p>Kevinson: get trouted loser - kevin</p> <hr /> <div>This is my talk page bc i can make one of those fuckers. I am [Falsehood Removed] and the [Falsehood Removed] member of kgb ever. If this isn't true, feel free to edit my talk page. You won't though bc no one will know it exists*. This is my legacy now. Hell yeah.<br /> <br /> EDIT: after some brief research I have come to the conclusion that I am the tenth person to make a user talk page on the kgb wiki. That's good enough for me :)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt; Someone, in fact, did learn that this page exists.<br /> :&lt;nowiki&gt;&gt;:(&lt;/nowiki&gt; - bennerr<br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎HELP‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ how do uou make userboxes‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎[[File:175px-Rainbow trout transparent.png]]‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ pls someone make a template for this im just an english major‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> [[User:Kevinson|Kevinson]] ([[User talk:Kevinson|talk]]) writes:<br /> <br /> My dearest Benner,<br /> <br /> I write to you now in a time of great need. The passage of time has been unkind, and I require your assistance in the perpetual war we wage upon chaos and disorder. More specifically, I humbly request that you update the pages of Treasurers [[noahking|Noah]], and [[rtosh|Ryan]], such that their pages include an officer position box with accurate tenures, plus the biographies that CorSec [[ngaynor|Nathan]] has written for them. If you require a template, Treasurer [[skroneme|Theo's]] page should provide an apt example. I would do it myself, but I am bedridden with illness (lazy), and also I just want someone else to go through the motions of updating officers on the wiki.<br /> <br /> Your humble servant,<br /> <br /> kevinson - 13:15, 2024-11-19<br /> ::It shall be done. - [[Bennerr]], 13:22, 2024-11-19</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=File:175px-Rainbow_trout_transparent.png&diff=12568 2025-01-24T22:20:27Z

<p>Kevinson: A picture of a trout, sourced from Wikipedia. You feel compelled to whack someone with it.</p> <hr /> <div>A picture of a trout, sourced from Wikipedia.<br /> You feel compelled to whack someone with it.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Roselawn_7&diff=12567 2024-12-24T19:31:43Z

<p>Kevinson: added some links</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;The '''Roselawn Seven'''&quot; is the nickname commonly applied to a group of KGB members, a detachment of the 501st Scout Artillery, who were killed in combat on August 25, 1996. They voluntarily remained in the line of fire to cover the retreat of the remainder of their unit; their sacrifice permitted the rest of the 501st to escape destruction, and has often been cited as the turning point, both in morale and strategy, of the war.<br /> <br /> A plaque commemorating the Roselawn Seven was erected on the tenth anniversary of the battle, but its location is a closely guarded secret.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, due to losses in institutional knowledge, this paragraph is being added as genuine, unironic context. Roselawn 7 is one of the student houses located along the Roselawn Terrace. The Roselawn houses are generally 5-person dorms akin to townhouses. Before the Covid-19 pandemic, housing policy allowed students the option to retain their current housing for the upcoming year, and furthermore, to choose which students became future tenants of the dorm. This resulted in several student organizations retaining a sort of control over specific dorms, and so KGB had control over Roselawn 7. The house was also used as the site of parties, nicknamed 'R7's, and presumably for post-CTFWS or Carnival or whatever the occasion may have been. Unfortunately, the Covid-19 pandemic resulted in the ejection of student housing residents from campus, housing policy changed such that students are no longer guaranteed the option to retain their current housing, and [[The Kremlin|Kremlin]] became the common site of parties (thus named 'RKremlin's). As a side note, [[liamt|Liam]]'s stuff and KGB items from Roselawn 7 were disposed of by university custodians. Alas...<br /> <br /> See also:<br /> *[[Committee To Burn Down Roselawn 7]]<br /> *[[Committee Not To Burn Down Roselawn 7]]<br /> <br /> <br /> [[category:Buildings]]<br /> [[category:KGB Domiciles]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Emoji&diff=12566 2024-12-24T19:28:50Z

<p>Kevinson: added category</p> <hr /> <div>An '''emoji''' is a pictogram that is used in digital conversation to convey some sort of meaning.<br /> <br /> In 2020-2021, the COVID-19 pandemic forced GBMs and events to be held virtually, usually over Discord. This allowed emojis to be used during meetings. The frequent usage of emojis during meetings would influence the creation of some emoji-based standing rules in 2021-2022, when meetings returned to an in-person format.<br /> <br /> Some notable emojis included Pot of Greed, &quot;Pot of [[Dhreed]]&quot;, Shield (KGB's crest), Octoplus/Octominus, and [[Luigi]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Inside jokes]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Emoji&diff=12565 2024-12-24T19:28:09Z

<p>Kevinson: Defined the relevance of emojis</p> <hr /> <div>An '''emoji''' is a pictogram that is used in digital conversation to convey some sort of meaning.<br /> <br /> In 2020-2021, the COVID-19 pandemic forced GBMs and events to be held virtually, usually over Discord. This allowed emojis to be used during meetings. The frequent usage of emojis during meetings would influence the creation of some emoji-based standing rules in 2021-2022, when meetings returned to an in-person format.<br /> <br /> Some notable emojis included Pot of Greed, &quot;Pot of [[Dhreed]]&quot;, Shield (KGB's crest), Octoplus/Octominus, and [[Luigi]].</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Bennerr&diff=12559 2024-11-19T18:15:29Z

<p>Kevinson: help - kevinson</p> <hr /> <div>This is my talk page bc i can make one of those fuckers. I am [Falsehood Removed] and the [Falsehood Removed] member of kgb ever. If this isn't true, feel free to edit my talk page. You won't though bc no one will know it exists*. This is my legacy now. Hell yeah.<br /> <br /> EDIT: after some brief research I have come to the conclusion that I am the tenth person to make a user talk page on the kgb wiki. That's good enough for me :)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt; Someone, in fact, did learn that this page exists.<br /> :&lt;nowiki&gt;&gt;:(&lt;/nowiki&gt; - bennerr<br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎HELP‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ how do uou make userboxes‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎[insert trout here]‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ pls someone make a template for this im just an english major‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> [[User:Kevinson|Kevinson]] ([[User talk:Kevinson|talk]]) writes:<br /> <br /> My dearest Benner,<br /> <br /> I write to you now in a time of great need. The passage of time has been unkind, and I require your assistance in the perpetual war we wage upon chaos and disorder. More specifically, I humbly request that you update the pages of Treasurers [[noahking|Noah]], and [[rtosh|Ryan]], such that their pages include an officer position box with accurate tenures, plus the biographies that CorSec [[ngaynor|Nathan]] has written for them. If you require a template, Treasurer [[skroneme|Theo's]] page should provide an apt example. I would do it myself, but I am bedridden with illness (lazy), and also I just want someone else to go through the motions of updating officers on the wiki.<br /> <br /> Your humble servant,<br /> <br /> kevinson - 13:15, 2024-11-19</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Solidarity_Forever_Fund&diff=12557 2024-11-19T02:57:41Z

<p>Kevinson: never forget or some shit</p> <hr /> <div>The '''Solidarity Forever Fund''' was an attempt to create an endowment for the CMU KGB. <br /> <br /> Based on hazy recollections and sparse minutes, it appears that sometime during the 2017-2018 school year, a fundraiser was held to create an endowment, which would provide the org with a steady source of funds for its nefarious purposes. Although upwards of $15k dollarooskis were pledges, the fund did not hit its target, and the endowment was not created/achieved. KGB did get to keep the raised money though, which would've been a cool thing, but I'm pretty sure exec has already spent it all in Vegas already. Alas.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Readme&diff=12549 2024-11-14T01:57:02Z

<p>Kevinson: the readme lore must be documented</p> <hr /> <div>[[readme]] is a satirical newsletter on campus. It's a lot better than [[The Tartan]] and almost as awesome as [[Pravda?]]. Before 2024, readme was a subcommittee of the Activities Board, titled &quot;AB Publications&quot;. However, AB Publications was dissolved along with several other AB committees, though shards of their existences remain in the nooks and crannies of AFS and the Greater Web.<br /> <br /> They have a [https://cmureadme.com/ website]!<br /> <br /> [[eforney]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2011 Officers|year]] she served as [[President]] of the [[KGB]].<br /> <br /> <br /> [[rbullen rkuhn|Rachel]] (BUT WHICH ONE???), [[ikrislov|Ivy]], and [[Vis]] took up leadership with two other non-KGB members, thus continuing the total encompassing of readme in KGB.<br /> <br /> Other KGB/readme members: [[anbrown]], [[memcginn]], [[fwatson]], occasionally [[Bubbles]], occasionally [[tbroman]].<br /> <br /> Update: The fact that [[eforney]] has not spontaneously combusted due to being on the boards of everything forever is yet another thing that has stumped the [[:Category:Physicists|Physicists]]. I am not saying that their field is becoming more and more lame because it has not yet gotten a person on mars or invented a TARDIS, but actually, yes I am.<br /> <br /> Well, obviously I'm a Time Lady --[[User:Eforney|eforney]] 14:00, 16 January 2013 (EST)<br /> <br /> [[Rin]] was the Editor-in-Chef the same [[2016 Officers|year]] she served as [[CorSec]]. Around this time, Dylan Vrana, Skye Toor, Mark Saporta, Cameron Wong, (Fable?), Nick Rauen, and other KGB affiliates were common writers.<br /> <br /> According to kevinson, it is believed that readme ceased publishing during or after fall of 2017. Elizabeth Koch (a director of SLICE, and readme's former advisor) stated that this occurred due to a lack of writer interest (rather than factors such as funding). Though JFC budgets exist for the fiscal years of 2018 and 2019, it is likely that the money was allocated, but never used.<br /> <br /> After languishing a few years in discontinuation, readme was brought back in 2024 thanks to a concerted effort from then president [[kevinson|Kevin Song]] and slightly concerning member [[User:evj|Eshaan]]. The two took over readme from the Activities Board and printed the first issue of New readme (sponsored by New Coke), on Feb 1st 2024. Consistent backlash from Mothers Against Drunk Driving may cause readme to go under once more, but as of now, the paper continues to cause misfortune. This iteration of readme also has plans to produce sketch comedy videos and a radio show.<br /> <br /> [[bennerr|Benner]] repeatedly argues that she only joined because she was promised 5 bushels of corn an issue, however some unfortunate blackmail regarding thousands of marbles being released down the Baker/Porter hallway has kept her in line for now.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Reidstar&diff=12548 2024-10-23T04:48:22Z

<p>Kevinson: moment</p> <hr /> <div>'''Reid''' is a person who hasn't updated their bio.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Reidstar&diff=12547 2024-10-23T04:47:54Z

<p>Kevinson: nvm i didn't realize this was the user page</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Reidstar]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Reidstar&diff=12546 2024-10-23T04:47:14Z

<p>Kevinson: Invented the idea of Reid</p> <hr /> <div>'''Reid''' is a person who hasn't updated their bio.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=2024_Officers&diff=12545 2024-10-15T15:21:55Z

<p>Kevinson: treasurer history</p> <hr /> <div>President - [[djyin|Daniel Yin]]<br /> <br /> First Vice President - [[bennerr|Benner Rogers]]<br /> <br /> Second Vice President - [[eplin|Teddy Lin]]<br /> <br /> Corresponding Secretary - [[ngaynor|Nathan Gaynor]]<br /> <br /> Recording Secretary - [[jholz|Julia Holz]]<br /> <br /> Treasurer - [[noahking|Noah King]] (April - August) / [[rtosh|Ryan Tosh]] (September - April)<br /> <br /> Sergeant at Arms - [[isaacw|Isaac Williamson]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{start box}}<br /> {{succession box|title=[[2024 Officers]]|before=[[2023 Officers]]|after=[[2025 Officers]]}}<br /> {{end box}}<br /> <br /> [[category:Officers]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Rtosh&diff=12543 2024-10-08T20:57:46Z

<p>Kevinson: redirect added</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[Rtosh]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Rtosh&diff=12542 2024-10-08T20:57:22Z

<p>Kevinson: page created!</p> <hr /> <div>'''Ryan Tosh''' is a person who hasn't updated their bio.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Bennerr&diff=12541 2024-10-08T20:01:06Z

<p>Kevinson: i messed it up, sorry - kevin</p> <hr /> <div>This is my talk page bc i can make one of those fuckers. I am [Falsehood Removed] and the [Falsehood Removed] member of kgb ever. If this isn't true, feel free to edit my talk page. You won't though bc no one will know it exists*. This is my legacy now. Hell yeah.<br /> <br /> EDIT: after some brief research I have come to the conclusion that I am the tenth person to make a user talk page on the kgb wiki. That's good enough for me :)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt; Someone, in fact, did learn that this page exists.<br /> :&lt;nowiki&gt;&gt;:(&lt;/nowiki&gt; - bennerr<br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎HELP‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ how do uou make userboxes‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎[insert trout here]‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ pls someone make a template for this im just an english major‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Bennerr&diff=12540 2024-10-08T19:53:44Z

<p>Kevinson: Reverted edits by Bennerr (talk) to last revision by Kevinson</p> <hr /> <div>This is my talk page bc i can make one of those fuckers. I am [Falsehood Removed] and the [Falsehood Removed] member of kgb ever. If this isn't true, feel free to edit my talk page. You won't though bc no one will know it exists*. This is my legacy now. Hell yeah.<br /> <br /> EDIT: after some brief research I have come to the conclusion that I am the tenth person to make a user talk page on the kgb wiki. That's good enough for me :)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt; Someone, in fact, did learn that this page exists.<br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎HELP‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ how do uou make userboxes‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎[insert trout here]‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ pls someone make a template for this im just an english major‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Bennerr&diff=12535 2024-10-08T16:22:31Z

<p>Kevinson: formatting fix</p> <hr /> <div>This is my talk page bc i can make one of those fuckers. I am [Falsehood Removed] and the [Falsehood Removed] member of kgb ever. If this isn't true, feel free to edit my talk page. You won't though bc no one will know it exists*. This is my legacy now. Hell yeah.<br /> <br /> EDIT: after some brief research I have come to the conclusion that I am the tenth person to make a user talk page on the kgb wiki. That's good enough for me :)<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt; Someone, in fact, did learn that this page exists.<br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎HELP‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ how do uou make userboxes‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎[insert trout here]‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ pls someone make a template for this im just an english major‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Bennerr&diff=12534 2024-10-08T16:20:00Z

<p>Kevinson: Falsehood Removed</p> <hr /> <div>This is my talk page bc i can make one of those fuckers. I am [Falsehood Removed] and the [Falsehood Removed] member of kgb ever. If this isn't true, feel free to edit my talk page. You won't though bc no one will know it exists*. This is my legacy now. Hell yeah.<br /> <br /> EDIT: after some brief research I have come to the conclusion that I am the tenth person to make a user talk page on the kgb wiki. That's good enough for me :)<br /> <br /> *Someone, in fact, did learn that this page exists.<br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎HELP‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ how do uou make userboxes‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;table id=&quot;resulttable&quot; class=&quot;userbox&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(153, 153, 153);&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultid&quot; class=&quot;id&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(221, 221, 221); line-height: 3.5em;&quot;&gt;‎[insert trout here]‎ &lt;/td&gt; <br /> &lt;td id=&quot;resultinfo&quot; class=&quot;info&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid rgb(153, 153, 153); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background: rgb(238, 238, 238); line-height: 1.2em;&quot;&gt;‎ pls someone make a template for this im just an english major‎ ‎ &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kevin%27s_Nuclear_Discretionary_Fund&diff=12529 2024-09-26T01:08:51Z

<p>Kevinson: adding my nuke fund - kevin</p> <hr /> <div>[[Kevin's Nuclear Discretionary Fund]] is well on its way to becoming the world's greatest nuclear power. Once it accrues enough money to buy a nuke, [[kevinson|Kevin]] will ___<br /> <br /> TODO: figure out what to do with nuke. probably something to do with France</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Committee_To_Find_or_Build_a_Fucking_Theremin&diff=12528 2024-09-26T01:01:14Z

<p>Kevinson: spelling error?</p> <hr /> <div>The [[Committee To Find or Build a Fucking Theremin]] was created in 2004 by [[gwillen]]. Its purpose is semi-self-explanatory.<br /> <br /> A theremin was obtained for the purposes of [[Booth 2008]] and was considered hugely popular. The committee was not necessarily involved in its purchase, as it lacks the moxie to do any fucking.<br /> <br /> A fucking theremin should not be confused with [[The Hunt For Red Fucked-Over]].<br /> <br /> The committee is chaired by [[gwillen]] and [[Drquuxum]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:Committees]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kevinson&diff=12527 2024-09-24T23:28:25Z

<p>Kevinson: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Kevin Song''' ('''kevinson''') is a person who feels awkward when writing articles about himself.<br /> <br /> In 2020, Kevin joined the KGB. This began a series of unfortunate events.<br /> <br /> In 2021, Kevin was CorSec, and probably set the record for the least interactive exec member during GBMs.<br /> <br /> In 2022, Kevin made a lot of Booth posters. Although one of these posters sold for more than a hundred dollars during a [[Useless Stuff Auction]], he continues to regret the monstrosities he has created.<br /> <br /> In 2023, Kevin did nothing notable. Thank god.<br /> <br /> In 2024, Kevin helped dig [[Readme|readme]] out of its 7-year grave, and placed it under the jurisdiction of the KGB (as opposed to the disbanded &quot;AB Publications&quot;). Hopefully it doesn't return to its grave anytime soon.<br /> <br /> In December 2024, Kevin graduated with a masters in ECE, and left the university. Good riddance.<br /> <br /> Kevin should not be trusted with print quota, stickers, or anything bearing adhesive properties. He also should not be trusted with paint, as evidenced by the current state of this god-forsaken campus.<br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> <br /> ===El Presidente, 2023-2024===<br /> Like all good dictators before him, Kevin has rigged this year’s elections in order to secure a second year as president. Sure, it’s perhaps a little suspicious that he received a supermajority of 150% of the vote, but the election proctors assure us that “no foul play was involved.” As the election committee is required to be impartial, all we can do is take them at their word.<br /> <br /> ===President, 2022-2023===<br /> Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing [[Pravda?]] and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power.<br /> <br /> Likes: Finely crafted plans, events running smoothly, the fence<br /> <br /> Dislikes: Rain calls<br /> <br /> ===CorSec, 2021-2022===<br /> Kevin never actually learned how to read, but the people that hired him to write emails for the org haven't realized that yet. He spends his days wandering on campus, staring vacantly at flyers in the UC, and asking you (yes, you) for Pravda? submissions.<br /> <br /> Power: Photoshop Affinity<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[kdulla|Kushal Dulla]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Corresponding Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2021 Officers|2021-2022]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[ishaw|Izzy Shaw]]}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[jamesbyr|James Byrne]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[President]]<br /> |years=[[2022 Officers|2022-2023]]<br /> [[2023 Officers|2023-2024]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[djyin|Daniel Yin]]}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Luigi&diff=12512 2024-08-25T23:11:21Z

<p>Kevinson: Created page with &quot;If you see '''Luigi''', it's probably actually just Kushal in disguise. Alternatively, &quot;Bad Luigi&quot; refers to a variant of Badugi, which is a variant of poker. The...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>If you see '''Luigi''', it's probably actually just [[kdulla|Kushal]] in disguise.<br /> <br /> Alternatively, &quot;Bad Luigi&quot; refers to a variant of Badugi, which is a variant of poker. The &quot;Bad Luigi&quot; variant of Badugi is played as normal Badugi, but with a dealer in a [[Luigi]] costume.</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Zhengham&diff=12511 2024-07-30T06:09:42Z

<p>Kevinson: minor fix to the chronology</p> <hr /> <div>'''Howard Ma''' is a person. More content here, please.<br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> <br /> ===TWOVeep, 2023-2024===<br /> After using his patented '''Magic Trick™''' to make our money disappear during his time as treasurer, Howie is now looking to do the same thing to our events. While the rest of us are somewhat concerned as to the fun value of making every event find the event minus the event, Howie assures us that the real fun of KGB events is the friends we make along the way.<br /> <br /> ===Treasurer, 2022-2023===<br /> As Treasurer, Howard has one of the most important and hardest jobs in all of Exec: managing money. He must defend KGB’s funds from those who would misuse them, as well as defend himself from the onslaught of coins thrown at him week after week.<br /> <br /> Likes: Economic theory, jokes about tax evasion, rare coins<br /> <br /> Dislikes: Summit Cola<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[yicheng3|Oliver Li]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Treasurer]]<br /> |years=[[2022 Officers|2022-2023]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[skroneme|Theo Kronemer]]}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[chood|Charles Hood]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]<br /> |years=[[2023 Officers|2023-2024 (Apr-Oct)]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[djyin|Daniel Yin]]}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kevinson&diff=12510 2024-06-28T05:03:39Z

<p>Kevinson: added link to readme</p> <hr /> <div>'''Kevin Song''' ('''kevinson''') is a person who feels awkward when writing articles about himself.<br /> <br /> In 2020, Kevin joined the KGB. This began a series of unfortunate events.<br /> <br /> In 2021, Kevin was CorSec, and probably set the record for the least interactive exec member during GBMs.<br /> <br /> In 2022, Kevin made a lot of Booth posters. Although one of these posters sold for more than a hundred dollars during a [[Useless Stuff Auction]], he continues to regret the monstrosities he has created.<br /> <br /> In 2023, Kevin did nothing notable. Thank god.<br /> <br /> In 2024, Kevin helped dig [[Readme|readme]] out of its 7-year grave, and placed it under the jurisdiction of the KGB (as opposed to the disbanded &quot;AB Publications&quot;). Hopefully it doesn't return to its grave anytime soon.<br /> <br /> Kevin should not be trusted with print quota, stickers, or anything bearing adhesive properties. He also should not be trusted with paint, as evidenced by the current state of this god-forsaken campus.<br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> <br /> ===El Presidente, 2023-2024===<br /> Like all good dictators before him, Kevin has rigged this year’s elections in order to secure a second year as president. Sure, it’s perhaps a little suspicious that he received a supermajority of 150% of the vote, but the election proctors assure us that “no foul play was involved.” As the election committee is required to be impartial, all we can do is take them at their word.<br /> <br /> ===President, 2022-2023===<br /> Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing [[Pravda?]] and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power.<br /> <br /> Likes: Finely crafted plans, events running smoothly, the fence<br /> <br /> Dislikes: Rain calls<br /> <br /> ===CorSec, 2021-2022===<br /> Kevin never actually learned how to read, but the people that hired him to write emails for the org haven't realized that yet. He spends his days wandering on campus, staring vacantly at flyers in the UC, and asking you (yes, you) for Pravda? submissions.<br /> <br /> Power: Photoshop Affinity<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[kdulla|Kushal Dulla]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Corresponding Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2021 Officers|2021-2022]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[ishaw|Izzy Shaw]]}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[jamesbyr|James Byrne]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[President]]<br /> |years=[[2022 Officers|2022-2023]]<br /> [[2023 Officers|2023-2024]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[djyin|Daniel Yin]]}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Architect%27s_Leap&diff=12509 2024-05-27T22:22:48Z

<p>Kevinson: a few links added</p> <hr /> <div>This stairwell in [[Wean]] is located in the Southwest corner of the building, and goes from the third floor to the eighth, formerly with a substantial amount of space open in the middle of the spiral. The length and unobscured nature of the drop, as well as its former proximity to the School of Architecture studios, have led to the appellation '''&quot;Architect's Leap&quot;'''. The stairwell was previously marked by a poem that described its function:<br /> <br /> If you're feeling like a jerk<br /> 'cause your project just won't work<br /> Go ahead and take the leap<br /> Then finally you'll get some sleep<br /> Burma Shave<br /> <br /> In reality however, the number of inanimate objects that make the leap dwarfs the number of those animate. The battered wreckage of any of a number of objects can be found at the bottom of the leap, with interesting examples including VAXen, an ice sculpture, paint, several gross of &quot;superballs&quot;, an poorly functioning copy machine, and a garbage can full of sawdust.<br /> <br /> It used to be that an large, unfettered tank of liquid nitrogen was helpfully placed in the 3400 corridor, right by the doorway of the bottom of the leap. (See [[Fruit of the Month Club]].)<br /> <br /> In late 2009, the center shaft of this stairwell was enclosed with drywall after the tragic death of a Carnegie Mellon student.<br /> <br /> Some External References: <br /> * https://everything2.com/title/Architect%2527s+Leap<br /> * https://www.flickr.com/photos/kmohnkern/13821550/in/photostream/<br /> * https://mydaddidntliketheurl.blogspot.com/2009/08/architects-leap.html<br /> <br /> [[Category:Campus features]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Current_officers&diff=12508 2024-05-16T01:57:45Z

<p>Kevinson: new year new exec</p> <hr /> <div>#REDIRECT [[2024 Officers]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=The_Dino_Game_(Booth)&diff=12507 2024-05-15T23:52:55Z

<p>Kevinson: the unrelenting passage of time has yielded us a new booth</p> <hr /> <div>[[KGB]]'s [[2023 Officers|2024]] [[Booth]]. The [[Carnival]] theme was &quot;Arcade&quot;. Our chairs for this year were, [[jpwang2]], [[kgurusha]], [[acacciat]], [[ejchapma]], [[skroneme]], and [[eplin]], who led us to complete a single-story Blitz booth on [[Midway]].<br /> <br /> The Dino Game is a browser-based arcade game, which can be accessed when Google Chrome is unable to connect to the internet. The player controls a dinosaur, which must jump over cacti and low-flying pterodactyls. Although public reception was great, it is suspected that this theme did not land with the judges.<br /> <br /> The booth featured a nearly monochrome, pixel-art aesthetic, with sharp contrast from red pixels and lighting representing fires. The outside of the booth featured pixelated murals of running dinosaurs, with a porch that housed a large cardboard dinosaur statue, named Karl. The inside of the booth features a long hallway with an inverted color palette (black background, white dinosaur outlines), red overhead lighting with a meteor at the end of the hallway, and a white projector room where we housed our game: a recreation of the Dino Game.<br /> <br /> This Dino Game recreation was written by [[eplin|Teddy]]. It begins with a cutscene of a dinosaur attempting to sneak up on a sleeping Scotty Dog, only to be crushed by a meteor. Many dinosaurs then flee across the screen, while Scotty jumps out of a mound and begins running. The player then controls Scotty, jumping over the other fleeing dinosaurs as the endless runner mechanic. [[acacciat|Anthony]] composed actual music for the game, with motifs taken from &quot;Solidarity Forever&quot;. The game was played with a pressure mat, so that participants would jump in real life to make Scotty jump in the game. The game prize was a dinosaur sticker.<br /> <br /> Link: https://one-kappa-tea.itch.io/totally-just-the-chrome-dino-game<br /> <br /> Due to heavy rainfall and wind, Midway was closed on Thursday, and the roof was re-tar-papered on Thursday night/Friday morning.<br /> <br /> == Notable features ==<br /> <br /> * The long interior wall -&gt; &quot;longer&quot; booth<br /> * Blacklight usage with UV-glowing paint<br /> * A real video game! (https://one-kappa-tea.itch.io/totally-just-the-chrome-dino-game)<br /> <br /> == Things learned ==<br /> <br /> * Tar paper isn't very good at waterproofing a flat roof, although the rain was worse than usual.<br /> * If we want to win, we need to pander more to the elder judges. Whether or not we're willing to do this is uncertain.<br /> * While the number of build week builders was an improvement from last year, we need to improve recruitment and build attendance before then.<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Monopoly (Booth)]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Booth]]|years=2024}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$BOOTH}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Booth]]</div>

Kevinson https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Monopoly_(Booth)&diff=12506 2024-05-15T23:28:37Z

<p>Kevinson: the unrelenting passage of time has yielded us a new booth</p> <hr /> <div>[[KGB]]'s [[2022 Officers|2023]] [[Booth]]. The [[Carnival]] theme was &quot;Scotty in Wonderland&quot; (which [[kevinson]] is still peeved about). This was KGB's second booth since 2018, which meant that only a few people had any idea what they were doing. Fortunately, our six chairs, [[chood]], [[mckennab]], [[zhengham]], [[acacciat]], [[ejchapma]], and [[eplin]], led us to complete a single-story Blitz booth on [[Midway]].<br /> <br /> The booth featured vibrant murals of a Monopoly (the game)-like board, from the eye-level of the houses on the board. Entering the booth would reveal the inside of a dull, corporate tax-filing/(tax-evasion?) office, with a passage-way into a dark tunnel lined with corporate slogans and Monopoly (the game) spaces representing campus buildings. The end of the tunnel would return participants to the office-setting, where participants could then become two players of a water-cooler fishing game, with a prize of [[KGBitcoin|a plastic coin]] if the players could fish the washer out of the cooler.<br /> <br /> == Notable features ==<br /> <br /> * A long interior wall -&gt; &quot;longer&quot; booth<br /> * Blacklight usage with UV-glowing paint<br /> <br /> == Things learned ==<br /> <br /> * JSA is scary good at booth<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Breaking into the Homes of Hollywood Stars]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Booth]]|years=2023}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[The Dino Game (Booth)]]}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Booth]]</div>

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