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2017-10-18T22:18:36Z

Kfair: /* Of "Current" Interest */

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2017 Officers|Officers for 2017–2018]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

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Main Page

2017-04-26T18:57:57Z

Kfair: Reverted edits by Scunning (talk) to last revision by Kfair

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2016 Officers|Officers for 2016–2017]]
* [[Get Board Get Carded]]
* [[Ice cream socialism]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

Ian

2017-02-09T17:37:37Z

Kfair:

'''Ian Griswold'''. Discount version of [[Harry]]. Now available in colors other than rainbow.

Ian became Sergeant at Arms in February [[2016 Officers|2017]] after [[Nika]] resigned.

===Officer Dossiers:===

====Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017====

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]
[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$S@A}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]

Ian

2017-02-09T17:36:07Z

Kfair:

Ian

2017-02-09T17:35:36Z

Kfair:

'''Ian Griswold'''. Discount version of [[Harry]]. Now available in colors other than rainbow. Ian became Sergeant at Arms in February 2017 after [[Nika]] resigned.

===Officer Dossiers:===

====Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017====

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]
[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$S@A}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]

Ian

2017-02-09T17:34:15Z

Kfair:

'''Ian Griswold'''. Discount version of [[Harry]]. Now available in colors other than rainbow.

===Officer Dossiers:===

====Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017====

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]
[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$S@A}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]

Ian

2017-02-09T17:33:02Z

Kfair:

'''Ian Griswold'''. Discount version of [[Harry]]. Now available in colors other than rainbow.

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]
[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$S@A}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:30:11Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[afrieder|Alex Frieder]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]
[[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$2VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:29:59Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[afrieder|Alex Frieder]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]] [[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$2VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:29:42Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[afrieder|Alex Frieder]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]
[[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$2VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:28:55Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[afrieder|Alex Frieder]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$2VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:28:39Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[afrieder|Alex Frieder]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s-bef|}}
{{s-ttl|}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$2VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:28:13Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[afrieder|Alex Frieder]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s}}
{{s}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$2VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:27:39Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[afrieder|Alex Frieder]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s-bef}}
{{s-ttl}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$2VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:26:23Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[afrieder|Alex Frieder]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Nika|Nika Postnikov]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Ian|Ian Griswold]]}}
|-
{{s-bef|before=[[jlareau|Dillon Lareau]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$2VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

Murphy

2017-02-09T17:25:33Z

Kfair:

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of probably rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music and hiking. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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[[Category:Members]]
[[Category:Current Members]]
[[Category:Officers]]
[[Category:Michaels]]

2016 Officers

2017-02-09T17:24:30Z

Kfair:

[[President]] - [[Skye|Skye Toor]]

[[First Vice President]] - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

[[Second Vice President]] - [[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]

[[Corresponding Secretary]] - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

[[Recording Secretary]] - [[Harry|Harry Fernandez]]

[[Treasurer]] - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

[[Sergeant at Arms]] - [[Nika|Nika Postnikov]] / [[Ian|Ian Griswold]]

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[[category:Officers]]

2016 Officers

2017-02-09T17:23:34Z

Kfair:

[[President]] - [[Skye|Skye Toor]]

[[First Vice President]] - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

[[Second Vice President]] - [[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]

[[Corresponding Secretary]] - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

[[Recording Secretary]] - [[Harry|Harry Fernandez]]

[[Treasurer]] - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

[[Sergeant at Arms]] - Nika Postnikov / [[Ian|Ian Griswold]]

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[[category:Officers]]

2016 Officers

2017-02-09T17:22:56Z

Kfair:

[[President]] - [[Skye|Skye Toor]]

[[First Vice President]] - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

[[Second Vice President]] - [[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]

[[Corresponding Secretary]] - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

[[Recording Secretary]] - [[Harry|Harry Fernandez]]

[[Treasurer]] - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

[[Sergeant at Arms]] - Nika Postnikov / [[igriswol|Ian Griswold]]

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{{succession box|title=[[2016 Officers]]|before=[[2015 Officers]]|after=[[2017 Officers]]}}
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[[category:Officers]]

Main Page

2017-02-07T03:29:33Z

Kfair:

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2016 Officers|Officers for 2016–2017]]
* [[Get Board Get Carded]]
* [[Ice cream socialism]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

Ice cream socialism

2017-02-07T03:29:05Z

Kfair: Created page with "KGB's liquid nitrogen event. Make ice cream and other fun things in liquid nitrogen. Also bring David Anderson cookies because he is the best."

KGB's liquid nitrogen event. Make ice cream and other fun things in liquid nitrogen. Also bring David Anderson cookies because he is the best.

Main Page

2017-02-07T03:27:51Z

Kfair: /* Of "Current" Interest */

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2016 Officers|Officers for 2016–2017]]
* [[Get Board Get Carded]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

2016 Officers

2017-01-26T13:31:26Z

Kfair:

[[President]] - [[Skye|Skye Toor]]

[[First Vice President]] - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

[[Second Vice President]] - [[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]

[[Corresponding Secretary]] - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

[[Recording Secretary]] - [[Harry|Harry Fernandez]]

[[Treasurer]] - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

[[Sergeant at Arms]] - Nika

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2016 Officers

2017-01-26T13:31:12Z

Kfair:

[[President]] - [[Skye|Skye Toor]]

[[First Vice President]] - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

[[Second Vice President]] - [[Murphy|Michael Murphy]]

[[Corresponding Secretary]] - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

[[Recording Secretary]] - [[Harry|Harry Fernandez]]

[[Treasurer]] - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

[[Sergeant at Arms]] - '''Nika'''

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[[category:Officers]]

Rin

2016-11-11T00:34:20Z

Kfair:

'''Rin Fair''', also known as Rinaissance Fair, is a multi-colored unicorn who likes to sit quietly at the back of [[KGB]] [[Meetings]] and listen to other people make funny jokes. After becoming an officer, she instead began to sit quietly at the front of KGB Meetings and listen to other people make funny jokes.

She is the Editor-in-Chef of [[readme]] and a [[booth]] chair (see [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]).

===Officer Dossiers:===

====CorSec, 2016-2017====
Rin is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheQuietOne The Quiet One] of the KGB. She prefers to sit and listen during GBMs and perform her officer duties in writing, distributing her Pravda? instead of actually “speaking.”
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PomPomGirl Pom Pom Girl]: Despite being usually quiet, Rin is very enthusiastic about everything. She will back your ideas and support your endeavors without actually initiating her own things.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFashionista The Fashionista]: While she’s often too lazy to appear presentable, she has strong opinions about fashion and hair and will discuss endlessly if you mention wanting to dye yours.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdorableAbomination Adorable Abomination]: She may look cute and sweet, but if you get to know her you will soon discover that she is a terrible human being. In fact, scratch that. She isn’t a real person.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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{{s-ttl|title=[[Corresponding Secretary]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$CORSEC}}
{{end}}
[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]][[Category:Booth Chairs]]

Shempton

2016-11-11T00:33:41Z

Kfair:

'''Sarah Hempton''' is a [[booth]] chair (see [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]).

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Booth Chairs]]

Dylan

2016-11-11T00:32:31Z

Kfair:

'''Dylan''' (formerly pronounced "Die-lan") is a large [[booth]] chair (see [[Octodad]], [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]) and owner of the Swear of the Week Club.

He is known for his broad shoulders, deep voice, and masterful [[Dungeon Master|DMing]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====1VP, 2016-2017====
Dylan is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFace The Face] of the KGB. Within five minutes of meeting him, you will find yourself signed up to be a booth chair and a Zombies mod on your way to your first GBM.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Dylan is physically huge, towering over most of exec and booming at everyone in his deep voice.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GentleGiant Gentle Giant]: Moreover, he has a big heart and is a loyal friend, always willing to lend an ear to a komrade in distress.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Mad Scientist]: Does anyone actually understand what he does all day? What even is computational biology? I don’t like that gleam in his eye...

Written by: [[Rin]]

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|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$1VP}}
{{end}}

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]][[Category:Booth Chairs]]

Topple The Czar: The Return

2016-11-11T00:30:25Z

Kfair:

[[KGB]]'s [[2016 Officers|2017]] [[Booth]]. The [[carnival]] theme was "Timehop" so naturally KGB had to timehop back to THE REVOLUTION and to its second booth ever as well as first [[:Category:FIRST PLACE|first place]] booth from [[1989 Officers|1990]], [[Topple The Czar]].

Booth chairs: [[dylan|Dylan Vrana]], [[shempton|Sarah Hempton]], [[rin|Rin Fair]]

==Notable Features==

==Things Learned==

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{{s-ttl|title=[[Booth]]
|years=2016}}
{{s-aft|after=$BOOTH}}
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[[Category:Booth]]

Topple The Czar: The Return

2016-11-11T00:24:16Z

Kfair:

[[KGB]]'s [[2015 Officers|2016]] [[Booth]], and the first KGBooth to win 1st place in the Independent category since 1998.

Nobody suspects a thing.

Booth chairs: [[cmorey|Craig Morey]], [[dylan|Dylan Vrana]], [[mvarner|Maddy Varner]]

==Notable Features==
* A porch that looked like a real porch
* A cool game with tentacles
* Dickfish
* An entire wallpapered hallway
* A giant trophy acknowledging our booth as best booth
*"[[Ted Cruz]] is [[the Zodiac Killer]]" written on the roof
==Things Learned==
* How to level real good since this was the first year on [[Midway|Neue Midway]] (CFA parking lot)
* That gravity never takes a break
* Now that Midway is inconveniently far from everyone's cages, [[Dumpster Diving|dumpster diving]] after Teardown basically builds your booth for the next year.

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Where The Sidewalk Ends]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Booth]]
|years=2016}}
{{s-aft|after=$BOOTH}}
{{end}}
[[Category:Booth]][[Category:FIRST PLACE]]

Octodad

2016-11-11T00:23:44Z

Kfair:

[[KGB]]'s [[2015 Officers|2016]] [[Booth]], and the first KGBooth to win 1st place in the Independent category since 1998.

Nobody suspects a thing.

Booth chairs: [[cmorey|Craig Morey]], [[dylan|Dylan Vrana]], [[mvarner|Maddy Varner]]

==Notable Features==
* A porch that looked like a real porch
* A cool game with tentacles
* Dickfish
* An entire wallpapered hallway
* A giant trophy acknowledging our booth as best booth
*"[[Ted Cruz]] is [[the Zodiac Killer]]" written on the roof
==Things Learned==
* How to level real good since this was the first year on [[Midway|Neue Midway]] (CFA parking lot)
* That gravity never takes a break
* Now that Midway is inconveniently far from everyone's cages, [[Dumpster Diving|dumpster diving]] after Teardown basically builds your booth for the next year.

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Where The Sidewalk Ends]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Booth]]
|years=2016}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]}}
{{end}}
[[Category:Booth]][[Category:FIRST PLACE]]

Topple The Czar: The Return

2016-11-11T00:23:22Z

Kfair: Created page with "KGB's 2016 Booth, and the first KGBooth to win 1st place in the Independent category since 1998. Nobody suspects a thing. Booth chairs: [[cmorey|Cr..."

[[KGB]]'s [[2015 Officers|2016]] [[Booth]], and the first KGBooth to win 1st place in the Independent category since 1998.

Nobody suspects a thing.

Booth chairs: [[cmorey|Craig Morey]], [[dylan|Dylan Vrana]], [[mvarner|Maddy Varner]]

==Notable Features==
* A porch that looked like a real porch
* A cool game with tentacles
* Dickfish
* An entire wallpapered hallway
* A giant trophy acknowledging our booth as best booth
*"[[Ted Cruz]] is [[the Zodiac Killer]]" written on the roof
==Things Learned==
* How to level real good since this was the first year on [[Midway|Neue Midway]] (CFA parking lot)
* That gravity never takes a break
* Now that Midway is inconveniently far from everyone's cages, [[Dumpster Diving|dumpster diving]] after Teardown basically builds your booth for the next year.

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Where The Sidewalk Ends]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Booth]]
|years=2016}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Topple the Czar|Topple the Czar 2: Electric Boogaloo]]}}
{{end}}
[[Category:Booth]][[Category:FIRST PLACE]]

Booth

2016-11-11T00:23:02Z

Kfair:

[[Booth]] is the process of constructing a wooden scaffolding for holding [[spackle]] and [[caulk]]. Organizations can Win Booth by having the most uniformly-spackled wooden structures on [[Midway]].

It is very important to ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING when spackling a booth. If you simply give a bucket of spackle to [[Creidieki]], and tell him "figure out what to do with this", you will not Win Booth. Particularly if he then enlists all of the freshmen.

Anyway, after you [[spackle]] something, you wait for it to dry, and then you sand over it, and then you paint it. Casual afterthought is then used to construct a [[roofs|roof]] and cover it in tar paper. Roof construction is oft-considered the best time of year to identify which KGB members are [[load bearing]].

All of this might be fun, if it didn't cost more than [[KGB]] has spent on anything else, ever. That small detail guarantees fun. Or you can just take wood out of the [[Dumpster Diving|dumpsters]]. That works too.

== History ==

History of booth:

* 1989: [[Land the Plane in Red Square]]
* 1990: [[Topple The Czar]]
* 1991: [[The Hunt for Red October]]
* 1992: ''(no booth)''
* 1993: ''(still no booth)''
* 1994: [[The Mir Space Station]]
* 1995: [[Peter and the Wolf]]
* 1996: [[Kremlin]]
* 1997: ''(boothless)''
* 1998: [[Baba Yaga's Hut]]
* 1999: [[The Rats of NIMH]]
* 2000: [[Sputnik]]
* 2001: ''(booth de nada)''
* 2002: [[Snegurochka's Castle]]
* 2003: [[The Winter Palace]]
* 2004: [[Tetris]]
* 2005: [[Victorian Pseudo-science]]
* 2006: [[Roanoke Island]]
* 2007: [[Big Things Made Small]]
* 2008: [[Science (booth)|KGB presents SCIENCE!]]
* 2009: [[20,000 Leagues Under the Sea|KGB Goes 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea]]
* 2010: [[Atlantis|KGB Rediscovers Atlantis]]
* 2011: [[The Phantom Tollbooth]]
* 2012: [[A Giant TV]]
* 2013: [[Funkelstiltskin]]
* 2014: [[The Magic Schoolbooth]]
* 2015: [[Where The Sidewalk Ends]]
* 2016: [[Octodad]]
* 2017: [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]

== Mating call ==

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!

== Cultlike chant ==
When I say Booth, you say Booth! Booth! (Booth!)

[[Category:Events]]
[[category:Nifty]]
[[Category:Carnival]]
[[Category:Booth]]

Booth

2016-11-11T00:20:33Z

Kfair: /* History */

[[Booth]] is the process of constructing a wooden scaffolding for holding [[spackle]] and [[caulk]]. Organizations can Win Booth by having the most uniformly-spackled wooden structures on [[Midway]].

It is very important to ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING when spackling a booth. If you simply give a bucket of spackle to [[Creidieki]], and tell him "figure out what to do with this", you will not Win Booth. Particularly if he then enlists all of the freshmen.

Anyway, after you [[spackle]] something, you wait for it to dry, and then you sand over it, and then you paint it. Casual afterthought is then used to construct a [[roofs|roof]] and cover it in tar paper. Roof construction is oft-considered the best time of year to identify which KGB members are [[load bearing]].

All of this might be fun, if it didn't cost more than [[KGB]] has spent on anything else, ever. That small detail guarantees fun. Or you can just take wood out of the [[Dumpster Diving|dumpsters]]. That works too.

== History ==

History of booth:

* 1989: [[Land the Plane in Red Square]]
* 1990: [[Topple The Czar]]
* 1991: [[The Hunt for Red October]]
* 1992: ''(no booth)''
* 1993: ''(still no booth)''
* 1994: [[The Mir Space Station]]
* 1995: [[Peter and the Wolf]]
* 1996: [[Kremlin]]
* 1997: ''(boothless)''
* 1998: [[Baba Yaga's Hut]]
* 1999: [[The Rats of NIMH]]
* 2000: [[Sputnik]]
* 2001: ''(booth de nada)''
* 2002: [[Snegurochka's Castle]]
* 2003: [[The Winter Palace]]
* 2004: [[Tetris]]
* 2005: [[Victorian Pseudo-science]]
* 2006: [[Roanoke Island]]
* 2007: [[Big Things Made Small]]
* 2008: [[Science (booth)|KGB presents SCIENCE!]]
* 2009: [[20,000 Leagues Under the Sea|KGB Goes 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea]]
* 2010: [[Atlantis|KGB Rediscovers Atlantis]]
* 2011: [[The Phantom Tollbooth]]
* 2012: [[A Giant TV]]
* 2013: [[Funkelstiltskin]]
* 2014: [[The Magic Schoolbooth]]
* 2015: [[Where The Sidewalk Ends]]
* 2016: [[Octodad]]
* 2017: [[Topple The Czar: The Return]]

== Mating call ==

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!

== Cultlike chant ==
When I say Booth, you say Booth! Booth! (Booth!)

[[Category:Events]]
[[category:Nifty]]
[[Category:Carnival]]
[[Category:Booth]]

Topple the Czar 2: Electric Boogaloo

2016-11-11T00:19:26Z

Kfair: Blanked the page

Topple the Czar 2: Electric Boogaloo

2016-11-11T00:18:55Z

Kfair: Created page with "hi"

Octodad

2016-11-11T00:18:26Z

Kfair:

[[KGB]]'s [[2015 Officers|2016]] [[Booth]], and the first KGBooth to win 1st place in the Independent category since 1998.

Nobody suspects a thing.

Booth chairs: [[cmorey|Craig Morey]], [[dylan|Dylan Vrana]], [[mvarner|Maddy Varner]]

==Notable Features==
* A porch that looked like a real porch
* A cool game with tentacles
* Dickfish
* An entire wallpapered hallway
* A giant trophy acknowledging our booth as best booth
*"[[Ted Cruz]] is [[the Zodiac Killer]]" written on the roof
==Things Learned==
* How to level real good since this was the first year on [[Midway|Neue Midway]] (CFA parking lot)
* That gravity never takes a break
* Now that Midway is inconveniently far from everyone's cages, [[Dumpster Diving|dumpster diving]] after Teardown basically builds your booth for the next year.

{{s-start}}
{{s-bef|before=[[Where The Sidewalk Ends]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[Booth]]
|years=2016}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Topple the Czar|Topple the Czar 2: Electric Boogaloo]]}}
{{end}}
[[Category:Booth]][[Category:FIRST PLACE]]

Booth

2016-11-11T00:16:38Z

Kfair: /* History */

[[Booth]] is the process of constructing a wooden scaffolding for holding [[spackle]] and [[caulk]]. Organizations can Win Booth by having the most uniformly-spackled wooden structures on [[Midway]].

It is very important to ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING when spackling a booth. If you simply give a bucket of spackle to [[Creidieki]], and tell him "figure out what to do with this", you will not Win Booth. Particularly if he then enlists all of the freshmen.

Anyway, after you [[spackle]] something, you wait for it to dry, and then you sand over it, and then you paint it. Casual afterthought is then used to construct a [[roofs|roof]] and cover it in tar paper. Roof construction is oft-considered the best time of year to identify which KGB members are [[load bearing]].

All of this might be fun, if it didn't cost more than [[KGB]] has spent on anything else, ever. That small detail guarantees fun. Or you can just take wood out of the [[Dumpster Diving|dumpsters]]. That works too.

== History ==

History of booth:

* 1989: [[Land the Plane in Red Square]]
* 1990: [[Topple The Czar]]
* 1991: [[The Hunt for Red October]]
* 1992: ''(no booth)''
* 1993: ''(still no booth)''
* 1994: [[The Mir Space Station]]
* 1995: [[Peter and the Wolf]]
* 1996: [[Kremlin]]
* 1997: ''(boothless)''
* 1998: [[Baba Yaga's Hut]]
* 1999: [[The Rats of NIMH]]
* 2000: [[Sputnik]]
* 2001: ''(booth de nada)''
* 2002: [[Snegurochka's Castle]]
* 2003: [[The Winter Palace]]
* 2004: [[Tetris]]
* 2005: [[Victorian Pseudo-science]]
* 2006: [[Roanoke Island]]
* 2007: [[Big Things Made Small]]
* 2008: [[Science (booth)|KGB presents SCIENCE!]]
* 2009: [[20,000 Leagues Under the Sea|KGB Goes 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea]]
* 2010: [[Atlantis|KGB Rediscovers Atlantis]]
* 2011: [[The Phantom Tollbooth]]
* 2012: [[A Giant TV]]
* 2013: [[Funkelstiltskin]]
* 2014: [[The Magic Schoolbooth]]
* 2015: [[Where The Sidewalk Ends]]
* 2016: [[Octodad]]
* 2017: [[Topple the Czar 2: Electric Boogaloo]]

== Mating call ==

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!

== Cultlike chant ==
When I say Booth, you say Booth! Booth! (Booth!)

[[Category:Events]]
[[category:Nifty]]
[[Category:Carnival]]
[[Category:Booth]]

Main Page

2016-11-11T00:15:09Z

Kfair: /* Of "Current" Interest */

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2016 Officers|Officers for 2016–2017]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Get Board Get Carded]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

Dhreed

2016-10-20T22:59:05Z

Kfair:

'''Dez Reed'''

[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]]

Dhreed

2016-10-20T22:58:21Z

Kfair: Created page with "'''Dez Reed'''"

'''Dez Reed'''

Main Page

2016-10-20T22:38:31Z

Kfair: /* Of "Current" Interest */

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2016 Officers|Officers for 2016–2017]]
* [[Movie Night]]
* [[Murder Mystery]]
* [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]
* [[Booth]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

Main Page

2016-09-10T23:59:14Z

Kfair:

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
* [[Members]]
* [[History]]
* [[Information]]
* [[:category:Inside jokes|Inside Jokes]]

==Of "Current" Interest==

* [[2016 Officers|Officers for 2016–2017]]
* [[Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees|Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees]]

==Meta==

* [[I wanna edit this wiki]]

===Meta Meta===

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this wiki"]]

====Meta Meta Meta====

* [[I wanna edit this "I wanna edit this 'I wanna edit this wiki'"]]

Army of Roombas

2016-09-10T23:55:44Z

Kfair:

Beep boop.

See: [[jpdoyle]]

[[Category:Inside_jokes]]

Army of Roombas

2016-09-10T23:55:02Z

Kfair:

Beep boop.

See: [[jpdoyle]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

Army of Roombas

2016-09-10T23:54:43Z

Kfair: Created page with "Beep boop. See: jpdoyle Categories: Inside Jokes"

Beep boop.

See: [[jpdoyle]]

[[Categories: Inside Jokes]]

Jpdoyle

2016-09-10T23:54:09Z

Kfair:

'''Joe Doyle''' is treasurer 4 life. He also didn't embezzle too much. Probably.

Joe is a frighteningly intelligent individual. He also possesses a light-up hat, which is probably more important.
He speaks for the [[Shadow Corporation]], which definitely isn't a world conspiracy or anything.

===Officer Dossiers:===

====Treasurer, 2016-2017====
Joe is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy] of the KGB. While this isn’t meant to suggest no one else on exec is smart, Joe really shows it in everything he does. He takes care of our money and probably doesn’t embezzle.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GadgeteerGenius Gadgeteer Genius]: Joe plays with robots! He taught a StuCo on it, and he worked at iRobot after his freshman year. Consequently, he has an [[Army of Roombas]].

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadOracle Mad Oracle]: Maybe it’s the hermit beard. Maybe it’s the fact that he seems to know more about KGB than the Old Folks. Maybe it’s the mischievous twinkle in his eye. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trickster Trickster]: Let’s be real. We all know Joe is a shitposting trashlord.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Jpdoyle

2016-09-10T23:53:56Z

Kfair:

'''Joe Doyle''' is treasurer 4 life. He also didn't embezzle too much. Probably.

Joe is a frighteningly intelligent individual. He also possesses a light-up hat, which is probably more important.
He speaks for the [[Shadow Corporation]], which definitely isn't a world conspiracy or anything.

===Officer Dossiers:===

====Treasurer, 2016-2017====
Joe is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy] of the KGB. While this isn’t meant to suggest no one else on exec is smart, Joe really shows it in everything he does. He takes care of our money and probably doesn’t embezzle.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GadgeteerGenius Gadgeteer Genius]: Joe plays with robots! He taught a StuCo on it, and he worked at iRobot after his freshman year. Consequently, he has an [[Army of Roombas]].

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadOracle Mad Oracle]: Maybe it’s the hermit beard. Maybe it’s the fact that he seems to know more about KGB than the Old Folks. Maybe it’s the mischievous twinkle in his eye. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trickster Trickster]: Let’s be real. We all know Joe is a shitposting trashlord.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Harry

2016-09-10T23:52:02Z

Kfair:

'''Harry Fernandez''' is a color-changing DJ who ran for [[president]] as a freshman in [[2016 Officers|2016]]. His eagerness to usurp the power of other officers endeared him to his fellow [[KGB]] members, resulting in him actually getting a position on [[Executive Board|exec]] and limiting his opportunities to become [[Murphy]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====RecSec, 2016-2017====
Harry is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWonka The Wonka] of the KGB. He provides us with excellent ideas that Serious People™ might find silly. He also records everything that happens in meetings and fills our Twitter with communist mémés.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAce The Ace]: (Not that kind.) Harry is now well-known in KGB for his mad DJ skillz. But after he booked his first KGB gig, exec suddenly realized—what if he’s no good? Fortunately, he was an ace.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagnificentBastard Magnificent Bastard]: Whatever he does, success or failure, Harry does it with flair. He is a rarity in KGB in that he might be cool even among the bourgeoisie.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue Harry Sue]: Jesus Christ, Harry, when are you not being special? The hair, the keyboard, the DJ fanciness. Did you guys know he was in [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2393803/?ref_=nm_knf_t1 a movie]? Yeah, [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5049498/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 that’s a real thing].

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Harry

2016-09-10T23:51:04Z

Kfair:

Rin

2016-09-10T23:46:53Z

Kfair:

'''Rin Fair''', also known as Rinaissance Fair, is a multi-colored unicorn who likes to sit quietly at the back of [[KGB]] [[Meetings]] and listen to other people make funny jokes. After becoming an officer, she instead began to sit quietly at the front of KGB Meetings and listen to other people make funny jokes.

She is the Editor-in-Chef of [[readme]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====CorSec, 2016-2017====
Rin is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheQuietOne The Quiet One] of the KGB. She prefers to sit and listen during GBMs and perform her officer duties in writing, distributing her Pravda? instead of actually “speaking.”
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PomPomGirl Pom Pom Girl]: Despite being usually quiet, Rin is very enthusiastic about everything. She will back your ideas and support your endeavors without actually initiating her own things.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFashionista The Fashionista]: While she’s often too lazy to appear presentable, she has strong opinions about fashion and hair and will discuss endlessly if you mention wanting to dye yours.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdorableAbomination Adorable Abomination]: She may look cute and sweet, but if you get to know her you will soon discover that she is a terrible human being. In fact, scratch that. She isn’t a real person.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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