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Marlena

2012-07-29T00:57:36Z

Margaret:

Marlena Abraham

'''Officer Dossiers:'''

The Abraham family is one of quite talented tinkers. Several decades ago they found an abandoned zepplin and retrofited it. Back in the air, it is now their travelling home. Marlena was born in the air, with her first impressions of land being short visits her familly took so they could repair interesting old items in the vicinity. As a young girl, Marlena took an interest in pocketwatches. She adjusted the speed of several watches slightly so that hung around her room they produced a calming rhythm, and confused her family by reporting widly varying times. However, as marlena got older she developed an interest in hats. This was frowned upon by her family, for hats have no moving parts and thus are not proper objects of study for young tinkers. Eventually tired of the conflict, Marlena left the ship to join the thriving hat-sharing culture on Carnegie Mellon's campus.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Mmeyerho

2012-07-29T00:56:37Z

Margaret:

Kittens!!!

'''Officer Dossiers:'''

Corresponding Secretary, 2011-2012

Name: Arfeline 
Type: Kitten 
Number: 60 
Location: The Arfeline makes its home where ever there is a steady supply of food, shelter, and devoted attendees. Originating in the wildlands of upstate New York, Arfeline colonies have spread across the country. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Purr: lowers enemy attack.</li>
<li>Gymnasticize: increases strength.</li>
<li>Do Math: intimidates opponent.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Arfeline is particularly weak against the dog type. They are also known to suffer confusion when not surrounded by adoring humans.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

Corresponding Secretary, 2012-2013:

Margaret was abandoned shortly after birth, high in the Adirondacks, where she was found and raised by mountain lions. In the winters she sheltered beneath a deer skin for warmth, and in the summers she learned to climb trees with her unusually long nails. When Margaret was 10, she was caught by a hunter's net. She was dragged to an orphanage, where they attempted to civilize her. After mastering basic English, Margaret escaped by climbing over the fence. Unable to find her way back to the mountains, she joined a travelling circus where she learned a variety of gymnastics skills and had her hair died bright colors. She now raises tigers in the basements of CMU and sends them off with travelling circuses that promise to send them to mountain homes.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Xander

2012-07-29T00:55:43Z

Margaret:

This is the guy who edits all the pages but doesn't edit his own.

'''Officer Dossiers:'''

Recording Secretary, 2012-2013:

When the earth was a ball of molten rock, a dark shadow swooped down and nested in it's firey center. Long years passed, and the earth cooled. Life began and evolved with no notion of the evil that awaited them locked deep in the earth's core. Then, in the early 21st century, a great crack appeared. If anyone had been around at the time, they could have seen a shadow creeping over the edge of the crack. However, when it was only partially out, the earth closed up again. The shade left on the surface stretched experimentally, and then solidified into a human with the title Alexander Orenstein. Called Xander, this shadow studies dark rituals, hoping to learn how to crack open the earth and release the second part of himself to cause mayhem and madness. He can often be seen giggling to himself about his evil plans, or covering himself in strange symbols as part of some arcane magic. He has even been seen in metal shops, trying to create giant hands to dig through the earth if magic fails him.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Xander

2012-07-29T00:54:20Z

Margaret:

This is the guy who edits all the pages but doesn't edit his own.

'''Officer Dossiers:'''

Recording Secretary, 2012-2013:

When the earth was a ball of molten rock, a dark shadow swooped down and nested in it's firey center. Long years passed, and the earth cooled. Life began and evolved with no notion of the evil that awaited them locked deep in the earth's core. Then, in the early 21st century, a great crack appeared. If anyone had b
een around at the time, they could have seen a shadow creeping over the edge of the crack. However, when it was only partially out, the earth closed up again.
The shade left on the surface stretched experimentally, and then solidified into a human with the title Alexander Orenstein. Called Xander, this shadow studie
s dark rituals, hoping to learn how to crack open the earth and release the second part of himself to cause mayhem and madness. He can often be seen giggling to himself about his evil plans, or covering himself in strange symbols as part of some arcane magic. He has even been seen in metal shops, trying to create giant hands to dig through the earth if magic fails him.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Kharring

2012-07-29T00:51:17Z

Margaret:

Purple.

In addition to her KGB Booth commitments in 2011-2012, she served as one of [[rpwhite|Patrick's]] Angels (Assistant Midway Chair).

'''Officer Dossiers:'''

Treasurer, 2011-2012:

Name: Pennychu 
Type: Metal 
Number: 27 
Location: The Pennychu is found in populated areas of New Jersey, typically around banks. Colonies exist in Pennsylvannia and New York, and they are known to sleep in vending machines when given the opportunity. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Newspaper: increases defense while increasing the opponent's attack.</li>
<li>Construct: increases attack and defense.</li>
<li>Thunder Snow: this attack is super-effective against water types and metal sleds.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: Pennychu's are easily distracted by opponents of the shiny type, losing virtually all will to attack.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

Treasurer, 2012-2013:

The great New Jersey blizzard of 1990 was memorable for many reasons. One of these was the large thunderstorm occuring at the same time. One bolt of lightning, passing through no fewer than 12 unique snowflakes, hit the car of the proud parents of the newborn Kelly Harrington, returning from the hospital. Although there were no casualties, Kelly has been noticed on several occasion to give off sparks. Upon learning about the circumstances of her birth, Kelly developed a fascination with the concept of thundersnow and surrounded herself with wintertime activities in the hopes that she will find another storm. She now skiis, often being the only voice for continuing once the weather starts looking bad. She chose to come to Pittsburgh hearing that there are a lot of storms here, but has steadily been disappointed by the amount of snow going along with them.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Mmeyerho

2012-07-29T00:48:12Z

Margaret:

Kittens!!!

Officer Dossiers:

Corresponding Secretary, 2011-2012

Name: Arfeline 
Type: Kitten 
Number: 60 
Location: The Arfeline makes its home where ever there is a steady supply of food, shelter, and devoted attendees. Originating in the wildlands of upstate New York, Arfeline colonies have spread across the country. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Purr: lowers enemy attack.</li>
<li>Gymnasticize: increases strength.</li>
<li>Do Math: intimidates opponent.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Arfeline is particularly weak against the dog type. They are also known to suffer confusion when not surrounded by adoring humans.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

Corresponding Secretary, 2012-2013:

Margaret was abandoned shortly after birth, high in the Adirondacks, where she was found and raised by mountain lions. In the winters she sheltered beneath a deer skin for warmth, and in the summers she learned to climb trees with her unusually long nails. When Margaret was 10, she was caught by a hunter's net. She was dragged to an orphanage, where they attempted to civilize her. After mastering basic English, Margaret escaped by climbing over the fence. Unable to find her way back to the mountains, she joined a travelling circus where she learned a variety of gymnastics skills and had her hair died bright colors. She now raises tigers in the basements of CMU and sends them off with travelling circuses that promise to send them to mountain homes.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Tbroman

2012-07-29T00:46:42Z

Margaret:

Last name must be pronounced as though it is two words, i.e. "Bro Man", as mandated by the [[Brommittee]].

Facts about tbroman (written by [[Bubbles]] in the 9/26/11 meeting):

Tim's favourite color is grey 
Tim listens to NPR 
Tim's favourite show is Law and Order 
Tim's favourite number is 0 
Tim's favourite food is oatmeal 
Tim's favourite song is Greensleeves 
Tim's favourite film is Fargo 
Tim's favourite celebrity is Ben Stein 
Tim is from Wisconsin 
Tim's favourite game is chess

Officer Dossiers:

Recording Secretary, 2011-2012:

Name: Hitmonbro 
Type: Fighting 
Number: 108 
Location: The Hitmonbroes live in monasteries scattered across Wisconsin, studying the arts of fighting, Ultimate Frisbee, and partying. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Electrical Safety: boosts defense.</li>
<li>Assassinate: a one-time use, super-effective attack.</li>
<li>Decide: Increases attack.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Hitmonbro is vulnerable to storm types. In particular, attacks such as Rain and Strong Wind are super-effective.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

Second Vice President, 2012-2013:

Tim Broman was not born; Tim Broman sprang fully formed out of the head of I0XX9, a robot with strong AI secretly produced in Area 51. Armed with biological components, a complete knowledge of human trivia, and a hat folded from used crossword puzzles, Tim left to study how humans worked. After a dubious incident involving fire and party hats, Tim decided that the human conception of fun was reckless and dangerous. Tim undertook a cleansing of his brain to purge anything related to fun in order to protect himself from future incidents. Since that time, Tim has fairly successfully passed as a human, dodging a few inquiries into his lack of amusing pursuits. Tim can recite all of Robert's Rules of Order backwards and forwards, but never does so in full in fear of breaking his cover.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Tvaughan

2012-07-29T00:44:28Z

Margaret:

Names: Timothy Vaughan, Tim, Tim-khan

Tim is the guy with the guitar. He is in a band called Critical Seasoning, which may or may not be the best thing ever (probably not), and which you can listen to here: [http://www.myspace.com/criticalseasoning].

He is also the Captain Space Admiral of an organization known as the [[Consortium of Minds]]. Its membership is exclusive, but if you are interested in joining it, you should let him know.

Likes: Music, Acting, Writing (songs, stories), Exploring, Making things, ''Meeting new people''

Dislikes: Dickery, Malhandery, Portrandery, Parade rain

Created:
* [[The Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment]]

Outbid the creator of for:
* [[The Committee for the Animal Cruelty Free Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment]]

Performed:
* [[A Lemur for my Valentine]]
* [[The Evil Seafood League]]

Officer Dossiers:

Second Vice President, 2011-2012:

Name: Sealeague 
Type: Music 
Number: 120 
Location: Sealeagues can be found all across Texas, with high concentrations residing in the Houston area. Sealeagues are nomadic, known to wander the state in search of folk songs and brisket. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Play Guitar: charms opponents.</li>
<li>Shout: paralyzes everyone within earshot.</li>
<li>Evil Seafood: this attack can result in poisoning or paralysis.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: An attack from an ice type can devestate a Sealeague. Also, fire types are immune to the Evil Seafood attack.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

First Vice President, 2012-2013:

Tim Vaughan was hatched in the watery depths of the Harmonic Ocean. In a bed of clams, he was an anemone, bending back and forth with the rhythm of the ocean. Tim eventually grew tired of his life tied to a single piece of rock, and longed to explore the ocean beyond where he was born. In an act of rebellion, he joined the evil seafood league, a roving band of villians. The league wandered up and down the sea, sewing minor disruption and annoyance up and down the Melodic Trench. However, Tim eventually noticed a growing discontent and a wish that his life were a little less blue. After much soul-searching, he decided that he was actually amphibious. He petitioned Bad Seahorse for a special mission of finding land and investigating possibilities for evil therein. Permission granted, Tim swam up the gulf of Harmonica to the shores of Texas. Upon touching land, Tim immediately doubled in size and grew legs. He wandered through various southern states and became indoctrinated with blues and country music. Tim bought a guitar, and now travels as a wandering bard, bringing music to all parts of the country.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]
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Aleibowi

2012-07-29T00:41:35Z

Margaret:

Adam Leibowitz, aka Bubbles

Officer Dossiers:

Sergeant at Arms 2010-2011:

Originally from Connecticut.
Athletically competent, again no remarkable strength.
All of our data seems to be completely useless as it is on Bubbles, and this character above has no information gathered on him.
Every time reports came back on this character it was about Bubbles instead. Anyways Bubbles has been reported to be a member of improv.
Additionally he always seems to have a bubble creation device on hi allowing him to easily manipulate the people around him.

Test 1: Unlikely Hero

Test 2: Tagalong Kid

Test 3: Would be killed as soon as he mets another "player", but if he gets his hand on a real weapon...

Film Version: Functional Genre Savvy/Death as Comedy

Written by: [[Akouriat|Arsenij]]

First Vice President, 2011-2012:

Name: Bubblesaurus 
Type: Water 
Number: 4 
Location: Bubblesauri are often found along the edge of water. Hot springs in Connecticut and mountain streams in the Sahara are particularly common places to find a happy, swimming Bubblesaurus. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Improvise: deflects opponents attack back to opponent.</li>
<li>Bubble: effective against fire types.</li>
<li>Orient: increases attack, especially in a group fighting situation.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Bubblesaurus is vulnerable to the grass type and shiny type. Free Skittles is an attack that is super-effective against a Bubblesaurus.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

President, 2012-2013:

Adam was raised in the bubblegum fields of underground Connecticut. Growing up, he was much mocked for his inability to produce bubbles while chewing gum and given the nickname "Bubbles" in mockery. Eventually driven from his community in failure, Bubbles left to explore the wide world. Homeless, he acquired a single piece pajama suit to sleep in and a flower hat to aid in photosynthesis. He was able to lead a comfortable life, but was continuously depressed by his inability to produce bubbles. Eventually, he decided to study chemical engineering in an attempt to produce a bubblegum which would make it easier for him to blow bubbles. After a few grisly accidents, he produced an odd liquid and a fake mouth on a stick, which could be combined to make translucent spheres on demand. Estatic, he attempted to travel back to the bubblegum fields to prove his worth. Unfortunately, he got lost in Ohio and ended up at CMU. He remains here, constantly sending up bubbles that he hopes will fly back to Connecticut and let his family know that he is not a disgrace.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]
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Aleibowi

2012-07-29T00:41:01Z

Margaret:

Adam Leibowitz, aka Bubbles

Officer Dossiers:

Sergeant at Arms 2010-2011:

Originally from Connecticut.
Athletically competent, again no remarkable strength.
All of our data seems to be completely useless as it is on Bubbles, and this character above has no information gathered on him.
Every time reports came back on this character it was about Bubbles instead. Anyways Bubbles has been reported to be a member of improv.
Additionally he always seems to have a bubble creation device on hi allowing him to easily manipulate the people around him.

Test 1: Unlikely Hero

Test 2: Tagalong Kid

Test 3: Would be killed as soon as he mets another "player", but if he gets his hand on a real weapon...

Film Version: Functional Genre Savvy/Death as Comedy

Written by: [[Akouriat|Arsenij]]

First Vice President, 2011-2012:

Name: Bubblesaurus 
Type: Water 
Number: 4 
Location: Bubblesauri are often found along the edge of water. Hot springs in Connecticut and mountain streams in the Sahara are particularly common places to find a happy, swimming Bubblesaurus. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Improvise: deflects opponents attack back to opponent.</li>
<li>Bubble: effective against fire types.</li>
<li>Orient: increases attack, especially in a group fighting situation.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Bubblesaurus is vulnerable to the grass type and shiny type. Free Skittles is an attack that is super-effective against a Bubblesaurus.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

President, 2012-2013;

Adam was raised in the bubblegum fields of underground Connecticut. Growing up, he was much mocked for his inability to produce bubbles while chewing gum and given the nickname "Bubbles" in mockery. Eventually driven from his community in failure, Bubbles left to explore the wide world. Homeless, he acquired a single piece pajama suit to sleep in and a flower hat to aid in photosynthesis. He was able to lead a comfortable life, but was continuously depressed by his inability to produce bubbles. Eventually, he decided to study chemical engineering in an attempt to produce a bubblegum which would make it easier for him to blow bubbles. After a few grisly accidents, he produced an odd liquid and a fake mouth on a stick, which could be combined to make translucent spheres on demand. Estatic, he attempted to travel back to the bubblegum fields to prove his worth. Unfortunately, he got lost in Ohio and ended up at CMU. He remains here, constantly sending up bubbles that he hopes will fly back to Connecticut and let his family know that he is not a disgrace.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]
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Mmeyerho

2011-12-30T23:02:06Z

Margaret:

Mmeyerho

2011-12-30T23:00:37Z

Margaret:

Kittens!!

Officer Dossiers:

Corresponding Secretary, 2011-2012

Name: Arfeline 
Type: Kitten 
Number: 60 
Location: The Arfeline makes its home where ever there is a steady supply of food, shelter, and devoted attendees. Originating in the wildlands of upstate New York, Arfeline colonies have spread across the country. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Purr: lowers enemy attack.</li>
<li>Gymnasticize: increases strength.</li>
<li>Do Math: intimidates opponent.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Arfeline is particularly weak against the dog type. They are also known to suffer confusion when not surrounded by adoring humans.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Mmeyerho

2011-12-30T23:00:11Z

Margaret:

Cshaffer

2011-08-18T00:06:40Z

Margaret:

Investigation pending as to whether he is the Bat-Man.

Officer Dossiers:

Sergeant at Arms, 2011-2012:

Name: Manbat 
Type: Flying 
Number: 43 
Location: Manbats are typically found in New York City. They nest on the sides of buildings, preferably at least 38 stories off the ground. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Grappling Hook: boosts defense.</li>
<li>Scramble: increases speed.</li>
<li>Nerf Mine: a time-delayed super-effective attack.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Manbat cannot long survive without nearby skyscrapers. They become morose and listless, eventually leaving in search of higher buildings. The safety type is also effective against an attacking Manbat.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]
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Kharring

2011-08-18T00:04:02Z

Margaret:

Purple.

Officer Dossiers:

Treasurer, 2011-2012:

Name: Pennychu 
Type: Metal 
Number: 27 
Location: The Pennychu is found in populated areas of New Jersey, typically around banks. Colonies exist in Pennsylvannia and New York, and they are known to sleep in vending machines when given the opportunity. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Newspaper: increases defense while increasing the opponent's attack.</li>
<li>Construct: increases attack and defense.</li>
<li>Thunder Snow: this attack is super-effective against water types and metal sleds.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: Pennychu's are easily distracted by opponents of the shiny type, losing virtually all will to attack.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]
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Tbroman

2011-08-18T00:02:16Z

Margaret:

Last name must be pronounced as though it is two words, i.e. "Bro Man", as mandated by the [[Brommittee]].

Officer Dossiers:

Recording Secretary, 2011-2012:

Name: Hitmonbro 
Type: Fighting 
Number: 108 
Location: The Hitmonbroes live in monasteries scattered across Wisconsin, studying the arts of fighting, Ultimate Frisbee, and partying. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Electrical Safety: boosts defense.</li>
<li>Assassinate: a one-time use, super-effective attack.</li>
<li>Decide: Increases attack.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Hitmonbro is vulnerable to storm types. In particular, attacks such as Rain and Strong Wind are super-effective.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Mmeyerho

2011-08-17T23:59:15Z

Margaret:

Kittens!

Officer Dossiers:

Corresponding Secretary, 2011-2012

Name: Arfeline 
Type: Kitten 
Number: 60 
Location: The Arfeline makes its home where ever there is a steady supply of food, shelter, and devoted attendees. Originating in the wildlands of upstate New York, Arfeline colonies have spread across the country. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Purr: lowers enemy attack.</li>
<li>Gymnasticize: increases strength.</li>
<li>Do Math: intimidates opponent.</li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: The Arfeline is particularly weak against the dog type. They are also known to suffer confusion when not surrounded by adoring humans.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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Tvaughan

2011-08-17T23:33:34Z

Margaret:

Aleibowi

2011-08-17T23:31:01Z

Margaret:

Eforney

2011-08-17T23:29:05Z

Margaret:

EFORNEY SAID EDIT EVERYTHING SO I AM EDITING EFORNEY LOL BUTTS

Emily Lynn Forney. 
Her last name is pronounced 4knee. 
She's in the class of 2012 usually. 
<s>She is a CS major.</s> 
She is a Linguistics major. 
Она тоже изучает русский язык. 
Her eyes are two different colors. 
She comes from Sohio. 
She plays trombone in the [[Kiltie Band]] and [[auo|All University Orchestra]]. 
Sometimes billiards too. 
Her peacoat is peagreen. 
Her tassel hat is komrade kolored. 
She almost always wears [[double pants]]. 
Her initials are indeed ELF. 
She is the second most revised page. 
A moose named [[Clam]] lives in her pocket. 
She has a strange penchant for toucans. 
SHE IS [[The Man in the Well|THE MAN IN THE WELL]]. 
[[Jboning]] was her son, but no longer. 
She's in a sorority??? 
She's a [[CIA|double-agent]]. 
She is the editor of [[readme]]. 
She comes bearing [[Skittles]]. 
She isn't as random as you all but that's okay. 
She edits all the boring parts of the wiki that no one else wants to. 

SUBMIT TO [[pravda?|PRAVDA?]]! (it's not me anymore! try [[mmeyerho|my successor's successor]].) Instead, try SUBMITTING TO [[readme]]???

My favorite committees, you ask? [[Committee TO TALK LIKE THIS! To Talk Like This...|I WILL TELL YOU! I will tell you...]] Well most of them are [[Add Hawk Committee|ad hoc]] which is okay because I like [[Counterpoint: Hawks Are Awesome Committee|hocs]] but other [[Andrimal ID Committee|animals]] are good too. I am a linguist so I like things like [[Committee To Not Split Infinitives|grammar]] and [[Internym Committee|names]] and [[Sum Es Est Sumus Estis Sunt Committee|languages]] and [[Typography Torture Committee|typography]] and [[Portmanteau Committee|portmanteaux]]. And even though I don't study [[Committee To Agree About Things But Argue Over Them Anyway|computer science]] [[Committee To Hug A Stressed Out Student|I still have school work, you meanies :<]]. When I became the [[Jbonaparte Committee|leader]] of this [[S.U.P.E.R Committee|super]] organization, I began to form some glorious [[Committee To Propagate Random Art On Campus|plans]] for our [[Committee To Invite Heads Of State To CtFwS|future]]. But before that, even back to the days when I was [[Dayton, Ohio Committee|an Ohio]], I was interested in such awesome things as [[Antipenultimate Flying Frisbee Committee|frisbee]], [[Ditto Committee|Pokemon]], playing the [[Music Committee|trombone]], [[T-shirt Committee|fashion]], and [[Seafoam Green Protectorate Committee|Booth]] and [[Puzzling Committee|Puzzlehunt]] (clearly I'm [[Fortune-telling Fish Committee|psychic]] or maybe just [[It Feels Weird To Sit On The Chair Of This Committee|wacky]]).

Officer Dossiers:

Corresponding Secretary, 2009-2010:

Emily was raised by herons on the banks of the Ohio River in Cincinnati. There she learned the secrets of all tongues, developing communication skills in English, Latin, Heron, Russian, Morse, Binary, Dvorak, and many more. She can communicate with darn-near anything, save for the elusive cucumber which has always treated her with disdain.

Feeling it was finally time to leave the nest, she migrated north along the river until it split and she found herself in Pittsburgh. Now she roams freely (on all four knees), equipped with only a trombone, a stuffed moose, and her own observational skills.

If you gaze into her eyes, you will notice they are two different colors. However, as soon as you look away, they are the same indeterminate shade of grey.

Australian Totem Animal: the kookaburra

Written by: [[Eforney|eforney]]

First Vice President, 2010-2011:

Originally from Ohio.
Athletic abilities are average.
Is reported to be quite loud. This leads to unnecessary attention in simulations.
Good at communication and languages.
She would be able to easily join other groups and may discover the form of communication.
Claims to be good at faces... results do not support a greater than average recall for faces.
Resident keeper of clam, who is reported by some to be a moose. The blasphemy. Only purely nontechnical study individual in the test group.

Test 1: Hero of Another Story

Test 2: Oh and X dies

Test 3: Would easily join an alliance which could be very powerful, but they all fall apart...

Film Version: Genre Blindness/Blood From The Mouth

Written by: [[Akouriat|Arsenij]]

President, 2011-2012:

Name: Fourknees 
Type: Linguist 
Number: 39 
Location: The mysterious Fourknees has been spotted in the secluded regions of Ohio. Rumors exist of an additional colony of Fourknees in urban Pennsylvannia, but these are widely dismissed. 
Attacks: <ul>
<li>Speak Russian: causes confusion and paralysis.</li>
<li>Organize: raises both defense and attack.</li>
<li>Jigsaw: especially effective against the wood type. </li>
</ul>
Weaknesses: Fourknees is known to be weak against the ignorance type. The Bad Grammar attack is currently the most effective technique of combating a Fourknees.

Written by: [[Mmeyerho|mmeyerho]]

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