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KGB Wiki:Privacy policy

2007-06-14T02:36:59Z

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We'll keep your stuffs forever. You agree to multilicense your contributions under any license that [[RMS]] has ever said anything nice about.

Current events

2007-06-11T02:24:57Z

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Friday, 02/23 7:00pm EST, PH 100 (Gregg Hall) -- [[A Maze of Twisty Passages (KGB Puzzle Hunt)]]

Friday, ??/?? 7:00pm EST, ??? ???? -- [[KGB Digs Its Own Grave]]

Friday, 11/30 6:30pm EST, Kirr Commons -- [[KGB Falls on its Ass]]

Friday, 11/17 7:00pm EST, DH 2315 -- Philip K Dick [[Movie Night]]

Friday, 11/10 7:00pm EST, WEH7500 -- [[Capture the Flag with Stuff]]!!

List of awesome things for KGB to do

2007-06-10T18:34:42Z

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KGB and people in KGB tend to occasionally take on interesting projects in the name of making [[CMU]] a more interesting place. These have included covering the fence in astroturf, wandering around with lab coats and Geiger Counters, and offering the denizens of CMU free [[Cup o' Beef|cups of beef broth]].

* Build a treehouse
* place little statues around like different lemmings
* Labyrinth
* Pole dance (very formal dance at the [[Pole]], waltzing, suits, snowboots)
* Put on a play
* Masquerade Ball (no/maybe strippers)
* KGB: The Movie N
* Giant (Fucking) Theremin
* Hacks!
# Hanging Police flag from top of Walking To The Sky
* Fence Hacks!
# Dance party
# Actualllly extend the fence
# Texture the fence (bumps, shapes with latex)
# (Dali-fying)
* Hot-air balloon
* Shit tall enough to violate airspace regulations
* Hire a Clown for an event
* Ball pit
* Performance Art
# Put on a fight
* Date Auction (Auction of fruit in front of Doherty)
* Laser Graphic Projector (feasible?)
* Bigger, weirder posters
# Join the Chalking Club (chalk sidewalk - all of it)
* Build and stock snow forts
* To-scale printouts of Wean and putting it over Hunt
* Scale models of campus
* Flyers/pamphlets
* Give public speeches
* Invite people for talks
* Fake posters/conferences - i.e. meeting of minds (which especially make no sense)
* Icon Garden (moof!)
* Celebrate silly important holidays
* Field Trips - Berry pickings
* Giant statues/mannequin garden
* Stage a revolution!
* Divide KGB into two sides and have some sort of anarchy contest
* Make a barricade out of sandbags and wire (maybe that goes with the revolution)
* Theme dress-up days
* Human chess
* Christmas-light the fence
* The Bat Signal (The Brie Symbol)
* Elaborate mythology built around Tekie
* Train people in...something (martial art)
* Don't Readme/Pravda-to-the-Campus
* Everyone in KGB Gets A $20 [[Hat]]
* Membership Cards
* Throw Mardi Gras beads off building
* Insurance Scams
* Huge-monster costumes
* Mural!
* Flash-mob stuff (see Improv Everywhere)
* Fuck with the movie building filmed on campus
* Micro-nation of Wean

Random Art on Campus

2007-06-10T18:33:59Z

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Any of several pieces of "art" which inexplicaply pop up on CMU property. They include, but are not limited to:

* [[Walking to the Sky]]
* Kraus Campo
* [[Mao Yisheng]]
* The [[orange thing]] in front of [[Wean]]
* The ... "body" beads near DH.
* [[Translocation]]
* [[Hate Kills]]

The phrase is also used by KGB members to refer to mysterious things that KGB members have nothing to do with, such as giant penguins on the roof of Wean, or thrones in the middle of the cut.

[[Category:Campus features]]
[[Category:Inside jokes]]

Akivamkehrt

2007-06-10T18:33:37Z

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'''Akivamkhert''' is a type of multi-bodied elbow macaroni rarely seen outside [[Italy]]. It is comprised of the components [[aleffert|Akiva]] and [[mkehrt]].

==See Also==
* [[mkiva]]

[[category:Inside jokes]]
[[category:Cryptozoology]]

Bridges

2007-05-22T07:11:18Z

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'''Bridges''' are these sort of, well, you know, spanish things that, no, not Spanish, they're span-ish things, they span things. Well, anyhow. They let you go from one place to another without having to much about with valleys and [[rivers]] and the like in between.

Bridges are one of the four [[Four Pittsburgh elements|Pittsburgh Elements]]. Famous or important example include the Brooklyn Bridge, the bridges between [[CMU]] and [[University of Pittsburgh]], and Marlon Brando.

Chairing

2007-05-22T07:01:37Z

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'''Chairing''' is the practice of purloining chairs, those delightfuly little objects upon which one rests, usually with the buttocks (this refers to the way in which one rests and not to the action of purloining the chairs), very preferably ones with wheels (this now refers to the aforementioned purloinéd chairs), and hurling them wildly (with one still on it, of course; what would be the purpose for such an event otherwise?) down then lovely slanted hallways of one [[Baker Hall]].

This action is not to be confused with the [[Chair]], who runs things, and the action, chairing, that takes place when such a person runs things, unless, of course, it IS. To be confused, you see. Yes.

Committee for In the Future, Everyone Will Have His or Her Own Jcreed

2007-05-22T06:47:06Z

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The purpose of this committee is unclear and murky, like a glass of water with several moles of dissolved murk in it. Theories abound! Some are listed below.
* To achieve a state of affairs where
** It is [[the future]]
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
* To avoid the bleak, [[dystopian]] [[the future|future]] in which
** It is [[the future]]
** It is bleak, [[dystopian]]
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
* To disseminate misinformation about [[the future]], from which [[jcreed]] has come, having escaped his rightful owner
* To disseminate correct information about [[the future]], from which [[jcreed]] has come, having been sent by his rightful owner to ensure that future happens as it should, where
** It is [[the future]]
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
** Bleakness and [[dystopian|Dystopianity]] are avoided as much as possible, but not more than is possible

[[Category:Committees]]

Ddagradi

2007-05-22T06:38:41Z

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2007-05-22T06:36:52Z

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Mao Yisheng

2007-05-21T02:26:10Z

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'''Mao Yisheng''' (January 9, 1896 - November 12, 1989) is an 8 foot tall Chinese man who was coated in bronze and placed on the side of [[Baker Hall]]. He had been the first person ever to earn a Ph.D. at [[Carnegie Mellon University]] and is most famous for being an expert on bridges. He was not in [[KGB]], largely because the organization did not exist yet (quite fortunately, for, if it had, the KGB would not be able to make jokes about sci-fi, film noir, or have any [[computer science]] majors, which also did not exist yet). In late 2005 he was exhumed, coated in bronze, and, on April 18, 2006, placed on Carnegie Mellon's campus as part of the [[Random art on campus|Random Art on Campus]] campaign.

[[Category:Cryptozoology]]
[[Category:Random Art on Campus]]

Hate Kills

2007-05-21T02:24:52Z

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'''Hate Kills''' was a metal structure coated with a plasticky canvas material convered in quotes and pictures of hate crimes. It sat on the [[Cut]] under some trees, near [[Translocation]]. It was present in the latter half of the fall semester in 2006, but has since been removed. Though it may have been removed for being improperly written upon with markers provided nearby, it was probably only a temporary installment not meant to survive [[frisbee season]].

[[Category:Random Art on Campus]]

Leprosy

2007-05-21T02:20:55Z

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'''Leprosy''', or Hanson's Disease (named after the band), is an infectious disease caused by ''Mycobacterium Leprae''. Famous sufferers of leprosy include seceral Biblical characters, the [[Walking to the Sky|Statue of Libery]], and [[Margaret Morrison A14]].

Tangerine

2007-05-21T02:04:45Z

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Why aren't you [[Buy more tangerines|buying more tangerines]]?

Boris Yeltsin

2007-05-21T02:04:15Z

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Boris Yeltsin died on April 23, 2007. Have a [[tangerine|citrus fruit]] in his honor.

Bylaws

2007-05-21T01:51:52Z

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These are the official (but not the canonical) bylaws of the KGB organization. They are very important.

=ARTICLE I. NAME AND OBJECTIVES=

==Section 1. Name==
The name of the organization shall be [[KGB]].

==Section 2. Objectives==
The objectives of the organization shall be:
* to promote a spirit of fellowship among its [[members]].
* to take an active and positive role in campus life.

==Section 3. No Profit==
The organization shall not be conducted or operated for profit and no part of any profits or remainder or residue from dues, donations, or other sources of income to the organization shall inure to the personal benefit of any member or individual.

=ARTICLE II. DEFINITIONS=

==Section 1. Standing Definitions==
The terms defined as follows shall be considered standing definitions:

===a. Majority===
A majority shall be defined as a number greater then one-half (1/2), or fifty percent (50%), of the total.

===b. Organization Quorum===
A quorum of the organization is required in order to hold meetings as set forth in Article IV, Sections 1 and 2, and shall be either a majority of the voting members or seventy-five percent (75%) of the active members.

===c. Board Quorum===
A quorum of the Board is required in order to hold meetings set forth in Article IV, Sections 3, 4, and 5, shall be a majority of the Board members.

===d. Written Petitions===
All written petitions shall bear the signatures of either ten (10) members, or twenty percent (20%) of the voting membership, whichever is greater.

===e. Member in Good Standing===
A [[members|member]] is in good standing whose [[dues]] are current and whose other monetary obligations to the organization are fulfilled
# within sixty (60) days of the obligation's creation, or
# by the Annual Meeting (as defined in Art. VI, Sec. 2)
whichever comes first unless such obligations are created within seven (7) days prior to the Annual Meeting, in which case clause 2 shall not apply.

===f. Voting Member===
A voting [[members|member]] is a member in good standing who has attended at least one (1) previous meeting.

===g. Mailing===
A mailing may be by physical or electronic means. Such mail must be individually addressed to each recipient, and may not only be to a single central bulletin board or other medium.

===h. Active Member===
An active [[members|member]] shall be a voting member who has attended at least one of the three (3) previous regular organization meetings as set forth in Article IV, Section 1 of these bylaws.

===i. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]===
The annual meeting is the meeting at which the officers shall be elected for the ensuing year, and at which other significant business is conducted in accordance with these bylaws, and is described in Article VI, Section 2 of these bylaws.

===j. Random Process===
A random process shall be any method of choice which assigns an equal probability of selection to each option.

===k. [[Duck]]===
Anything that looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.

==Section 2. Provisional Definitions==
All terms not previously defined as standing Definitions shall be defined according to the current edition of MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY.

=ARTICLE III. MEMBERSHIP=

==Section 1. [[Members|Membership]]==
Each individual voting member shall have one (1) vote. Each member shall receive one (1) copy of any notices, publications or other distributed documents of the organization.

==Section 2. Becoming a Member==
Any person whose [[dues]] have been paid to the Treasurer and whose body temperature is above fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit shall be considered a member. However, the second requirement can be waived for the fee of ten (10) dollars.

==Section 3. [[Dues]]==
Membership dues for the next year shall be suggested annually by the [[Executive Board]] in March, and approved or changed by the voting membership at the April meeting. Dues shall be payable on or before the thirtieth day of September each year.

==Section 4. Termination==
Memberships may be terminated voluntarily:
===a. Resignation===
Any member may resign from the [[KGB|organization]] upon written notice to the [[Recording Secretary]].

===b. Lapsed Memberships===
A membership will be considered as lapsed and automatically terminated if such member's [[dues]] remain unpaid thirty (30) days after the deadline for payment of dues. However, the [[Executive Board]] may grant an additional thirty (30) days grace period to such delinquent [[members]] in exceptional cases. In no case may a person be entitled to vote at any
[[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] whose dues are unpaid as of the date of that meeting, or who are sixty (60) days in arrears of other monetary obligations to the organization.

==Section 5. Refund of [[Dues]]==
Membership [[dues]] will not be refunded either wholly or in part for any reason save extreme circumstances as determined by the membership.

==Section 6. Benefits of Membership==
All [[members]] in good standing shall receive all benefits of membership except as stipulated in the bylaws.

=ARTICLE IV. [[Meetings|MEETINGS]] AND VOTING=

==Section 1. Regular Organization [[Meetings]]==
Regular [[meetings]] of the organization shall be held as directed by the Executive Board. Written notice of such meetings shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the Corresponding Secretary through the official organization newsletter or by other mailing, as well as upon any change in the announced time.

==Section 2. Special Organization Meetings==
Special [[meetings]] of the organization may be called by the [[President]], or by a majority vote of the members of the [[Executive Board]] who are present and voting at any regular or special meeting of the Board, or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon receipt of a written petition. Written notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] at least three (3) and not more than fifteen (15) days prior to the date of the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose(s) of the meeting, and no other organization business may be transacted thereat.

==Section 3. Regular [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Regular [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] shall be held as directed by the Board, with a minimum of two (2) such meetings per semester. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] and upon any change in the announced time. Such [[meetings]] shall be closed to non-members of the organization unless the individual(s) should be specifically invited by the [[Executive Board|Board]], in which case the cause for the non-member presence shall be the first order of business, and after which the non-member may be asked to leave the meeting.

==Section 4. Special [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Special [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] may be called by the [[President]], or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon the receipt of a written petition signed by at least three (3) members of the [[Executive Board|Board]]. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the membership at least five (5) days prior to the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose of the meeting and no other business may be transacted thereat. In addition, all restrictions in Section 3 of this article shall apply to special meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]].

==Section 5. Emergency [[Executive Board|Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Emergency meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]] may be called by the [[President]] or [[1st VP|First Vice-President]] and may be held by phone. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the officers at least one (1) day prior to the meeting. Any majority decision reached will be entered into the minutes of the next regular [[Exec|Board]] meeting.

==Section 6. Voting==
Each voting [[members|member]] shall be entitled to one (1) vote at any regular meeting of the [[KGB|organization]] at which the member is present. Absentee voting will be permitted only for elections. Absentee ballots must be submitted to all the election proctors at
least twelve (12) hours in advance of the commencement of the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], and may be submitted by electronic mail or in person.

=ARTICLE V. [[:category:Officers|OFFICERS]] AND REPRESENTATIVES=

==Section 1. [[Executive Board]]==
The [[:category:officers|officers]] of the [[KGB|organization]] shall constitute the [[Exec|Executive board]]. The power necessary for the general management of the organization's affairs shall be entrusted to the Board, except as follows.

===a. Supremacy of the Organization===
The Board shall be subject to the orders of the organization, and none of its acts shall conflict with action taken by the organization, and the organization may countermand any decision of the board by a majority vote, thus opening up the question for consideration by the organization.

===b. Distribution of Funds===
The Board shall not distribute the organization's funds except as directed by the organization.

==Section 2. [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==
The organization officers, consisting of the following, shall serve in their respective capacities both with regard to the organization and its meetings and the [[Exec|Board]] and its [[meetings]].

===a. [[President]]===
The President shall preside at all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]], and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of President in addition to those provided for in these bylaws.

===b. [[1st VP|First Vice-President]]===
The First Vice-President shall be in charge of fellowship and shall actively recruit new [[members]].

===c. [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]]===
The Second Vice-President shall be in charge of organizing fellowship activities.

===d. [[Corresponding Secretary]]===
The Corresponding Secretary shall have charge of all correspondence pertinent to the [[KGB|organization]] other than the correspondence reserved for the [[Recording Secretary]] and [[Treasurer]]. The Corresponding Secretary shall be the Editor of the organization [[Pravda?|Newsletter]].

===e. [[Recording Secretary]]===
The Recording Secretary shall keep a record of all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]] and of all matters of which a record shall be ordered by the organization. The Recording Secretary shall keep a roll of the [[members]] of the organization with applicable information, including attendance at meetings of the general body; furthermore, the Recording Secretary shall carry out such other duties as are prescribed in these bylaws, and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of Secretary, except for those duties and powers assigned to another officer by these bylaws. In the absence of the Recording Secretary, the duties and powers thereof shall be executed by the Corresponding Secretary, or in the absence thereof, the most senior officer present not presiding over the meeting.

===f. [[Treasurer]]===
The Treasurer shall collect and receive all [[Treasury|moneys]] due or belonging to the organization, and shall deposit the same in a bank satisfactory to the [[Exec|Board]], in the name of the [[KGB|organization]]. The Treasurer's books shall be open at all times to the inspection of the Board, and the Treasurer shall report to the Board and the general [[members|membership]] at every meeting the condition of the organization's finances. At the [[annual meeting]], the Treasurer shall render an account of all moneys received and expended during the previous fiscal year. During the month of September the Treasurer shall mail to each member a statement of [[dues]] for the ensuing year. The Treasurer shall disperse funds as directed by the Executive Board. The Treasurer shall also be responsible for filing all financial forms applicable to the organization. In the absence of the Treasurer, the [[Recording Secretary]] shall record allocations made or debts incurred by or to the organization; however, the Recording Secretary shall not disburse or collect moneys, unless authorized so to do by the Board.

===g. [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]]===
The Sergeant at Arms shall assist in preserving order as the chair may direct, and other duties as set forth in the standing rules of order.

==Section 3. [[:category:officers|Officer]] Requirements==
All Officers of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be voting [[members]] who are [[Activities fee|Activities Fee]]-paying students.

==Section 4. Vacancies==
Any vacancy of an [[:category:Officers|officer]] position occurring on the [[Exec|Board]] during the year shall be filled for the unexpired term of office by a majority vote of all the remaining members of the Board by the second regular [[meetings|meeting]] of the board following the creation of such vacancy.

==Section 5. Recall of [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==
Any officer may be recalled for misconduct or dereliction of duty. A written petition, stating the reason(s) for recall, shall be filed with the [[Exec|Board]]. Written notice of such a petition shall be mailed to the membership. At the next regular [[meetings|meeting]] at least six (6) days after the mailing, a hearing on the matter will be held and a two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the recall.

==Section 6. Seniority==
Seniority of offices is: [[President]], [[1st VP|First Vice-President]], [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]], [[Corresponding Secretary]],
[[Recording Secretary]], [[Treasurer]], and [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]].

=ARTICLE VI. [[KGB|ORGANIZATION]] YEAR, [[Annual meeting|ANNUAL MEETING]], [[Elections|ELECTIONS]]=

==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] Year==
The organization's fiscal year shall begin on the first day of September and end on the thirty-first day of August. The organization's official year shall begin immediately at the conclusion of the [[elections|election]] at the [[annual meeting]] and shall continue
through the election at the next annual meeting.

==Section 2. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]==
No later than the last meeting in the month of December the [[Exec|board]] shall set the date for the Annual Meeting. The annual meeting shall be held in the month of April of each year. At the Annual Meeting the Officers for the ensuing year shall be elected by
secret, written ballot from among those nominated in accordance with Section 4 of this article. They shall take office immediately upon the conclusion of the election and each retiring [[:category:Officers|officer]] shall relinquish all properties and records relating to that office within fifteen (15) days after the [[elections|election]].

==Section 3. [[Elections]]==
The color of elections shall be [[purple]].

===a. Proctors===
For the duration of the [[elections]] at the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a set of at least three proctors shall preside and keep order at the meeting. Ballots shall be counted by at least two proctors. Proctors shall be ineligible to run in that year's elections. Proctors shall be voting members of the organization except as discussed in section VI.3.b.

===b. Normal Proctor Selection===
At least two weeks prior to the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a slate of at least three consenting [[members]] shall be nominated as proctors at a meeting of the [[Exec|Board]]. A member shall not be nominated if any member of the Board objects. At any meeting of the general body thereafter prior to the Annual Meeting, the slate may be modified or approved by a two-thirds (2/3) vote. At any such time, if it has not yet approved a slate of proctors, the organization may elect to request proctors from an external source with a two-thirds (2/3) vote.

===c. Emergency Proctor Selection===
If, at the Annual Meeting, less than three approved proctors are in attendance, the [[members|general body]] shall again have the opportunity to modify and approve the slate of proctors. If no proctors have yet been approved, after at least two failed votes to approve the current slate of proctors the chair may declare an impasse. In such an impasse, five present members not presently nominated for office shall be selected as proctors by random process; or, if five such members cannot be found, five members from the total attendance shall be so selected, but shall remain eligible for election.

===d. [[Elections|Election]] Procedure===
The election of each [[Officers|officer]] shall be concluded before the election of the next begins, and these elections shall be held in order of the chain of command. Write-in ballots or other invalid ballots shall be considered as abstentions. The candidate receiving a majority of the votes cast for each office shall be declared elected. In the case of an all-way tie, an additional round shall be run. Should the tie repeat, the winner shall be decided by the proctors of the election by random process. Otherwise, candidates shall be eliminated by the following method:

# Sort candidates into tiers of people with the same number of votes.
# Starting with the lowest ranking tier, remove tiers from the running in increasing order of rank until removing another would bring the total number of votes removed above 1/3. If there are no tiers with a number of votes below 1/3, remove the lowest ranking tier.
# If more than one candidate remains, run another round.

The winner shall be announced by the election proctors. Vote totals shall not be announced. The ballots shall be destroyed upon completion of the elections.

==Section 4. Nominations==
No person may be a candidate in an [[KGB|organization]] [[elections|election]] who has not been nominated or who is not a voting organization [[members|member]] in good standing. During the last quarter of the official year the Executive Board shall select a [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]] consisting of four (4) members willing to so serve, not more than one (1) of whom shall be a member of the [[Exec|Board]]. The [[Recording Secretary]] shall immediately notify the committee members of their selection. The Board shall name a Chairperson for the committee and it shall be this person's duty to call a committee meeting which shall be held on or before March 1. Once the first meeting has been held, the membership of this committee cannot be altered by the board. No person who has served on the Nominating Committee will be eligible to run in that year's elections.

===a. Duties of the Nominating Committee===
The committee shall nominate at least one (1) candidate for each office, and after securing the consent of each person so nominated, shall immediately report their nominations to both the [[RecSec|Recording]] and [[CorSec|Corresponding]] Secretaries in writing.

===b. Membership Notification of the Report of the Nominating Committee===
Upon receipt of the [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]]'s report, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall on or before April 1, notify each member in writing of the candidates so nominated.

===c. Ad hoc Nominations===
Additional nominations may be made at any meeting after the report of the nominating committee and before the [[annual meeting]] by any member in attendance provided that the person so nominated does not decline when his or her name is proposed, and provided further that if the proposed candidate is not in attendance at this meeting, the proposer shall present to the Recording Secretary a written statement of the candidate's willingness to be so nominated. A voting member may be nominated and run for more than one (1) office, but shall only be allowed to hold one (1) office.

===d. Membership Notification of the Final List of Nominees===
Upon finalization of the nominations and at least three days before the annual meeting, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall notify each member in writing of the list of candidates.

===e. Exclusion of Other Nominations===
Nominations cannot be made at the [[annual meeting]] or in any manner other than as provided for in this section.

=ARTICLE VII - [[Committees|COMMITTEES]]=

==Section 1. Ordinary [[Committees]]==
The Board may each year appoint standing ordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Special ordinary committees may also be appointed by the Board to aid it on particular projects. Such committees shall always be subject to the final authority of the Board.

==Section 2. Revision of Ordinary [[Committees]]==
Any ordinary committee appointment may be terminated by the Board upon written notice to the appointee, and the Board may appoint successors to those persons whose services have been terminated.

==Section 3. Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The organization may appoint extraordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Each such committee has an owner, who must be a member in good standing of the organization. The owner appoints and replaces the chair of the committee as deemed
appropriate.

==Section 4. Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The owner of an extraordinary committee is determined by auction, the proceeds of which are payable to the organization. In the event of a vacancy in ownership of an extraordinary committee, the organization may fill the vacancy by auction.

==Section 5. Voluntary Transfer of Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The owner of an extraordinary committee may transfer the ownership of the committee to another member in good standing by notifying the Recording Secretary.

==Section 6. Records of [[Committees]]==
The [[Recording Secretary]] shall maintain a record of the membership of all ordinary committees and of the ownership of all
extraordinary committees.

=ARTICLE VIII. [[Disciplinary action|REPRIMAND, SUSPENSION, AND EXPULSION]]=

==Section 1. Responsibility==
Any member of the organization shall be held accountable for any conduct considered injurious to the organization or its purposes and objectives. The gravity of such conduct shall first be considered at a hearing before the [[Executive Board]]. Considering said charges of conduct, the Board may, at its discretion, enforce any of the following punitive actions:

===a. Reprimand===
The [[Exec|Board]] may reprimand the [[members|member]] for minor offenses, which can include, but shall not be limited to, written reprimand, verbal warning, restitution, or organization service.

===b. Suspension===
For offenses of a more serious nature, the [[Exec|Board]] may suspend membership privileges of the [[members|member]] for any length of time, up to the next [[Annual Meeting]] of the organization.

===c. Expulsion===
Considering the most heinous of offenses, the [[Exec|Board]] may propose to the [[KGB|organization]] [[members|membership]] expulsion of the member. The [[KGB|organization]] shall then vote at the next [[Meetings|Regular Meeting]] of the [[KGB|organization]], and the proposal for expulsion shall require a two-thirds (2/3) [[voting|vote]] for approval.

==Section 2. Notice of charges==
Any [[members|member]] so charged shall be given written notice of said hearing at least ten (10) days prior to that hearing, and such [[members|member]] shall have the right to be present at said hearing for the purposes of defense.

==Section 3. Appeal of reprimand or suspension==
Any [[members|member]] affected by Section 1, Parts (a) and (b), of this Article, shall have thirty (30) days to appeal said proceedings. Written notice of appeal shall be presented to the [[Recording Secretary]]. The [[Exec|Board]] shall then, in turn, present the matter to the [[voting]] [[members|membership]] at the next Regular organization [[meetings|meeting]]. An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) [[voting|vote]] shall be required to sustain the actions of the [[Exec|Board]].

==Section 4. Reinstatement==
Any person whose membership is terminated according to Section 1 of this article must present his or her application for reinstatement to the [[Executive Board]] for approval prior to being [[voting|voted]] upon by the general membership.

=ARTICLE IX. PARLIAMENTARY AUTHORITY=

The rules contained in the current edition of [[Robert's Rules of Order|ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER NEWLY REVISED]] shall govern the [[KGB|organization]] in all cases to which they are applicable and in which they are not inconsistent with these [[Bylaws]] and any special rules of order the [[KGB|organization]] may adopt.

=ARTICLE X. AMENDMENTS=

==Section 1. Proposal of Amendments==
Amendments to these [[bylaws]] may be proposed by the [[Executive Board]] or by written petition addressed to the [[Recording Secretary]]. Amendments proposed by such petition shall be promptly considered by the [[Exec|Board]] and must be submitted to the [[members]] with the recommendations of the [[Exec|Board]] by the [[Recording Secretary]] for a [[voting|vote]] within thirty (30) days of the date when the petition was received by the [[Recording Secretary]].

==Section 2. Approval of Amendments==
These bylaws may be amended by a two-thirds (2/3) [[voting|vote]] at any regular or special [[meetings|meeting]] called for the purpose, provided the proposed amendments have been included in the notice of the meeting and mailed to each [[members|member]] at least six (6) days prior to the date of the meeting.

=ARTICLE XI. DONATIONS=

The [[KGB|organization]] may accept donations in the form of money, equipment or other property to be used for the exclusive benefit of the [[members|membership]], provided however, that all contributions and donations to the organization shall be subject to approval by the [[Exec|Board]].

=ARTICLE XII. DISSOLUTION=

The organization may be dissolved at any time by the written consent of not less than two-thirds (2/3) of the [[voting]] [[members]] in good standing. In the event of the dissolution of the [[KGB|organization]], whether voluntary or involuntary or by operation of law, none of the property of the organization nor any proceeds thereof nor any assets of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be distributed to any [[members]] of the [[KGB|organization]]. After payment of the debts of the [[KGB|organization]], its property and assets shall be given to a similar organization or sold and the money donated to a charitable organization selected by the [[Executive Board]].

=ARTICLE XIII. SUGGESTED ORDER OF BUSINESS=

==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] [[meetings]]==
At [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]], the order of business, so far as the character and nature of the meeting may permit, shall be as follows:

# Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[Exec|Board]] meetings held in the interim
# Reports of [[officers]]
# Reports of [[committees]]
# [[Old business]]
# New business
# [[Elections]] (at [[annual meeting]])
# Actual Real Relevant Announcements Pertaining to the Business of KGB as an Organization.
# [[Schmucks|Open floor]]

==Section 2. [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings]]==
At [[meetings]] of the [[Exec|Board]], the order of business, unless otherwise directed by majority [[voting|vote]] of those present, shall be as follows:

# Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings]] held in the interim
# Reports of [[officers]]
# Reports of [[committees]]
# [[Old business]]
# New business

The future

2007-05-21T01:46:07Z

Maument:

In the future there are [[robots]].

In the future, everyone will have their own [[jcreed]]. However, in the future, watch your jcreed carefully, as it may be stolen by the nefarious [[mglisson]].

Go South South

2007-05-20T04:14:31Z

Maument:

You continue going south. Time passes. As day passes into night and vice versa, you continue heading this direction until it becomes your life's mission. Two months later, charging forward, lemming-style, you fall off the south end of the world. You die.

[[Text adventure|Start Over]]

Go North

2007-05-20T04:12:06Z

Maument:

Go South East

2007-05-20T04:09:54Z

Maument:

You walk into a giant squid. You die.

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Panther Hollow

2007-05-20T04:04:28Z

Maument:

'''Panther Hollow''' is a ravine of sorts that runs between [[CMU]] and [[University of Pittsburgh]]. It is so called because of a yearly holiday event that took place there. The taxidermied skins of the native Allegheny Panther were brought in, stuffed with candy, and hung from trees while local [[children]] battered them, blindfolded, for fun and profit. The railway currently running through Panther Hollow now made this event more difficult and, subsequently, its popularity declined.

Ehohenst

2007-05-20T03:46:31Z

Maument:

Seen most every week at meetings, '''Elizabeth Hohenstein''' (born May 5, 1862)is a freshman Civil Engineer as well as a member of the [[KGB]], in spite of going to [[University of Pittsburgh]]. You are more than welcome to throw pennies at her. Her twin sister, Victoria, however, does go to [[Carnegie Mellon]].

Unlike [[purple]], a motion to Elizabeth Hohenstein is not always in order.

[[Category:Freaking Awesome]]

Students

2007-05-20T03:22:36Z

Maument:

'''Students''' are a variety of symbiotic lifeforms that feed off the education, social structure, and general scholastic wankery provided by a [[CMU|university]] or other insitution in exchange for their money. The phylum students is further divided into classes by majors and age. Evolution (by means of accumulation of credits and subsequent graduation, or use of a Moon Stone) results in reclassification into other groups. For the KGB, such an evolution often results (though not always) in [[defectors]].

Maument

2007-03-04T00:06:39Z

Maument:

Matthew "Almond" Robert Aument (born April 25, 2002) is a CMU student, composer, and is freaking awesome. He is currently the only music major in KGB, which is odd, because, while voice majors consider the KGB to be very strange, everyone else considers voice majors to be very strange as well. He currently has four sisters whom he has never met, one of which is older than his father. Along with Glisson, LaTorre, and several others, he is one of the people (and occasionally [[birds]]) named Matt in KGB.
[[Category:Freaking Awesome]]

Baker Hall

2006-12-15T02:36:04Z

Maument: Forgot the category

'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. However, it got lost in the mail and somehow ended up on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] wchich are an excpetionally prime location for [[cluster racing]].

[[Category:Buildings]]

Mao Yisheng

2006-12-15T02:35:23Z

Maument: Added a link

'''Mao Yisheng''' (January 9, 1896 - November 12, 1989) is an 8 foot tall Chinese man who was coated in bronze and placed on the side of [[Baker Hall]]. He had been the first person ever to earn a Ph.D. at [[Carnegie Mellon University]] and is most famous for being an expert on bridges. He was not in [[KGB]], largely because the organization did not exist yet (quite fortunately, for, if it had, the KGB would not be able to make jokes about sci-fi, film noir, or have any [[computer science]] majors, which also did not exist yet). In late 2005 he was exhumed, coated in bronze, and, on April 18, 2006, place on Carnegie Mellon's campus as part of the [[Random art on campus|Random Art on Campus]] campaign.

[[Category:Cryptozoology]]
[[Category:Random Art on Campus]]

Baker Hall

2006-12-15T02:34:22Z

Maument:

User:Maument

2006-12-15T02:27:43Z

Maument:

#REDIRECT [[maument]]

General body members

2006-12-14T17:13:11Z

Maument:

These are our fine KGB members.

* [[aballard]]
* [[aij]]
* [[aleffert]]
* [[areese]]
* [[astromme]]
* [[cgwright]]
* [[cmartens]]
* [[cpride]]
* [[csawyer]]
* [[user:csjackso|csjackso]]
* [[ddagradi]]
* [[djreed]]
* [[djurado]]
* [[dlstern]]
* [[dpalexan]]
* [[dpardo]]
* [[user:edanaher|edanaher]]
* [[ehohenst]]
* [[user:eleather|eleather]]
* [[ghannema]]
* [[greg4]]
* [[groenbjerg]]
* [[gwillen]]
* [[gzearfos]]
* [[jcdavis]]
* [[jciscon]]
* [[jdkaufma]]
* [[jgg]]
* [[jsp16]]
* [[krivard]]
* [[ksubrama]]
* [[labbott]]
* [[user:lea|lea]]
* [[leet]]
* [[maument]]
* [[mglisson]]
* [[mmorrill]]
* [[mspindle]]
* [[mstephens]]
* [[mvarshav]]
* [[pdesider]]
* [[pm39]]
* [[pmellott]]
* [[pwasserm]]
* [[pwg]]
* [[rbiggs]]
* [[rhalstea]]
* [[rlane]]
* [[rmacclou]]
* [[rszewczy]]
* [[shawn]]
* [[tcrow]]
* [[tlw]]
* [[tpburns]]
* [[vkaplan]]

Truth

2006-12-14T05:53:33Z

Maument:

'''Truth''' (Pronounced: [tɹʌθ], rhyming with the first syllable of "nothing") is a concept that frequently includes such ideas as [[facts]], [[information]], [[lies]], and [[user:edanaher|edanaher]]. Regulated by the [[Ministry of Truth]], it was discovered in 1218 AD by a group of French monks, and later invented by Edouard Manet in 1857.

Ministry of Truth

2006-12-14T05:26:37Z

Maument:

The [[Ministry of Truth]] defines [[truth]]. It's just what it does. Go about your business, citizen.

Lies

2006-12-13T20:40:51Z

Maument:

#REDIRECT [[Pravda?]]

Hat

2006-12-13T20:39:05Z

Maument:

A '''hat''' is definately and absolutely not a [[duck]]. All other things you hear about hats are [[lies]], including that they are stacked by [[Matts]].

List of awesome things for KGB to do

2006-12-13T20:36:40Z

Maument:

List of awesome things for KGB to do

2006-12-03T07:46:26Z

Maument:

KGB and people in KGB tend to occasionally take on interesting projects in the name of making [[CMU]] a more interesting place. These have included covering the fence in astroturf, wandering around with lab coats and Geiger Counters, and offering the denizens of CMU free cups of beef broth.

* Build a treehouse
* place little statues around like different lemmings
* Labyrinth
* Pole dance (very formal dance at the [[Pole]], waltzing, suits, snowboots)
* Put on a play
* Masquerade Ball (no/maybe strippers)
* KGB: The Movie N
* Giant (Fucking) Theremin
* Hacks!
# Hanging Police flag from top of Walking To The Sky
* Fence Hacks!
# Dance party
# Actualllly extend the fence
# Texture the fence (bumps, shapes with latex)
# (Dali-fying)
* Hot-air balloon
* Shit tall enough to violate airspace regulations
* Hire a Clown for an event
* Ball pit
* Performance Art
# Put on a fight
* Date Auction (Auction of fruit in front of Doherty)
* Laser Graphic Projector (feasible?)
* Bigger, weirder posters
# Join the Chalking Club (chalk sidewalk - all of it)
* Build and stock snow forts
* To-scale printouts of Wean and putting it over Hunt
* Scale models of campus
* Flyers/pamphlets
* Give public speeches
* Invite people for talks
* Fake posters/conferences - i.e. meeting of minds (which especially make no sense)
* Icon Garden (moof!)
* Celebrate silly important holidays
* Field Trips - Berry pickings
* Giant statues/mannequin garden
* Stage a revolution!
* Divide KGB into two sides and have some sort of anarchy contest
* Make a barricade out of sandbags and wire (maybe that goes with the revolution)
* Theme dress-up days
* Human chess
* Christmas-light the fence
* The Bat Signal (The Brie Symbol)
* Elaborate mythology built around Tekie
* Train people in...something (martial art)
* Don't Readme/Pravda-to-the-Campus
* Everyone in KGB Gets A $20 Hat
* Membership Cards
* Throw Mardi Gras beads off building
* Insurance Scams
* Huge-monster costumes
* Mural!
* Flash-mob stuff (see Improv Everywhere)
* Fuck with the movie building filmed on campus

List of awesome things for KGB to do

2006-12-03T07:44:51Z

Maument:

KGB and people in KGB tend to occasionally take on interesting projects in the name of making [[CMU]] a more interesting place. These have included covering the fence in astroturf, wandering around with lab coats and Geiger Counters, and offering the denizens of CMU free cups of beef broth.

* Build a treehouse
* place little statues around like different lemmings
* Labyrinth
* Pole dance (very formal dance at the [[Pole]], waltzing, suits, snowboots)
* Put on a play
* Masquerade Ball (no/maybe strippers)
* KGB: The Movie N
* Giant (Fucking) Theremin
* Hacks!
# Hanging Police flag from top of Walking To The Sky
* Fence Hacks!
# Dance party
# Actualllly extend the fence
# Texture the fence (bumps, shapes with latex)
# (Dali[[-|Hyphen]]fying)
* Hot-air balloon
* Shit tall enough to violate airspace regulations
* Hire a Clown for an event
* Ball pit
* Performance Art
# Put on a fight
* Date Auction (Auction of fruit in front of Doherty)
* Laser Graphic Projector (feasible?)
* Bigger, weirder posters
# Join the Chalking Club (chalk sidewalk - all of it)
* Build and stock snow forts
* To-scale printouts of Wean and putting it over Hunt
* Scale models of campus
* Flyers/pamphlets
* Give public speeches
* Invite people for talks
* Fake posters/conferences - i.e. meeting of minds (which especially make no sense)
* Icon Garden (moof!)
* Celebrate silly important holidays
* Field Trips - Berry pickings
* Giant statues/mannequin garden
* Stage a revolution!
* Divide KGB into two sides and have some sort of anarchy contest
* Make a barricade out of sandbags and wire (maybe that goes with the revolution)
* Theme dress-up days
* Human chess
* Christmas-light the fence
* The Bat Signal (The Brie Symbol)
* Elaborate mythology built around Tekie
* Train people in...something (martial art)
* Don't Readme/Pravda-to-the-Campus
* Everyone in KGB Gets A $20 Hat
* Membership Cards
* Throw Mardi Gras beads off building
* Insurance Scams
* Huge-monster costumes
* Mural!
* Flash-mob stuff (see Improv Everywhere)
* Fuck with the movie building filmed on campus

List of awesome things for KGB to do

2006-12-03T07:44:27Z

Maument:

KGB and people in KGB tend to occasionally take on interesting projects in the name of making [[CMU]] a more interesting place. These have included covering the fence in astroturf, wandering around with lab coats and Geiger Counters, and offering the denizens of CMU free cups of beef broth.

* Build a treehouse
* place little statues around like different lemmings
* Labyrinth
* Pole dance (very formal dance at the [[Pole]], waltzing, suits, snowboots)
* Put on a play
* Masquerade Ball (no/maybe strippers)
* KGB: The Movie N
* Giant (Fucking) Theremin
* Hacks!
# Hanging Police flag from top of Walking To The Sky
* Fence Hacks!
# Dance party
# Actualllly extend the fence
# Texture the fence (bumps, shapes with latex)
# (Dali[[-]]fying)
* Hot-air balloon
* Shit tall enough to violate airspace regulations
* Hire a Clown for an event
* Ball pit
* Performance Art
# Put on a fight
* Date Auction (Auction of fruit in front of Doherty)
* Laser Graphic Projector (feasible?)
* Bigger, weirder posters
# Join the Chalking Club (chalk sidewalk - all of it)
* Build and stock snow forts
* To-scale printouts of Wean and putting it over Hunt
* Scale models of campus
* Flyers/pamphlets
* Give public speeches
* Invite people for talks
* Fake posters/conferences - i.e. meeting of minds (which especially make no sense)
* Icon Garden (moof!)
* Celebrate silly important holidays
* Field Trips - Berry pickings
* Giant statues/mannequin garden
* Stage a revolution!
* Divide KGB into two sides and have some sort of anarchy contest
* Make a barricade out of sandbags and wire (maybe that goes with the revolution)
* Theme dress-up days
* Human chess
* Christmas-light the fence
* The Bat Signal (The Brie Symbol)
* Elaborate mythology built around Tekie
* Train people in...something (martial art)
* Don't Readme/Pravda-to-the-Campus
* Everyone in KGB Gets A $20 Hat
* Membership Cards
* Throw Mardi Gras beads off building
* Insurance Scams
* Huge-monster costumes
* Mural!
* Flash-mob stuff (see Improv Everywhere)
* Fuck with the movie building filmed on campus

Go North North

2006-12-03T07:39:47Z

Maument:

Go North

2006-12-03T07:38:56Z

Maument:

Go North North

2006-12-03T07:36:51Z

Maument:

[[Pole|Go North]]

[[Pravda?|Go East]]

[[Go North|Go South]]

[[Wean|Go West]]

User:Edanaher

2006-12-02T16:51:06Z

Maument:

edanaher can be e-mailed at, amazingly, edanaher@andrew.cmu.edu

The following is true.

Evan is, of course, a [[Birds|bird]]. But what is a bird? We just don't know. The best guesses of some of the greatest minds of our time suggest that birds may in fact be ethereal beings of another dimension, sent to observe our strange Earth customs. When Evan comes around, make sure to engage in the typical Earth practice of standing on your head to better understand the passing of the bus, continually check your watch for excess cake you can save for the party later than night, and extol loudly the virtues of the city of Glasgow in comparison to Edinburgh. In this way, we can make sure that Evan's reports to his supreme bird overlords are complete and accurate to the finest detail.

Also, Evan doesn't post minutes.

[[Category:Cryptozoology]]

User:Edanaher

2006-12-02T16:50:32Z

Maument:

Mglisson

2006-11-25T17:04:27Z

Maument:

If the [[President]] is the soul of the organization, the [[Second Vice-President]] the body, the [[Sergeant at Arms]] the hands, and the [[Corresponding Secretary]] the gaping, toothy maw, '''Matt Glisson''' (43 Octember 1947 - January 16 1977 - ???) is the fuzzy, twitching right eyebrow of the [[KGB]].

General body members

2006-11-25T17:00:42Z

Maument:

These are our fine KGB members.

* [[aballard]]
* [[aij]]
* [[aleffert]]
* [[areese]]
* [[astromme]]
* [[cgwright]]
* [[cmartens]]
* [[cpride]]
* [[csawyer]]
* [[csjackso]]
* [[ddagradi]]
* [[djreed]]
* [[djurado]]
* [[dlstern]]
* [[dpalexan]]
* [[dpardo]]
* [[edanaher]]
* [[ehohenst]]
* [[eleather]]
* [[ghannema]]
* [[greg4]]
* [[groenbjerg]]
* [[gwillen]]
* [[gzearfos]]
* [[jcdavis]]
* [[jciscon]]
* [[jdkaufma]]
* [[jgg]]
* [[jsp16]]
* [[krivard]]
* [[ksubrama]]
* [[labbott]]
* [[lea]]
* [[leet]]
* [[maument]]
* [[mglisson]]
* [[mmorrill]]
* [[mspindle]]
* [[mstephens]]
* [[mvarshav]]
* [[pdesider]]
* [[pm39]]
* [[pmellott]]
* [[pwasserm]]
* [[pwg]]
* [[rbiggs]]
* [[rhalstea]]
* [[rlane]]
* [[rmacclou]]
* [[rszewczy]]
* [[shawn]]
* [[tcrow]]
* [[tlw]]
* [[tpburns]]
* [[vkaplan]]

User:Dominic

2006-11-25T16:58:51Z

Maument:

{{dominic|a fine bourbon and hot jazz|in the moving-pictures.}}

Corresponding Secretary, 2006-2007:
<br><br>
Years ago, the Baltimore County School Board decided to expel Dominic from the entire public school system. This was largely due to an explosion in the school's creamed corn silo that is best left unexplained. The entirety of his existence before the explosion has been wiped from the National Identification System. His new life as a hobo on the streets of the South kept him alive for several years, but it wasn't until someone got a taste of the pie he made in a dark alleyway that he finally got his big break. While the symptoms of his insanity are generally kept at bay, he is known to have flare ups, such as wandering the streets in business clothes (this being unusual as he is clearly a pirate).

Dominic thinks [[User:Csjackso]] is lame for being a poophead.

[[Category:Random Art on Campus]]
[[Category:Freaking Awesome]]

Facts

2006-11-25T16:54:59Z

Maument:

Everything you read about KGB is true, even the [[pravda?|lies]].

Ehohenst

2006-11-25T16:51:02Z

Maument:

'''Elizabeth Hohenstein''' is a freshman [[KGB]] member, in spite of going to [[University of Pittsburgh]]. Her twin sister, Victoria, however, does go to [[Carnegie Mellon]]. Unlike [[purple]], a motion to Elizabeth Hohenstein is not always in order.

Ehohenst

2006-11-25T16:50:37Z

Maument:

'''Elizabeth Hohenstein''' is a freshman [[KGB]] member, in spite of going to [[University of Pittsburgh]]. Her twin sister, Victoria, however, does go to Carnegie Mellon. Unlike [[purple]], a motion to Elizabeth Hohenstein is not always in order.

Ehohenst

2006-11-25T16:50:12Z

Maument:

'''Elizabeth Hohenstein''' is a freshman KGB member, in spite of going to University of Pittsburgh. Her twin sister, Victoria, however, does go to Carnegie Mellon. Unlike [[purple]], a motion to Elizabeth Hohenstein is not always in order.

Hate Kills

2006-11-16T02:55:40Z

Maument:

'''Hate Kills''' is a metal structure coated with a plasticky canvas material convered in quotes and pictures of hate crimes. It sits on the Cut under some trees, near [[Translocation]]. It is unknown how long it will in its current location, but if the fact that the thick panes of glass on the last work displayed on the cut were broken twice is any indication of the average lifespan of art on the Cut, it probably won't survive frisbee season.

[[Category:Random Art on Campus]]