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KGB Wiki:Current events

2023-07-13T21:22:28Z

Nkeck:

Check out our [https://www.cmukgb.org/calendar/ calendar]!

KGB Wiki:Current events

2023-07-12T13:57:52Z

Nkeck:

Check out our [https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=kgb%40andrew.cmu.edu&ctz=America%2FNew_York calendar]!

KGB Wiki:Current events

2023-07-12T13:57:00Z

Nkeck:

Check out our [https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=kgb%40andrew.cmu.edu&ctz=America%2FNew_York]!

Nkeck

2023-06-26T19:50:12Z

Nkeck: /* CorSec, 2023-2024 */

"Nick Keck" is a person, perhaps, maybe. We're not really sure honestly.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===CorSec, 2023-2024===
Efter spottin' some major spellin' mistakes in last year's Pravda?, Nick has been spurred tae join exec tae rectify ainy mair egregious spellin' errors. F'r example, <s>color</s> colour will be spaelt pro’erly in the <s>Queen’s</s> King's English, amang ither things. ’e accepts yer thanks fur daein' this arduous task in the name of <s>Her</s> His Majesty.

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Nkeck

2023-06-26T19:49:34Z

Nkeck: /* CorSec, 2023-2024 */

"Nick Keck" is a person, perhaps, maybe. We're not really sure honestly.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===CorSec, 2023-2024===
Efter spottin' some major spellin' mistakes in last year's Pravda?, Nick has been spurred tae join exec tae rectify ainy mair egregious spellin' errors. F'r example, color colour will be spaelt pro’erly in the <s>Queen’s</s> King's English, amang ither things. ’e accepts yer thanks fur daein' this arduous task in the name of <s>Her</s> His Majesty.

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Djyin

2023-06-26T19:42:09Z

Nkeck:

'''Daniel (DJ) Yin''' is a person. He is also occasionally a world-class Splatoon backline player.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===Sergeant at Arms, 2023-2024===
As a world-class Splatoon player, Daniel knows the value of playing as a team. As a team player, he also knows that sacrifices are sometimes necessary for the betterment of the team. Kevin seems somewhat skeptical of this fact, especially when it comes to him being sacrificed to the steam tunnel gods. Daniel tells us that Kevin is just not playing for the team, and the rest of exec wouldn’t want to be bad team players as well, would we?

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Djyin

2023-06-26T19:41:19Z

Nkeck: /* Officer Dossiers: */

'''Daniel Yin''' is a person. He is also occasionally a world-class Splatoon backline player.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===Sergeant at Arms, 2023-2024===
As a world-class Splatoon player, Daniel knows the value of playing as a team. As a team player, he also knows that sacrifices are sometimes necessary for the betterment of the team. Kevin seems somewhat skeptical of this fact, especially when it comes to him being sacrificed to the steam tunnel gods. Daniel tells us that Kevin is just not playing for the team, and the rest of exec wouldn’t want to be bad team players as well, would we?

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Skroneme

2023-06-26T19:39:00Z

Nkeck: /* Officer Dossiers: */

'''Theo Kronemer''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===Treasurer, 2023-2024===
With a long history of OSHA violations under their belt, and a longtime veteran of the School of Drama, Theo is now ready to face the most dangerous environment of all: the world of finance. There is no doubt as to their financial acumen however, as their reintroduction of KGBitcoin has already increased our gains on the market by tenfold.

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Jholz

2023-06-26T19:37:27Z

Nkeck: /* Officer Dossiers: */

'''Julia Holz''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===RecSec, 2023-2024===
Julia is practically synonymous with the sound of frantic typing as the motion to create the committee to create the committee to create the committee to create committees is proposed. She is so synonymous with the idea of being RecSec, in fact, that we couldn’t imagine anyone else holding the position for the coming year, so here she is.

===RecSec, 2022-2023===
Julia is a professional typist trained in all manner of shorthand, in order to better capture every facet of our inane discussions and store them forever in the #the-minutes channel. She is also well versed in the arts of cryptography and steganography, so we can still hold meetings when the FBI investigates us for seditious activity.

Likes: The sound of her keyboard, unearthing old business, the Thing

Dislikes: The spirit of the Thing

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Asueiro

2023-06-26T19:35:17Z

Nkeck: /* ONEVeep, 2023-2024 */

'''Avalon Sueiro''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===ONEVeep, 2023-2024===
A master of winning positions via random process, Avalon has decided to expand her skills to winning positions through orderly elections as well. As the new <s>freshman fraternizer</s> 1VP, we’re all hoping she doesn’t decide the incoming freshmen are cooler than we are and ends up quitting the KGB entirely.

===Sergeant at Arms, 2022-2023 (Jan-Apr)===
Avalon did not receive a bio for her service during these trying times.

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Zhengham

2023-06-26T19:34:04Z

Nkeck: /* TWOVeep, 2023-2024 */

'''Howard Ma''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===TWOVeep, 2023-2024===
After using his patented '''Magic Trick™''' to make our money disappear during his time as treasurer, Howie is now looking to do the same thing to our events. While the rest of us are somewhat concerned as to the fun value of making every event find the event minus the event, Howie assures us that the real fun of KGB events is the friends we make along the way.

===Treasurer, 2022-2023===
As Treasurer, Howard has one of the most important and hardest jobs in all of Exec: managing money. He must defend KGB’s funds from those who would misuse them, as well as defend himself from the onslaught of coins thrown at him week after week.

Likes: Economic theory, jokes about tax evasion, rare coins

Dislikes: Summit Cola

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Zhengham

2023-06-26T19:33:48Z

Nkeck: /* Officer Dossiers: */

'''Howard Ma''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===TWOVeep, 2023-2024===
After using his patented 'Magic Trick™' to make our money disappear during his time as treasurer, Howie is now looking to do the same thing to our events. While the rest of us are somewhat concerned as to the fun value of making every event find the event minus the event, Howie assures us that the real fun of KGB events is the friends we make along the way.

===Treasurer, 2022-2023===
As Treasurer, Howard has one of the most important and hardest jobs in all of Exec: managing money. He must defend KGB’s funds from those who would misuse them, as well as defend himself from the onslaught of coins thrown at him week after week.

Likes: Economic theory, jokes about tax evasion, rare coins

Dislikes: Summit Cola

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Asueiro

2023-06-26T19:32:17Z

Nkeck: /* Sergeant at Arms, 2022-2023 (Jan-Apr) */

'''Avalon Sueiro''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===ONEVeep, 2023-2024===
A master of winning positions via random process, Avalon has decided to expand her skills to winning positions through orderly elections as well. As the new freshman fraternizeer 1VP, we’re all hoping she doesn’t decide the incoming freshmen are cooler than we are and ends up quitting the KGB entirely.

===Sergeant at Arms, 2022-2023 (Jan-Apr)===
Avalon did not receive a bio for her service during these trying times.

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Asueiro

2023-06-26T19:32:01Z

Nkeck: /* CorSec, 2023-2024 */

'''Avalon Sueiro''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===ONEVeep, 2023-2024===
A master of winning positions via random process, Avalon has decided to expand her skills to winning positions through orderly elections as well. As the new freshman fraternizeer 1VP, we’re all hoping she doesn’t decide the incoming freshmen are cooler than we are and ends up quitting the KGB entirely.

===Sergeant at Arms, 2022-2023 (Jan-Apr)===
Avalon did not receive a bio for her service during these trying changes.

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Asueiro

2023-06-26T19:29:12Z

Nkeck: /* Officer Dossiers: */

'''Avalon Sueiro''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===CorSec, 2023-2024===
A master of winning positions via random process, Avalon has decided to expand her skills to winning positions through orderly elections as well. As the new freshman fraternizeer 1VP, we’re all hoping she doesn’t decide the incoming freshmen are cooler than we are and ends up quitting the KGB entirely.

===Sergeant at Arms, 2022-2023 (Jan-Apr)===
Avalon did not receive a bio for her service during these trying changes.

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Asueiro

2023-06-26T19:28:59Z

Nkeck: /* Officer Dossiers: */

'''Avalon Sueiro''' is a person. More content here, please.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===CorSec, 2023-2024===
A master of winning positions via random process, Avalon has decided to expand her skills to winning positions through orderly elections as well. As the new freshman fraternizeer 1VP, we’re all hoping she doesn’t decide the incoming freshmen are cooler than we are and ends up quitting the KGB entirely.

===Sergeant at Arms, 2022-2023 (Jan=Apr)===
Avalon did not receive a bio for her service during these trying changes.

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Kevinson

2023-06-26T19:19:32Z

Nkeck: /* Officer Dossiers: */

'''Kevin Song''' ('''kevinson''') is a person who feels awkward when writing articles about himself.

In 2022, Kevin made a lot of Booth posters. Although one of these posters sold for more than a hundred dollars during a [[Useless Stuff Auction]], he continues to regret the monstrosities he has created.

Kevin should not be trusted with print quota, stickers, or anything bearing adhesive properties. He also should not be trusted with paint, as evidenced by the current state of this god-forsaken campus.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===El Presidente, 2023-2024===
Like all good dictators before him, Kevin has rigged this year’s elections in order to secure a second year as president. Sure, it’s perhaps a little suspicious that he received a supermajority of 150% of the vote, but the election proctors assure us that “no foul play was involved.” As the election committee is required to be impartial, all we can do is take them at their word.

===President, 2022-2023===
Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing [[Pravda?]] and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power.

Likes: Finely crafted plans, events running smoothly, the fence

Dislikes: Rain calls

===CorSec, 2021-2022===
Kevin never actually learned how to read, but the people that hired him to write emails for the org haven't realized that yet. He spends his days wandering on campus, staring vacantly at flyers in the UC, and asking you (yes, you) for Pravda? submissions.

Power: Photoshop Affinity

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Nkeck

2023-06-26T19:16:47Z

Nkeck:

"Nick Keck" is a person, perhaps, maybe. We're not really sure honestly.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===CorSec, 2023-2024===
Efter spottin' some major spellin' mistakes in last year's Pravda?, Nick has been spurred tae join exec tae rectify ainy mair egregious spellin' errors. F'r example, color colour will be spaelt pro’erly in the Queen’s King's English, amang ither things. ’e accepts yer thanks fur daein' this arduous task in the name of Her His Majesty.

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|years=[[2023 Officers|2023-2024]]}}
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User:Nkeck

2023-06-26T19:12:33Z

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