https://wiki.cmukgb.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Not+Woody 2026-04-19T10:26:27Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Not_Woody&diff=12209 2021-04-23T00:36:19Z

<p>Not Woody: </p> <hr /> <div>This is not [[Mwmccoy|Woody]]. This is actually [[kdulla|Kushal]].</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Not_Woody&diff=12154 2020-09-06T22:15:06Z

<p>Not Woody: </p> <hr /> <div>This is not Woody[http://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php/Mwmccoy]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Not_Woody&diff=12153 2020-09-06T22:14:35Z

<p>Not Woody: </p> <hr /> <div>This is not [Woody[http://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php/Mwmccoy]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Not_Woody&diff=12152 2020-09-06T22:13:53Z

<p>Not Woody: </p> <hr /> <div>This is not Woody[http://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php/Mwmccoy].</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Not_Woody&diff=12151 2020-09-06T22:12:53Z

<p>Not Woody: Created page with &quot;This is not Woody.&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>This is not Woody.</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Yicheng3&diff=12146 2020-08-27T20:45:17Z

<p>Not Woody: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Oliver Li''' is a person. Except when he isn't<br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> ===S@A, 2020-2021===<br /> Oliver has arms. He uses these arms for everything from protecting the president from all threats to drinking ketchup tomato juice. Sometimes he uses his feet too. <br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: Arms<br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[kdulla|Kushal Dulla]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant-at-Arms]]<br /> |years=[[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$S@A}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Mckennab&diff=12145 2020-08-27T20:44:01Z

<p>Not Woody: </p> <hr /> <div>==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> ===Treasurer, 2020-2021===<br /> Mckenna and David Tepper have never been seen in the same room before. What does this mean? Hopefully that Mckenna is qualified to handle our money. <br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: Bags of Money<br /> <br /> ===CorSec, 2019-2020===<br /> Mckenna has been given many organizational and color-based categorization tools throughout her childhood, slowly preparing her to keep track of many small tasks.<br /> <br /> She is relentless, and she will not stop until YOU submit to Pravda?.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[eseeser|Ellen Seeser]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Corresponding Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2019 Officers|2019-2020]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[kdulla|Kushal Dulla]]}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[jamesbyr|James Byrne]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Treasurer]]<br /> |years=[[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$TREAS}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Spalsen&diff=12144 2020-08-27T20:42:47Z

<p>Not Woody: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Sawyer Palsen''' is a person. Or so he claims. <br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers==<br /> ===RecSec, 2020-2021===<br /> Sawyer is specially trained to type and record everything he sees. Some say that he types so fast, the words are in the minutes before you’ve even said them. <br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: Keyboard<br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[mwmccoy|Woody McCoy]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Recording Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$RECSEC}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Spalsen&diff=12143 2020-08-27T20:42:16Z

<p>Not Woody: /* Officer Dossiers: */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Sawyer Palsen''' is a person. More content here, please.<br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers==<br /> ===RecSec, 2020-2021===<br /> Sawyer is specially trained to type and record everything he sees. Some say that he types so fast, the words are in the minutes before you’ve even said them. <br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: Keyboard<br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[mwmccoy|Woody McCoy]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Recording Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$RECSEC}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kdulla&diff=12142 2020-08-27T20:41:12Z

<p>Not Woody: /* Officer Dossiers: */</p> <hr /> <div>==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> <br /> ===CorSec, 2020-2021===<br /> Kushal single-mindedly pursues one goal: extracting Pravda? submissions from even the most unwilling. Any rumours about him secretly working for the government in exile are completely unfounded. <br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: Pravda?<br /> <br /> <br /> ===S@A, 2019-2020===<br /> Kushal is not only “competent at something,” he is versatile like no other. He can become whatever you need.<br /> <br /> - Someone to pick up slack and/or event materials<br /> <br /> - The last line of defense for the President.<br /> <br /> - Lobster.<br /> <br /> - (At) Arms.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[mfy|Mitchell Yang]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]]<br /> |years=[[2019 Officers|2019-2020]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[yicheng3|Oliver Li]]}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[mckennab|Mckenna Brown]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Corresponding Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$CORSEC}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Jamesbyr&diff=12141 2020-08-27T20:39:44Z

<p>Not Woody: /* Officer Dossiers: */</p> <hr /> <div>==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> <br /> ===2VP, 2020-2021===<br /> James used to be in charge of managing our money - now that he’s no longer shackled by those restraints, he can spend all the money he wants on events. Or possibly none since we don’t get snacks this year. <br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: the Sergeant at Arms<br /> <br /> ===Treasurer, 2019-2020===<br /> James is well known to have immunity towards coin ammunition. As a child, he seemed to have a strange affinity for spaces in between couch cushions and random beaches. His tough exterior acts as both a magnet for coins and a shield to preserve his constitution. This immunity allows him to easily collect funds for the org as well as lend to his nickname as t h e M o n e y M a n. You will trust him. You will throw coins at him.<br /> <br /> Despite his tough exterior, he requests that all coins be tossed underhand, not underhanded.<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Rauen|Nick Rauen]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Treasurer]]<br /> |years=[[2019 Officers|2019-2020]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[mckennab|Mckenna Brown]]}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[mfy|Mitchell Yang]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Second Vice President]]<br /> |years=[[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$2VP}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kmcarpen&diff=12140 2020-08-27T20:37:36Z

<p>Not Woody: /* 1VP, Spring 2020 */</p> <hr /> <div>Kaylie (or sometimes Kale) is the creator of the [[Cats Are Stupid Committee]] and the [[Avatar Rewatch Committee]].<br /> ==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> ===1VP, 2020-2021===<br /> Kaylie strikes fear into the hearts of ordinary passersby. Not because they will undoubtedly be recruited into the KGB, but because they will feel compelled to start loving her cats and spending money on fake jokes. <br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: Cats<br /> <br /> <br /> ===1VP, Spring 2020===<br /> Kaylie has always been complimented on her eyesight, honed for scanning crowds for potential recruits. When Kaylie spots an unsuspecting face in the crowd, watch out. Next thing you know she’ll be showing them how to use a corner clamp while explaining that yes, buying a committee means actually buying a committee with real money.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Janny|Janny Mongkolsupawan]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[First Vice President]]<br /> |years=[[2019 Officers|2019-2020]] (Jan-Apr)<br /> [[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$1VP}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Kmcarpen&diff=12139 2020-08-27T20:37:17Z

<p>Not Woody: /* Officer Dossiers: */</p> <hr /> <div>Kaylie (or sometimes Kale) is the creator of the [[Cats Are Stupid Committee]] and the [[Avatar Rewatch Committee]].<br /> ==Officer Dossiers:==<br /> ===1VP, 2020-2021===<br /> Kaylie strikes fear into the hearts of ordinary passersby. Not because they will undoubtedly be recruited into the KGB, but because they will feel compelled to start loving her cats and spending money on fake jokes. <br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: Cats<br /> <br /> <br /> ===1VP, Spring 2020===<br /> Kaylie has always been complimented on her eyesight, honed for scanning crowds for potential recruits. When Kaylie spots an unsuspecting face in the crowd, watch out. Next thing you know she’ll be showing them how to use a corner clamp while explaining that yes, buying a committee means actually buying a committee with real money.<br /> <br /> ==1VP, Spring 2020==<br /> Kaylie has always been complimented on her eyesight, honed for scanning crowds for potential recruits.<br /> When Kaylie spots an unsuspecting face in the crowd, watch out. Next thing you know she’ll be showing them how to use a corner clamp while explaining that yes, buying a committee means actually buying a committee with real money.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Janny|Janny Mongkolsupawan]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[First Vice President]]<br /> |years=[[2019 Officers|2019-2020]] (Jan-Apr)<br /> [[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$1VP}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

Not Woody https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Dhreed&diff=12138 2020-08-27T20:35:30Z

<p>Not Woody: /* Officer Dossiers */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Dez Reed'''<br /> <br /> ==Officer Dossiers==<br /> ===President, 2020-2021===<br /> Dez continues his reign as tyrant, by giving us the illusion of democracy in meetings he controls. He has crushed down the KGB government in exile and leads the rest of exec against any other rebels.<br /> <br /> Weapon of Choice: Squeaky Gavel<br /> <br /> ===President, 2019-2020===<br /> Dez previously acted as our 1VP, creating the bridge between the org and the outside world. Now that he has captured his desired targets, he has transitioned to President to oversee their little games during meetings and events. He is highly identifiable, highly competent, and highly knowledgeable about various obscure topics.<br /> <br /> ===1VP, 2018-2019===<br /> Top Stat: Poof<br /> <br /> Dez has a backpack full of math books and all the right opinions. You can find Dez easily, thanks to his high level of identifiability.<br /> <br /> ===RecSec, 2017-2018===<br /> Dez loves three things: Table Top RPGs, art, and literally anything philosophy that isn't unrigorous and false. At every KGB meeting we all get together to make him write down every insipid detail of our undisciplined epistemological debates, which he dutifully deletes from the minutes, like Newton’s razor sheering down the unruly beard of sentimentality-formed moralism. Nobody gives a smoother shave.<br /> <br /> {{s-start}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Harry|Harry Fernandez]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[Recording Secretary]]<br /> |years=[[2017 Officers|2017-2018]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[Janny|Janny Mongkolsupawan]]}}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[Rin|Rin Fair]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[First Vice President]]<br /> |years=[[2018 Officers|2018-2019]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=[[Cam|Cameron Wong]] }}<br /> {{s-bef|before=[[ian|Ian Griswold]]}}<br /> {{s-ttl|title=[[President]]<br /> |years=[[2018 Officers|2018-2019]] (Mar-Apr)<br /> [[2019 Officers|2019-2020]] <br /> [[2020 Officers|2020-2021]]}}<br /> {{s-aft|after=$PRESIDENT}}<br /> {{end}}<br /> [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]]</div>

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