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KGB's Sing-along Blog Planning

2009-09-26T23:23:33Z

Salanmander:

Please list your name here under the category(^Hies) in which you would be willing to help. Feel free to add more categories if you have something you think might be useful, or leave comments after your name to clarify what you can/can't help with.

== Acting/Singing ==
*Mander
*Sarah
*Tim
*jboning
*zsparks

== Writing/Editing ==
*Mander
*Sarah
*jvirdo
*zsparks

== Musical Accompaniment ==
It may be helpful to note what instruments you can play/have available.
*Tim
*jvirdo (have: Bb clarinet, flute; can play, in addition to these: alto/bass/contra-bass/etc. clarinet, piccolo, limited piano)
*Mander (have: flute, dizi (bamboo flute, interesting tone, limited by key))

== Filming ==

== Sound Recording ==
*Tim
*jboning

== Video/audio Editing ==
*jboning

== Props and Art ==
* cboyle

KGB's Sing-along Blog Planning

2009-09-26T22:22:22Z

Salanmander: /* Musical Accompaniment */

Please list your name here under the category(^Hies) in which you would be willing to help. Feel free to add more categories if you have something you think might be useful, or leave comments after your name to clarify what you can/can't help with.

== Acting/Singing ==
*Mander
*Sarah
*Tim
*jboning

== Writing/Editing ==
*Mander
*Sarah
*jvirdo

== Musical Accompaniment ==
It may be helpful to note what instruments you can play/have available.
*Tim
*jvirdo (have: Bb clarinet, flute; can play, in addition to these: alto/bass/contra-bass/etc. clarinet, piccolo, limited piano)
*Mander (have: flute, dizi (bamboo flute, interesting tone, limited by key))

== Filming ==

== Sound Recording ==
*Tim
*jboning

== Video/audio Editing ==
*jboning

KGB's Sing-along Blog Planning

2009-09-26T19:17:34Z

Salanmander: New page: Please list your name here under the category(^Hies) in which you would be willing to help. Feel free to add more categories if you have something you think might be useful, or leave comme...

KGB's Sing-along Blog

2009-09-26T19:12:40Z

Salanmander: Adding a page to list people interested in helping

This was a collaborative effort on the [[bboard]] during the week before [[KGB Digs Its Own Grave]] 2009.

[[KGB's Sing-along Blog Planning]]

== "My Stun Wand" by jokeserver ==

CtFwS Day [cut-fwus day] 
See you there 
In your base 
Wandering 

Want to say 
"Toast" but I 
have no wands 
Anyway 

With my stun wand I will 
Stop 
The world 
With my stun wand I will 
Find the time to 
Find your flag and 

Get some points 
Win the game 
Not get caught 
That's the way 

Sneaking in 
Sneaking out 
With your flag 
Anyways 

With my stun wand I will 
Stop 
The chase 
It's not a vengeance or a goomba 
That's for larger groups 
I just sneak in the hidden loops 

And I'm the guy to get that flag 
Avoiding those who try to tag 
I'll score some points for our team 
And if I see Alarm, I'll scre-eam! 

That's the plan 
Stun the world 
Get the flag 
Then repeat 

Love your flag 

[spoken] 
"What? ...Hey, an enemy!" 
"..." [runs away]

== "Glisson Chorus" by jokeserver ==

Glisson, Glisson, 
Glisson, Glisson, 
He listens to your motions, the president Glisson, 
He heard the new idea that you just motioned, 
It first needs some discussion, so let the fun begin, 
A heinous pun, some shout 'til hoarse, 
(A reference to this show, of course) 

A vote, a vote, 
a vote, a vote! 
The question has been called and now it's time to vote, 
And once you win the auction then we might let you gloat, 
But first if you're in favor, then say you're on a boat, 
If opposed keep on your clothes 
Or porno squid! 
(abstains, those).

== "Caring Change" by jokeserver ==

Will you lend some caring change 
And toss me sev'ral pennies 
Nickels, dimes, or quarters, too 
Just unwrap all your rolls, please 

Clear the decks!

== "A Man's Gotta Buy" by zsparks ==

Horrible: 
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy 
Don't make the bid if you can't pay a dime 
Shouts and hollers 
Zombie dollars 
Into labbott's hands 
Soon I'll control everything 
Committees small and grand 

Hammer: 
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to bid 
Just my im'nent winning, right after porno squid 
Yes, Greg/Quxuum's here, wallet overflowing, see? 
And I'm gonna buy this committee! 

A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy 
I'm gonna bid this one up really high 
The only doom that's looming is disbanding all that's left 
So I'll give you a sec to cash my check. 

Penny: 
Thank you, money-man, I'm glad you think it's fun 
To buy these committees away from everyone 
We would be poor, we'd be all out of money 
Thank you for giving to The KGB! 

Hammer: Don't worry about it-A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy 
Penny: You bid far above 
Horrible: Are you kidding? 

Hammer: I'm gonna bid this one up really high 
Penny: I wonder what you're doctor of 
Horrible: Whose hand were you watching? (stop ignoring my bids like that) 

Hammer: When you've got a job you can't stop - would I lie? 
Penny: My Tartan's beating like a drum 
Horrible: Did you notice that he's using plastic money? 

Hammer: If something needs buying, some new financial abuse 
Penny: ... 
Horrible: I bought the Van Committee! The winning bid is in my hand! 

Hammer: The only doom that's looming is if I don't clear the deck 
Penny: ...Assuming you're gonna clear the deck 
Horrible: Whatever. 

Hammer: So I'll give you a sec to cash this check. 
Penny: Please give me a sec to cash this check. 
Horrible: Real relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization CAROLYN!

== "My KGB" by jvirdo / jokeserver ==

Horrible: 
Any comrade with a brain 
Can see the KGB has gone insane 
On the other hand, I'd say 
That they have always been this way 
You can squid if you don't care to abstain 

Listen close to all of your exec 
And get more tangerines 
Even clusterfolk come make the trek 
To MM A14 

You'll find out this year's booth theme 
Groan and laugh at the puns and memes 
Anyone who yells 
"I have a job!" is held 
In high esteem 

Penny: 
Let's be clear 
Despite how geeky we appear 
We're not all CS majors here 
Well, some of us are engineers 

Do you believe that roofs and steam tunnels exist? 
Not at CMU 
No way to get there, we insist 
We haven't got a clue 

In time, you'll see you forgot 
The committees that you have bought 
And it's plain to see, you'll love the KGB 
Like it or not 

[duet] 
Horrible: 
I've got way too much to do 
Interp, Calculus, and Concepts, too 
My homework is everywhere 
And I'm doing my best to care 
But I would much rather hang around with you 

Can't miss out on any one event 
Don't want to miss the fun 
But I'm worried about my grade percent 
Dropping down to 1. 

I cannot believe the time 
Did I really just waste my night? 
But it's plain to see 
Why I'm in KGB; they're friends for life 

Penny: 
Friday's here 
Events are great to spend with peers 
But I'm right at the point of tears 
To think that I'll be gone next year 
You should make sure 

To come to all of our events 
You'll have lots of fun 
It won't cost you one more cent 
To hang out until 1. 

I cannot believe the time 
Did I really just laugh all night? 
Cause it's plain to see 
People in KGB are friends for life

== "Get Board Get Carded" by mmeyerho ==

Surrounded by the cards and game pieces galore, 
There're so many things that you won't know what they're for 
With ever so much to do it's sure you won't get bored 
So confusing, just dive in 
And know the object 
Is to win

== "Here's a Story" by smccormi ==

Here’s a story of a club 
Whose name stands for nothing 
Having lots of fun events 
Where people will be going crazy 

Even in the meetings craziness can be found 
And every word that’s said brings 
More debating 
To new committees being formed 

Doors replaced with windows 
For entering a meeting 
Committees are easy to buy 
If you have a zombie dollar or two 

Anytime you come 
There’s one new event on the board 
And every one you see will keep on throwing 
Coins down, be wary and duck down 

So keep on coming to the meetings

== "Let's Go Underground" by eforney ==

First you went on a CMU Tour 
Well you thought it was cool and to campus were lured 
By the stories they told cause they all seemed so charming 
But my dear, listen here, the truth can be alarming because they 
Don't tell the whole tale 

We go Underground 
And we set you straight 
Because the lies they tell 
Are something that we hate 
We take you through buildings 
Even brand new Gates 
Let's go Underground 

The UC, as you see, could be modelled after Quake 
Gesling Stadium, often it's more like Gesling Lake 
Compass Rose points us Northish, a little bit askew 
Donner Ditch, the basis for Crayola's Donner Blue 
And all this has flooded 

Go through Maggie Mo, 
Scream in Posner Hall 
Head toward CFA 
Yeah, we can take you all 
Through the corridors 
But not the steam tunnels 
We don't know 'bout them... 

The Fence, you see, has many histories 
Don't look up, no one's on Doherty's roof 
Baker/Porter slopes, but for factories, nope 
It's for chairing, we swear it's the truth 

Scaife, Wean, NSH 
And to Gates we're bound 
From fascist balconies 
The stories will abound 
Now up to The Cut 
Please take that pole down 
And don't let the grass drown 
That's the Underground 

== "So They Say" by eforney ==

Comrade 1:
:So they say he might run for President
:I think that he would do a good job of it 
Comrade 2:
:Me too 

Comrade 3:
:So they say she wants RecSec 
Comrades 3/4:
:How appropriate! 
Comrade 4:
:She types fast 

Comrade 5:
:So they say she'll try Sergeant At Arms
:If she doesn't get 2Veep, back up plan 
Comrade 6:
:Contingency! 

Currect Exec:
:It's time for elections 
1veep/2veep:
:So they say 
Prez:
:Because it's almost May 
Corsec/RecSec:
:Post your platforms to the bboard very soon 
Treaz:
:This week... 
S@A:
:Today! 

Comrade 7:
:So they say he wants CorSec 
Comrade 6:
:They say he won't publish often
:And doesn't write well
:We have a-- 
Comrades 6/7:
:--problem with him 
Comrade 7:
:So we won't vote 

Proctor 1:
:This is so nice
:A voting system we only count twice
:Unless it's really a close call
:Then we might count a third time 
All Proctors:
:Or still a fourth time! 

Senior:
:Exec's perfect for me
:So they say
:But it's too late anyway
:As a senior, leaving means
:I cannot run, I'm sad to say 

All Proctors:
:There's no exec spot left
:So they say 
Proctor 3:
:For some of you anyway 
Proctor 4:
:Please do not be bitter 
Proctor 1/2:
:We still want you to stay! 

Proctor 1:
:This is your new exec board 
All Proctors:
:See you next year!

== "Everyone Is Useless" by jokeserver ==

Someday you'll ask us, honey 
How to spend your youth 
And we'll say help us make money 
And sell yourself for booth 
Give six hours of your free time 
To the person who bid high 
But even though they own you 
You will still control your life 

Everyone is useless in their own way 
Everyone's got talents they can sell 
Juggle, cook, or drive 
Or teach someone to jive dance really well 
Everyone is useful in their own way 
As a slave but-mostly-legal way 

You could buy a chaffeur, I guess 
(Yeah, we totally have those.) 
Or one whom you can impress 
With how well you can compose 
If you have an awesome talent 
Or can just put screws in holes 
It's not enough to donate cash 
You've got to sell your soul 

Everyone is useless in their own way 
Everyone's got money they won't miss 
Bid up, pay up, and buy 
And hope to hell that guy will not outbid 
Everyone is useless in their own way 
You and you and all exec and you 

I'm KGB's auctioneer 
And I'm selling you young'uns 
The highest bidder wins 
And after that all yinz can pay for what you've won 

Everybody! 

Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too) 
Everyone could use a brand new 'do (we'll bid on you!) 
Be sure to pay a lot 
We will need all we've got to build our booth 
Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too) 
Now let's start the bidding at 10!

== "Slacking" by Mander ==

Look at these people 
amazing how sleep'll 
get lost to the gaming. 
No one to scold you, 
but KGB told you, 
of sites for time maiming. 

Why can't they earn their own grades, 
why can't they stay on task? 
Is some refurnished source code, 
really too much to ask? 
But you bask in slacking, 
I think you're slacking. 

Soon this behavior, 
will surely engrave your 
own repute for being, 
a product-less worker, 
a coffee break lurker, 
from jobs you'll be fleeing. 

Grace the event on Friday, 
very soon you will find. 
Being full bent on hangout, 
staying with your own kind, 
will hone your mind to slacking 
KGB's slacking all day, so... 

Go ahead, play once more! 
Blame it on KGB. 
One more hour, one more day, 
who really cares? 

Make reports, ITR, 
Do it with KGB. 
Join a club, eat at trucks, 
tiny time snares! 

Then you'll see, all of these, 
add up and overwhelm. 
That's the straw, you're the back, 
your life is ours. 

You have guilt, but it's fun! 
It is the KGB's turn, 
Quit thinking that you will learn, 
Your time for homework will burn! Burn! 
(Yeah, doesn't stand for anything. Just K-G-Byeah, right) Burn! 

Don't see my advisor, 
good it would be wiser, 
to keep him from knowing. 
By my own admission, 
now this org's tradition, 
in my life is growing. 

Here's to it growing.... 

Thaat's not a *good* grade....

== "KGB Forever" by jokeserver ==

Here meets KGB 
An org to which I pay my dues 
So that I get to choose 
Who exec will be 
(KGB Forever) 
It won't be me... 

So you want this role 
So you think you should be the pres 
And clean up all this mess 
They hope you will be bold 
(KGB Forever) 
And now we vote 

Now the tally's done! 
Now our new president is here! 
To lead us all next year 
Salute 'em cause it's fun 
(KGB Forever) 
And I won't run... 
Again

KGB's Sing-along Blog

2009-09-26T19:11:15Z

Salanmander: /* "Slacking" by Mander */

This was a collaborative effort on the [[bboard]] during the week before [[KGB Digs Its Own Grave]] 2009.

== "My Stun Wand" by jokeserver ==

CtFwS Day [cut-fwus day] 
See you there 
In your base 
Wandering 

Want to say 
"Toast" but I 
have no wands 
Anyway 

With my stun wand I will 
Stop 
The world 
With my stun wand I will 
Find the time to 
Find your flag and 

Get some points 
Win the game 
Not get caught 
That's the way 

Sneaking in 
Sneaking out 
With your flag 
Anyways 

With my stun wand I will 
Stop 
The chase 
It's not a vengeance or a goomba 
That's for larger groups 
I just sneak in the hidden loops 

And I'm the guy to get that flag 
Avoiding those who try to tag 
I'll score some points for our team 
And if I see Alarm, I'll scre-eam! 

That's the plan 
Stun the world 
Get the flag 
Then repeat 

Love your flag 

[spoken] 
"What? ...Hey, an enemy!" 
"..." [runs away]

== "Glisson Chorus" by jokeserver ==

Glisson, Glisson, 
Glisson, Glisson, 
He listens to your motions, the president Glisson, 
He heard the new idea that you just motioned, 
It first needs some discussion, so let the fun begin, 
A heinous pun, some shout 'til hoarse, 
(A reference to this show, of course) 

A vote, a vote, 
a vote, a vote! 
The question has been called and now it's time to vote, 
And once you win the auction then we might let you gloat, 
But first if you're in favor, then say you're on a boat, 
If opposed keep on your clothes 
Or porno squid! 
(abstains, those).

== "Caring Change" by jokeserver ==

Will you lend some caring change 
And toss me sev'ral pennies 
Nickels, dimes, or quarters, too 
Just unwrap all your rolls, please 

Clear the decks!

== "A Man's Gotta Buy" by zsparks ==

Horrible: 
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy 
Don't make the bid if you can't pay a dime 
Shouts and hollers 
Zombie dollars 
Into labbott's hands 
Soon I'll control everything 
Committees small and grand 

Hammer: 
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to bid 
Just my im'nent winning, right after porno squid 
Yes, Greg/Quxuum's here, wallet overflowing, see? 
And I'm gonna buy this committee! 

A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy 
I'm gonna bid this one up really high 
The only doom that's looming is disbanding all that's left 
So I'll give you a sec to cash my check. 

Penny: 
Thank you, money-man, I'm glad you think it's fun 
To buy these committees away from everyone 
We would be poor, we'd be all out of money 
Thank you for giving to The KGB! 

Hammer: Don't worry about it-A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy 
Penny: You bid far above 
Horrible: Are you kidding? 

Hammer: I'm gonna bid this one up really high 
Penny: I wonder what you're doctor of 
Horrible: Whose hand were you watching? (stop ignoring my bids like that) 

Hammer: When you've got a job you can't stop - would I lie? 
Penny: My Tartan's beating like a drum 
Horrible: Did you notice that he's using plastic money? 

Hammer: If something needs buying, some new financial abuse 
Penny: ... 
Horrible: I bought the Van Committee! The winning bid is in my hand! 

Hammer: The only doom that's looming is if I don't clear the deck 
Penny: ...Assuming you're gonna clear the deck 
Horrible: Whatever. 

Hammer: So I'll give you a sec to cash this check. 
Penny: Please give me a sec to cash this check. 
Horrible: Real relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization CAROLYN!

== "My KGB" by jvirdo / jokeserver ==

Horrible: 
Any comrade with a brain 
Can see the KGB has gone insane 
On the other hand, I'd say 
That they have always been this way 
You can squid if you don't care to abstain 

Listen close to all of your exec 
And get more tangerines 
Even clusterfolk come make the trek 
To MM A14 

You'll find out this year's booth theme 
Groan and laugh at the puns and memes 
Anyone who yells 
"I have a job!" is held 
In high esteem 

Penny: 
Let's be clear 
Despite how geeky we appear 
We're not all CS majors here 
Well, some of us are engineers 

Do you believe that roofs and steam tunnels exist? 
Not at CMU 
No way to get there, we insist 
We haven't got a clue 

In time, you'll see you forgot 
The committees that you have bought 
And it's plain to see, you'll love the KGB 
Like it or not 

[duet] 
Horrible: 
I've got way too much to do 
Interp, Calculus, and Concepts, too 
My homework is everywhere 
And I'm doing my best to care 
But I would much rather hang around with you 

Can't miss out on any one event 
Don't want to miss the fun 
But I'm worried about my grade percent 
Dropping down to 1. 

I cannot believe the time 
Did I really just waste my night? 
But it's plain to see 
Why I'm in KGB; they're friends for life 

Penny: 
Friday's here 
Events are great to spend with peers 
But I'm right at the point of tears 
To think that I'll be gone next year 
You should make sure 

To come to all of our events 
You'll have lots of fun 
It won't cost you one more cent 
To hang out until 1. 

I cannot believe the time 
Did I really just laugh all night? 
Cause it's plain to see 
People in KGB are friends for life

== "Get Board Get Carded" by mmeyerho ==

Surrounded by the cards and game pieces galore, 
There're so many things that you won't know what they're for 
With ever so much to do it's sure you won't get bored 
So confusing, just dive in 
And know the object 
Is to win

== "Here's a Story" by smccormi ==

Here’s a story of a club 
Whose name stands for nothing 
Having lots of fun events 
Where people will be going crazy 

Even in the meetings craziness can be found 
And every word that’s said brings 
More debating 
To new committees being formed 

Doors replaced with windows 
For entering a meeting 
Committees are easy to buy 
If you have a zombie dollar or two 

Anytime you come 
There’s one new event on the board 
And every one you see will keep on throwing 
Coins down, be wary and duck down 

So keep on coming to the meetings

== "Let's Go Underground" by eforney ==

First you went on a CMU Tour 
Well you thought it was cool and to campus were lured 
By the stories they told cause they all seemed so charming 
But my dear, listen here, the truth can be alarming because they 
Don't tell the whole tale 

We go Underground 
And we set you straight 
Because the lies they tell 
Are something that we hate 
We take you through buildings 
Even brand new Gates 
Let's go Underground 

The UC, as you see, could be modelled after Quake 
Gesling Stadium, often it's more like Gesling Lake 
Compass Rose points us Northish, a little bit askew 
Donner Ditch, the basis for Crayola's Donner Blue 
And all this has flooded 

Go through Maggie Mo, 
Scream in Posner Hall 
Head toward CFA 
Yeah, we can take you all 
Through the corridors 
But not the steam tunnels 
We don't know 'bout them... 

The Fence, you see, has many histories 
Don't look up, no one's on Doherty's roof 
Baker/Porter slopes, but for factories, nope 
It's for chairing, we swear it's the truth 

Scaife, Wean, NSH 
And to Gates we're bound 
From fascist balconies 
The stories will abound 
Now up to The Cut 
Please take that pole down 
And don't let the grass drown 
That's the Underground 

== "So They Say" by eforney ==

Comrade 1:
:So they say he might run for President
:I think that he would do a good job of it 
Comrade 2:
:Me too 

Comrade 3:
:So they say she wants RecSec 
Comrades 3/4:
:How appropriate! 
Comrade 4:
:She types fast 

Comrade 5:
:So they say she'll try Sergeant At Arms
:If she doesn't get 2Veep, back up plan 
Comrade 6:
:Contingency! 

Currect Exec:
:It's time for elections 
1veep/2veep:
:So they say 
Prez:
:Because it's almost May 
Corsec/RecSec:
:Post your platforms to the bboard very soon 
Treaz:
:This week... 
S@A:
:Today! 

Comrade 7:
:So they say he wants CorSec 
Comrade 6:
:They say he won't publish often
:And doesn't write well
:We have a-- 
Comrades 6/7:
:--problem with him 
Comrade 7:
:So we won't vote 

Proctor 1:
:This is so nice
:A voting system we only count twice
:Unless it's really a close call
:Then we might count a third time 
All Proctors:
:Or still a fourth time! 

Senior:
:Exec's perfect for me
:So they say
:But it's too late anyway
:As a senior, leaving means
:I cannot run, I'm sad to say 

All Proctors:
:There's no exec spot left
:So they say 
Proctor 3:
:For some of you anyway 
Proctor 4:
:Please do not be bitter 
Proctor 1/2:
:We still want you to stay! 

Proctor 1:
:This is your new exec board 
All Proctors:
:See you next year!

== "Everyone Is Useless" by jokeserver ==

Someday you'll ask us, honey 
How to spend your youth 
And we'll say help us make money 
And sell yourself for booth 
Give six hours of your free time 
To the person who bid high 
But even though they own you 
You will still control your life 

Everyone is useless in their own way 
Everyone's got talents they can sell 
Juggle, cook, or drive 
Or teach someone to jive dance really well 
Everyone is useful in their own way 
As a slave but-mostly-legal way 

You could buy a chaffeur, I guess 
(Yeah, we totally have those.) 
Or one whom you can impress 
With how well you can compose 
If you have an awesome talent 
Or can just put screws in holes 
It's not enough to donate cash 
You've got to sell your soul 

Everyone is useless in their own way 
Everyone's got money they won't miss 
Bid up, pay up, and buy 
And hope to hell that guy will not outbid 
Everyone is useless in their own way 
You and you and all exec and you 

I'm KGB's auctioneer 
And I'm selling you young'uns 
The highest bidder wins 
And after that all yinz can pay for what you've won 

Everybody! 

Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too) 
Everyone could use a brand new 'do (we'll bid on you!) 
Be sure to pay a lot 
We will need all we've got to build our booth 
Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too) 
Now let's start the bidding at 10!

== "Slacking" by Mander ==

Look at these people 
amazing how sleep'll 
get lost to the gaming. 
No one to scold you, 
but KGB told you, 
of sites for time maiming. 

Why can't they earn their own grades, 
why can't they stay on task? 
Is some refurnished source code, 
really too much to ask? 
But you bask in slacking, 
I think you're slacking. 

Soon this behavior, 
will surely engrave your 
own repute for being, 
a product-less worker, 
a coffee break lurker, 
from jobs you'll be fleeing. 

Grace the event on Friday, 
very soon you will find. 
Being full bent on hangout, 
staying with your own kind, 
will hone your mind to slacking 
KGB's slacking all day, so... 

Go ahead, play once more! 
Blame it on KGB. 
One more hour, one more day, 
who really cares? 

Make reports, ITR, 
Do it with KGB. 
Join a club, eat at trucks, 
tiny time snares! 

Then you'll see, all of these, 
add up and overwhelm. 
That's the straw, you're the back, 
your life is ours. 

You have guilt, but it's fun! 
It is the KGB's turn, 
Quit thinking that you will learn, 
Your time for homework will burn! Burn! 
(Yeah, doesn't stand for anything. Just K-G-Byeah, right) Burn! 

Don't see my advisor, 
good it would be wiser, 
to keep him from knowing. 
By my own admission, 
now this org's tradition, 
in my life is growing. 

Here's to it growing.... 

Thaat's not a *good* grade....

== "KGB Forever" by jokeserver ==

Here meets KGB 
An org to which I pay my dues 
So that I get to choose 
Who exec will be 
(KGB Forever) 
It won't be me... 

So you want this role 
So you think you should be the pres 
And clean up all this mess 
They hope you will be bold 
(KGB Forever) 
And now we vote 

Now the tally's done! 
Now our new president is here! 
To lead us all next year 
Salute 'em cause it's fun 
(KGB Forever) 
And I won't run... 
Again