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Shiny Day

2017-10-25T01:38:21Z

Scunning:

Shiny Day is a<s>n inane</s> shiny holiday observed by replacing adjectives with the word "shiny," or any <s>appropriate</s> shiny variation thereof.

<s>Teenage</s> Shiny, slightly-<s>crazier</s> shinier-than-she-is-today [[scunning]] observed the first Shiny Day on October 24, 2004. She celebrated <s>alone</s> shiny for six years before deciding the KGB should engage in such a practice.

The KGB held its first Shiny Day on October 25, 2010. Today, it observes Shiny Day on the Monday <s>closest</s> shiniest to October 24, which, in '''2017''', happens to be '''October 23'''.

2017 Officers

2017-04-25T01:26:53Z

Scunning: Corrected a spelling mistake

President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - [[Ian|Ian Griswold]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[Quinn|Michael Quinn]]

Recording Secretary - [[dhreed|Desmond Reed]]

Treasurer - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[Kate|Kate Krakopolsky]]

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Main Page

2017-04-24T22:27:28Z

Scunning: 2016 -> 2017

<big>'''Welcome to the KGB wiki. We are awesome.'''</big>

This is the main page. From here, you can teleport via magic internets to:

* [[What We Do]]
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Kate

2017-04-24T22:23:56Z

Scunning:

'''Kate Krakopolsky'''. One of our genuine Russian speakers. Please contact Komrade Krakopolsky about any messages that need to be sent regarding the revolution.

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2017 Officers

2017-04-24T22:23:10Z

Scunning: Added Kate as S@A

President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - [[Ian|Ian Grisworld]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[Quinn|Michael Quinn]]

Recording Secretary - [[dhreed|Desmond Reed]]

Treasurer - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

Sergeant at Arms - [[Kate|Kate Krakopolsky]]

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Ian

2017-04-24T22:22:47Z

Scunning: Added Kate as S@A

'''Ian Griswold'''. Discount version of [[Harry]]. Now available in colors other than rainbow.

Ian became Sergeant at Arms in February [[2016 Officers|2017]] after [[Nika]] resigned.

===Officer Dossiers:===

====Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017====

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Kate

2017-04-24T22:22:39Z

Scunning: Kate is now S2A

'''Kate Krakopolsky'''. One of our genuine Russian speakers. Please contact Komrade Krakopolsky about any messages that need to be sent regarding the revolution.

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2017 Officers

2017-04-24T22:09:56Z

Scunning: jpdoyle is still treasurer.

President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - [[Ian|Ian Grisworld]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[Quinn|Michael Quinn]]

Recording Secretary - [[dhreed|Desmond Reed]]

Treasurer - [[jpdoyle|Joe Doyle]]

Sergeant at Arms - Asher's evil twin: himself

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Jpdoyle

2017-04-24T22:09:05Z

Scunning: Three years is really impressive.

'''Joe Doyle''' is treasurer 4 life. He also didn't embezzle too much. Probably.

Joe is a frighteningly intelligent individual. He also possesses a light-up hat, which is probably more important.
He speaks for the [[Shadow Corporation]], which definitely isn't a world conspiracy or anything.

===Officer Dossiers:===

====Treasurer, 2016-2017====
Joe is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy] of the KGB. While this isn’t meant to suggest no one else on exec is smart, Joe really shows it in everything he does. He takes care of our money and probably doesn’t embezzle.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GadgeteerGenius Gadgeteer Genius]: Joe plays with robots! He taught a StuCo on it, and he worked at iRobot after his freshman year. Consequently, he has an [[Army of Roombas]].

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadOracle Mad Oracle]: Maybe it’s the hermit beard. Maybe it’s the fact that he seems to know more about KGB than the Old Folks. Maybe it’s the mischievous twinkle in his eye. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trickster Trickster]: Let’s be real. We all know Joe is a shitposting trashlord.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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2017 Officers

2017-04-24T22:04:48Z

Scunning: Added Dez as new recsec

President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - [[Ian|Ian Grisworld]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[Quinn|Michael Quinn]]

Recording Secretary - [[dhreed|Desmond Reed]]

Treasurer - Asher Silverglade

Sergeant at Arms - Asher's evil twin: himself

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Harry

2017-04-24T22:04:21Z

Scunning: Added Dez as new recsec

'''Harry Fernandez''' is a color-changing DJ who ran for [[president]] as a freshman in [[2016 Officers|2016]]. His eagerness to usurp the power of other officers endeared him to his fellow [[KGB]] members, resulting in him actually getting a position on [[Executive Board|exec]] and limiting his opportunities to become [[Murphy]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====RecSec, 2016-2017====
Harry is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWonka The Wonka] of the KGB. He provides us with excellent ideas that Serious People™ might find silly. He also records everything that happens in meetings and fills our Twitter with communist mémés.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAce The Ace]: (Not that kind.) Harry is now well-known in KGB for his mad DJ skillz. But after he booked his first KGB gig, exec suddenly realized—what if he’s no good? Fortunately, he was an ace.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagnificentBastard Magnificent Bastard]: Whatever he does, success or failure, Harry does it with flair. He is a rarity in KGB in that he might be cool even among the bourgeoisie.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue Harry Sue]: Jesus Christ, Harry, when are you not being special? The hair, the keyboard, the DJ fanciness. Did you guys know he was in [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2393803/?ref_=nm_knf_t1 a movie]? Yeah, [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5049498/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 that’s a real thing].

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Dhreed

2017-04-24T22:03:51Z

Scunning: New recsec!!!

'''Dez Reed'''

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Rin

2017-04-24T21:53:42Z

Scunning: Added Quinn as corsec

'''Rin Fair''', also known as Rinaissance Fair, is a multi-colored unicorn who likes to sit quietly at the back of [[KGB]] [[Meetings]] and listen to other people make funny jokes. After becoming an officer, she instead began to sit quietly at the front of KGB Meetings and listen to other people make funny jokes.

She is the Editor-in-Chef of [[readme]] and a [[booth]] chair (see [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]).

===Officer Dossiers:===

====CorSec, 2016-2017====
Rin is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheQuietOne The Quiet One] of the KGB. She prefers to sit and listen during GBMs and perform her officer duties in writing, distributing her Pravda? instead of actually “speaking.”
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PomPomGirl Pom Pom Girl]: Despite being usually quiet, Rin is very enthusiastic about everything. She will back your ideas and support your endeavors without actually initiating her own things.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFashionista The Fashionista]: While she’s often too lazy to appear presentable, she has strong opinions about fashion and hair and will discuss endlessly if you mention wanting to dye yours.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdorableAbomination Adorable Abomination]: She may look cute and sweet, but if you get to know her you will soon discover that she is a terrible human being. In fact, scratch that. She isn’t a real person.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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2017 Officers

2017-04-24T21:53:04Z

Scunning: Added Quinn as corsec

President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - [[Ian|Ian Grisworld]]

Corresponding Secretary - [[Quinn|Michael Quinn]]

Recording Secretary - Asher Silverglade

Treasurer - Asher Silverglade

Sergeant at Arms - Asher's evil twin: himself

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Fable

2017-04-24T21:52:32Z

Scunning: Formatting

'''Michael Quinn''' joined the legion of [[Michael]]s in their junior year. They are an artist and are working on a set of exec portraits. Can confirm, the portraits look good.

They also granted the "Monty Hally Trolley Prolley" its name.

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Fable

2017-04-24T21:51:56Z

Scunning: Corsec for 2017-2018

'''Michael Quinn''' joined the legion of [[Michael]]s in their junior year. They are an artist and are working on a set of exec portraits. Can confirm, the portraits look good.

They also granted the "Monty Hally Trolley Prolley" its name.

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2017 Officers

2017-04-24T21:43:14Z

Scunning: Added Ian as 2VP

President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - [[Ian|Ian Grisworld]]

Corresponding Secretary - Gary Coleman

Recording Secretary - Asher Silverglade

Treasurer - Asher Silverglade

Sergeant at Arms - Asher's evil twin: himself

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Murphy

2017-04-24T21:42:22Z

Scunning: I got the right name this time

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of sometimes rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music, hiking, and rock climbing. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Murphy

2017-04-24T21:41:47Z

Scunning: Added Ian as new 2VP

eeb:AHHHH ILL GET TO THIS LATER I PROMISE
mjmurphy:[[eeb|Erin]] thought she would get to this later. Little did she know she was wrong
I AM GETTING TO THIS LATER! (just a very far off later)

'''Michael Murphy''', also known as Murphy, [[afrieder|Frieder]], or [[harry|Harry]], is an adventurous, mostly self-contained human with long flowing locks of sometimes rainbow coloured hair. His love for the KGB is only surpassed by his love for most things, such as live music, hiking, and rock climbing. He occasionally makes Shit Jokes, which despite their name, have rarely actually involved shit. The response to such jokes is the same as is was to his [[Committee To Groan At Ben Wolf's Jokes|predecessors']].

Murphy ran [[ITR]] in 2015-2016. He now runs [[Important Trek]].

Fun quotes:

"Eyyy [[tparenti|Tim!]]"

"[[Rin]] knows what's up!"

"We have a new system: [[jlareau|Dillon]] goes up and Murphy goes down."

===Officer Dossiers:===

====2VP, 2016-2017====
Murphy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSpock The Spock] of the KGB. He handles the logistics of our absurd ideas and tells us when NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ARE ILLOGICAL. He also makes things work in a less stupid way within the organization.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Most of KGB is “next to normal.” Murphy judges the shit out of us, but we know he loves us for it.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]: Murphy forms one half of the fire-and-ice duo that is [[Nika]] and Murphy. He balances her [[spoontinudigu]] with carefully constructed sentences and measured wit.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SentimentalDrunk Sentimental Drunk]: Happy Murphy is fun to watch, and drunk Murphy is happy 70% of the time. Everyone is his best friend, and it is wonderful.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Ian

2017-04-24T21:41:07Z

Scunning: 2VP for 2017-2018

'''Ian Griswold'''. Discount version of [[Harry]]. Now available in colors other than rainbow.

Ian became Sergeant at Arms in February [[2016 Officers|2017]] after [[Nika]] resigned.

===Officer Dossiers:===

====Sergeant at Arms, 2016-2017====

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Dylan

2017-04-24T21:39:02Z

Scunning: Turns out there's not a current officers category

'''Dylan''' (formerly pronounced "Die-lan") is a large [[booth]] chair (see [[Octodad]], [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]) and owner of the Swear of the Week Club.

He is known for his broad shoulders, deep voice, and masterful [[Dungeon Master|DMing]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====1VP, 2016-2017====
Dylan is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFace The Face] of the KGB. Within five minutes of meeting him, you will find yourself signed up to be a booth chair and a Zombies mod on your way to your first GBM.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Dylan is physically huge, towering over most of exec and booming at everyone in his deep voice.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GentleGiant Gentle Giant]: Moreover, he has a big heart and is a loyal friend, always willing to lend an ear to a komrade in distress.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Mad Scientist]: Does anyone actually understand what he does all day? What even is computational biology? I don’t like that gleam in his eye...

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Dylan

2017-04-24T21:38:25Z

Scunning: Category: Current Officers

2017 Officers

2017-04-24T21:31:47Z

Scunning: Added Rin as new 1VP

President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - [[Rin|Rin Fair]]

Second Vice President - Asher Silverglade

Corresponding Secretary - Gary Coleman

Recording Secretary - Asher Silverglade

Treasurer - Asher Silverglade

Sergeant at Arms - Asher's evil twin: himself

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Rin

2017-04-24T21:31:18Z

Scunning: 1VP for 2017-2018

'''Rin Fair''', also known as Rinaissance Fair, is a multi-colored unicorn who likes to sit quietly at the back of [[KGB]] [[Meetings]] and listen to other people make funny jokes. After becoming an officer, she instead began to sit quietly at the front of KGB Meetings and listen to other people make funny jokes.

She is the Editor-in-Chef of [[readme]] and a [[booth]] chair (see [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]).

===Officer Dossiers:===

====CorSec, 2016-2017====
Rin is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheQuietOne The Quiet One] of the KGB. She prefers to sit and listen during GBMs and perform her officer duties in writing, distributing her Pravda? instead of actually “speaking.”
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PomPomGirl Pom Pom Girl]: Despite being usually quiet, Rin is very enthusiastic about everything. She will back your ideas and support your endeavors without actually initiating her own things.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFashionista The Fashionista]: While she’s often too lazy to appear presentable, she has strong opinions about fashion and hair and will discuss endlessly if you mention wanting to dye yours.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdorableAbomination Adorable Abomination]: She may look cute and sweet, but if you get to know her you will soon discover that she is a terrible human being. In fact, scratch that. She isn’t a real person.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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Dylan

2017-04-24T21:29:50Z

Scunning: Added Rin as new 1VP

Sctoor

2017-04-24T21:23:57Z

Scunning: I keep fucking up

'''Skye Toor''', also known as "SkyeSpeed" or "Skyejinx," and begrudgingly known as "Sctoor," pronounced "Scooter," is ironically an earthbender.

She is the chief engineer of the [[buggy]] and the head of the Skyentology Committee and the Gay Communist Gun Club.

Skye is a gentle, lovable soul, and greatly appreciates jokes regarding her height. If you really want to get on her good side, [[that's statistics]].

Skye ran [[Zombies]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====President, 2016-2017====
Skye is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLeader The Leader] of the KGB. She leads her komrades with her intimidating demeanor, her readiness to yell over anything, and her small stature.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheStoic The Stoic]: Skye, while friendly and nice, can be hard to read. What hides behind that emotionless mask? The KGB may never know.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarker]: She has no time for your bullshit. If something is ridiculous or she just thinks it will be funny, she will destroy it with wit. And she is always right.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CulturedBadass Cultured Badass]: Skye knows <s>a bit of</s> everything. She can speak on any topic. Also, she can kill you with her brain.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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|-
{{s-bef|before=[[sguertin|Stuart Guertin]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[First Vice President]]
|years=[[2015 Officers|2015-2016]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[dylan|Dylan Vrana]]}}
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{{s-bef|before=[[mwoolfor|Mike Woolford]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=[[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]}}
[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]][[Category:Booth Chairs]]
{{end}}

Sctoor

2017-04-24T21:23:40Z

Scunning: Added new president

'''Skye Toor''', also known as "SkyeSpeed" or "Skyejinx," and begrudgingly known as "Sctoor," pronounced "Scooter," is ironically an earthbender.

She is the chief engineer of the [[buggy]] and the head of the Skyentology Committee and the Gay Communist Gun Club.

Skye is a gentle, lovable soul, and greatly appreciates jokes regarding her height. If you really want to get on her good side, [[that's statistics]].

Skye ran [[Zombies]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====President, 2016-2017====
Skye is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLeader The Leader] of the KGB. She leads her komrades with her intimidating demeanor, her readiness to yell over anything, and her small stature.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheStoic The Stoic]: Skye, while friendly and nice, can be hard to read. What hides behind that emotionless mask? The KGB may never know.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarker]: She has no time for your bullshit. If something is ridiculous or she just thinks it will be funny, she will destroy it with wit. And she is always right.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CulturedBadass Cultured Badass]: Skye knows <s>a bit of</s> everything. She can speak on any topic. Also, she can kill you with her brain.

Written by: [[Rin]]

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|years=[[2014 Officers|2014-2015]]}}
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[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]][[Category:Booth Chairs]]
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Dylan

2017-04-24T21:23:18Z

Scunning: Corrected formatting

'''Dylan''' (formerly pronounced "Die-lan") is a large [[booth]] chair (see [[Octodad]], [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]) and owner of the Swear of the Week Club.

He is known for his broad shoulders, deep voice, and masterful [[Dungeon Master|DMing]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====1VP, 2016-2017====
Dylan is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFace The Face] of the KGB. Within five minutes of meeting him, you will find yourself signed up to be a booth chair and a Zombies mod on your way to your first GBM.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Dylan is physically huge, towering over most of exec and booming at everyone in his deep voice.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GentleGiant Gentle Giant]: Moreover, he has a big heart and is a loyal friend, always willing to lend an ear to a komrade in distress.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Mad Scientist]: Does anyone actually understand what he does all day? What even is computational biology? I don’t like that gleam in his eye...

Written by: [[Rin]]

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|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
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|years=[[2017 Officers|2017-2018]]}}
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[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]][[Category:Booth Chairs]]

Dylan

2017-04-24T21:22:21Z

Scunning: Added term as president

'''Dylan''' (formerly pronounced "Die-lan") is a large [[booth]] chair (see [[Octodad]], [[Topple The Czar: The Return|Topple The Czar]]) and owner of the Swear of the Week Club.

He is known for his broad shoulders, deep voice, and masterful [[Dungeon Master|DMing]].

===Officer Dossiers:===

====1VP, 2016-2017====
Dylan is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFace The Face] of the KGB. Within five minutes of meeting him, you will find yourself signed up to be a booth chair and a Zombies mod on your way to your first GBM.
=====Tropes=====
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Dylan is physically huge, towering over most of exec and booming at everyone in his deep voice.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GentleGiant Gentle Giant]: Moreover, he has a big heart and is a loyal friend, always willing to lend an ear to a komrade in distress.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Mad Scientist]: Does anyone actually understand what he does all day? What even is computational biology? I don’t like that gleam in his eye...

Written by: [[Rin]]

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{{s-bef|before=[[Skye|Skye Toor]]}}
{{s-ttl|title=[[First Vice President]]
|years=[[2016 Officers|2016-2017]]}}
{{s-aft|after=$1VP}}
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{{s-bef|before=[[Skye|Skye Toor]]}}
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|years=[[2017 Officers|2017-2018]]}}
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[[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]][[Category:Booth Chairs]]

2017 Officers

2017-04-24T21:20:37Z

Scunning: Added Dylan as president

President - [[Dylan|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - Asher Silverglade

Second Vice President - Asher Silverglade

Corresponding Secretary - Gary Coleman

Recording Secretary - Asher Silverglade

Treasurer - Asher Silverglade

Sergeant at Arms - Asher's evil twin: himself

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[[category:Officers]]

2017 Officers

2017-04-24T21:20:07Z

Scunning:

President - [[dvrana|Dylan Vrana]]

First Vice President - Asher Silverglade

Second Vice President - Asher Silverglade

Corresponding Secretary - Gary Coleman

Recording Secretary - Asher Silverglade

Treasurer - Asher Silverglade

Sergeant at Arms - Asher's evil twin: himself

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[[category:Officers]]

Itty Bitty Kitty Committee

2017-01-17T00:46:49Z

Scunning: Created page with "Meow!"

Meow!

Itty bitty kitty committee

2017-01-17T00:46:34Z

Scunning: Redirected page to Itty Bitty Kitty Committee

#REDIRECT [[Itty Bitty Kitty Committee]]

Itty bitty kitty committee

2017-01-17T00:44:53Z

Scunning: Blanked the page

Itty bitty kitty committee

2017-01-17T00:42:58Z

Scunning: Meow!

Meow!

Breed Hall

2017-01-17T00:40:20Z

Scunning:

'''Breed Hall''' is where [[KGB]] holds its weekly general body [[meetings]]. It has traditionally been located in [[Margaret Morrison]] 103, although [[MM A14]] has served as a substitute when the real Breed Hall was not available.

As of the '''spring 2017''' semester, meetings are being held in '''MM A14'''. If [[CMU]] kicks us out on any particular day, [https://www.facebook.com/groups/cmukgb/|the Facebook group] will list the temporary location.

The disastrously late and disorganized class scheduling of fall 2016 left the location of Breed Hall uncertain. Though MM103 was home to meetings that semester, Wean needed to stand in for MMA14 at least once. Only time will tell if [[CMU]] ever gets their shit together.
[[Category:Campus features]]

Breed Hall

2017-01-17T00:39:45Z

Scunning:

'''Breed Hall''' is where [[KGB]] holds its weekly general body [[meetings]]. It has traditionally been located in [[Margaret Morrison]] 103, although [[MM A14]] has served as a substitute when the real Breed Hall was not available. As of the '''spring 2017''' semester, meetings are being held in '''MM A14'''. If [[CMU]] kicks us out on any particular day, [https://www.facebook.com/groups/cmukgb/|the Facebook group] will list the temporary location.

The disastrously late and disorganized class scheduling of fall 2016 left the location of Breed Hall uncertain. Though MM103 was home to meetings that semester, Wean needed to stand in for MMA14 at least once. Only time will tell if [[CMU]] ever gets their shit together.
[[Category:Campus features]]

Breed Hall

2017-01-17T00:39:24Z

Scunning:

Breed Hall

2017-01-17T00:38:20Z

Scunning: Updated page for spring 2017 and added link to Facebook group

'''Breed Hall''' is where [[KGB]] holds its weekly general body [[meetings]]. It has traditionally been located in [[Margaret Morrison]] 103, although [[MM A14]] has served as a substitute when the real Breed Hall was not available.

As of the '''spring 2017''' semester, meetings are being held in '''MM A14'''. If [[CMU]] kicks us out on any particular day, [https://www.facebook.com/groups/cmukgb/|the Facebook group] will list the temporary location.

The disastrously late and disorganized class scheduling of '''fall 2016''' left the location of Breed Hall uncertain. Though '''MM103''' had been home to meetings recently, Wean needed to stand in for MMA14 at least once. Only time will tell if [[CMU]] ever gets their shit together.
[[Category:Campus features]]

Lroop

2017-01-17T00:22:23Z

Scunning: Added truth.

[[Category:Members]]
lroop, real name Lincoln Roop was a member of KGB from 2007 to 2012. Mostly known for being that tall guy who isn't [[aij|Ivan]], lroop is usually seen sporting a plaid button-up shirt, jeans, and green pen. Rumor has it he still lives in the Pittsburgh area and while he does make the occasional appearance at a KGB meeting or event, he can be found fairly regularly at the Saturday machine room hours of the CMU Computer Club.

He is also amazing and cute and wonderful. <3

Useless People Auction

2017-01-17T00:19:07Z

Scunning:

=The Event as it Stands Today=
Formerly known as the salve auction, the [[useless people auction]] is an annual [[:category:events|event]] at which [[KGB]] auctions off its [[members]]. Traditionally, [[members]] volunteer to auction six hours of their time to the buyer and can designate someone to outbid anyone they don't want to be bought by. [[KGB]] does not want to know what you do with your useless people.

Frequently, in addition to listing things they can do, useless people encourage people to increase bids by doing tricks, such as push-ups and headstands. In one memorable auction, two groups kept outbidding one another to purchase [[gwillen]]. One group would increase its bid in exchange for [[gwillen]] removing his shirt, and the other would increase its bid when he put it back on.

=The History=
The auction was originally instantiated as a [[KGB]] [[:category:events|event]] in the days of [[yore]]. It was not repeated until the 2001/2002 academic year, where it proved to be a ludicrously successful means for separating [[KGB]] [[members]] from their money. For two years, the auction (under the name Salve Auction) garnered substantial funds for the [[KGB|organization]]'s [[Booth]].

In the 2003/2004 academic year, the event generated considerable controversy. A group of [[hippies|"concerned students"]] complained, composing an email to the [[KGB]]. They found the premise of auctioning salves, often marketed to dark-skinned people for use as skin lighteners, offensive to people of color. Part of the response stemmed from the accidental scheduling of the event for the same week as Martin Luther King Jr. Day, creating far more offense than was intended.

In recognition of the legitimate claim of offense due to the unfortunate timing, the [[KGB|organization]] decided to change the name of the event, over a vigorous and vociferous dissent (many members were unwilling to acquiesce to what they saw as an unreasonable demand). The name for the event that year was the [[THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]] Auction.

During the event, the [[KGB|organization]] was treated to a silent protest during [[lmarsh]]'s provocative and lucrative auction. Subsequently, the [[Tartan]] published a Letter to the Editor complaining about the objectification and implicit discrimination inherent in such an event. The article contained numerous errors, and elicited a response from [[ykhodor]] in the following week's letters to the editor. The follow-up was accompanied by a retraction from the [[Tartan]].

Verily, all were pleased by this result. Except for those who were offended in the first place and except for the [[Tartan]], the editors of which were subsequently [[Pants of the Revolution|crucified]] on a [[cross of their own inattention]].

Subsequent revision changed the name of the event to its present form: The Useless People Auction. This presented various pleasing synergies with KGB's long-standing [[Useless Stuff Auction]].

=2011 controversy=
In the 2011 Useless People Auction, scandal presented itself to the offense of several attendees. Several of them had applied corrosive or "stripping" salves that caused considerable pain to their rear ends, necessitating a review of the procedures of the auction.

[[Exec]] elected to hold a [[Bylaws#Section_2._Special_Organization_Meetings|Special Organization Meeting]] to discuss possible changes to the format and/or procedures of the Auction. The decision was made not to inform Defectors of this meeting before it was held.

[[sk4p]] posted to the [[bboard]], dispelling any and all cloaks or daggers that might have otherwise been attracted to the meeting. A mostly polite flamewar erupted regarding the propriety of said disclosure, handily vanquishing what might otherwise have been a productive morning.

The conclusions reached were as follows: those auctioning themselves off have the right to create formulations that may cause skin irritation, but will never be explicitly encouraged to create corrosive formulas. Auctionees should avoid demonstrating a sample of the product while up for bid. In addition, a duo of auctioneers will be tried, for the purpose of checks-and-balances and also to relieve the pressures of having to stand and talk for hours and hours. All members are encouraged to keep it classy. With this in mind, a popular opinion at the Special Meeting was to come dressed up in suits and dresses, to demonstrate the effects of nourishing, non-corrosive salves on the skin. The unofficial and unauthorized addition of [[Rule Phi]] can be traced back to this event.

Further details can be found in the [[Special Meeting Minutes20110221|minutes from the Special Meeting]].

[[category:Events]]
[[category:stories]]

Half price

2016-09-07T01:12:21Z

Scunning:

==Restaurants currently serving half price==
Several restaurants near CMU have food for half price during certain hours.

*Fuel and Fuddle: 11pm-1am
*Mad Mex: 11pm-1am, 2pm-4pm Mon thru Thurs
*Hemingway's Cafe: 9pm-1am (must be 21 to enter)

==Restaurants no longer serving half price==
The following restaurants were once known for half price but are now closed.

*Joe Mama's
*India Garden
*La Fiesta

[[Category:Food]]

Half price

2016-09-07T01:11:52Z

Scunning:

==Restaurants currently serving half price==
Several restaurants near CMU have food for half price during certain hours.

*Fuel and Fuddle: 11pm-1am
*Mad Mex: 11pm-1am, 2pm-4pm Mon thru Thurs
*Hemingway's Cafe: 9pm-1am (must be 21 to enter)

==Restaurants no longer serving half price==
The following restaurants were once known for half-price but are now closed.

*Joe Mama's
*India Garden
*La Fiesta

[[Category:Food]]

Half price

2016-09-07T01:09:35Z

Scunning: Updated with list of closed restaurants.

Several restaurants near CMU have food for half price during certain hours.

*Fuel and Fuddle: 11pm-1am
*Mad Mex: 11pm-1am, 2pm-4pm Mon thru Thurs
*Hemingway's Cafe: 9pm-1am (must be 21 to enter)

The following restaurants were once known for half-price but are now closed.
*Joe Mama's
*India Garden
*La Fiesta

[[Category:Food]]

Joe Mama's

2016-09-07T00:59:47Z

Scunning:

'''Joe Mama's''' was a restaurant in Oakland that closed in 2014 after being purchased by new owners. After a brief stint as an overly-expensive, low-quality "Italian" restaurant called Olio Trattoria, the building underwent renovation and reopened as [[Stack'd]].

Joe's was best known for its "Mangia Monday" promotion, which was all-you-can-eat pasta for $6.95 on Monday nights. This was a popular place to eat after KGB meetings, especially during the summer. Its replacement has not known the same level of success.

Unlike the Mangia Monday menus of olde, Stack'd menus do not make good hats.

[[Category:Food]]

Stack'd

2016-09-07T00:59:29Z

Scunning: moved Stack'd. to Stack'd

'''Stack'd''' is a burger restaurant that has two locations, one in Shadyside and one in the building that used to house [[Joe Mama's]] in Oakland. It allows people to write their own orders using golf pencils on thick, unlaminated paper menus. It contains an unreasonably loud jukebox.

Stack'd.

2016-09-07T00:59:29Z

Scunning: moved Stack'd. to Stack'd

#REDIRECT [[Stack'd]]

Stack'd

2016-09-07T00:59:07Z

Scunning: Created page with "'''Stack'd''' is a burger restaurant that has two locations, one in Shadyside and one in the building that used to house Joe Mama's in Oakland. It allows people to write t..."

Joe Mama's

2016-09-07T00:57:17Z

Scunning:

'''Joe Mama's''' was a restaurant in Oakland that closed in 2014 after being purchased by new owners. After a brief stint as an overly-expensive, low-quality "Italian" restaurant called Olio Trattoria, the building underwent renovation and reopened as [[Stack'd.]]

Joe's was best known for its "Mangia Monday" promotion, which was all-you-can-eat pasta for $6.95 on Monday nights. This was a popular place to eat after KGB meetings, especially during the summer. Its replacement has not known the same level of success.

Unlike the Mangia Monday menus of olde, Stack'd menus do not make good hats.

[[Category:Food]]

Shiny Day

2016-09-07T00:50:21Z

Scunning: