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Shank https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20090907&diff=3918 2009-11-05T20:50:49Z

<p>Shank: /* Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door */</p> <hr /> <div>=Officer Reports=<br /> <br /> ==Glisson==<br /> Weekend, cluster rave, stuff.<br /> <br /> ==Mander==<br /> Weekend. Cluster gaming, marines won sometimes and aliens won sometimes!<br /> <br /> ===New People===<br /> Jimmy, St Louis, CS, likes cheese<br /> <br /> John, CS, Charleston, didn't eat breakfast<br /> <br /> Alex, CS, has thrown a frisbee<br /> <br /> Ben, Architecture + Linguistics, wearing clothes<br /> <br /> ==Richard==<br /> Has a report! Hates scheduling. There's an event! Get Board Get Carded! Bring board games! Bring card games! Bring freshthings!<br /> <br /> ==Emily==<br /> Is short. Is having a weekend. Parties and cluster raves and baby pravdas. Cluster printing is borked.<br /> <br /> ==Josiah==<br /> Had a weekend. UG Tour; some fail, fun anyway. Cluster rave; some fail; fun anyway.<br /> <br /> ==Laura==<br /> Weekend. UG Tour. Swine flu cheer! Still has not played FF VII.<br /> <br /> ==Derek==<br /> Led astray by Tom Strong; 1 hour out of Pittsburgh.<br /> <br /> [given by zsparks:] I'm an hour outside of Pittsburgh. Remember how I'm a contortionist? Yeah.<br /> <br /> =Committees=<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7==<br /> Continued lack of failure<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes==<br /> Top 10 best and worse D&amp;D skills for sex O_o<br /> <br /> ==Committee To Burn Down Roselawn 7==<br /> Failure<br /> <br /> ==Ad-Hoc Committee to Confuse Outsiders==<br /> CMU doesn't have steam tunnels!<br /> <br /> ==Robot Cat-Herding Committee==<br /> Seeing 9 on Saturday; think about it. Info will be on b-board.<br /> <br /> ==ITR Committee==<br /> Saturday at 10PM -- Meeting on Wean 4; Moving to Gates 8 (and 9?)<br /> <br /> ==Time Cube Committee==<br /> It is time; Gwillen has a cube<br /> <br /> ==Misappropriated or Ad-Hoc Committee to Corrupt Small Children==<br /> Nicholas (Becca's son): &quot;CMU hates grass!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee==<br /> List of situations when it would be inappropriate or awkward to accompany someone<br /> <br /> ==Andrimal ID Committee==<br /> Tuttlefish!<br /> <br /> =Old Business=<br /> <br /> jvirdo has the thing. Inability to solve Rubik's cubes is not her fault.<br /> <br /> =New Business=<br /> <br /> ==Committee to turn Exec into Pro Wrestlers==<br /> Purpose: JBONEBREAKER! Alan &quot;THE BURNINATOR&quot; Kraut!<br /> <br /> Michael Vick wants in!<br /> <br /> Name: Committee to turn Exec in Professional Lucha Libre Wrestlers<br /> <br /> Nacho!!!!<br /> <br /> Favor: Perform a wrestling move on your neighbor; Opposed: Perform a safe, slow help session for numerical methods; Abstain: Squid<br /> <br /> $4 to Rocketmatt; him, exec, Nacho Libre<br /> <br /> ==410 Cube==<br /> Purpose: Four simultaneous threads in one pre-emptible kernel!<br /> <br /> Are we educated stupid? We're educated students.<br /> <br /> Favor: Say that it's the most beautiful cube ever; Opposed: Log on to qachan.org; Abstain: Talk about the latest gossip about Angelina someone<br /> <br /> 410 context switch every day<br /> <br /> $3 to Gwillen; OS course staff: former, current, and future<br /> <br /> ==Darwin Committee==<br /> Promotion of Natural Selection<br /> <br /> It's a good idea!<br /> <br /> Trying to *create* this! Natural Selection has been intelligently designed!<br /> <br /> Achievements/awards?<br /> <br /> Promotion to Unnatural Selection?<br /> <br /> Favor: judge which KGB member would be deemed unfit by Darwin; Opposed: play Sim City; Abstain: Shoot down the helicopter over and over and over<br /> <br /> $5 to Alan; anyone who has played NS; anyone sitting in the command chair<br /> <br /> ==Allocation of $50 for event==<br /> Good idea.<br /> <br /> ==Practice Theory Committee==<br /> Purpose: Study things that work in practice in theory but not in practice<br /> <br /> Purpose: To examine how things differ in practice from in theory<br /> <br /> Will Karl Marx be the professor for this class?<br /> <br /> Will Groucho Marx be the professor for this class?<br /> <br /> Favor: Talk about a situation in which theory and practice differed; Opposed Claim that heory and practice are the same; Abstain: Make a B for guitar tuning<br /> <br /> $5 to bswolf; people who practice theory<br /> <br /> ==Time Travel Committee, Committee to Turn Exec into Professional Lucha Libre Wrestlers==<br /> Reports success<br /> <br /> ==Time Travel Committee, Darwin Committee==<br /> People often play NS in the cluster on Sunday evenings<br /> <br /> ==Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee==<br /> Purpose: To report when duplicate committees are made<br /> <br /> Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee approves<br /> <br /> Name: Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee<br /> <br /> Favor: Vote in favor; Opposed: Tell him we already have this committee; Abstain: Imitate zsparks' accent<br /> <br /> $9 to jvirdo; her and all the old Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committees<br /> <br /> ==Mobius Duck==<br /> Purpose: Why did the cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the... oh, wait...<br /> <br /> Seems a little one-sided<br /> <br /> Favor: Draw an imaginary mobius duck in the air; Opposed: State that mobius strips have two sides, you idiots; Abstain: Make up some imaginary animal<br /> <br /> $12 to ttuttle; jwatzman<br /> <br /> ==Helper Committee==<br /> Purpose: To determine people who are helpers<br /> <br /> You helpeer! You completely<br /> <br /> Favor: [something]; Opposed: Try to derail Get Board Get Carded; Abstain: Squid<br /> <br /> $something to labbott: all the helpers in KGB<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door==<br /> Purpose: To go in and out through the window<br /> <br /> Use the boost to get through!<br /> <br /> Misappropriated Reverse Defenestration Committee approves<br /> <br /> Favor: Tell Glisson how much money you will throw through the door; Opposed: It is cute! It will never hurt you! Abstain: Attempt to go through the ceiling<br /> $1 to Shank; Cohort (both)<br /> <br /> ==I GOT A FOUR Committee==<br /> Purpose: To loudly proclaim the results of a move silently check<br /> <br /> Favor: Fail a move silently check; Against: Succeed on a hide check; Abstain: Play Sim City<br /> <br /> $4 to bswolf; people who fail their checks<br /> <br /> ==Glowy Flashy Rntzy Things Committee==<br /> Purpose: CLUSTER RAVE!<br /> <br /> Ad-Hoc System Error Committee approves<br /> <br /> What the fuck is a bus error?<br /> <br /> Favor: Rave in your seats; Against: Waltz inn place; Abstain: Intently watch the concert in the window<br /> <br /> $10 to bblum; him, jboning, gwillen, rntz, anyone who attends a cluster rave<br /> <br /> =Announcements=<br /> <br /> ==Event==<br /> Get Board Get Carded -- 7PM, PH A18*<br /> <br /> ==Dues==<br /> Pay your dues!<br /> <br /> ==Pravda?==<br /> SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!!<br /> <br /> ==Cookies==<br /> Sarah has cookies! Officer of the Week!<br /> <br /> ==Shirts==<br /> Rocketmatt wants them. They should be brought to meetings.<br /> <br /> =Schmucks=<br /> <br /> ==ITR Games==<br /> 10PM. Meet on Wean 4; go to Gates 8 if you are late.<br /> <br /> ==Glisson==<br /> Zombies at CMU thing. Like Call of Cthulu.<br /> <br /> ==Rocket Club==<br /> Designing club rocket tomorrow. Possible pizza.<br /> <br /> ==D&amp;D==<br /> People looking for D&amp;D groups. Someone should DM.<br /> <br /> twright DMing a campaign! 3.5<br /> <br /> ==bswolf==<br /> Motion to #define DEBUG<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

Shank https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20090907&diff=3917 2009-11-05T20:49:50Z

<p>Shank: /* Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door */</p> <hr /> <div>=Officer Reports=<br /> <br /> ==Glisson==<br /> Weekend, cluster rave, stuff.<br /> <br /> ==Mander==<br /> Weekend. Cluster gaming, marines won sometimes and aliens won sometimes!<br /> <br /> ===New People===<br /> Jimmy, St Louis, CS, likes cheese<br /> <br /> John, CS, Charleston, didn't eat breakfast<br /> <br /> Alex, CS, has thrown a frisbee<br /> <br /> Ben, Architecture + Linguistics, wearing clothes<br /> <br /> ==Richard==<br /> Has a report! Hates scheduling. There's an event! Get Board Get Carded! Bring board games! Bring card games! Bring freshthings!<br /> <br /> ==Emily==<br /> Is short. Is having a weekend. Parties and cluster raves and baby pravdas. Cluster printing is borked.<br /> <br /> ==Josiah==<br /> Had a weekend. UG Tour; some fail, fun anyway. Cluster rave; some fail; fun anyway.<br /> <br /> ==Laura==<br /> Weekend. UG Tour. Swine flu cheer! Still has not played FF VII.<br /> <br /> ==Derek==<br /> Led astray by Tom Strong; 1 hour out of Pittsburgh.<br /> <br /> [given by zsparks:] I'm an hour outside of Pittsburgh. Remember how I'm a contortionist? Yeah.<br /> <br /> =Committees=<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7==<br /> Continued lack of failure<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes==<br /> Top 10 best and worse D&amp;D skills for sex O_o<br /> <br /> ==Committee To Burn Down Roselawn 7==<br /> Failure<br /> <br /> ==Ad-Hoc Committee to Confuse Outsiders==<br /> CMU doesn't have steam tunnels!<br /> <br /> ==Robot Cat-Herding Committee==<br /> Seeing 9 on Saturday; think about it. Info will be on b-board.<br /> <br /> ==ITR Committee==<br /> Saturday at 10PM -- Meeting on Wean 4; Moving to Gates 8 (and 9?)<br /> <br /> ==Time Cube Committee==<br /> It is time; Gwillen has a cube<br /> <br /> ==Misappropriated or Ad-Hoc Committee to Corrupt Small Children==<br /> Nicholas (Becca's son): &quot;CMU hates grass!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee==<br /> List of situations when it would be inappropriate or awkward to accompany someone<br /> <br /> ==Andrimal ID Committee==<br /> Tuttlefish!<br /> <br /> =Old Business=<br /> <br /> jvirdo has the thing. Inability to solve Rubik's cubes is not her fault.<br /> <br /> =New Business=<br /> <br /> ==Committee to turn Exec into Pro Wrestlers==<br /> Purpose: JBONEBREAKER! Alan &quot;THE BURNINATOR&quot; Kraut!<br /> <br /> Michael Vick wants in!<br /> <br /> Name: Committee to turn Exec in Professional Lucha Libre Wrestlers<br /> <br /> Nacho!!!!<br /> <br /> Favor: Perform a wrestling move on your neighbor; Opposed: Perform a safe, slow help session for numerical methods; Abstain: Squid<br /> <br /> $4 to Rocketmatt; him, exec, Nacho Libre<br /> <br /> ==410 Cube==<br /> Purpose: Four simultaneous threads in one pre-emptible kernel!<br /> <br /> Are we educated stupid? We're educated students.<br /> <br /> Favor: Say that it's the most beautiful cube ever; Opposed: Log on to qachan.org; Abstain: Talk about the latest gossip about Angelina someone<br /> <br /> 410 context switch every day<br /> <br /> $3 to Gwillen; OS course staff: former, current, and future<br /> <br /> ==Darwin Committee==<br /> Promotion of Natural Selection<br /> <br /> It's a good idea!<br /> <br /> Trying to *create* this! Natural Selection has been intelligently designed!<br /> <br /> Achievements/awards?<br /> <br /> Promotion to Unnatural Selection?<br /> <br /> Favor: judge which KGB member would be deemed unfit by Darwin; Opposed: play Sim City; Abstain: Shoot down the helicopter over and over and over<br /> <br /> $5 to Alan; anyone who has played NS; anyone sitting in the command chair<br /> <br /> ==Allocation of $50 for event==<br /> Good idea.<br /> <br /> ==Practice Theory Committee==<br /> Purpose: Study things that work in practice in theory but not in practice<br /> <br /> Purpose: To examine how things differ in practice from in theory<br /> <br /> Will Karl Marx be the professor for this class?<br /> <br /> Will Groucho Marx be the professor for this class?<br /> <br /> Favor: Talk about a situation in which theory and practice differed; Opposed Claim that heory and practice are the same; Abstain: Make a B for guitar tuning<br /> <br /> $5 to bswolf; people who practice theory<br /> <br /> ==Time Travel Committee, Committee to Turn Exec into Professional Lucha Libre Wrestlers==<br /> Reports success<br /> <br /> ==Time Travel Committee, Darwin Committee==<br /> People often play NS in the cluster on Sunday evenings<br /> <br /> ==Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee==<br /> Purpose: To report when duplicate committees are made<br /> <br /> Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee approves<br /> <br /> Name: Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee<br /> <br /> Favor: Vote in favor; Opposed: Tell him we already have this committee; Abstain: Imitate zsparks' accent<br /> <br /> $9 to jvirdo; her and all the old Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committees<br /> <br /> ==Mobius Duck==<br /> Purpose: Why did the cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the... oh, wait...<br /> <br /> Seems a little one-sided<br /> <br /> Favor: Draw an imaginary mobius duck in the air; Opposed: State that mobius strips have two sides, you idiots; Abstain: Make up some imaginary animal<br /> <br /> $12 to ttuttle; jwatzman<br /> <br /> ==Helper Committee==<br /> Purpose: To determine people who are helpers<br /> <br /> You helpeer! You completely<br /> <br /> Favor: [something]; Opposed: Try to derail Get Board Get Carded; Abstain: Squid<br /> <br /> $something to labbott: all the helpers in KGB<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door==<br /> Purpose: To go in and out through the window<br /> <br /> Use the boost to get through!<br /> <br /> Misappropriated Reverse Defenestration Committee approves<br /> <br /> Favor: Tell Glisson how much money you will throw through the door; Opposed: It is cute! It will never hurt you! Abstain: Attempt to go through the ceiling<br /> $1 to shank; Cohort (both)<br /> <br /> ==I GOT A FOUR Committee==<br /> Purpose: To loudly proclaim the results of a move silently check<br /> <br /> Favor: Fail a move silently check; Against: Succeed on a hide check; Abstain: Play Sim City<br /> <br /> $4 to bswolf; people who fail their checks<br /> <br /> ==Glowy Flashy Rntzy Things Committee==<br /> Purpose: CLUSTER RAVE!<br /> <br /> Ad-Hoc System Error Committee approves<br /> <br /> What the fuck is a bus error?<br /> <br /> Favor: Rave in your seats; Against: Waltz inn place; Abstain: Intently watch the concert in the window<br /> <br /> $10 to bblum; him, jboning, gwillen, rntz, anyone who attends a cluster rave<br /> <br /> =Announcements=<br /> <br /> ==Event==<br /> Get Board Get Carded -- 7PM, PH A18*<br /> <br /> ==Dues==<br /> Pay your dues!<br /> <br /> ==Pravda?==<br /> SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!!<br /> <br /> ==Cookies==<br /> Sarah has cookies! Officer of the Week!<br /> <br /> ==Shirts==<br /> Rocketmatt wants them. They should be brought to meetings.<br /> <br /> =Schmucks=<br /> <br /> ==ITR Games==<br /> 10PM. Meet on Wean 4; go to Gates 8 if you are late.<br /> <br /> ==Glisson==<br /> Zombies at CMU thing. Like Call of Cthulu.<br /> <br /> ==Rocket Club==<br /> Designing club rocket tomorrow. Possible pizza.<br /> <br /> ==D&amp;D==<br /> People looking for D&amp;D groups. Someone should DM.<br /> <br /> twright DMing a campaign! 3.5<br /> <br /> ==bswolf==<br /> Motion to #define DEBUG<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

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