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Minutes20141020

2014-10-21T14:13:42Z

Skyejinx: Created page with "Officer Reports Marlena joined the commune Stuart is confused Mike joined the commune Zora has a commune pravda Skye joined the commune Dillon says the..."

Officer Reports
Marlena joined the commune
Stuart is confused
Mike joined the commune
Zora has a commune pravda
Skye joined the commune
Dillon says there are no race conditions in the commune
Frieder joined the commune and got stranded on the ground

Joe had a weekend too!
many cities and a loooonnnnngggg day

The animal identification committee reports confusion

The commune will now temporarily seed to the booth committee and Sctoor, Sguertin, and Cmorey
BOOOOOTTTTHHHHHH!!!
Shel Silverstein
Sherock Homes
HG Wells
Lemony Snicket
Banicula
Frankenstein
The Odyssey
Les Mis

Scarves and Kappa Gamma Beta Shirts!! Mwoolfor is ordering and, trust me, you want them.

Commune; Everyone should be part of the commune
Accept the commune before the commune accepts you
The nameless cult looks on with interest, they are also recruiting
The committee to rename everyone reese is also recruiting
The ad hoc shadow corporation committee would like to acquire the commune
$34 to Mike
Everyone shall chair

We lost the event!!! Come help us find it on Friday a 7 in PH A18A!!

Minutes

2014-10-21T14:11:34Z

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Minutes20141006

2014-10-13T22:51:46Z

Skyejinx: Created page with "Officer Reports Marlena -- had a weekend; real acting is for suckers Stuart -- had a weekend; improv and puzzlehunt and less OS, oh my Mike -- had a weekend; so..."

Officer Reports
Marlena -- had a weekend; real acting is for suckers
Stuart -- had a weekend; improv and puzzlehunt and less OS, oh my
Mike -- had a weekend; some days, you just cant get rid of a bomb
EVENT!!!! VIDEO GAME NIGHT
KGB TAKES FRESHMEAT OUT FOR FOOD (5:30 pre-event)
Zora -- had a weekend; improv (which they laughed at sinisterly) and bikes and work
Skye -- had a weekend; it can be summed up thusly; KGB, KGB, Ms Saigon, work, KGB, work, CAD, KGB, KGB, and 10 out of 10, would talk to Mike Woolford again
Oh yeah, and Zora made a pravda
Dillon -- got change thrown at him
Frieder -- Yom Kippur, Psych dept, and relaxing Sunday (mistake)

Committee Reports!
The Scissor Cannons Committee reports impending target practice
The HvZ reports and is excited
The CtFwS committee is almost done!!! Maybe. We're making new pedantic bullshit
The itty bitty kitty committee would like to remind you that this weather is perfect for kitties and sweaters
The innovative technologies committee would like to report ___
The ad hoc anti-paper airplane artillery committee -- suggests bad things
The glorious paper airplanes committee would like to remind everyone that thye are not resposible
The ad hoc classical logic committee has proven a paper airplane exists
The ad hoc numbers are weird committee asks why reals?

Old Business
The thing?
Stuart has the thing,
Ed has it now -- not at fault for the computer

Constructive Logic; to disprove the existance of paper airplanes
Not not opposed to it
Why limit to paper airplanes
Vote!
$2 to Joe
Disbanded!

.*, .*
So many name and purpose changes... Skye's tired
ECE committee fails
Vote
$21 to Stuart
Everyone wil chair, we're inclusive

Paradox; to be inclusive by containing the set of all sets
This committee will eventually be a subcommittee of itself, but since Marlena doesn't know the rules...
$7 to Ed
Disbanded

Motion to create Hidden haiku committee refrigerator; refrigerator
Murphy can't count
Frieder tries to count syllabus
Vote!
$4 to Joe
Anyone who has made a haiku today

Nonesence; accept all forms of commission
When has that stopped us before?
$4 to egorelik
Disbanded

For the lulz; to do lulzy things with KGB members around campus
$6 to Craig
Everyone

Anticommittee; to run after and into other committees
Batman doesnt' know science
When a mommy particle and a daddy particle
$4 to Joe
Everyone who is antimatter today

Reclaim the American soil SOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLL FOR THE MOTHERLAND for the king/queen delete whichever is inappropriate; we all know who it should belong to
But don't corporations already own Americans
$4 to Joe
Disbanded

Downunder; Australia, fuck Britain
So this one time ________
So Botany bay is a thing
$2 to Mike
Australia

Committee to Protect the Rec Sec; To like Skye more
Passed apparently
$2 to Frieder

Ugh; Rounded, lax, in the back
Nature of Language Committee Approves
$1 to Murphy

Continuity Errors; to point out errors in films and real life
Within the first 30 seconds of Gotham....
Explain
Point out errors and cry in pain
$1 to Mike
Matrx

KGB Rifles Association; Do I really have to say?
PG
Lightsabers and everything
Nerf Wars

Motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for the second event
Motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for the first event

One foot in front of the other; happy feet
We can do it?
$1 to Frieder
Joe

Zora is everyone's favorite Cor Sec

Motion to dock Frieder's pay

Frieder has been banned from these minutes for Sheer dumbassery

Real relevant announcements!
EXEC wants to take out the Freshmeat -- meet in the Morewood Courtyard a 5:30 on Friday
For the Lulz -- Next Thursday Mike is handing out bubble wrap

Minutes20141013

2014-10-13T22:50:17Z

Skyejinx: Created page with "Officer Reports: Marlena had a weekend; she made a pie and Ethan ate it Stuart had a weekend; videogame night, toe socks, new people! Justus -- CS, Hershe..."

Officer Reports:
Marlena had a weekend; she made a pie and Ethan ate it
Stuart had a weekend; videogame night, toe socks, new people!
Justus -- CS, Hershey, Aive
Mike -- we have an event, movie night, Breed Hall and voting and movies and nonsense
Zora worked a lot
Skye is a disaster
Dillon had a weekend and didnt get much done
Frieder had a weekend-- netflix and such

DJK Nightmare in dreamland -- Steven fell off a building and died; the next day, steven fell off a wall
The Committee to Assasinate the President has a report
The DJK Nightmare in dreamland committee -- had a dream last night where sam mentioned president assasination
Innovative Technologies Committee iinvented a molecule out of plastic. Isn't it great?
Submit to Booth!
Joseph and Brian
We vote on Monday
Storytelling Committee has a report!
CMU IS HARD And that's ok
The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
The Time Travel Committee feels old....
The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee -- if you ever want to hold a cat, come do the thing

Old Business
Ed had the thing 30 seconds ago....
The stress is not Skye's Fault this week

Existential Crisis on Infinite Earth; sometimes I just want to fly or walk through walls but its never going to happen
Right after it, you have to haul ass to create other comics
It's great cause you're gonna die
Did you hear the capital letters click into place
Try the Molecule
$3 to Frieder
Anyone who reads comic books and has existential crises but not at the same time

Move like a crab; to swim like a crab because its fucking adorable I think eee
Did you know that there are giant crabs at the bottom of the ocean that heat everything in their path but because they're still a protected species because Russia is fucking stupid they're slowly taking over the north of the planet.
The Ad Hoc I'm from Maryland damnit committee is intrigued
The Ad Hoc I'm from VA damnit committee would like to ask Jeeves to Bring the Boat Around
The ad hoc no one would be surprised if I was from the depths of hell committee would like to tell you about how theres nothing so frustrating as a sea creature
$2 to Joe
The Ocean

The Conspicuous Memory Gaps; Don't you want to know the name?
Did we discuss this last meeting?
Questions been called
Failed

The Switchblade committee; switch places!
Everyone switches places....
Zander did things:
what the.... THings look different. Why does Bubbles look like Marlena? Why are none of exec the same?
MIKE HAS TAKEN OVER THE MNUTES HAHAHAHAHA
$3 to Zora
Exec shall chair

So I had a weekend; the rest of us want to participate
Frieder had a weekend
Literally everyone else, I dont' give a shit
Time Travel didn't have a weekend
Shadow Exec reports approval
$3 to Joe
Whoever can rememer the name

Animal Identification Committee; what is this? *Holds up a hippo* We know all the animals!
More of that
$3 to Stuart
Currenty looking at an animal they can't identify

Preimptive Murder Mystery Committee; to find out who wants to plan with witchcraft and sorcery and shit
Frieder and Dillon ..... Are at odds?
We vote people off the island after having thematically colored challenges
$2 to Zander

KGB Secret Police: 'redacted'
BOOOOOOOOOOOTH
Table?
It's a good idea
That failed
$35 to Zander
Zander, Frieder, Ed, Skye, Marlena, and one person who only

McCarthyism; i have a list of 12 names
Motion for a role cal interogation
Illustrious journalist collective -- makes up bullshit and scares people (we missed you zander)
I'm not a witch. I'm you
Stuart is Santa
$12 to Stuart
The 12 people on Stuart's list

No committee
The pointers committee is confused.
A lot of computer science jokes
The Engineers committee is confused
$4 to Stuart
Stuart

The Michael Bay sound effects committee: *onomotopea* + lense flur + lense flare + lense flourish + space piranah plant + magic molecule
JJ Abrahms has been taked on, and a solar flare
Benedict Cumberbach casted
Coreographed leg swinging is a new olympic sport
$10 to Joe
The Molecule but not Frieder

WE HAVE AN EVENT
Movie Night is happening on Friday!

Minutes

2014-10-13T22:49:29Z

Skyejinx:

User:Skyejinx

2014-10-05T15:33:47Z

Skyejinx:

KGB RecSec/Dyslec-Sec 2014-2015

KGBooth Chair 2015

KGBuggy Chair for Life

Other aliases include:
Skyespeed
Sctoor
Scooter
And just boring old Skye

User:Skyejinx

2014-10-05T15:33:21Z

Skyejinx:

KGB RecSec/Dyslec-Sec 2014-2015

KGBooth Chair 2015

KGBuggy Chair for Life

Other aliases include:
Skyespeed
Sctoor
Scooter
And just boring old Skye

User:Skyejinx

2014-10-05T15:32:56Z

Skyejinx:

KGB RecSec/Dyslec-Sec 2014-2015
KGBooth Chair 2015
KGBuggy Chair for Life

Other aliases include:
Skyespeed
Sctoor
Scooter
And just boring old Skye

Minutes20140908

2014-10-02T01:31:27Z

Skyejinx:

Marlena laser cut things

Stuart likes OS
Nick Morin -- psych/bio, ny, has shoes

Mike digs
Improv Night!
(No, not improve night)
CtfwS is happening Nov 7

Zora had a weekend
Karoke and a little ham

Skye had a weekend

Dillon had a weekend
Solidarity fforever
OS, and OS, and OS, and more OS

Frieder is sad that he doesn't have super powers

The Don't worry its for science committee returns
The itty bitty kitty committee takes a moment to think about cats
The committee to whore out the KGB can fix you
The illustrious journalist collective is talking again... and we are quite scared

The "computer" science committee has the contigency planning capacity of drunk snails
The DJK nightmare in dreamland committee would like to report that it was swallowed y a giant monster
stung by 10000 bees, and then woke up and was almost seeing the stings

The committee to whore out the KGB approves

Old Business Committee
Stuart has the thing!

Mathomagic committee; This thing definately turns into this thing becausee physics
16/64 by sixes is a viable reduction
Motion to add donald duck
Not listening but complete the square
Purple and get math
Vote!
$3 to Mike
Physics majors

Drunk snails committee; get snails drunk and have them teach a class
Apple trees and snails -- drunk wasps and snakes are crawling all over it
Let's put salt on snails in margaritas
$4 to Dillon
Snaillovers

I know everyone on the front page of the tartan; to get more people we know to do ridiculous things
$1 to Joe
Front page of tartan

Corporates right; to extend rights to corporations so we can set up an arranged marriage between PETA and the NRA
OTP
If animals had guns, they wouldnt be eating food
A group of researchers watched gorillas murder other gorillas
Do you ship it
$2 to Stuart
KGB members who are not zombies and are also corporations

Terrible fanfiction; terrible fanfiction
The jist is, fanfic is terrible
$1 to Frieder
Disbanded

PETA for the ethically ethical treatment of animals; to make Peta recursive
$1 to murphy
Pita bread makers

The hide the bodies committee: to hide the bodieskin
Mellon is a bad place to hide bodies
$7 to Stuart
Corporations and zombies

KGB Think Armada because then we can have all of the many iterations of this committee and the kitchen sink: because even thinking in a tank is better than what we're doing now
Cheeto fingers would be great
Dirigibles
Eternal hiccups or eternal cheeto fingers?
$4 to Stuart
Frieder, Stuart, Skye -- admirals of the armada

Butts: buts
$2 to Maija
Butts

This one time in the Mellon Institute: FMS is awful
We can get stuck in a lot of places. And its bad
$11 to Mike
Mellon people

Make the KGB money: the committee will have chairs who bid on this committee
$5 to Joe
Everyone who didnt bid, and Joe

Snakes alcoholism committee: to gripe about the TOC
Snails appended
The itty bitty kitty committee is better
TOC Stories
$2 to Xander
All rec secs

Don't exceed $50 for supplies for the event!

CtFwS is happening Nov 7. BE HERE.

Minutes

2014-10-02T01:30:36Z

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Minutes20140428

2014-04-28T21:30:30Z

Skyejinx: Created page with "Officer Reports: Marlena -- Tomfoolery with past presidents Stuart -- Many stuffed animals at useless stuff Mike -- For once, they're not last -- Weekend with stuf..."

Officer Reports:
Marlena -- Tomfoolery with past presidents
Stuart -- Many stuffed animals at useless stuff
Mike -- For once, they're not last -- Weekend with stuff, apt full of stuffed animals thanks to Stuart
Event!! LDOC Picnic (UC Chairs at 5:15)
Zora -- Wasn't identical to Mike's Weekend
Similar to Stuarts though....
Auctioned off a lot of video games.....
Failed at doing work
Got 4th in footrace
ME!
Dillon -- Useless stuff -- most people paid
Board games saturday
Teenage girl then creepy old guy
Frieder -- Played boardgames and broke space and time
and HW

Reports from existing committees
Time Travel Committee -- Did Zora really pass out attendance on time?

The committee of the Anals in conjunction with the Sounds Like Committee remind you pigeons, midgets, and bitches

Committee to assasinated the president threaten's Marlena's life

The Ad Hoc I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing Committee! asks about another dinner......

The Ad Hoc Ad Hoc Committe requests coins

THe Daniel John is so Full of Himself Committee welcomes exec and is visitn gGrad Schools in NJ

Old Business
Frieder had the thing, Steven had exams

New Business
Motion to Create the Akward and Inappropriate Twerking Committee
With the Purpose of Frieder making himself look stupid
That was just unfortunate
Playing mournful music
That FAILED

Committee for Practical Typography
Why reject underlining but not caps?
Underlining cannot claim the kind of origin and pedigree as caps
New Purpose -- watch Tim turn Blue
This committee's opinion on doors? Right handed are better than left handed
Passed -- $4 to Drew
The complement of tim will chair

The I Can't Believe I ate the uuhole thing
With the purpose -- I ate the uuhole thing
DJ - I'm amazed at how much I an eat
Wonderous Clouds -- Cotton Candy
A medium sized dominos pizza
Ice Cream Season is upon us
the ad hoc new england children committee stipulates is always ice cream season
Passed -- $3 to AFalk
UU will chair

Motion to define the clustering of multiple KGB presidents as a "Fiasco"
Counter to the ByLaws from pro rules wanker Tim
Frieder makes up a definition of defining
Motion to enter it into the KGB dictionary -- out of order
Motion to Table
Tabled til next week

Motion to Create the KGB Time Capsule Committe
Create a bulleted list of things we should bring up at the closest meaning in 2 years
The Ad Hoc Committee to take 7 years to pass approves
The List
A Fiasco is multiple KGB presidents in 1 place
ObamaCar
A picture of a penis
2 penises
A picture of the penis
KGB nursery rhyme book?
Motion to change this from a bulletted list to an arrowed list
Passed! - $7 McGinnis
Chaired by people who won't be here in 2 years

Motion to create the "Just Like the Old [Cultural Soothsayer] Woman Said" Comittee
With the purpose of creating a list of superstitions that will literally and literally come true
A little known fact that presidents that fail their first committee will have unspeakably terrible things happen to them
Did you know that if the KGB walks under a later while being crossed by a black cat it will smash a mirror
We never should have held the annual meeting on a burial ground
Fun Fact -- If any time anyone asks you, you dont immediately claps their shoulders and stare into their eyes, your first born child will be a liberal arts major
Passed -- $ Disbanded

Motion to remove all standing rules
Anti-Seconded
Jacks Van Chants
There are 4 standing rules from gbm -- which are defunct -- Frider took the chairs, references to Drew, Frieder, and Fourney
Tim Broman Saluted
Motion to make all standing rules sit down
Motion for a roll call vote
Shitty debates
Passed

Motion to make a standing rule to make no more standing rules
Moving formward

Motion to create the lampshade committee
With the purpose of thats the joke
Motion to append the leg lamp
Dillitory
Motion to appendage the leg lamp
Motion to hang this committee
Motion to Dillatory
Tim is a wanker
Passed -- $4 to Broman
Chaired by anyone who explains the joke

Motion to create the committee to test the rec sec
With the Purpose of Dan's being an a$$
Passed -- $ Disbanded

Motion for the Chair to Sit

Motion to create the committe dedicated to making KGB treasurers join british conservative British parties
With the purpose Dillontory
Stuff happens
Passed -- $3 to Drew
Dillon will chair

Motion to create the raps about exec committee
to make raps about exec
"My name is Dillon, my D is illin', b/c im treasurer you will be billin'"
Broetry in cahoots
Eurithmics committee is in
Passed -- $6
eFourney shall Chair

Motion to replace outBroman'd with outMarlena'd
Marlena likes fun
This is a bad idea because the space is silenced
Motion to change the motion with OutTechie -- this is the way
Motion to change that motion to make Broman the forever president and Marlena chancellor -- that failed
marlena needs to wake up
Passed

Motion to create THIS committee
Purpose name == Double Double This This Double Double That That
WHICH? committe knows what you did, and is fine with your actions
Rules wankery
Passed -- $3 to Frider
Chaired by everyone

Motion to allocate $150 for suppied for the event
It's LDOC, we're buying good food
And veggie burgers and cheese for hipsters
Passed

Motion to create the Evil Ec Rec Sec Committee
To be assholes in deep voices and runon sentences
Xander would participate in this discussion if he were here, so Broman is torturing me
Passed -- $4 Broman
Chaired by former rec secs

Motion to create the Committee for Drew to Use up all his KGB credit
Purpose to get Drew to spend $2
The last committee that dj will ever buy accepts challenge
Passed -- $8
Chaired by everyone who chairs the last committee that dj will ever buy

Motion to get a High Five

Motion to create the committee of hungy hungry androgenous hippopotamusses
With a purpose totally original committee as a whole
the committee is synomymous with the kgb
this committee is anonymous
this committee is hippopotamus
Passed -- $2 to Frieder
Chaired by everyone who looses hungry hungry hippos

In purple

Moving on to real relevant announcements
LDOC Event!!!!!!!!!!!
5:15

Mafia Night is Wednesday of Finals Week -- RSVP By event on Friday
Email Exec

Motion to kitten and get food

Motion to require a reading of today's minutes

Minutes

2014-04-28T21:29:04Z

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