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Minutes20210419

2021-12-28T16:01:27Z

Spalsen: Created page with "Meeting 4/19/2021 =Officer Reports= Dez - I had a four years, it's been a bizarre time. Turns out he's not the longest serving prez, someone from the lost years actually serv..."

Meeting 4/19/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - I had a four years, it's been a bizarre time. Turns out he's not the longest serving prez, someone from the lost years actually served longer. There's been a pandemic, a quad fire-alarm event, plans to put googly eyes on wean, it's been a really weird time and "I thank you all for it"

Kaylie - went to trader Joes for the 1st time, starting a support group for the way that Trader Joes does improv with you at the checkout

James - had a carnival, breaks are fun. Seeing friends is fun. Saw people in person! (outside)

Sawyer - thought he was about to get roasted for playing guitar on Kremlin's back deck, actually got told he was good. yay

Kushal - things happened, but he's just confused why Liam hates fire emblem

Oliver - trying to build a circuit, all of his multimeters things that he's got 50K ohms

=Comm Reports=
Kushal - zoom hand is comfy comm - yes

Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid - moving the cats went ok! Rose decided she hates cass once again, but is adjusting well

Liam - advancewars comm - Fire emblem killed advance wars by way of horny weebs

Kevin - ad-hoc pravda revision comm - not actually running for moneyperson

James - Ad-hoc/misapp. horny weebs comm - fuck you cowards

Olive - ad-hoc fake CS major who hates his life comm - typing noises

Kaylie - the weird dreams comm (MLK Jr memorial comm) - panther cub and mom got into house, every time she googled the number for animal control she got the wiki page for animal crossing. Panther turned out to be nice, but still called 911

Liam - dangling comm may have a report - end report

Kate - comm to ass the 2VP , conj. with the misapp -or- adhoc former 2VPs comm, conj. with dangling comm - thanks James for trying so hard for making good online events, making KGB still feel like KGB

- Calls to salute james, maybe w/ love

Oliver - misapp. comm to ass the prez - FAILURE, we'll get the next one
Liam - not technically comm to ass the prez - the prez is stepping down, that's pretty dang closre to assassination
Kate - but is it though?
Liam - motion to create the comm to have the prez die a natural death - out of order

=Old Business=
Kaylie had the thing, Oliver wants it

not his fault Dez got to gradaute, is his fault that it took him a year longer to graduate is his fault

Tim - Orders of the Day:
Procrastination comm - "I'll think about that later"
James - motion to table for 6 months
Passed, been done
No other orders of the day

= Proctoring of Elections =

Tim presented a slide show about election stuffs, noting what is different because of the panini
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President:

Between James, Kaylie, Oliver

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

James Byrne is now the new President of the KGB!

may god have mercy on his soul

1VP:

Between Kaylie

Kaylie Carpenter is now the new first vice president of the KGB!

2VP:

Between Liam, Sawyer, Oliver

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

Sawyer Palsen is now the new second vice president of the KGB!

Corresponding Secretary:

Between Kevin

Kevin Song is now the new CorSec of the KGB

Recording Secretary:

Between Liam and the probable conclusion of no confidence

Liam Thomas is now the new Recording Secretary of the KGB!

[liam — 04/19/2021]

They're my minutes now, losers

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

God have mercy on our souls!

- Sawyer Signing off, 2020-2021

[liam — 04/19/2021]

Treasurer:

Candidates:

- Oliver Li

- Kushal Dulla

Oliver Li wins the election

Sergeant at Arms

Candidates:

- Kushal Dulla

Kushal Dulla wins the election

We have a new exec, and now this is going to result in some horrible garbage

Nom Com is disbanded

======OFFICER REPORTS======
James had an election: escaped 2vp without ever buying a snack. never bought a snack which disappointed anybody

Kaylie had an election: Trader Joe's poem about being bantered with at the checkout

Sawyer had an election: Won't get to eat, which saddens. Gladdened to have more power. Spirit channeling Van Buren/Bob Dole. Event: Rules & Roberts

Kevin had an election: Has never held an office. Not sure what else needs to happen. Learn on the fly baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. submit to pravda!?

Liam had an election: Ran unopposed and seized power over records and history, thereby allowing the crafting of whatever narrative i desire

Oliver had an election: Ran and got a job he already had without raise. Mad at Proctors for muting him.

Kushal had an election: got demoted lmao. gave people blue milk. blue milk will happen again.

======NEWISH BUSINESS======
Outgoing exec recommends 20/15 dollars for dues

Liam: Motion to set dues to 20 for the year, 15 for a semester.

Voted on, passed.

Outgoing exec mentions 500 dollar discretionary fund

Outgoing (and incoming) treasurer mentions gift account and organization account moneys. Roughly 10,000 dollars in the accounts.

Liam: Motion to set discretionary fund to 694.20
-Sam SR: Nice
-Dez: We usually don't run up on it, don't worry too much
-Kate: Exec discretionary being a meme number is fine
-Dez: Call to question
-Voted on, passed
-The president says "feet"

Kate: Motion to make the anxiety dreams committee
-Purpose: To share my nightly anxieties with you guys because damn those things are sometimes hilarious despite causing massive amounts of trauma
-Tim: Does Kushal have bubble wrap right now? (yes) nice
-Sam SR: The annual Annual John Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee approves
-Voted on, passed

--Discussion on bidding up your own bid ensues due to oliver wanting to bid two jobs
-Sold to oliver for 20 dollars, chaired by Kate
Tim: Motion to salute the (outgoing president) and dezpot
-So moved

======REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS======
James: We are KGB exec, we have meetings, theoretically

Sawyer: Event! Rules and Roberts. Squares are banned.

-Tim rectifies the squareness of one of his avatars, so does Sam SR

======SCHMUCKS======
Liam: I'm not sure if it's easier or harder to riff on things now that I have to do the minutes

Saywer: I wanna do board games IRL in Kremlin

Kevin: As the current corsec, if outgoing exec wants to refer to their tenure in pravda that would be cool

-Liam: The Obituary section

-Dez: Outgoing exec is dead gods, Liam is god now (damn right)

Tim: Proctors need to meet and talk don't forget

Kate: On last day of classes we grill and eat. can we hang safely and vaccinatedly that would be chill

Oliver: Motion to purple purple seafoam green fuck i lost track and GTFO

James: Actually gets it i think, meeting adjourned

======END OF THE FIRST/LAST MEETING. A POOR PORTENT FOR THINGS TO COME. THE FUTURE IS BLEAK. THE CHANNEL IS EMPTY======

Minutes20210412

2021-12-28T15:56:15Z

Spalsen: Created page with "Meeting 4/12/2021 =Officer Reports= Dez - tested CTFwS, played lotsa fallout New Vegas Kaylie - CTFwS in MC is actually fun, which is good. Started watching killing eve and..."

Meeting 4/12/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - tested CTFwS, played lotsa fallout New Vegas

Kaylie - CTFwS in MC is actually fun, which is good. Started watching killing eve and is now stressed because a character looks like a history prof

James - did puzzles. Hates cryptic crosswords

Sawyer - thought he was gonna get out of lab early, forgot his ipad there

Kushal - roommate's mom sent stuff from hong kong, was sent "the spiciest stuff in the world" - maybe rip

Oliver - forgot that a major project was due today, did proxylab on 'roids. Another all nighter

=Committee Reports=
Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid -maybe not stupid, can tell when about to move and are happy

Kevin - Rogue measurement comm - gates floor to ceiling 107 and 1/4 inches

Matt - cats r phenomenal comm - the cats didn't hate each other and cuddled well

Tim - wigglytuff comm - misapp cul stds comm - is it a copperaja class curry?

Keerthana - ad-hoc bumpier? comm - hereby very sympathetically rejecting the flat earth moment

Kate - possibly misapp booth comm - it's not a booth, but we've built doherty and wean in Minecraft! it's cool, also built some Dojung (doherty jungle)

James - misapp dangling comm - ...

Tim - Nomm Comm:
Under obligations, specifically art.7 sect 4a: added a few positions such that people can no longer get elected by default
After 0 nominations, the nomination period comes to a close
full slates baybeee

Liam - nonmisapp dangling comm - .....

Kate- requests additional report from the hivemind comm

The hivemind comm would like to report that CMU is a not a univeristy which end report
how profound

Liam then moves to hold an informal vote to decide if to adjourn the committee and return to regular business

Requested a report from those who voted nay to report on why to not return to regular business

Moved to being out of order

=Old Business=

Kaylie isn't responsible for polygon wonderland not being a thing on social media, is her fault that DMCA is a thing

No other old Business

=New Business=
Liam - motion to create a standing rule ruining everything - dilatory

James - POI - if you table a motion to untable during the middle of next meeting, does that get read out during that specific part of the meeting
Not really, elections will overrule everything and clobber stuff
technically there's business with the new exec where the new prez doesn't know how to prez

Keerthana - motion to create a standing rule such that any standing rule passed while the majority of the general body brushes their backs in a clockwise motion lives for an additional 12 weeks over its natural life span
Dez - this does actually nothing
Tim - I'm still for it
Kate - would like to point out that the prezident is being oddly benevolent by telling you that it does nothing before the motion passes
Passed, been done

Saywer - motion to create a standing rule such that all emojis are banned during meeting - dilatory

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that the name and purpose of all committees must consist solely of emoji
Sawyer - motion to table for 1 minute (for 6:02) - killed by 6:02
Overall motion passed, been changed
Sam - yields floor to CTFwS bot, but xhe isn't present in the meeting
Sam Motions to create the complete failure committee, dilatory due to new standing rule
Tim - motion to create the following committee: "emoji emoji emoji emoji" with the purpose: "EMOJI"
Sold to Tim for 219 yen, chaired by everyone who ever has used an emoji except JK rowling

Now we move into unicode territory-
James - motion to create a standing rule such that all unnecessary emojis are banned, with the penalty of ejection on use, based on a majority vote by the general body. - poorly defined, would require suspending the rules

Liam - motion to create the following comm - 💣 🗡️ :pot_of_dhreed: 🔫 🔪 - ☠️
Kate - isn't this made redundant by the comm to ass the prez?
Keerthana - motion to append an emoji to the comm name
Moves to vote, passes. Sold to liam for 100 yen, disbanded

Kaylie - 😄 ✍️ 📜 Purpose: 🙋‍♀️ ✈️ 👉 🇺🇸 🗿 🏠 🙋‍♀️✨ 👉🇺🇸 🛂
James - uuh, wat
kaylie - the emoji sentences comm - "take me to the american embassy so I can replace my lost passport"
Passes, sold to Kaylie for 300 yen, chaired by the dancing ladies emoji

Sawyer - Motion to create the following committee - グーグル翻訳とアニメ言語委員会
Oliver - motion to create the :nom::nom::nom: 🇨 🇴 🇲 with the purpose 🍔 🥩 🍟 🍹
:nom: isn't an emoji so rip
James - motion to create the following committee:❓👮 Purpose: 🚫 👮‍♂️ 🚫 👮‍♀️
Dez ruins Kate's hospital joke
Passes, sold to Kaylie for 319 yen - chaired by the paw patrol dog

=Real/Relevant Announcements=
We are exec! for this week

so long and thanks for all the fish fish fish

this week's event is CTFwScraft on Saturday at 7:00

Pay debts

=Schmucks=
Liam - puzzlehunt is done but still schmucking about videogame

Kaylie - made instagram page for KGB, is shitposting there. go follow

Kushal - making a stuco about roguelikes with woody

Sawyer - salute the prezident

Is sea green in order? super definitely no

Tim - motion to GTFO

Minutes20210405

2021-12-28T15:52:06Z

Spalsen: Created page with "Meeting 4/5/2021 =Officer Reports= Dez - played bloons TD6, too much. It's fine though because no class today Kaylie - turned 21 on the worst day possible : easter sunday in..."

Meeting 4/5/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - played bloons TD6, too much. It's fine though because no class today

Kaylie - turned 21 on the worst day possible : easter sunday in a pandemic

James - went to class today even though there wasn't no class

Sawyer - watched grand budapest hotel and ate Dez cookies - both were pretty indie

LiamKushal - stayed at home and did jack shit besides making a videogame and puzzle (attempting, at least)

Oliver - scheduled a covid vaccine and fantasized about the real world

=Proctor Nomination=
we did that

=Committee Reports=
Liam - corn sub board - corn has flattened out, this is unacceptable. Buy more corn

Kate - KGBaking comm - "interesting indie experience" referred to by sawyer for Dez's cookied: were a bizarre nightmare. Kevin asked for 2 batches of 36 cookies - batter was almost entirely liquid, made cookie sheets that flattened out with little chocolate chip hills. Brown sugar all got caught at bottom of bowl, last bit of cookies were just carmel. They're the most bizarre cookies she's ever baked, so have at it

Dez - when kate said it was liquid batter, it was whipped cream texture

Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid - today is cas's gotcha day, 8 yrs ago

Liam - Puzzlehunt comm - go do puzzlehunt for heritage

Tim - adhoc people who are or were 21 comm - sunday night before winter classes begin is not as bad of a birthday as easter sunday during a pandemic

Kaylie - capitalism in action comm - MLB moved draft out of atlanta due to the horrific voting laws they just passed. This is good but also bad for lost revenue for Georgia

Tim - Nomm Comm -
Liam for 1VP- yes
Liam for 2VP - yes
Sawyer for 2VP - yes
Oliver for 2VP - yes
Oliver for Prez - yep
Sawyer for corsec - suure
Liam for recsec - yes
Liam for treasurer - yes
Kevin for recsec - yep
So ends nominations. There are only 6 people running so full slates are impossible, but we're doing ok
Remember to pay your dues and debts - Oliver will send out info to people he expects people from

=Old Business=
James wants the thing - not his fault that midterms and homework are due - is his fault that for some reason profs chose to have normal exams with camera on, is his fault

Tim - no orders of today

=New Business=
Dez - exec has nominated proctors. It's nomm comm (Dez, Keerthana, Kate, Tim)
So moved, passes by a 2/3 majority

Oliver - motion to create the unanimous consent is boring comm - to get as close as possible above a threshold for a motion that you actually support
Kate - so what, there's 11 of us here? So that's 6 downvotes and 5 upvotes?
Tim - what are we, Alabama <ROLL TIDE>
Liam - motion to rename to the votegolf comm - friendly
Passed, auctioned to Liam for 400 Yen, chaired by "exactly enough people to make this a legitimate comm

Kevin - motion to make the rogue measurement comm - to fully understand the preciseness of measurements at CMU w/o any previous planning at all
Tim - as Kevin was typing that at 6:02:55, I was begging him not to hit enter
James - motion to change the name to the paladin measurement commitee - unfriendly, unseconded
Passed, auctioned to Kevin for 520, chaired by Kevin, but in exactly 1 week

Liam - motion to create the dangling comm - to always awkwardly give the last comm report as the chair is trying to exit comm reports
Oliver - I have a large amount of expectations for whoever chairs this comm next monday
Kate - yeah, I think this is a good idea
Sam - motion to change the word "dangling" to "dingleberry" - unfriendly
Liam - was going to call to question but saw Sam had something to say - his shield was comfy
Tim - comfy shield
a trainwreck of further shields and motions then occur
Tim - POI - important points were raised during that sidebar, so Dez cannot be allowed to stifle the further shields - cannot assume that these motions are in bad faith
Tim calls to question
Liam - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
Sawyer - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
Sam - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
Kaylie - motion to purple
Kate - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
James - wait what was going on
Passed, moves to auction - sold to Kate for 521 - chaired by Anyone who is or ever has been malicious to the dez-pot

Kaylie - Motion to make a standing rule such that a motion to pass by acclimation is only in order when "its a good idea" is said/typed. If another member says/types "its a bad idea" before "its a good idea" is said/typed, the motion to pass by acclimation fails and the main motion moves to a vote.
Liam - this could be used to bypass discussion?
Dez - dilatory - rejected for revision

James - motion to create a committee with the name "the innocent support group"
with the purpose: to support those who are always innocent in hidden role games
Liam - motion to change the name to the "AMOGUS" comm - friendly
Oliver - but what if you're the hitlerpostor <postscript: in refence to the board game Secret Hitler>
Kate - I feel targeted by you calling on me after Oliver's comment - feels supported by this group and that it will change the KGB atmosphere so people don't accuse her of being the hitler <postscript: being accused of being the "secret hitler" in the aforementioned board game?
Sawyer - salty because of a thing
Tim - motijon to append a ZWJ between the m's of 'committee': ‍
Liam -have you guys notice the dezpot looks like that amogus guy
Tim - that was just comfy - motion to insert a ZWJ between the 't's of comm, soooo
Auctioned to James for 320 - chaired by everyone but Kate

=Real Relevant Announcements=
We're exec, we meet at time

Pay dues and debts before next meeting pls

Nomm comm will go finding people to fill them slates

Event is testing CTFwS

=Schmuck=

Kaylie - god emperor comm is now chaired by the god emperor

Liam - puzzlehunt comm - get a team for this saturday

Kevin - Student govt elections are going on. Vote for me if you want to and if you're Oliver

- Meeting Adjourns -

Minutes20210329

2021-12-28T15:46:55Z

Spalsen: Created page with "Meeting 3/29/2021 =Officer Reports= Dez - spent a long time trying to figure out why he needed something for a proof, didn't need it so is probably wrong Kaylie - met nephew..."

Meeting 3/29/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - spent a long time trying to figure out why he needed something for a proof, didn't need it so is probably wrong

Kaylie - met nephew for the first time, was born in december of 2019. That's a bit strange

James - went outside, weather was nice, wtf

Sawyer - disgraced being the fastest man in the west by being slow

Kushal - was eating PBJ, friend said he preferred Jelly and Cheese sandwiches

Oliver - forgot about boardgames because shifting around project hell. Turns out it worked out well because partner has tons of HW

=Quick Note of Special Business=
Exec, as per bylaws, has proposed that dues are the same as last year ($15/sem, $20/yr). Inflation be damned

=Comm Reports=
Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid comm - cats didn't recognize her on video chat ;-;

Matt - Misapp. Qahtz r stoopid comm - cats didn't want to be in same room except for when snuggling

Oliver - misapp adhoc economists - due to inflation, dues are becoming cheaper

James - Hivemind - we should don't only sometimes talk like idiots like end report

Tim - the nomm comm would like to report:
NOMINATIONS:

James for prez - sure
Kaylie for 1VP - yes
Kaylie for prez - yes
Kaylie for Sergeant at arms - yes
Sawyer for S@A - obliquely
Oliver for Surgeant at urms - sure
James for S@A - no
Jane for S@A- no, she's not here
Matt for S@A - He's an Ol' Miss graduate, but accepts
Sawyer for 2VP - soon
Kaylie for Corsec - ok
Kaylie for 2VP
Kaylie for Recsec
Kaylie for Treasurer
Kaylie for god-emperor: rah rah rah
end of Nom Nom Noms

=Old Business=
Thing - kate wants it
Isn't her fault that she got a text from UPMC that she could get a vaccine from them two days after she left for philly for a vaccination. Is her fault that PA exists

No orders of the day

=New Business=
James - Ad-Hawk comm - to tie advertisements to birds of prey
Doesn't conflict with the add Hawk comm
but apparently it exists, links exist on the wiki
but we're not original so whatever
Passed, auctioned to Kaylie for 269, chaired by all birds other than hawks

Matt -motion to create the god emporor comitte, with the purpose of being chaired by Kaylie
James - motion to amend "Kaylie" to "Whoever owns the comm" - friendly
Tim - is emperor spelled wrong, or is it spelled right?
Passed, sold to tim for 420, chaired by meeeee (for now) <Tim Parenti>

Kate - to preface w/ a reminder that tim is the chair of the god-emperor comm, but also:
Motion to #define "The God-Emporor" as "Kaylie"
Passed, been done

Sam - motion to make the rapid fire comm comm - to make comms pass quickly
Kevin - hmm. I dunno, I don't know if I have anything to say
Sawyer - Kevin had a good point.
Keerthana - fish fish fish
Kate - According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, bla-
Tim - I am sam. I am sam. Sam I am. This should pass
Matt- fish fish fish
Kaylie - motion to change the name to the rapid-fire fire committee committee - friendly
Passed, auctioned to Kaylie for 300, chaired by the chaos god

James - motion to send everyone that dez disagrees with to the corner (the hague, Netherlands)
Matt - motion to change disagrees to agrees
Entire motion was fake because it was posted at 6:02

Kaylie - motion to create the astrology comm - dies b/c no seconds
James - motion to shame the prez for misspelling motions
that's not defined, but we can table people
chair is still tabled for being totally uncool

Tim - motion to make the crickets comm - "unfriendly"
Sawyer - amend purpose: to enjoy a weird baseball-like british sport - unfriendly, pursued - failed ;-;
Kate - motion to change purpose to "" - friendly
James - change purpose to "the empty string" - friendly
Keerthana - motion to change name of comm to rickets
Oliver - motion to change the purpose to "unfriendly" - friendly
Overall motion passes, auctioned to Kevin for 300, chaired by the wind

James - motion to change the speling of Wednesday to wendsday
Kaylie - motion to nominate Liam for 2VP - no, will have to wait until next meeting
Kaylie - motion to make a standing rule such that the God Emporor is whoever had the thing the previous week
Passed

Liam - moat talk
Tim - motion to make a standing rule such that The God-Emporor is whoever has the thing now
ill formed, unusually for Tim. Dies

=Real Relevant Announcements=

Boofcraft is a thing, we still do that

Event this week is kontent. Come make stuff!

=Schmucks=
Kevin - new and improved octominus

Liam - sign up for puzzlehunt or hate him

Sam - if you're a Jew, happy passover. If not, don't leaven

Tim - 3 things:
1: nomms happen during nomm comm reports, try to be present. Also, pay dues
2: God-emporor comm- now chaired by Kaylie
3: motion to GTFO

Meeting Adjourns

Minutes20210322

2021-12-28T15:41:57Z

Spalsen: Created page with "Meeting 3/22/2021 =Officer Reports= Dez - boothcraft, got exteriors of buildings and it looks like campus James - took a break for the first time, was niiiice Sawyer - is..."

Meeting 3/22/2021

=Officer Reports=

Dez - boothcraft, got exteriors of buildings and it looks like campus

James - took a break for the first time, was niiiice

Sawyer - is resuming playing BTD after his brother bought him it

Kushal - got yelled at for being bad at scrabble

=Comm Reports=
Tim - the adhoc basketball watchers comm - my brother always submits to a bracket pool a bracket which is picked by their parents cat. The cat chooses solely based on mascots. The cat was until recently winning

Kevin - capitalism in action comm - Dr. Seuss racist writings are being taken out, after a while

Kate - qahtz r stoopid - when water bowls have sitting water, cat will not drink and will flip it over. The current fountain is no longer suitable because it has been flipped over at every turn

Shelby - adhoc .... comm - .... blue train station 12 flights up .... shrink wrapped...

Shelby - ad hoc misappropriated "stupid phone isn't working" committee

Tim - NOMM COMM - will report, if you allow a moment
People got nominated

We also had a new person and got to meet them

=Old Business=
Who had thing? James. Who wants thing? Liam

Joke/real nominations during nom comm report are not his fault, any real/joke noms made outside of the report are his fault

=New Business=

Oliver - Motion to pound define "Discord" as "Zoom"
Sawyer- Motion to replace Zoom with Skype - friendly'd
Fails because tie went to chair

Tim - motion to create the 6:02 memorial comm - purpose: 6:03
Oliver - motion to amend 6:03 to 6:02:60
Passed, been changed
Liam - motion to change the name of this committee to the "Oliver made my motijon moot committtee"
Passed, now have the "Oliver made my motijon moot committtee" with purpose 6:02:60
James - motion to change the purpose of this comm to "shame on him"
Passed, been changed - main motion is "Oliver made my motijon moot committtee" with purpose "shame on him"
Main motion passes, dez got worried because people were shield reacting on the vote and he thought there was a weird standing rule enacted. Anyways, auctioned to Tim for 218 Yen, chaired by a union of Oliver and Everyone but Oliver

James - motion to make a standing rule such that :octoplus: and :xup:, and :octold: and :xdown:, are considered interchangable, and when calling for one, both are counted
Oliver - allows for multiple voting so it's a good idea
Liam - forcing the chair to calculate unions during a vote is a bad idea
Motion goes to vote and passes, been changed

=Real/Relevant Announcements=
Nominations for exec are underway! feel free to chat with exec to figure out what to do if you want to run

Event this week is games by comm - play games as a hivemind

We're also still building doherty/wean in minecraft, so come do boothcraft w/ stuff

=Schmucks=
Liam - do puzzlehunt on apr 10th

Liam - making videogame, pop him message to find out moar

Tim - the octoplus/minus SR was SR #69

Tim - motion to GTFO

-Meeting Adjourns-

Minutes20210315

2021-12-28T15:39:28Z

Spalsen: Created page with "Meeting 3/15/2021 =Officer Reports= Kaylie - committed tax fraud w/ Oliver (not, lol) James - despite fact that daylight saving times existed, reset clocks on night before,..."

Meeting 3/15/2021

=Officer Reports=
Kaylie - committed tax fraud w/ Oliver (not, lol)

James - despite fact that daylight saving times existed, reset clocks on night before, was confused when he thought about the amount of hours he could actually schleep

Sawyer - had event, there was steven. Is contractually obligated to make muffins for kevin

Kushal - computer rejects discord, is on phone. Lost sleep

OliverLiam - got first stabby, made sausages at home

=Committee Reports=
James - misapp. qahtz r stoopid comm - cat is standing in hallway and screaming, not at anything

Liam - cul stds. comm - turns out you can make sausage at home, is good

Sawyer - Adhoc JK Rowling comm - don't forget, 218!

=Old Business=
Keerthana had thing, who wants?
James

Not his fault that school gives him a day off when he has no classes, is his fault that the school has given us a random day off
=New Business=

Liam - motion to change the speling of "motions" to "motiojns", where the change in speling only applies to the parliamentary kind of motion, not regular movement kind
Kaylie chair looks favorably, as she is the one that made the mistake
James - can you change speling of only one of the meanings of the word? - Kinnnd of?
James - motion to only have this apply to the 'meetings' "motion", not like movement-motion
Unfriendly, Pursues - Passes
Main motion passes, been changed

James - motiojn to create the motiojns in motion commttee - to use forces to cause motiojns to be in motion
Liam - wait, the singular isn't changed in speling
James - plural s is a loosely bound suffix so the speling change should work backwards
Passes by heavy abstention, Auctioned to James for 218 - auctioned to anyone in motion or part of a motiojn

Tim - motion to go throught the motions of making motiojns

Liam - motion to create the hatred comm - To create as many standing rules which, while not disruptive to the flow of the meeting, inspire a visceral feeling of disgust in as many people as possible
Tim - motion to recreate the comm to make liam mad
Main Motion Passes, sold to James for 216, chaired by JK Rowling

James - elbissop sa elpoep ynam sa ni tsugsid fo gnileef larecsiv a eripsni ,gniteem eht fo wolf eht ot evitpursid ton elihw ,hcihw selur gnidnats ynam sa etaerc oT
Liam - can this be dilatory
Tim - Amend purpose to: "elbissop sa elpoep ynam sa ni tsugsid fo gnileef larecsiv a eripsni ,gniteem eht fo wolf eht ot evitpursid ton elihw ,hcihw selur gnidnats ynam sa etaerc oT" - "Very Friendly"
Passes, auctioned to James for 269, chaired by gnilwoR KJ

Kate - Motion to change the speling to "motion" to "motijon" - also to only be used for when meeting- based context, not movement
Tim - motion to add the same proviso from the previous standing rule where the change only applies to meeting motijons, not movement motions
James - linguist prescriptivism thinks its fine
Liam - linguistic descriptivism comm - bad
Tim - remember kids, plural doesn't have an N in it!
Motion passes
Postscript from tim: Remember kids: "plural" doesn't have an 'n', so the 'j' before the 'n'. "singular" has an 'i', so the 'j' goes after the 'i'.

Liam - motion to create the linguistic rescriptivism committee - to create as many speling reforms as possible
Passes, sold to Liam for enough to stop JK Rowling (218 yen) - chaired by anyone who spells colour with a U

Kate -Motion to change the speling of colour to color kulor
James - change "color" to "kulor" - friendly
Liam - motion approved by ad hoc anglophobia comm
Passes

James - motion to create the anglophobia committee - "I don't know what scares me more, the colonialism, the tea, or the teeth"
Sam - motion to add an E between the L and O in anglophobia - unfriendly, pursued
Passed, been changed to the Angleophobia comm
Liam - motion to move the "e" one character to the left (the angelophobia comm)
Passes, now the angelophobia comm
Keerthana - Motion to add a u between o and b
James wats
Kate POI, what is the new purpose of the comm then?
Passes, now "angelophoubia" committee
Kate - Motion to change the word "teeth" in the purpose of this committee with "eyes" - fails
motijon to replace "the teeth" in the purpose with "the teeth, the eyes, and the eye-teeth"
Passes, now in the angelophoubia committee - "I don't know what scares me more, the colonialism, the tea, or the teeth, the eyes, and the eye teeth"
Passes, auctioned to keerthana for 269 yen, chaired by Jowling Kowling Rowling

Kevin - "motion to introduce these things" - motions to add 2 emoji - octoplus and octominuz
Passes by acclimation

=Real/Relevant Announcements=

Nominations begin in a week

talk to exec if you want to know more about roles

James - event is movie night - come have good time

=Schmucks=
Tim - do you like basketball or not like basketball or kinda like basketball? - is doing a bracket, details are in schmucks

Liam - do you like puzzles, hunting, and killing (puzzles)? check schmucks for puzzlehunt stuffs. There are prizes!

Tim - motion to purple

Liam - play game

-Meeting Adjourns-

Minutes20210308

2021-12-28T15:35:03Z

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Meeting 3/8/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - didn't realize that he'd been assigned to read the entire Supreme court model revisited, spent weekend doing that

Kaylie - got stardew valley boardgame. was good

James - had to read a paper on linguistics. agreed with the point but hated the presentation

Sawyer - now has lone pair

Kushal - was cooking indian food - asked to make not spicy, which is difficult after one has added chili spice

Oliver - said sketch stuff "I bank with whoever asks me the least questions"

=Comm Reports=

Liam - KGB puzzlehunt mem comm - puzzlehunt is on -DATE- so go to that <Probably belongs in schucks ngl>

Kaylie - QahtzRStoopid - cats laid next to each other, so are stupid but also friendship

Kevin - Good News comm - good news! Internship - must take drug test!

Oliver - ad-hoc can't stop won't stop game stop - stonks is doing well

Tim - nom comm - would like to briefly report, we've got elections coming up for exec on Apr 19th - will take nomms in two weeks time, so if you wanna run talk to exec

Oliver - adhoc chemists comm - if you study well for drug test, can get a lone pair above your name too!

=Old Business=
Thing goes to Keerthana - not her fault that the fact that kaylie had the thing last week, is her fault that henry had the thing for like, forever

Tim - no orders of the day

Oliver motions to take a look at the previous meeting's minutes

Tim - the minutes further elided various colors with fish not enough times - 19 colors replaced with 8 fish, not a good look

Oliver's specific motion - amend "Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for me and sawyer" as posted in 18:11 to "Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for James" - passed, been amended

=New Business=
Keerthana - motion to make the only valid speling of minutes yoctoseconds
Would be dilatory if it wasn't privlidged
Failed

Kaylie - motion to the left - ->

James - motion to make the "when this has stopped us before comm" - to answer when this has stopped us before. Oliver is one example. And Keerthana
Kevin - motion to amend the purpose to the comm to be "Oliver is one example. And Keerthana" - friendly
Passed, sold to Tim for 99 yen. Chaired by "The comm of the whole"

Oliver - motion to #define £1 as the number of lb of dogs in the nearest pound to breed hall pounding a # sign with 1 lbf of force
Probably close to 0, also is unitless
Keerthana - can we only dicuss power in units of horsepower
Passed, now have a new way to say 0 that will definitely get math taxed

Sam - motion to make the filobuster comm - purpose: overstuff baklava
Passed, auctioned to james for 200 yen - chaired by the senate

Kaylie - motion to- *6:02'd*

Kaylie - motion to make a standing rule such that a committee that is sold for less than $2 US dollars (or the equivalent in another currency) is automatically chaired by jk rowling
Sam - wants to factor in not being retroactive, already implied by verbage
James - POI context? JK is apparently on a huge transphobia spree
Sam - has she done anything particularly bad in the past 2 weeks? no, but has in the last month in general
Rule passes, been changed

Sawyer - filibuster comm - to engage in an (at least nominally) unauthorized military expedition into a foreign country or territory to foment or support a revolution
PASSED BY ACCLIMATION WOO BAYBEE - sold to kaylie for 317 yen, chaired by anyone who has made baklava

Liam - Motion to declare J.K. Rowling an official enemy of the KGB as an organization
Moves to vote, passes
Prospekt - motion to engange in an (at least nominally) unauthorized military expedition against JK Rowling - Out of order

Sawyer - give the org. money comm - to pass a comm that I will pay to have JK rowling chair
Fails, org doesn't want money

Oliver - motion to make the phillybuster comm - with the purpose to stuff Philadelphia with baklava
passes, sold to Oliver for 500 yen, chaired by a set of all human beings excluding JK Rowling

Kate - "fuck I showed up to meeting but had a comm report" comm - Purpose: to be able to make your committee report anyway (hint help me make the standing rule hint)
Kate - just for clarification: dez can avoid calling on her to make standing rule, can't avoid everyone
Passed, sold to oliver for 218 yen, whichbanded

Saywer - motion to #define 218 yen as "enough to stop JK Rowling"
Tim - is it though
James - shouldn't we have this switched
Kate - just wanted to point out that us being in yen doesn't last after annual meeting, so will one outdate the other? No
Sam - reminder that as cool as the upcoming harry potter game looks, not buying it also stops her
Passed

=Real, Relevant Announcements=
Nominations start in two week's time

Even this week: RPG Knight! come play some oneshots! sign up at the event post

=Shmucks=
Liam - making videojames, do the dm and do the form

Kaylie - help us make a virtual version of campus! Thursdays 5:00-730, saturdays 7:00 to 9:00 so we can do CTFWS and ITR?
Tim - motion to fish fish fish, fish fish fish, fish fish and gtfo

-Meeting Adjourns-

Minutes20210301

2021-12-28T15:30:35Z

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Meeting 3/1/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - spent too long thinking on what mecha-anime to watch - specifically all of his time

Kaylie - knitted some bernie mittenz - floating is hard - part of CFA (can't fucking float, nor spell)

James - dnd game caused him to be teleported back in time. When explaining why they had to get back, they were told "but y would u want to tho"

Sawyer - burned his hand, used cute glassware

Kushal - built a snowman for the first time last week. Unfortunately, I made it the day right before pittsburgh suddenly got warm. It died quickly. Submit to Pravda?

Oliver - banned from CMU network, thankfully got unbanned

= Comm Reports =
Liam - corn sub - brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tim - exec get it together comm - Feb 22th is the date of any events? wut (got fixed)

= Old Business =
Thing goes to kaylie - isn't' her fault that her joke in exec reports didn't land, is her fault that other things will not land

No order of today

= New Business =
James - motion to make the stillness comm - to cease all other motions from existing
Keerthana - motion to rename to "stoners committe"
Unfriendly, not pursued
Main motion passed, Auctioned to james for 300 yen - chaired by anyone who doesn't have their shield up on a motion

Kaylie - motion to create the capitalism in action committee - to discuss when corporations use social movements to make money
Kate - I am willing to report for this
Tim - Yes, but also when we auction this, it'll be ironic
Liam - motion to change the purpose of the commitee to "more like crapitalism" - Friendly
James - if there isn't a bidding war for this there'll be no capitalism
Tim - motion to change to "Kapitalism Gin 🅱️action" with a silent G and 🅱️ - friendly
Passed, auction to Oliver for 666, chaired by Karl Marx

Oliver - motion to create the @ Everyone comm - too trick the recsec into pinging at everyone
Sold to Oliver for 369 yen, chaired by Darock

Liam - motion to create 0 width joiner comm - ‍
Passed, sold to Liam for 100 yen, chaired by "Duyo 'aveto Ascque"

Kaylie - motion to purple - in order

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that if a color is in order as per a standing rule or bylaw, it's complementary color is out of order (and vice versa)
Dez - complimentary under what system? i.e. bit inversion or color wheel -- chosen color wheel (additive pigmenting)

Oliver - motion to amend such that color wheel is replaced with RBG, and replace complementary color as (RGB value + 69) mod 256 - dies because no 2nds
Keerthana - I think fish fish fish
Passed, been changed

Kate - motion to tangerine - killed by 6:02

Keerthana - mtn to make a standing rule that a motion to 50% grey is in order - dilatory?
Keerthana - is not clarifying which side it's on, purpose is to russle some jimmies
PASSED, been changed

Keethana - mtn to 50% grey- dilatory

Liam - motion to buy fewer pomelos
Passed, done

James - discord key comm - to make sure the right things on discord are locked and the right things are unlocked
Tim - are the potential chairs of this comm ready for the awesome responsibility of locking/unlocking channels
Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for me and sawyer

Kate - motion to allocate a sum up to but not exceeding $15 to buy more tangerines?
Keerthana - could kate clarify the question mark
Moves to vote, Passes, been allocated

Oliver - motion to email the defectors that previously donated $5000 previously that we allocated $15 to buy tangerines
Kate - POI, if this passes is the org bound to actually do this?
Kaylie - 2 words - tangerine trophy
Tim - Why aren't we buying more tangerines?
Fails

THE FINAL MOTION
Kaylie - motion to purple

=Real Relevant Announcements=
We doin boothcraft w/ stuff - survey forms state that we have some times picked out. come help build so we can ctfws

This week's event: trivia nite - sign up for a category or we'll hate you

also, a form for next week exists: RPG knight. be sure to sign up or be a 2d cube

= Schmucks =
Liam has a videogeme, look to schmuck channel to play

Tim - let liam go first unless he's ending

Liam tries to end

Tim - motion to orange fish fish fish fish fish fish harlequin, heliotrope, fish fish, tangerine, gtfo

Minutes20210222

2021-12-28T15:25:14Z

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Meeting 2/22/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - played coup, didn't coup well

Kaylie - attempting to knit bernie mittenz - wants to make own pattern

James - vacuuming occurs at 3:00AM. Watching out for vampyres

Sawyer - made cardboard box, took time

We have a nom com! It's Kate, Keerthana, Dez, Tim

Kushal - friend had a birthday, got smashed, saw parentz, was weird

Oliver - Coup, thought everyone was faking so challenged. Ended badly

=Comm Reports=
Kevin - not Nommcomm comm - doesn't know what nom com is

Tim - concept of Nom Com comm - elections are coming up for who runs this org, we need to encourage people who are eligible for positions to run. Need a full slate of candidates as required by bylaws. In the meantime, if you're interested in running, a good place to run is to contact the person doing that job now!

James - probably misapp. qahtz R stoopid comm - reports a picture of a cat in a bocks

Kaylie - qahtz R stoopid comm - made a cardboard box for treats, caused angry cat-ting

=Old Business=
Thing - goes to Keerthana - isn't her fault we've only got a day off, but is her fault we can hear pen clicks

No New Business

=New Business=

Oliver- Nom Corn Comm - nominate several bushels of corn as chair
Tim - motion to amend purpose to read "to nom on several bushels of corn"
Sawyer -it's a corn idea
Keerthana - amend purpose of "to nom on several bushels of corn for exec"
Sam - motion to amend such that the motion reads "motion to create the nom corn cob*" - Unfriendly, Pursued - Passed with President tiebreaker (Oliver loses control)
Kaylie - it's a corn idea
Main motion passes, auctioned to tim for 630 yen - chaired by anyone who likes, corn, zombies, exec

Keerthana - Motion to create a standing rule such that the only recognized pronunciation of \Latex is "lay-teks"
James - fish fish fish
Oliver - motion to amend lay-teks to keer-ther-na - FRIENDLY
Oliver - motion to amend keer-ther-na to good luk (sic) - not seconded
Main motion passes, rule stands

Liam - moshun too creeait the kaygeebee lingwhistik preeskriptivihzm komitee - too standurdiyze speling
Tim - he spelleed the and "speling" correctly
James - motion to change the purpose to "prescriptivism is bad and you should feel bad" - unfriendly, pursued.
Liam - motion to fix the speling of this amendment - ill defined
James' amendment passes, Liam loses control
Main motion passes, sold to James for 420 yen - chaired by anyone who feels correct being on this board

Kaylie - motion to make the standing rules that eject the chair relating to emojis sit down with the purpose tim please help
Tim - ....It's 6:02 currently, sooo
Motion dies

Kaylie - motion to make the standing rules relating to emojis that eject the chair or declare the chair vacant sit down with the purpose thanks tim
Tim's contribution:
28 PASSED 10/12/2020 sr (delayed, eff. 10/26/2020 17:57): upvote and downvote emojis cannot be repeats of any emojis used in the previous 3 votes. If a repeat emoji is used, the rules are suspended, the chair is declared vacant, and a new chair is selected in accordance to KGB bylaws.
44 PASSED 11/23/2020 sr (delayed, eff. 2/1/2021 18:00): between 5:48 and 6:07 pm, the previous standing rule regarding varying voting emojis is inactive, and instead only :xup:, :xdown:, and 🦑 can be used as voting emojis, but cannot be used for the same vote position twice in a row. A breach of this standing rule results in a suspension of the rules and the chair being ejected from the meeting
45 PASSED 11/30/2020 sr: the chair must use emojis for votes that are related to each other on some level. This can be disputed by the general body. If more than one member of the general body disputes, it must go to a vote. If the vote passes, and the chair is found guilty of choosing unrelated emojis, they will be ejected. If the emoji is found relevant, anyone who raised the dispute will be ejected
Tim - Wanted to point out that this doesn't include standing rule 48, which is about declaring the winner of the general body meeting
Liam - cites slippery slope of chair being overpowered
Tim - we should make them sit down, but we should also make dez go through this one last time
Kaylie - trying to make meeting a bit less hellish for newbies and oldies (Dez)
Kate - I feel like any attempts to make meetings less hellish for new members feels unlike the spirit of the org
Sam - it's a shame standing rule 45 was not invokes as often as it should have been, but likely due to dez doing a good job

Keerthana - motion to purple
Purple
Goes to vote, PASSES

Dez comments with jubilation, Liam reports "this is how democracy dies. not with a bang, but with a my profile pic" (in reference to his profile picture being used as the oposed for the motion)

James - motion to create a a standing rule such that a motion to "banish to the shadow realm" is interpreted as a motion to "table for 3 weeks, or until they atone for their sins", with being a standin for some person, motion, or concept
Liam - motion to change to speling of motion to emotion - dies without second
Motion passes, standing rule stands

Oliver - motion to change the speling of sin to cos
James - POI, do changes of speling oppose to all homophones?
Sawyer- wants to go off on a tan
Fails - worth noting it almost passed after being antiseconded 9 times

Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that a motion to correct the speling is privilaged and always in order - dies w/o second
Tim - a question for the chair - do you want to make things even more sensical? Can move to repeal 4 more standing rules
Tim - Motion to repeal the following Standing Rules:
17 PASSED 9/14/2020 sr: spelling of opposed is "favir"
18 PASSED 9/14/2020 sr: spelling of favor is "oposed"
39 PASSED 11/23/2020 sr: speling of "james" is "oliver"
47 PASSED 12/7/2020 sr: speling of "abstain" is "ebbschteyn"

Note: Other official spelings would be unaffected by these repeals, such as: priviliged, "the hague, netherlands", speling, cambridge, cambridge, carnegie mellon university, monitary, ammend, apend, qahtz, and cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd.
Sam - motion to strike rule 47 - friendly'd
Sam - motion to strike rule 39 - friendly'd if friendly for James and Oliver both - done
Moves to vote: PASSES

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion is sinful if it contains an emoji or the word "emoji" in its name, purpose or other text, and it has atoned for its sins when it has been amended such that it is no longer sinful
Dez ruled dilatory as it makes a dilatory page in a previous standing rule

Kaylie - motion to salute the chair to attone for our sins of putting him through emoji hell

=Real/Relevant Announcements=

We're doing a slew of events

Notably, Tuesday! show up

also, send in trivia categories

Dez - We're exec, we do things! If you want to be on exec, message someone who can help

Kaylie - reminder that boothcraft w/ stuff still has a when2meet in real/relevant announcements

=Schmucks=

Liam - still making a strategy game, contact him to play

Liam - motion to read

Liam - motion to fish fish fish this is out of order

Meeting Adjourns

Minutes20210215

2021-12-28T15:19:07Z

Spalsen:

Meeting 2/15/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - event, made turrible headbonk stairs, but virtual! Ordered heart-shaped pizzas

Kaylie - mineced raft, Matt made her a terrible name and skin. Had a steaky valentines day

James - vampire situation -now is awake more at night and sleeping during day, probably compromised

Sawyer - played ace attorney and finished it, ordered a book to fill the hole left in heart

Kushal - given a pizza omlette, tasted surprisingly good. Submit 2 pravda

Oliver - listened to Sawyer play AA from adjacent room - slept in Qatar class

=Committee Reports=
Liam - corn sub board - 5.40, so not enough to drop below the dollar threshold

Kaylee - kats on keyboard - 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777

Tim - misapp. meeting landmine comm - Success! Thanks Kate

Liam - cul. stds. comm - steakon is a bad idea (bacon on stake)

Kaylie - misapp culinary substds comm - pizza omelettes are gud idea

= Old Business =
Sawyer had thing, James wants it. James isn't at fault for the amt of snow, is at liability for lawsuits

Tim - order of today party
Liam calls to question
Party is made, Oliver buys for 420 yen and is chair

=New Business=
Sawyer - Motion to change the name of the channel we’re currently in to “meeting-non-nonverbal”
Passes, been done

Liam - Motion to replace all mentions of "minecraft booth" in official proceedings with "boothcraft"

James - motion to create the desert that used to be Carthage memorial Committee - "Remember, we were remembering the desert, not Carthage. We don't care about carthage"
Tim - what does it mean to be be Carthage?
Liam - motion to strike "the desert that used to be be"
Moves to vote, Passes, sold to james for 302 Yen, chaired by anyone who used to live in the current state of deseret

Oliver - motion to allocate $0.10 for james to buy a new keyboard - got bylaw'd

Kaylie - motion to create the mario party
We never established what happens when a chair leaves, and there's no succession order
Mario party still exists so we can't really do that

Oliver - motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out and eject the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting
Liam - strike "any members who call out and eject the chair" and replace with "all members, when the chair is ejected"
Oliver - I can't do officer reports 5 times per week guys pls
Tim - keep in mind that nuking the meeting prevents us from making actual announcements and also letting people know what happens
Liam's amendment fails

An EMERGENCY vote for an interpretation of what constitutes emoji not being used in the same position twice
It is decided that having one emoji in the same spot but the others switched is acceptable under the purview of the standing rules at present
Back to the main motion:

The updated motion from Oliver: motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out the chair and that which results in the ejection of the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting, let's just also add a survival clause to make this SR survive a suspension of the rules for the lolz
Tim - really though, it's either a bad idea or a horrible no-op
Main motion fails

Keerthana - Motion to create the Mario12666923 party
Comment on reasoning "well there's already a mario party, but there's no Mario12666923 party"
Passed, Sold to and chaired by Sawyer for 126 yen

Liam - motion to create number 7 comm - Stop asking about the purpose of the number 7 committee, Dez.
Dies because no seconds

=Real Relevant Announcements=
Kgb Exists

Event this week is KGBitterness party

=Schmucks=
Liam - makes videogame

Tim - motion to P,P, S, P

Kaylie - Boothcraft is a thing! Will send a when2meet

Tim - motion to GTFO

-Meeting Adjourns-

Minutes20210215

2021-12-28T15:18:28Z

Spalsen:

Meeting 2/15/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - event, made turrible headbonk stairs, but virtual! Ordered heart-shaped pizzas

Kaylie - mineced raft, Matt made her a terrible name and skin. Had a steaky valentines day

James - vampire situation -now is awake more at night and sleeping during day, probably compromised

Sawyer - played ace attorney and finished it, ordered a book to fill the hole left in heart

Kushal - given a pizza omlette, tasted surprisingly good. Submit 2 pravda

Oliver - listened to Sawyer play AA from adjacent room - slept in Qatar class

=Committee Reports=
Liam - corn sub board - 5.40, so not enough to drop below the dollar threshold

Kaylee - kats on keyboard - 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777

Tim - misapp. meeting landmine comm - Success! Thanks Kate

Liam - cul. stds. comm - steakon is a bad idea (bacon on stake)

Kaylie - misapp culinary substds comm - pizza omelettes are gud idea

= Old Business =
Sawyer had thing, James wants it. James isn't at fault for the amt of snow, is at liability for lawsuits
Tim - order of today party
Liam calls to question

Party is made, Oliver buys for 420 yen and is chair

=New Business=
Sawyer - Motion to change the name of the channel we’re currently in to “meeting-non-nonverbal”
Passes, been done

Liam - Motion to replace all mentions of "minecraft booth" in official proceedings with "boothcraft"

James - motion to create the desert that used to be Carthage memorial Committee - "Remember, we were remembering the desert, not Carthage. We don't care about carthage"
Tim - what does it mean to be be Carthage?
Liam - motion to strike "the desert that used to be be"
Moves to vote, Passes, sold to james for 302 Yen, chaired by anyone who used to live in the current state of deseret

Oliver - motion to allocate $0.10 for james to buy a new keyboard - got bylaw'd

Kaylie - motion to create the mario party
We never established what happens when a chair leaves, and there's no succession order
Mario party still exists so we can't really do that

Oliver - motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out and eject the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting
Liam - strike "any members who call out and eject the chair" and replace with "all members, when the chair is ejected"
Oliver - I can't do officer reports 5 times per week guys pls
Tim - keep in mind that nuking the meeting prevents us from making actual announcements and also letting people know what happens
Liam's amendment fails

An EMERGENCY vote for an interpretation of what constitutes emoji not being used in the same position twice
It is decided that having one emoji in the same spot but the others switched is acceptable under the purview of the standing rules at present
Back to the main motion:

The updated motion from Oliver: motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out the chair and that which results in the ejection of the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting, let's just also add a survival clause to make this SR survive a suspension of the rules for the lolz
Tim - really though, it's either a bad idea or a horrible no-op
Main motion fails

Keerthana - Motion to create the Mario12666923 party
Comment on reasoning "well there's already a mario party, but there's no Mario12666923 party"
Passed, Sold to and chaired by Sawyer for 126 yen

Liam - motion to create number 7 comm - Stop asking about the purpose of the number 7 committee, Dez.
Dies because no seconds

=Real Relevant Announcements=
Kgb Exists

Event this week is KGBitterness party

=Schmucks=
Liam - makes videogame

Tim - motion to P,P, S, P

Kaylie - Boothcraft is a thing! Will send a when2meet

Tim - motion to GTFO

-Meeting Adjourns-

Minutes20210208

2021-12-28T15:18:01Z

Spalsen:

Meeting 2/8/2021

=Officer Reports=

Dez - mastered tasks - wrote 145 lines of patchy notes

James - had 2 friends go completely inversed sleep schedule, other friend says how great the sun is! Vampyre infiltrated the'burgh

Sawyer – went in to lab, ran a bit late, explained that he would be experimenting with borrowed thyme, not living on it

Kushal - roomates decided they should be actual adults, did an ikea - spent several hours assembling the chair

Oliver - tried to implement http protocol server - apparently that's hard

=Committee Reports=
Sam - culinary stds comm - entire apartment smells like pork, don't tell him how 2 fix

Tim - ad-hoc currency board along with the corn subs board made a report in auctions nonverbal

Woody - ad-hoc comm to report something- success

Kushal -comm to hunt humans for sports - last week was 2 yr anniversary of polar bear excursion to russian arctic

Oliver - adhoc can't stop won't stop game stop: $59.53

James - hivemind - we would like to report that potatoes are sometimes edible, end report

Keerthana - adhoc completely ordinary logos comm - recently, a popular online clothing store in india changed logo, stopped it from looking quite as much like a naked
woman spreading

=Old Business=
Keerthana had it, who wants it.
Sawyer wants it, isn't his fault dez forgot the spiel, is his fault kaylie isn't here to give it

No old business

=New Business=
Sam - motion to make an order for today
Out of order

Oliver - motion to create the game stopped comm - tell you to pause that online game you're playing
Kevin - 5 more minutes
Sawyer - you're always on that nintendo
Liam - change purpose to The stock market do what nintendon't
Unfriendly. Pursued, Passed. Been changed
Main motion passes, Dez TRIPS ON A LANDMINE and puts the wrong emojis (must use xup, xdown, squid between 5:48 and 6:07 PM)

Chair vacant: Oliver, Kaylie, Sawyer nominated to fill
Oliver wins, ascends to the chair! Not Sawyer!

Returning to the auction, sold to Dez for 700 Yen. Chaired by Kevin

Sam - emojihunting comm - to make sure there's an ample supply for emoji meat for dez to feast on
Sold! to Liam for 200 Yens. Chaired by anyone who wrote, produced, or acted in the emoji movie

Kaylie - motion to make the kats on keyboards comm - cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd
Tim - how did that get sent, d isn't near the enter key?
Sawyer - motion to change the speling of cats to kats
Liam (on the latter bit) - motion to strike "kats" and replace with "qahtz" - ... passed, amended

Motion to change speling of cats to qahtz, passed
Back to original motion "qahtz on keyboards committe"
Sam - motion to change the speling* of "yeah, you heard that" to "cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd" - passed by acclimation
Dez calls to question, so does Kaylie
Keerthana - motion to autocorrect qahtz to quartz - not defined
Motion passes, moves to auction - sold to james for 800 yen, chaired by anyone owned by a cat

James - order of today party
Liam - motion to table for a week
Passed, tabled

Dez - motion to make the rules pertaining to emoji usage fuck off - heavily antiseconded, no seconds

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that amendments to amendments are in order - dilatory, heavily antiseconded

FINAL MOTION - Keerthana - Motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to sea foam green - dilatory/out of order
Sam - motion to make a standing rule that Liam can't propose standing rules
kaylie - motion to amend this standing rule such that it only pertains to today? - Unfriendly, unseconded
Dez - this'd be extremely funny, but also not that funny
James - do we need his assent? No, this is technically censure
Tim - motion to construe this
Fails, dies

=Real/Relevant Announcements=
We r kgb

James - event! Tool training for minecraft

=Schmucks=
-Liam makes video game, playtest in schmuck

-Tim - Woody had to leave but schmucked in schmuck channel

-Dez in the wind - motion to purple purple seafoam green, purple seafoamgreen, gitfo

Meeting Adjourned

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2021-12-28T15:17:36Z

Spalsen:

Meeting 2/8/2021

=Officer Reports=

Dez - mastered tasks - wrote 145 lines of patchy notes

James - had 2 friends go completely inversed sleep schedule, other friend says how great the sun is! Vampyre infiltrated the'burgh

Sawyer – went in to lab, ran a bit late, explained that he would be experimenting with borrowed thyme, not living on it

Kushal - roomates decided they should be actual adults, did an ikea - spent several hours assembling the chair

Oliver - tried to implement http protocol server - apparently that's hard

=Committee Reports=
Sam - culinary stds comm - entire apartment smells like pork, don't tell him how 2 fix

Tim - ad-hoc currency board along with the corn subs board made a report in auctions nonverbal

Woody - ad-hoc comm to report something- success

Kushal -comm to hunt humans for sports - last week was 2 yr anniversary of polar bear excursion to russian arctic

Oliver - adhoc can't stop won't stop game stop: $59.53

James - hivemind - we would like to report that potatoes are sometimes edible, end report

Keerthana - adhoc completely ordinary logos comm - recently, a popular online clothing store in india changed logo, stopped it from looking quite as much like a naked
woman spreading

=Old Business=
Keerthana had it, who wants it.
Sawyer wants it, isn't his fault dez forgot the spiel, is his fault kaylie isn't here to give it

No old business

=New Business=
Sam - motion to make an order for today
Out of order

Oliver - motion to create the game stopped comm - tell you to pause that online game you're playing
Kevin - 5 more minutes
Sawyer - you're always on that nintendo
Liam - change purpose to The stock market do what nintendon't
Unfriendly. Pursued, Passed. Been changed
Main motion passes, Dez TRIPS ON A LANDMINE and puts the wrong emojis (must use xup, xdown, squid between 5:48 and 6:07 PM)

Chair vacant: Oliver, Kaylie, Sawyer nominated to fill
Oliver wins, ascends to the chair! Not Sawyer!

Returning to the auction, sold to Dez for 700 Yen. Chaired by Kevin

Sam - emojihunting comm - to make sure there's an ample supply for emoji meat for dez to feast on
Sold! to Liam for 200 Yens. Chaired by anyone who wrote, produced, or acted in the emoji movie

Kaylie - motion to make the kats on keyboards comm - cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd
Tim - how did that get sent, d isn't near the enter key?
Sawyer - motion to change the speling of cats to kats
Liam (on the latter bit) - motion to strike "kats" and replace with "qahtz" - ... passed, amended

Motion to change speling of cats to qahtz, passed
Back to original motion "qahtz on keyboards committe"
Sam - motion to change the speling* of "yeah, you heard that" to "cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd" - passed by acclimation
Dez calls to question, so does Kaylie
Keerthana - motion to autocorrect qahtz to quartz - not defined
Motion passes, moves to auction - sold to james for 800 yen, chaired by anyone owned by a cat

James - order of today party
Liam - motion to table for a week
Passed, tabled

Dez - motion to make the rules pertaining to emoji usage fuck off - heavily antiseconded, no seconds

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that amendments to amendments are in order - dilatory, heavily antiseconded

FINAL MOTION - Keerthana - Motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to sea foam green - dilatory/out of order
Sam - motion to make a standing rule that Liam can't propose standing rules
kaylie - motion to amend this standing rule such that it only pertains to today? - Unfriendly, unseconded
Dez - this'd be extremely funny, but also not that funny
James - do we need his assent? No, this is technically censure
Tim - motion to construe this
Fails, dies

=Real/Relevant Announcements=
We r kgb
James - event! Tool training for minecraft
=Schmucks=
-Liam makes video game, playtest in schmuck
-Tim - Woody had to leave but schmucked in schmuck channel
-Dez in the wind - motion to purple purple seafoam green, purple seafoamgreen, gitfo

Meeting Adjourned

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2021-12-28T15:16:38Z

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Meeting 2/15/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - event, made turrible headbonk stairs, but virtual! Ordered heart-shaped pizzas
Kaylie - mineced raft, Matt made her a terrible name and skin. Had a steaky valentines day
James - vampire situation -now is awake more at night and sleeping during day, probably compromised
Sawyer - played ace attorney and finished it, ordered a book to fill the hole left in heart
Kushal - given a pizza omlette, tasted surprisingly good. Submit 2 pravda
Oliver - listened to Sawyer play AA from adjacent room - slept in Qatar class

=Committee Reports=
Liam - corn sub board - 5.40, so not enough to drop below the dollar threshold
Kaylee - kats on keyboard - 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777
Tim - misapp. meeting landmine comm - Success! Thanks Kate
Liam - cul. stds. comm - steakon is a bad idea (bacon on stake)
Kaylie - misapp culinary substds comm - pizza omelettes are gud idea

= Old Business =
Sawyer had thing, James wants it. James isn't at fault for the amt of snow, is at liability for lawsuits
Tim - order of today party
Liam calls to question

Party is made, Oliver buys for 420 yen and is chair

=New Business=
Sawyer - Motion to change the name of the channel we’re currently in to “meeting-non-nonverbal”
Passes, been done

Liam - Motion to replace all mentions of "minecraft booth" in official proceedings with "boothcraft"

James - motion to create the desert that used to be Carthage memorial Committee - "Remember, we were remembering the desert, not Carthage. We don't care about carthage"
Tim - what does it mean to be be Carthage?
Liam - motion to strike "the desert that used to be be"
Moves to vote, Passes, sold to james for 302 Yen, chaired by anyone who used to live in the current state of deseret

Oliver - motion to allocate $0.10 for james to buy a new keyboard - got bylaw'd

Kaylie - motion to create the mario party
We never established what happens when a chair leaves, and there's no succession order
Mario party still exists so we can't really do that

Oliver - motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out and eject the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting
Liam - strike "any members who call out and eject the chair" and replace with "all members, when the chair is ejected"
Oliver - I can't do officer reports 5 times per week guys pls
Tim - keep in mind that nuking the meeting prevents us from making actual announcements and also letting people know what happens
Liam's amendment fails

An EMERGENCY vote for an interpretation of what constitutes emoji not being used in the same position twice
It is decided that having one emoji in the same spot but the others switched is acceptable under the purview of the standing rules at present
Back to the main motion:

The updated motion from Oliver: motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out the chair and that which results in the ejection of the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting, let's just also add a survival clause to make this SR survive a suspension of the rules for the lolz
Tim - really though, it's either a bad idea or a horrible no-op
Main motion fails

Keerthana - Motion to create the Mario12666923 party
Comment on reasoning "well there's already a mario party, but there's no Mario12666923 party"
Passed, Sold to and chaired by Sawyer for 126 yen

Liam - motion to create number 7 comm - Stop asking about the purpose of the number 7 committee, Dez.
Dies because no seconds

=Real Relevant Announcements=
Kgb Exists
Event this week is KGBitterness party
=Schmucks=
Liam - makes videogame
Tim - motion to P,P, S, P
Kaylie - Boothcraft is a thing! Will send a when2meet
Tim - motion to GTFO

-Meeting Adjourns-

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2021-12-28T15:13:12Z

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Meeting 2/8/2021

=Officer Reports=

Dez - mastered tasks - wrote 145 lines of patchy notes
James - had 2 friends go completely inversed sleep schedule, other friend says how great the sun is! Vampyre infiltrated the'burgh
Sawyer – went in to lab, ran a bit late, explained that he would be experimenting with borrowed thyme, not living on it
Kushal - roomates decided they should be actual adults, did an ikea - spent several hours assembling the chair
Oliver - tried to implement http protocol server - apparently that's hard

=Committee Reports=
Sam - culinary stds comm - entire apartment smells like pork, don't tell him how 2 fix
Tim - ad-hoc currency board along with the corn subs board made a report in auctions nonverbal
Woody - ad-hoc comm to report something- success
Kushal -comm to hunt humans for sports - last week was 2 yr anniversary of polar bear excursion to russian arctic
Oliver - adhoc can't stop won't stop game stop: $59.53
James - hivemind - we would like to report that potatoes are sometimes edible, end report
Keerthana - adhoc completely ordinary logos comm - recently, a popular online clothing store in india changed logo, stopped it from looking quite as much like a naked woman spreading

=Old Business=
Keerthana had it, who wants it.
Sawyer wants it, isn't his fault dez forgot the spiel, is his fault kaylie isn't here to give it

No old business

=New Business=
Sam - motion to make an order for today
Out of order

Oliver - motion to create the game stopped comm - tell you to pause that online game you're playing
Kevin - 5 more minutes
Sawyer - you're always on that nintendo
Liam - change purpose to The stock market do what nintendon't
Unfriendly. Pursued, Passed. Been changed
Main motion passes, Dez TRIPS ON A LANDMINE and puts the wrong emojis (must use xup, xdown, squid between 5:48 and 6:07 PM)

Chair vacant: Oliver, Kaylie, Sawyer nominated to fill
Oliver wins, ascends to the chair! Not Sawyer!

Returning to the auction, sold to Dez for 700 Yen. Chaired by Kevin

Sam - emojihunting comm - to make sure there's an ample supply for emoji meat for dez to feast on
Sold! to Liam for 200 Yens. Chaired by anyone who wrote, produced, or acted in the emoji movie

Kaylie - motion to make the kats on keyboards comm - cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd
Tim - how did that get sent, d isn't near the enter key?
Sawyer - motion to change the speling of cats to kats
Liam (on the latter bit) - motion to strike "kats" and replace with "qahtz" - ... passed, amended

Motion to change speling of cats to qahtz, passed
Back to original motion "qahtz on keyboards committe"
Sam - motion to change the speling* of "yeah, you heard that" to "cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd" - passed by acclimation
Dez calls to question, so does Kaylie
Keerthana - motion to autocorrect qahtz to quartz - not defined
Motion passes, moves to auction - sold to james for 800 yen, chaired by anyone owned by a cat

James - order of today party
Liam - motion to table for a week
Passed, tabled

Dez - motion to make the rules pertaining to emoji usage fuck off - heavily antiseconded, no seconds

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that amendments to amendments are in order - dilatory, heavily antiseconded

FINAL MOTION - Keerthana - Motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to sea foam green - dilatory/out of order
Sam - motion to make a standing rule that Liam can't propose standing rules
kaylie - motion to amend this standing rule such that it only pertains to today? - Unfriendly, unseconded
Dez - this'd be extremely funny, but also not that funny
James - do we need his assent? No, this is technically censure
Tim - motion to construe this
Fails, dies

=Real/Relevant Announcements=
We r kgb
James - event! Tool training for minecraft
=Schmucks=
-Liam makes video game, playtest in schmuck
-Tim - Woody had to leave but schmucked in schmuck channel
-Dez in the wind - motion to purple purple seafoam green, purple seafoamgreen, gitfo

Meeting Adjourned

Minutes20210201

2021-12-28T15:08:02Z

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Meeting 2/1/2021
<Emoji despots as reactions>

=Committee Reports=
<Emoji reacts on message about comfyshield>
guys I'm not a dezpot for not letting you comment in the minutes

=Officer Reports=
Dez - ran three different versions of the same scenario in an RPG. ants were defeated until they weren't
Kaylie - picking up glasses. No comment
James - didn't do much, killed some antz. Played dez's game. Unrelated statements
Kaylie Again - had a break, got new glasses and found out hooooly shit she can see now
Sawyer - witnessed Upitt's awfulness of architecture
Kushal - indian spices were had, new jersey was run through. Sub mitt to prav dah
Oliver - fake break, actually attended Qatar

=Committee Reports=

Liam - corn sub board - 5.50 X3
Sam - ad hoc "now that's what I call statistics comm". Craig's "I am calm" graph pairs $GME and also covid cases for max confusion
=SPECIAL BUSINESS WEEWOO=
So Booth has sent nothing back for us, also pandemic has worsened
Exec decided we probs shouldn't do booth, but we should still do a project!
We'd like to hear what ya got
Sam - if we do do a ctfws base, it's not from scratch because sam did some stuffs
Liam - it is good idea because would be dangerous. Minecraft would be a neat collective project so sure
Oliver - not very good at minecraft and wondering if anyone else feels the same
Kate - semi-similar thoughts. Good idea to do it regardless, but less accessible than regbooth. Maybe also have another project going with it?
James - we should do something
Kaylie - don't know much about MC but is best idea she had. Some of exec thought it would be good in lieu of other recruitment stuffs
Sam - if for whatever reason we don't want to do specifically CTFWS then it can pivot
Liam - to get back on the covid thing, is very irresponsible to do anything like that in person

=Old Business=
Tim, any orders of the day?
The thing will happen before we finish that thought
Liam had it, Keerthana wants it. Is not her fault that there's another semester of zoom university. Is her fault that zoom is a wee bit janky
Back to the other thing, we've got:
-from the ootd of the 20th of jan 2020, a motion to create the "'from the ootd of the 27th of jan 2020' a motion to create a com" com: with the purpose "from the ootd of the 13th of jan 2020 with the purpose 'com'"
James - motion to add "from the ootd of Feb 1 2021" to the front of both the purpose and tite, and "committee" to end of the committee
Liam - motion to fish fish fish that a title is a fish fish fish and a committee is referred to as a chapter
Sam - how do we just not - motion to reconsider the existence of the KGB
Passed, Been Amended, returning to original motion

James - motion to table for two years
Oliver swoops in with a blank replacement for two
Motion fails
Called to question
Kate - motion to strike two years and replace with indefinitely
Passed, been tabled for future us
No Other orders of the day

=New Business=
Keerthana - motion to table the chair
Discarded because 6:02

Keerthana - motion to table the chair
Liam - motion to append " until he stops being totally lame"
Role call vote makes the appendment pass
Returning to main motion, it passes by acclimation

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to "reconsider the existence of the KGB" is a motion to pause all proceedings for 10 seconds, during which time any individual who speaks or types anything in chat is immediately ejected from the meeting

Tim - fundraising com: to raise funds
Passes, sold to Kushal for 420 yens

=Real Relevant Announcements=
We're not doing booth, but we are doing projects! Let us know what ya think
Event - KGB taskmaster. Send vids to James. Be here friday at 7 in event general to come along
Liam is make a videogame

GTFO, meeting adjourned

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2021-01-29T03:41:50Z

Spalsen: Created page with " MEETING 12/14/2020 Dez - played too much Pray (or prey) Sawyer - played too much Rimworld Kushal - worked on a final project, could have submitted the format cod..."

MEETING 12/14/2020

Dez - played too much Pray (or prey)
Sawyer - played too much Rimworld
Kushal - worked on a final project, could have submitted the format code and gotten a 40/100
Oliver - worked on orgo, found an inversion of expected grades

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam - corn sub board - $4.22
Kushal - hunt humans for sport comm- grizzly-polar bear hybrid exists, have funny names that are fish fish fish
Liam - the comm to ass the prez: delayed success
Tim - wigglytuf comm - wig
Oliver - comm to not go into old business - report

=OLD BUSINESS=

Not Liam's fault that we're still in comm reports and not old business
Is his fault for something else
Tim - The orders of the day comm
quote dez: "Well, I need to eat my sandwich so I'm going to purposefully step on a landmine"
but dez did get landmined for reuse of emoji, so we move to a new acting chair
Liam, Kushal nomm'd
Ties, acting chair Kushal breaks tie in favor of Liam
the Orders of the day comm has PASSED!
Sold to Dez for corn (5 dollars), chaired by disbanded

=NEW BUSINESS=

Kevin - motion to define "the winner of GBM" as the person w/ the most oposed emotes in #meeting-nonverbal motion to define "the winner of GBM" as the person w/ the most xup emote reactions on their posts in #meeting-nonverbal within the span of the indicated GBM, and :xdown: emojis reddit-style detract from the point total
Kate - so, the way this is currently phrased, the only person who it is possible to win is someone who is chair that GBM, jsyk
Woody - also, this isn't currently per-meeting, but for overall
Oliver - is the emote reaction count retroactive?
Dez - motion to create the "simeltaneously burned and undercooked foods comm" dez's bizarre cooking misadventure comm - to appreciate the sandwich he just made where the garlic burned but the hotdog wasn't crispy
Oliver - motion to rename to "dez's bizarre cooking misadventure comm"
Passes, been amended though not friendly
Overall motion passes, sold to Dhreed for $35, chaired by tisme
Kate - motion to make the Monitary responsibility comm - Purpose: to shame Dez every time he, despite being president, manages to spend over $20 on a committee, bidding against only one other person
Kevin - a genuine question, is that how we spell monetary
the speling of monetary was changed to monitary to rectify the issue
Dhreed - personally attacked
Sam - as much as shaming dez is what we do, why are we shaming him for giving money to the org
Committee passes, sold to oliver for 11 and chaired by whichbanded
Oliver - motion to create a standing rule such that all time zones used in meetings are eastern time, defined by the time in America/New_York
Woody - Motion to append " and if the chair incorrectly references the time, they are ejected"
Inside of that, Tim proposes motion to define the speling of amend as "ammend" and append as "apend", passes by acclimation
Amendment passes, returning to original motion
main passes, been changed

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

ANNUAL MEETING - normal meeting time on apr 19th 2021
Virtual geek eat - 5:30 on wednesday of this week
Non-canon winter meetings at regular time every week
Task mastery things happening, look for more details elsewhere

=SCHMUCKS=

Liam - vidieogame
Tim - with a name like schmuckers, it has to be good!

Meeting adjourns

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2021-01-29T03:39:14Z

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=MEETING 12/7/2020=

=EXEC REPORTS=
Dez - did a buncha game design, discovered a book he ordered was told by the distributor that they weren't told the publisher moved the publication date
Kate - Target santa is owned, can climb up and down ladders
JamesDez - we have an event this week; KGB does literally anything but cheat on exams
Sawyer - walked on campus and watched the pringle get destroyed. Operator was really good at his job. Also saw a huge crane up close at Wean which was hella rad.
Kushaliam - had a weekend. mostly spent it trying and failing to videogame
Oliver - gave two separate tours to {Chris, Tim}

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam - corn sub board - laggy ass website didn't load, market watch has it at $4.22
Sam - misapp cul std comm - broccoli boiii
Liam - I just wanted my shield to be comfy this way comm - filling ded air
Kaylee - Kats R stoopid comm - kats don't know how to autofeeder, may need to resell them
Liam - Rudy Guiliani Memorial Comm - being airlifted to Johns hopkins piano repair

=OLD BUSINESS=

Kaylee had thing, Oliver wants it
Not his fault he graduated from Johns hopkins piano repair w/ a med degree, four seasons total landscaping is his fault
Tim - Orders of day comm
Sam - motion to table for another week
Been tabled, also dez reused an emoji so he was ejected
Kate was elected to the chair to fill vacancy
Any more orders of the day? - No

=NEW BUSINESS=

Liam - the land, mine comm - to act as a subsidiary comm to the R7 imperialism comm
Dez - motion to pass via acclimation
Objected by Sam, for reason of not wanting to acclimate
Moves to vote, passes by unanimous vote. Auctioned to Liam for $1, chaired by anyone who has seized land on behalf of R7
Oliver - comm to academic freedom and freedom of expression - "Dear Members of the KGB comm, fish fish fish Kappa Gamma Beta fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish"
Liam - This sounds like a not good idea
Dez - motion to table for 600 years - tim objects for not being long enough
Sawyer - change 600 years to blank - friendly
Blank must be filled - the blank fill-ins are:
"Motion to table for __"
ever
69420 years
601 years
2 days, 38 minutes, and 503 years
420 years
10,000 days
1 week
420 seconds
3 seconds
420 years passes
New motion is to "Table for 420 years"
Kevin - assuming this particular faculty member caused this who has RG, he got the lowest score possible for the selfie score test
Dez - the original objection was that 600 years wasn't long enough, but the time went down, so you are all hippocrits
Passed, been tabled
Dez - Motion to create a standing rule such that if the chair would be ejected from the meeting by another standing rule, but that would cause the meeting to lose quorum, the chair is instead simply declared vacant and they are not ejected from the meeting.
Liam - this is good because then we can eject chairs without having to worry about the consequences
Dez - this is good idea because then meeting wouldn't get jankily ended and restarted
Tim - this is a good idea because we can fuck with dez more, but also a neutral idea because then dez isn't the one getting fucked with
Passed by Abstention
Sawyer - motion to change the speling of "abstain" to "ebbschteyn"
Passed, speling changed

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Kate - not exec but also wants to tell you KGB exists!
Event- KGB doesn't cheet on exams
Not going to go to cheesecake factory on wednesday but may do a virtual eating sesh of next week
Winter meetings are happening in the same way regular ones did, will be non-canon
We're on-top of exams next week for meeting so some change mayyy occur

=SHMUCK=

Liam - play his videogame
Dez - motion to fish fish fish, gitfo

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2021-01-29T03:35:16Z

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MEETING 11/30/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=
Dez: did a buncha game design. Excel is a nightmare
Kaylie: Outer wilds-induced existential crisis
James: played videogames. Also, this week we have improv night
Sawyer: also videogames. Bought Peanut butter bells, were delish
Kushal - forgot to soften butter, did not end well. Pravda?
Oliver - applied for TSA pre-check. Went to CBP at PGH for an interview, wanted to know if he had relatives of the CCP

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam - corn sub board - it's time to blaze it, $4.20
Sam - misapp. landmine comm - failure (this time)
Tim - the misapp. ad-hoc corn sub boards - DON'T BLAZE CORN, THEY CAN BURN DOWN. no, it doesn't cause popcorn

=OLD BUSINESS=

Thing? Kate had spirit, Kaylie wants it. Is not her fault that outer wilds caused existentialism. Everything else, including the fact that outer worlds and outer wilds are confusing. Also, that provel? cheese exists.
Tim - O.O.D.:
orders of the day commitee: to make sure tim always has something to say at the start of the meeting
Sam - mtn to table for one week
Passed, been tabled

=NEW BUSINESS=

Kevin - motion to make the comm. debt accruement comm - purpose: to raise comm. debt by 3 to five so his donation gets doubled
Kushal - we should raise it by more so we get more money
Liam - we all know someone is going to raise by 3 dollars at least right?
Kevin - well then it will serve its purpose
Oliver - S@A and acting treasurer is friendly to this
Passed! Sold to James foe $10, chaired by Kevin
Kaylie - mtn to create the conical princess comm - to always watch at least one movie w/ the word princess in the title every movie night
Tim - POI - do these princesses have conical dresses that are entirely cone shaped?
Oliver - motion to amend to "always watch the princess bride"
Liam - motion to rename to "the conical princess comm" -> friendly
Passed! Sold to Kevin for $3, chaired by anyone who ever doubted him
Liam - motion to create the committee for provel removal - to provel removal
Kushal - motion to allocate some amount of money to buy us all provel cheese
Passed! Sold to Oliver for $9 - chaired by don't have a joke but wanted to increase debt to have a donation of $69 - chaired by WHICHBANDED HELL YEAH I ACTUALLY ENJOY IMOS PIZZA
James - motion to create the communist party
Oliver - does it have a manifesto>
James - it will be the communist party. So you'll have an answer to the government questions
Moves to vote, Paaaassed? Chair auctioned to Kushal for $1
Tim - KGB anti-anti-corruption comm - "Scruples? I thought you said rubles!"
Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by anyone who has ever been involved in coercement of someone to buy a comm they didn't want, or for more than they wanted
Kaylie - motion to create a standing rule such that the chair must use emojis for votes that are related to each other on some level. This can be disputed by the general body. If more than one member of the general body disputes, it must go to a vote. If the vote passes, and the chair is found guilty of choosing unrelated emojis, they will be ejected. If the emoji is found relevant, anyone who raised the dispute will be ejected
Tim - POI - both Tim's motions messages were at 6:02, soooo
Dez ignored a rule. Slippery slope logic will ensue
Passed! Been changed
Oliver - Motion to create a standing rule such that the lightbulb emoji is considered the "it's a good idea" passage by acclimation, and having it reacted on a motion is a call to pass such motion by acclimation
Moves to a real vote: Main motion passes, standing rule is in place
JAMES AND OLIVER MOTION TO DISPUTE (which would /not/ bring us below quorum)
So, we're gonna see if they're imposters
Tim- lack of quorum must be noted by the body to take into effect....
FAILS, Oliver, James are ejected
-----------Oliver Was the Impostor--------------

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

We exist, as exec!
We're doing improv this week as the event
Oliver had the announcement about giving day. We'll get double da hella skrilla if you give between 5 and 250

=SCHMUCKS=

Kaylie - if you would like to not live where you currently live, and are a freshman, come live at Kremlin! We're ganna do a virtual tour
Liam - do ya like videojames, maybe of the strategy variety? Dm him
Oliver - I PM'd you debts, don't 4get to pay us money that you owe us or we'll break your kneecaps
Dez - hi, do ya like tabletopjames, maybe that he is designing? Join his quest to create a good ass game of the tabletop variety
Tim - motion to P,S and gitfo

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2021-01-29T03:32:45Z

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MEETING 11/23/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=
Dez (Tim) - had a week, was good. Yeah.
James - drove from Pittsburgh to SoCal - deer got fucky and ran in front of him
Oliver - made dez call his dad to pick his favorite movie for us to not watch it
Kushal - got demoted, roommie moved out yesterday. Cleaned half of the room, removed slobbitude. Spent rest of day in the clean half of the room
Sawyer - had a convo about James's origin - he's not from alabama because no roll tide, was determined to be socal because of coal mining

=OLD BUSINESS=

The thing - goes to kate - the fact people don't remember where james is from is her fault
Orders of the day: Tim -
From last week - orders of the day comm - purpose that Tim always has something to say at the start of meeting
Kate - mtn to table for a week
Passed, been tabled
No further orders (of this day...)

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Tim - misapp. corn subs board - 4.27!
Kate - comm to ass the prez - has recruited all of dez's professors to give him exams, so success
Tim - the wigglytuff comm - the 40th unique species that ash recieves was Oshowat, though spiritual partner turtwig was 30
Oliver- POI- the comm to ass the prez now targets James - no, he's just the chair acting with the powers of the presidency
Tim - uncomfy shield
Kushal - org. comm of KGB govt in exile- extends offer to Sawyer b/c demoted unnecessarily

=NEW BUSINESS=

Oliver- motion to create the comm to promote the S@A - with the purpose since the recsec and 2VP decided to leave the gov and join the gov in exile
Sawyer - what rank would the promotion be to? Remains Sergeant, but is ranked above other positions
Kushal - always in govt in exile and still outranks oliver
Kate - POI - are standing rules still privlidged? No, that sat down. Speling is privlidged though
Tim - point of inquiry - how does he remain shielded comfy? - accept yourself and your shield
Sam - Motion to change the speling of "James" to "Oliver"
Moves to vote - pass, been changed
Kate - caught off by James preparedness
Passed! auctioned to Kate for four dollars. Chaired by all current and past S@A. Will have a meeting on sunday
Sam - motion to create the comm that only exec can bid on - to not be chaired by exec is the purpose
Kushal - you want us to pay for it and not use it?
Oliver- stand in treasurer looks favorably
Moves to vote - passes by abstention , auctioned to kate for a dollar, chaired by exec
Sawyer - consequentialists comm - to consider the outcomes of our actions
Dies because antiseconded strongly and wasn't strong
Oliver - motion to create a standing rule with immediate effect such that a motion to create a privilged committee, if passed, will result in an auction only exec can bid on, and said auction will be held in the exec server
Sam - would this motion be a privlidged motion or a normal motion? - is normal
Tim - well, we do have access to the exec discord channel...
Sam - motion to amend the motion such that it takes place in auctions nonverbal, but it is locked so only exec can post
Kushal - this is step one of tyrrany
Put to vote, fails by tie, downed by the chair
Kate - motion to make a standing rule that new motions can not be introduced at 6:02 PM
Sawyer - which timezone? The standard time of Pittsburgh
Tim - 3 pts of order. Is this the standard time of Pittsburgh, or Civil time of pittsburgh? - Standard she guesses
Also, is this in relation to Chris's thing in chat? Yes
Is this for the entirety of the minute? (yes) and also what clock and preciseness would we need? - clock of the chair can be used
Tim - we could go by how discord timestamps the text? that works
Passed, been put into action
Sam - Motion to make a standing rule such that if the president does not call on the rec sec and cor sec in reverse order for committee reports, and the chair is declared immediately vacant
Tim - makes a few grammar fixes
Passed! rules been made
Sawyer - motion to banish light theme to the shadow realm
Tim - under standing rule 23, a motion to banish to the shadow realm will table any individual who mentioned it in the minutes for 23 minutes
Sawyer was tabled
Chris - motion to prevent the creation of future motions while this motion is in current memory - dilatory
Currently dilatory, requires rules suspension
Sam - quick POI - can you amend a standing rule? - yes
Motion to amend the previously passed standing rule (42) such that it is changed "for their officer reports" rather than "committe reports"
Passed, been amended
Kate - Motion to make a delayed standing rule to enact itself at 6 pm on Feb 1, 2021, that between 5:48 and 6:07 pm, the previous standing rule regarding varying voting emojis is inactive, and instead only :xup:, :xdown:, and :squid: can be used as voting emojis, but cannot be used for the same vote position twice in a row. A breach of this standing rule results in a suspension of the rules and the chair being ejected from the meeting
Passed by acclimation!
Sawyer: motion to create the meeting landmine comm - to create annoying landmines for the acting chair to deal with whilslt administering meeting
Tim - how many times can we get the prez to accidentally eject himself this year?
Passed, sold to oliver for 6, chaired by dez

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

We're KGB, we do things.
We'll have non-canon meetings over winter mondays at 5:30
Oliver - cashnet has not unfucked the ability to see who we're taking money from, but we're getting there. You can still pay dues though!

=Shmucks=

Oliver- are you tired of living in the closet in dorms? Come live at Kremlin!
There's a when2meet, so sign up
Tim - motion to P,P,S,P,R,P, and GTFAFH

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2021-01-29T03:30:00Z

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MEETING 11/16/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez - spent weekend doing game design
James - spent it locked in a room w/ 4 people doing puzzles. were tired and slow but puzzled
This week: mooooooovie night
Kushal - binge read stormlight archives. Needs to remember the details
Sawyer - had event: Larry busted the codes even though he had canonically no hacking experiences
Oliver - wanted some economic info, got ALL of the economic info. TMI, slice

=COMM REPORTS=

Liam - Puzzlehunt comm - made puzzles for friday, made puzzles for saturday, kicked some P*lantir ass
Liam - corn sub board - $4.17 per bushel
Tim - adhoc currency board - 100 yen is about 95.6 us centz
Kushal - ass. pokemon kidnapping children board - dark monkey pokemon that canonically raises a human child
Liam - European Folklore comm -90% of european folklore is about kidnapped children

=OLD BUSINESS=

Thing: James had it, who wants?
...nobody it seems
well, we're gonna give it to Liam
not his fault we wasted a minute for nobody taking the thing, the fact that nobody wanted the thing in the first place is his fault
No orders of this day

=NEW BUSINESS=
Sawyer - motion to blue - O.O.O.
Oliver - motion to create a standing rule such that nobody wants the thing after one minute, it goes to henry
Chair will accept if it is decided what he is absolved for
his fault that nobody wants the thing
Liam -strike "it's not his fault no one wants the thing" replace with "all war crimes committed by any henries are not his fault this week"
Amendment failed
James - motion to strike "henry" and replace with "oklahoma"
unfriendly on grounds of we don't know oklahoma's pronouns
Passed, been changed
Now: motion to make a standing rule such that if nobody wants the thing after one minute, it goes to oklahoma. It is then oklahoma's fault that nobody wanted the thing.
Passed, been changed
James - orders of the day comm - to make sure tim always has something to say at meeting's beginning
Liam - motion to table for one week
Passed, been tabled (and an attempted auction by dez, but no)
Oliver - insider trading comm - no purpose, but it just so happens that TSLA is joining the S&P 500
Liam - motion to allocate 200$ to short the S&P 500
Liam - TSLAs are a death trap comm - if the touchscreen interface crashes, so too does the car apparrently
Moves to vote: passes. Auctioned to oliver for 4$ - chaired by every/anyone not including Elon Musk
James - outsider trading & Kushal's life comm - "wait, you guys know what's going on? I dunno"
Kushal - I thought this was supposed to be the outsider trading comm, not my life comm
James - would like to add "& Kushal;s life" between trading and comm
Move to vote: passed, auctioned to James; chaired by anyone who doesn't know what's going on
Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that ";", " ' ", and "$" are all interchangeable
James - wants to point out the reasonable nature of the idea
Oliver: It$s very reasonable
Moves to vote: passes
James - motion to ban the oxford comma's use in KGB meeting
Point of sawyer should go remove stuff from the wiki
also, that motion was ruled dilatory
Oliver - motion to change the spelling of "oxford" to "cambridge"
Tim - motion to tell a UDP joke
Kushal - motion to oxford is cambridge and cambridge is cambridge
Passed, been amended
Main motion vote: passes, rule stands
Sam - motion to change spelling of Central Michigan University to Carnegie Mellon University
Oliver - change Carnegie Mellon University to Massachusetts Institute of Technology- dies
Goes to vote: passes
Tim - motion to obviate another Joke
James - motion to have this joke declared dilatory - dilatory
Oliver - motion to create the three digits comm - to enlighten all of the fools who have won an auction w/ 3 digit bids
Passed, Sold to Kushal for $2.00 - chaired by anyone bankrupted by KGB auction

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Event: "Movie" night - will be chill

=SCHMUCKS=

Tim- demosplash from the computer club! Now in online format (which, isn't new, but will be good) - is this weekend - go to schmuck channel 4 info
Kevin - doesn't know how to end meeting
motion to red blue green yellow orange red blue seafoam green and purple - gitfo

MEETING ADJOURNED

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2021-01-29T03:24:54Z

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MEETING 11/09/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=
Dez - spent an inordinate amount of time reviewing the rules doc of a game rewrite
James - nothing notable, but right before the sunset of this meeting, a ton of birds came and landed in front of him. Oh no, da birds
Kaylie - celebrated the election of diamond joe biden by getting his fav treat, ice cream
Kushal - PGH weather is odd because now it's getting warm and webster won't turn the AC back on
Sawyer - had to convince GF not to get mcdonalds cinnamon roll. it's just not food, Elena
Oliver - refreshed news pages a hecc ton for obvious reasons

=COMM REPORTS=
Liam - corn sub board - gives report that we're t 4.08, so a bushel of corn is equal to 5 dollars
Kevin - temporal anomalies comm - contained, nov. 3rd is finally over
Liam - fuck palantir comm - you too can tell palantir to go eff themselves by puzzlehunting
Kaylee - catsRstoopid comm - does cas have late onset asthma? maybe
Woody - no longer a liar comm - no longer is a liar
Kaylee - KatsRstoopid comm - cooking with tuna, cats are upset and/or confuzzled

=ORDER OF SPECIAL BUSINESS=

BOOTH STUFF is a thing
need to figure out if we are going to do booth or not
-Booth is work, but is fun. Note there is a pandemic
The booth meeting from last week gave very little in the way of info
they aren't sure how they would handle social distancing for build stuff
training is offered regardless of what happens
we can reuse our theme (JJBA) and also our booth-built stuff
Kate report: she lurked into meeting to deliver this info
Dez is right. Also, normally; if freshman are unaware - you build a house
Construct a functioning structure with art and a neat game
They mentioned at the meeting that booth could look very different. Physical booths may not even be a thing
A birdhouse booth may happen? Something virtual?
Carnival comm will do what they can but can't violate the university guidelines
Temper expectations: booth could look very different
Note: we're reusing stuff so this year is going to be significantly less work (1/3rd - 1/2lf already done)
Oliver- if booth isn't physical? - There is actually no info
we don't want to create sunk costs, but also we can't necessarily afford to not
There shouldn't be a circumstance where we wouldn't be able to complete a booth. The main risk is if things look very different
Do we have a timeline for more information? -No
In theory, there should be no greater risk for doing booth compared to going to an in person class
we'll need to hash out our org standards and what we're willing to tolerate
- Sam -is it clear who is interested in chairing? -> we have some notion. Dez, oliver are willing. Kevin can be an apprentice of the booth
-Kaylee - knowing that we're to do booth, we'd pickup where we left off. Feels like it would be a missed opportunity, as the booth chair deals with design. It's already mostly done so not sure how much more valuable it is to do real booth vs doing a fake training thing
-Kate - there is a large gap between theory and practice. We haven't done any build week stuff in the past two years. The only people who know what build week is like is Dez, Kate (for chairing)
-- good idea to train regardless, but training is no substitute
-- can do a design thing to show what goes into actually creatively forming a booth
-Tim - lots of the normal process is jumbled. If this goes ahead, the design would be used and so you can focus for the booth. They're keenly aware that orgs are in danger of loss of experience. KGB is in a rough spot because we skipped 2019 as well. They're taking an approach of doing some version of something and doing as much in-person training as possible. Those interested in building 2022 to seek out those opportunities. Ordinarily, this vote is an advisory vote where each member is asked "do u think we should put down a deposit to join booth this year" with the implicit "are you committing to help with that.". Yes = Yes I will help. No = the org shouldn't. Abstain = keep options open. Clearly this question doesn't really fit the current situation. The ol' trichotomy doesn't apply, so there should be a few questions asked to pinpoint what exec really wants to know from the body.
As it stands, the question is "should we keep with the SCC or do our own thing instead"
The vote changes to:
Yes - stay plugged into SCC, and soft-commit
Yes2 - stay plugged in but no soft-commit
No - lets just do our own thing
Abstain - whateva
As written by tim: :one: org should remain plugged into SCC's processes for the time being; soft commit to personally help
:two: org should remain plugged into SCC's processes for the time being; no commit
:three: org should not plug into SCC processes this year and do its own thing
Abstain - don't care, and/or org should keep its options open
THE ADVISORY VOTE:
Sawyer- Abstain
James - 2
Kaylie - 2
Kushal - 1
Oliver - 1
SamSR - Abstain
Kate - 1
Dez - 1
Kevin - 1
Woody - 1
Prospekt - 2
Skim - Abstain
Liam - 2
Tim - Wiggly abstain
END ROLE CALL VOTE

=OLD BUSINESS=

Liam had the thing; James gets it
Not his fault the election results were delayed, is his fault that everyone was complaining about the delay; also four seasons
ORDERS OF THE DAY
Tim - From 11/2: motion to table the notion of untabling things until CC figures out what the hell is going on with booth
Passed; been tabled by abstention

Liam - motion to create the ritz carlton comm - to not have a misleading title whatsoever and support the culinary use of ritz cracker
Sam - motion to amend the name to the "ritz carlton banks comm" and append "and do the carlton" to the description - friendly
Passed - sold to liam for $1 - chaired by Rudy Giuliani
Oliver - motion to create a delayed standing rule eff. 18 Jan 2021 at 6:01PM est such that all auction bids will be interpreted in currency as US Cents
This means that a corn bid would be 500 cents
zombie would be 600, job would be 20000
Tim - is this just a giant ploy to get some poor sap to accidentally bid $100 in april when the rule sits down? - maybe
Liam - motion to change cents to Japanese Yen (which has approximately the same conversion factor)
Passed, been changed
Overall motion passes; standing rule trap set

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Event - murder mystery. Get a role, play role
Cashnet - do dues
(15/Sem, 20/Year)

=SHMUCKS=

Liam - do puzzlehunt on saturday
Sam - can help construct doherty-wean in MC
Oliver - thanks for everyone who voted or worked as poll worker
James - I think the birds have left
Tim - wig
Liam - POHTFMDIO -how much do I owe
Oliver will cronch the numbers
Liam - motion to red yellow green purple green purple green purple and GTFO

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2021-01-29T03:20:38Z

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MEETING 11/02/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=
Dez - had a weekend; took a nap before this and is trying to reexist
James - Homework on friday night, submission on sunday night, rest is a debaucherous blur
Kushal - spent most of time playing pokemon, contributed to new ctfws rules
Sawyer - whichgusting door glyph - nondiscounted halloween candy - shrek2
Oliver - does mini2 Cyber War (not Cybersex) - is much better because finally they got a retired military officer!

=ORDER OF SPECIAL BUSINESS=
Booth discussion
Booth is apparently happening? Which is a bit strange
to kevin Booth is where we make a shed and make it memey
this seems not doable with social distancing
the theme should be similar to last year to allow reuse of assets
RETURN TO JOJOBOOTH
Carn. Comm saluted
Woody - given we've done 0 builds this semester, are we gonna reuse?
"Adventure is loading" as opposed to "adventure awaits" so likely they are accting for this
James - how much of the carpentry is done?
Most of walls/floors are already built
Liam - running booth in any traditional way is not a great idea
Kushal -points out they want to discuss what booth will look like, might be a shitty virtual version?
Sam - prefaced by commenting he is elderly - carn. comm will have plenty of ideas floating around? who knows what could shake out
Kate - just send someone to the zoom meeting and start the processes. Who is even interested in chairing a booth? Also; we have a booth basically premade from last year that never got used. Also; spring semester is two weeks shorter which is gonna be odd. Given the amount of work we've already got done, we can likely handle it. Need to confirm who is gonna be around and able to help. Put together a form maybe?
Let exec (specifically dez) know if you want to booth chair!
Exec members should talk amongst themselves on who should do it?
James - as of right now, we don't even have access to the kage. We'd need to get access which may be a bit of a pain
Tim - there is a process for doing that, which may get updated and will fall on to carnival comm rather than us? Forms exist and can be filled out
2 2-3 hour sessions throughout the week might be enough specificity when the time comes
Oliver - FTR willing the chair the booth, is important for us as an org to do booth to the extent that we can. If we go three years w/o a booth will be a bit of a conundrum for a booth org. Nobody has booth experience any more which is a bit of a difficulty come 2022
Can have a session to bring some underclassmen up to speed on what needs to be done for booth.

=COMM REPORTS=

Sam - CTFWS rules comm - had some success at hashing out a virtual ctfws. Will be on the MC server to try and build a map/playtest
Liam - ad-hoc Fuck Palantir comm - In conj. w/ puzzlehunt memorial comm - decided to run event on Nov 14 - went through appropriate channels to not have date collision. Palantir decided to do it at the same time - and is sticking to it. Is now fucking him over publicly
Kate - misapp. stupid history comm - on Federick The Great's 5d potato chess game - in 1774 - prussia was at risk of famine, FDG order peeps to grow potatoes. Potatoes were considered gross by the populace, and refused to grow them. FDG planted a royal potato garden, and hired guards to protecc it. The guards were ordered to be lax and also accept bribes. This spurred potato intrigue, and people then grew them
Oliver - adhoc shitty airport comm - Berlin Brandenburg airport still sucks, has FINALLY opened on halloween of this year after like 20 years!
and the fire alarms actually work!

=OLD BUSINESS=

Oliver had thing, who wants it?
Liam - not his fault about human rights abuses committed by palantir, is his fault about blackwater HRV
Tim - 3 orders of the Day!
Henry - untabled
Untabling anyone who attended the event on oct 16th
DH 2315 untabled

=NEW BUSINESS=

Liam - motion to table the notion of untabling things for as long as it takes for carnival comm to figure out booth
Tim - is that saying we want the standing rule to temporarily sit down and then return?
I don't think tabling notions is well defined but also nothingness
Sam - motion to table until after the booth meeting
Passed, was done
BUT the emojis of the vote were within three votes worth... sooo, dez got ejected
James, Kate, SamSR were chosen as potential successors
James was thrown out for reusing emoji and also didn't make the cut
Sam takes the Chair
Sam declares the previous motion has been tabled until after KGB has voted on booth
Oliver - motion to create the ejected chairs comm - so ejected chairs can sit together and discuss what went wrong
Tim - motion to append to purpose that the location for this comm is the corner - friendly
Kate - motion to strike the word comm and replace w/ corner - friendly
Dez begins 'filibustering' with the bee movie
Kushal - the organizing comm for the KGB govt in exile - welcomes any ejected members and wishes for downfall of org as a whole
Liam - motion to strike "the corner " and replace with "the international court of justice in the hague, netherlands"
Unfriendly - put to vote: passed
Kate - motion to change the official spelling of "the corner" to "the hague, netherlands" - passed, been changed
Liam - motion to change the "spelling" of "spelling" to "speling"
Returning to what is now the motion to create the ejected chairs corner - so ejected chairs can sit together and discuss what went wrong in the international court of justice in the hague
James motions to remove the "ejected chairs"
Passed! Moved to auction and sold to Dez
FOR
$200
ACTUAL DOLLARS
also he disbanded it

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

James - this week we are gonna kill a man!
We're gonna triage at discord in the lobby first
Booth will be talked about next monday, also let exec know if you want to chair a booth

=SCHMUCKS=

Tim - VOTING is tomorrow!
Polls in PA open at 7:00AM, close at 8:00PM
If you're an eligible voter and in line at 8:00, you can still vote
also; poll working pays 200 dollars so that can pay for Dez's joke
recommendation from the recsec to #define "working the polls" to "$200"
Also - Liam notes you should do not palantir puzzlehunt
Sam - still working on virtual ctfws
Motion to gitfo

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Meeting 10/26/2020

=EXEC REPORTs=

Des - contained RPG knight and making food, also voted, which you should do
Kaylie! - first weekend has had; RPG knight, discovered dungin world was cool and the art museum was neat
James - first, trusted google maps. Then, crossed two other people, followed them and it took longer. Arrived late. Person was confused. Trust is an evolutionary mistake
Event! - Capture the flag rules meeting
Kushal - 2nd part of pokemon sword and shield came out, devoured him
Pravda submit
Sawyer - RPG night, flat stanley is a lil bitch
Oliver - on friday, promised, would finish chem. on saturday, promised chem hw. this is a recursive formula

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam - the debatably KGB affiliated puzzlehunt comm- STRESS
Woody - end report comm- end report
Kaylie- cats r stoopid comm - rose wants wet food, but not if water is in bowl. Needs to drag the food herself over to the water bowl. There's lots of dissolved foodwater. Also, cass ate some creamy siracha from wendys and had not good time
Liam - corn for the corn god - $4.17!

=OLD BUSINESS=

Dez tries to skip the thing, who has it?
Oliver has it, James has the spirit
Who wants one of those two things?
Oliver- is not his fault that henry didn't show up to give the spirit. Is his fault that the thing react exists is his fault.
Orders of Tha Day - NONE WTF

=NEW BUSINESS=

James - motion to make the baked goods differentiation comm
Purpose : declaring james cake and squashing all resistance to james being cake
Woody - POI, what is opinion on cornbread? - is part of a meal, but this is the purpose of the comm
Liam - cul stds comm, w/ ontology comm: strict binarism isn't always useful
Kate - POI, how much of a personal attack is this? - no comment
Liam - motion to change purpose to "declaring james cake and squashing all resistance to james being cake" - friendly
Passed - sold to James for 1 dollar - chaired by anyone who thinks cornbread is not dessert
Oliver - motion to create the foreign languages comm
Purpose - speaks anime "促进我们对外语的认识（如石头）and also to pwn the recsec"
"To promote the understanding of foreign languages, such as stone"
Kushal - fish fish fish fuck the recsec
Kate - Cyka Blyat
Passed! Sold to James for 6 dollars - chaired by anyone who speaks 1 or less languages
Liam - create the KGB constitutional contextualism comm
Purpose - interpret the rules/bylaws of the kgb as literally as possible
Chair questions if this isn't just the KGB
Passed, auctioned to Liam for $$, chair is to be determined by auction
Manan - motion to make the comm to be nice to the recsec
<3
Anti'd, strong
Purpose - to say nice, short words slowly
Liam - motion to change the purpose to the entire text of moby dick
Oliver gets possed by anime
James - motion to replace every space in name/ purpose of this comm w/ fish, friendly
Liam - motion to undo that last thing?
Tim- motion to replace every instance of fish in this comm w/ a space, friendly
Liam - comm to torment the recsec, fish appears 294 times in moby dick
Passed, sold to sawyer for 5, dis-fucking-banded
Oliver - motion to create the democratic national committee
Purpose - to nom exciting candidate for running and then actually nominate an exceedingly boring candidate for the role of KGB prezident
Liam - point of insinuation
Sold to kaylie for a dollar, chaired by diamond joe biden
Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to malarkey is Out of order
Sam says malarkey, Liam wants him to be ejected
Debate ensues on what type of punitive measures are possibe
Passed, been changed
James - motion to create a standing rule such that parties can be created by a vote of the general body, and have chairs auctioned off similar to commitees [sic]. Chairs automaticlly [sic] leave any former parties, and become a member of that party. These parties can be joined voluntarily by any member not already in a party and cannot be left in any way execpt by becoming a chair of new parties. No further powers are confered to the parties or their members by this standing rules [sic].
Liam - motion to strike apolitical
James fights with the express purpose of losing control
Liam pursues
Passed, been changed ^2
Oliver - motion to #define "UM" as "US"
Chair asks to rule something dilatory for reasons of grotesqueness
James - pount define M as S
Kevin - motion to create the mario party
Yahoo
Tim - what is party's platform?
Liam - point of info, are bonus stars on or off
Passed, moved to auction - chaired by Oliver
Liam - motion to allocate a sum less than or equal to $50 to have a vexillologist make a pot of dhreed flag
Kushal - if I make a shitty pot of dhreed flag, do I get fifty dollarydoos
no
moved to vote, passed...

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Kgb doesn't exists
James - event is a rules comm meeting for redefining the rules of CTFWS! We will vote and do stuff and be complicated
Oliver- yen exists, you should go to cashnet to pay us real/relevant money
dues aren't necessary to participate but they help the org stay alive
try to donate on the match day for CMU if ya can

=SCHMUCK=

Liam - videogame
Tim - tomorrow is last day to do full in-person early voting. Ask Kate
Also, those who reached out about poll work, may have a lil somethin for u
James - motion to purple, purple, getfo. Anti'd, not strong
gitfo

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=MEETING 10/19/2020=

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez - bison tacos
James - managed to skip his whole weekend. This week event be RPG night! Sign up by wednesday
Kushal - had burger patty with no bread: tortilla chip substitute
Sawyer - got to the point of work overload just went on youtube spree about 1900s rail technology
Oliver - doodle wars, kill peeps with doodles. Mission accomplished

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Kevin - the temporal anomaly detection comm - no anna molly's
Liam - the corn sub board - asks for drum roll: dez provided. Corn price has risen to $4.05! Corn bid is $5 now
Liam - the I'm supposed to be taking a gap sem comm - oh god why so much work, I haven't a job

=OLD BUSINESS=
Henry had the spirit of the thing, who wants the spirit of the spirit of the thing?
Sawyer will give oliver the actual thing
James - not his fault that corn just broke 4 dollars - is his fault that times when corn was only two dollars, is his fault
Tim - no orders of this day

=NEW BUSINESS=

Sawyer - motion to make the deaf and dumb committee - purpose ....
Kushal -
Sam - change to deaf and dumb and blind comm
Unfriendly due to laziness, passed when strong'd
Passed! Sold to Sawyer for a dollar, chaired by anyone who can't hear this message
Kevin - motion to create the temporal anomaly detection comm - to preserve the time stream
Oliver - motion to timetravel, er, table for one week
Passed, been tabled
Oliver - motion for KGB as org to short corn - ruled dilatory?
Liam -It's logically impossible for corn to be overvalued
James - motion to table every person who attended last week's event for two weeks
Attended means showed up to at least some portion of the event
Passed? Tabled
Reed - motion to table the room in doherty with the two blackboards - out of order until the room is established
*Table DH2315 for two weeks
Oliver- will the room be able to vote on tabled motions?
POI from tim - no
Liam - POI - are tabled motions individuals? - no
Passed, DH2315 tabled for two weeks
Liam - motion to define motions as individuals for purposes as tax purposes - dilatory
Tax fraud com approves
Oliver - motion to table the set containing every room in wean for 365.25 - refused unless the value of the sum of the set is determined
Time ran out before a response was given
Sawyer - motion to blue
Tim - dabadee dabada
Passed! now in blue
Reed - form out of order comm
Not strong
James - motion to meet on the motion to create the temporal anomaly detection comm
Kevin - failing to pass this motion, based on the comm report from earlier this meaning, could disrupt the time stream
Oliver -P.O.O. can untabled individuals discuss a motion
Reed - why are the words in order
Sam - time travel comm - will report success
James - I'm pretty sure untabled individuals can vote, but they don't count
Dez will be anger if untabled peeps vote
Kate turns on her video for a moment at this time
Passed, after doing a bit of mental arithmetic
Sold to Kevin for $2 - chaired by relatively competent time travellers
- THE FINAL MOTION -
Kushal - motion to create the wh can't fucking add commttee - had to recount the number of rooms in wean b/c bad
Kaylie - change to "why I can't fucking add comm"
Kate - motion to strike "why I" from the comm title
Unfriendly if not letters, changed to the letters instead
Reed - motion to suspend the recount and accept the results as presented
Kushal - motion to amend the minutes - I AM THE MINUTES
That passed? Auctioned to tim for $5 - chaired by all zombies who CFA

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Dez - KGB exi
Oliver - Money exists now! also now cashnet exists! pay us money!
Dues are $20 a year, 15 for a semestah
Cashnet is messy, check membership dues and enter 25 (or any arbitrary integer)
James - event this week is Rocket Propelled Grenade night?
oh, Role-playing-game
We play tabletop games! sign up via google forms link in RRA
KGB kills a man is on Nov 6th! Sign up today
Kaylie: if this is ur first kgb meeting, stand
Kaylie literally made the person ragequit

=SCHMUCKS=

Kushal - the rule to force you to change vote emoji isn't in effect yet
Kate - come to our house (unless haves covid)
Liam - make videogem - make puzzlhunt - sign up at teammatehunt.com
Tim - if you aren't registered to vote, and you're eligible, WRONG
DO IT NOW COWARD
also if you want a male-in ballot, do it now
vot
Liam - writing puzzlehunt with cmu - go to puzzlehunt.club for that
James - p,p,s,p,p, something gitfo

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MEETING 10/12/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=
Dez - Had weekend, event happened. Dez killed a man in front of james, lied, and apparently was trustworthy enough
James - Lied, didn't lie, didn't matter
Kushal - spent most of weekend trying to get database to work. Also, got yelled at by a scrabble-bot
Sawyer - got lost in an old game
Oliver (not Liam ) - had a weekend, was spent doing secret things, did a fade transition to Oliver - had a weekend, pretended to be liam, called the census bureau

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Tim - The news in limericks comm - Republicans rose to condemn
How Biden continues to hem.
It’s wrong to support
Reshaping the court,
They argue, unless it’s by them.
Henry - Practical* Science* Solutions* - a common problem in earth science disciplines, only 1 planet to do experiments on. Several smaller bodies (i.e. titan) - if we split earth into 50 smaller planets, it would be more efficient
Tim- ad-hoc woke chamber of commerce- unspecified federal holiday prevents business today

=OLD BUSINESS=

Oliver had the thing, who wants it now?
Henry wants it
is his fault that we're never getting the spirit of the thing back unless you comb the potomac
Is his fault dez was forced to give the thing
TIM, DOTH WE HAVE ELDERLY BUSINESS?
Yes!
from 10/5: Motion to banish pathological functions in analysis to the shadow realm: just that
we were gonna define it but it's part of a future standing rule maybe
Sam - if the definition were in effect, could tim tell us?
Tim- it's enactment is not announced when it goes into effect, so whatever that means.
Kushal - with sam, we don't table it, instead see what happens
Liam - wants to be in minutes
On an unrelated note to that, nobody wants to answer what a pathological function is
So we're voting on the tabling now:
Passed, been tabled

=NEW BUSINESS=

Liam - mtn to make the KGB constitutional originalism comm - to interpret the KGBylaws and constitution as the founding fathers intended. Futhermore, I consider that all versions of Carthage must be destroyed
Sam - mtn to amend the motion to replace "originalism" w/ "strict constructionalism"
Unfriendly, pursued - Discussion on Sam's motion:
Liam - anyone voting for this is traitor to constitution
Moving to vote, fails
Moving back to main motion
Henry - motion to "Futhermore, I consider that all versions of Carthage must be destroyed" to the purpose of this comittee
Liam - unfriendly, but would be supportive of this clause being added into the bylaws
James - all cities named carthage? - yes, apply salt as necessary
Woody - motion to change "Carthage" to "all versions of Carthage"
Liam - while this comm is unopposed to carthage increasing its yearly salt intake, I don't want in my comm description
Passed, been changed, Liam has lost control of motion
Oliver notes meeting should take place via nintendo
Passed, moving to auction: Auctioned to Oliver for a dollar, chaired by any baron
James - motion to create a new standing rule such that _ is instead passed __ by individuals only
Which is actually: [ James's table discussion rule] - "Motion to create a standing rule such that any tabled person can motion to meet on any tabled motion.
The motion is then untabled, but is instead passed only if approved the appropriate percentage of tabled individuals instead of all individuals."
SamSkim - what happens when no tabled individuals? - Wouldn't come into effect, no worries
Tim - what if someone became untabled during the motion but was untabled only after their motion was created
In such a case, the chair would look favorably on non-tyrannically resolving it
Yet apparently the tabling of an individual is not privlidged
Sam - microphone intercourse
Henry - lots of potential for good puns if people read the powdermage trilogy apparently
Liam changes name to James's table discussion rule, ruled friendly
Passed, now done
Kevin - motion to rename dhreed hall to carthage
Oliver- so how do we destroy Carthage then? That's for comm to figure out
Paaassed?
Kate - Motion to make a delayed standing rule that would enact on Mon Oct 26th at 5:57 pm that upvote and downvote emojis cannot be repeats of any emojis used in the previous 3 votes. If a repeat emoji is used, any votes made with that emoji are discounted
Tim - in favor in spirit, but want the last line to be changed to not disenfranchise people for reason of pot of dhreed
Oliver - motion to amend "any votes with that emoji are discounted" to banish "the chair to the shadow realm"
Liam Motions to amend that, but change the last part to "will be ejected from the meeting"
but Oliver got no seconds so we need to go back and make an actual amendment
Liam - strike "any votes made with that emoji are discounted" and replace with "The chair is ejected from the meeting and a new chair is selected in accordance to KGB bylaws"
On that discussion:
Kate - it's a bad idea, we only have so many people in the line of succession, this seems like disaster
Worth noting: if this occurs twice, the meeting will implode (only 5 exec members attending meeting)
After much discussion, the amendment is retracted
Kate give a proposal: "Append to motion that, in the case of a repeat emoji resulting in discounted votes, the votes given to the next most similar emoji to it will instead be counted by vote of the general body"
Quote dez: "that whole amendment is dilatory as all fuck"
James - strike "any votes made with that emoji are discounted" and replace with "The rules are suspended, the chair is ejected from the meeting and a new chair is selected in accordance to KGB bylaws. This rule can only be enacted once per meeting"
apparently amending amendments isn't okay, so we'll just go to the amendment and come back later
Good god we're so lost in this motion
James's amendment passed!
Liam - -strike "This rule can only be enacted once per meeting"
-replace "The chair is ejected from the meeting" with "The chair is declared vacant"
Liam's amendment passed
Back to original motion (Motion to make a delayed standing rule that would enact on Mon Oct 26th at 5:57 pm that upvote and downvote emojis cannot be repeats of any emojis used in the previous 3 votes. If a repeat emoji is used, The rules are suspended, The chair is declared vacant and a new chair is selected in accordance to KGB bylaws.
PASSED
Apparently dez interprets that as not reusing the specific "repeat" emoji, but this is constitutionally originally condemning

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Dez- exec exists
James - event - find it
We extended dues grace period to the end of november (11/29)

=SCHMUCKS=

Liam - create hunt for puzzles - encourages participation
Henry - reminded that he reads lots of books, demands people talk to him about books. Posits a book club for the next eternity
Tim - register 2 vote - deadline is a week from 2day - cannot vouch for 3rd party - lots of signs about OH of registration apparently
Kate - this is org unofficial - dez and her live off campus, wants to see peeps. Any meetup (DONE RESPONSIBLY, DISTANCED) the saturday after friday after this friday
Won't leave the home for 2 weeks beforehand, will make food, will wear masks, don't bring her a covid
If interested, let Kate know
Motion to blue, gitfo
dilatory

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MEETING 10/5/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=
Dez - occured, was a blur. did stuff (I'm stuff)
James - one of his friends was a vegetarian had a food order mixup, acquired two NY Strip steaks
Event: laid back. Play hidden role games and chill and talk
Kushal - got lost in the manans, over the weekend someone tried to forward something to KGB defectors, was inserted into pravda? Please dun spam list though
Sawyer - did a practice exam, got literally most things wrong ;-;
Oliver - swears he wanted to say something but forgot. Is alive (doesn't need to pay siz dollars)

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam - cul stds. com - has no plans to break in and steal newly acquired NY steak strips
Kushal - Point of manga is not anime
Kushal - point of abusing power- if "Kushal - the ad-hoc shitty 90s manga comm. - was reading an action anime series, climax of a fight was a dude who forms fists with his feet was beat up by a guy who could beat himself up with his mind" disappears, Kushal is a tyrant - KUSHAL IS A TYRANT

=OLD BUSINESS=

Oliver has the spirit of the thing
Who want?
Oliver- not his fault nobody wants the thing - is his fault that giving henry is the thing is bad idea
Tim - O.O.D.
Discussion to Motion to banish pathological functions in analysis to the shadow realm: just that
So we forgot to define that last week
Oliver- motion to table for 10 mins
Which is still until next meeting
No more ood

=NEW BUSINESS=

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to table an individual - If passed with a *simple majority, that individual is "tabled" - tabled individuals have no additional responsibilities or powers - tabled individuals cannot be tabled again - a tabled individual is untabled after the amount of time passes or the body (with a 1/2 majority) untables the individual - tabled indiviuals are 3 ft higher - the period of time need not be a specified period of time, e.g. untabling when a condition occurs is acceptable
Tim - POI : majority or one half?
Liam - simple
James - motion to append that a tabled indiv. is about 3 ft higher
Oliver- untable a tabled individual? - no
Tim - is this the american sense of table or british sense of tabling
Sawyer - is being tabled protection from lava? if the table isn't lava, yes
Liam - unlike with tabling emotion, the definition for period of time need not be specified period of time: untabling at the meeting of a criterion is also valid - is questionably in order?
Tim grimaces, Liam assures that nothing bad could happen
Passed, rule stands (on the table)
Kushal - motion to create a delayed standing rule coming into place in two weeks that a motion to banish something to the shadow realm is a motion to table any individual, who during the current meeting, was mentioned in the minutes as talking about whatever was banished for the length of the a yugioh episode (~22 mins).
Dez'splained that idea isn't dilatory, but current format is
Can't banish an individual who talks about it going forward to the shadow realm also wonkiness if they're already tabled
Can banish people who make motions about the thing, who talks about it during discussion of the motion, or was put in the minutes as talking about
also currently it doesn't do much unless being privlidged
James- deigned fixing the motion
Tim- questions what is being written out?
Dez says someone needs to amend it to fix it else we move on
Liam - Motion to strike "table any individual who talked about whatever was banished" and replace with "table any individual, who during the current meeting, was mentioned in the minutes as talking about whatever was banished"
Also he wants to change yugioh season to ~22mins (length of a yugioh ep)
Passed, been changed
Sawyer - motion to play pot of greed, struck down
Does anyone even know what pot of greed does? nobody ever talks about it
Tim - motion to purple (purple)
Oliver - motion to untable two motions
Henry - motion to create the hernan cortez morals comm - to learn the valuable moral lessons from hernan cortez!
Liam - motion to learn nothing from history
Kushal - so what the hecc does this even mean?
Henry- comm to learn all of the valuable moral lessons taught by upstanding christian fellow hernan cortez, who oblitered the aztec empire!
If you have the guy who is gonna demote you killed, you don't get demoted! # lifehack
Liam - motion to demote henry from count to viscount/baron
Sawyer - change to hernan cortez lifehack comm. - friendly
Passed! Moving to auction - Henry for four gold pieces- chaired by jesus, gold
James- motion to table the senate for four week or until he becomes a viscount
Passed! been tabled
Oliver - motion to create a delayed standing rule (takes into effect nov 3) such that a motion to shut up man if passed by a simple majority results in the previous speaker being muted for 2 minutes - is privileged
Tim objects for wrong spelling of privileged - supposed to be priviliged
Passed, will be changed
Liam - Motion to create a standing rule that :corn: cannot be used as the favir or abstain react during a vote
James - strike cannot, replace with must : EXTREME UNFRIENDLINESS
James may be ass'd by the corn sub com
Liam- anyone upvoting the motion is a traitor to corn
Henry promoted himself again in the meanwhile to god-emperor of the norse religion
Tim - traitors <traders> of corn? Isn't that what we all are as we watch the markets?
Oliver- promoted the unscrupulous, non-hernan-cortezian morals of the S@A
James- isn't in favor, but should be voted on, he feels
Side motion failed! back to main mtn
Henry - point out that his friends in the corn lobby have done nothing wrong
Failed!
Kevin - motion to rename breed hall to dhreed hall
Sawyer- change spelling of dhreed to potofgreed
Kushal - just wanted to point out that in attendance sheet dez would have to use potofgreed - Dez: Robert's rules of orders lets you spell things however if the spelling is clear
Tim literally fucking cited two separate editions of roberts' rules of order for a question
Failed, back to main motion
James - are we renaming the discord server name or the physical location?
The discord one until we get the authority to do the real-deal
Passed!
Oliver- motion to allocate $25 to purchase the latest edition of the :b: obberts :b: ules of :b: order for exec in general
Henry - motion to replace latest with fourth
Died due to a lack of seconds
Passed, $25 been allocated

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Dez- KGB is a thing! we're working on dues shizz
exec will probably extend this with a vote such that dues do not lapse from not physically being able to pay
James - event! Lie to your friends!
Liam burns James outta nowhere ("I have a lot of respect for you james!")

=SCMUCKS=

Liam - making a videojames still - still wants testers
Tim - VOTE! Registration deadline is two weeks away! Votespa.com or turbovote.org!
Also let him know if you want help working the polls
Dez : what are the things about in person voting?
Tim - 1st time you vote somewhere you need to bring a piece of ID, after the 1st time you won't need ID, signature is enuff
Bring it still to be safe
Liam - motion to GITFO

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MEETING 9/28/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=
Dez - had event, ate doughnut cookies, played dusk and forgot twas horror
James - Missed the event, slept for 14 (fourteen) hours, and did nothing cool v besides that
Event! Create kontent
Kushal - did the event - was involved in the making of overcooked noodles + ice, argued twas worth points
Sawyer - white pizza is just cheese, now knows
Oliver - made dez make horrible vinegar soup pasta noodles, walked all the way to dez's place to eat two noodles and nearly vom

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Tim - the I just moved com (ad-hoc) - just moved, currently approaching old apartment for some wifi
Kushal - the hivemind com would like to report that end report
Oliver - the very ad-hoc com report com - the ad-hoc com report com is making a report

=OLD BUSINESS=

The thing; liam had it, who wants it now
Oliver - not his fault that someone added vinegar to edible noodles, is his fault that dez bought rice vinegar despite hating it
Tim - no O.O.T.D.

=NEW BUSINESS=

Keerthana - Motion to banish pathological functions in analysis to the shadow realm - purpose being just that
Oliver- motion to table for one week to define banishment to the shadow realm
Kushal - do we want to reuse old jokes
Told that tangerine joke is 25 years old
Secondary motion passed, been tabled
James - motion to make the dead air comm - breathes into microphone
Oliver - seeing dead represented by skull emoji and planes being air reminds him of a day in september
PASSED BY ABSTENTION - Auctioned to James for 3 , chaired by any zombie in any flying device
Sawyer - motion to create the dead heir committee - heir is dead, now has succession crisis
Kushal - isn't successor voted in by KGB, how can you know they're dead
Passed by abstention - auctioned to sawyer for 2 - chaired by any heir that happens to die
Woody -motion to create the dead hair comm - to find any of the hair that died
Sawyer - would this include frayed ends -> yes
Keerthana - what about dead hair from a live hair, or alive hair from a dead heir?
Passed by MENACING - Auctioned to Kushal for 4 - chaired by saitama
James - motion to create the dead hare commitee - to mourn all of the rabbit's we've lost over the years
Tim - RIP marco, was good bun
Tim - RIP fork, you were also good bun
Passed by abstention maybe - Auctioned to Tim for 1 - chaired by Marco and Fork
Sam - motion to make the dead lair comm - Purpose: to store the heirs, hairs, and hares + airs
Tim - what about the airs? - Sam says it can be appended
Keerthana - motion to amend purpose to
PASSED by a single vote - sold to liam for $, chaired by anyone who is a member of but not a chair of the previously passed comms
Liam - motion to ban mathematics
Dez ruled dilatory maybe, Liam may pursue to a higher power
Oliver - Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to declare another member of the meeting “sus” calls an immediate vote on if said person is the impostor or not. The vote will be decided by a complex majority vote. If it passes and the person is indeed sus, they will be ejected from the meeting and the spaceship, and must report if they are the impostor or not.
Tim - motion to remove the word 'delay' and the last sentence of the motion's descriptor
Ruled friendly, been done
Tim - motion to amend the complex majority to "the vote must have more votes in favor and also greater than kushal's SSN" - ruled likely dilatory? - withdrawn
PASSED, Been changed
Kushal - motion to declare dez sus
James - saw Dez vent
Kushal - remind people that it's a complex majority
Oliver - where?
Woody - when
Sawyer - saw woody and dez go to med bay, woody died
Liam motions to kill woody, Tim motions to create the woody memorial comm
PASSED - Dez is now in corner - wasn't imposter
Tim notes absence of chair, notes chair vacant
James ascended to chair pro tiem - chairs the vote to declare chair vacant
Chair vacant - Liam nominated as chair
It was attempted to vote for a replacement, but tyrancy prevented a traditional vote, so role call voting was established
Between Liam and Nate, Nate won by a single vote
A freshman has now taken the chair, oh god
Prospect - mtn to create the dead chair comm - purpose is to predict via mathematics when the death of the next chair will be
James - is a good idea
Sam - is a good idea
Oliver- motion to kill dez irl - ruled Nateatory
Kushal - nate wow u didn't study pravda?
Liam - motion to suspend the rules and declare the chair vacant
Tim - calls to question
PASSED - Auctioned to Oliver for $3 - chaired by all the dead chairs who insist on being undead

=REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Sawyer - we are KGB, we do things
James - This week is Kontent! make memes! we'll vote on the best ones and put them on the fridge
Oliver - Treasurer pro tiem - Dues are $20 a year, $15 a semester, don't need to pay them to attend meetings, but must pay them for certain votes (specifically exec, and being elected) - can pay for stuff we do! Don't pay them yet becaue SLICE isn't on top of it yet

=SCHMUCKS=

Kushal - I want to apologize to nate for making him the top of the organization for a little bit
James - comfy shield
Woody - create the out of order com - ruled no (Out of Order)
Sawyer - purple purple seafoam green
Liam - motion to GTFO

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MEETING 9/28/2020

EXEC REPORTS:
Dez - had event, ate doughnut cookies, played dusk and forgot twas horror
James - Missed the event, slept for 14 (fourteen) hours, and did nothing cool v besides that
Event! Create kontent
Kushal - did the event - was involved in the making of overcooked noodles + ice, argued twas worth points
Sawyer - white pizza is just cheese, now knows
Oliver - made dez make horrible vinegar soup pasta noodles, walked all the way to dez's place to eat two noodles and nearly vom

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Tim - the I just moved com (ad-hoc) - just moved, currently approaching old apartment for some wifi
Kushal - the hivemind com would like to report that end report
Oliver - the very ad-hoc com report com - the ad-hoc com report com is making a report

=OLD BUSINESS=

The thing; liam had it, who wants it now
Oliver - not his fault that someone added vinegar to edible noodles, is his fault that dez bought rice vinegar despite hating it
Tim - no O.O.T.D.

=NEW BUSINESS=

Keerthana - Motion to banish pathological functions in analysis to the shadow realm - purpose being just that
Oliver- motion to table for one week to define banishment to the shadow realm
Kushal - do we want to reuse old jokes
Told that tangerine joke is 25 years old
Secondary motion passed, been tabled
James - motion to make the dead air comm - breathes into microphone
Oliver - seeing dead represented by skull emoji and planes being air reminds him of a day in september
PASSED BY ABSTENTION - Auctioned to James for 3 , chaired by any zombie in any flying device
Sawyer - motion to create the dead heir committee - heir is dead, now has succession crisis
Kushal - isn't successor voted in by KGB, how can you know they're dead
Passed by abstention - auctioned to sawyer for 2 - chaired by any heir that happens to die
Woody -motion to create the dead hair comm - to find any of the hair that died
Sawyer - would this include frayed ends -> yes
Keerthana - what about dead hair from a live hair, or alive hair from a dead heir?
Passed by MENACING - Auctioned to Kushal for 4 - chaired by saitama
James - motion to create the dead hare commitee - to mourn all of the rabbit's we've lost over the years
Tim - RIP marco, was good bun
Tim - RIP fork, you were also good bun
Passed by abstention maybe - Auctioned to Tim for 1 - chaired by Marco and Fork
Sam - motion to make the dead lair comm - Purpose: to store the heirs, hairs, and hares + airs
Tim - what about the airs? - Sam says it can be appended
Keerthana - motion to amend purpose to
PASSED by a single vote - sold to liam for $, chaired by anyone who is a member of but not a chair of the previously passed comms
Liam - motion to ban mathematics
Dez ruled dilatory maybe, Liam may pursue to a higher power
Oliver - Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to declare another member of the meeting “sus” calls an immediate vote on if said person is the impostor or not. The vote will be decided by a complex majority vote. If it passes and the person is indeed sus, they will be ejected from the meeting and the spaceship, and must report if they are the impostor or not.
Tim - motion to remove the word 'delay' and the last sentence of the motion's descriptor
Ruled friendly, been done
Tim - motion to amend the complex majority to "the vote must have more votes in favor and also greater than kushal's SSN" - ruled likely dilatory? - withdrawn
PASSED, Been changed
Kushal - motion to declare dez sus
James - saw Dez vent
Kushal - remind people that it's a complex majority
Oliver - where?
Woody - when
Sawyer - saw woody and dez go to med bay, woody died
Liam motions to kill woody, Tim motions to create the woody memorial comm
PASSED - Dez is now in corner - wasn't imposter
Tim notes absence of chair, notes chair vacant
James ascended to chair pro tiem - chairs the vote to declare chair vacant
Chair vacant - Liam nominated as chair
It was attempted to vote for a replacement, but tyrancy prevented a traditional vote, so role call voting was established
Between Liam and Nate, Nate won by a single vote
A freshman has now taken the chair, oh god
Prospect - mtn to create the dead chair comm - purpose is to predict via mathematics when the death of the next chair will be
James - is a good idea
Sam - is a good idea
Oliver- motion to kill dez irl - ruled Nateatory
Kushal - nate wow u didn't study pravda?
Liam - motion to suspend the rules and declare the chair vacant
Tim - calls to question
PASSED - Auctioned to Oliver for $3 - chaired by all the dead chairs who insist on being undead

=REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Sawyer - we are KGB, we do things
James - This week is Kontent! make memes! we'll vote on the best ones and put them on the fridge
Oliver - Treasurer pro tiem - Dues are $20 a year, $15 a semester, don't need to pay them to attend meetings, but must pay them for certain votes (specifically exec, and being elected) - can pay for stuff we do! Don't pay them yet becaue SLICE isn't on top of it yet

=SCHMUCKS=

Kushal - I want to apologize to nate for making him the top of the organization for a little bit
James - comfy shield
Woody - create the out of order com - ruled no (Out of Order)
Sawyer - purple purple seafoam green
Liam - motion to GTFO

=MEETING ADJOURNED=

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'''Dez Reed'''

==Officer Dossiers==
===President, 2020-2021===
Dez continues his reign as tyrant, by giving us the illusion of democracy in meetings he controls. He has crushed down the KGB government in exile and leads the rest of exec against any other rebels.

Weapon of Choice: [[Squeaky Gavel]]

===President, 2019-2020===
Dez previously acted as our 1VP, creating the bridge between the org and the outside world. Now that he has captured his desired targets, he has transitioned to President to oversee their little games during meetings and events. He is highly identifiable, highly competent, and highly knowledgeable about various obscure topics.

===1VP, 2018-2019===
Top Stat: Poof

Dez has a backpack full of math books and all the right opinions. You can find Dez easily, thanks to his high level of identifiability.

===RecSec, 2017-2018===
Dez loves three things: Table Top RPGs, art, and literally anything philosophy that isn't unrigorous and false. At every KGB meeting we all get together to make him write down every insipid detail of our undisciplined epistemological debates, which he dutifully deletes from the minutes, like Newton’s razor sheering down the unruly beard of sentimentality-formed moralism. Nobody gives a smoother shave.

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These are the official (but not the canonical) bylaws of the KGB organization. They are very important.

=ARTICLE I. NAME AND OBJECTIVES=

==Section 1. Name==
The name of the organization shall be [[KGB]].

==Section 2. Objectives==
The objectives of the organization shall be:
* to promote a spirit of fellowship among its [[members]].
* to take an active and positive role in campus life.

==Section 3. No Profit==
The organization shall not be conducted or operated for profit and no part of any profits or remainder or residue from dues, donations, or other sources of income to the organization shall inure to the personal benefit of any member or individual.

=ARTICLE II. DEFINITIONS=

==Section 1. Standing Definitions==
The terms defined as follows shall be considered standing definitions:

===a. Majority===
A majority shall be defined as a number greater then one-half (1/2), or fifty percent (50%), of the total.

===b. Organization Quorum===
A quorum of the organization is required in order to hold meetings as set forth in Article IV, Sections 1 and 2, and shall be either a majority of the voting members or seventy-five percent (75%) of the active members.

===c. Board Quorum===
A quorum of the Board is required in order to hold meetings set forth in Article IV, Sections 3, 4, and 5, shall be a majority of the Board members.

===d. Written Petitions===
All written petitions shall bear the signatures of either ten (10) members, or twenty percent (20%) of the voting membership, whichever is greater.

===e. Member in Good Standing===
A [[members|member]] is in good standing whose [[dues]] are current and whose other monetary obligations to the organization are fulfilled
# within sixty (60) days of the obligation's creation, or
# by the Annual Meeting (as defined in Art. VI, Sec. 2)
whichever comes first unless such obligations are created within seven (7) days prior to the Annual Meeting, in which case clause 2 shall not apply.

===f. Voting Member===
A voting [[members|member]] is a member in good standing who has attended at least one (1) previous meeting during their current term of membership.

===g. Mailing===
A mailing may be by physical or electronic means. Such mail must be individually addressed to each recipient, and may not only be to a single central bulletin board or other medium.

===h. Active Member===
An active [[members|member]] shall be a voting member who has attended at least one of the three (3) previous regular organization meetings as set forth in Article IV, Section 1 of these bylaws.

===i. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]===
The annual meeting is the meeting at which the officers shall be elected for the ensuing year, and at which other significant business is conducted in accordance with these bylaws, and is described in Article VI, Section 2 of these bylaws.

===j. Random Process===
A random process shall be any method of choice which assigns an equal probability of selection to each option.

===k. [[Duck]]===
Anything that looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.

===l. Zombie Dollar===
One zombie dollar is the equivalent of the fee assessed members with a body temperature equal to or less than fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit, as defined in Article III, Section 2 of these bylaws.

===m. Term of Membership===
A member's term of membership is the length of time covered by their most recent payment of dues, or the period dating back to when they most recently became a member of KGB, whichever is shorter.

==Section 2. Provisional Definitions==
All terms not previously defined as standing Definitions shall be defined according to the current edition of MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY.

=ARTICLE III. MEMBERSHIP=

==Section 1. [[Members|Membership]]==
Each individual voting member shall have one (1) vote. Each member shall receive one (1) copy of any notices, publications or other distributed documents of the organization.

==Section 2. Becoming a Member==
Any person whose dues have been paid to the Treasurer and whose body temperature is above fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit shall be considered a member. However, the second requirement can be waived for the fee of six (6) dollars.

==Section 3. [[Dues]]==
Membership dues for the next year shall be suggested annually by the [[Executive Board]] in March, and approved or changed by the voting membership at the April meeting. Dues shall be payable on or before the thirtieth day of September each year.

==Section 4. Termination==
Memberships may be terminated voluntarily:
===a. Resignation===
Any member may resign from the [[KGB|organization]] upon written notice to the [[Recording Secretary]].

===b. Lapsed Memberships===
A membership will be considered as lapsed and automatically terminated if such member's [[dues]] remain unpaid thirty (30) days after the deadline for payment of dues. However, the [[Executive Board]] may grant an additional thirty (30) days grace period to such delinquent [[members]] in exceptional cases. In no case may a person be entitled to vote at any
[[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] whose dues are unpaid as of the date of that meeting, or who are sixty (60) days in arrears of other monetary obligations to the organization.

==Section 5. Refund of [[Dues]]==
Membership [[dues]] will not be refunded either wholly or in part for any reason save extreme circumstances as determined by the membership.

==Section 6. Benefits of Membership==
All [[members]] in good standing shall receive all benefits of membership except as stipulated in the bylaws.

=ARTICLE IV. [[Meetings|MEETINGS]] AND VOTING=

==Section 1. Regular Organization [[Meetings]]==
Regular [[meetings]] of the organization shall be held as directed by the Executive Board. Written notice of such meetings shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the Corresponding Secretary through the official organization newsletter or by other mailing, as well as upon any change in the announced time.

==Section 2. Special Organization Meetings==
Special [[meetings]] of the organization may be called by the [[President]], or by a majority vote of the members of the [[Executive Board]] who are present and voting at any regular or special meeting of the Board, or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon receipt of a written petition. Written notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] at least three (3) and not more than fifteen (15) days prior to the date of the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose(s) of the meeting, and no other organization business may be transacted thereat.

==Section 3. Regular [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Regular [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] shall be held as directed by the Board, with a minimum of two (2) such meetings per semester. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] and upon any change in the announced time. Such [[meetings]] shall be closed to non-members of the organization unless the individual(s) should be specifically invited by the [[Executive Board|Board]], in which case the cause for the non-member presence shall be the first order of business, and after which the non-member may be asked to leave the meeting.

==Section 4. Special [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Special [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] may be called by the [[President]], or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon the receipt of a written petition signed by at least three (3) members of the [[Executive Board|Board]]. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the membership at least five (5) days prior to the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose of the meeting and no other business may be transacted thereat. In addition, all restrictions in Section 3 of this article shall apply to special meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]].

==Section 5. Emergency [[Executive Board|Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Emergency meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]] may be called by the [[President]] or [[1st VP|First Vice-President]] and may be held by phone. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the officers at least one (1) day prior to the meeting. Any majority decision reached will be entered into the minutes of the next regular [[Exec|Board]] meeting.

==Section 6. Voting==
Each voting [[members|member]] shall be entitled to one (1) vote at any regular meeting of the [[KGB|organization]] at which the member is present. Absentee voting will be permitted only for elections. Absentee ballots must be submitted to all the election proctors at
least twelve (12) hours in advance of the commencement of the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], unless the proctors decide to accept absentee ballots after this deadline. Absentee ballots may be submitted by electronic mail, in person, or by any other method the proctors deem acceptable.

=ARTICLE V. [[:category:Officers|OFFICERS]] AND REPRESENTATIVES=

==Section 1. [[Executive Board]]==
The [[:category:officers|officers]] of the [[KGB|organization]] shall constitute the [[Exec|Executive board]]. The power necessary for the general management of the organization's affairs shall be entrusted to the Board, except as follows.

===a. Supremacy of the Organization===
The Board shall be subject to the orders of the organization, and none of its acts shall conflict with action taken by the organization, and the organization may countermand any decision of the board by a majority vote, thus opening up the question for consideration by the organization.

===b. Distribution of Funds===
The Board shall not distribute the organization's funds except as directed by the organization.

==Section 2. [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==
The organization officers, consisting of the following, shall serve in their respective capacities both with regard to the organization and its meetings and the [[Exec|Board]] and its [[meetings]].

===a. [[President]]===
The President shall preside at all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]], and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of President in addition to those provided for in these bylaws.

===b. [[1st VP|First Vice-President]]===
The First Vice-President shall be in charge of fellowship and shall actively recruit new [[members]].

===c. [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]]===
The Second Vice-President shall be in charge of organizing fellowship activities.

===d. [[Corresponding Secretary]]===
The Corresponding Secretary shall have charge of all correspondence pertinent to the [[KGB|organization]] other than the correspondence reserved for the [[Recording Secretary]] and [[Treasurer]]. The Corresponding Secretary shall be the Editor of the organization [[Pravda?|Newsletter]].

===e. [[Recording Secretary]]===
The Recording Secretary shall keep a record of all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]] and of all matters of which a record shall be ordered by the organization. The Recording Secretary shall keep a roll of the [[members]] of the organization with applicable information, including attendance at meetings of the general body; furthermore, the Recording Secretary shall carry out such other duties as are prescribed in these bylaws, and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of Secretary, except for those duties and powers assigned to another officer by these bylaws. In the absence of the Recording Secretary, the duties and powers thereof shall be executed by the Corresponding Secretary, or in the absence thereof, the most senior officer present not presiding over the meeting.

===f. [[Treasurer]]===
The Treasurer shall collect and receive all [[Treasury|moneys]] due or belonging to the organization, and shall deposit the same in a bank satisfactory to the [[Exec|Board]], in the name of the [[KGB|organization]]. The Treasurer's books shall be open at all times to the inspection of the Board, and the Treasurer shall report to the Board and the general [[members|membership]] at every meeting the condition of the organization's finances. At the [[annual meeting]], the Treasurer shall render an account of all moneys received and expended during the previous fiscal year. During the month of September the Treasurer shall mail to each member a statement of [[dues]] for the ensuing year. The Treasurer shall disperse funds as directed by the Executive Board. The Treasurer shall also be responsible for filing all financial forms applicable to the organization. In the absence of the Treasurer, the [[Recording Secretary]] shall record allocations made or debts incurred by or to the organization; however, the Recording Secretary shall not disburse or collect moneys, unless authorized so to do by the Board.

===g. [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]]===
The Sergeant at Arms shall assist in preserving order as the chair may direct, and other duties as set forth in the standing rules of order.

==Section 3. [[:category:officers|Officer]] Requirements==
All Officers of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be voting [[members]] who are [[Activities fee|Activities Fee]]-paying students.

==Section 4. Vacancies==
Any vacancy of an [[:category:Officers|officer]] position occurring on the [[Exec|Board]] during the year shall be filled for the unexpired term of office by a majority vote of all the remaining members of the Board by the second regular [[meetings|meeting]] of the board following the creation of such vacancy.

==Section 5. Recall of [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==
Any officer may be recalled for misconduct or dereliction of duty. A written petition, stating the reason(s) for recall, shall be filed with the [[Exec|Board]]. Written notice of such a petition shall be mailed to the membership. At the next regular [[meetings|meeting]] at least six (6) days after the mailing, a hearing on the matter will be held and a two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the recall.

==Section 6. Seniority==
Seniority of offices is: [[President]], [[1st VP|First Vice-President]], [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]], [[Corresponding Secretary]],
[[Recording Secretary]], [[Treasurer]], and [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]].

=ARTICLE VI. MUSICAL INTERLUDE=

=ARTICLE VII. [[KGB|ORGANIZATION]] YEAR, [[Annual meeting|ANNUAL MEETING]], [[Elections|ELECTIONS]]=

==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] Year==
The organization's fiscal year shall begin on the first day of September and end on the thirty-first day of August. The organization's official year shall begin immediately at the conclusion of the [[elections|election]] at the [[annual meeting]] and shall continue
through the election at the next annual meeting.

==Section 2. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]==
No later than the last meeting in the month of December the [[Exec|board]] shall set the date for the Annual Meeting. The annual meeting shall be held in the month of April of each year. At the Annual Meeting the Officers for the ensuing year shall be elected by
secret, written ballot from among those nominated in accordance with Section 4 of this article. They shall take office immediately upon the conclusion of the election and each retiring [[:category:Officers|officer]] shall relinquish all properties and records relating to that office within fifteen (15) days after the [[elections|election]].

==Section 3. [[Elections]]==
The color of elections shall be [[purple]].

===a. Proctors===
For the duration of the [[elections]] at the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a set of at least three proctors shall preside and keep order at the meeting. Ballots shall be counted by at least two proctors. Proctors shall be ineligible to run in that year's elections. Proctors shall be voting members of the organization except as discussed in section VI.3.b.

===b. Normal Proctor Selection===
At least two weeks prior to the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a slate of at least three consenting [[members]] shall be nominated as proctors at a meeting of the [[Exec|Board]]. A member shall not be nominated if any member of the Board objects. At any meeting of the general body thereafter prior to the Annual Meeting, the slate may be modified or approved by a two-thirds (2/3) vote. At any such time, if it has not yet approved a slate of proctors, the organization may elect to request proctors from an external source with a two-thirds (2/3) vote.

===c. Emergency Proctor Selection===
If, at the Annual Meeting, less than three approved proctors are in attendance, the [[members|general body]] shall again have the opportunity to modify and approve the slate of proctors. If no proctors have yet been approved, after at least two failed votes to approve the current slate of proctors the chair may declare an impasse. In such an impasse, five present members not presently nominated for office shall be selected as proctors by random process; or, if five such members cannot be found, five members from the total attendance shall be so selected, but shall remain eligible for election.

===d. [[Elections|Election]] Procedure===
The election of each officer shall be concluded before the election of the next begins, and these elections shall be held in order of the chain of command. Write-in ballots or other invalid ballots shall be considered as abstentions. The system by which we will vote is “Instant-runoff voting” as detailed below:

1) Each general body member present at elections (or voting absentee) will receive a ballot with the names of all candidates running for a given officer position listed.

2) Members will rank candidates for each position. They may rank as many or as few candidates as they would like until they have no confidence in a candidate.

3) Positions will be decided by counting votes and eliminating the candidate with the fewest number of votes, until a single candidate remains. That candidate is the winner of that position.

4) In the event of a tie between the candidates receiving the fewest number of votes, the proctors will eliminate one candidate by random process.

5) Each time a candidate is eliminated as the result of 3) and/or 4), the votes for that candidate will be redistributed according to the next candidate ranked on each ballot, until no further candidates are ranked, at which point the ballot will be considered an abstention.

6) Officers elected to a position will be removed from the running for the following positions up for election.

The winner shall be announced by the election proctors. At least three of the election proctors shall sign a document in triplicate containing the names of the new executive board. Vote totals shall not be announced. The ballots shall be destroyed upon completion of the elections.

===e. Election Quorum===
Election of officers may proceed in the absence of quorum if the presence at the meeting of every absentee voter would be sufficient to reach quorum.

==Section 4. Nominations==
No person may be a candidate in an [[KGB|organization]] [[elections|election]] who has not been nominated or who is not a voting organization [[members|member]] in good standing. During the last quarter of the official year the Executive Board shall select a [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]] consisting of four (4) members willing to so serve, not more than one (1) of whom shall be a member of the [[Exec|Board]]. The [[Recording Secretary]] shall immediately notify the committee members of their selection. The Board shall name a Chairperson for the committee and it shall be this person's duty to call a committee meeting which shall be held on or before March 1. Once the first meeting has been held, the membership of this committee cannot be altered by the board. No person who has served on the Nominating Committee will be eligible to run in that year's elections.

===a. Duties of the Nominating Committee===
The committee shall encourage as many able members to nominate themselves for offices as possible. If any office has no nominations for candidates, or the nominations for an office are such that all candidates could be elected to a position earlier in the chain of command, one (1) week before nominations are closed, Nominating Committee shall nominate one (1) person to that position, such that at least one person who is nominated for the office cannot be elected to a position earlier in the chain of command, and after securing the consent of each person so nominated, shall on or before the fourth day before nominations are closed report their nominations to both the [[RecSec|Recording]] and [[CorSec|Corresponding]] Secretaries in writing. Nominating Committee is to do everything in its power to maintain the appearance of neutrality.

===b. Membership Notification of the Report of the Nominating Committee===
Upon receipt of the [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]]'s report, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall on or before the third day before nominations are closed notify each member in writing of the candidates so nominated.

===c. Ad hoc Nominations===
Additional nominations may be made at any meeting after the report of the nominating committee and before the [[annual meeting]] by any member in attendance provided that the person so nominated does not decline when his or her name is proposed, and provided further that if the proposed candidate is not in attendance at this meeting, the proposer shall present to the Recording Secretary a written statement of the candidate's willingness to be so nominated. A voting member may be nominated and run for more than one (1) office, but shall only be allowed to hold one (1) office.

===d. Membership Notification of the Final List of Nominees===
Upon finalization of the nominations and at least three days before the annual meeting, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall notify each member in writing of the list of candidates.

===e. Exclusion of Other Nominations===
Nominations cannot be made at the [[annual meeting]] or in any manner other than as provided for in this section.

=ARTICLE VIII - [[Committees|COMMITTEES]]=

==Section 1. Ordinary [[Committees]]==
The Board may each year appoint standing ordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Special ordinary committees may also be appointed by the Board to aid it on particular projects. Such committees shall always be subject to the final authority of the Board.

==Section 2. Revision of Ordinary [[Committees]]==
Any ordinary committee appointment may be terminated by the Board upon written notice to the appointee, and the Board may appoint successors to those persons whose services have been terminated.

==Section 3. Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The organization may appoint extraordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Each such committee has an owner, who must be a member in good standing of the organization. The owner appoints and replaces the chair of the committee as deemed
appropriate.

==Section 4. Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The owner of an extraordinary committee is determined by auction, the proceeds of which are payable to the organization. In the event of a vacancy in ownership of an extraordinary committee, the organization may fill the vacancy by auction.

==Section 5. Voluntary Transfer of Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The owner of an extraordinary committee may transfer the ownership of the committee to another member in good standing by notifying the Recording Secretary.

==Section 6. Records of [[Committees]]==
The [[Recording Secretary]] shall maintain a record of the membership of all ordinary committees and of the ownership of all
extraordinary committees.

=ARTICLE IX. REPRIMAND, PROBATION, SUSPENSION, AND EXPULSION=

==Section 1. Submitting a Complaint==
Any person affiliated with the organization
can be held accountable for any conduct deemed inappropriate or harmful to the
organization, its purposes, objectives, or affiliated people. Any person
affiliated with the organization may, at any time, issue a complaint against
any other person affiliated with the organization by contacting any member of
the Executive Board in any way, including but not limited to verbal or written
communication. The Executive Board may also issue a complaint about any person
affiliated with the organization.

# Complaints may be about actions or events that occurred in any context. This includes, but is not limited to, interactions online, in person, and at organization events.

==Section 2. Involvement of Officers==
If a complaint is issued against an
officer, that officer must withdraw themself from all Executive Board activity
related to that complaint. Any officer may also choose to withdraw themself
from such activity at any moment and for any other reason.

# If quorum of the Board cannot be obtained with the remaining officers the complaint and the process fall under Section 7.
# For the remainder of this article the Executive Board and officers refer to those who have not withdrawn themselves, except in deciding quorum of the Board.

==Section 3. Starting the Procedure==
Within one (1) week after a complaint has
been issued, the Executive Board must do the following:

# The Board must offer to hold separate discussions with the accused party and the accuser in order to determine the severity of the situation. Either party may refuse this meeting.
## All meetings with any involved parties must take place with at least two (2) officers, one of whom must be the President or most senior officer not withdrawn as defined in Section 2.b. Each party may request to include a specific member of the Board at the meeting. Each person may also have a third party present at the meeting, subject to advance approval of the Board.
## Any meeting held with an accused party may be held in the presence of a representative of the Student Activities team within the Office of Student Leadership, Involvement and Civic Engagement (hereafter, “Student Activities”), at the discretion of the Executive Board.
# If the Executive Board believes that the complaint may require disciplinary action beyond a Reprimand (i.e., Probation, Suspension, or Expulsion), they must inform a representative from Student Activities of the situation. The Executive Board does not need to receive a response before issuing the disciplinary action.

The Executive Board may then choose to take one of the disciplinary actions
defined in Section 4.

==Section 4. Disciplinary Actions==
In response to a complaint, the Executive
Board may issue any of the following disciplinary actions against the accused
party. The Executive Board must approve such an action by majority vote, unless
specified otherwise. If disciplinary action is approved, the Board must send
written notice of such action to the accused party within 24 hours of the vote.

===a. Reprimand===
The Board may issue a reprimand to the accused party for
minor offenses. The reprimand will take the form of a written notice and a
verbal warning including, but not limited to, a warning of future
consequences should the accused party continue their behavior. The verbal
warning will be given during a meeting between the accused party and at
least one member of the Executive Board.

===b. Probation===
For moderate offenses that have the potential to escalate,
the Board may place the accused party on probation. The accused party may
still participate in the activities of the organization, but must adhere to
the conditions of a written agreement. The agreement:

# Will be written by the Executive Board in discussion with a representative from Student Activities, with input from the accused party.
# Will include a set of conditions (e.g., restricted actions and corresponding consequences) that the accused must adhere to.
# May restrict the accused party from attending some, but not all, organization activities.
# Will include the following information:
## If the Board determines that the conditions of the agreement are broken in any way, the Executive Board may immediately escalate the disciplinary action to Suspension or Expulsion.
## The Executive Board may end a Probation at any time at their discretion.
# Will be signed by the President and the accused party.

===c. Suspension===
For offenses of a more serious nature, the Board may forbid
the accused party from attending all organization activities, and, if
applicable, suspend the accused party’s membership privileges.

# Upon receiving a complaint, the Executive Board may issue a Temporary Suspension, which is a full ban from all organization activities, for up to one (1) week. The Executive Board does not have to meet the requirements in Section 3 to enact a Temporary Suspension. Temporary Suspensions may be enacted once per complaint and cannot be extended.
# Upon issuing a Suspension, the Board:
## Must specify its duration. If the Suspension extends beyond the next Annual Meeting, each new Executive Board must, during its first meeting, decide by majority vote to uphold or end the Suspension.
## May set objectives for the suspended party during the term of their Suspension. The Executive Board will define these objectives in discussion with the accused party and a representative from Student Activities. Completion of these objectives will end the suspension as specified in Section 4.c.3.
## Must provide written notice to the suspended party of the duration of the suspension, any objectives set for the suspension, and the procedures given in Sections 4.c.3, 4.c.4, and 4.c.5.
# The Executive Board may end a Suspension at any time by majority vote. If the Board determines that the suspended party has accomplished the objectives set forward in Section 4.c.2.B, the Board must immediately end the Suspension.
# A party whose Suspension has ended will be placed on probation. The Executive Board must meet to define the terms of the probation, as defined in Section 4.b.
# If a Suspension is violated, the Executive Board may modify the Suspension or immediately move to expel the suspended party.

===d. Expulsion===
For heinous offenses, the Board may move to expel the accused
party from the organization. To issue an expulsion:

# The Board must hold a meeting with a representative of Student Activities to discuss the motion to expel. All non-withdrawn officers must attend, and a written statement that the meeting was held must be signed by all present, including the representative of Student Activities.
# After this meeting is held, any non-withdrawn officers may recuse themselves from voting on the motion. If quorum of the Board cannot be btained with the remaining officers, the motion cannot proceed.
# The Board will then vote on the motion to expel. No officer may abstain. If there are two (2) or more “no” votes, the motion fails. Otherwise, it passes and the expulsion goes into effect.

The Executive Board must immediately provide written notice of the expulsion to the expelled party. Once the Board has informed the expelled party, it must not discuss the expulsion with the general body until twenty-four (24) hours have passed. Within one (1) week of the expulsion, the Board must send a mailing to the body stating that an expulsion has occurred. The Board must disclose the identity of the expelled party to any member who asks, but may choose not to announce it to the general body. The Board must present the written confirmation from Student Activities to any member, or to the expelled party, upon request.

==Section 5. Appeals of Probation or Suspension==
Any party against whom the
Executive Board has issued a Probation or Suspension may appeal the decision of
the Board within thirty (30) days of the Board issuing the disciplinary action.
The affected party must present their appeal to the Executive Board in writing.
Between 7 and 10 days after receiving the appeal, the Board must begin the
appeals process, as defined in Section 5.b or Section 5.c.

# With their appeal, the affected party must request either for the appeal to be mediated by Student Activities or voted on by the general body. The accuser, or any person who has been adversely affected by actions related to the complaint, may also make such a request. If not all such requests are in agreement, the appeal will be mediated by Student Activities.
# If the appeal is to be mediated by Student Activities, the affected party will meet, as defined in Section 3.a, with a representative from Student Activities and two (2) officers, to resolve the appeal.
# If the appeal is to be voted on by the general body, the Recording Secretary will mail notice of the appeal to the membership. The Board will then present the matter to the voting membership at the first Regular Meeting at least six (6) days after the mailing. An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the actions of the Board.
# Any given decision of the Board can only be appealed once.

==Section 6. Reinstatement after Expulsion==
Any person who has been expelled may
apply to have their expulsion be repealed.

# This application must be sent in writing to the Board. Within one week, the Board. Within one week, the Board will vote to approve the application. The application can only be approved by a unanimous vote. If the Board approves the application, the Recording Secretary will mail notice of the application to the membership within twenty-four (24) hours of the Board’s decision. If the Board rejects the application, they will send written notice of this decision to the applicant within twenty-four (24) hours.
# The Board will then present the matter to the voting membership at the first Regular Meeting at least six (6) days after the mailing.
# If the expelled party so desires, they may submit a written defense which a representative of the Executive Board will read to the general body during the discussion prior to the vote. This defense is not required for the vote to commence.
# An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to repeal the expulsion.

==Section 7. Extenuating Circumstances==
If the procedures in this Article are not
appropriate or have ceased to be sufficient for a given complaint, the
Executive Board will meet with a representative from Student Activities to
develop a process which is in line with the values and intentions of the
organization and these bylaws.

=ARTICLE X. PARLIAMENTARY AUTHORITY=

The rules contained in the current edition of [[Robert's Rules of Order|ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER NEWLY REVISED]] shall govern the [[KGB|organization]] in all cases to which they are applicable and in which they are not inconsistent with these [[Bylaws]] and any special rules of order the [[KGB|organization]] may adopt.

=ARTICLE XI. AMENDMENTS=

==Section 1. Proposal of Amendments==
Amendments to these [[bylaws]] may be proposed by the [[Executive Board]] or by written petition addressed to the [[Recording Secretary]]. Amendments proposed by such petition shall be promptly considered by the [[Exec|Board]] and must be submitted to the [[members]] with the recommendations of the [[Exec|Board]] by the [[Recording Secretary]] for a [[voting|vote]] within thirty (30) days of the date when the petition was received by the [[Recording Secretary]].

==Section 2. Approval of Amendments==
These bylaws may be amended by a two-thirds (2/3) [[voting|vote]] at any regular or special [[meetings|meeting]] called for the purpose, provided the proposed amendments have been included in the notice of the meeting and mailed to each [[members|member]] at least six (6) days prior to the date of the meeting.

=ARTICLE XII. DONATIONS=

The [[KGB|organization]] may accept donations in the form of money, equipment or other property to be used for the exclusive benefit of the [[members|membership]], provided however, that all contributions and donations to the organization shall be subject to approval by the [[Exec|Board]].

=ARTICLE XIII. DISSOLUTION=

The organization may be dissolved at any time by the written consent of not less than two-thirds (2/3) of the [[voting]] [[members]] in good standing. In the event of the dissolution of the [[KGB|organization]], whether voluntary or involuntary or by operation of law, none of the property of the organization nor any proceeds thereof nor any assets of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be distributed to any [[members]] of the [[KGB|organization]]. After payment of the debts of the [[KGB|organization]], its property and assets shall be given to a similar organization or sold and the money donated to a charitable organization selected by the [[Executive Board]].

=ARTICLE XIV. SUGGESTED ORDER OF BUSINESS=

==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] [[meetings]]==
At [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]], the order of business, so far as the character and nature of the meeting may permit, shall be as follows:

# Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[Exec|Board]] meetings held in the interim
# Reports of [[officers]]
# Reports of [[committees]]
# [[Old business]]
# New business
# [[Elections]] (at [[annual meeting]])
# Actual Real Relevant Announcements Pertaining to the Business of KGB as an Organization.
# [[Schmucks|Open floor]]

==Section 2. [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings]]==
At [[meetings]] of the [[Exec|Board]], the order of business, unless otherwise directed by majority [[voting|vote]] of those present, shall be as follows:

# Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings]] held in the interim
# Reports of [[officers]]
# Reports of [[committees]]
# [[Old business]]
# New business

Bylaws

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=ARTICLE I. NAME AND OBJECTIVES=

==Section 1. Name==
The name of the organization shall be [[KGB]].

==Section 2. Objectives==
The objectives of the organization shall be:
* to promote a spirit of fellowship among its [[members]].
* to take an active and positive role in campus life.

==Section 3. No Profit==
The organization shall not be conducted or operated for profit and no part of any profits or remainder or residue from dues, donations, or other sources of income to the organization shall inure to the personal benefit of any member or individual.

=ARTICLE II. DEFINITIONS=

==Section 1. Standing Definitions==
The terms defined as follows shall be considered standing definitions:

===a. Majority===
A majority shall be defined as a number greater then one-half (1/2), or fifty percent (50%), of the total.

===b. Organization Quorum===
A quorum of the organization is required in order to hold meetings as set forth in Article IV, Sections 1 and 2, and shall be either a majority of the voting members or seventy-five percent (75%) of the active members.

===c. Board Quorum===
A quorum of the Board is required in order to hold meetings set forth in Article IV, Sections 3, 4, and 5, shall be a majority of the Board members.

===d. Written Petitions===
All written petitions shall bear the signatures of either ten (10) members, or twenty percent (20%) of the voting membership, whichever is greater.

===e. Member in Good Standing===
A [[members|member]] is in good standing whose [[dues]] are current and whose other monetary obligations to the organization are fulfilled
# within sixty (60) days of the obligation's creation, or
# by the Annual Meeting (as defined in Art. VI, Sec. 2)
whichever comes first unless such obligations are created within seven (7) days prior to the Annual Meeting, in which case clause 2 shall not apply.

===f. Voting Member===
A voting [[members|member]] is a member in good standing who has attended at least one (1) previous meeting during their current term of membership.

===g. Mailing===
A mailing may be by physical or electronic means. Such mail must be individually addressed to each recipient, and may not only be to a single central bulletin board or other medium.

===h. Active Member===
An active [[members|member]] shall be a voting member who has attended at least one of the three (3) previous regular organization meetings as set forth in Article IV, Section 1 of these bylaws.

===i. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]===
The annual meeting is the meeting at which the officers shall be elected for the ensuing year, and at which other significant business is conducted in accordance with these bylaws, and is described in Article VI, Section 2 of these bylaws.

===j. Random Process===
A random process shall be any method of choice which assigns an equal probability of selection to each option.

===k. [[Duck]]===
Anything that looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.

===l. Zombie Dollar===
One zombie dollar is the equivalent of the fee assessed members with a body temperature equal to or less than fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit, as defined in Article III, Section 2 of these bylaws.

===m. Term of Membership===
A member's term of membership is the length of time covered by their most recent payment of dues, or the period dating back to when they most recently became a member of KGB, whichever is shorter.

==Section 2. Provisional Definitions==
All terms not previously defined as standing Definitions shall be defined according to the current edition of MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY.

=ARTICLE III. MEMBERSHIP=

==Section 1. [[Members|Membership]]==
Each individual voting member shall have one (1) vote. Each member shall receive one (1) copy of any notices, publications or other distributed documents of the organization.

==Section 2. Becoming a Member==
Any person whose dues have been paid to the Treasurer and whose body temperature is above fifty (50) degrees Fahrenheit shall be considered a member. However, the second requirement can be waived for the fee of six (6) dollars.

==Section 3. [[Dues]]==
Membership dues for the next year shall be suggested annually by the [[Executive Board]] in March, and approved or changed by the voting membership at the April meeting. Dues shall be payable on or before the thirtieth day of September each year.

==Section 4. Termination==
Memberships may be terminated voluntarily:
===a. Resignation===
Any member may resign from the [[KGB|organization]] upon written notice to the [[Recording Secretary]].

===b. Lapsed Memberships===
A membership will be considered as lapsed and automatically terminated if such member's [[dues]] remain unpaid thirty (30) days after the deadline for payment of dues. However, the [[Executive Board]] may grant an additional thirty (30) days grace period to such delinquent [[members]] in exceptional cases. In no case may a person be entitled to vote at any
[[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] whose dues are unpaid as of the date of that meeting, or who are sixty (60) days in arrears of other monetary obligations to the organization.

==Section 5. Refund of [[Dues]]==
Membership [[dues]] will not be refunded either wholly or in part for any reason save extreme circumstances as determined by the membership.

==Section 6. Benefits of Membership==
All [[members]] in good standing shall receive all benefits of membership except as stipulated in the bylaws.

=ARTICLE IV. [[Meetings|MEETINGS]] AND VOTING=

==Section 1. Regular Organization [[Meetings]]==
Regular [[meetings]] of the organization shall be held as directed by the Executive Board. Written notice of such meetings shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the Corresponding Secretary through the official organization newsletter or by other mailing, as well as upon any change in the announced time.

==Section 2. Special Organization Meetings==
Special [[meetings]] of the organization may be called by the [[President]], or by a majority vote of the members of the [[Executive Board]] who are present and voting at any regular or special meeting of the Board, or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon receipt of a written petition. Written notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] at least three (3) and not more than fifteen (15) days prior to the date of the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose(s) of the meeting, and no other organization business may be transacted thereat.

==Section 3. Regular [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Regular [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] shall be held as directed by the Board, with a minimum of two (2) such meetings per semester. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be mailed to the membership at least six (6) days prior to the date of the first such meeting of each semester by the [[Corresponding Secretary]] and upon any change in the announced time. Such [[meetings]] shall be closed to non-members of the organization unless the individual(s) should be specifically invited by the [[Executive Board|Board]], in which case the cause for the non-member presence shall be the first order of business, and after which the non-member may be asked to leave the meeting.

==Section 4. Special [[Executive Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Special [[meetings]] of the [[Executive Board]] may be called by the [[President]], or by the [[Recording Secretary]] upon the receipt of a written petition signed by at least three (3) members of the [[Executive Board|Board]]. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the membership at least five (5) days prior to the meeting. Such notice shall state the purpose of the meeting and no other business may be transacted thereat. In addition, all restrictions in Section 3 of this article shall apply to special meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]].

==Section 5. Emergency [[Executive Board|Board]] [[Meetings]]==
Emergency meetings of the [[Executive Board|Board]] may be called by the [[President]] or [[1st VP|First Vice-President]] and may be held by phone. Notice of such [[meetings]] shall be given to the officers at least one (1) day prior to the meeting. Any majority decision reached will be entered into the minutes of the next regular [[Exec|Board]] meeting.

==Section 6. Voting==
Each voting [[members|member]] shall be entitled to one (1) vote at any regular meeting of the [[KGB|organization]] at which the member is present. Absentee voting will be permitted only for elections. Absentee ballots must be submitted to all the election proctors at
least twelve (12) hours in advance of the commencement of the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], unless the proctors decide to accept absentee ballots after this deadline. Absentee ballots may be submitted by electronic mail, in person, or by any other method the proctors deem acceptable.

=ARTICLE V. [[:category:Officers|OFFICERS]] AND REPRESENTATIVES=

==Section 1. [[Executive Board]]==
The [[:category:officers|officers]] of the [[KGB|organization]] shall constitute the [[Exec|Executive board]]. The power necessary for the general management of the organization's affairs shall be entrusted to the Board, except as follows.

===a. Supremacy of the Organization===
The Board shall be subject to the orders of the organization, and none of its acts shall conflict with action taken by the organization, and the organization may countermand any decision of the board by a majority vote, thus opening up the question for consideration by the organization.

===b. Distribution of Funds===
The Board shall not distribute the organization's funds except as directed by the organization.

==Section 2. [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==
The organization officers, consisting of the following, shall serve in their respective capacities both with regard to the organization and its meetings and the [[Exec|Board]] and its [[meetings]].

===a. [[President]]===
The President shall preside at all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]], and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of President in addition to those provided for in these bylaws.

===b. [[1st VP|First Vice-President]]===
The First Vice-President shall be in charge of fellowship and shall actively recruit new [[members]].

===c. [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]]===
The Second Vice-President shall be in charge of organizing fellowship activities.

===d. [[Corresponding Secretary]]===
The Corresponding Secretary shall have charge of all correspondence pertinent to the [[KGB|organization]] other than the correspondence reserved for the [[Recording Secretary]] and [[Treasurer]]. The Corresponding Secretary shall be the Editor of the organization [[Pravda?|Newsletter]].

===e. [[Recording Secretary]]===
The Recording Secretary shall keep a record of all [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]] and of the [[Exec|Board]] and of all matters of which a record shall be ordered by the organization. The Recording Secretary shall keep a roll of the [[members]] of the organization with applicable information, including attendance at meetings of the general body; furthermore, the Recording Secretary shall carry out such other duties as are prescribed in these bylaws, and shall have the duties and powers normally applicable to the office of Secretary, except for those duties and powers assigned to another officer by these bylaws. In the absence of the Recording Secretary, the duties and powers thereof shall be executed by the Corresponding Secretary, or in the absence thereof, the most senior officer present not presiding over the meeting.

===f. [[Treasurer]]===
The Treasurer shall collect and receive all [[Treasury|moneys]] due or belonging to the organization, and shall deposit the same in a bank satisfactory to the [[Exec|Board]], in the name of the [[KGB|organization]]. The Treasurer's books shall be open at all times to the inspection of the Board, and the Treasurer shall report to the Board and the general [[members|membership]] at every meeting the condition of the organization's finances. At the [[annual meeting]], the Treasurer shall render an account of all moneys received and expended during the previous fiscal year. During the month of September the Treasurer shall mail to each member a statement of [[dues]] for the ensuing year. The Treasurer shall disperse funds as directed by the Executive Board. The Treasurer shall also be responsible for filing all financial forms applicable to the organization. In the absence of the Treasurer, the [[Recording Secretary]] shall record allocations made or debts incurred by or to the organization; however, the Recording Secretary shall not disburse or collect moneys, unless authorized so to do by the Board.

===g. [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]]===
The Sergeant at Arms shall assist in preserving order as the chair may direct, and other duties as set forth in the standing rules of order.

==Section 3. [[:category:officers|Officer]] Requirements==
All Officers of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be voting [[members]] who are [[Activities fee|Activities Fee]]-paying students.

==Section 4. Vacancies==
Any vacancy of an [[:category:Officers|officer]] position occurring on the [[Exec|Board]] during the year shall be filled for the unexpired term of office by a majority vote of all the remaining members of the Board by the second regular [[meetings|meeting]] of the board following the creation of such vacancy.

==Section 5. Recall of [[:category:Officers|Officers]]==
Any officer may be recalled for misconduct or dereliction of duty. A written petition, stating the reason(s) for recall, shall be filed with the [[Exec|Board]]. Written notice of such a petition shall be mailed to the membership. At the next regular [[meetings|meeting]] at least six (6) days after the mailing, a hearing on the matter will be held and a two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the recall.

==Section 6. Seniority==
Seniority of offices is: [[President]], [[1st VP|First Vice-President]], [[2nd VP|Second Vice-President]], [[Corresponding Secretary]],
[[Recording Secretary]], [[Treasurer]], and [[Sergeant at Arms|Sergeant-at-Arms]].

=ARTICLE VI. MUSICAL INTERLUDE=

=ARTICLE VII. [[KGB|ORGANIZATION]] YEAR, [[Annual meeting|ANNUAL MEETING]], [[Elections|ELECTIONS]]=

==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] Year==
The organization's fiscal year shall begin on the first day of September and end on the thirty-first day of August. The organization's official year shall begin immediately at the conclusion of the [[elections|election]] at the [[annual meeting]] and shall continue
through the election at the next annual meeting.

==Section 2. [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]]==
No later than the last meeting in the month of December the [[Exec|board]] shall set the date for the Annual Meeting. The annual meeting shall be held in the month of April of each year. At the Annual Meeting the Officers for the ensuing year shall be elected by
secret, written ballot from among those nominated in accordance with Section 4 of this article. They shall take office immediately upon the conclusion of the election and each retiring [[:category:Officers|officer]] shall relinquish all properties and records relating to that office within fifteen (15) days after the [[elections|election]].

==Section 3. [[Elections]]==
The color of elections shall be [[purple]].

===a. Proctors===
For the duration of the [[elections]] at the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a set of at least three proctors shall preside and keep order at the meeting. Ballots shall be counted by at least two proctors. Proctors shall be ineligible to run in that year's elections. Proctors shall be voting members of the organization except as discussed in section VI.3.b.

===b. Normal Proctor Selection===
At least two weeks prior to the [[Annual meeting|Annual Meeting]], a slate of at least three consenting [[members]] shall be nominated as proctors at a meeting of the [[Exec|Board]]. A member shall not be nominated if any member of the Board objects. At any meeting of the general body thereafter prior to the Annual Meeting, the slate may be modified or approved by a two-thirds (2/3) vote. At any such time, if it has not yet approved a slate of proctors, the organization may elect to request proctors from an external source with a two-thirds (2/3) vote.

===c. Emergency Proctor Selection===
If, at the Annual Meeting, less than three approved proctors are in attendance, the [[members|general body]] shall again have the opportunity to modify and approve the slate of proctors. If no proctors have yet been approved, after at least two failed votes to approve the current slate of proctors the chair may declare an impasse. In such an impasse, five present members not presently nominated for office shall be selected as proctors by random process; or, if five such members cannot be found, five members from the total attendance shall be so selected, but shall remain eligible for election.

===d. [[Elections|Election]] Procedure===
The election of each officer shall be concluded before the election of the next begins, and these elections shall be held in order of the chain of command. Write-in ballots or other invalid ballots shall be considered as abstentions. The system by which we will vote is “Instant-runoff voting” as detailed below:

1) Each general body member present at elections (or voting absentee) will receive a ballot with the names of all candidates running for a given officer position listed.

2) Members will rank candidates for each position. They may rank as many or as few candidates as they would like until they have no confidence in a candidate.

3) Positions will be decided by counting votes and eliminating the candidate with the fewest number of votes, until a single candidate remains. That candidate is the winner of that position.

4) In the event of a tie between the candidates receiving the fewest number of votes, the proctors will eliminate one candidate by random process.

5) Each time a candidate is eliminated as the result of 3) and/or 4), the votes for that candidate will be redistributed according to the next candidate ranked on each ballot, until no further candidates are ranked, at which point the ballot will be considered an abstention.

6) Officers elected to a position will be removed from the running for the following positions up for election.

The winner shall be announced by the election proctors. At least three of the election proctors shall sign a document in triplicate containing the names of the new executive board. Vote totals shall not be announced. The ballots shall be destroyed upon completion of the elections.

===e. Election Quorum===
Election of officers may proceed in the absence of quorum if the presence at the meeting of every absentee voter would be sufficient to reach quorum.

==Section 4. Nominations==
No person may be a candidate in an [[KGB|organization]] [[elections|election]] who has not been nominated or who is not a voting organization [[members|member]] in good standing. During the last quarter of the official year the Executive Board shall select a [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]] consisting of four (4) members willing to so serve, not more than one (1) of whom shall be a member of the [[Exec|Board]]. The [[Recording Secretary]] shall immediately notify the committee members of their selection. The Board shall name a Chairperson for the committee and it shall be this person's duty to call a committee meeting which shall be held on or before March 1. Once the first meeting has been held, the membership of this committee cannot be altered by the board. No person who has served on the Nominating Committee will be eligible to run in that year's elections.

===a. Duties of the Nominating Committee===
The committee shall encourage as many able members to nominate themselves for offices as possible. If any office has no nominations for candidates, or the nominations for an office are such that all candidates could be elected to a position earlier in the chain of command, one (1) week before nominations are closed, Nominating Committee shall nominate one (1) person to that position, such that at least one person who is nominated for the office cannot be elected to a position earlier in the chain of command, and after securing the consent of each person so nominated, shall on or before the fourth day before nominations are closed report their nominations to both the [[RecSec|Recording]] and [[CorSec|Corresponding]] Secretaries in writing. Nominating Committee is to do everything in its power to maintain the appearance of neutrality.

===b. Membership Notification of the Report of the Nominating Committee===
Upon receipt of the [[NomCom|Nominating Committee]]'s report, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall on or before the third day before nominations are closed notify each member in writing of the candidates so nominated.

===c. Ad hoc Nominations===
Additional nominations may be made at any meeting after the report of the nominating committee and before the [[annual meeting]] by any member in attendance provided that the person so nominated does not decline when his or her name is proposed, and provided further that if the proposed candidate is not in attendance at this meeting, the proposer shall present to the Recording Secretary a written statement of the candidate's willingness to be so nominated. A voting member may be nominated and run for more than one (1) office, but shall only be allowed to hold one (1) office.

===d. Membership Notification of the Final List of Nominees===
Upon finalization of the nominations and at least three days before the annual meeting, the [[Corresponding Secretary]] shall notify each member in writing of the list of candidates.

===e. Exclusion of Other Nominations===
Nominations cannot be made at the [[annual meeting]] or in any manner other than as provided for in this section.

=ARTICLE VIII - [[Committees|COMMITTEES]]=

==Section 1. Ordinary [[Committees]]==
The Board may each year appoint standing ordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Special ordinary committees may also be appointed by the Board to aid it on particular projects. Such committees shall always be subject to the final authority of the Board.

==Section 2. Revision of Ordinary [[Committees]]==
Any ordinary committee appointment may be terminated by the Board upon written notice to the appointee, and the Board may appoint successors to those persons whose services have been terminated.

==Section 3. Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The organization may appoint extraordinary committees to advance the work of the organization. Each such committee has an owner, who must be a member in good standing of the organization. The owner appoints and replaces the chair of the committee as deemed
appropriate.

==Section 4. Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The owner of an extraordinary committee is determined by auction, the proceeds of which are payable to the organization. In the event of a vacancy in ownership of an extraordinary committee, the organization may fill the vacancy by auction.

==Section 5. Voluntary Transfer of Ownership of Extraordinary [[Committees]]==
The owner of an extraordinary committee may transfer the ownership of the committee to another member in good standing by notifying the Recording Secretary.

==Section 6. Records of [[Committees]]==
The [[Recording Secretary]] shall maintain a record of the membership of all ordinary committees and of the ownership of all
extraordinary committees.

=ARTICLE IX. REPRIMAND, PROBATION, SUSPENSION, AND EXPULSION=

==Section 1. Submitting a Complaint==
Any person affiliated with the organization
can be held accountable for any conduct deemed inappropriate or harmful to the
organization, its purposes, objectives, or affiliated people. Any person
affiliated with the organization may, at any time, issue a complaint against
any other person affiliated with the organization by contacting any member of
the Executive Board in any way, including but not limited to verbal or written
communication. The Executive Board may also issue a complaint about any person
affiliated with the organization.

# Complaints may be about actions or events that occurred in any context. This includes, but is not limited to, interactions online, in person, and at organization events.

==Section 2. Involvement of Officers==
If a complaint is issued against an
officer, that officer must withdraw themself from all Executive Board activity
related to that complaint. Any officer may also choose to withdraw themself
from such activity at any moment and for any other reason.

# If quorum of the Board cannot be obtained with the remaining officers the complaint and the process fall under Section 7.
# For the remainder of this article the Executive Board and officers refer to those who have not withdrawn themselves, except in deciding quorum of the Board.

==Section 3. Starting the Procedure==
Within one (1) week after a complaint has
been issued, the Executive Board must do the following:

# The Board must offer to hold separate discussions with the accused party and the accuser in order to determine the severity of the situation. Either party may refuse this meeting.
## All meetings with any involved parties must take place with at least two (2) officers, one of whom must be the President or most senior officer not withdrawn as defined in Section 2.b. Each party may request to include a specific member of the Board at the meeting. Each person may also have a third party present at the meeting, subject to advance approval of the Board.
## Any meeting held with an accused party may be held in the presence of a representative of the Student Activities team within the Office of Student Leadership, Involvement and Civic Engagement (hereafter, “Student Activities”), at the discretion of the Executive Board.
# If the Executive Board believes that the complaint may require disciplinary action beyond a Reprimand (i.e., Probation, Suspension, or Expulsion), they must inform a representative from Student Activities of the situation. The Executive Board does not need to receive a response before issuing the disciplinary action.

The Executive Board may then choose to take one of the disciplinary actions
defined in Section 4.

==Section 4. Disciplinary Actions==
In response to a complaint, the Executive
Board may issue any of the following disciplinary actions against the accused
party. The Executive Board must approve such an action by majority vote, unless
specified otherwise. If disciplinary action is approved, the Board must send
written notice of such action to the accused party within 24 hours of the vote.

===a. Reprimand===
The Board may issue a reprimand to the accused party for
minor offenses. The reprimand will take the form of a written notice and a
verbal warning including, but not limited to, a warning of future
consequences should the accused party continue their behavior. The verbal
warning will be given during a meeting between the accused party and at
least one member of the Executive Board.

===b. Probation===
For moderate offenses that have the potential to escalate,
the Board may place the accused party on probation. The accused party may
still participate in the activities of the organization, but must adhere to
the conditions of a written agreement. The agreement:

# Will be written by the Executive Board in discussion with a representative from Student Activities, with input from the accused party.
# Will include a set of conditions (e.g., restricted actions and corresponding consequences) that the accused must adhere to.
# May restrict the accused party from attending some, but not all, organization activities.
# Will include the following information:
## If the Board determines that the conditions of the agreement are broken in any way, the Executive Board may immediately escalate the disciplinary action to Suspension or Expulsion.
## The Executive Board may end a Probation at any time at their discretion.
# Will be signed by the President and the accused party.

===c. Suspension===
For offenses of a more serious nature, the Board may forbid
the accused party from attending all organization activities, and, if
applicable, suspend the accused party’s membership privileges.

# Upon receiving a complaint, the Executive Board may issue a Temporary Suspension, which is a full ban from all organization activities, for up to one (1) week. The Executive Board does not have to meet the requirements in Section 3 to enact a Temporary Suspension. Temporary Suspensions may be enacted once per complaint and cannot be extended.
# Upon issuing a Suspension, the Board:
## Must specify its duration. If the Suspension extends beyond the next Annual Meeting, each new Executive Board must, during its first meeting, decide by majority vote to uphold or end the Suspension.
## May set objectives for the suspended party during the term of their Suspension. The Executive Board will define these objectives in discussion with the accused party and a representative from Student Activities. Completion of these objectives will end the suspension as specified in Section 4.c.3.
## Must provide written notice to the suspended party of the duration of the suspension, any objectives set for the suspension, and the procedures given in Sections 4.c.3, 4.c.4, and 4.c.5.
# The Executive Board may end a Suspension at any time by majority vote. If the Board determines that the suspended party has accomplished the objectives set forward in Section 4.c.2.B, the Board must immediately end the Suspension.
# A party whose Suspension has ended will be placed on probation. The Executive Board must meet to define the terms of the probation, as defined in Section 4.b.
# If a Suspension is violated, the Executive Board may modify the Suspension or immediately move to expel the suspended party.

===d. Expulsion===
For heinous offenses, the Board may move to expel the accused
party from the organization. To issue an expulsion:

# The Board must hold a meeting with a representative of Student Activities to discuss the motion to expel. All non-withdrawn officers must attend, and a written statement that the meeting was held must be signed by all present, including the representative of Student Activities.
# After this meeting is held, any non-withdrawn officers may recuse themselves from voting on the motion. If quorum of the Board cannot be btained with the remaining officers, the motion cannot proceed.
# The Board will then vote on the motion to expel. No officer may abstain. If there are two (2) or more “no” votes, the motion fails. Otherwise, it passes and the expulsion goes into effect.

The Executive Board must immediately provide written notice of the expulsion to the expelled party. Once the Board has informed the expelled party, it must not discuss the expulsion with the general body until twenty-four (24) hours have passed. Within one (1) week of the expulsion, the Board must send a mailing to the body stating that an expulsion has occurred. The Board must disclose the identity of the expelled party to any member who asks, but may choose not to announce it to the general body. The Board must present the written confirmation from Student Activities to any member, or to the expelled party, upon request.

==Section 5. Appeals of Probation or Suspension==
Any party against whom the
Executive Board has issued a Probation or Suspension may appeal the decision of
the Board within thirty (30) days of the Board issuing the disciplinary action.
The affected party must present their appeal to the Executive Board in writing.
Between 7 and 10 days after receiving the appeal, the Board must begin the
appeals process, as defined in Section 5.b or Section 5.c.

# With their appeal, the affected party must request either for the appeal to be mediated by Student Activities or voted on by the general body. The accuser, or any person who has been adversely affected by actions related to the complaint, may also make such a request. If not all such requests are in agreement, the appeal will be mediated by Student Activities.
# If the appeal is to be mediated by Student Activities, the affected party will meet, as defined in Section 3.a, with a representative from Student Activities and two (2) officers, to resolve the appeal.
# If the appeal is to be voted on by the general body, the Recording Secretary will mail notice of the appeal to the membership. The Board will then present the matter to the voting membership at the first Regular Meeting at least six (6) days after the mailing. An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to sustain the actions of the Board.
# Any given decision of the Board can only be appealed once.

==Section 6. Reinstatement after Expulsion==
Any person who has been expelled may
apply to have their expulsion be repealed.

# This application must be sent in writing to the Board. Within one week, the Board. Within one week, the Board will vote to approve the application. The application can only be approved by a unanimous vote. If the Board approves the application, the Recording Secretary will mail notice of the application to the membership within twenty-four (24) hours of the Board’s decision. If the Board rejects the application, they will send written notice of this decision to the applicant within twenty-four (24) hours.
# The Board will then present the matter to the voting membership at the first Regular Meeting at least six (6) days after the mailing.
# If the expelled party so desires, they may submit a written defense which a representative of the Executive Board will read to the general body during the discussion prior to the vote. This defense is not required for the vote to commence.
# An affirmative two-thirds (2/3) vote will be required to repeal the expulsion.

==Section 7. Extenuating Circumstances==
If the procedures in this Article are not
appropriate or have ceased to be sufficient for a given complaint, the
Executive Board will meet with a representative from Student Activities to
develop a process which is in line with the values and intentions of the
organization and these bylaws.

=ARTICLE X. PARLIAMENTARY AUTHORITY=

The rules contained in the current edition of [[Robert's Rules of Order|ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER NEWLY REVISED]] shall govern the [[KGB|organization]] in all cases to which they are applicable and in which they are not inconsistent with these [[Bylaws]] and any special rules of order the [[KGB|organization]] may adopt.

=ARTICLE XI. AMENDMENTS=

==Section 1. Proposal of Amendments==
Amendments to these [[bylaws]] may be proposed by the [[Executive Board]] or by written petition addressed to the [[Recording Secretary]]. Amendments proposed by such petition shall be promptly considered by the [[Exec|Board]] and must be submitted to the [[members]] with the recommendations of the [[Exec|Board]] by the [[Recording Secretary]] for a [[voting|vote]] within thirty (30) days of the date when the petition was received by the [[Recording Secretary]].

==Section 2. Approval of Amendments==
These bylaws may be amended by a two-thirds (2/3) [[voting|vote]] at any regular or special [[meetings|meeting]] called for the purpose, provided the proposed amendments have been included in the notice of the meeting and mailed to each [[members|member]] at least six (6) days prior to the date of the meeting.

=ARTICLE XII. DONATIONS=

The [[KGB|organization]] may accept donations in the form of money, equipment or other property to be used for the exclusive benefit of the [[members|membership]], provided however, that all contributions and donations to the organization shall be subject to approval by the [[Exec|Board]].

=ARTICLE XIII. DISSOLUTION=

The organization may be dissolved at any time by the written consent of not less than two-thirds (2/3) of the [[voting]] [[members]] in good standing. In the event of the dissolution of the [[KGB|organization]], whether voluntary or involuntary or by operation of law, none of the property of the organization nor any proceeds thereof nor any assets of the [[KGB|organization]] shall be distributed to any [[members]] of the [[KGB|organization]]. After payment of the debts of the [[KGB|organization]], its property and assets shall be given to a similar organization or sold and the money donated to a charitable organization selected by the [[Executive Board]].

=ARTICLE XIV. SUGGESTED ORDER OF BUSINESS=

==Section 1. [[KGB|Organization]] [[meetings]]==
At [[meetings]] of the [[KGB|organization]], the order of business, so far as the character and nature of the meeting may permit, shall be as follows:

# Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[Exec|Board]] meetings held in the interim
# Reports of [[officers]]
# Reports of [[committees]]
# [[Old business]]
# New business
# [[Elections]] (at [[annual meeting]])
# Actual Real Relevant Announcements Pertaining to the Business of KGB as an Organization.
# [[Schmucks|Open floor]]

==Section 2. [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings]]==
At [[meetings]] of the [[Exec|Board]], the order of business, unless otherwise directed by majority [[voting|vote]] of those present, shall be as follows:

# Reading and correction of the [[minutes]] of the last regular [[Exec|Board]] [[meetings|meeting]] and any special [[meetings]] or [[KGB|organization]] [[meetings]] held in the interim
# Reports of [[officers]]
# Reports of [[committees]]
# [[Old business]]
# New business

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the recip for frut slad:

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thre aple 
for ornge 
fiv pomegrat 
sevn grap 
[[8|eght]] mago 
nin meln 
elven [[pineapple|pinaple]] 
ZIRO BANA 
thrw ut the slad nd et gucaml instd

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[[Category:Inside jokes]]
[[Category:Deliciousness]]

nao dat u no de wai to make de slad, you hav expurienced de knowlege of the forf prt uf de lenk beng ''fub''. ye, it be ''fub''

Notas

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Culinary Sub Standards Committee

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Not to be confused with the [[Culinary Standards Committee]], the [[Culinary Sub-Standards Committee]], or the [[Sub Culinary Standards Committee]].

The Culinary Sub Standards Committee reports on and advocates for high-quality sub sandwiches.

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It's also well known that if you sandwich ''vh5j'' in as the second part of the link, it is viewed favorably by the sub standards committee.

Dhreed

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Minutes20200921

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MEETING 9/21/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez - UG tour! didn't listen to it for fear of hearing his voice. Played dusk
James - found out how twitch works. KGB now has twitch-chievements. did homeowork.
This week we have an event! Cooking via proxy with the KGB! Volunteer Chefism
Kushal - handcuffed to one more person than usual. Also, Pravda? exists for this week. please submit to it
Sawyer- went to pittsburgh overlook, was nice
Oliver- emailed by tech reporter. Did a bad with person's name, awkward. Also, don't commit fraud!

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Sawyer Misappropriated Actual real shit comm- made a really good speech, eyewatering

Liam - Corn comm - WE HIT $3.71 BAYBEE NO LIMITS

Henry - comm for *practical *science *solutions - Climate change is a big problem? tested solution is just to have a massive asteroid hit the planet to cause a huge ash cloud and block out the sun! So if we hit the southwestern indian ocean with a fuck ton of nuclear warheads and set off the yellowstone volcano! That will cool the hell out of everything.

Kushal - the ad-hoc playdough collection committee reports- oh god when is useless stuff auction

James - misapp. culinary substandards comm - for the event this week we need chefs and ideas for themes - if you want to be a chef you probably should have a way to get groceries, also maybe a kitchen
Liam, Kushal, Dez are our unlucky boiz so far. Who knows what shall become of them...
2 Themes:
Al Gore for Siz dollars to Henry
20 AD for 5 dollars to James
Tim - wigglytuf comm - wigglytuf
Liam - cul stds comm - I anticipate sanctions coming by next meeting

=OLD BUSINESS=

Who wants the thing?
Liam : not fault that pot of greed is banned
existence of pot of dhreed is his fault

Tim - Sept. 7th - amendment to a proposed standing rule with a proviso that it take place on oct 5th - was a proviso to a motion to create a standing rule about delayed introductions for standing rules
sr: a delayed standing rule, which is a standing rule that enacts itself after a certain period of time, can be made by making a motion to make a delayed standing rule and specifying the delay time. Other than its delay, a delayed standing rule acts exactly as a normal standing rule would. It's enactment is not announced when it goes into effect
Kushal - don't have strong feelings on amendment, but main mtn better pass
Liam - motion to strike oct. 5th 2020 and replace with sept. 5th 2020, but this can't be done
Proviso passes! Been enabled
Returning to main motion:
Kushal - it's a great fu*king idea
Liam - POI - does the KGBstitution prevent ex-post-facto? - Tim: Yes
Sam - POI - why are we making motions on his last name - joke
Kushal - POI - why is sam's name SR
Liam - objects - can create negative periods of time - Dez interprets that the time is a magnitude, and you can create dilatory motions but the SR is non-dilatory
Standing rule passed! Be ready for October 5th
No other orders

=NEW BUSINESS=

Sam - Motion to make the com to the three basic elements (earth, wind, fire)
Purpose: do you remembah?
Spelling changed to remembah
Kaylie - is listening to it in the background, thinks tis a good idea
Tim - motion to rebuke the discord calendar emoji for being six months away from a relevant date
Liam - motion to strike three and replace it with four (unfriendly)
Sam - just taking the opportunity to shill his SC playlist to shitpost september celebration
James - motion to strike three and replace w/ 118 - unfriendly
Motion to strike three and change it with four, and change fire to fire and corn - unfriendly, pursued
Liam objects but unmeaningfully
Amended - The com to the four basic elements: earth, wind, fire and corn
Passed! Auctioned to Kaylie for $2, chaired by the month of september

Liam - motion to create a standing rule defining an "important motion" as one that can be made during a non-important, non-priviliged motion, and during which only priviliged motions may be made
- effectively just adding another layer of privlidge
Died from lack of seconds

Kaylie - motion to make the discord mobile is bad comm
Purpose - serve as an excuse when one is doing poorly in meeting due to being on mobileular discord
Liam - doesn't the idea of a notion of doing poor in meeting conversely imply that one can do well in meeting?
-Kaylie: couldn't answer a question for like a minute
Henry - is tapping on mic and saying "Hello?"
James - respond to liam - whaddaya mean there's not a way to win meeting?
Passed! Auctioned to Kaylie for un dollar - chaired by discord mobile as a concept

Kushal - motion to create the comm that can never meet
Purpose: make the recsec happy
Kaylie - Is it dilatory because already been done? - when has that stopped us
Sawyer may be happy
Kushal - POI - things
James - POI - is this how you use a point of information?
Tim - point of annoyance- are we there yet?
Henry was sussed out for not being cam
Liam - POI - when is it ok to call a comm meeting? when it do
Henry as Cam - should not be the recsec's job to be happy, just to be god
# nicene conference
Sold to james for Six - chaired by literally anyone who can meet
Various discussion about ontology and also set theory and also what can be a chair (not the sitting kind)

THE FINAL MOTION APPROACHETH
Liam - motion to create the great discord heist comm
Purpose - steal the juicy chat logs of the discord server channel
Sam - was gonna do that amendment
Kushal - KGB govt in exile approves
Tim is heccin comfy
Sold to Liam for $3 - chaired by anyone who currently doesn't have access to the exec channel

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Dez- KGB exec exists?

James - for event, we have chefs now! Join a team! Please!

Oliver- don't commit tax fraud (paraphrased from complete silence)
You shouldn't do donations for reason of not wanting to commit fraud
dues are 15 dollarydoos for a semester or 20 for a year
need them for cheaper shirts and to vote in the exec runnings

Kaylie - can I pay my dues via discord nitro - nu

Kate - point of ordermation - booth isn't probably happening?

Tim - carnival will be different for sure, just be realists yo

=SCHMUCKS=

Tim - before you go out to register to vote in KGB, you should proobably register to vote for the slightly less important US election!

Sam - played chungus amongus and enjoyed it so hit him up, also, happy Jew year (jewish new year)

Liam wants testers for a video jame

Tim - motion to P,P,SG, RB, and indigo, and gitfo

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MEETING 9/14/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez - someone phucked up, impossible HW
James - death via hubris, bought too many groceries. gave up at the halfway
We have an event! it's probably a good one. It's also the underground tour. it's gonna be on twitch
Kushal - played hand and brain, a version of chess where it's teams of two. one person says a move, the second makes the move. entails frustration. 10 mins ago, learnt he dun fucked. oopsie SUBMIT
Sawyer - did problem sets and problem sets. Learned about the cube law of foods and now I am truly ascendant on identifying ice cream as salads.
Oliver - trivia! can be a tax accountant now apparently

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Sam - comm to ass the prez reports ‘’Dez was kicked from call” success

Woody - the hivemind comm would like to report that mission accomplished why you not end report?

Liam - culinary stds comm - censure the recsec - NO
I WILL TYPE AND SAY WHAT I DAMN PLEASE

Tim- Misapp. floor is lava comm reports the floor was recently lava, now igneous rock
Liam- is it hot?
Tim - warm 2 touch

Kushal - comm to hunt humans for sport - coca cola ads? apparently there were actual reports of polar bear raiding norway and apparently the polar bois made rum and coke

Woody - KGbrewing comm - this is his son now (picture of a brewing setup)

Sam - the misapp time travel comm - tardis is empty due to finding an empty breed hall at t-30 mins

Liam - corn subs board - dark age of great corn depression is over - WE HIT STABLE $3.65

=OLD BUSINESS=

James has the thing, who want it?
Woody - not his fault that corn has stabilized below four dollars, is his fault that corn can go below $3

Tim - no orders of the day ;-;

=NEW BUSINESS=

Sam - motion to make IPAs out of order
Cul stds comm antiseconds
So does KGbrewing
Tim - which order would you prefer the letters?
Sam - Motion to make a motion to make an ipa out of order
motion petered out due to lack of seconds
But apprently we're bringing it back now
Liam - mtn to make an IPA
Out of order but is now ill defined?
Oliver: motion to amend to add more recursion - dilatory
Failed, been not done

Liam - motion to create a standing rule that a motion to create an IPA is a priviliged motion
Oliver - POI, how does one make an IPA?
Liam - is style of beer that involves hops and whatnot
-Note that the definition of IPA is only in relation to whatever can be backronymed to it-
Sam - motion to amend the standing rule that fixed the spelling of privileged
Unfriendly, pursued
Tim proceeds to roast Liam
Tim - the spelling amendment is neither a good nor bad idea, but is funny
<Motion to amend the motion to instead create a standing rule that the proper spelling of the word "privileged" is priviliged.> - passed, previous spelling changed
Actual motion called to question: Passed, been changed
Woody (masquerading as Kushal) - Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to censor someone is a motion that is always in order, and if passed by a two thirds vote, ends the current motion and removes the censored person from the meeting.
Been dilatory'd

Sawyer - motion to create the ambivalent octopus comm - used for motions where you are absolutely ambivalent
Rajeev - do you need to be in the committee to octopus
No
Passed via abstention
Sold to sawyer for a dollar. Chaired by whoever, I guess some octopi

James - motion to create the vote superposition comm
Purpose - to neither pass nor fail due to changing vote totals via discord
Passed due to average upvote density
Sold to james for two, whichbanded due to failing its purpose

Liam - motion to create a standing rule that motions to redefine spellings of words or phrases are priviliged
Passed, been changed

Tim- motion to a committee entitled 'the 'the coffee mug appreciation society'
Purpose - to engage in the appreciation of the pleasantly unsettling ontological parasites known as holes, which can only exist as aspects of another object yet are often considered by humans to be tangible and countable in their own right
Motion to fish fish fish - been changed (oh god)
Rajeev - straw has only one hole
Oliver - motion to redefine spelling of "whole" to "hole"
James - motion to grow the stack
Dilatory
Redef'n failed, back to main motion
Passed! Auctioned to for siz ($6) - chaired by comm of the whole

Kushal - motion to create the identity theft is not a joke comm - purpose "damnit sam and sawyer" [Note: At this point, Sam and Sawyer had discord nicknames to the effect of Not X (Kushal)]
Liam - noting that not Kushal put this motion in, so it should be out of order
Woody - motion to change the spelling of "not" to ""
dilatory
Rajeev - a question: by naming oneself not kushal, is one stealing the identity of all not-kushals?
Kushal - no
Oliver - POI to Kushal, can I haz your SSN
James - Point of something
Passed via abstention - Sold to James via 6 dollars - chaired by not Kushal

Keerthana - motion to fail this motion
Out of order?

Sam - is actually Kushal - motion to #define Kushal's SSN as "at least n+1 where n is the current n is the lower bound of what we know to be Kushal's SSN"
James - motion to amend this motion to replace "at least 3" with "4"
Compromise - change it to at least 3 but at most 4 - it's more than 4 so it's unfriendly
Mod - replace "at least 3" with "n+1 where n is the current n is the lower bound of what we know to be Kushal's SSN"
Friendly, been changed
Kushal probably shouldn't use it though
Oliver - is out of order
Rajeev - are we to understand an SSN as a single, 9 digit number sans dashes?
yes
Passed, been done

Oliver - motion to Allocate $100 to build a bot that would apply for credit cards in Kushal's name checking all SSNs from 000000004 to 999999999
out of order(also illegal)

Liam - motion to define the spelling of opposed to "favir"
Passed, been changed

Kushal - motion to create the KGB echo committee
purpose : what would be its purpose
Passed! auctioned to Liam for two dollars- chaired by the chair of this committee

Liam - motion to redifine the spelling of favor as "oposed"
Almost acclimated but not done so because it'd be funnier
Passed; been changed

=REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

We are the exec. We exist. we have meetings
Event is Twitch TV UG tour
Oliver- how to pay organization - can make payments to the CMUKGB using the donation to CMU - just select where your money goes to (CMUKGB)
Preferably do that on days where CMU matches donations and also tax deductions
[NOTE FROM NEXT WEEK’S MEETING: DO NOT DO THIS IT IS LITERAL TAX FRAUD]

=SCHMUCKS=

Liam - making a videojames -let him kno if u want to not be noob and test

Tim -Election is coming up! deadline to register is oct 19th. Pennsylvania is a swing state, so voting is cool. You are eligible to vote if you're here as a college student. info will be in turboschmucks later

Kushal - can someone give me a good png of pot o greed

James- shield is comfy

Oliver- motion to P S P G
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MEETING 9/7/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez- had a weekend, was filming of tour. Wore a sweatshirt, was fine at first but bad on second day. toughed it through for continuity
Kaylie - $20 at the moment - Peer pressured Kate to be Kaylie - had a weekend, didn't record undergound b/c detroiting, hung out with cats, Kate was then sad that no cat
James - being inside sucks, walked through schenley, figured out schenley is big
Kushal - learned about 10 mins ago that headphones are kaput. walked around campus with a piece of paper taped to chest that said CMU KGB - submit to pravda?
Sawyer - Got hubbed by the grub ordering wings from an apparently terrible place, spent forever filming the UG tour, talked with a friend and found out that Eureka is especially sad when conducted via interwebs
McKenna - skipped
Oliver - procrastinated saturday and didn't realize sunday and monday are UG tour - needs to pay on work debt

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Kushal - the hivemind committe would like to report that we are ending not horse reporting these fuck end report

Tim - com which will take 7 years to pass - passed on sept 2, 2013 - SUCCESS
Took 7 years to pass, has now existed for 7 years

Kate - the ad-hoc KGbagpiping comm - commend the drone of kushal's mic

=OLD BUSINESS=

THE THING - Sawyer had it, james gets it
Not james fault that dez wore a sweatshirt when it was hot, it is his fault that it was hot today

0 orders of the day - yet again we are stiffed

=NEW BUSINESS=

Sam - motion to salute tim for finding the original date for the 7 yrs to pass comm- FUCK YOU TIM

Kushal - mtn to create the ominous typing com - Kushal is typing... [purpose- basically that]
PASSED - Auctioned to Kushal for 5 dollars - "Didn't really think of a joke for this" <the specific string>

Kate - standing rule - Motion to make a standing rule that a delayed standing rule, which is a standing rule that enacts itself after a certain period of time, can be made by making a motion to make a delayed standing rule and specifying the delay time. Other than it's delay, a delayed standing rule acts exactly as a normal standing rule would. Its enactment is not announced when it goes into effect
Oliver - mtn to amend the motion such that "not" after is is expunged - VERY unfriendly
Pursued strongly - vastly Opposed
Kushal - pointed out only reason it is a good idea is because of O
Sam - was muted, reshield
James - is delay time of < 0 allowed?
Kate - behavior requires specification, but dez says it's undefined/up to discretion of chair or is dilatory
Sam - what is intent of last sentence
Kate - it's up to interpretation
Skim - what happens with the deal of sitting down? - same as any other standing ruke
POI from tim - all actions of the body from the year get sat down, but tabled items carry over - can't force future years to do things
Tim - restless shield - mtn to amend standing rule with a proviso that it not take effect until oct 5th of 2020
unfriendly, but pursued for reason of perceived accordance with the motion itself
LIAM INTEJECTION - mtn to delay vote for 2 weeks - very dilatory but actually not apparently

Sawyer - motion to # define Kushal Dulla as disbanded
Tim- Which banded?
Liam - mtn to change to # define Kushal Dulla as disbanded committee - O.O.O.
Oliver- does this work in the other way such that Kushal owns disbanded comms
Liam - motion to - OUT OF ORDER
Oliver- motion to amend such that disbanded is # defined as Kushal
Liam- did pound defn's sit down? no because people accept it as a thing
Kushal - wanted to point out to oliver that he wouldn't be the wealthiest comm owner because Keerthana owns the most - uncountably many
Liam objects - motion to disband the standing rule
Failed due to tyrancy

James - mtn to #define pound define to kilogram define
Tim - we have an existing #definition that defines lb as pound
antiseconded and wasn't strong motion

Liam - mtn to create a standing rule such that standing rules can be disbanded - purpose to be determined at a later date
dilatory until further notice

Oliver - motion to define KGB first law as "a meeting that is in motion will not change its motion until acted on by an external motion"
Sam - would it lb define or define? - who knows
Kate - upset and entertained - upsetertained
Tim - once motion is passed, will we be able to move out of this motion without another motion to move us out of it?
James - so creating a meeting would take an entire meeting? passing a motion would also not end the motion technically? - well we're in discussion of a question, not the motion. not memsafe but whatever
Liam - mtn to split motions into two parts and have them voted on individually
Kate - it's just a phrase, yall are big nerds
Sam - motion to remove the octothorpe
Tim - motion to amend the submotion to amend octothorpe to octopus - unfriendly for reason of causing dilatoryness
PASSED, been done

Tim - Motion to define the KGB second law as the prices at Entropy, which is an isolated system, never decrease over time
Sam - motion to add octothorpe before define - ONLY FRIENDLY IF AMENDED TO OCTOPUS
Unfriendly, pursued - failed
OVERALL MOTION PASSED

Liam - Motion to define the seventh law of the KGB as "Do not ask about the first or second laws of the KGB"
Tim- motion to amend by replacing talk with ask - been amended
Kate - motion to replace third with second
Oliver - what is the penalty? - don't ask
Liam objects but dropped it by reason of whatever
PASSED

Sam K - Motion to define the third law of the KGB as a meeting must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second Law of the KGB
Tim - if passed, the third law of the KGB would be the 4th law of the KGB
Kate - doesn't this violate the second law? DON'T ASK

Liam - motion to make all KGB laws as legally binding and require enforcement via corner sitting

Sam - motion to define the 5th law of the KGB as "there is not fourth law of the KGB"
Liam - motion to strike 5th and replace with 4th
unfriendly but pursued - failed
Passed

James - Discord exorcism comm - purpose: <was an image, so fish fish fish. just imagine a spoopy discord screen here>
Liam - motion to exorcise this committee
PASSED- auctioned to James for $15 - chaired by James and anyone who can fix it oh god please help

Oliver - POI- is a first year and wants to know about the 1st law of KGB

Liam - motion to define 6th law of KGB as "Don't"

=REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Dez - so KGB exists
James - event! streaming the UG tour on [WEBSITE REDACTED] - come on out and learn stuff about campus! and us because we'll do a Q&A

=SCHMUCKS=

Liam - made a game - if you like 2 test and have a windows computer hit him up

Tim - motion to colors - Dez did it well

Oliver - lips were just comfortable there

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MEETING 8/31/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez - made insights about bubble physics, gained phat stacks for it
Kaylie (Not liam) - made a game, did secrets

WE INTERRUPT THIS EXEC REPORT FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN:
Iiiiiif you have never been to a KGB meeting before, do a virtual stand up!
else you shall kill dez and that is illegal
so tell us your major and name and maybe something not interesting!
or don't I'm not a cop

Nathan-man, an IS major w/ brown hair

Jojo - international political criminal, wears glasses

Shelly, CFA, maybe sitting down rn ?!??

Kevin - electrical conduit, may have fewer than three legs

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED EXEC REPORTS

James - Had a summer, happened, stayed inside like a god christian. Does not remember sun
Event this week! Remote game night. it's at like seven or something I don't know

OKAY ONE MORE INTERRUPTION:

Bianca! from STL/Il, Lightning design major - drinking applejuice FROM A MUGGING

also Twain! "am twain. ECE. un?interesting fact: ur mum" NOW BACK AGAIN

Kushal - had a quarantine, inside. talking to computer, wouldn't even talk back. left the 'burgh once, returned with eye patch
Sawyer - I had a summer vacation, it felt really long. I am in Kremlin and that is nice. Had some mac and cheese today that was good
McKenna - didn't move back into Kremlin, but will come back with money lol
Oliver - had a summer, spent it doing he did lots of things (actually didn't lol), will continue bullshitting, now over zoom!

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam- Culinary Standards com - series of goods and bads, some we won't talk about

Tim- Ad hoc initian newbies com - shield is comfy

Kushal - Hunt hoomanz for sport comm - avg temp of polar bear and african antelope are about the same. Fuck evolution

Henry - possibly ad hoc Grad student in exile - opening slides of orientation had a thing about impostor syndrome

Woody- floor is lava com - floor is lava

Keerthana - ad hoc coronamellon comm- had a 2 person class on campus

Oliver- very misapp. cats r stoopid com- cats are so dumb they don't want to live in kremlin!

=OLD BUSINESS=

The thing - who want it? (Liam currently presides over the spirit)
Sawyer! - the inevitability of online classes isn't my fault
the fact some peeps have all online is my fault!

No.. old business? Ok ;-;

=NEW BUSINESS=

Liam - motion to create the NEET comm
Purpose - support group for those affected by 'rona and aren't doing much else
Kushal - do I still get support if I'm in class
Liam - sure
Oliver - table for a year?
Passed! been tabled

Keerthana - motion to rename the general-body-meeting to Breed hall
Passed! by effectively acclimation, barring Henry

Henry - Motion to Create the Committee on Practical* Science* Solutions*
Purpose - expose public to all of the true science shit congress doesn't want you to hear about
Oliver- POV - what is the asterix is carrying?
Henry - orbital space elevators, rona stuff, all of the truth
Keerthana - math person studying logic and needing to use it more, feel solidarity
Espy - just shielding
Liam - POI - will or willn't this violate those conventions from geneva
Henry - no comment
Liam - motion to create the hague invasion committee (out of order, based on a sat-down rule)
Passed via teeth - Auctioned to Henry for $5 - chaired by Henry + Mr. Nye (pending a dropped lawsuit)

Tim - motion to create the nucular corn reactor comm
Purpose: corn CERN intensifying
Bushel of corn is at 3.59
Passed! Auctioned to Keerthana, chaired by members of corn subsidies board

Woody - motion to create the KGBrewing comm
Did you know you can ferment gatorade?
Unfriendly to culinary standards com
Liam - motion to shoot into the corona of the sun - ill defined
Passed by one! Sold to a Mr. Woodrow for one Job - chaired by Woody and anyone else who wants to brew weird shit

Sam - motion to make KGB Historical Tradition Preservation Society Committee
purpose :invite people to go back and observe Sam's message from 4:54 PM
Passed! Auctioned to liam for one dollarydo - chaired by anyone who knows what gleef is

Kushal - Motion to create the Ashton5 memorial comm
Purpose - to remember our boy Ashton, the one guy from club penguin and mourn the fact he had to go sup when we needed him most
Passed! Sold to Kushal for Ashton5$ - chaired by anyone who stood with Ashton

Keerthana - motion to make the committee comm
Antiseconded, but was strong
Purpose : committee
Kushal - committee?
Woody - Committee.
Tim - fish fish fish (verbatim)
Espy - motion to make the out of order committee - O.O.O.
Tim - motion to make the broken record comm
Woody -motion to make the broken record comm
Jojo - what?
''At this point Dez begged that someone call to question''
Sawyer- what's a question?
Sam - QUESSTION?
Liam - objection to assertion that that was a call to question - overruled
Liam - motion to suspend the rules - no
Auction to Liam - sold for 2 dollar dollars - disbanded

Oliver - Motion to create a standing rule that stands up and un-"sits down" the standing rule that defines a bushel of corn as the current price of a bushel of corn - FIXED
passed via tie and support via tyrant
now you can bid with corn

Henry - motion to create the comm to not get new jokes OWEN!
purpose - stop asking about Motion to Create the Broken Reccord Committee Motion to Create the Out of Order Committee the Archive Pounddefine 7777777777777 My Hand is just Comftorable Like This I Play Pot of Greed Shadow the Hedgehog the hedgehog the hedgehog... Dylantory Whic fish fish fish fishhbanded? Disbanded! The Hive Mind Committee Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and Knucklez free the floor is lava pointer null pointer fish fish fish goddamnit and banish this to the shadow realm null pointer space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name
Sawyer - motion to append "and Knuckles" - friendly
Sam - motion to appen- friendly
to append something I just fished it lol
Liam - motion to tangerine something - unfriendly
woody - motion to flip space and mexico
James - call to question
Passed! Sold to James for two dollars! chaired by anyone who made the original joke
Liam - motion to point to the clock emoji

=REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

KGB stuff! we have meetings at a time for exec (undecided)
James - Digital game night! 7 for pittsburgh peeps - hang out and alternatively have fun

=SCHMUCKS=

Tim added emoji that had no mouth to annoy dez

Kate! Mentioned earlier, wants to play AMONG US which is kinda shitler/TTT esque
is free! will do a when2meet
let her know if you get interest or get hype

Also Kate! less fun mouth off, someone vandalized the fence last night, but it got fixed!
was ready to plumb the depths of a lowes to fix it

Can join Twain to protecc the fence

Woody would speak but mouth is off

Oliver- motion to purple purple seafoam green fish fish fish fish

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MEETING 5/4/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez - listened to entirely too much sawbones, headphones are dead so annoyed housemates
Kaylie - Packed alla dat shit to get the hell outta dodge
James - taking an exam, is Liam - mostly filled with screaming/excitement about not being in class, murdering sleep schedule
Kushal - good thing was told exams aren't real, procrastinated
Sawyer - Helped family with mulching, now hand hurts for some reason. Watched some Phineas and Ferb and am surprised at how genuinely good it is with humor
McKenna - Vanished? - was in Cali doing that McKenna life
Oliver - Tried to fight the darklord proxy lab - still regret everything

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam - Corn sub comm - $3.10 - doot doot end report

Kaylie - Cats R stupid com - cats are stupid, will miss them

Kushal - Comm to hunt humans 4 sport - avg body temp of polar bear is near that of an african antelope

Kaylie - I'm a physicist com - upon receiving this com, realized she didn't know how to spell Physicicst

=OLD BUSINESS=

The thing! - Keerthana has it
Liam gets it- exams are not his fault, everything else is his fault

Orders of the day:

Not the price of oil

=NEW BUSINESS=

Liam - #define not the price of oil -> Yes
Breaks? dilatory? Probs

Kate - make the committee to lock the president out of kremlin - "he's complaining about not getting enough time to be out side" - to improve his mental health
Oliver- Com to ass the prez approves
McKenna - How do you plan on getting him out? --- will need to take out the trash
Liam - Com to social dist the prez - friendly, changed
PASSED - Auctioned to Kate for 3 dollars - chaired by anyone who currently lives w/ prez

Oliver - Motion to Purple
Purple

McKenna - motion to #define lb as pound
Oliver- US Metrification board disapproves
Jimmy carter takes in consideration
Passed, been lb'd

Liam - Running Joke memorial com - Chinese conspiracies are being touted by prez of US, can't make jokes w/o being Xenophobic
Some change happened, didn't hear it so fish fish fish?
Dez needs to Learn ISO Codes
Passed! Sold to Oliver for $3, chaired by com to reunify both sides of straights

Liam - Motion to delegalize exams - dezpurposed to "KGB cannot give exams"
Oliver - "if finals aren't real, how can exams be legal"
Passed via abstention

Kate - motion to create the running joke memorial committee memorial committee - purpose is for a 2-parter russian joke (sigh)
Virtual Sonia disappointment to Liam via Kate
"Running joke" w/ Russian, KGB is russian, comedy is funny when dissected
Passed! - Sold to Kate for $2 rubles, chaired by Sonia and anyone else willing to insert puns where twas punless

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that all outstanding KGB debts can be paid in rubles +10% to pay for the conversion fee
'''Emergency Treasurer report!''' "Fuck", "No"
Unfriendly to McKenna

Liam - Motion to strip Sawyer of Admin powers
Doublestrip as well, Dilatory

Sawyer - Motion to move channels around - passed w/o vote
Executive Abuse

Oliver - motion to event - seconded

Kate - motion to make a standing rule that a motion to event is a motion to move meeting from this VC to one of the ingame VCs - whichever one has most exec is new meeting
Liam - dilatory and also good
Dezmond - meeting would probably implode
Liam - motion to amend that meeting takes place in all VCs simultaneously and don't need to coagulate
KGB can Concurrency, no parallelism
If there is a tie then chat with highest exec member is chosen
But in this case exec rank is inverted - all hail the military dictatorship
Passed! been changed

Oliver - motion to event
Antiseconded, strong
Tim just started quoting a tale of two cities here, not technically filibustering because he's not Henry
Failure!

Liam - Motion to create an honorary exec position - Sarge at Arm - given to person in org with largest bicep
Tim - What is largest?
Liam - whatever has consensus
Kaylie - when will measurement take place?
Liam - honor system while online, when in person one can apply at the beginning of meeting
McKenna - motion to change to Sarge Ant Arm - largest power to weight ratio in arm
Liam - unfriendly, not strong
Passed! been created
Position currently empty, set to None for the moment, but probably Oliver
Kate - The rock has 270mm biceps, so if he is able he is it
Oliver, fell off chair
Seconded
Oliver - Motion to direct 1vp to invite #44 (Obama) to meeting
Would be good fodder for RYFE comm
Friendly enough to the 1VP, so is good
Passed by abstention - tied, then chair decided (dezsplained)

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUCEMENTS=

Exec exists!
There will be summer meetings, be there or be a quadrilateral
May send out a thing to decide when a good time for it is
Suspiciously Non-Cannon!

EVENT!
Mafia Night on Saturday at 19:00
Play mafia! No restaurants!
May be Town of Salem, may be Run by Liam via discord!

=SCHMUCKS=

Liam - bought a dominion account, will money match you for any value

Tim - Motion to Event - Tabled for one schmuck

Kate - Avatar Rewatch postponed, but there is still a will to continue

Tim - untabled - Motion to Event!
Passed!
Ended up in In-Game 2: GTFOD

MEETING ADJOURNED