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Meeting 4/19/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - I had a four years, it's been a bizarre time. Turns out he's not the longest serving prez, someone from the lost years actually served longer. There's been a pandemic, a quad fire-alarm event, plans to put googly eyes on wean, it's been a really weird time and "I thank you all for it"

Kaylie - went to trader Joes for the 1st time, starting a support group for the way that Trader Joes does improv with you at the checkout

James - had a carnival, breaks are fun. Seeing friends is fun. Saw people in person! (outside)

Sawyer - thought he was about to get roasted for playing guitar on Kremlin's back deck, actually got told he was good. yay

Kushal - things happened, but he's just confused why Liam hates fire emblem

Oliver - trying to build a circuit, all of his multimeters things that he's got 50K ohms

=Comm Reports=
Kushal - zoom hand is comfy comm - yes

Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid - moving the cats went ok! Rose decided she hates cass once again, but is adjusting well

Liam - advancewars comm - Fire emblem killed advance wars by way of horny weebs

Kevin - ad-hoc pravda revision comm - not actually running for moneyperson

James - Ad-hoc/misapp. horny weebs comm - fuck you cowards

Olive - ad-hoc fake CS major who hates his life comm - typing noises

Kaylie - the weird dreams comm (MLK Jr memorial comm) - panther cub and mom got into house, every time she googled the number for animal control she got the wiki page for animal crossing. Panther turned out to be nice, but still called 911

Liam - dangling comm may have a report - end report

Kate - comm to ass the 2VP , conj. with the misapp -or- adhoc former 2VPs comm, conj. with dangling comm - thanks James for trying so hard for making good online events, making KGB still feel like KGB

- Calls to salute james, maybe w/ love

Oliver - misapp. comm to ass the prez - FAILURE, we'll get the next one
Liam - not technically comm to ass the prez - the prez is stepping down, that's pretty dang closre to assassination
Kate - but is it though?
Liam - motion to create the comm to have the prez die a natural death - out of order

=Old Business=
Kaylie had the thing, Oliver wants it

not his fault Dez got to gradaute, is his fault that it took him a year longer to graduate is his fault

Tim - Orders of the Day:
Procrastination comm - "I'll think about that later"
James - motion to table for 6 months
Passed, been done
No other orders of the day

= Proctoring of Elections =

Tim presented a slide show about election stuffs, noting what is different because of the panini
========================
President:

Between James, Kaylie, Oliver

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

James Byrne is now the new President of the KGB!

may god have mercy on his soul

1VP:

Between Kaylie

Kaylie Carpenter is now the new first vice president of the KGB!

2VP:

Between Liam, Sawyer, Oliver

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

Sawyer Palsen is now the new second vice president of the KGB!

Corresponding Secretary:

Between Kevin

Kevin Song is now the new CorSec of the KGB

Recording Secretary:

Between Liam and the probable conclusion of no confidence

Liam Thomas is now the new Recording Secretary of the KGB!

[liam — 04/19/2021]

They're my minutes now, losers

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

God have mercy on our souls!

- Sawyer Signing off, 2020-2021

[liam — 04/19/2021]

Treasurer:

Candidates:

- Oliver Li

- Kushal Dulla

Oliver Li wins the election

Sergeant at Arms

Candidates:

- Kushal Dulla

Kushal Dulla wins the election

We have a new exec, and now this is going to result in some horrible garbage

Nom Com is disbanded

======OFFICER REPORTS======
James had an election: escaped 2vp without ever buying a snack. never bought a snack which disappointed anybody

Kaylie had an election: Trader Joe's poem about being bantered with at the checkout

Sawyer had an election: Won't get to eat, which saddens. Gladdened to have more power. Spirit channeling Van Buren/Bob Dole. Event: Rules & Roberts

Kevin had an election: Has never held an office. Not sure what else needs to happen. Learn on the fly baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. submit to pravda!?

Liam had an election: Ran unopposed and seized power over records and history, thereby allowing the crafting of whatever narrative i desire

Oliver had an election: Ran and got a job he already had without raise. Mad at Proctors for muting him.

Kushal had an election: got demoted lmao. gave people blue milk. blue milk will happen again.

======NEWISH BUSINESS======
Outgoing exec recommends 20/15 dollars for dues

Liam: Motion to set dues to 20 for the year, 15 for a semester.

Voted on, passed.

Outgoing exec mentions 500 dollar discretionary fund

Outgoing (and incoming) treasurer mentions gift account and organization account moneys. Roughly 10,000 dollars in the accounts.

Liam: Motion to set discretionary fund to 694.20
-Sam SR: Nice
-Dez: We usually don't run up on it, don't worry too much
-Kate: Exec discretionary being a meme number is fine
-Dez: Call to question
-Voted on, passed
-The president says "feet"

Kate: Motion to make the anxiety dreams committee
-Purpose: To share my nightly anxieties with you guys because damn those things are sometimes hilarious despite causing massive amounts of trauma
-Tim: Does Kushal have bubble wrap right now? (yes) nice
-Sam SR: The annual Annual John Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee approves
-Voted on, passed

--Discussion on bidding up your own bid ensues due to oliver wanting to bid two jobs
-Sold to oliver for 20 dollars, chaired by Kate
Tim: Motion to salute the (outgoing president) and dezpot
-So moved

======REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS======
James: We are KGB exec, we have meetings, theoretically

Sawyer: Event! Rules and Roberts. Squares are banned.

-Tim rectifies the squareness of one of his avatars, so does Sam SR

======SCHMUCKS======
Liam: I'm not sure if it's easier or harder to riff on things now that I have to do the minutes

Saywer: I wanna do board games IRL in Kremlin

Kevin: As the current corsec, if outgoing exec wants to refer to their tenure in pravda that would be cool

-Liam: The Obituary section

-Dez: Outgoing exec is dead gods, Liam is god now (damn right)

Tim: Proctors need to meet and talk don't forget

Kate: On last day of classes we grill and eat. can we hang safely and vaccinatedly that would be chill

Oliver: Motion to purple purple seafoam green fuck i lost track and GTFO

James: Actually gets it i think, meeting adjourned

======END OF THE FIRST/LAST MEETING. A POOR PORTENT FOR THINGS TO COME. THE FUTURE IS BLEAK. THE CHANNEL IS EMPTY======

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Meeting 4/12/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - tested CTFwS, played lotsa fallout New Vegas

Kaylie - CTFwS in MC is actually fun, which is good. Started watching killing eve and is now stressed because a character looks like a history prof

James - did puzzles. Hates cryptic crosswords

Sawyer - thought he was gonna get out of lab early, forgot his ipad there

Kushal - roommate's mom sent stuff from hong kong, was sent "the spiciest stuff in the world" - maybe rip

Oliver - forgot that a major project was due today, did proxylab on 'roids. Another all nighter

=Committee Reports=
Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid -maybe not stupid, can tell when about to move and are happy

Kevin - Rogue measurement comm - gates floor to ceiling 107 and 1/4 inches

Matt - cats r phenomenal comm - the cats didn't hate each other and cuddled well

Tim - wigglytuff comm - misapp cul stds comm - is it a copperaja class curry?

Keerthana - ad-hoc bumpier? comm - hereby very sympathetically rejecting the flat earth moment

Kate - possibly misapp booth comm - it's not a booth, but we've built doherty and wean in Minecraft! it's cool, also built some Dojung (doherty jungle)

James - misapp dangling comm - ...

Tim - Nomm Comm:
Under obligations, specifically art.7 sect 4a: added a few positions such that people can no longer get elected by default
After 0 nominations, the nomination period comes to a close
full slates baybeee

Liam - nonmisapp dangling comm - .....

Kate- requests additional report from the hivemind comm

The hivemind comm would like to report that CMU is a not a univeristy which end report
how profound

Liam then moves to hold an informal vote to decide if to adjourn the committee and return to regular business

Requested a report from those who voted nay to report on why to not return to regular business

Moved to being out of order

=Old Business=

Kaylie isn't responsible for polygon wonderland not being a thing on social media, is her fault that DMCA is a thing

No other old Business

=New Business=
Liam - motion to create a standing rule ruining everything - dilatory

James - POI - if you table a motion to untable during the middle of next meeting, does that get read out during that specific part of the meeting
Not really, elections will overrule everything and clobber stuff
technically there's business with the new exec where the new prez doesn't know how to prez

Keerthana - motion to create a standing rule such that any standing rule passed while the majority of the general body brushes their backs in a clockwise motion lives for an additional 12 weeks over its natural life span
Dez - this does actually nothing
Tim - I'm still for it
Kate - would like to point out that the prezident is being oddly benevolent by telling you that it does nothing before the motion passes
Passed, been done

Saywer - motion to create a standing rule such that all emojis are banned during meeting - dilatory

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that the name and purpose of all committees must consist solely of emoji
Sawyer - motion to table for 1 minute (for 6:02) - killed by 6:02
Overall motion passed, been changed
Sam - yields floor to CTFwS bot, but xhe isn't present in the meeting
Sam Motions to create the complete failure committee, dilatory due to new standing rule
Tim - motion to create the following committee: "emoji emoji emoji emoji" with the purpose: "EMOJI"
Sold to Tim for 219 yen, chaired by everyone who ever has used an emoji except JK rowling

Now we move into unicode territory-
James - motion to create a standing rule such that all unnecessary emojis are banned, with the penalty of ejection on use, based on a majority vote by the general body. - poorly defined, would require suspending the rules

Liam - motion to create the following comm - 💣 🗡️ :pot_of_dhreed: 🔫 🔪 - ☠️
Kate - isn't this made redundant by the comm to ass the prez?
Keerthana - motion to append an emoji to the comm name
Moves to vote, passes. Sold to liam for 100 yen, disbanded

Kaylie - 😄 ✍️ 📜 Purpose: 🙋‍♀️ ✈️ 👉 🇺🇸 🗿 🏠 🙋‍♀️✨ 👉🇺🇸 🛂
James - uuh, wat
kaylie - the emoji sentences comm - "take me to the american embassy so I can replace my lost passport"
Passes, sold to Kaylie for 300 yen, chaired by the dancing ladies emoji

Sawyer - Motion to create the following committee - グーグル翻訳とアニメ言語委員会
Oliver - motion to create the :nom::nom::nom: 🇨 🇴 🇲 with the purpose 🍔 🥩 🍟 🍹
:nom: isn't an emoji so rip
James - motion to create the following committee:❓👮 Purpose: 🚫 👮‍♂️ 🚫 👮‍♀️
Dez ruins Kate's hospital joke
Passes, sold to Kaylie for 319 yen - chaired by the paw patrol dog

=Real/Relevant Announcements=
We are exec! for this week

so long and thanks for all the fish fish fish

this week's event is CTFwScraft on Saturday at 7:00

Pay debts

=Schmucks=
Liam - puzzlehunt is done but still schmucking about videogame

Kaylie - made instagram page for KGB, is shitposting there. go follow

Kushal - making a stuco about roguelikes with woody

Sawyer - salute the prezident

Is sea green in order? super definitely no

Tim - motion to GTFO

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Meeting 4/5/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - played bloons TD6, too much. It's fine though because no class today

Kaylie - turned 21 on the worst day possible : easter sunday in a pandemic

James - went to class today even though there wasn't no class

Sawyer - watched grand budapest hotel and ate Dez cookies - both were pretty indie

LiamKushal - stayed at home and did jack shit besides making a videogame and puzzle (attempting, at least)

Oliver - scheduled a covid vaccine and fantasized about the real world

=Proctor Nomination=
we did that

=Committee Reports=
Liam - corn sub board - corn has flattened out, this is unacceptable. Buy more corn

Kate - KGBaking comm - "interesting indie experience" referred to by sawyer for Dez's cookied: were a bizarre nightmare. Kevin asked for 2 batches of 36 cookies - batter was almost entirely liquid, made cookie sheets that flattened out with little chocolate chip hills. Brown sugar all got caught at bottom of bowl, last bit of cookies were just carmel. They're the most bizarre cookies she's ever baked, so have at it

Dez - when kate said it was liquid batter, it was whipped cream texture

Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid - today is cas's gotcha day, 8 yrs ago

Liam - Puzzlehunt comm - go do puzzlehunt for heritage

Tim - adhoc people who are or were 21 comm - sunday night before winter classes begin is not as bad of a birthday as easter sunday during a pandemic

Kaylie - capitalism in action comm - MLB moved draft out of atlanta due to the horrific voting laws they just passed. This is good but also bad for lost revenue for Georgia

Tim - Nomm Comm -
Liam for 1VP- yes
Liam for 2VP - yes
Sawyer for 2VP - yes
Oliver for 2VP - yes
Oliver for Prez - yep
Sawyer for corsec - suure
Liam for recsec - yes
Liam for treasurer - yes
Kevin for recsec - yep
So ends nominations. There are only 6 people running so full slates are impossible, but we're doing ok
Remember to pay your dues and debts - Oliver will send out info to people he expects people from

=Old Business=
James wants the thing - not his fault that midterms and homework are due - is his fault that for some reason profs chose to have normal exams with camera on, is his fault

Tim - no orders of today

=New Business=
Dez - exec has nominated proctors. It's nomm comm (Dez, Keerthana, Kate, Tim)
So moved, passes by a 2/3 majority

Oliver - motion to create the unanimous consent is boring comm - to get as close as possible above a threshold for a motion that you actually support
Kate - so what, there's 11 of us here? So that's 6 downvotes and 5 upvotes?
Tim - what are we, Alabama <ROLL TIDE>
Liam - motion to rename to the votegolf comm - friendly
Passed, auctioned to Liam for 400 Yen, chaired by "exactly enough people to make this a legitimate comm

Kevin - motion to make the rogue measurement comm - to fully understand the preciseness of measurements at CMU w/o any previous planning at all
Tim - as Kevin was typing that at 6:02:55, I was begging him not to hit enter
James - motion to change the name to the paladin measurement commitee - unfriendly, unseconded
Passed, auctioned to Kevin for 520, chaired by Kevin, but in exactly 1 week

Liam - motion to create the dangling comm - to always awkwardly give the last comm report as the chair is trying to exit comm reports
Oliver - I have a large amount of expectations for whoever chairs this comm next monday
Kate - yeah, I think this is a good idea
Sam - motion to change the word "dangling" to "dingleberry" - unfriendly
Liam - was going to call to question but saw Sam had something to say - his shield was comfy
Tim - comfy shield
a trainwreck of further shields and motions then occur
Tim - POI - important points were raised during that sidebar, so Dez cannot be allowed to stifle the further shields - cannot assume that these motions are in bad faith
Tim calls to question
Liam - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
Sawyer - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
Sam - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
Kaylie - motion to purple
Kate - motion to pass by acclimation - we can't
James - wait what was going on
Passed, moves to auction - sold to Kate for 521 - chaired by Anyone who is or ever has been malicious to the dez-pot

Kaylie - Motion to make a standing rule such that a motion to pass by acclimation is only in order when "its a good idea" is said/typed. If another member says/types "its a bad idea" before "its a good idea" is said/typed, the motion to pass by acclimation fails and the main motion moves to a vote.
Liam - this could be used to bypass discussion?
Dez - dilatory - rejected for revision

James - motion to create a committee with the name "the innocent support group"
with the purpose: to support those who are always innocent in hidden role games
Liam - motion to change the name to the "AMOGUS" comm - friendly
Oliver - but what if you're the hitlerpostor <postscript: in refence to the board game Secret Hitler>
Kate - I feel targeted by you calling on me after Oliver's comment - feels supported by this group and that it will change the KGB atmosphere so people don't accuse her of being the hitler <postscript: being accused of being the "secret hitler" in the aforementioned board game?
Sawyer - salty because of a thing
Tim - motijon to append a ZWJ between the m's of 'committee': ‍
Liam -have you guys notice the dezpot looks like that amogus guy
Tim - that was just comfy - motion to insert a ZWJ between the 't's of comm, soooo
Auctioned to James for 320 - chaired by everyone but Kate

=Real Relevant Announcements=
We're exec, we meet at time

Pay dues and debts before next meeting pls

Nomm comm will go finding people to fill them slates

Event is testing CTFwS

=Schmuck=

Kaylie - god emperor comm is now chaired by the god emperor

Liam - puzzlehunt comm - get a team for this saturday

Kevin - Student govt elections are going on. Vote for me if you want to and if you're Oliver

- Meeting Adjourns -

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Meeting 3/29/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - spent a long time trying to figure out why he needed something for a proof, didn't need it so is probably wrong

Kaylie - met nephew for the first time, was born in december of 2019. That's a bit strange

James - went outside, weather was nice, wtf

Sawyer - disgraced being the fastest man in the west by being slow

Kushal - was eating PBJ, friend said he preferred Jelly and Cheese sandwiches

Oliver - forgot about boardgames because shifting around project hell. Turns out it worked out well because partner has tons of HW

=Quick Note of Special Business=
Exec, as per bylaws, has proposed that dues are the same as last year ($15/sem, $20/yr). Inflation be damned

=Comm Reports=
Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid comm - cats didn't recognize her on video chat ;-;

Matt - Misapp. Qahtz r stoopid comm - cats didn't want to be in same room except for when snuggling

Oliver - misapp adhoc economists - due to inflation, dues are becoming cheaper

James - Hivemind - we should don't only sometimes talk like idiots like end report

Tim - the nomm comm would like to report:
NOMINATIONS:

James for prez - sure
Kaylie for 1VP - yes
Kaylie for prez - yes
Kaylie for Sergeant at arms - yes
Sawyer for S@A - obliquely
Oliver for Surgeant at urms - sure
James for S@A - no
Jane for S@A- no, she's not here
Matt for S@A - He's an Ol' Miss graduate, but accepts
Sawyer for 2VP - soon
Kaylie for Corsec - ok
Kaylie for 2VP
Kaylie for Recsec
Kaylie for Treasurer
Kaylie for god-emperor: rah rah rah
end of Nom Nom Noms

=Old Business=
Thing - kate wants it
Isn't her fault that she got a text from UPMC that she could get a vaccine from them two days after she left for philly for a vaccination. Is her fault that PA exists

No orders of the day

=New Business=
James - Ad-Hawk comm - to tie advertisements to birds of prey
Doesn't conflict with the add Hawk comm
but apparently it exists, links exist on the wiki
but we're not original so whatever
Passed, auctioned to Kaylie for 269, chaired by all birds other than hawks

Matt -motion to create the god emporor comitte, with the purpose of being chaired by Kaylie
James - motion to amend "Kaylie" to "Whoever owns the comm" - friendly
Tim - is emperor spelled wrong, or is it spelled right?
Passed, sold to tim for 420, chaired by meeeee (for now) <Tim Parenti>

Kate - to preface w/ a reminder that tim is the chair of the god-emperor comm, but also:
Motion to #define "The God-Emporor" as "Kaylie"
Passed, been done

Sam - motion to make the rapid fire comm comm - to make comms pass quickly
Kevin - hmm. I dunno, I don't know if I have anything to say
Sawyer - Kevin had a good point.
Keerthana - fish fish fish
Kate - According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, bla-
Tim - I am sam. I am sam. Sam I am. This should pass
Matt- fish fish fish
Kaylie - motion to change the name to the rapid-fire fire committee committee - friendly
Passed, auctioned to Kaylie for 300, chaired by the chaos god

James - motion to send everyone that dez disagrees with to the corner (the hague, Netherlands)
Matt - motion to change disagrees to agrees
Entire motion was fake because it was posted at 6:02

Kaylie - motion to create the astrology comm - dies b/c no seconds
James - motion to shame the prez for misspelling motions
that's not defined, but we can table people
chair is still tabled for being totally uncool

Tim - motion to make the crickets comm - "unfriendly"
Sawyer - amend purpose: to enjoy a weird baseball-like british sport - unfriendly, pursued - failed ;-;
Kate - motion to change purpose to "" - friendly
James - change purpose to "the empty string" - friendly
Keerthana - motion to change name of comm to rickets
Oliver - motion to change the purpose to "unfriendly" - friendly
Overall motion passes, auctioned to Kevin for 300, chaired by the wind

James - motion to change the speling of Wednesday to wendsday
Kaylie - motion to nominate Liam for 2VP - no, will have to wait until next meeting
Kaylie - motion to make a standing rule such that the God Emporor is whoever had the thing the previous week
Passed

Liam - moat talk
Tim - motion to make a standing rule such that The God-Emporor is whoever has the thing now
ill formed, unusually for Tim. Dies

=Real Relevant Announcements=

Boofcraft is a thing, we still do that

Event this week is kontent. Come make stuff!

=Schmucks=
Kevin - new and improved octominus

Liam - sign up for puzzlehunt or hate him

Sam - if you're a Jew, happy passover. If not, don't leaven

Tim - 3 things:
1: nomms happen during nomm comm reports, try to be present. Also, pay dues
2: God-emporor comm- now chaired by Kaylie
3: motion to GTFO

Meeting Adjourns

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Meeting 3/22/2021

=Officer Reports=

Dez - boothcraft, got exteriors of buildings and it looks like campus

James - took a break for the first time, was niiiice

Sawyer - is resuming playing BTD after his brother bought him it

Kushal - got yelled at for being bad at scrabble

=Comm Reports=
Tim - the adhoc basketball watchers comm - my brother always submits to a bracket pool a bracket which is picked by their parents cat. The cat chooses solely based on mascots. The cat was until recently winning

Kevin - capitalism in action comm - Dr. Seuss racist writings are being taken out, after a while

Kate - qahtz r stoopid - when water bowls have sitting water, cat will not drink and will flip it over. The current fountain is no longer suitable because it has been flipped over at every turn

Shelby - adhoc .... comm - .... blue train station 12 flights up .... shrink wrapped...

Shelby - ad hoc misappropriated "stupid phone isn't working" committee

Tim - NOMM COMM - will report, if you allow a moment
People got nominated

We also had a new person and got to meet them

=Old Business=
Who had thing? James. Who wants thing? Liam

Joke/real nominations during nom comm report are not his fault, any real/joke noms made outside of the report are his fault

=New Business=

Oliver - Motion to pound define "Discord" as "Zoom"
Sawyer- Motion to replace Zoom with Skype - friendly'd
Fails because tie went to chair

Tim - motion to create the 6:02 memorial comm - purpose: 6:03
Oliver - motion to amend 6:03 to 6:02:60
Passed, been changed
Liam - motion to change the name of this committee to the "Oliver made my motijon moot committtee"
Passed, now have the "Oliver made my motijon moot committtee" with purpose 6:02:60
James - motion to change the purpose of this comm to "shame on him"
Passed, been changed - main motion is "Oliver made my motijon moot committtee" with purpose "shame on him"
Main motion passes, dez got worried because people were shield reacting on the vote and he thought there was a weird standing rule enacted. Anyways, auctioned to Tim for 218 Yen, chaired by a union of Oliver and Everyone but Oliver

James - motion to make a standing rule such that :octoplus: and :xup:, and :octold: and :xdown:, are considered interchangable, and when calling for one, both are counted
Oliver - allows for multiple voting so it's a good idea
Liam - forcing the chair to calculate unions during a vote is a bad idea
Motion goes to vote and passes, been changed

=Real/Relevant Announcements=
Nominations for exec are underway! feel free to chat with exec to figure out what to do if you want to run

Event this week is games by comm - play games as a hivemind

We're also still building doherty/wean in minecraft, so come do boothcraft w/ stuff

=Schmucks=
Liam - do puzzlehunt on apr 10th

Liam - making videogame, pop him message to find out moar

Tim - the octoplus/minus SR was SR #69

Tim - motion to GTFO

-Meeting Adjourns-

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Meeting 3/15/2021

=Officer Reports=
Kaylie - committed tax fraud w/ Oliver (not, lol)

James - despite fact that daylight saving times existed, reset clocks on night before, was confused when he thought about the amount of hours he could actually schleep

Sawyer - had event, there was steven. Is contractually obligated to make muffins for kevin

Kushal - computer rejects discord, is on phone. Lost sleep

OliverLiam - got first stabby, made sausages at home

=Committee Reports=
James - misapp. qahtz r stoopid comm - cat is standing in hallway and screaming, not at anything

Liam - cul stds. comm - turns out you can make sausage at home, is good

Sawyer - Adhoc JK Rowling comm - don't forget, 218!

=Old Business=
Keerthana had thing, who wants?
James

Not his fault that school gives him a day off when he has no classes, is his fault that the school has given us a random day off
=New Business=

Liam - motion to change the speling of "motions" to "motiojns", where the change in speling only applies to the parliamentary kind of motion, not regular movement kind
Kaylie chair looks favorably, as she is the one that made the mistake
James - can you change speling of only one of the meanings of the word? - Kinnnd of?
James - motion to only have this apply to the 'meetings' "motion", not like movement-motion
Unfriendly, Pursues - Passes
Main motion passes, been changed

James - motiojn to create the motiojns in motion commttee - to use forces to cause motiojns to be in motion
Liam - wait, the singular isn't changed in speling
James - plural s is a loosely bound suffix so the speling change should work backwards
Passes by heavy abstention, Auctioned to James for 218 - auctioned to anyone in motion or part of a motiojn

Tim - motion to go throught the motions of making motiojns

Liam - motion to create the hatred comm - To create as many standing rules which, while not disruptive to the flow of the meeting, inspire a visceral feeling of disgust in as many people as possible
Tim - motion to recreate the comm to make liam mad
Main Motion Passes, sold to James for 216, chaired by JK Rowling

James - elbissop sa elpoep ynam sa ni tsugsid fo gnileef larecsiv a eripsni ,gniteem eht fo wolf eht ot evitpursid ton elihw ,hcihw selur gnidnats ynam sa etaerc oT
Liam - can this be dilatory
Tim - Amend purpose to: "elbissop sa elpoep ynam sa ni tsugsid fo gnileef larecsiv a eripsni ,gniteem eht fo wolf eht ot evitpursid ton elihw ,hcihw selur gnidnats ynam sa etaerc oT" - "Very Friendly"
Passes, auctioned to James for 269, chaired by gnilwoR KJ

Kate - Motion to change the speling to "motion" to "motijon" - also to only be used for when meeting- based context, not movement
Tim - motion to add the same proviso from the previous standing rule where the change only applies to meeting motijons, not movement motions
James - linguist prescriptivism thinks its fine
Liam - linguistic descriptivism comm - bad
Tim - remember kids, plural doesn't have an N in it!
Motion passes
Postscript from tim: Remember kids: "plural" doesn't have an 'n', so the 'j' before the 'n'. "singular" has an 'i', so the 'j' goes after the 'i'.

Liam - motion to create the linguistic rescriptivism committee - to create as many speling reforms as possible
Passes, sold to Liam for enough to stop JK Rowling (218 yen) - chaired by anyone who spells colour with a U

Kate -Motion to change the speling of colour to color kulor
James - change "color" to "kulor" - friendly
Liam - motion approved by ad hoc anglophobia comm
Passes

James - motion to create the anglophobia committee - "I don't know what scares me more, the colonialism, the tea, or the teeth"
Sam - motion to add an E between the L and O in anglophobia - unfriendly, pursued
Passed, been changed to the Angleophobia comm
Liam - motion to move the "e" one character to the left (the angelophobia comm)
Passes, now the angelophobia comm
Keerthana - Motion to add a u between o and b
James wats
Kate POI, what is the new purpose of the comm then?
Passes, now "angelophoubia" committee
Kate - Motion to change the word "teeth" in the purpose of this committee with "eyes" - fails
motijon to replace "the teeth" in the purpose with "the teeth, the eyes, and the eye-teeth"
Passes, now in the angelophoubia committee - "I don't know what scares me more, the colonialism, the tea, or the teeth, the eyes, and the eye teeth"
Passes, auctioned to keerthana for 269 yen, chaired by Jowling Kowling Rowling

Kevin - "motion to introduce these things" - motions to add 2 emoji - octoplus and octominuz
Passes by acclimation

=Real/Relevant Announcements=

Nominations begin in a week

talk to exec if you want to know more about roles

James - event is movie night - come have good time

=Schmucks=
Tim - do you like basketball or not like basketball or kinda like basketball? - is doing a bracket, details are in schmucks

Liam - do you like puzzles, hunting, and killing (puzzles)? check schmucks for puzzlehunt stuffs. There are prizes!

Tim - motion to purple

Liam - play game

-Meeting Adjourns-

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Meeting 3/8/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - didn't realize that he'd been assigned to read the entire Supreme court model revisited, spent weekend doing that

Kaylie - got stardew valley boardgame. was good

James - had to read a paper on linguistics. agreed with the point but hated the presentation

Sawyer - now has lone pair

Kushal - was cooking indian food - asked to make not spicy, which is difficult after one has added chili spice

Oliver - said sketch stuff "I bank with whoever asks me the least questions"

=Comm Reports=

Liam - KGB puzzlehunt mem comm - puzzlehunt is on -DATE- so go to that <Probably belongs in schucks ngl>

Kaylie - QahtzRStoopid - cats laid next to each other, so are stupid but also friendship

Kevin - Good News comm - good news! Internship - must take drug test!

Oliver - ad-hoc can't stop won't stop game stop - stonks is doing well

Tim - nom comm - would like to briefly report, we've got elections coming up for exec on Apr 19th - will take nomms in two weeks time, so if you wanna run talk to exec

Oliver - adhoc chemists comm - if you study well for drug test, can get a lone pair above your name too!

=Old Business=
Thing goes to Keerthana - not her fault that the fact that kaylie had the thing last week, is her fault that henry had the thing for like, forever

Tim - no orders of the day

Oliver motions to take a look at the previous meeting's minutes

Tim - the minutes further elided various colors with fish not enough times - 19 colors replaced with 8 fish, not a good look

Oliver's specific motion - amend "Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for me and sawyer" as posted in 18:11 to "Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for James" - passed, been amended

=New Business=
Keerthana - motion to make the only valid speling of minutes yoctoseconds
Would be dilatory if it wasn't privlidged
Failed

Kaylie - motion to the left - ->

James - motion to make the "when this has stopped us before comm" - to answer when this has stopped us before. Oliver is one example. And Keerthana
Kevin - motion to amend the purpose to the comm to be "Oliver is one example. And Keerthana" - friendly
Passed, sold to Tim for 99 yen. Chaired by "The comm of the whole"

Oliver - motion to #define £1 as the number of lb of dogs in the nearest pound to breed hall pounding a # sign with 1 lbf of force
Probably close to 0, also is unitless
Keerthana - can we only dicuss power in units of horsepower
Passed, now have a new way to say 0 that will definitely get math taxed

Sam - motion to make the filobuster comm - purpose: overstuff baklava
Passed, auctioned to james for 200 yen - chaired by the senate

Kaylie - motion to- *6:02'd*

Kaylie - motion to make a standing rule such that a committee that is sold for less than $2 US dollars (or the equivalent in another currency) is automatically chaired by jk rowling
Sam - wants to factor in not being retroactive, already implied by verbage
James - POI context? JK is apparently on a huge transphobia spree
Sam - has she done anything particularly bad in the past 2 weeks? no, but has in the last month in general
Rule passes, been changed

Sawyer - filibuster comm - to engage in an (at least nominally) unauthorized military expedition into a foreign country or territory to foment or support a revolution
PASSED BY ACCLIMATION WOO BAYBEE - sold to kaylie for 317 yen, chaired by anyone who has made baklava

Liam - Motion to declare J.K. Rowling an official enemy of the KGB as an organization
Moves to vote, passes
Prospekt - motion to engange in an (at least nominally) unauthorized military expedition against JK Rowling - Out of order

Sawyer - give the org. money comm - to pass a comm that I will pay to have JK rowling chair
Fails, org doesn't want money

Oliver - motion to make the phillybuster comm - with the purpose to stuff Philadelphia with baklava
passes, sold to Oliver for 500 yen, chaired by a set of all human beings excluding JK Rowling

Kate - "fuck I showed up to meeting but had a comm report" comm - Purpose: to be able to make your committee report anyway (hint help me make the standing rule hint)
Kate - just for clarification: dez can avoid calling on her to make standing rule, can't avoid everyone
Passed, sold to oliver for 218 yen, whichbanded

Saywer - motion to #define 218 yen as "enough to stop JK Rowling"
Tim - is it though
James - shouldn't we have this switched
Kate - just wanted to point out that us being in yen doesn't last after annual meeting, so will one outdate the other? No
Sam - reminder that as cool as the upcoming harry potter game looks, not buying it also stops her
Passed

=Real, Relevant Announcements=
Nominations start in two week's time

Even this week: RPG Knight! come play some oneshots! sign up at the event post

=Shmucks=
Liam - making videojames, do the dm and do the form

Kaylie - help us make a virtual version of campus! Thursdays 5:00-730, saturdays 7:00 to 9:00 so we can do CTFWS and ITR?
Tim - motion to fish fish fish, fish fish fish, fish fish and gtfo

-Meeting Adjourns-

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Meeting 3/1/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - spent too long thinking on what mecha-anime to watch - specifically all of his time

Kaylie - knitted some bernie mittenz - floating is hard - part of CFA (can't fucking float, nor spell)

James - dnd game caused him to be teleported back in time. When explaining why they had to get back, they were told "but y would u want to tho"

Sawyer - burned his hand, used cute glassware

Kushal - built a snowman for the first time last week. Unfortunately, I made it the day right before pittsburgh suddenly got warm. It died quickly. Submit to Pravda?

Oliver - banned from CMU network, thankfully got unbanned

= Comm Reports =
Liam - corn sub - brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tim - exec get it together comm - Feb 22th is the date of any events? wut (got fixed)

= Old Business =
Thing goes to kaylie - isn't' her fault that her joke in exec reports didn't land, is her fault that other things will not land

No order of today

= New Business =
James - motion to make the stillness comm - to cease all other motions from existing
Keerthana - motion to rename to "stoners committe"
Unfriendly, not pursued
Main motion passed, Auctioned to james for 300 yen - chaired by anyone who doesn't have their shield up on a motion

Kaylie - motion to create the capitalism in action committee - to discuss when corporations use social movements to make money
Kate - I am willing to report for this
Tim - Yes, but also when we auction this, it'll be ironic
Liam - motion to change the purpose of the commitee to "more like crapitalism" - Friendly
James - if there isn't a bidding war for this there'll be no capitalism
Tim - motion to change to "Kapitalism Gin 🅱️action" with a silent G and 🅱️ - friendly
Passed, auction to Oliver for 666, chaired by Karl Marx

Oliver - motion to create the @ Everyone comm - too trick the recsec into pinging at everyone
Sold to Oliver for 369 yen, chaired by Darock

Liam - motion to create 0 width joiner comm - ‍
Passed, sold to Liam for 100 yen, chaired by "Duyo 'aveto Ascque"

Kaylie - motion to purple - in order

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that if a color is in order as per a standing rule or bylaw, it's complementary color is out of order (and vice versa)
Dez - complimentary under what system? i.e. bit inversion or color wheel -- chosen color wheel (additive pigmenting)

Oliver - motion to amend such that color wheel is replaced with RBG, and replace complementary color as (RGB value + 69) mod 256 - dies because no 2nds
Keerthana - I think fish fish fish
Passed, been changed

Kate - motion to tangerine - killed by 6:02

Keerthana - mtn to make a standing rule that a motion to 50% grey is in order - dilatory?
Keerthana - is not clarifying which side it's on, purpose is to russle some jimmies
PASSED, been changed

Keethana - mtn to 50% grey- dilatory

Liam - motion to buy fewer pomelos
Passed, done

James - discord key comm - to make sure the right things on discord are locked and the right things are unlocked
Tim - are the potential chairs of this comm ready for the awesome responsibility of locking/unlocking channels
Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for me and sawyer

Kate - motion to allocate a sum up to but not exceeding $15 to buy more tangerines?
Keerthana - could kate clarify the question mark
Moves to vote, Passes, been allocated

Oliver - motion to email the defectors that previously donated $5000 previously that we allocated $15 to buy tangerines
Kate - POI, if this passes is the org bound to actually do this?
Kaylie - 2 words - tangerine trophy
Tim - Why aren't we buying more tangerines?
Fails

THE FINAL MOTION
Kaylie - motion to purple

=Real Relevant Announcements=
We doin boothcraft w/ stuff - survey forms state that we have some times picked out. come help build so we can ctfws

This week's event: trivia nite - sign up for a category or we'll hate you

also, a form for next week exists: RPG knight. be sure to sign up or be a 2d cube

= Schmucks =
Liam has a videogeme, look to schmuck channel to play

Tim - let liam go first unless he's ending

Liam tries to end

Tim - motion to orange fish fish fish fish fish fish harlequin, heliotrope, fish fish, tangerine, gtfo

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Meeting 2/22/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - played coup, didn't coup well

Kaylie - attempting to knit bernie mittenz - wants to make own pattern

James - vacuuming occurs at 3:00AM. Watching out for vampyres

Sawyer - made cardboard box, took time

We have a nom com! It's Kate, Keerthana, Dez, Tim

Kushal - friend had a birthday, got smashed, saw parentz, was weird

Oliver - Coup, thought everyone was faking so challenged. Ended badly

=Comm Reports=
Kevin - not Nommcomm comm - doesn't know what nom com is

Tim - concept of Nom Com comm - elections are coming up for who runs this org, we need to encourage people who are eligible for positions to run. Need a full slate of candidates as required by bylaws. In the meantime, if you're interested in running, a good place to run is to contact the person doing that job now!

James - probably misapp. qahtz R stoopid comm - reports a picture of a cat in a bocks

Kaylie - qahtz R stoopid comm - made a cardboard box for treats, caused angry cat-ting

=Old Business=
Thing - goes to Keerthana - isn't her fault we've only got a day off, but is her fault we can hear pen clicks

No New Business

=New Business=

Oliver- Nom Corn Comm - nominate several bushels of corn as chair
Tim - motion to amend purpose to read "to nom on several bushels of corn"
Sawyer -it's a corn idea
Keerthana - amend purpose of "to nom on several bushels of corn for exec"
Sam - motion to amend such that the motion reads "motion to create the nom corn cob*" - Unfriendly, Pursued - Passed with President tiebreaker (Oliver loses control)
Kaylie - it's a corn idea
Main motion passes, auctioned to tim for 630 yen - chaired by anyone who likes, corn, zombies, exec

Keerthana - Motion to create a standing rule such that the only recognized pronunciation of \Latex is "lay-teks"
James - fish fish fish
Oliver - motion to amend lay-teks to keer-ther-na - FRIENDLY
Oliver - motion to amend keer-ther-na to good luk (sic) - not seconded
Main motion passes, rule stands

Liam - moshun too creeait the kaygeebee lingwhistik preeskriptivihzm komitee - too standurdiyze speling
Tim - he spelleed the and "speling" correctly
James - motion to change the purpose to "prescriptivism is bad and you should feel bad" - unfriendly, pursued.
Liam - motion to fix the speling of this amendment - ill defined
James' amendment passes, Liam loses control
Main motion passes, sold to James for 420 yen - chaired by anyone who feels correct being on this board

Kaylie - motion to make the standing rules that eject the chair relating to emojis sit down with the purpose tim please help
Tim - ....It's 6:02 currently, sooo
Motion dies

Kaylie - motion to make the standing rules relating to emojis that eject the chair or declare the chair vacant sit down with the purpose thanks tim
Tim's contribution:
28 PASSED 10/12/2020 sr (delayed, eff. 10/26/2020 17:57): upvote and downvote emojis cannot be repeats of any emojis used in the previous 3 votes. If a repeat emoji is used, the rules are suspended, the chair is declared vacant, and a new chair is selected in accordance to KGB bylaws.
44 PASSED 11/23/2020 sr (delayed, eff. 2/1/2021 18:00): between 5:48 and 6:07 pm, the previous standing rule regarding varying voting emojis is inactive, and instead only :xup:, :xdown:, and 🦑 can be used as voting emojis, but cannot be used for the same vote position twice in a row. A breach of this standing rule results in a suspension of the rules and the chair being ejected from the meeting
45 PASSED 11/30/2020 sr: the chair must use emojis for votes that are related to each other on some level. This can be disputed by the general body. If more than one member of the general body disputes, it must go to a vote. If the vote passes, and the chair is found guilty of choosing unrelated emojis, they will be ejected. If the emoji is found relevant, anyone who raised the dispute will be ejected
Tim - Wanted to point out that this doesn't include standing rule 48, which is about declaring the winner of the general body meeting
Liam - cites slippery slope of chair being overpowered
Tim - we should make them sit down, but we should also make dez go through this one last time
Kaylie - trying to make meeting a bit less hellish for newbies and oldies (Dez)
Kate - I feel like any attempts to make meetings less hellish for new members feels unlike the spirit of the org
Sam - it's a shame standing rule 45 was not invokes as often as it should have been, but likely due to dez doing a good job

Keerthana - motion to purple
Purple
Goes to vote, PASSES

Dez comments with jubilation, Liam reports "this is how democracy dies. not with a bang, but with a my profile pic" (in reference to his profile picture being used as the oposed for the motion)

James - motion to create a a standing rule such that a motion to "banish to the shadow realm" is interpreted as a motion to "table for 3 weeks, or until they atone for their sins", with being a standin for some person, motion, or concept
Liam - motion to change to speling of motion to emotion - dies without second
Motion passes, standing rule stands

Oliver - motion to change the speling of sin to cos
James - POI, do changes of speling oppose to all homophones?
Sawyer- wants to go off on a tan
Fails - worth noting it almost passed after being antiseconded 9 times

Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that a motion to correct the speling is privilaged and always in order - dies w/o second
Tim - a question for the chair - do you want to make things even more sensical? Can move to repeal 4 more standing rules
Tim - Motion to repeal the following Standing Rules:
17 PASSED 9/14/2020 sr: spelling of opposed is "favir"
18 PASSED 9/14/2020 sr: spelling of favor is "oposed"
39 PASSED 11/23/2020 sr: speling of "james" is "oliver"
47 PASSED 12/7/2020 sr: speling of "abstain" is "ebbschteyn"

Note: Other official spelings would be unaffected by these repeals, such as: priviliged, "the hague, netherlands", speling, cambridge, cambridge, carnegie mellon university, monitary, ammend, apend, qahtz, and cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd.
Sam - motion to strike rule 47 - friendly'd
Sam - motion to strike rule 39 - friendly'd if friendly for James and Oliver both - done
Moves to vote: PASSES

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion is sinful if it contains an emoji or the word "emoji" in its name, purpose or other text, and it has atoned for its sins when it has been amended such that it is no longer sinful
Dez ruled dilatory as it makes a dilatory page in a previous standing rule

Kaylie - motion to salute the chair to attone for our sins of putting him through emoji hell

=Real/Relevant Announcements=

We're doing a slew of events

Notably, Tuesday! show up

also, send in trivia categories

Dez - We're exec, we do things! If you want to be on exec, message someone who can help

Kaylie - reminder that boothcraft w/ stuff still has a when2meet in real/relevant announcements

=Schmucks=

Liam - still making a strategy game, contact him to play

Liam - motion to read

Liam - motion to fish fish fish this is out of order

Meeting Adjourns

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Meeting 2/15/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - event, made turrible headbonk stairs, but virtual! Ordered heart-shaped pizzas

Kaylie - mineced raft, Matt made her a terrible name and skin. Had a steaky valentines day

James - vampire situation -now is awake more at night and sleeping during day, probably compromised

Sawyer - played ace attorney and finished it, ordered a book to fill the hole left in heart

Kushal - given a pizza omlette, tasted surprisingly good. Submit 2 pravda

Oliver - listened to Sawyer play AA from adjacent room - slept in Qatar class

=Committee Reports=
Liam - corn sub board - 5.40, so not enough to drop below the dollar threshold

Kaylee - kats on keyboard - 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777

Tim - misapp. meeting landmine comm - Success! Thanks Kate

Liam - cul. stds. comm - steakon is a bad idea (bacon on stake)

Kaylie - misapp culinary substds comm - pizza omelettes are gud idea

= Old Business =
Sawyer had thing, James wants it. James isn't at fault for the amt of snow, is at liability for lawsuits

Tim - order of today party
Liam calls to question
Party is made, Oliver buys for 420 yen and is chair

=New Business=
Sawyer - Motion to change the name of the channel we’re currently in to “meeting-non-nonverbal”
Passes, been done

Liam - Motion to replace all mentions of "minecraft booth" in official proceedings with "boothcraft"

James - motion to create the desert that used to be Carthage memorial Committee - "Remember, we were remembering the desert, not Carthage. We don't care about carthage"
Tim - what does it mean to be be Carthage?
Liam - motion to strike "the desert that used to be be"
Moves to vote, Passes, sold to james for 302 Yen, chaired by anyone who used to live in the current state of deseret

Oliver - motion to allocate $0.10 for james to buy a new keyboard - got bylaw'd

Kaylie - motion to create the mario party
We never established what happens when a chair leaves, and there's no succession order
Mario party still exists so we can't really do that

Oliver - motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out and eject the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting
Liam - strike "any members who call out and eject the chair" and replace with "all members, when the chair is ejected"
Oliver - I can't do officer reports 5 times per week guys pls
Tim - keep in mind that nuking the meeting prevents us from making actual announcements and also letting people know what happens
Liam's amendment fails

An EMERGENCY vote for an interpretation of what constitutes emoji not being used in the same position twice
It is decided that having one emoji in the same spot but the others switched is acceptable under the purview of the standing rules at present
Back to the main motion:

The updated motion from Oliver: motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out the chair and that which results in the ejection of the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting, let's just also add a survival clause to make this SR survive a suspension of the rules for the lolz
Tim - really though, it's either a bad idea or a horrible no-op
Main motion fails

Keerthana - Motion to create the Mario12666923 party
Comment on reasoning "well there's already a mario party, but there's no Mario12666923 party"
Passed, Sold to and chaired by Sawyer for 126 yen

Liam - motion to create number 7 comm - Stop asking about the purpose of the number 7 committee, Dez.
Dies because no seconds

=Real Relevant Announcements=
Kgb Exists

Event this week is KGBitterness party

=Schmucks=
Liam - makes videogame

Tim - motion to P,P, S, P

Kaylie - Boothcraft is a thing! Will send a when2meet

Tim - motion to GTFO

-Meeting Adjourns-

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Meeting 2/8/2021

=Officer Reports=

Dez - mastered tasks - wrote 145 lines of patchy notes

James - had 2 friends go completely inversed sleep schedule, other friend says how great the sun is! Vampyre infiltrated the'burgh

Sawyer – went in to lab, ran a bit late, explained that he would be experimenting with borrowed thyme, not living on it

Kushal - roomates decided they should be actual adults, did an ikea - spent several hours assembling the chair

Oliver - tried to implement http protocol server - apparently that's hard

=Committee Reports=
Sam - culinary stds comm - entire apartment smells like pork, don't tell him how 2 fix

Tim - ad-hoc currency board along with the corn subs board made a report in auctions nonverbal

Woody - ad-hoc comm to report something- success

Kushal -comm to hunt humans for sports - last week was 2 yr anniversary of polar bear excursion to russian arctic

Oliver - adhoc can't stop won't stop game stop: $59.53

James - hivemind - we would like to report that potatoes are sometimes edible, end report

Keerthana - adhoc completely ordinary logos comm - recently, a popular online clothing store in india changed logo, stopped it from looking quite as much like a naked
woman spreading

=Old Business=
Keerthana had it, who wants it.
Sawyer wants it, isn't his fault dez forgot the spiel, is his fault kaylie isn't here to give it

No old business

=New Business=
Sam - motion to make an order for today
Out of order

Oliver - motion to create the game stopped comm - tell you to pause that online game you're playing
Kevin - 5 more minutes
Sawyer - you're always on that nintendo
Liam - change purpose to The stock market do what nintendon't
Unfriendly. Pursued, Passed. Been changed
Main motion passes, Dez TRIPS ON A LANDMINE and puts the wrong emojis (must use xup, xdown, squid between 5:48 and 6:07 PM)

Chair vacant: Oliver, Kaylie, Sawyer nominated to fill
Oliver wins, ascends to the chair! Not Sawyer!

Returning to the auction, sold to Dez for 700 Yen. Chaired by Kevin

Sam - emojihunting comm - to make sure there's an ample supply for emoji meat for dez to feast on
Sold! to Liam for 200 Yens. Chaired by anyone who wrote, produced, or acted in the emoji movie

Kaylie - motion to make the kats on keyboards comm - cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd
Tim - how did that get sent, d isn't near the enter key?
Sawyer - motion to change the speling of cats to kats
Liam (on the latter bit) - motion to strike "kats" and replace with "qahtz" - ... passed, amended

Motion to change speling of cats to qahtz, passed
Back to original motion "qahtz on keyboards committe"
Sam - motion to change the speling* of "yeah, you heard that" to "cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd" - passed by acclimation
Dez calls to question, so does Kaylie
Keerthana - motion to autocorrect qahtz to quartz - not defined
Motion passes, moves to auction - sold to james for 800 yen, chaired by anyone owned by a cat

James - order of today party
Liam - motion to table for a week
Passed, tabled

Dez - motion to make the rules pertaining to emoji usage fuck off - heavily antiseconded, no seconds

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that amendments to amendments are in order - dilatory, heavily antiseconded

FINAL MOTION - Keerthana - Motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to sea foam green - dilatory/out of order
Sam - motion to make a standing rule that Liam can't propose standing rules
kaylie - motion to amend this standing rule such that it only pertains to today? - Unfriendly, unseconded
Dez - this'd be extremely funny, but also not that funny
James - do we need his assent? No, this is technically censure
Tim - motion to construe this
Fails, dies

=Real/Relevant Announcements=
We r kgb

James - event! Tool training for minecraft

=Schmucks=
-Liam makes video game, playtest in schmuck

-Tim - Woody had to leave but schmucked in schmuck channel

-Dez in the wind - motion to purple purple seafoam green, purple seafoamgreen, gitfo

Meeting Adjourned

Minutes20210201

2023-04-27T01:56:23Z

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Meeting 2/1/2021
<Emoji despots as reactions>

=Committee Reports=
<Emoji reacts on message about comfyshield>
guys I'm not a dezpot for not letting you comment in the minutes

=Officer Reports=
Dez - ran three different versions of the same scenario in an RPG. ants were defeated until they weren't
Kaylie - picking up glasses. No comment
James - didn't do much, killed some antz. Played dez's game. Unrelated statements
Kaylie Again - had a break, got new glasses and found out hooooly shit she can see now
Sawyer - witnessed Upitt's awfulness of architecture
Kushal - indian spices were had, new jersey was run through. Sub mitt to prav dah
Oliver - fake break, actually attended Qatar

=Committee Reports=

Liam - corn sub board - 5.50 X3
Sam - ad hoc "now that's what I call statistics comm". Craig's "I am calm" graph pairs $GME and also covid cases for max confusion
=SPECIAL BUSINESS WEEWOO=
So Booth has sent nothing back for us, also pandemic has worsened
Exec decided we probs shouldn't do booth, but we should still do a project!
We'd like to hear what ya got
Sam - if we do do a ctfws base, it's not from scratch because sam did some stuffs
Liam - it is good idea because would be dangerous. Minecraft would be a neat collective project so sure
Oliver - not very good at minecraft and wondering if anyone else feels the same
Kate - semi-similar thoughts. Good idea to do it regardless, but less accessible than regbooth. Maybe also have another project going with it?
James - we should do something
Kaylie - don't know much about MC but is best idea she had. Some of exec thought it would be good in lieu of other recruitment stuffs
Sam - if for whatever reason we don't want to do specifically CTFWS then it can pivot
Liam - to get back on the covid thing, is very irresponsible to do anything like that in person

=Old Business=
Tim, any orders of the day?
The thing will happen before we finish that thought
Liam had it, Keerthana wants it. Is not her fault that there's another semester of zoom university. Is her fault that zoom is a wee bit janky
Back to the other thing, we've got:
-from the ootd of the 20th of jan 2020, a motion to create the "'from the ootd of the 27th of jan 2020' a motion to create a com" com: with the purpose "from the ootd of the 13th of jan 2020 with the purpose 'com'"
James - motion to add "from the ootd of Feb 1 2021" to the front of both the purpose and tite, and "committee" to end of the committee
Liam - motion to fish fish fish that a title is a fish fish fish and a committee is referred to as a chapter
Sam - how do we just not - motion to reconsider the existence of the KGB
Passed, Been Amended, returning to original motion

James - motion to table for two years
Oliver swoops in with a blank replacement for two
Motion fails
Called to question
Kate - motion to strike two years and replace with indefinitely
Passed, been tabled for future us
No Other orders of the day

=New Business=
Keerthana - motion to table the chair
Discarded because 6:02

Keerthana - motion to table the chair
Liam - motion to append " until he stops being totally lame"
Role call vote makes the appendment pass
Returning to main motion, it passes by acclimation

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to "reconsider the existence of the KGB" is a motion to pause all proceedings for 10 seconds, during which time any individual who speaks or types anything in chat is immediately ejected from the meeting

Tim - fundraising com: to raise funds
Passes, sold to Kushal for 420 yens

=Real Relevant Announcements=
We're not doing booth, but we are doing projects! Let us know what ya think
Event - KGB taskmaster. Send vids to James. Be here friday at 7 in event general to come along
Liam is make a videogame

GTFO, meeting adjourned

KGBitcoin

2023-04-27T01:51:08Z

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'''KGBitcoin''' was first a bunch of wood circles with the word "KGBitcoin" etched onto the circles. It was then reborn as non-descript plastic coins that were handed out as the prize for our [[Monopoly (Booth)|2023 Booth]].

=== Notable inventors ===

Notable inventors of KGBitcoin include:

* [[sacunnin]] (ca. [[Minutes20160321|2016]])
* [[skroneme]] (ca. [[Monopoly (Booth)|2023]])

Kevinson

2023-04-27T01:47:17Z

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'''Kevin Song''' ('''kevinson''') is a person who feels awkward when writing articles about himself.

In 2022, Kevin made a lot of Booth posters. Although one of these posters sold for more than a hundred dollars during a [[Useless Stuff Auction]], he continues to regret the monstrosities he has created.

Kevin should not be trusted with print quota, stickers, or anything bearing adhesive properties. He also should not be trusted with paint, as evidenced by the current state of this god-forsaken campus.

==Officer Dossiers:==

===President, 2022-2023===
Kevin started his journey as a lowly CorSec, writing [[Pravda?]] and keeping the general body updated on each new event. Little did we know, he had a greater goal in mind: total KGB domination. Now, he has ascended to the throne of President, and controls all the inner machinations of the org. Let all tremble at his power.

Likes: Finely crafted plans, events running smoothly, the fence

Dislikes: Rain calls

===CorSec, 2021-2022===
Kevin never actually learned how to read, but the people that hired him to write emails for the org haven't realized that yet. He spends his days wandering on campus, staring vacantly at flyers in the UC, and asking you (yes, you) for Pravda? submissions.

Power: Photoshop Affinity

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KGBitcoin

2023-04-27T01:45:59Z

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Kgbitcoin

2023-04-27T01:45:59Z

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#REDIRECT [[KGBitcoin]]

Monopoly (Booth)

2023-04-27T01:45:40Z

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[[KGB]]'s [[2022 Officers|2023]] [[Booth]]. The [[Carnival]] theme was "Scotty in Wonderland" (which [[kevinson]] is still peeved about). This was KGB's second booth since 2018, which meant that only a few people had any idea what they were doing. Fortunately, our six chairs, [[chood]], [[mckennab]], [[zhengham]], [[acacciat]], [[ejchapma]], and [[eplin]], led us to complete a single-story Blitz booth on [[Midway]].

The booth featured vibrant murals of a Monopoly (the game)-like board, from the eye-level of the houses on the board. Entering the booth would reveal the inside of a dull, corporate tax-filing/(tax-evasion?) office, with a passage-way into a dark tunnel lined with corporate slogans and Monopoly (the game) spaces representing campus buildings. The end of the tunnel would return participants to the office-setting, where participants could then become two players of a water-cooler fishing game, with a prize of [[KGBitcoin|a plastic coin]] if the players could fish the washer out of the cooler.

== Notable features ==

* A long interior wall -> "longer" booth
* Blacklight usage with UV-glowing paint

== Things learned ==

* JSA is scary good at booth

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Djyin

2023-04-24T21:21:43Z