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Committee To Give Scorri Sugar

2013-10-22T15:59:33Z

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Head over to the [[Committee To Give Scorri "Sugar"]].
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Committee To Give Scorri More Sugar

2011-04-26T03:22:53Z

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Created by Mander back during the 2010-2011 school year.

Committee reports usually involve giving scorri "sugar".

Committee To Give Scorri Sugar

2011-04-26T01:49:23Z

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Did you mean [[Committee To Give Scorri "Sugar"]]?

Committee To Give Scorri "Sugar"

2011-04-26T01:48:30Z

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Purpose: to give [[scorri]] "sugar"

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Minutes201100404

2011-04-18T03:47:47Z

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Minutes20110411

2011-04-18T03:47:27Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Booth and some other stuff Some homework Is saving pun for next week Is hungry. Efor...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Booth and some other stuff
Some homework
Is saving pun for next week
Is hungry.
Eforney
Move on, went to rolls
Playtested puzzle hunt
AUO had a concert!
Is the same as a booth chair?
Pun: "in case she was focusing"
New People!
Rene, biology, new jersey, she doesn't know
Zsparks
Baked a shitload of pizza yesterday
Pun: "cardimum's the word"
Arsenij
Did a bunch of work
Has some more pravda stuff
platforms! submit them!
submit to pravda
Twright
Lots of booth
Pun: "a herd in the band is worth Boo in the tush"
Scorri
Involved working on Booth, which was fun
Put a roof up, then sat on the roof for a while
We have a sturdy (ish) roof
worked on 110 for a little bit
Pun: "110 proof"
Bubbles
Booth and almost nothing else
Pun: "ruth is it a lot of fun, but ultimately turk, and a lot of pun"

Committee Reports
Ad-hoc committee to assassinate exec other than president reports continued failure
Dan Kirby is so full of himself says doesn't he have the most awesome umbrella ever
Committee to groan at bswolf's jokes groans
Gratuitous obscenity committee with committee to not burn down r7, etc., says party at R7 this saturday at 9pm
251 torture committee apologizes for stealing all the booth labor
Don't worry it's for science committee reports yes I have been working on booth... it's for science
misappropriated cannibal committee reports that k$sha was on pitt's campus yesterday
ITR! *friday night*!
Fortune-telling fish committee would like to predict success for the committee to earthquake, hurricane, and flood R7
Ad-hawk reports hawk cock block
Booth committee signs people up for booth shifts
we are the most on-time org this year!
Nom com!
Take the last nominations
nominations close!

Old Business
Quuxum gets the thing - elections are not his fault
Vote on the amendments!
#1, regarding documentation of elections
passes unanimously
#2, regarding timelines of elections
passes unanimously

New Business
Create the ad-hoc guac committee to if you stopped carol from writing his greatest poem, it would be a jabberwock block
Lots of cock block puns
Passed; sold to xander, chairs him
Allocate $100 for the defectors party - passed
Allocate $100 to cover puzzlehunt shortfall over pizza
Create 99 problems committee to feel bad for you son
Lots of 99 problems puns
Passed; sold to Dan Kirby for $6, chairs him and clyde and glisson
Create the twice-dead committee to resurrect the committee that has been disbanded twice in two weeks
Call the question IMMEDIATELY
Passed; sold to scorri, DISBANDED

Announcements
EVENT! Defectors party! Saturday in DH A310 at noon
Puzzlehunt!
COME TO ELECTIONS NEXT WEEK - failure to have a quorum means jboning stays president
Booth - watch the bboard, be on time to watch shifts, come help out
Post platforms ASAP!

Shmuck
anbrown@andrew has a house and needs to fill it
if you are female and want to live in AXO this summer, email eforney
Founder of reddit is speaking tonight
pioneers need a driveway to park in! email them if you have one

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Minutes20110404

2011-04-18T03:47:10Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Something happened this weekend or something Got swag from google games thing Pun: "Broke through the fourth...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Something happened this weekend or something
Got swag from google games thing
Pun: "Broke through the fourth wall"
Eforney
Was a newsboy all of saturday, talking like this and whatnot
Greek sing is draining
Pun: "set an example"
Prefers x-bar theory
New People!
Will, architecture from ohio, wearing a blue shirt today
Zsparks
Full of college visits
(ccolombo wants to be caroline for the weekends)
Also full of fanfiction
Indiana University in Bloomington is apparently beautiful and hardcore
Apparently his roommate hangs out on fanfiction forums
Pun: "separate the cheat from the laugh"
Arsenij
There was a japanese culture/anime con this weekend
It was interesting but was directed mostly at 16-year-old girls
Pun: "anal sex"
Also there is an addon to the pravda from last week!
submit to pravda
Twright
Worked on booth
pun: "Worth every Penny"
Scorri
Worked on booth and made letters which were awesome
Her computer crashed while she was working on programming, now she has rewritten the whole thing overnight
Pun: "wear my hearth on my sleeve"
Bubbles
Potluck on friday was a good time, played old people card games
MAAAAD booth stuff, the Kage is so full, which is a good thing
Pun: "6.02x10^23"

Committee Reports
Booth committee has a long report
Booth shit is going down!
- Go to the UC on Friday and get a wristband and hardhat; if you don't you're not allowed to work on booth!
- Moveon! Meet in the Kage at 7pm, we will carry everything onto Midway at once at 845pm
- Build week: we'll be working on Midway at most rational hours, you're welcome to come help
- Watch shifts: BE ON TIME TO WATCH SHIFTS! - slots are signed up for, link on bboard
- Working booth shifts: ALSO BE ON TIME!
Nom Com gathers nominations
Egotistical Committee anticipates success
Committee to give scorri sugar reports success
Ad-hoc committee to assasssinate the 2veep reports failure

Old Business
Matt Britton gets the thing - turning in malloc is not his fault

New Business
twright runs a thing
approval committee
purpose i can't type fast enough on qwerty this sucks
dan kirby runs a thing
Create the Dan Kirby is full of himself committee to dan kirby is full of himself
Risk committee says "yeah... risk"
Passed; sold to dan kirby for $6, chairs HIM ONLY
Create the Alternative Currency committee to get KGB to accept weird coins and to defeat scunning
Change purpose to "an alternative to direct currency"; unfriendly passes
Passed; sold to mcginnis for $10, chairs him
Allocate $100 for food for Moveon and for build week as a whole; it's a good idea
Exec is proposing two amendments to the bylaws; they affect election timelines and documentation

Announcements
Puzzlehunt! soon (April 23)
EVENT! Moveon! at the Kage!
Sweatshirts

Shmucks
Computer Club has retro gaming night in the UC
Dan Kirby wants to go lasertagging during carnivalish

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Minutes

2011-04-18T03:46:01Z

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Minutes

2011-04-18T03:39:50Z

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MinutesExec20110415

2011-04-18T03:33:44Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning It is his last report as a member of exec! There is a booth, he helped build it some The lighting turned on!...

Officer Reports
Jboning
It is his last report as a member of exec!
There is a booth, he helped build it some
The lighting turned on! Despite some minor issues
Tim Broman and him and Glisson and Jared are awesome
Got up to watch buggy
5:45 hours of sleep last night
Eforney
She is really out of ability to speak. Holy crap she needs to sleep a lot
Ahhhhhhhhh
Did move on and worked on booth a lot, didn't quantify or keep track or anything
Did the booths
Wursday was difficult
*giggles*
Mom I can run across the porp I can do it I can do it
Wursday had to stop jigging because she was sort of sleeping on alex
Slept in alex's bed and surprised bubbles
Did the kiltie band (the whole kiltie band)
The bagpipes made her want to cry with joyness and I love carnival
Buggy, she pushed hill three, she is never doing it again unless they ask her
5 hours of sleep last night
Zsparks
Is going to grad school in Indiana! Woo
Would be really creepy if he was a grad student befriending all these undergraduate sorority girls
Went to a bar in mcgill and they had legit frenchy beer
Eforney would take him to a gay bar
On the way to montreal and all his flights were delayed and stayed in philadelphia overnight
12 hours of sleep last night
Arsenij
Has been working on some booth, doing late night watch shifts
Went to bed at 7am and kept expecting to sleep forever, instead waking up at 11am
Normal sleep schedule is 2-6... sleep schedule is fucked
4 hours of sleep last night
Twright
I worked on booth
I woke up to watch kelly push a booth - NO NOT A BUGGY, A BOOTH
Wrote a thing that lets you text a word to a number and find out if it is scrabble
3:30 hours of sleep last night
Scorri
Built booth
Started building 2d portal for 110
(We have an argument about Valve)
Did lots of art for the booth
Got up to watch people push buggy
6 hours of sleep last night
Bubbles
[REDACTED]
Oh my god that was moist
Made booth happen and it was cool
The wind decided our tarpaper wouldn't stay, so it didn't stay
But it was good for the judges, so that's okay

Business
Defectors Party
Cake, Tangerines, Drinks (Juice in addition to soda, milk?)
[REDACTED]
We need to do the bake barter
Tables are reserved by Zsparks
Useless Stuff next Friday
Ask Jared to be the auctioneer

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MinutesExec20110408

2011-04-18T03:33:09Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Booth is happening eventually Didn't manage to get all his homework done Eforney Helping at AXO - ho...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Booth is happening eventually
Didn't manage to get all his homework done
Eforney
Helping at AXO - how horrible!
Zsparks
Is here because his visit to mcgill is happening in the middle of next week
Has to decide where he's going to grad school, people keep throwing money at him
Indiana is probably the best fit for him
Arsenij
Is wearing a hard hat
Twright
Has a hard hat, elsewhere
Scorri
Someone offered to buy one of her crochet things
Bubbles
Hopefully is rested enough for build week
...he needs to be awake for build week...

Business
Defectors Party
Apparently we don't have a room?
Saturday 12pm
Election Proctors
Jared, Quuxum? (he hasn't been around), Zsparks
Reserve a room for useless stuff (after elections)

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MinutesExec20110401

2011-04-18T03:32:36Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Slept all of the hours Had been up all of the hours before that Eforney Slept from 5 to 11 - AM or P...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Slept all of the hours
Had been up all of the hours before that
Eforney
Slept from 5 to 11 - AM or PM?
Greek Sing rehearsals all the times
Booth soonishly
Zsparks
Looks like Jared
Is a lazy bum who is out visiting grad schools
Arsenij
Had a boring week... nothing to say
Twright
Has nothing to say.
Scorri
About to have a weekend.. is writing tetris
Almost has rotation!
Bubbles
Wanted to go to bed a lot, sometimes he did
Lab project is way more tolerable when he decides that he doesn't care about getting results

Business
Next weeks event:
Move on! we don't have a time for this yet, but we will soon
We want to bring salty snack things and juiceboxes
Jboning wants to make food for CIA in exchange for them making us food
Booth tshirts: order on Monday, they will get here by moveon (probably)
Instead of waiting, we should order tonight and extrapolate sizes
Defectors party will be 12pm on the 16th on April; want to reserve PH100
Jboning has written an amendment regarding election timelines, it will be emailed out and voted on in two weekends
- Nominations close one week before elections; corsec emails out all nominations on that day
- Nomcom must nominate to fill empty positions by the friday before; corsec emails out all nominations on that day (if nomcom has nominated anyone)
Jboning has written an amendment regarding election verification
- Require forms in triplicate recording the results of the elections

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MinutesExec20110325

2011-04-18T03:32:06Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Bluh Eforney Less busy than last week lot of greek sing the fence was cool ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Bluh
Eforney
Less busy than last week
lot of greek sing
the fence was cool
life involves paint and screwdrivers and saws and dancing
Zsparks
Shit-ass week
Went to boston, next week to indiana, then canada
Will be absent much of the next few weeks
Fuck this week
Arsenij
Test-ass week
Not very much fun; has a test on sunday
Twright
This week sucks
Had a bad week
Spent 45 minutes with a professor trying to break his project
Scorri
Ahh stop shouting
Is going to have a bad weekend because of 110 homework
Bubbles
Week was better than last week, but that's a low bar
Had an exam today in fluids which was unpleasant
Bad time with conversion factors

Business
Event for next week - "KGB Films a Pornography"
Event is actually going to be a potluck
Outside if the weather approves, PHA18* otherwise
Reserve Porter 100 for old people party during carnival (1pm)
Booth - people need to come to build sessions

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MinutesExec20110318

2011-04-18T03:31:36Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning His nose is not straight; it is clearly broken He got punched in the face by tim broman but it was horseplay rather than an ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
His nose is not straight; it is clearly broken
He got punched in the face by tim broman but it was horseplay rather than an actual fight
Went to the hospital; may not have a followup appointment
Eforney
Greek sing is getting intense; two full rehearsals this week
Greek sing is fun and tiring
Went to the waterfront and chased after a bus but got left behind; left a package behind
Zsparks
Richard is Zsparks for the day
We have an event this week - it's CtFwS
(Eforney got the microphone)
Richard should be doing work at work this weekend but isn't because CtFwS is awesome
Arsenij
A nosebleed isn't a legitimate reason to miss a test
May get a makeup for the test he missed
Twright
Oh man it's really nice outside
CtFwS is going to be awesome
Scorri
Slept all day yesterday; stayed up until 730am
Almost didn't sleep at all, instead slept until 330pm
Jboning kept her up ALLLLLL NIGHT
Bubbles
Was up late painting and doing fluids
Is a little tired but is enough for CtFwS
Gonna be an OC next year

Business
CtFwS:
Eforney has a cheat sheet to be printed; eforney and bubbles will print them
Food? We will scrape together some stuff
CMUPD and EMS has been notified
Next week's event: GBGC
The week after is April 1st - "KGB Films a Porno"
Booth:
Moveon time will be revealed by next week, so we can plan that event
Booth chairs want a zipcar membership because Jack keeps been unable to drive
We should allocate money for it at the next meeting
Kharring is working on obtaining a membership; will put together an estimate
We might have a flat roof; common wisdom is that this is not a big deal
Nom Com - nobody has volunteers
Jared
Dbesse
potential:
Zizzy
Sully
Keller
Zsparks
Glisson
Margaret
Avi
Maija
Also, we have 6 members of the previous exec and 4 of the ones before - lots of old people
The oracle account is screwed up - we want to use the gift account but they seem to be unable to use it

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MinutesExec20110225

2011-04-18T03:30:46Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Was booed for being late. Was talking to Dave, may have wasted $30 on ski tickets because he has to grade OS midterms ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Was booed for being late.
Was talking to Dave, may have wasted $30 on ski tickets because he has to grade OS midterms
It's a job; he has to do it
Eforney
Absent!
Zsparks
It's been a pretty good week
Spent all morning since noon grading; will grade more after
Is going to need so much help carrying shit to the event
Boos for Zachary
Arsenij
Reserved judges room for ctfws
This week has been uneventful
Saw a friend from highschool who was passing through; potentially got lost
Twright
I had a week
I guess it was a pretty week
Didn't get out of bed until 230pm today
Scorri
Next week isn't going to be fun
Is about to have a weekend
Bubbles
Was actually on top of his shit this week
Not liable to sleep this weekend; will be up for at least the next 24 hours
Next week will be not awful; shorter!

Business
This week! Event is in Wean
Next week! movie night; many people will not be around for it
March 18th is ctfws; police and EMT have been notified
Sweatshirts and tshirts - bubbles will order, but include a note about cancelling if the quality is low
Smaller order for ctfws shirts in time for ctfws
We should be fine on using the words "carnegie mellon" on the sweatshirt design
Judges for Ctfws; we will ask for judges at the meeting on monday, hold a judges meeting on Wednesday the 16th at 500pm
Serious business
Scorri is concerned about the legality of stripping - however historically it has been let go, so consensus is we don't need to worry too much
The easy solution is don't tell the Steiger story before the event and don't endorse stripping
Include this in the notes to the next exec: be careful, be aware of the situation
be careful about the event and the auctioneer
apply the tagline "keep it classy"
remember that exec is in charge and can step in and stop things
Rerecognization will happen
We have paint room access now!

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MinutesExec20110218

2011-04-18T03:30:08Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning It's barefoot weather! That's it Eforney *chewing* Can never remember anything anymo...

Officer Reports
Jboning
It's barefoot weather!
That's it
Eforney
*chewing*
Can never remember anything anymore
Is like Bubbles' grandmother
Who are you? I don't love you
Is in a relationship with Ptolemy Toucan on fb
Zsparks
Finally got his official rejection from CMU which is okay because he knew for a while :(
Got accepted to Indiana and Northeastern
Was rejected from Princeton
May be in Indiana for the next 4-8 years
Arsenij
Many exams, getting exams back
Has not been a fun week
Twright
I had a week
It's really nice outside
Unpleasant
Morewood had two fire alarms, which were really annoying
1030 was the earliest I got up this week
Scorri
About to have a weekend
Is in a better mood today than yesterday; is no longer sick and slept a bunch
Slept a lot and slept more and was sick and ate a bit and slept
Bubbles
Is losing the initiative to do things - because of warm and boredom
Spring break is soon so that might help
Beat this computer game and it made bouncy sprites

Business
Sweatshirts - Jboning is a noob, still needs to do the design; promises to do it by monday
Shirts - Bubbles will include an order for ctfws shirts with sweatshirts, fewer but in the same proportions
Room for special meeting - 1112 is reserved for the hour after the normal meeting
Next week is Art vs. Science - Zsparks must gather art supplies
Make an official announcement about CTFWS - also tell EMTs and campus police: Arsenij
Special meeting discussion topic:
Jboning will start out, either he or shawn will tell the story about UPA history
Get people to discuss it, try to build a consensus on the topic
It has been shifting towards less stripping; last year was an exception

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MinutesExec20110211

2011-04-18T03:29:19Z

Twright:

Officer Reports
Jboning
Still is a colossal noob and hasn't written the amendment
Has lots of grading to do - 9 P1's by Monday D:
Eforney
Danced a lot, her body aches
Her laundry, she is doing it right now
Having lots of clothes is a girl thing
Set the dryer for 99 minutes and a bitch was not one
Zsparks
Nobody is going to karaoke night :(
Hasn't been getting enough sleep, doesn't really remember how much he gets
Has been falling asleep during important things
Still has grading to do
Arsenij
Has had a lot of tests this week, otherwise boring
Has Zsparks's copy of scott pilgrim
Has someone to do tonight
Twright
His partner for Distributed dropped :(, so he had to drop
Has a reasonable exam schedule for this semester
Scorri
Is about to have a weekend
Going to karaoke
Bubbles
have week
Nothing interesting has happened
In lab, is doing a partner project, and by coincidence people said the name "Michael Sarah"

Business
Events and stuff - Zsparks is going to get food in squill for the event after
We need candy for next week
Next week will be Bitterness and Improv in series
Sweatshirts - Jboning is a huge noob; he will ensure things print right before we send the design in
CTFWS has been officially set to be March 18 - Arsenij will tell EMS and campus police
Useless People Auction srs bzns
Apparently useless people used to be a really classy event and people dressed up in fancy clothes, and there was no stripping
The body of the organization shifted from geeks to social liberalness (heavy overlap with Allies); brought back the slave auction
Stripping was introduced - it became a tradition
KGB is now shifting back towards geeks rather than social liberalness
Should we ban stripping?
- Do people feel pressured to strip?
- Don't tell the Steiger story until after the event next year
- Some people do it more for attention than for the money-raising
- Stripping is definitely encouraged; but nobody is forced
- Shawn wants there to be a general body discussion about banning it
- A general body discussion is bad; we should have a special meeting
- Reserve the room for an extra hour - we can talk about it after a meeting
- We will announce this next meeting, have the meeting the hour after the meeting of the 21st
- People who can't come can email their views to exec
- Eforney will compose the email and we will send it to the body but NOT the bboard
- Exec will make a final decision based on the input of the membership on the exec meeting then

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MinutesExec20110211

2011-04-18T03:29:07Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Still is a colossal noob and hasn't written the amendment Has lots of grading to do - 9 P1's by Monday D: Eforney ...

MinutesExec20110204

2011-04-18T03:28:21Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Has a grading pen, it is fancy Eforney Has started doing greek sing rehearsals, which means OW my body ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Has a grading pen, it is fancy
Eforney
Has started doing greek sing rehearsals, which means OW my body
Is almost done with recruitment, has to go out to dinner with two people by noon tomorrow
Dropped a class, carrying 36 units
Only needs two classes and a thesis to graduate
Zsparks
Almost done having a week
This week was weird/good - what will next be like? more well rested, hopefully
It took him until after graduation to realize that not sleeping gets lots of things done
Herp every derp
Zsparks is really flexible
Arsenij
Is late, is not here, so he cannot be talking
He is here now!
Finding his glasses without his glasses is impossible
Zsparks tells a story about finding his glasses... we take and hide his glasses
Got taken out to eat by the guy he occasionally worked for
Talked a lot about history repeating itself, until 5AM
Twright
Doesn't get to build robots in ECE 100, sadface
Alice sucks
Doesn't plan on getting a lot of sleep next week
I can touch type
Scorri
Is about to have a weekend, is done with classes and with things she needs to do
This week was interesting, I will leave it at that
Bubbles
Is having a week :(
It's too bad
Three of his assignments got pushed back to being due around the superbowl

Business
Event for tonight - Useless People Auction
Thing will be printed out
Event next week is karaoke night.
We need to get a microphone for next week
Zsparks needs a reminder to return to microphone on monday
Sweatshirts - Bubbles has size information, jboning is putting together the last design, the order will be sent ASAP
Jboning is concerned that meetings have not been going well
Energy has been low?
Storytelling committee is maybe considered a problem, jboning will talk to shawn
Jboning wants people in exec to participate more
People have been really disorganized, should actually raise hands to talk
Keep officer reports brief and/or focused
We have DH 2315 reserved until the end of semester for meetings

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MinutesExec20110128

2011-04-18T03:27:35Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Was very late because of 410 course staff meeting 410 meetings are very unfocused, unsurprisingly Things are...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Was very late because of 410 course staff meeting
410 meetings are very unfocused, unsurprisingly
Things are on fire in Egypt where he went this summer, he hopes people don't get hurt
Eforney
Found a ring, might keep it but tried to return it via misc market
Remembers nothing else but posting to misc market
AFS, how the fuck does it work
Lots of free food
Zsparks
Fuck this week
It's almost as if things can go wrong that aren't involved in classes
They took away his access to the locker rooms in the UC, is using the office as a locker room
Is on week 3 of running, can run
Will add you to running dlist if you want
Arsenij
His parents shipped a package, it hasn't arrived yet
Arsenij's penis!
Not much is going on other than lots and lots of work
Twright
Traded coats with eforney today
Distributed is not a partner class
Did a fair amount of work, which kind of sucked
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Scorri
About to have a weekend
Was late to exec because work ran late
Was NOT having a threesome with eforney and jboning, she swears
The 2vp will be dying later today
Bubbles
Booth plans were due but the booth chair left and now they are not due for another week
Did some work

Business
Plant secret cameras in the office to watch zsparks naked?
Event! Linear regression in a few hours
SEMEN!
Next week - Useless people auction
We have the actual Breed Hall
Someone needs to write a blurb for exec (Shawn will do it)
Bring a shitload of water for Shawn and get a microphone
Apparently we are going to lose the room once a month to club sports - Arsenij has reserved a room for the missing days
Doherty 1112 may be available - he will try to make it as uniform as possible
Sweatshirts
Bubbles needs a higher-res version of the crest - except he doesn't, he just didn't print it right
Mark down sizes on attendence at the meeting, then put in an order (REMEMBER THIS!)
They will be in easily before carnival, so old people will have access
Bubbles wants to merge improv night and bitterness party? We could maybe hold them in parallel in two adjacent rooms
Bubbles and Jboning are going to fix the money thing on Monday
Eforney had people inquire about bringing non-college students to events; she gave them a list of our events
Do we want to make election validation forms parts of the bylaws?
Jboning will propose an amendment to that effect

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MinutesExec20110121

2011-04-18T03:26:54Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Had a week It was pretty good he guesses He has a headache Also sorely in need of a backrub ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Had a week
It was pretty good he guesses
He has a headache
Also sorely in need of a backrub
Did not accomplish a thing he wanted to do today - talking to Cathy Sudden about getting paid
It's time to grade P0s - has ten of them; 5 CS people, 5 INI people
Eforney
Had a pretty boring week
Did nothing except eat chicken wings
Yeah whatever
Zsparks
Carl has been hard at work doing admissions stuff for grad school
Zsparks might find out this weekend if he got into CMU grad school
He is scared
Is doing research with Frank
Ran earlier in the day
Arsenij
Accomplished a week
Reserved exec meeting room for the whole semester
Finally has a schedule
Twright
Zsparks is awesome, everyone loves him
Did nothing this week at all
Will go to tool training this week
Scorri
Did some homework - lots of homework
Learned how to crochet
Turned in her first ever CS assignment
Bubbles
Is sure he did some shit this week
Is now doing pushups each morning in the pursuit of being able to do 100 straight
Discovered the guardian project, wherein the NHL made superhero-esque mascots for all the teams
Guys he has wings

Business
CTFWS needs a date - tentatively set the 18th of march
Next week's event is Linear Regression
We have enough crayons, Zsparks will look for construction paper and get some if we don't have enough
The week after is useless people (4th of feb)
The week after is karaoke night (11th of feb) [joke has been REDACTED]
The week after is bitter valentine (18th of feb)
The week after is art vs. science (25th of feb)
After that is spring break for two weekends (the 4th and the 11th of march) - movie nights?
The week after is CTFWS
The week after is Improv (??) (March 25th) and puzzlehunt
Then April 1st - Mandatory Sex Party
Moveon is the 8th of April, then build week
We have Old People Party on the 16th of april
Elections on the 18th of April
Sweatshirts
Bubbles will investigate the correct resolution for the images, and whether it will show up properly; also inquire about shades of grey
Either KGB with scematics and nothing, or letters and shield on the back
Propose both options to the general body and get a preference
Money business
They sent us the account balance - they fucked up our org account really hard by not taking money from the gift account for booth
Jboning, Scorri, and Adam need to go deal with it - they will do so
Booth is all going fine - submitting final plans on thursday

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MinutesExec20110114

2011-04-18T03:26:12Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Had a week - didn't have class today Woke up this morning Bookstore took his money and didn't give him his b...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Had a week - didn't have class today
Woke up this morning
Bookstore took his money and didn't give him his books except not actually
Eforney
Today was fun - sporcle
Saw a cat going from doherty to baker and was like "kitty"
Guy fell in the snow and it was funny
First week of classes went okay
Almost won the textbook game
Zsparks
Had a week, had no classes
Is not a student, or a grad student, he's just unemployed
Speaking of dicking around, discovered an unfortunate truth about scorri's gloves
Two of his friends who started dating in high school are now getting married
Dick gloves
Arsenij
Has lights in his room now, after many rounds with maintenance
AC adapter for laptop doesn't work any more
Has book of insults in multiple languages
Twright
Has a weird schedule
Is taking a grad-level language technology class this semester
Scorri
Had an annoying smoke detector in her room, which would not stop beeping, but then it was fixed
BEEP
Classes are fine, whatever
Bubbles
BEEP
Hates Zsparks
Has been able to wake up early for classes without issue
BEEP
Exercized yesterday because he felt like it - now his arms and legs hurt
His friend from high school is here
BEEP

Business
Exec scheduling
330pm on Fridays
Event next week - tool training
We want to get food
Rearranging events - tool training, then linear regression, then uesless people
Eforney will handle the stalker bidding situation for useless people
Scorri will deal with print contracts
Hoodies - we want to present a design next meeting
Scematics/nothing - all ready to go
Block letters/seal - needs to be made black and white
Adam will get pricing
Scorri will bring it before the meeting

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MinutesExec20101208

2011-04-18T03:25:13Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Finished his capstone Not studying at all Eforney Had a minor breakdown, then studied ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Finished his capstone
Not studying at all
Eforney
Had a minor breakdown, then studied
Now has handed in term paper
Almost got fucked by not handing in term paper.
Zsparks
Still not done with grad school applications
Has to get the fucking physical letters of recommendations which are only needed at one place
Applying to Canadian grad school, which is only a masters program
Watched Revenge of the Nerds last night - it's incredibly bitching, except for the part where there's rape
Zsparks's dick is 30 feet long
Arsenij
Had two finals yesterday
Has only one final left - basic logic, which is going to be a fun time
Leaves on saturday
Cooked today, will cook more today, which leads to not knowing what time it is
Twright
Had two finals on Monday
Did nothing of value yesterday
Forgot that he had exec
Scorri
Had two finals - nature of language which was pretty easy, chem which was also pretty easy UNEXPECTEDLY
Most people didn't study for the chem final, but she did!
Bubbles
Has had two finals, one of which was nature of language, the other was physics
Studying for orgo - oh baby - it's a non computer science course?!
Some joke about PBR
His notes are filled with profanities
Forgot that he had exec

Business
Schedule exec for next semester - 430 on wednesdays again, probably, as far as we know now
Sweatshirt designs - we need to change the shield to black and white & make an outline for the "KGB"
We have events for next semester:
First week will be get board get carded or snowball fight (weather permitting)
Second week will be tool training
Third week will be useless people
Fourth week will be linear regression
Run a puzzlehunt? make one for Drew because he never gets to play
Bubbles, Eforney, Marodrig
Eforney will organize it! Wooo!
Twright is a shitfucker
Twright is a gentleman and a shitfucking scholar

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MinutesExec20101201

2011-04-18T03:24:29Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Arrives only two minutes late! Internship offer from Cavium - they do processors and stuff Expected: Second ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Arrives only two minutes late!
Internship offer from Cavium - they do processors and stuff
Expected: Second interview; Got: Internship offer
They're in Boston; cool!
Group for his ECE project that would make him the biggest dicks ever -
one of the other groups has ported doom to an FPGA, using premade stuff
they want to port doom using their own stuff, which would be the biggest one-up ever
they are huge dicks, but better than them
Eforney
This week is surprisingly doable
Has to give a little presentation on her term paper
Did a skit in Russian today; got two days to write fifteen minutes of material and memorize it
Wrote five minutes and read off a script
Going to see a midsummer's night dream
Zsparks
Turned down actual job offer today in favor of grad school
Now, assuming he gets into grad school, he will be paying $80000 instead of getting $20000 (because he would have made lots)
Still applying to all the grad schools, hoping to be done at the end of the week
Still grading 212
In less than two weeks, won't be a student
Arsenij
Almost done with classwork - one more assignment to do for tomorrow
Has yet to start 451 assignment for tomorrow
Spends very little time on 451
Twright
Wants to apply child abuse to his chess bot
212 is not that hard
Not that much work
Scorri
Has not that much left, but some
Has a thermal project due thursday that might be entirely wrong and probably is.
Has math homework that may or may not happen
Making cookies tonight - Gay christmas cookies!
Bubbles
Is a homophobe and a racist? He is openly racist
Also has a thermal project that may or may not matter.

Business
Jboning distributes kage keys to exec
EVENT! Ice skating; pretty much self-explanatory
EVENT next week! Geek eat; go there soon after exec
Reserved the old cslounge for all of next week (except friday 12-4) for kgb studying space
There will be meetings over break - only zsparks will be around, so he will play it by ear
EVENT for next semester!
We have no canonical first event for winter semester
Last year it was get board get carded
Useless people the second week?
First week will be get board get carded or snowball fight (weather permitting)
Second week will be useless people
Third week will be tool training
Fourth week will be linear regression
Zsparks will not be a student next semester - he will look into playing his student activity fee to keep doing booth
He's going to remain as 2VP since being a student has no bearing on being an officer
The officer dossiers page got updated - pictures can happen at some point

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MinutesExec20101117

2011-04-18T03:23:38Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning On fire Oh god compilers He got got again Eforney Seven-page essay written in five h...

Officer Reports
Jboning
On fire
Oh god compilers
He got got again
Eforney
Seven-page essay written in five hours yesterday
Needs to allot time to throw at her term paper
Going to draw an alot
Zsparks
Got three recommendation letters in a few hours
Has not done a lot of research, thus might not get into grad school
Getting into grad school by hook or by crook
"By hookers"
Zsparks has lots of grad school work
Arsenij
Course registration was interesting - trying to get multiple majors - may or may not work
May or may not get a working power cord tonight
Has been without a laptop for 2 1/2 weeks
Twright
Got sick and it sucks
Scorri
People are talking over her during her report
Has a test tomorrow, hasn't started her math homework
Bubbles
Had an orgo test today which went alright, done with exams until finals
Registered for courses, waitlisted for stuff

Business
Event! KGB classic! it will be awesome
People should come to 1914 for "dinner" but to help carry stuff
Zsparks will summon people to help and feed them arsenic
Sweatshirts
They will cost $18.50/each without shipping
Charge $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers
Take a minor hit on each, but not too much
$25/$30? this would make us make a profit but we don't want to gouge members
$20/$25 each.
Shipping will probably be $3/sweatshirt
We need to ensure that the white lines on the front will appear
We don't think we will be sued - include or omit the "CMU"?
Jared makes an argument for using the old crest - soda/mouse on a shield
Is talking about steam tunnels okay? it seems like people are not okay
KGB on front, "Come party with the party" on the back?
Crest on the back?
Finalize both designs, and submit both at a meeting and have a show of hands
Ask company "how small can we print?" and "how much would two colors cost?"
Change logo to black/white
Just KGB with scematics on the front, nothing on the back? More in character with the KGB apparently
We are nearly out of time, sell them next semester
Kage is delicious

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MinutesExec20101110

2011-04-18T03:22:49Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Lab partner sucks, he's some dude - guy from the pika story from a few weeks ago They were going to meet to do stuff but his...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Lab partner sucks, he's some dude - guy from the pika story from a few weeks ago
They were going to meet to do stuff but his partner failed to show
Also lost his drivers license for an underage drinking citation (the partner, not jboning)
Eforney
Has a term paper due, her teacher has overly high expectations
Needs to finish a book for an essay
Has a fuzzy thing
Zsparks
Had a really weird weekend
This semester is going by really slowly and quickly - BOTH
Doesn't have a fucking statement of fucking goddamn purpose yet for grad school - was up until dick o'clock
Has been having trouble staying asleep, keeps waking up at 730 and doing work
Arsenij
Has jello but not on him
Has a logic test on friday
Twright
211 sucks many many dicks
212 will happen later
Other than that not much work
Scorri
Having a good week
Will go to bank this weekend
Bubbles
Did really shitty on a 121 test - why is he taking that class?
Is displeased with taking 121

Business
Event! KGB takes a nap - zsparks will get milk and cookies and soy milk (and soy cookies?), also eggnog, crackers
Zsparks will store milk in R7
Bring a copy of phantom tollbooth, we can do a reading if we want, otherwise no
Next week is KGB classic, needs to be triple-checked with Derek that it will work
Week after is thanksgiving movie night
Week after is KGB falls on its ass
Week after is finals
Email from Akiva Leffert - wants to give money so we can give copies of phantom tollbooth to kids at the booth (also, other alumns want to kick in)
Give them first come first served, one per family with kids
SO MANY PREGNANCY JOKES FROM ZSPARKS WE HAVE LITERALLY BEEN LAUGHING FOR FIVE MINUTES
Jboning wants to make all the kage keys have the same combo - collects them from exec
Tshirts - Glisson's design sold out instantly, we are ordering another 35 to be sold now and at next ctfws
We have a bunch of medium/small size of all other shirts but in small quantities
Ask again about hoodies - pitch a specific design! Black or red (purple?) Post on the bboard for sweatshirt designs/ideas?
Updated version of the mouse/soda logo.
Booth shirt/hoodies instead? Shirt definitely, maybe hoody
Jared is the equivalent of Mr. Gerlach

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MinutesExec20101103

2011-04-18T03:22:04Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Owned Eforney Looks like zizzy a lot Stuff happened involving AXO Zsparks AH...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Owned
Eforney
Looks like zizzy a lot
Stuff happened involving AXO
Zsparks
AHHHHHHHHH I'm writing twright's next assignment
It's hard
Dropped research, might do more research
Arsenij
Laptop no longer recognizes power cord
The little connector thingie is broken apparently
Twright
I'm really hungry
212 sucks
Erection jokes
Scorri
Not that interesting
Has a free hour in the morning but it is awkwardly placed
Might actually be productive during the day
We didn't poster for ctfws
Bubbles
Have very little interesting to say
funny face

Business
Event! CTFWS - everything is reserved, including the microphone
Do we want snacks? Gatorade, cookies, crackers
We want Jared to present - he will do it
Postering for CtFwS - need to update flyer and poster
Glisson will update date/time, send them to exec
Print them out, give them to people to put up
Next week is KGB takes a nap - going to read phantom tollbooth
Week after is KGB Classic (with cclub)
Then Thanksgiving - movie night
Week after that is KGB Falls on its Ass (Ice Skating) - if it is too warm we'll do gbgc

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MinutesExec20101027

2011-04-18T03:21:35Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Makes an AWESOME joke about doing cocaine off of scorri's ass He is not sorry, he shouldn't even pretend His...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Makes an AWESOME joke about doing cocaine off of scorri's ass
He is not sorry, he shouldn't even pretend
His day just got a lot better but not nearly better enough
Woke up at 330 and was like... I had an econ exam - probably dropping econ now
Owned his sleep schedule with compilers and 545
Eforney
Having a week - it is great
Finished her essay for the class she has in 2 hours - it was about Kubrick and some other dude
Can't actually take on the world, beat zsparks to a scott pilgrim joke
On track to graduate and all that shit
Zsparks
Having a week
Opposite experience from Eforney - dropped his researc because he didn't like it
Going to DC tomorrow, job interview, colbert/stewart rally
Going to be up very late doing category theory hw
His contacts fell out, keeps seeing things weird, slowly losing sanity
Arsenij
Finished doing the translation stuff, done with all work except for one assignment
Should get some sleep
Twright
Might take 312
Not that much work this week
Doing really bad research, his boss is not great
Jared
what
Scorri
Had two tests this week, three things of homework due soon, one of which she might not do
Thermo and nature of language will happen
Went to lunch with her father, got care package from her mother - it had "maple sugar"
Treats from panera, not from us
SCORRI WAS SELFISH IN THE MEETING
Bubbles
Far less "maple sugar" than scorri, unfortunately
Same week as scorri, pretty much
Should do meth instead?
We all miss steve
Thermo is pooping on him - there is poop on him from thermo

Business
Arsenij will be Zsparks for the halloween, he has $50 to spend on food
Much of exec will not be attending or in limited capacity
Judges meeting for ctfws
Stuff check should happen at the same time / before
Judges meeting at 500pm on wednesday, then go to office and do the stuff check
We have 7500, old cslounge, and will use 6th floor stairway (DH/Wean) for flag checkin
Steal a table from the cslounge for judges, cslounge will be room for people to dump stuff and EMT
Jared will do the rules presentation because he is the best, but might teach people
Get a microphone for the rules presentation - Zsparks will get it on Monday
Advertising:
We need to poster
print out a billion, bring a bunch to monday/exec meetings
Event with CClub will be the 19th
Melcon will be the weekend before that - they want us to do an event, we probably won't
We're going to do KGB Takes a Nap instead, people can go to the con if they want

Booth
Tonight is the meeting where we pick a theme
They BETTER get the phantom tollbooth, there will be consequences
The fee was paid
Email bboard with the theme we get
We should do a dramatic reading of phantom tollbooth at some point as an event
The booth chairs need to read phantom tollbooth if we get it
Eforney keeps getting mailman emails but she is no longer mailman - nobody knows how to fix it

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MinutesExec20101020

2011-04-18T03:20:01Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Having a week - danger Not high voltage Not a lot of sleep Yesterday his partner was on adde...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Having a week - danger
Not high voltage
Not a lot of sleep
Yesterday his partner was on adderol, talked about it a lot
Basically Jboning has a sketchy lab partner in Pika
Eforney
Had an exam on monday, today, no essay!
Birthday this weekend, gonna get hella krunk 2NITE
Zsparks
Tells two stories about a dude in pika which involve alcohol
Is a mass romantic fool, wears foster grants
Nothing else interesting
Arsenij
Got last week's test back... yeah...
Starved to death last week apparently
Graders gonna grade
Did well in 451
Twright
Oh man work
Fuck 212
No internet
Met a Pika alumnus over the summer
Scorri
Involved work, now done except for one problem
Something about tests and maybe dropping physics
Not much is going on
Bubbles
Work, been kinder than usual
Getting a haircut tomorrow (usual jokes about "a hair cut")
Everyone should go to improv

Business
EVENT! Maskerrave tomorrow, it's in a place, no fancy snacks most likely
Speakers will be handled, AB Tech is handling everything
Zsparks is bringing food, Jared might help
Dropbox thingie is set up
The office has christmas lights, put them up at maskerrave
Oracle account appears to be working - made booth deposit, paying AB tech
There is money in the account, even if we can't find it - in theory
Kage Keys for Jack & Kelly - Jboning will email housing
Safety people want us to wear hard hats on booth
Encourage people to use the app more
CTFWS - Arsenij has emailed people, didn't CC exec
Call for judges on the bboard
Stuff count & POSTERING - reuse old posters
Repaint the mini fence with right info because we won't get the real fence
Email CTFWS, defectors mailing lists
We have rooms worked out and everything - going to be the 6th floor stairs
Something about officer bios, it might happen
Tshirt people, will get a quote
Eforney will do some stuff with rearranging who owns the websites, taking dkozel off the site and putting on jboning
Events past CTFWS - KGB takes a nap!
KGB classic?
Only 3 more events, not counting thanksgiving and finals (sushi night on reading day)

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MinutesExec20101013

2011-04-18T03:19:09Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Plays some techno that he made Scale from 1-10, how shitty was the techno? Eforney This is the weird...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Plays some techno that he made
Scale from 1-10, how shitty was the techno?
Eforney
This is the weirdest exec meeting ever
Has a test and a term paper due thursday
Is sick but you can't tell
Zsparks
Had an interview on the phone with the guy who created rust, who is cool
PL wankers are the hipsters of CS!
Google interview tomorrow morning, which he should approve
Arsenij
More russian
Test in an hour, should be fun
Has something due at midnight (should do work)
Twright
Finished 211 lab
Is going to go visit facebook
Scorri
Got blood drawn for the first time, may or may not have mono/strep
Got 10 hours of sleep last night, did no physics HW
Bubbles made the requisite mono jokes
Bubbles
Having a leisurely week
Gotta do physics TALKING IN ALL CAPS not
FWAAAAAAAAA
Jared
Does not want to report apparently

Business
Event - movie night, got 2315 and breed hall - it will be in 2315
Next week - maskerrave, how do speakers work?
Ping Lincoln! and Meg Richards
Zsparks will get music to happen too
Glowsticks, extra snacks, larger allocation?
Someone should renew the ctfws.org domain... nowish...
Kage keys for booth chairs - send email with list of people to get them,
Jboning will add jhferris, kharring, maybe rocket matt?
Get Oracle Account straightened out (we need to make a $60 deposit for booth)
We need to get number from the people, Scorri or Jboning or Adam will do it
UPS battery has been replaced - leave Kremthing going for the nonce
Arsenij needs to contact CMU police, EMS about ctfws
Carnival theme will be picked tonight, we should pick a theme for our booth after that
Everyone start thinking of themes, vote at the meeting that makes that convenient
Bubbles order shirts, get quote on sweatshirts

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MinutesExec20101006

2011-04-18T03:18:32Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Was asleep! Lay on the table and stuff Didn't sleep last night, worked on 545 instead People...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Was asleep!
Lay on the table and stuff
Didn't sleep last night, worked on 545 instead
People sang in entropy
Eforney
Has term paper proposal and exams
Eating a really bruised apple
Saw a puppy and kicked it
Zsparks
Had a good meeting with his advisor - is doing interesting
research now, probably will go to grad school here
Can start wearing a leather jacket
Arsenij
Logic test today
Assignment was due yesterday noon, started at 10, finished on
time
Needs to get (food) eating schedule on track
Random meals with may or may not occur
Twright
New facebook feature sucks
Has work and stuff
Scorri
Three tests, more homework assignments
Easy test today
Almost got owned on chem homework, wasn't because professor is
awesome
Bubbles
Three exams and two homework assignments
(Very similar to Scorri)
Facebook feature is very annoying

Business
Event! karaoke night, we have a website to use, zsparks will
investigate the internet (A18* reserved)
Future event! movie night next week, midsemester break
Week after is masquerrave, then halloween, than CTFWS
Ordered a UPS battery, stuff was cheaper
No puzzlehunt this semester
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
List of people: glisson, kharring, mdonches, jferris, bubbles, jchauvin (absent)
Why would you be a good booth chair?
bubbles: Booth chairs should be 1) worked on KGB booth, 2) experience with being a chair or young, I am that.
jferris: Doing booth for three years, started KGB by doing booth, heavily involved with planning, not going to be an undergrad next semester so stuff will beconvenient - and yet is still eligible! Been through drama, knows what the important things are (having fun)
mdonches: It is important to have people in authority who are experienced; he is experienced (building stuff in general and with booth), can get stuff done, going to sacrifice his health and sanity; wants to teach younger people (there isn't anything that can't be done); is very qualified to turn people on
kharring: Worked a lot on booth last year even though she had a stressful semester (251), organized and good at delegation of tasks; knows how to do things (habitat for humanity); willing to do jobs that other people don't want to, which is what a booth chair does; had fun at booth and wants to commit lots
glisson: officially/unofficially in charge of a booth all four previous years; mechanical experience/CAD experience; good at delegating/administrating jobs; maximizing work that gets done from limited input
Jared says that the booth chair needs, most importantly, to make decisions about whether or not we're doing things and having that be final
Glisson says that there is a fair amount of administrative stuff you have to do (weekly meeting, eventually meet with Bob the Builder)
We made a decision!
Jack and Kelly and Bubbles - be clear amongst yourself who is the head person (Jack), give rocket matt good jobs, go to meeting at 10 in DH 1112, and learn from old people

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MinutesExec20100929

2011-04-18T03:17:21Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Kind of alive Eforney Giving a weird presentation tomorrow with partner So much work ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Kind of alive
Eforney
Giving a weird presentation tomorrow with partner
So much work
Ninjas is this friday
Zsparks
Sorta hungry - ran out of time to make apples
Got an email last night from google, they want an interview
Pessimistic about getting into CMU grad school, will have to
decide about working
Arsenij
213 exam, went ehh - the average was 72%, ran out of time
Going shopping
Twright
Doing 212 HW and nothing else
Had interviews
Scorri
Lots of work, not enough sleep, headaches
Quite possibly getting sick
Has an eyes-licking fetish
Bubbles
His favorite band is Oreos Within Oreos
Has techno in his head, also glee

Business
EVENT - improv night, Bubbles will be running it (probably)
There might be more NPP people coming, probably not
Next week is Karaoke - we use a website and the internet
Sweatshirts - getting a quote, coming up with designs (post to bboards)
Also getting a quote for new shirts
BOOOOOTH
We get booth chairs at next exec
Vote on whether or not to do booth on monday
We can also afford it
Re-recognizing will happen in the spring apparently

[[Category:Minutes]]

MinutesExec20100922

2011-04-18T03:16:45Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning OW Fuck wireless OW Throat fucking hurts Got drugs from health services ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
OW
Fuck wireless
OW
Throat fucking hurts
Got drugs from health services
OW
Found a Poof I'm a Ninja potion
Has an offer from Qualcomm!
Eforney
Found out she has an assignment due every day
Might fail a really easy class
Zsparks
Saw William's thesis defense, passed with flying colors
Has interesting things but he doesn't remember them
Doesn't remember what he did yesterday
Puppies
Had a mozilla interview, didn't suck (he thinks)
Arsenij
451 presentation tomorrow
Scott Pilgrim's art is hard to replicate
Might want to look at scott pilgrim books
Is doing pictures for dossiers
Big heads
Twright
Raining awesomeness
Fixing wireless
Scorri
Work, hasn't been that bad
More work and studying to come
Bubbles
Working, like Scorri
Had an exam at 815, woke up at 820, got there at 830, NBD
More awesome rain stuff

Business
Arts and crafts will be in Porter A19*
Check to see what supplies
We need: Mask, glitter, marker, feathers, glue, sequins, crayons, paper, popsicle sticks, scissors
Go to Michaels
Zsparks may be joined by Arsenij
All events may be worked out until CtFwS
Derek wants to donate stuff for Useless Stuff, store it in the office
Derek also wants the classic video game night to be november 19th
Improv night will be next week (the 1st of october), Bubbles may lead

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Minutes201100411

2011-04-18T03:14:08Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Booth and some other stuff Some homework Is saving pun for next week Is hungry. Efor...

Minutes201100404

2011-04-18T03:13:16Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Something happened this weekend or something Got swag from google games thing Pun: "Broke through the fourth...

Minutes20110328

2011-04-18T03:12:16Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Nose bled again Pun: "Fishing for compliments" Eforney Pun: "Gill-team shirt" Did bo...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Nose bled again
Pun: "Fishing for compliments"
Eforney
Pun: "Gill-team shirt"
Did booth all weekend
Zsparks
Didn't do much of value this weekend
` Pun: "Dead giveaway"
Arsenij
Basketball stuff
We have a pravda apparently!
Pun: "got a little carried away"
submit to pravda
Twright
Pun: "Gave people the creeps"
Did some work on booth!
Scorri
Had lab today; got trained to use a microwave thing
Apparently lab things have extravagant costs
Pun: "Honorable mansion"
Went to an IV semiformal instead of gbgc
Bubbles
In an improv show
Did booth
Did work and watched basketball and they were fucking insane
Pun: "Crocodile tiers"

Committee
Witty Committee Creation COmmittee can't remember her idea
Booth Committee says we did pretty well on saturday
We shall go to the carnival meetings:
Tool Training scorri and margaret
Fire Safety mbritton and twright
Electrical tbroman and jboning
Tshirts!
Also, come on Tuesday/Saturday/Tuesday/Sunday? for building!
Committee to use KGB as a groundhog for winter reports ...sigh
Super Committee reports that scheduleman is up way before SIO because Alex Crichton is a badass and you should thank him
Nom Com has a report; people are nominated
Time Travel Committee congratulates the next president of KGB

Old Business
Ccolombo has the thing; freezing booth is not her fault

New Business
Create the Passive-Agressive committee to "I can't tell you, but if you go on facebook, there's a status about it"
Append to purpose "... and It's okay, we can have the purpose you want this time"
Passed; sold to mcginnis for $4, chairs him
Create the nonsequitor committee to "you know huey dooey and louie? they were twins"
Change name to "Non sequitoria"
Lots of song lyrics reports which have nothing to do with anything
Sourbot chimes in too!
Passed; sold to mbritton for $27, chairs brad nealy and him
Create the Rebecca Black committee to IT"S OUT OF ORDER
Create the Vote Inflation Committee to bid random things to get more money for the KGB
Change name to Bid Inflation Committee
Change purpose "to convince people to buy multiple memberships so they can vote more than once"
Passed; sold to appel for $7, disbanded
Create the lazy day at the kgb committee to I like this committee but voting is so much effort
Change purpose to "meh...."
Passed; sold to tvaughan for $3, chairs him and ...someone
Allocate $50 for drinks for the potluck event
Allocate $100000000000 for the guild of calamitous intent - fails
Create the this is what a chicken looks and sounds like to Curricicoo! Curricicoo! Cha-chi-cha-chi-cha-chi-cha!
Passed; sold to mckinnie for $3, chairs him and anybody who gets the reference
Create the apathy committee - fails for lack of a second
Create the autotune kgb officers committee to SUBMIT TO PRavda
Append to purpose "...showtay"
Passed; sold to twright for $2, chairs him and all the chairs of spoken lyrics
Create the disbanded committee
Passed; sold to mbritton for $8, disbanded!

Announcements!
EVENT! Potluck! Flagstaff or Porter, depending on weather
BOOTH! Tuesday/Saturday/Tuesday we need to build shit because moveon is soon
Puzzlehunt! Sign up teams at mazeoftwistypassages.com; saturday april 23rd

Shmucks
Xander needs a place to live over the summer!

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110321

2011-04-18T03:11:15Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning played ctfws then hurt his knee old person is visiting (gwendolyn) Is hungry Eforney ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
played ctfws then hurt his knee
old person is visiting (gwendolyn)
Is hungry
Eforney
Did lots of fun stuff and had too much fun stuff to enjoy
greek sing rehearsal, ultimate, ctfws, ctfws judging, taught boy scouts, wore 2 inch heels
Her legs hurt
Didn't get into the minor she wanted :(
No new people
Zsparks
Was on college visit instead of ctfws, probably not going to northeastern
Maybe going to miss gbgc to go to more college visits
You are balancing his checkbook!
Arsenij
ctfws was great
watched a lot of basketball games, lots of free throws
made a pravda; failed at printing (it's somewhere in hunt print queue)
Should have an actual pravda by next week!
submit to pravda
Twright
ctfws
was surprisingly successful at doing work
R7 party
slept some
Scorri
Looks oddly like shelby this week
played ctwfs, slept over at lincoln roop's house
Bubbles
ctfws
apparently has self-respect
boothing! got some shit done, but not much
made hamantashen at r7 and r7 party
was pooped on sunday and kind of succeeded at being successful

Committee Reports
Category Theory joke
Awkward and inappropriate musical accompaniment has a song about pravda being stuck in the print queue; it is melancoly
What the hell committee says what the hell tbroman but jboning in the hospital
committee to assassinate the president says continued failure
Misappropriated animal-free cruelty committee plays on the bagpipe
Ad-hoc inception committee reports it is easier to assassinate with a death wish
Red team committee was formerly yellow team reports two counts of success
Booth committee reports that building has been going pretty well
-two saturdays until moveon
-need people to show up! please come on tuesday or saturday
-doesn't matter what your skill level is like, we want your help!
-not in panic mode but time to go
Nom Com
We have to do elections in four weeks
If you want to run for office, say something now
We gather nominations
Nominations close
Hipster Committee hated rebecca black before it was cool
ITR! ITR on saturday!
Storytelling committee! Glisson tells a story about the batbomb (from batman) and how it was a real thing invented by a dental hygienist!
an attempt to use pigeons to guide missiles

Old Business
Bubbles gets the thing! germ warfare is not his fault

Create committee to salt campus to take preemptive action in the war against slugs
There are probably actually gardens and stuff being grown
Change purpose to "to show animals love today"
Change purpose to "bring angelina jolie to campus" = fails
Change name to "zoophilia" committe = fails
Passed - sold to mcginnis for $5, chairs him and scorri
Create the house unamerican activities committee committee to I have a list of 99 communists within CMU (but a bitch ain't one)
Bubbles is done with zsparks
Change name to "house uncommunist activities committee"
We point out that we are probably all bourgeoisie
Sold to teisenbe for $11, chairs him, senator mccarthy, and tbroman
Booth committee allocates $641.73 for booth; passes
Create the Jesus Look-alike committee to think about this for me
a bunch of jokes about song lyrics that have jesus in them
Sold to tbroman for $10, chairs disbanded
Allocate $52.41 for supplies for the event - it's a good idea
Create the I'm Uncomfortable Committee to have an outlet to express when you are made uncomfortable
110 or 220 volt outlets
Passed - sold to arsenij for $10, chairs him and everyone who is always comfortable
Create the jack's van committee to JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN
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JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VA NJACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN
Change name to the "Free Candy Committee" = fails
Passed; sold to mcginnis for $25, chairs him and JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN

Announcements
EVENT! GBGC!
Booth! Tuesday8kage Saturday8kage
Puzzlehunt april 23rd; get teams of 4 together; drag people who are not KGB

Shmucks
Shank is bringing her blanket to GBGC
ITR saturday10wean4
Tbroman is bringing poker chips to GBGC

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110314

2011-04-18T03:09:53Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Had a break, went home Pun: Swearing: a crass course Eforney The weather was crazy W...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Had a break, went home
Pun: Swearing: a crass course
Eforney
The weather was crazy
Went to the zoo but did not see toucans
New people!
no new people
Zsparks
had a spring break, had not one but two weekends
Played a lot of eternal darkness
Got an email from a grad student at northeastern who went to CMU and knows CtFwS
Pun: Matt Damon wasn't Bourne yesterday
Arsenij
Had a spring break
Went home to find his room occupied by russian strangers
Got a massive migraine, but is better now
Pun: cross that bridge when we get to it
Might have a pravda next week!?
submit to pravda
Twright
had a break
pun: out of character
pun: bat for both sides
played minecraft, did no work
Scorri
Is doing chemicals!
Looks like Mary Kate a lot today
She may have gone to chicago and stuff
Had a bad break; was sick, missed her bus
Bubbles
Had a break
got his wisdom teeth out - only had two so it wasn't that bad
Did a lot of sleeping and visited his buddy at Yale
Is played pokemon for like six hours
Pun: put all of my .oggs in one bucket

Committee Reports
Bswolf is here!
Committee to groan at bswolf's jokes with bswolf memorial committee says PUN: turned the whole series into a loose cannon
Who the fuck is evan committee reports succcess
Penultimate frisbee says frisbee on friday maybe?
Short hair committee reports success
R7 party!
Committee to not burn down R7 reports quuxum owns you
Song lyrics committee says fuck you
Weird dreams committee says he is sticking around CMU working for disney for a year!; also had a dream about dating sully, who's a good kisser
Fortune-telling fish committee congratulates glisson and plans to take over epcot
Time Travel committee apologizes for DST
Misappropriated spoken song lyrics committee says "round the world, round the world"
Booth committee says some to art meeting tomorrow at 8 in the kage or build session in the kage on saturday at 1pm
Ad-hoc OMGpeopleIknow committee says that Jared lives where he does... and stuff
League of calamitous intent with science troll says we're using extra daylight to incinerate the earth! muahahaha!

Old Business
Eforney gets the thing - events in Japan are not her fault

New Business
Create the Doomsday Countdown committee to countdown to doomsdays like carnival and make them feel bad
Moveon is 113 days away, which is not even true at all
SO MUCH SHOUTING ABOUT NUMBERS
Passes! Sold to tbroman for $3, chairs him and anyone else who will remember this after doomsday
Allocate $75 for the supplies and mike for CtFwS
First aid kit? Amend to $100 to make sure the first aid kit can be replenished if necessary
Kjones offers help on building the first aid kit if necessary
It's a good idea
Create the committee to get back at Pitt for taking the fence to paint the cathedral of learning
Quuxum says it's pretty difficult
Tvaughan wants to change all names in their database to John
Eforney wants to paint it for CtFwS
Passes! Sold to dkirby, chairs him and clyde
Allocate $943.14 for hoodies and tshirts - we will recoup all these losses
Passes!
Create committee to make bswolf a batman villain to make bswolf a batman villain
We already have the joker!
Passes! Sold to bswolf for $8, chairs him and all other batman villains
Create Animal Cruelty-free Awkward and Inappropriate Musical Accompaniment to <plays bagpipes>
Lots of jokes about animal cruelty and bagpipes
Needs more bass!
Passes! Sold to
Create the presidential committee for donkey appropriation for the chair to recognize his ass
Oh god so many butt jokes
Passes! Sold to Quuxum for $5, chairs him and bswolf and xander and dmeng and avi and bubbles
Create the donkey-whipping committee to tap quuxum's ass
Postponed indefinitely
Create the Presidential Sarcasm Detector committee so the chair can recognize my sass
Lots of motions to rename to make different puns; class, gas, mass, bass
Passes! Sold to tbroman for $5, chairs him and anyone sassy
Create the yellow team committee to defeat the red team
Change name to "red team committee" and purpose to "defeat the yellow team"
Passes! Sold to mcginnis for $10, chairs him and anyone on the yellow team on friday

Announcements
EVENT! CTFWS! Kind of a big one! DH2315 at 700pm
Hoodies! Come buy them, $20 each; also ctfws shirts
Booth! at times
Nom Com - it's the nominating committee, they deal with elections and make sure that we have people running for each office
CTFWS judges meeting 430 at UC306 on Wednesday
Fence-taking; look on bboard

Shmucks
Jared is leaving, eventually; he will be around for the summer, needs a place to live
Glisson needs a place to live; either find people to fill his house or needs a new place
Tbroman is starting a non-betting bracket for NCAA
R7 party
Appel is starting an RPG game

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110228

2011-04-18T03:07:47Z

Twright:

Officer reports

jboning
-graded 410 stuff = pretty cool
-art museum pun

eforney
-was off in Latin Land
-9 hours
-no new noobs
-election campaign puns
-John Boehner = from West Chester, OH, her hometown

zsparks
-pretty good I guess
-board games
-bar
-buggy
-not sleep
-IU vs. Northeastern for grad school
-astronaut pun

Arsenij
-mostly uneventful
-reading and essays and tragedy
-zombie apocolypse/Hell pun
-SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?

twright
-sick :(
-Thomas looks a lot like Xander
-coughed up lungs
-worked on Booth
-Hillel
-Ruthless pun

scorri
-people at scorri's door
-maintenance doods
-there's a breaker box in scorri's room oh god...
--there's mass potential here
--current affairs
--watt are you talking about?
-nerf guns and boffer swords forever
-boffer we couldn't reuse pun
-coins

Bubbles
-YEAHHHHH
-24 hour play festival!
-Sammy Jelin fell asleep in the shower
-witnessed the aftermath of the bank robbery we were alerted of via CMU alert
--getaway bus? taxi? what's the best vehicle here?
-New York Times article pun

Committee Reports

Shawn & Quuxum Variety Hour w/ Shawn
-new office on Craig St. for Shawn who has been here forever
--no more corner office :(
-tape drives ruh roh

SUPER w/ eforney
-Patrick White, Midway chair, says our booth chairs are super legit

Booth w/ kharring
-we have a floor!
--well almost all of a floor
-look at the bboard, we're doing stuff over break
-art meeting on Tuesday IN THE KAGE IN 8PM (note the changes)

Most Dangerous w/ tbroman
-twright won the game!

Guild of Calamitous Intents w/ Jared
-submit manifestos to Pravda?

Ad Hoc Perform A Play in 24 Hours (and Lose Your Voice in the Process) w/ Drew
-success

251 w/ Drew
-oops... check your email

Gratuitious Obscenities (in Foreign Languages) w/ Xander
-Icelandic swears

Ad hoc (the same) w/ Colombo
-French: I am a pineapple

Sigbovik w/ zsparks
-totally serious conference on April 1
-send any papers due Mar. 13
--there's also a second deadline
-sigbovik.org

Seek and Replace Ravenstahl for Jcreed w/ Quuxum
-sigbovik is cool

Unicode w/ Quuxum
-wtf Grat. Obscenities?
-are we taking notes in unicode?

Always Late to Kiltie w/ Kelly
-free concert, Rangos, 7pm

Storytelling w/ Arsenij
-stroytelling?
-story of the roses at improv night this year
-Arsenij et al passed out roses
-in Russia, they ban Valentine's Day
-in Japan/Korea, girls give gifts to boys, boys respond to girls a month later
--then singles eat noodles 2 months later
-Italy, girls creep on people out their windows
-different flowers...
--Marigold: I like money
--Lavender: I distrust you
--Gladiolas: strong character
--Daffodils: chivalry
--Daisies: innocence
--Liliacs: first love
---(liliac's disease?)
--Roses: different based on color!
---black: death, hatred, I own you
---red: (1) just to you, (2) mutual love, (108) marry meee!
---yellow: friendship, we're cool, unrequited love
---purple: I loved you at first sight, majesty, enchantment
---white: (what Arsenij gave out) innocence, purity, typical wedding flowers, I'm sorry, I'm worthy of you, I miss you
----single white rose: PURE LOVE! What Arsenij feels for all of us :D
-----withered: no impression on me...

Pop Occultism w/ Shawn
-fortune cookies
--1: remember, if you open a cookie w/o a fortune, you have a future but it's yours for the taking
--2: no paper? no future!

Shawn & Quuxum w/ Quuxum
--blank? watch out for match game music (3 people got that?)

Old Business

Pfennig of Pfault
-goes to Dan Kirby
-not bank robberies are his fault
-all else is

New Business

Becoming Dragon: An Underdog Story w/ Drew
*Purpose: feed ourselves to servants
-Mary can't run for president, she was born in Denmark
--she is an alligator
*For: make an inside jokes
*Opposed: laughter
*Abstain: go to show next year, fools! (Time-Travel reports success)
*Auction: (jbonaparte reports success) $4 to Tim Vaughan
*Chairs: Kuricks

KALIMA!!! w/ Jared
*Purpose: rip out hearts through chests, light them on fire
-finish him!
-Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
*Purpose:
*For: KALIMA!!!
*Opposed: laugh like Eckhart
*Abstain: squid
*Auction: $5 to Jared
*Chairs: KALIMA!!! (anyone who wants to shout that)

Markov Generated Pravda? w/ Klipper
*Purpose: let some of Pravda? be Markov generated to sound like KGB members
-just get Sourbot to talk
-Sourbot: stfu
-where's Markov?
-Pravda? Watson Edition!
-Markov... POLO!
*Name Change: Sourbot Committee?
-not friendly, not pursued
*For: say something Sourbot might say
*Opposed: say something coherent
*Abstain: get Quuxum's pun late
*Auction: $6 to Quuxum
*Chairs: Ben Wolf and Quuxum

Committees of the Annals w/ tbroman
*Purpose: cite KGB presidents that everyone else has forgottens
*Name Change: ...let's change one character...
-not friendly, not pursued
-Sully is a big troll
-objection: some of us our old
-motion to puppies, totally doesn't work
-motion to make the out of order committee
-motion to purple!
-it became winter
*For: do something KGB-esque
*Opposed: do something unprocedural
*Abstain: I KNOW ROBERTS RULES
*Auction: $11 to tbroman
*Chairs: anyone who wants to change the name to Committee of the Anals

For the Theory and Practice of Oligarchic Collectivism w/ Shawn
*Purpose: ignorance is strength, freedom is slavery, war is peace
-double plus good
-computer is your friend
-stack grows down
-war != peace else Tolstoy wrote a trivial novel
*For: Russian novels
*Opposed: British novels
*Abstain: other novels
*Auction: $2 to scorri
*Chairs: everyone!

Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? w/ Sully
*Purpose: see name
-one day... it should actually stop us
-POSTPONED INDEFINITELY! OWNED!!!

allocation: $50 for food for the event
-it's a good idea

some crazy shit is going down like postponing Sully

Shenanigans w/ Arsenij
*Purpose: random shenanigans and extensibly true but mostly false purposes afterwards
-this = gen body
*Rename: Martin Luther Memorial Committee
-not friendly, pursued
--didn't win
-committee to propogate random art on campus
-snowth: shen-nan-i-gans! do do dodo!
*For: make an auction bid
*Opposed: what's the purpose?
*Abstain: vote!
*Auction: $14 to Arsenij
*Chairs: Arsenij and anyone who wishes to participate in shenanigans

You're Issues Are Showing w/ Shelby
*Purpose: unveil people's deep-seeded psychological defaults
-James Colmar approves
-Alex Falk: my shit is way tormented
-hypothesis: never report on Pravda? - those issues are never showing
-MONOLOGUING IS TOTALLY NORMAL
-what do you call someone who leads weird groups and screams through traffic cones?
-salute Glisson
-want a lifelong subscription?
*For: hands!
*Opposed: other hands!
*Abstain: JAZZ HANDS!
*Auction: $14 to $15! (actually $14 to Alex Falk)
*Chairs: myself and anyone else whose shit is way tormented

Announcements!

EVENTS w/ zsparks
-Movie Night this Friday
-bring movies

Shawn's committees go to Quuxum

Booth
-art meeting Kage, 8pm Tues.

CtFwS
-let's poster (see bboard or make a new one!), it's march 18!

Schmucks

Red Bull?
-talk at judges' meeting?

GEagle adventure
-ping dbesse@
-second Saturday of spring break

let jvirdo dye your hair!
-ping jvirdo@

2 of spades on the cieling!

Rocky Horror
-first saturday of break!
-ping Klipper

zsparks has tooly hair

Roselawn 7 party
-falls on a Jewish holiday called Purim
-ALLLLL THE DRINKING
-manage your risk, dudes

GTFO!

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110228

2011-04-18T03:06:29Z

Twright: New page: ~~~Officer reports jboning -graded 410 stuff = pretty cool -art museum pun eforney -was off in Latin Land -9 hours -no new noobs -election campaign puns -John Boehner = from West Chester...

[[User:Twright|Twright]]Officer reports

jboning
-graded 410 stuff = pretty cool
-art museum pun

eforney
-was off in Latin Land
-9 hours
-no new noobs
-election campaign puns
-John Boehner = from West Chester, OH, her hometown

zsparks
-pretty good I guess
-board games
-bar
-buggy
-not sleep
-IU vs. Northeastern for grad school
-astronaut pun

Arsenij
-mostly uneventful
-reading and essays and tragedy
-zombie apocolypse/Hell pun
-SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?

twright
-sick :(
-Thomas looks a lot like Xander
-coughed up lungs
-worked on Booth
-Hillel
-Ruthless pun

scorri
-people at scorri's door
-maintenance doods
-there's a breaker box in scorri's room oh god...
--there's mass potential here
--current affairs
--watt are you talking about?
-nerf guns and boffer swords forever
-boffer we couldn't reuse pun
-coins

Bubbles
-YEAHHHHH
-24 hour play festival!
-Sammy Jelin fell asleep in the shower
-witnessed the aftermath of the bank robbery we were alerted of via CMU alert
--getaway bus? taxi? what's the best vehicle here?
-New York Times article pun

[[User:Twright|Twright]]Committee Reports

Shawn & Quuxum Variety Hour w/ Shawn
-new office on Craig St. for Shawn who has been here forever
--no more corner office :(
-tape drives ruh roh

SUPER w/ eforney
-Patrick White, Midway chair, says our booth chairs are super legit

Booth w/ kharring
-we have a floor!
--well almost all of a floor
-look at the bboard, we're doing stuff over break
-art meeting on Tuesday IN THE KAGE IN 8PM (note the changes)

Most Dangerous w/ tbroman
-twright won the game!

Guild of Calamitous Intents w/ Jared
-submit manifestos to Pravda?

Ad Hoc Perform A Play in 24 Hours (and Lose Your Voice in the Process) w/ Drew
-success

251 w/ Drew
-oops... check your email

Gratuitious Obscenities (in Foreign Languages) w/ Xander
-Icelandic swears

Ad hoc (the same) w/ Colombo
-French: I am a pineapple

Sigbovik w/ zsparks
-totally serious conference on April 1
-send any papers due Mar. 13
--there's also a second deadline
-sigbovik.org

Seek and Replace Ravenstahl for Jcreed w/ Quuxum
-sigbovik is cool

Unicode w/ Quuxum
-wtf Grat. Obscenities?
-are we taking notes in unicode?

Always Late to Kiltie w/ Kelly
-free concert, Rangos, 7pm

Storytelling w/ Arsenij
-stroytelling?
-story of the roses at improv night this year
-Arsenij et al passed out roses
-in Russia, they ban Valentine's Day
-in Japan/Korea, girls give gifts to boys, boys respond to girls a month later
--then singles eat noodles 2 months later
-Italy, girls creep on people out their windows
-different flowers...
--Marigold: I like money
--Lavender: I distrust you
--Gladiolas: strong character
--Daffodils: chivalry
--Daisies: innocence
--Liliacs: first love
---(liliac's disease?)
--Roses: different based on color!
---black: death, hatred, I own you
---red: (1) just to you, (2) mutual love, (108) marry meee!
---yellow: friendship, we're cool, unrequited love
---purple: I loved you at first sight, majesty, enchantment
---white: (what Arsenij gave out) innocence, purity, typical wedding flowers, I'm sorry, I'm worthy of you, I miss you
----single white rose: PURE LOVE! What Arsenij feels for all of us :D
-----withered: no impression on me...

Pop Occultism w/ Shawn
-fortune cookies
--1: remember, if you open a cookie w/o a fortune, you have a future but it's yours for the taking
--2: no paper? no future!

Shawn & Quuxum w/ Quuxum
--blank? watch out for match game music (3 people got that?)

[[User:Twright|Twright]]Old Business

Pfennig of Pfault
-goes to Dan Kirby
-not bank robberies are his fault
-all else is

[[User:Twright|Twright]]New Business

Becoming Dragon: An Underdog Story w/ Drew
*Purpose: feed ourselves to servants
-Mary can't run for president, she was born in Denmark
--she is an alligator
*For: make an inside jokes
*Opposed: laughter
*Abstain: go to show next year, fools! (Time-Travel reports success)
*Auction: (jbonaparte reports success) $4 to Tim Vaughan
*Chairs: Kuricks

KALIMA!!! w/ Jared
*Purpose: rip out hearts through chests, light them on fire
-finish him!
-Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
*Purpose:
*For: KALIMA!!!
*Opposed: laugh like Eckhart
*Abstain: squid
*Auction: $5 to Jared
*Chairs: KALIMA!!! (anyone who wants to shout that)

Markov Generated Pravda? w/ Klipper
*Purpose: let some of Pravda? be Markov generated to sound like KGB members
-just get Sourbot to talk
-Sourbot: stfu
-where's Markov?
-Pravda? Watson Edition!
-Markov... POLO!
*Name Change: Sourbot Committee?
-not friendly, not pursued
*For: say something Sourbot might say
*Opposed: say something coherent
*Abstain: get Quuxum's pun late
*Auction: $6 to Quuxum
*Chairs: Ben Wolf and Quuxum

Committees of the Annals w/ tbroman
*Purpose: cite KGB presidents that everyone else has forgottens
*Name Change: ...let's change one character...
-not friendly, not pursued
-Sully is a big troll
-objection: some of us our old
-motion to puppies, totally doesn't work
-motion to make the out of order committee
-motion to purple!
-it became winter
*For: do something KGB-esque
*Opposed: do something unprocedural
*Abstain: I KNOW ROBERTS RULES
*Auction: $11 to tbroman
*Chairs: anyone who wants to change the name to Committee of the Anals

For the Theory and Practice of Oligarchic Collectivism w/ Shawn
*Purpose: ignorance is strength, freedom is slavery, war is peace
-double plus good
-computer is your friend
-stack grows down
-war != peace else Tolstoy wrote a trivial novel
*For: Russian novels
*Opposed: British novels
*Abstain: other novels
*Auction: $2 to scorri
*Chairs: everyone!

Has That Ever Stopped Us Before? w/ Sully
*Purpose: see name
-one day... it should actually stop us
-POSTPONED INDEFINITELY! OWNED!!!

allocation: $50 for food for the event
-it's a good idea

some crazy shit is going down like postponing Sully

Shenanigans w/ Arsenij
*Purpose: random shenanigans and extensibly true but mostly false purposes afterwards
-this = gen body
*Rename: Martin Luther Memorial Committee
-not friendly, pursued
--didn't win
-committee to propogate random art on campus
-snowth: shen-nan-i-gans! do do dodo!
*For: make an auction bid
*Opposed: what's the purpose?
*Abstain: vote!
*Auction: $14 to Arsenij
*Chairs: Arsenij and anyone who wishes to participate in shenanigans

You're Issues Are Showing w/ Shelby
*Purpose: unveil people's deep-seeded psychological defaults
-James Colmar approves
-Alex Falk: my shit is way tormented
-hypothesis: never report on Pravda? - those issues are never showing
-MONOLOGUING IS TOTALLY NORMAL
-what do you call someone who leads weird groups and screams through traffic cones?
-salute Glisson
-want a lifelong subscription?
*For: hands!
*Opposed: other hands!
*Abstain: JAZZ HANDS!
*Auction: $14 to $15! (actually $14 to Alex Falk)
*Chairs: myself and anyone else whose shit is way tormented

[[User:Twright|Twright]]Announcements!

EVENTS w/ zsparks
-Movie Night this Friday
-bring movies

Shawn's committees go to Quuxum

Booth
-art meeting Kage, 8pm Tues.

CtFwS
-let's poster (see bboard or make a new one!), it's march 18!

[[User:Twright|Twright]]Schmucks

Red Bull?
-talk at judges' meeting?

GEagle adventure
-ping dbesse@
-second Saturday of spring break

let jvirdo dye your hair!
-ping jvirdo@

2 of spades on the cieling!

Rocky Horror
-first saturday of break!
-ping Klipper

zsparks has tooly hair

Roselawn 7 party
-falls on a Jewish holiday called Purim
-ALLLLL THE DRINKING
-manage your risk, dudes

GTFO!

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110221

2011-04-18T03:05:48Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Went skiing Is a product of the 15-410 ski school... "Well, which way do you *think* the skis should be pointed?" ...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Went skiing
Is a product of the 15-410 ski school... "Well, which way do you *think* the skis should be pointed?"
Tells a pun about a bank and iranians - "two Kurds with one loan"
Eforney
Played frisbee this weekend?
But now it's snowing!
Sorority retreat - not really - another pun about "Big dill"
NEW PEOPLE!
RJ, communications major, from pennsylvania, flick peanut shells at his dog
Zsparks
Heard back from some grad schools - has gotten into a few places
Tells a pun about poker - "real deal"
EVENT! Art vs. science
Arsenij
Gave out roses randomly at the event with tvaughan, mbritton, tbroman
Tell a pun about the wild west - "the bar was set very high"
submit to pravda
Twright
It was really nice - played frisbee
Improv night was awesome!
Tells pun about haircuts - "Crimping my style"
Scorri
Improv night and watching Dr. Horrible
Went and saw a show about King Arthur
Tells a pun about computer music - "Only plays power cords"
Bubbles
Ultimate frisbee was ultimate!
Improv night - his voice hurt at the end
Did an improv show at this creepy theater
Tells pun about Homestar Runner - "Cheat sheet"

Committee Reports
Score Committee is Bswolf 7, KGB 0
Ad-hoc scorri committee reports she is sitting on the thing
Typography Torture committee says communication design minor
Most Dangerous Committee says Arsenij is winning by ~20 points
Committee of alex getting hit by a tennis ball sucks
Ad-hoc hawks are awesome says awesome
Spoken Lyrics committee says reading rainbow
Row of matts committee says i was in an interview and asked about his involvment in the KGB vis-a-vis background checks
Ad-hocs economics students should have existed in the first place says this CS homework should not exist
Penultimate Frisbee committee reports success but probably won't meet again soon
Booth committee says we have more of a floor now! meet 930tuesdayPHa19C and 100saturdayKage for art and building
Fortune-telling fish committee makes no prediction because the fish is frozen
Storytelling committee tells a story about someone with a funny name who managed to vex the soviets from pennsylvania for 30 years with a dick joke!

Old Business
Andrew mckinney gets the things - quantum physics is not his fault

New Business
Create the Watson committee to annex the city of toronto into the US
Append to purpose " and to welcome our new robot/computer overlords"
Passed - sold to mcginnis for $10, chairs him and anyone who likes computer"
Create the Committee to rename dvordishnak into the evanishnak to nothing is harder than evan
Passed - sold to twright for $4, chairs him and anyone who's ever tried to drive up the price of a committee and miscalculated
Create the committee to why did you show me this addicting thing to jared, I've done no work since starting to play star control 2
The cluster has so many free games thanks to ntan!
Passed - sold to ccolombo for $6, disbanded
Create the owned committee to OWNED
Change purpose to PWNED
The maximum meme committee sees great promise here
Passed - sold to pcd for $28, chairs him and anyone who wants to yell owned
Create the 33 111 lost with woods committee to vote on scientific principles
Passed - sold to twright for $4, disbanded
Allocate $70 for food and supplies for the event - it's a good idea
Create the row of Macs committee to there are a bunch of people using macs
Change purpose to "row of macs, stolen hacks committee"
Passed - sold to quuxum for $4, chairs him
Create the Supervillain committee to the world could benefit from more supervillains, so let's make more
Evil Seafood league approves and extends a tentacle in welcome
Change name to "Guild of Calamitous Intent committee"
Passed - sold to jared for $30, chairs him and anybody admitted into the guild of calamitous intent

Announcements
EVENT! Arts vs Science! same bat-place, same bat-time
PAY FOR USELESS PEOPLE AUCTION YOU BUMS
Booth tuesday930pha19c and saturday100kage for art and building
Meeting after this to talk about UPA serious business in 1112

Shmucks
NPP 24-hour play festival; talk to dbesse if you want to be on his team
No puzzlehunt meeting this week
Talk to twright if you want to get pulled into R7

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110214

2011-04-18T03:05:03Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Graded - P1s were handed back today Hair is getting kinda strangely long so it looks odd Eforney Wen...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Graded - P1s were handed back today
Hair is getting kinda strangely long so it looks odd
Eforney
Went to IMPROV and karaoke night
Collected a bunch of middle names for SCIENCE
NEW PEOPLE!
Amy, CS, from NYC, skipped class today
??, Texas, CivE, ate a granola bar
Zsparks
Spent at least 10 hours grading this weekend
Dyed his hair either blue or green or turquoise or teal or ... (green)
EVENT! Bitterness party in parallel with Improv night
Arsenij
pretty uneventful
Read a bunch; has several tests this week
submit to pravda
Twright
Went to dinner with facebook
Did some work, played RPGs
Scorri
Was a slacker and didn't email people about Useless people auction
Did very little work this weekend
Bubbles
Did booth stuff, was in an improv show, got flats built
Just did work on Sunday

Committee Reports
Ad-hoc awkward proposals gives eforney a toucan-flavored valentine's present
Penultimate frisbee says it might be 60 on friday so maybe play frisbee then?
Frozen Wasteland committee reports heh heh heh
Most dangerous committee says the game is starting on wednesday
Debunking the right wing committee says there's your global warming fuckers
Inappropriate and awkward musical accompaniment w/lemur for my valentine plays its namesake
Storytelling committee tells a story about his friend from highschool getting engaged and a cute thing he did
Fortune-Telling Fish committee predicts you will find a surprise... for your roommate
Shawn and Quuxum variety hour says he was going by a candy store and he saw a creepy hello kitty
Also, Quuxum found a Kiltie Band CD from 1997 in a used book store
Ad-hoc aww committee reports awww

Old Business
Afalk gets the thing - zsparks is not her fault this week

Committee Reports
Create You won't do it, no balls committee to you won't create this committee - no balls
Sold to .. for $7, chairs her and the quartet
Create the Freebird for President committee to the song is too long for this joke to be funny
Free as in speech or free as in bird?
Change name to "Gnu/Freebird for President committee"
Sold to tvaughan for $14, chairs him and Freebird for president
Create the Beatles Hair committee to enourage Exec to wear their hair like the beatles
Sold to scorri for $1, chairs her and jared
Allocate $60 for food and supplies for the event - it's a good idea
Create the Awkward Palm Tree committee to ...
Rename to Awkward Palm Tree Fight committee
Sold to afalk for $15, chairs her and awkward palm tree
Create the committee to find or build eforney a toucan to eforney will not appreciate non-toucan presents
Sold to quuxum for $20, chairs him
Create the always late to kiltie committee to KGB, that's YOUR fault
Sold to kharring for $5, chairs anyone who is in Kiltie and will be late

Announcements
EVENT! bitterness party in parallel with improv
Booth art meeting 930 tuesday and work sessions Kage saturday 1pm
Meeting to discuss stripping in the useless people auction next monday at 530; a room will be somewhere; emailing the membership
Email exec / talk in person if you cannot attend

Shmucks
Glisson wants to borrow nerf guns for people briefly
If you see bblum congratulate him
Gabe wants people to fill his house next year (in 1914 murray)

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110207

2011-04-18T03:04:05Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Had a weekendy week Watched the superbowl, the steelers lost Eforney Made tons of money at the usele...

Officer Reports
Jboning
Had a weekendy week
Watched the superbowl, the steelers lost
Eforney
Made tons of money at the useless people
Went to the lunar gala and ushered, thus it was free
The superbowl - yay! - there were no riots :(
Zsparks
Totally did not forget where KGB was happening this week
Watched the second half of the superbowl
Had delicious cake
EVENT! Karaoke Night
Arsenij
Had a weekend - slept a lot on Friday, thus missed event
Did a lot of work, has a lot of reading and work for this week
submit to pravda
Twright
Had a weekend
Useless people, auctioned 18 hours
DnD, superbowl, oh god so much work
Scorri
Had a weekend - lots of pepole didn't pay her
People need to pay her ASAP
Bubbles
Useless people was a blast, booth was a blast, did a lot of work which was not really a blast
Got blasted this week

Committee Reports
Steelers committee hopes to report back after the draft in April; congrats to the packers, it was a good game
Ain't nobody else got 6 superbowls baby
Most Dangerous Committee will be starting a game in 9 days
If you want to play, put your name on the sheet in a non-interruptery way
Ad-hoc committee to burn down oakland says lack of failure
Don't Worry it's for science committee makes a bio joke
Ad hoc do you don't not dislike strongbad reports continued lack of success in not not burning down oakland
Gratuitous obscenity committee is less gracious than the steelers committee
Frozen Wasteland committee reports failure
Ad-hawk committee reports the hawk swooping through traffic
Booth committee says we have an art meeting tuesday at 930pm, build session at 1pm on saturday
Inappropriate and awkward musical accompaniment w/lemur for my valentine committee says come to the next meeting
Martin Luther King Memorial Committee reports I fell asleep during the superbowl and dreamed about people from trom playing football with bad karaoke
Fortune-telling fish committee reports that several members of KGB will lose their hearts to power someone's mystic powers
Ad-hoc committee to embarrass and defame slash reports success
Misappropriated MLK memorial committee reports a dream about being late to physics and we were angry that she couldn't program
Shawn & Quuxum variety hour reports he's getting over getting divorced and his ex-girlfriend's first birthday, which were both today in 2002
Storytelling committee tells a story with pictures about messing with a friend from highschool

Old Business
Quuxum gets the things - the reason he might miss next week's meeting is not his fault

New Business
Create the You Dropped Your Pocket Committee to your shoe is untied
Passed - sold to zsparks for $4, chairs him and anyone else who ever misspeaks
Create the inappropriate and awkward committee to we need one
Passed - sold to Quuxum for $6, chairs him
Allocate $75 for supplies and stuff for the event
Motion to have scorri's and ivy's hats in a cagematch!
They should try dialogue first
Rename to Steel Cage Hat committee
Change purpose to "set up said hats on a date"
Append to purpose "...and if the date doesn't work out, THEN cagematch"
Append to purpose "...and to make an awesome new variant of rock-paper-scissors called steel-cage-hat"
Passed - sold to Quuxum for $6 - DISBANDED
Create the Committee to Appreciate the Steelers even if they lost to what was that I couldn't hear you over six superbowl rings
Append to purpose "...because I'm wearing them as earrings"
Sold to Scorri for $2, chairs her and steelers fans
Create the Uncertainty Committee to I'm not entirely sure
You can either know the name or the purpose but not both
Sold to mckinney for $13, chairs him and physics majors
Create the Foster's Home for Unwanted Committees to provide a home for all committees bought by people who don't wnat them
Change "foster" to "Glouster" and change purpose to "...and be in shakespeare"
Passed - sold to appel for $10, chairs him and only people who don't want this committee
Create the Condiment Juggling committee to juggle condiments
Change purpose to "fight with condiments and be sure to clean it up"
Passed - sold to shawn for $4, chairs zsparks

Announcements
EVENT! Karaoke! it will be hilarious. lots of ass will be made
PAY FOR PEOPLE YOU BOUGHT AT USELESS PEOPLE!
Booth meetings - art at 930 tuesday at PHA19C build at 1pm on saturday
Puzzlehunt - 23rd of march - teams of 4 must be assembled

Shmucks
Kjones wants people to pay him for buying eforney for a group of people
If you want to play bunnies and burrows, talk to tvaughan

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110131

2011-04-18T03:03:26Z

Twright:

Officer Reports
Jboning
Did some stuff
Spent all of saturday at home sleeping a lot
Eforney
Saw the opera and her friend had an aria
Worked on her portfolio a lot
Wants to get a communication minor, was fooled about an information session
New People!
Anna, Linguistics, Pittsburgh, shoe size 11
Zsparks
Had a good weekend
Made a lot of pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaa
EVENT! Useless People Auction! We get a lot of dollars because people auction their time
Arsenij
Had a weekend
Read a lot of Russian books, because of a class he's taking about Russian demons
Has dealt with rooms, all future meetings will be in DH 2315 forever
Has an interesting little story about his cat
submit to pravda
Twright
Friday went improv and event
Saturday went skiing
Sunday did work
Sweatshirts! mark in the box for what size you want
Scorri
Went to the event! Saw some really disgusting playdoh and fingerpaint
Zsparks covered most of his face with fingerpaint
Played DnD for the first time
Bubbles
Nobody cares about the pro bowl
Was in a cool improv show
Went skiing, it as cool
Did SO MUCH WORK
His laptop is being repaired for a week after getting lost going to the apple store

Committee Reports
Gratuitous Obscenity Committee reports whoever invented autorun.ini should fucking die
Legitimately Good Advice committee reports don't have 12 drinks in one hour... ever...
Trolling Math committee reports countably infinite, uncountably infinite, countably finite, and uncountably finite
The Steelers Committee reports sorry for beating the Jets but not really - they are going to play the packers in the superbowl
Booth Committee says there will definitely be an art meeting tuesday at 7pm in porter A19C
build meeting saturday at 1pm
Nifty 3d renders of the booth!
Creepy Stalker Committee doesn't report because of the don't worry about it committee
ITR! Saturday at 10pm on wean 4
Fortune-telling fish committee tells the booth committee they should not jump to conclusions
Shawn & Quuxum variety hour says shawn had a stress test and got to see his heart in an ultrasound
Committee to make witty kitty committees has no ideas
Committee for awkward and inappropriate musical accompaniment will be auctioning themselves and playing music
Ad-hoc they made an RPG out of that says Bunnies and Burrows!
Storytelling committee tells a story about the history of the useless people auction, tells some stupid o'clock stories

Old Business
Clyde has the thing - bomblab is not his fault this week

New Business
Create the Cover band committee to say that certain phrases are cover bands for bands
Cover bands suck - that's my cover band
Spoken Song Lyrics committee is my Ke$ha cover band
Append to purpose "...and bees"
Sold to jchauvin for $13, chairs her and afalk
Create the Rocket Matt -afeller center to construct a plaza in NYC built by rocket matt
Append to purpose " in a cave from a box of scraps"
Append to purpose " on ice skates"
Sold to Rocket Matt for $4, chairs him and anyone who visits the rocketmattafeller center
Allocate $70 for food/supplies/microphone for the event - passes
Create the committee of non-cs majors to provide a group and culture for non-cs majors to understand what we are talking about
Rename to committee of cs majors and ece majors - fails
The first law of pornodynamics is the conservation of ass
Change purpose "to transfer into CS or ECE" - fails
Sold to jchauvin for $42, chairs her and all non cs majors

Announcements
EVENT! Useless people
Art meeting for booth in Porter A19C at 7pm and build session saturday 1pm in the kage
We will be in DH 2315 next week!

Shmuck
Sigbovik!
Tbroman is running assassins - tell him if you're interested
NPP is doing a 24-hour play festival
ITR on saturday

[[Category:Minutes]]

Minutes20110131

2011-04-18T03:02:34Z

Twright: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Did some stuff Spent all of saturday at home sleeping a lot Eforney Saw the opera and her friend had...

Minutes20110124

2011-04-18T03:01:45Z

Twright: New page: We relocate because of a spacequest fuckup! Officer Reports Jboning Had a weekend which involved stuff Playing in the snow on saturday and ate lots...

We relocate because of a spacequest fuckup!

Officer Reports
Jboning
Had a weekend which involved stuff
Playing in the snow on saturday and ate lots of marshmallows
Eforney
Had a weekend
Worked on booth her knees hurt ALL FOUR OF THEM
New People!
Tom, CS major from Boston, has hair
Ryan, IS and CS double from DC, is white
Zsparks
Laughs a lot
Event! Linear Regression! and other names, in PH A18* friday at 7
Crayons, legos, milk and cookies
Arsenij
Found out that either he or spacequest fucked up because of reservation foulup
Did lots of homework this weekend
Pittsburgh won! Woot! and in two weeks there will be riots
Insults Sully in ancient greek
submit to pravda
Twright
Worked on booth
Played DnD and watches steelers
Zsparks strokes Twright's wood
Scorri
Saw scott pilgrim and watched steelers and played in the snow
Has a lot of homework because she did literally none
Bubbles
Tool training! we got so much shit taken apart, the Kage looks different
Did work and watched the steelers kick ass

Committee reports
Time travel committee congratulates jchauvin on her scarf
Ad-hoc thneed committee says a thneed is something everyone needs
Booth committee will have plans done in two days; also art planning on wednesday at 7 in PHA18*; build session in Kage on saturday at 1pm
Puzzlehunt committee says APRIL 23rd and watch out for time ghost; email dbesse for info about helping
Committee to terminate the president unsuccessfully salutes the grand poobah
Don't Worry it's for science thanks all egg donors; we no longer need your help
Storytelling committee about Glisson's dad having a midlife crisis, which was buying a beef farm and 70 head of cattle, and getting outsmarted by the cows
Misappropriations Committee misappropriates ad-hoc committee
Jewish Standard Time reports she just got back from winter break
Ad-hoc B| committee reports someone drew B| on a board
Storytelling committee tells "If you give a mouse a cookie"

Old Business
Scorri gets the thing - work is not her fault

New Business
Allocate $70 for food and supplies for the event
Create Cows are more clever than you think to cow tools
Sold to twright for $4; chairs him and the cows from cows and cows and cows
Create the committee to get lynched with purpose GO PACKERS
Rename to "Riot Commitee"
Postponed until after the next committee
Create the gratuitous obscenity in other languages to ...something
Sold to Arsenij for $8, chairs him and anyone who knows insults in >7 language
The Riot Committee resumes
Sold to pcd for $4, chairs him and sully
The Assassins committee to play the most dangerous game, which is assassins with moderately different rules
Dbesse makes a 251 joke
Change to "Most Dangerous Committee"
Sold to tbroman for $8, him and anyone who contacts him about running them
Create the KGB prophet committee to find a prophet to take us to the holy land
We've been wandering this snow-blown wasteland for 40 years
We'll build this city like the aztecs did
AND ATE MATT BRITTON'S COOKIES
Sold to tvaughan for $10, chairs him and ghostpuncher
Sweatshirts! who would be interested? $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers PROBABLY
Two designs: KGB with crest on back - 25
KGB in schematics nothing on back -20
Create the Witty Committee Creation Committee to I wish I could think of more interesting things
Append to purpose "... make a kickass radio station" which is playing nickelback right now
Sold to ccolombo for $10, chairs her and

Announcements
EVENT! Linear Regression! A18*
Puzzlehunt sat april 23rd
Booth meetings announced on bboards
Sweatshirt details will be posted

Shmucks
Joco is this friday

[[Category:Minutes]]

Special Meeting Minutes20110221

2011-02-22T01:09:50Z

Twright:

* Jboning opens by explaining that the UPA provoked more uncomfortableness and exec wants the body's input on what we should do about it
* Glisson says that the KGB seems to have a good track record of listening to exec and a recommendation about moderation may be enough to keep problems limited
* Paul agrees with Glisson and says that last semester was an anomaly; the problem would be solved with a recommendation
* Kelly points out that the stripping aspect of the event was heavily emphasized before this event and that may have caused some problems
* Afalk says that if people are uncomfortable with it, it should be banned outright
* Lincoln says that it was originally a joke and was not as sexual; encourages that is okay but the sexual aspect should be limited (and that it should be clear that people don't have to remove clothing in any way)
* Mcginnis says that we should keep stripping limited to what is appropriate in 100% public
* Drew asks what kind of reputation stripping at UPA gives the KGB in the public eyes; this is the one event that could be viewed in a negative light (as opposed to CTFWS, puzzlehunt) and we should remember the image that campus will take away from it
* Naomi says there are some other events we have that might be offensive and they don't attend (like bitterness party) and we shouldn't get rid of events on those grounds; also, the negative backlash was from people who were already expecting some removal of clothing but were offended by the explicit sexual content of the auction - says that the pressure to strip is not too strong
* Tim Broman says that stripping brings in money and income would be affected - Scorri weighs in that the majority of income would not be affected; also this is not a financial decision; he noted that he (as a freshmen) was not surprised by the content - ie, that's what he had been led to expect; and that he was offended - thinks a small adjustment is a good plan if it will be sufficient
* Jboning explains the historical perspective of the UPA: it was originally a classy event for geeks without stripping. later it became a more strip-filled event based on social libertarianism
* Glisson says that there is a difference between removal of clothing and the sexual context in which it happened - he personally was not offended but that we can limit it to non-sexual stripping
* Matt points out that we are not the same organization from year to year and maybe we should decide year-to-year based on what the membership wants at that time
* Shelby suggests making a change that would require explicit recognition by all participants that there is sometimes sexual content to the UPA
* Tim rebuts that we should make as many people comfortable, not just limit our liability
* Kelly also rebuts that signing a form won't make her not be offended or make her not leave, and that the issue is that people were offended, not that they didn't know they would be offended
* Shelby points out that there is a valid liability perspective and we should make it clear that people have the right to object
* Dan says that he guesses that nobody was offended by the clothing removal but rather by the sexuality of the removing, and the fact that we're having a meeting proves we need to change something; wants to set up some specific boundary that we should not cross in the UPA
* Eric wants a ballpark figure on how many people were offended; Jboning guesses probably 12 or more
* Paul emphasizes that the important issue is the sexuality not the clothing removal; however he points out that rules-lawyering will inevitably result from any concrete boundary and will probably not solve the problem - a guideline would be better
* Afalk says we can see what people are comfortable with year-to-year; event has to change for the people, not vice versa
* Tim Broman says that in the years past, things have gone okay; we should find a model that fits the current composition of the KGB; likes the black-tie, classy approach to the UPA - says that history is a good guideline for what to do
* Clyde says he wasn't really bothered but that he felt upstaged by stripping people and wants to order people (put strippers at the end)
* Dennis says we should consider the reputation of the KGB especially w.r.t. recruiting
* Ethan wants to move from sexual stripping to non-sexual stripping; consider rule 0 as an example of a good rule that is not explicit but people still follow (try "keep it classy" to create non-sexual situations)
* Caroline encourages us to phrase everything carefully and simply, and knowing that the very fact that this meeting happened will affect the future course of the event; an explicit rule will stifle creativity and play and may well hurt the event
* Xander feels that the KGB is a safe place and that it is a good place to get away from the Hell that is CMU; if people are uncomfortable then that status is in doubt and we should change that by eliminating all stripping for now and ever, because so many people were made uncomfortable
* Naomi is concerned about having a poll every year in that it could potentially mask the problem rather than permenantly solve it, and within a few years explicit sexual content would be permitted in a cycle of approve->problem->disapprove->forget problem->approve->etc.
* Kelly says that the way the auctioneer behaves needs to be different, in that they must stop behavior which is causing a problem rather than encouraging it
* Tim Vaughan says that in general people recognize when they go to far so the solution should lie in the way we frame the event and that "keep it classy" would be a good guideline for fixing the problem, since people would stop themselves or others if they cross that line
* Matt wants to make it very clear - in a positive sense - that it is a classy event and that we should focus on classiness rather than banning things; also exec should always have the ability to stop anything that is going on at any event
* Quuxum says that multiple people other than the auctioneer and exec need to be able to gauge what is going on and have the ability to stop it; also points out that the KGB has shifted from a really sexual libertine organization to more of a geeky/nerdy organization and historical basis may not be appropriate
* Tim Broman says his major concern is with tone; and that the organization's tone has already shifted away from strongly sexual content and towards classiness; we should limit the presence of stripping in the run-up and explanation to the event to what is minimally necessary
* Glisson says that the KGB operates by gut feeling rather than by rules and that's a good thing; we can use "keep it classy" as a good guideline instead of rules
* Eforney points out that this isn't the exec who will be in charge of the next UPA; also trying to come up with concrete guidelines, which are hard:
1) tell steiger story after the event and limit presence of stripping in run-up to event
2) have 2 auctioneers instead of 1
3) auctioneer cannot interact with the auctionee at all
* Naomi would like to restrict making out at all at the auction; people will usually not make out beyond a particular line of propriety and wants to ensure that propriety is maintained everywhere
* Drew asks Afalk if she hadn't heard about stripping before the event, would she have stripped; and she responds that she would have had non-stripping sexual content
* Jboning points out concern about pressure on girls to strip
* Dennis wants to de-emphasize stripping before the event
* Scorri points out the possible ramifications of the fact that the UPA is open and staff/faculty could show up and the KGB could get in a *lot* of trouble
* Tim Vaughan says that he was made most uncomfortable by the fact that the KGB was stripping/sexual acts in complete public; also we should not make the auction about the individual but rather about the organization
* Tim Broman says he would like to request a notice from exec to the public about what we decided
* Glisson says, about pressure to strip, that we should emphasize that stripping is not required and that not stripping is as/more profitable
* Quuxum says that the cooking/RPG as a draw for bidding never happened before 2008 or so and we should remember what the organization likes at any given time
* Eric wants scheduling to run non-strippers -> strippers over time, so that nobody who doesn't want to will feel pressured by coming immediately after something
* Naomi likes stripping interspersed and she likes snarling like a sexy werewolf
* Michaela points out that there was someone who permanently left the KGB because of the raunchy content of the UPA
* Matt says we shouldn't cater to random people if they aren't interested in what the KGB wants to do; if we could get in trouble it should go, but otherwise we should find some middle ground instead
* Xander is proud to be a member of the KGB; but if it continues like this he would change his mind about being a member
* Quuxum points out that the entire basis cannot be determined beforehand
* Dan says that as long as guidelines exist, we will be okay, and we don't need to set rock-solid rules
* Eforney says that the consensus seems to be we won't ban stripping but may come up with some guidelines/rules instead

[[Category:Minutes]]

Special Meeting Minutes20110221

2011-02-22T00:54:27Z

Twright:

* Jboning opens by explaining that the UPA provoked more uncomfortableness and exec wants the body's input on what we should do about it
* Glisson says that the KGB seems to have a good track record of listening to exec and a recommendation about moderation may be enough to keep problems limited
* Paul agrees with Glisson and says that last semester was an anomaly; the problem would be solved with a recommendation
* Kelly points out that the stripping aspect of the event was heavily emphasized before this event and that may have caused some problems
* Afalk says that if people are uncomfortable with it, it should be banned outright
* Lincoln says that it was originally a joke and was not as sexual; encourages that is okay but the sexual aspect should be limited (and that it should be clear that people don't have to remove clothing in any way)
* Mcginnis says that we should keep stripping limited to what is appropriate in 100% public
* Drew asks what kind of reputation stripping at UPA gives the KGB in the public eyes; this is the one event that could be viewed in a negative light (as opposed to CTFWS, puzzlehunt) and we should remember the image that campus will take away from it
* Naomi says there are some other events we have that might be offensive and they don't attend (like bitterness party) and we shouldn't get rid of events on those grounds; also, the negative backlash was from people who were already expecting some removal of clothing but were offended by the explicit sexual content of the auction - says that the pressure to strip is not too strong
* Tim Broman says that stripping brings in money and income would be affected - Scorri weighs in that the majority of income would not be affected; also this is not a financial decision; he noted that he (as a freshmen) was not surprised by the content - ie, that's what he had been led to expect; and that he was offended - thinks a small adjustment is a good plan if it will be sufficient
* Jboning explains the historical perspective of the UPA: it was originally a classy event for geeks without stripping. later it became a more strip-filled event based on social libertarianism
* Glisson says that there is a difference between removal of clothing and the sexual context in which it happened - he personally was not offended but that we can limit it to non-sexual stripping
* Matt points out that we are not the same organization from year to year and maybe we should decide year-to-year based on what the membership wants at that time
* Shelby suggests making a change that would require explicit recognition by all participants that there is sometimes sexual content to the UPA
* Tim rebuts that we should make as many people comfortable, not just limit our liability
* Kelly also rebuts that signing a form won't make her not be offended or make her not leave, and that the issue is that people were offended, not that they didn't know they would be offended
* Shelby points out that there is a valid liability perspective and we should make it clear that people have the right to object
* Dan says that he guesses that nobody was offended by the clothing removal but rather by the sexuality of the removing, and the fact that we're having a meeting proves we need to change something; wants to set up some specific boundary that we should not cross in the UPA
* Eric wants a ballpark figure on how many people were offended; Jboning guesses probably 12 or more
* Paul emphasizes that the important issue is the sexuality not the clothing removal; however he points out that rules-lawyering will inevitably result from any concrete boundary and will probably not solve the problem - a guideline would be better
* Afalk says we can see what people are comfortable with year-to-year; event has to change for the people, not vice versa
* Tim Broman says that in the years past, things have gone okay; we should find a model that fits the current composition of the KGB; likes the black-tie, classy approach to the UPA - says that history is a good guideline for what to do
* Clyde says he wasn't really bothered but that he felt upstaged by stripping people and wants to order people (put strippers at the end)
* Dennis says we should consider the reputation of the KGB especially w.r.t. recruiting
* Ethan wants to move from sexual stripping to non-sexual stripping; consider rule 0 as an example of a good rule that is not explicit but people still follow (try "keep it classy" to create non-sexual situations)
* Caroline encourages us to phrase everything carefully and simply, and knowing that the very fact that this meeting happened will affect the future course of the event; an explicit rule will stifle creativity and play and may well hurt the event
* Xander feels that the KGB is a safe place and that it is a good place to get away from the Hell that is CMU; if people are uncomfortable then that status is in doubt and we should change that by eliminating all stripping for now and ever, because so many people were made uncomfortable
* Naomi is concerned about having a poll every year in that it could potentially mask the problem rather than permenantly solve it, and within a few years explicit sexual content would be permitted in a cycle of approve->problem->disapprove->forget problem->approve->etc.
* Kelly says that the way the auctioneer behaves needs to be different, in that they must stop behavior which is causing a problem rather than encouraging it
* Tim Vaughan says that in general people recognize when they go to far so the solution should lie in the way we frame the event and that "keep it classy" would be a good guideline for fixing the problem, since people would stop themselves or others if they cross that line
* Matt wants to make it very clear - in a positive sense - that it is a classy event and that we should focus on classiness rather than banning things; also exec should always have the ability to stop anything that is going on at any event
* Quuxum says that multiple people other than the auctioneer and exec need to be able to gauge what is going on and have the ability to stop it; also points out that the KGB has shifted from a really sexual libertine organization to more of a geeky/nerdy organization and historical basis may not be appropriate
* Tim Broman says his major concern is with tone; and that the organization's tone has already shifted away from strongly sexual content and towards classiness; we should limit the presence of stripping in the run-up and explanation to the event to what is minimally necessary
* Glisson says that the KGB operates by gut feeling rather than by rules and that's a good thing; we can use "keep it classy" as a good guideline instead of rules
* Eforney points out that this isn't the exec who will be in charge of the next UPA; also trying to come up with concrete guidelines, which are hard:
1) tell steiger story after the event and limit presence of stripping in run-up to event
2) have 2 auctioneers instead of 1
3) auctioneer cannot interact with the auctionee at all
* Naomi would like to restrict making out at all at the auction; people will usually not make out beyond a particular line of propriety and wants to ensure that propriety is maintained everywhere
* Drew asks Afalk if she hadn't heard about stripping before the event, would she have stripped; and she responds that she would have had non-stripping sexual content
* Jboning points out concern about pressure on girls to strip
* Dennis wants to de-emphasize stripping before the event
* Scorri points out the possible ramifications of the fact that the UPA is open and staff/faculty could show up and the KGB could get in a *lot* of trouble
* Tim Vaughan says that he was made most uncomfortable by the fact that the KGB was stripping/sexual acts in complete public; also we should not make the auction about the individual but rather about the organization
* Tim Broman says he would like to request a notice from exec to the public about what we decided
* Glisson says, about pressure to strip, that we should emphasize that stripping is not required and that not stripping is as/more profitable
* Quuxum says that the cooking/RPG as a draw for bidding never happened before 2008 or so and we should remember what the organization likes at any given time
* Eric wants scheduling to run non-strippers -> strippers over time, so that nobody who doesn't want to will feel pressured by coming immediately after something
* Naomi likes stripping interspersed and she likes snarling like a sexy werewolf
* Mckayla points out that there was someone who permanently left the KGB because of the raunchy content of the UPA
* Matt says we shouldn't cater to random people if they aren't interested in what the KGB wants to do; if we could get in trouble it should go, but otherwise we should find some middle ground instead
* Xander is proud to be a member of the KGB; but if it continues like this he would change his mind about being a member
* Quuxum points out that the entire basis cannot be determined beforehand
* Dan says that as long as guidelines exist, we will be okay, and we don't need to set rock-solid rules
* Eforney says that the consensus seems to be we won't ban stripping but may come up with some guidelines/rules instead

[[Category:Minutes]]

Special Meeting Minutes20110221

2011-02-21T23:59:50Z

Twright: New page: * Jboning opens by explaining that the UPA provoked more uncomfortableness and exec wants the body's input on what we should do about it * Glisson says that the KGB seems to have a good tr...

* Jboning opens by explaining that the UPA provoked more uncomfortableness and exec wants the body's input on what we should do about it
* Glisson says that the KGB seems to have a good track record of listening to exec and a recommendation about moderation may be enough to keep problems limited
* Paul agrees with Glisson and says that last semester was an anomaly; the problem would be solved with a recommendation
* Kelly points out that the stripping aspect of the event was heavily emphasized before this event and that may have caused some problems
* Afalk says that if people are uncomfortable with it, it should be banned outright
* Lincoln says that it was originally a joke and was not as sexual; encourages that is okay but the sexual aspect should be limited (and that it should be clear that people don't have to remove clothing in any way)
* Mcginnis says that we should keep stripping limited to what is appropriate in 100% public
* Drew asks what kind of reputation stripping at UPA gives the KGB in the public eyes; this is the one event that could be viewed in a negative light (as opposed to CTFWS, puzzlehunt) and we should remember the image that campus will take away from it
* Naomi says there are some other events we have that might be offensive and they don't attend (like bitterness party) and we shouldn't get rid of events on those grounds; also, the negative backlash was from people who were already expecting some removal of clothing but were offended by the explicit sexual content of the auction - says that the pressure to strip is not too strong
* Tim Broman says that stripping brings in money and income would be affected - Scorri weighs in that the majority of income would not be affected; also this is not a financial decision; he noted that he (as a freshmen) was not surprised by the content - ie, that's what he had been led to expect; and that he was offended - thinks a small adjustment is a good plan if it will be sufficient
* Jboning explains the historical perspective of the UPA: it was originally a classy event for geeks without stripping. later it became a more strip-filled event based on social libertarianism
* Glisson says that there is a difference between removal of clothing and the sexual context in which it happened - he personally was not offended but that we can limit it to non-sexual stripping
* Matt points out that we are not the same organization from year to year and maybe we should decide year-to-year based on what the membership wants at that time
* Shelby suggests making a change that would require explicit recognition by all participants that there is sometimes sexual content to the UPA
* Tim rebuts that we should make as many people comfortable, not just limit our liability
* Kelly also rebuts that signing a form won't make her not be offended or make her not leave, and that the issue is that people were offended, not that they didn't know they would be offended
* Shelby points out that there is a valid liability perspective and we should make it clear that people have the right to object
* Dan says that he guesses that nobody was offended by the clothing removal but rather by the sexuality of the removing, and the fact that we're having a meeting proves we need to change something; wants to set up some specific boundary that we should not cross in the UPA
* Eric wants a ballpark figure on how many people were offended; Jboning guesses probably 12 or more
* Paul emphasizes that the important issue is the sexuality not the clothing removal; however he points out that rules-lawyering will inevitably result from any concrete boundary and will probably not solve the problem - a guideline would be better
* Afalk says we can see what people are comfortable with year-to-year; event has to change for the people, not vice versa
* Tim Broman says that in the years past, things have gone okay; we should find a model that fits the current composition of the KGB; likes the black-tie, classy approach to the UPA - says that history is a good guideline for what to do
* Clyde says he wasn't really bothered but that he felt upstaged by stripping people and wants to order people (put strippers at the end)
* Dennis says we should consider the reputation of the KGB especially w.r.t. recruiting
* Ethan wants to move from sexual stripping to non-sexual stripping; consider rule 0 as an example of a good rule that is not explicit but people still follow (try "keep it classy" to create non-sexual situations)
* Caroline encourages us to phrase everything carefully and simply, and knowing that the very fact that this meeting happened will affect the future course of the event; an explicit rule will stifle creativity and play and may well hurt the event
* Xander feels that the KGB is a safe place and that it is a good place to get away from the Hell that is CMU; if people are uncomfortable then that status is in doubt and we should change that by eliminating all stripping for now and ever, because so many people were made uncomfortable
* Naomi is concerned about having a poll every year in that it could potentially mask the problem rather than permenantly solve it, and within a few years explicit sexual content would be permitted in a cycle of approve->problem->disapprove->forget problem->approve->etc.
* Kelly says that the way the auctioneer behaves needs to be different, in that they must stop behavior which is causing a problem rather than encouraging it
* Tim Vaughan says that in general people recognize when they go to far so the solution should lie in the way we frame the event and that "keep it classy" would be a good guideline for fixing the problem, since people would stop themselves or others if they cross that line
* Matt wants to make it very clear - in a positive sense - that it is a classy event and that we should focus on classiness rather than banning things; also exec should always have the ability to stop anything that is going on at any event
* Quuxum says that multiple people other than the auctioneer and exec need to be able to gauge what is going on and have the ability to stop it; also points out that the KGB has shifted from a really sexual libertine organization to more of a geeky/nerdy organization and historical basis may not be appropriate
* Tim Broman says his major concern is with tone; and that the organization's tone has already shifted away from strongly sexual content and towards classiness; we should limit the presence of stripping in the run-up and explanation to the event to what is minimally necessary
* Glisson says that the KGB operates by gut feeling rather than by rules and that's a good thing; we can use "keep it classy" as a good guideline instead of rules
* Eforney points out that this isn't the exec who will be in charge of the next UPA; also trying to come up with concrete guidelines, which are hard:
1) tell steiger story after the event and limit presence of stripping in run-up to event
2) have 2 auctioneers instead of 1
3) auctioneer cannot interact with the auctionee at all
* Naomi would like to restrict making out at all at the auction; people will usually not make out beyond a particular line of propriety and wants to ensure that propriety is maintained everywhere
* Drew asks Afalk if she hadn't heard about stripping before the event, would she have stripped; and she responds that she would have had non-stripping sexual content
* Jboning points out concern about pressure on girls to strip
* Dennis wants to de-emphasize stripping before the event
* Scorri points out the possible ramifications of the fact that the UPA is open and staff/faculty could show up and the KGB could get in a *lot* of trouble
* Tim Vaughan says that he was made most uncomfortable by the fact that the KGB was stripping/sexual acts in complete public; also we should not make the auction about the individual but rather about the organization
* Tim Broman says he would like to request a notice from exec to the public about what we decided
* Glisson says, about pressure to strip, that we should emphasize that stripping is not required and that not stripping is as/more profitable
* Quuxum says that the cooking/RPG as a draw for bidding never happened before 2008 or so and we should remember what the organization likes at any given time
* Eric wants scheduling to run non-strippers -> strippers over time, so that nobody who doesn't want to will feel pressured by coming immediately after something
* Naomi likes stripping interspersed and she likes snarling like a sexy werefolf
* Mckayla points out that there was someone who permanently left the KGB because of the raunchy content of the UPA
* Matt says we shouldn't cater to random people if they aren't interested in what the KGB wants to do; if we could get in trouble it should go, but otherwise we should find some middle ground instead
* Xander is proud to be a member of the KGB; but if it continues like this he would change his mind about being a member
* Quuxum points out that the entire basis cannot be determined beforehand
* Dan says that as long as guidelines exist, we will be okay, and we don't need to set rock-solid rules
* Eforney says that the consensus seems to be we won't ban stripping but may come up with some guidelines/rules instead

[[Category:Minutes]]