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		<updated>2026-04-19T09:03:40Z</updated>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Ur_mom_lol&amp;diff=1895</id>
		<title>Ur mom lol</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-21T04:45:58Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The inevitable destination of every link on the wiki.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki&amp;diff=1845</id>
		<title>Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-16T17:43:40Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki/Suzuki|Suzuki]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Thick,_nutritive_poop&amp;diff=1794</id>
		<title>Thick, nutritive poop</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-15T16:09:17Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;An obsession of the KGB, brought into the collective consciousness with the establishment of the Committee to Replace the Atmosphere with Rich, Nutritive Poop.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It also makes a great non-sequitur punchline for nearly every joke.  Observe:&lt;br /&gt;
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?&lt;br /&gt;
A: Rich, nutritive poop.&lt;br /&gt;
We promise that this won't annoy your friends after the eightieth time.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Mao_Yisheng&amp;diff=1793</id>
		<title>Mao Yisheng</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-15T16:02:18Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: Learn2Spell noob&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Mao Yisheng''' (January 9, 1896 - November 12, 1989) is an 8 foot tall Chinese man who was coated in bronze and placed on the side of Baker Hall. He had been the first person ever to earn a Ph.D. at [[Carnegie Mellon University]] and is most famous for being an expert on bridges. He was not in [[KGB]], largely because the organization did not exist yet (quite fortunately, for, if it had, the KGB would not be able to make jokes about sci-fi, film noir, or have any [[computer science]] majors, which also did not exist yet). In late 2005 he was exhumed, coated in bronze, and, on April 18, 2006, place on Carnegie Mellon's campus as part of the [[Random art on campus|Random Art on Campus]] campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Cryptozoology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=2005_Officers&amp;diff=1754</id>
		<title>2005 Officers</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-15T02:16:34Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[President]] -- [[akivamkehrt|Akiva Leffert]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[First Vice President]] -- [[akivamkehrt|Matthew &amp;quot;mkehrt&amp;quot; Kehrt]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Second Vice President]] -- Lauren &amp;quot;Styger&amp;quot; Stiger&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Corresponding Secretary]] -- Christopher Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Recording Secretary]] -- Rebecca Lambert&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Treasurer]] -- Emily Leathers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Sergeant at Arms]] -- Lauren &amp;quot;lea&amp;quot; Albaugh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Officers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=2005_Officers&amp;diff=1753</id>
		<title>2005 Officers</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-15T02:16:22Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[President]] -- [[akivamkehrt|Akiva Leffert]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[First Vice President]] -- [[akivamkehrt||Matthew &amp;quot;mkehrt&amp;quot; Kehrt]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Second Vice President]] -- Lauren &amp;quot;Styger&amp;quot; Stiger&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Corresponding Secretary]] -- Christopher Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Recording Secretary]] -- Rebecca Lambert&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Treasurer]] -- Emily Leathers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Sergeant at Arms]] -- Lauren &amp;quot;lea&amp;quot; Albaugh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Officers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Akivamkehrt&amp;diff=1752</id>
		<title>Akivamkehrt</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-15T02:10:57Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Akivamkhert''' is the name of the multiple-bodied organism that is represented by [[aleffert|Akiva]] and [[mkehrt]]. '''mkiva''' is the name of the multiple-bodied organism that is represented by [[mkehrt]] and [[aleffert]]. The two bodies share one mind, though they will vigorously deny that fact. Also, Ed wants to start an edit war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Inside jokes]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Cryptozoology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Category:Cryptozoology&amp;diff=1751</id>
		<title>Category:Cryptozoology</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-15T02:10:06Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This category is to document all the strange creatures encountered by the KGB&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Fuck_You_Manatee&amp;diff=1750</id>
		<title>Fuck You Manatee</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Fuck_You_Manatee&amp;diff=1750"/>
				<updated>2006-11-15T02:07:47Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;For at least 30 minutes, the Fuck You Manitee was the KGB's mascot.  No one knows whether or not he still is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not much is known about the Fuck You Manitee, but legend holds that he eats the [[rich, nutritive poop|rich, nutritive kelp]] of the Monongahela River and gets pissed off when you cut him off in traffic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Cryptozoology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Fuck_You_Manatee&amp;diff=1711</id>
		<title>Fuck You Manatee</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Fuck_You_Manatee&amp;diff=1711"/>
				<updated>2006-11-14T23:46:32Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;For at least 30 minutes, the Fuck You Manitee was the KGB's mascot.  No one knows whether or not he still is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not much is known about the Fuck You Manitee, but legend holds that he eats the [[rich, nutritive poop|rich, nutritive kelp]] of the Monongahela River and gets pissed off when you cut him off in traffic.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Fuck_You_Manatee&amp;diff=1706</id>
		<title>Fuck You Manatee</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Fuck_You_Manatee&amp;diff=1706"/>
				<updated>2006-11-14T23:43:39Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;For at least 30 minutes, the Fuck You Manitee was the KGB's mascot.  No one knows whether or not he still is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not much is known about the Fuck You Manitee, but legend holds that he eats the ([[rich, nutritive poop]],rich, nutritive kelp) of the Monongahela River and gets pissed off when you cut him off in traffic.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Hopes&amp;diff=1699</id>
		<title>Hopes</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-14T23:34:35Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;If you want a picture of Carnegie Mellon's future, imagine [[Wean]] Hall stamping on a student's face - forever.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Wondersaurus&amp;diff=1695</id>
		<title>User:Wondersaurus</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=User:Wondersaurus&amp;diff=1695"/>
				<updated>2006-11-14T23:24:55Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Wondersaurus Fantabulorus is a rarely encountered species of temperate dinosaur, unique amongst reptiles for being, biologically, a mammal, currently enrolled at CMU under the assumed name &amp;quot;Michael Stephenson.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being the same person as [[mstephen]], they are fundamentally different.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Mstephen&amp;diff=1692</id>
		<title>Mstephen</title>
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				<updated>2006-11-14T23:15:31Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wondersaurus: Making article match wiki standards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Currently chairing the Commitee to Edit the [[ur mom lol]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wondersaurus</name></author>	</entry>

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