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2020-03-26T20:13:19Z

Woodmanan: Created page with " = EXEC REPORTS = Dez - had a weekend, had to move everything out of R7. Discovered many new species of mold Kaylie - Had a weekend, drove Dez's things to Kremlin. Now being..."

= EXEC REPORTS =

Dez - had a weekend, had to move everything out of R7. Discovered many new species of mold

Kaylie - Had a weekend, drove Dez's things to Kremlin. Now being an Uber service for the people in her house, and she'll do it for you for the low low price of $10

Mitchell - Playtested jackbox over zoooooom, so now we have an event! It's remote video game, so basically just video game night over remote services

Kate - Poi, where will we meet? Here, or somewhere else?

Dez - We'll make channels for the games

Mckenna - Had a weekend. It was mostly family stuff, and I experienced the horror of group facetime. It's dreadful. I did homework, I have so much homework. Please submit to pravda

Woody - had a weekend, spent most of it fighting the dark lord malloc. He is winning.

James - Had a weekend, realized he didn't have food so he went outside. Why are there so many people? Isn't there a quarantine? Guys?
Clears decks, Dez throws coins at him

Kushal - Had a weekend. CMU Dining services gave him a crustless PB&J for lunch today.

= COMMITTEE REPORTS =

Henry - I'm a physcist and I hate my life - New flash physics - It's a lot harder to turn light into energy than you thought. Especially if it's EVIL ENERGY

Sonia - Sonia memorial committee - With amazon offline, we're moving to using dragons to deliver mail. It will be called scale mail

Liam - Actual biblical apocalypse - Salt lake city had an earthquake last week, and we're still feeling aftershocks

Tim - NomCom - We're still taking nominations, so use the link and nominate people! Please reference the nominations so we don't do someone twice

New nominations:

Olive Garden for treasurer
Sawyer for treasurer
Woody for RecSec
Woody for Corsec
James for President
Liam for President
Woody for 2VP
James for 1VP

Woody - Hivemind Committee - We end no report eternal although we social distancing is bad but necessary sad end report report report

Kate - MA CMU KGB War Criminals - Animal crossing - Sorry for spoilers, but there's an NPC that you have to help every once in a while. He's a pirate bird who keeps getting shipwrecked on your island. If you help him he'll give you gifts, and he sent me a moab head. I assume that this is plunder, and therefore a war crime

Kaylie - Cats are stupid - My cat keeps getting on my lap during zoom calls, unless I make a better spot for her with a very, very soft blanket

Liam - Po Shen Lo's extreme combinatorics - He makes two streams, one for us and one for middle schoolers, and we keep getting frequent crossovers of horribly confused middle schoolers. "Po shen lo is a sexy, sexy man"

Kate - AH Real and relevant announcements - For pittsburghees, there's a rumor that we're going on a stay at home order starting at 8PM today, so if you need to go do something critical that won't be allowed you should definitely do that today

Jonathan - I was just clicking the thing

Kaylie - Carnegie Scenic Committee - David seems to be a little upset at our memes about him. When he tried to show us how to make knots, he made some suggestive motions, and he freaked out. "Y'all can screen record me now, so this will probably go on your fucking meme page"

McKenna - AH war driving committee - If you see an elderly woman driving into a cmu dorm and typing on her laptop, don't worry, it's my professor

Jonathan - Has no real business this time, either

= Special business note =
We'll be holding a special meeting on what we'll be doing about debts, at some point in the next week or two

Keep your eyes out for a when-to-meet for that

= OLD BUSINESS =

Who has the thing? Dez, supposedly

Who has the spirit of the thing? We're not sure

Who wants the thing? Joy

What's not her fault? The fact that graded work isn't accessible from Canvas anymore

Orders of the day? Nah, those are for nerds

= NEW BUSINESS (Oh my god, what is this part of the meeting?)=

Liam - Motion to create the country bumpkin committee

Oops, he's gone

Dilatory till he's back

Sawyer - Motion to #define crashed as "Experienced a significant emotional event"
Kate - Amended
Passed by banana

Henry - Motion to create a subcommittee of the stupid history commitee : the committee of poorly founded historical optimism
Purpose - To remind of things, such as the fact that ghengis Khan set back carbon emissions by a full year through the mere act of killing a lot people
Liam - Motion to rename this as the "Eco fascism committee" - Not seconded
Passed by :deciduous_tree: , sold to Henry for $:two:, chaired by himself and any other historical bringer of Good News, like Ghengis Khan

Oliver - Motion to create the stupid noose committee
Purpose - To spread stupid news with an R0 of approximately 3
Kushal - Motion to rename to the stupid noose committee - Been changed
Henry - I would like to file a copyright strike and sue Oliver for fraud
Oliver - Jokes on you, my committee is outside US jurisdiction
Henry - Point of rebutal, I'm a war criminal so I don't care about US Jurisdiction
Liam - Did you know that Rand paul is the only senator to vote against coronavirus funding, and the only senator to get coronavirus
Sam - POI, wasn't it a thing about getting tested?
Henry - Point of there are no rules:
Passed via abstention, sold to Oliver for Corn (4, via emergency report), chaired by the last person in the world to get infected with the Coronavirus

Mckenna - requesting report from the corn subsidies - Should we invest?
Liam - Yes, of course

Liam - Motion to create the country bumpkin committee
Purpose: To represent the interest of all KGB members who are separated from the glorious metropolis of culture that is Pittsburgh
Kaylie - What culture
Liam - You mean the culture that's all around you?
Kate - There was tons of culture in the stuff that came out of the fridge yesterday
Mckenna - Does this only apply to people who are not in pittsburgh, in the country, or a bumpkin?
Henry - Maine nationalism - There is no culture. ONLY MOOSE.
Kaylie - Shield is just comfortable like this
Henry - Pittsburgh primary food imports: Produce, Beer, and grains used in the production of beer
Liam - Point of brewery, basically any grain can be used in the production of beer
Passed, sold to James for $2, chaired by any member of the KGB who is not currently in Pittsburgh

Sam - Motion to make the corn teen committee
Purpose: to make sure that all of those between the ages 13-19 are well fed
Mckenna - As a teen, yesterday I was fed corn, cornbread, and another form of corn I can't remember. It was great
Passed by :corn:, sold to Liam for :corn:, chaired by Liam, the corn subsidies board, and any teens who eat corn (Like all cool teens do)

Kaylie - Read your fucking emails committee
Purpose - Making Kaylie read all of everyone else's emails
Henry - Telling me to read my emails is a violation of my personal liberty, which trumps everything else. Also, I am the Senate
Mckenna - Who is reading your emails? Kaylie, the owners of the committee, or Gmail???
Tim - Henry, you don't have to read your emails, but please be responsible for what's in them. I know it's a lot
Kate - As a person who has email anxiety, I gotta tell ya, there are some advantages to online classes, but the fact that I only read my emails once a week and miss things from my professor is not one of them
Tim - You should make someone read your emails, and just tell you what's in them
Kaylie - I'll just read all of Farnams emails to all of us
Mckenna - Will you read my spam email, which says that all of Coronavirus is a scam made by the government?
Keerthana - I definitely don't want kaylie of anyone else to read my emails
Henry - I currently have about 3600 unread emails, which I would like Kaylie to read for me
Liam - My emoji is just comfortable like this
Oliver - All emails are a scam made by the government
Tim - Having Kaylie read your emails for you seems like a great fundraising opportunity for the CMU KGB
Keerthana - I heard a story about a professor who had his screen open on a lecture, and there was an email about firing someone who was in the room
Henry - It's now 3601
Passsed, sold to Kaylie for $1, chaired by "I should have thought to make a chair"

= REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS =

Dez - We're exec! We exist and do things. Also, there will be a meeting that we'll be putting out a when to meet for to figure out what we'll be doing about debts

Mitchell - We have an event, pinned above (in the meeting chat), it's video game night

= SCHMUCKS =

Tim - Because the state of emergency we're in, it's looking like Pennsylvania will postpone it's primary till June 2nd, so it's very import to prepare your mail in ballots

Kaylie - Are you stranded in pittsburgh, and want to live in my house?

Liam - Puzzle hunt is the 25th of april, and it's all online!

Henry - CMU War criminals association - I'm trying to get a big Civ game together, so if we can get enough people together we'll be doing that some point!

Woody - The just quiet, or did he disconnect committee would like to report:

Sam - We have a minecraft! Come join us

Tim - Motion to purple, purple, SG, fish fish fish, and something

MEETING AJOURNED

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2020-03-05T18:13:55Z

Woodmanan:

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend. And you can too. Weekends: Brought to you by quantechain networking.

Kaylie - Had a weekend. It was filled with show assignments! She closed a show, and then had a disaster happen on her other show!

Mitchell - Had a weekend. Forgot about build, so he just didn't go. No sketchy posters were created.

Mckenna - Had a weekend. It was pretty boring. Did homework and recovered from hell week, and is no longer sick. Got a very squishy bunny she named "Bunny Sanders", thanks to whoever did that. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?.

Woody - Had a weeke., started with making horrifying content and ended with me wasting my entire weekend setting up a steam link. Pass out the attendance!

James - had a weekend, watched parasite. Showed up late to Kontent, but didn't miss anything. (HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)

Kushal - Had a weekend, went to build but left early cause there were no cheeseballs. One of the SCS day acts was a man playing tetris for 5 minutes. He wasn't even that good.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Kate - Booth committee - We'll have more tomorrow! Also, there is a build tomorrow! If you like designing clothing, consider making booth shirts!

Woody - #define committee reports as new business
Dilatory

Henry - STupid history - Life and times of Alice Roosevelt - She was too much for her dad, so he used her for political gain. She became a media celebrity, and when Roosevelt wanted to hide things, he sent Taft and her to go on a tour of East Asia. Withing 5 minutes of landing, Taft would lose track of her, and she would go on to party with celebreties while Taft did actual secret diplomacy.

Tim - Furry appreciation + MA KGB Colonial space committee - The flight of appollo 11 - Postulate that Mike Collins is a werewolf - How many times does he shift? When? How many Jovian moons can trigger shapeshifting?

Liam - Corn Subsidies - $3.73

Kaylie - Carnegie Scenic - David Bovers wouldn't keep asking how we would build gigantic flats. He kept saying "Don't get amish about". The Amish apparently make "Really sexy joinery".

Kushal - AH Tim's question - It's because there's no moon.

Mitchell - MA Storytelling committing - We have storytelling every class. It takes about %20 of every class.

Hive Mind - Hive Mind Committee - that Get fucked get Kate. Actually, get space mexico tequilla your own name your own name your own name.

The hive mind commmittee would like to report that end report.

Henry - Comics are bullshit - The flash's rogue's gallery - A group of people who have the ability to win nobel prizes, and then use these abilities to rob banks in the one city on the planet with any chance of stopping them. Instead of winning nobel prizes or just doing crime SOMEWHERE ELSE, they keep going to jail and then escaping every week.

Kate - AH One singular braincell speaking for the hivemind committee - We sort of designed merch? It's coming together and will be there at some point.

Sawyer - POI, you expected the hivemind to say that?

Tim - The AH Subtract rabbits committee - Yeah, nature's a bitch

Liam - Politics are stupid - Mike Bloombergs insta has posted pictures of their building's being vandalized.

Henry - Shit my professor said - One has not lived until you see three actual storm chasers criticize the show storm chasers.

Kate - Mark Zuckerberg's wild ride - If you were to get one vaccine for your child, what would it be?

Oliver - I suppose every vaccine at once?

Sawyer - I would choose the vaccine to not be a furry.

Kate - Mark Zuckerberg's wild ride - The length of the next report depends on how uncomfy you are.
I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of dairy cows. I'll tell you something about baby cows - They give the best blowjobs. --SKIP-- Anyway, don't eat cows.

Tim - AH Mindhive committee - Entertainment Helicopter fish fish fish holistility charismatic.

Kate - Cats are stupid - Earlier today, Kaylie's bitch, Kass, jumped onto Kate's couch and gave her cute eyes. Kate moved her laptop, and the cat went and sat on it.

Liam - Standing rule that a motion to get fucked is always in order.

Liam - Motion to enter new business.

OLD BUSINESS
Henry - Doesn't have the thing. It's kate's fault but Henry won't bring it back until he gets it for real.
Henry is being forced to have the thing. "You can't make me". Everything else, including the fact that we was forced, is his fault.

Discreetly ask the chair how much I should allocate for CTFWS Committee
Purpose - Basically that.
Liam - Motion to #define indefinitely as two weeks - Dilatory
Woody - Motion to #define two weeks as indefinitely - "That passed failed. Failed."

Oliver - POI, how many motions do we have that are currently tabled indefinitely.

Henry - As someone who helped set up the archive and had none of it's consequences, it's a geniunely good idea and should come back.

Saywer - Motion to #define definitely as indefinitely. Passed.
Jonathan - Motion to #define fortnith as indefinitely

Liam - Motion to #define a point of knuckles as a point of information about recursion, politics, mathematics, or Sonic the hedgehog. Passed.

Liam - Call the question.
Failed.

Henry - Motion to table for 7 years.
Passed, been tabled

NEW BUSINESS

Oliver - Motion to #define "Can we not" as anti-seconded
Passed

Motion to #define "Can we not" as seconded

Sawyer - #define event as "A lil' shindig"
Passed

Oliver - Motion to collectively submit an application on behalf of Liam for lawschool

Henry - POoint of storytelling - I was at one point considering that I might be a lawyer, and had an event in his calendar to call Skye and have her convince him that this was a bad idea.

Liam - Motion to create the malarkey committee
Purpose - Bro, you just posted malarkey! You are going to lose delegate!
Henry - I was always assumed Malarkey was anything mitt romney disapproved of
Sold to Henry for $4, chaired by Mitt Romney

Kate - Standing rule that a motion to "Shut up, pedant" that, when shouted while someone else is saying something pedantic, the person is forced to shut up for 3 seconds (based on a complex majority)
Henry - The tryant makes good points, but so I would like to denounce him and Katherine Kraposkly.

Keerthana - I just think that pedant is a really strange word. Pedant, or pedophile?

Oliver - "Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be a pedophile".

Tabled definitely.

Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to $60 to this weeks lil' shindig for this weeks num nums and sippies.
Dilatory for incoherency

Liam - Motion to #define food as num nums
Passed

Liam - Motion to #define drinks as sippies
Passed

James - #define "No we gotta" as "It's a strong motion".
Kushal - POI, this was a sentence
Keerthana - In the spirit of freshman showing up and not knowing anything, we shouldn't write this down.
Henry - My persona is not rand paul, it's Kato the younger.
Passed

Kate - Motion to #Define <Whatever Kate said> as "end report"
Failed

Tim - Motion to embezzle $69 for num nums and sippies for this week's lil' shindig.

Kate - Motion to embezzle $50.

Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to $50 for num nums num nums and drinks sippies.

Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to but not exceding $250 for CTFWS for num nums num nums num nums and drink drink drinks.

Woody - Motion to #define "A point of anything" as "I would just like to say:"

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Dez - We're real, we have meetings, other stuff

Mitchell - Hey, we need judges and trivia categories!

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Motion to #define contact as lick
NO

Kaylie - Into the woods is open for another week! It's sold out but you can get off!

Henry - I had to explain what the KGB is and what it does. When can we buy merch?

Oliver want's shirt

Liam - Motion to make exec do their job for once?

Tim - Fun fact - Pedantry is more etymologically related to pedophile than pedant.

Oliver - Motion to #define green hills software as KGB

Kate - Motion to in order, in order, out of order, out of order, fish fish fish

Tim - Purple, purple, seafoam green, fish, fish, fish, and gtfo.

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2020-03-05T18:13:32Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend. And you can too. Weekends: Brought to you by quantechain networking. Kaylie - Had a weekend. It was filled with show assignments! S..."

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2020-03-05T18:11:51Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "7 people came in the right door! EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend. There was build, and we started building the wall. There were events involving duct tape that certainl..."

7 people came in the right door!

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend. There was build, and we started building the wall. There were events involving duct tape that certainly didn't happen. Abused the blind.

Kaylie - Had a weekend and Tech. Also made good soup in a jar.

Mitchell - Is Rauen. Quit school, moved to New York on a whim, back for shitposting.

Mckenna - Had a weekend, went to build, cooked, and didn't do much work.

Woody - Had a weekend, died because of a project. Came into class today, and our professor gave us another week. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH.

James - Had a weekend. Did build, played something that doesn't exist, and went for a nice walk. Aparently, Pitt campus is larger than I thought.

Kushal - Had a weekend. At some point he made super spicy food. It became a challenge to see who could eat it with the least amount of yogurt in it. He won.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Liam - Culinary standards - If you're a vegetarian, inform me before ice cream night.

Tim - Culinary substandards - The following email, sent to USA TODAY - To the bufoons behind the USA TODAY Crosswords puzzle, the clue was cookie that some people eat with Mustard. I assumed that I had just not known. THEN I TRIED IT. YOU BASTARDS.

Liam - KGB PUZZLE HUNT - This is far from the worst thing I have seen a puzzle do. It is gaurunteed that there is at least one puzzle per MIT hunt that makes you cook for the judges.

Henry - Stupid history - Stupid tactics - There was no good way to put guns onto the biplane. The solution was to carry a handgun, stick your hand out the window, and just shoot at the enemy.

Liam - Corn Subsidies - $3.78. AGH.

Hive Mind - Hive Mind Committee - Today is my birthday. Happy birthday woody. And mexico. And build a end. Tequila.

Liam - KGB Investigation committee wants to investigate NRauen for manipulating corn prices

Henry - Comics are bullshit - The green lanters divide the universe into about 3000 different sectors. These are squares, but are instead conic sections extending from one place. Infinitely. What the fuck.

Liam - I'm a mathmetitican and a pedant - Conic sections are two dimensional.

Liam - "" - In fact, sectors is the correct term, because that's what a mathematical sector is.

Henry - Floor is lava - The floor is not lava.

Kaylie - Real and true facts proven by graphs - Beef consumption is correlated with lightning strikes. Avoid beef ice cream.

OLD BUSINESS
Kate may not have it. Henry has it? But not on him. It's gone now. Goodbye thing. I'll see you in Oklahoma.
Liam - Point of oklahoma, why.

Oliver gets the spirit of the thing - Corn prices are not his fault, in spirit.

COMMITTEE REPORTS PART TWO

Kate - Booth committee, you piece of shit - 'Dez is a bad booth chair, fuck yourself. Also, we have builds.' They are now building walls! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheeseballs are being restocked.

NEW BUSINESS

Liam - Motion to recall the floor is lava committee -
Failed

Oliver - Subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the recsec - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious committee
Purpose - http://clipart-library.com/clipart/6Tp5akgjc.html <Very detailed drawing of a fish> <Linux Kernel source code> <Everything sorted>
Sorted alpabetically - Passed
Passed, sold to Kushal for $5, chaired by everyone except the recsec

Woody - Subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the president - Committee to acquire a weapon
Purpose - There's really only one weapon we can use
Henry - We have $20 allocated for freshmen recruitment.
Keerthana - You would need a weapon to assasinate the president
Passed, sold to Woody for $2, cahired by Kushal

Kate - Mark Zuckerbergs wild ride committee
Purpose - To share things I had to see with my own faceholes. My facewholes want off mark zuckerbergs wild ride
Kate - from the group this is a weird hill to die on - All alakazam have over 5000 iq.
Olvier - POI, are pokemons only able to say their names, or do we name them after the only thing they say?

Oliver - Motino to #define pokemon as pokemen
Failed

Kaylie - Motion to #define pokimon as pokipeople
Passed

Henry - Motion to #define pokemon as digimen

James - Motion to #define pokemon as pokemon
Passed, sold to Rauen for $20, chaired by him, jeremy, and anyone who has owned a neopet at some time

Kaylie - Carnegie scenery committee
Purpose - Report on cernegie meme pages and david bower as a person and an icon.
Sold to kaylie for $3, chaired by anyone in CMU Drama in the KGB.

Kate - Motion to embezzle $50
Passed by acclamation.

Kate - Motion to salute the dictator
Dez saluted

Woody - Recursion committee
Purpose - Recursion Recursion Recursion... ... ...
Tim - Motion to #define recursion as recursion recursion
Tim - Motion to \shut up nerd and political science and knuckles
Too many people, henry not ejected.
Woody - #define recursion recursion as shadow the hedgehog
Passed, sold to woody, chaired by everyone via recursion

Kate - Standing rule that a motion to recurse starts a new meeting and automatically moves to a new meeting, where you are at the exact same spot.
Dilatory

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - We're exec! We meet! We also have an event! It's Kontent, we will meet and do things! In the wean 5300 area.

Kate - We're building a booth! (We are?) We're doing it tuesdays and saturdays! Please don't show up in the morning, that would be bad. We're doing carpentry rn, come help!

SCHMUCKS

Kaylie - I have a show opening on Wednesday! Come see shows! The wells is in purnell!

Tim - It is my disticnt and humble pleasure to say that we have been graced by the Unit. Would he like to say a few words!

Shit got weird, I'm just ending these notes here. The unit adjourns the meeting.

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2020-03-05T18:09:39Z

Woodmanan:

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend. There was event, where he beat liam in a money much as ronald mcdonald x2. HAMMERS! TRY SOME FRIES. His breakfast today was hotdogs from Liam, at 3pm. That was pretty good, cause of homemade bread.``

Kaylie - Had a weekend, went sledding! And went to taco bell at midnight. I love it, fight me. Had a 'cat party' for her 'cats', but the cake did not arrive. Look forward to seeing a chicken/tuna 'cake', along with her 'cats'.

Mitchell - Had a weekend. For some reason, video game night became smash. Lots of smash. Had to read a research paper by FARNAM??????

Mckenna - Had a weekend. Went skiing on a 'Caution: Floor is wet' sign, and I took a photo of Kass at her party with a bunch of party hats. She's a catosaurus. Also, I blew up a bomb.

Woody - Pass out the attendance! - Had a weekend! Mostly defused bombs, and tried to make a game about how to play basketball when you can't see anything and also are a basketball.

James - Went to a cats birthday party instead of a humans. His friends now think that he thinks cats are more important than them. Coincidentally, this is true.
Kate - TBF, it was two cat's birthday parties
James - Coincidentally, it was also two humans.

Kushal - Had a weekend, at a lot of cheeseballs. Then went ice skating for the first time ever, and Oh god is it painful.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Liam - Pokemon rights - Tim has declared wigglytuff to not be real, and should be shamed.

Woody - The hivemind committee would like to report - We have nothing to report. And report.

Liam - Corn subsidies - We're up a few cents!

Kate - Cats are stupid - At said cat birthday party, half of it the cats spent rolling on the ground, in place, sychronized. It was the dumest I've ever seen a cat look.

Liam - Wait, fuck - Wait, fuck

Kate - Booth Committee - We're most of the way through our floor! We're hoping to get through the rest of it tomorrow! It will definitely be done by Saturday, unless you make us all cry by not showing up :(
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The chair would like to point out that you don't have to say POI before you ask. You can just called on.

Liam _ KGB counter revolutionary - The KGB government in exile is also our enemy

Tim - Spontenaituy, spelled spontenuigoo (?)
Brought to you by things found while looking for the "wait, fuck" committee

Kate - Point of happy birthday, happy birthday mitchell

Mitchell - POI, I don't like green eggs, fish fish fish....
Liam - Moition to \end{shut up nerd and political science and knuckles}
Motion died mid-process?
Kushal - Didn't mitchell "I don't like green eggs and ham"?
WE'RE NOW IN A MOTION TO EJECT KUSHAL FROM THE MEETING
Failed, Kushal remains
Back in the previous motion.
Oliver - Call the question
Henry - Floor is lava - The floor is not lava, has never been lava, and if you eject me will never be lava again.

Failed, not happening

OLD BUSINESS
Who has the thing? James!
Who wants it? Kate!
It's not her fault that she doesn't have to give it to Henry. Everything Henry does with it, though, is her fault.
*Immediately gives the thing to Henry*

Henry - POO
Liam - POI, how much do I have to pay you to go to Oklahoma, throw it into a cornfield, and return without it
Sawyer - Point of Inquiration?
Kate - Motion to allocate 50 cents for that

Tim - Standing rule that the presidents squeaky gavel become our new parlimentary mace. Takes effect February 17th.
Passed, been changed.

No further orders!

NEW BUSINESS

A nominating committee has been formed! Chaired by Mitchell, with Ellen, Tim, and Henry!
What's it do? Nomiate people to be on Exec! Have to maintain the appearance of Neutrality, but they dislike EMPTY SLATES.
When are the elections? Annual meeting, on 4/20!

Liam - Motion to recall the nomination committee?
NO

Liam - Motion to recall Mitchell from the nom com?
NO, EVEN MORE

Kushal - Organizing committee for the KGB government in exile approves of this committee.

Kate - Motion to make a subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the president: COmmittee to steal teh scepter
Purpose: What do you think, numnut[sz].
Passed, sold to Kate for $1, chaired by any member of Kremlin who also satisfies the rules for being the chair of the subcommittee.

Liam - SR such that a motion to create a committee is always a priveliged motion

Mckenna - Motion to #define "I can't hear you"{Said in a sing-song voice} as dilatory.

Liam - Motion to declare the chair vacant
Tim - When, in the course of human events, I become too tired to make a meme - Eh
Failed, by voter suppresion

Kaylie - Motion to create the real and true facts proven by graphs committee
Purpose - Informing the general body of basically that
Liam - I think, if you charge Nick Cage movies with deaths in pools, they correlate very strongly.
Mckenna - I have the book if you want to read it
Liam - Maine anti-nationalism committee would like to support the consumption of margarine
Passed, sold to Woody for $3, chaired by Woody and anyone who can be correlated with being on the committee

Oliver - Procrastination committee
Purpose: I'll think about that later
Tabled for a month

Liam - Motion to create the good time management committee
Purpose: Untabled the procrastination committee
Tabled to two months

Kate - #define a motion to snooze as a motion to be tabled for 1 week.
Ammendment - If liam wakes up Dez after his alarm has gone off twice, he is not an asshole.
Passed by abstention

Henry - Motion to #define #define as does not meme
"I can't hear you"

Liam - Motion to make a standing rule st #defintions are priviged motions. When these are passed inside of other motions, the count as ammendments to the motions.
Passed, been changed.

Henry - Motion to create the committee to lose the thing in washing machine
Purpose - Throwing two quarters into the washing machine
Tim - POO, this is why the food that was purchased for the committee to make Liam made was lumped into the snacks
Liam - Motion to allocate $1000 to just sit on the table next meeting
Liam - Motion to #define "Two quarters" as the thing
Failed.
Mitchell - Motion to #define oklahoma as a washing machine
Tim - POI, there is no longer corn in oklahoma
Woody - Motion to #define washing machines as the thing
Failed
Tim - Call the question
Passed, sold to Liam, for a bushel of corn that is no longer grown in Oklahoma, chaired by whoever is currently in posesion of the thing (Henry)

Mitchell - Motion to embezzle $69
Anti-seconded

Kate - Motion to embezzle $68.99
Sawyer - Motion to #define "Stalling" as "Making a very valid argument", passed

Tim - Motion to salute all of you all

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - We're exec! We meet on thrusdays! This is fast so I'm not gonna write it all!

Mitchell - We have an event! It's bitterness night party! We buy overpriced candy, and you eat it!

Kate - Hello, we build booth like twice a week! *SCREECHING NOISES* ...making it on saturday! Also if you want to like, do art, let me know so I can add you to the art chat I'm making soon! As you know, our theme is Jojo, and every year we make shirts! If you're interested in making shirts, please tell the booth chairs!

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Motion to #define "jojo's bizarre adventure" as "naruto"

Tim - If anyone is interested in me reading to the kgb manifesto, it starts with "When in the course of human events," come see me

Oliver - Purple purple SG SG SG SG SG P P P SG fish fish fish

Tim - P P SG lots of colors and observe the giant tetrahedons observing outside.

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2020-03-05T17:50:08Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend, experienced in military time, the correct way. Started a game of civ, became holy and roman, and then Sweden started a bunch of rebellio..."

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend, experienced in military time, the correct way. Started a game of civ, became holy and roman, and then Sweden started a bunch of rebellions for him.

Kaylie - Had a long rehearsal, and then a long booth build, and then slept I guess. Binged the good place, and now its the over place.

Mitchell - Had a weekend, had a class where the God TA said to "Randomly input possibilites until you get it". The professor of 60/70/80 is somehow still alive.

Mckenna - Had a weekend. Crashed a party, where she played chess timer jenga, followed by jenga in teams where someone was eyes and someone else was hands. This morning, she saw someone using nearlyfreespeech.net and felt her blood pressure rise. Did math involving 150 and 69. Nice.

Woody - Pass out the attendance! Did a gaem jam, and am now completely dead. Also have a new game to work on, lots of game proposals to filter, a test, a paper, and a bomb to defuse. I am dead and will be double dead soon.

James - Had a weekend. Did booth build, and not much else. Mostly slept (4 naps in two days, wowwwwwwwwwww).

Kushal - Had a weekend, and sometime last week him and his roommates went to look for a house. Decided not to do, because the person living their gave them a note that said "Do not live in this house". Seemed like good advice.

COMMITTEE REPORTS
Henry - Stupid History - Noteable event in Philip the second of macedon. Assembled a big fucking army, and then at a party a vasal got drunk, pissed off his mother, and she went home, jeapordizing the alliance. To fix this, he married someone to someone else's cousin, and prevented war. Party time! At another party, claimed he was god, asked for no protection, and then tried to give a speech. Someone just stabbed him in plain sight. Right before this.

Kaylie - Cats are stupid - My cat's are having a birthday party! Show up this weekend!

Mckenna - Anti-sandwich sandwich club committee - Burgers - Have two relativiely flat slices of bread - Ration of carbs to protiens is 1:1 - Must be expected to eat with your hands - Doesn't need meat, but is hard to meet ratio without it.

Kate - MA Stupid History - The 1973 war between Israel and some other states was caused by the surrounding arab nations having wars with Israel despite them having superiour military strength. Israel just assumed no one would attack them because of their nice military, and then got surprise attacked.

Tim - AH Sub standards sandwich committee + A LOT OF OTHERS - Bubbles - What is the most approriate term for three slices of the same bread stacked on each other - Bread sandwhich, or miniature loaf?

Liam - Rejected booth themes - Sandwich ontology booth?

Henry - Planning for CMU KGB in Exile committee - The following exec have bounties on their heads - They tryant Dez, James, Kaylie, Mckenna, and Woody.
Editor's note: This is not true, and should not believed. The KGB Executive board would like to you know that the rebellion is fake and small, and will soon be annihilated.

Kate - Booth - We're bulding a booth, and still need your help! Poeple who showed up, thanks! Everyone else, come help tomorrow! Next build after that is Saturday from 6-9!

Oliver - POI, what do we have against grass?
CMU. HATES. GRASS.

Kate - POI - Henry, will the government in exile accept only the top of Dez's head?
No.

Oliver - POI - Is the offer still valid after Dez has died of old age?

Liam - Sandwhich ontology board - Recognizes sandwhich realism as the official sandwhich ontology of the KGB

Kaylie - Didn't catch the name - Her professor spent the entire time ranting about their set, instead of talking about class.
"I'm not saying it's not safe, I just think I could knock the fucker othe Henry - Stupid History - Noteable event in Philip the second of macedon. Assembled a big fucking army, and then at a party a vasal got drunk, pissed off his mother, and she went home, jeapordizing the alliance. To fix this, he married someone to someone else's cousin, and prevented war. Party time! At another party, claimed he was god, asked for no protection, and then tried to give a speech. Someone just stabbed him in plain sight. Right before this.

Kaylie - Cats are stupid - My cat's are having a birthday party! Show up this weekend!

Mckenna - Anti-sandwich sandwich club committee - Burgers - Have two relativiely flat slices of bread - Ration of carbs to protiens is 1:1 - Must be expected to eat with your hands - Doesn't need meat, but is hard to meet ratio without it.

Kate - MA Stupid History - The 1973 war between Israel and some other states was caused by the surrounding arab nations having wars with Israel despite them having superiour military strength. Israel just assumed no one would attack them because of their nice military, and then got surprise attacked.

Tim - AH Sub standards sandwich committee + A LOT OF OTHERS - Bubbles - What is the most approriate term for three slices of the same bread stacked on each other - Bread sandwhich, or miniature loaf?

Liam - Rejected booth themes - Sandwich ontology booth?

Henry - Planning for CMU KGB in Exile committee - The following exec have bounties on their heads - They tryant Dez, James, Kaylie, Mckenna, and Woody.
Editor's note: This is not true, and should not believed. The KGB Executive board would like to you know that the rebellion is fake and small, and will soon be annihilated.

Kate - Booth - We're bulding a booth, and still need your help! Poeple who showed up, thanks! Everyone else, come help tomorrow! Next build after that is Saturday from 6-9!

Oliver - POI, what do we have against grass?
CMU. HATES. GRASS.

Kate - POI - Henry, will the government in exile accept only the top of Dez's head?
No.

Oliver - POI - Is the offer still valid after Dez has died of old age?

Liam - Sandwhich ontology board - Recognizes sandwhich realism as the official sandwhich ontology of the KGB

Kaylie - Didn't catch the name - Her professor spent the entire time ranting about their set, instead of talking about class.
"I'm not saying it's not safe, I just think I could knock the fucker over"

Liam - (Not Actually) AH Ruining childhood - Boardgame implies that crew is always stoned out of their mind on spice

Mckenna - Is that really not AH or MA

Kate - MA committee to assassinate the treasurer - Soon.

Oliver - AH MA airport committee - Hey, remember that airport in Berlin that couldn't open, because it need 1000 fire watchers? On the berlin metro map, the opening date is now listed as "Whenever".

Tim - AH Time Lords Association + AH Furry Infiltration Committee + Technologist guild of america - Soon.

Liam - Corn Subsidies - None of you fuckers are buying, cause we're still stuck at $3.79

Oliver - AH Procrastination - Soon.

Michell - MA Sub standards committee - Rolled for every topping, and managed to roll none for concentrated ice tea mix, and rolled for a decent amount of honey.

Tim - MA Nation corn growers association - Corn pricers are highly cyclical, and spike between late may and early august. Schucks.

Henry - CMU KGB War criminals association - One the one hand, the sanctity of democracy. On the other, book sales.

OLD BUSINESS
James has the thing, and didn't bring it back. Liam has the spirit of the thing. The corn prices aren't his fault. In spirit.

No other orders of the day.

NEW BUSINESS

Kate - Motion to allocate 20 bushels of corn for 5000 bushels of corn.
Tim - So I started typing into google "Buying corn", and it became "Buying corn in dream"
Tim - To dream of buying corn foretells upcoming changes in life. If you have dreamed of roasting corn, you need to be patient and persistent in your goals. Dreams about eating corn sybolize youthfullness and vitality.
Kate - Requesting a reprot from Tim about what dreaming about bushels of corn means? Or Vinyls of corn?

Liam - Culinary standards would like to report that if we buy this much corn, the committee will hold an event in which we cook and eat all this corn.

Tim - CMU eats contract unit is unfortunately 5000 bushels of corn.

Kate - How many bushels of corn can you buy with 1 ounce of gold?

Liam - POI, bulk corn can be purchased from most farms for $2 per bushel.
Passed - Been allocated.

Oliver - Motion to create the KGB Corn industries incorporated
Purpose - To buy corn for $2 that is unfit for human consumption, and resell them for human consumption
Liam - THIS IS THE FDA, OPEN UP
Passed, sold to Tim for $4, chaired by Him, Oliver, and the [CK]orn people.

Paul - POI, Does the [CK]orn people include residents of

Henry - Committe to remake last nights game (LIV) in a movie with Nick Cage
Purpose - Super bowl lives
Liam - Motion to disband the KGB as an organization
Henry - I am far too proud of that stupid joke, it's really bad but I'm happy.
Kate - Motion to ruin the joke by making Henry explain it
Passed, sold to Henry for $.70, chaired by Liam.

Liam - Called a meeting for the committee, and then disbanded it. It's ded now.

Kate - Motino to #define "Motion to disband the KGB as an organization" as a motion to remove yourself from the meeting.
Mitchell - Motion to replace yourself with "DH Reed" and all members that applies to. - No seconds
Liam - Motion to change yourself to "Desmond reed", "Dez", "DHReed", "Dez", and "Dreed".

Henry - Motion to censor the chair - Passed, been censored.

Henry - KGB in exile would like to declare victory

James - Motion to censor the KGB government in exile.
Passed, been censored.

Liam - Motion to delcare the sword of sankiashek (?) as the official parlimentary object of the KGB.
Passed, been changed.

Oliver - Motino to create a standing rule st, in order to uniquely identify each member, references to members must be made using the member's Social Security number.

Tim - Motion to creat a standing rule so that a motion to \end{shut up nerd and political science and knuckles} priveged motion that prevents filibusters and ejects anyone who is participating in one (and knuckles).

Kate - Motion that the president's squeaky gavel is the KGB's ceremonial mace, and acts in the same was the one in Britain does. (Draw's authority from the Unit)
Tabled for 1 week.

Mitchell - Motion to embezzle 20 bushels of corn (and the sword of san kaishek)
Passed by acclamation

Henry - KGB government in exile has removed woody from it's hitlist.

Mitchell - Motion to create a standing rule s.t. the motion to create a standing rule can happen in another standing rule.

Kaylie - Motion to #define [ck]*orm as corn\
Passed, mmmmmmmmm

Liam - Motion to suspend the rules regarding the prohibition of proposing new standing rules during other motion to create standing rules.
Liam - Motion to create a standing rule such that this is impossible
Tim - Call the noop
Passed, does nothing!

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Dez - We're exec! Sometimes we do stuff! I really don't think anyone is reading this anyhow. I'm bringing crickets, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Mwahahaha

Tim - Video game night has it's signup! It's at the place Mitchell suggested, at cmukgb.org/anything

Kate - Booth! On Tomorrow! (7:30 - 10:30)

SCHMUCKS

Kushal - You can always take the cheeseballs

Tim - You have to check out this really really cool pneumonic for the 50 states.

Liam - End knucles committee - If anyone wants to sell me a games controller, I will buy one

Kate - Motion to impeach kushal for cheeseball embezzlement

Henry - I have a favorite cut of a star wars film, in alphabetical order.

Liam - Motion to \end{Shut up nerd and political science and knucles}

Kaylie - Seriously, come to my house at 2pm on Sunday to celebrate my cat's birth

Liam - Culinary standards - Liquid nitrogen night! At some point!

Kate - POI, if we want to bring your cats gifts, what should we get?
Mckenna - Can I bring dog food?
Tim - Motion to purple

Liam - Motion to seafoam green, purple, seafoam green, fish fish fish, \fanfiction, \math, \end{fish}, and fuck green eggs and ham
Passed, meeting abandonded!

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EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend, watched lots and lots of speedrunning. Remeber to put walls in places, you shouldn't be able to swim through them.

Kaylie - Had a weekend, the first ever. Had rehearsal all the time, and then saturday night she watched frozen too and played a drinking game. Every time they saw ice or a water horse, they took a sip. Then a skype date.

Mitchell - Is kate. Had a weekend, went to tool training and then probably did homework the whole time. Also probably talked to Ellen at least once. We have an event - oops, I was supposed to forget about that - It's useless people! Come sell your uselessness to the club. People do things, like mckenna can use chopsticks??? (She can knit, turns out). Instead of being normal, lets buy our friends because that's definitely a healthy dynamic. In hamslag, not hamschlong. Bring the money or the concept of it to buy people!

Mckenna - Had a weekend, did tool training and learned about space mexico tequila. Watched frozen 2 drunk, which was fun, and is dying because of datalab.

Woody - Went to the event, where I became part of the hivemind. Did tons of datalab, and died.

James - Went to the event, and then did some MTG, and now is doing parenlab.

Kushal - Had a weekend, where he chanted 'your own name' a lot. Found out today that they give you answers in recitation, and it was not helpful because he didn't learn anything.

COMMITTEE REPORTS
Kate - MA assassinate the treasurer - Soon.

Mckenna - I have a question, can committee's hold votes?
Thats a POI, and they can do this in their own meetings that the RECSEC HAS TO PUT THE MINUTES IN GODDAMNIT DONT DO THIS

Kate - COmmittee to assassinate teh president - Told dez's grandma happy birthday, and Dez didn't. She's one of us now.

Liam - Corn subsidies - Three constants in life: Death, Death, and Corn being under $4.00. (It's $3.80).
Dez - Damn, I should have shorted corn!

Henry - Stupid history - The greatest catholic nation, the French. Had several great victories, like when the ottomans invaded the austria-hungarian empire. The french helped by buying siege weapons from the ottomans, and letting them dock in france, which killed the other people. Also accidentally helped make protestantism valid in Europe

Tim - Missapropriated Corn Subsides - Promotes the fact that corn futures are highly seasonal, and tend to spike in Early June.

Liam - Capcom vs everyone - Poe dameron and bob dylan vs nick jones and whole horse.

Kate - Booth Committee - We're real, goddammit. Now that you know how to not kill yourself with saws, we're going to have builds! If you are still unsure about this, come to me or the other booth chairs and ask us to teach you! If you don't need to be taught, you should come to our builds! We took a poll of this on facebook, so if you don't do facebook then talk to me! It's seemingly on Tuesdays for the weekday ones! We have two weekend times within one votes of each other, and the vote appears to go for Saturday, 6-9 pm! Get Hype!

Tim - Ad Hoc Pattern matching in officer reports - It has matched on patterns, drinking and datalab.

OLD BUSINESS
Who has the thing? Oliver! Who wants it? James! It's not his fault that we forgot to add Kaylie to the group chat.

Committee to discretely ask the chair for how much money I should allocate for CTFWS?
Motion to table until feb 23rd?
Passed, tabled.
Henry disagrees, and now thinks we're discriminating against him.
Now we all have to sit on the floor, like idiots.
Kate - POI - By the 'like an idiot part', I think it failed. Liam was the only one.

NEW BUSINESS

Liam - Motion to create a standing rule such that a complex majority is defined for any majority that is >1/2 but <2/3.
Henry - Defining things opens the door to placing restrictions on things, and as we all know, <Filibuster ensues>
Ironically, Henry is mad about being silenced, but I have chosen not to record his entire speech. Ironic.
Passed, Henry Saluted.

Kushal - Motion to create the Hive mind committee
Dilatory

Liam - POI, if the hive mind appoints a queen, can we eject them from the body?

Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that a committee made by several peple individually saying one word of teh name of that committee, makes a group committee composed of those members and the unit.

Henry - Motion to create the KGB government in exile
Not a committee, dilatory.

Henry - Motion to create the organizing committee of the KGB government in exile
Purpose - The declaration of independence
Passed, sold to Henry for $22, chaired by himself, Kushal, Mitchell, and any other 'true' fighters of freedom.

Woody + group - Motion to create the jame's and hive mind committee and knuckles
Purpose - to be very hivemindish and james space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name your own name
Tim - Motion to append to the end of the name, 'and knuckles'. Passed by one.
Knuckles is now part of this group committee, godammit
Henry - Motion to append space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name your own name passed
Passed, sold Woody, chaired by everyone in the hivemind circle.

SPACE
MEXICO
TEQUILA
YOUR OWN NAME
YOUR OWN NAME
YOUR OWN NAME

Kate - Academic delusion commitee
Purpose - Henry - An accepatance to graduate school isn't a job.
Henry - I technically have a job (Maybe not)
Tim - Jaded academic society of america approves
Liam - Non-jaded academic society of america cannot approve of disapprove, because it doesn't exist.
That hasn't stopped us before!
Henry - I do not like green egss and spam.
Passed, sold to Oliver for $2, chaired by people who have made $1,000,000 from their PHD

Tim - Motion to embezzle $69.
Passed by acclamation

Kushal - Motion to create the little bitches committee
Purpose - So last week, at dinner, some of yʔall didnʔt sit outside. Yʔall are liʔle bitches.
Tim - POO, Little or lil?
Liam - POI, Flap or Glottal stop?
Henry - The cold was not up to my standards. When a mountain ignores a fly, it is not because the mountain is a little bitch, but only because it is above the fly.
Passed, sold to Kushal for $9, chaired by everyone who sat outside during dinner that one time.

Kate - Motion to #define 'I don't have a job' as $1
Passed, been defined.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - We're KGB Exec! We meet at 4:30 on thursdays at UC 306! Our meetings are open to the public, if you like actual logistics for some reason. Outside of that,

Kate- Hi! We're building a booth! Come over Saturday at 6PM and we'll build stuff! I'm super excited, you all should get hype too! Please we're gonna need the help. Kaylie is small and shouldn't lift things.
Mckenna - Should I come, even if I hate carrying flats?

Dez - We also have an event! It's useless people, so come sell yourself!
If you get sold, you don't have to do anything you're uncomfortable with, and don't violate the school's policy or they might kill james.
Kate - If you're uncomfortable with someone specific buying you, let exec know so that doesn't happen.
Henry - Can I make someone violate parts of the Geneva convention that the US didn't sign?

Liam - KGB Puzzle hunt association - I have, through some means or another, came across the files from the original puzzlehunt, but I can't figure out how to get the server to work.

SCHMUCKS

Tim - Are you a current or former student, or subsidiary of an org that has technological need? Come to computer club!

Liam - Motion to make "I'm jeff bezos and I have a job" mean a bid of 1 billion dollars

Woody - Global game jam is this weekend! It's super fun, has good food, and you get a T-shirt! Sign up soon if you're interested!

Liam - Motion to create the KGB White collar criminals association

Tim - Motion to, per random.org, purple purple seafoam green, purple purple, fish fish fish, and gtfo.

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EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Punctured his hands! D:

Mitchell - Had a something. We have an event! It's tool training! We'll help you not maim yourself.

Mckenna - Had a weekend. Didn't do any homewokr, so she has to do it all now :(. Finally got to try captain sonar tho! And got $6 tea, which is excitingly expensive. Submit to Pravda! I can't do it alone. :(

Woody - Had a weekend, started with the event, where I ate too much food, and then went on to duct tape daggers and way too much train game. Then yesterday went to Niagra falls for some reason??? which ended up being way more exciting and terrifying than I expected. Had one car crash, two encounters with the police, and got stuck in multiple snowstorms.

James - Went to MTG prerelease, and won a lot. Learned how to kill his own soldiers!

Kushal - Had a weekend. Was gonna report on the tea thing but now it's too late (thanks mckenna). Played Henry's version of Catan, and almost sunk Catan while being the champion of the environment.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Henry - COmics are bulsshit + I'm a physicist and I hate my life - There's a new speed record for the flash, where he literally races the speedforce and wins. So now he's faster than speed itself, and the thing that actually makes him fast. Something something dark multiverse and lex luthor???

Liam - Corn Subsidies - If you don't eat corn, it will eat you. $3.90

Kaylie - Booth Committee - Come to builds! They're starting soon, and you should help! A facebook poll will be coming out soon! (Also tool training)
Mckenna - Will there be snacks at builds?
Yeeeeee
Mckenna - Are they the same cheese balls?
Same brand, not same tub.
Mitchell - How long are builds?
If you voted yes, you should show up to a decent number of builds (As many as you can! But don't kill yourself).
Mitchell - What do we do at builds?
We hang out by constructing things
Liam - Fuck booth committee, it sucks

Liam - Sleep destruction Committee - Spent this weekend working on mystery hunt! His team took second, because they almost won. Highlights include a jojo reference, a crossword where every clue is no clue, and finding a tiger.
Mckenna - How did you figure out the crossword??
Liam - We didn't

Henry - Stupid history - Killing Castro: It's harder than you thought. There was a random cat that the CIA attempted to brainwash so that it would carry a bomb towards a head general. It worked well until the cat was run over by car. Castro remained standing.

Henry - I'm a physicyst and I hate my life - Antimatter is surprising less destructive than I assumed.

Liam - Cool puzzles from puzzle hunter - There was a puzzle that was made entirely of fortune cookies and '____' in bed jokes.

OLD BUSINESS
Kaylie has the thing! She brought it back. Oliver has it, it's not his fault that pamelas has a secret money laundering scheme. Everything else, however, is his fault.

Orders of the day? Yes and no. We would have a thing, if Liam put in Pravda.
Tim - Motion to withdraw the new motion?
Passed, been withdrawn.

NEW BUSINESS

Kushal - Standing rule that a sitting rule is a rule that negates a previously established standing rules.
Dilatory

Liam - Motion to create the From the orders of the day of the 20th of January 2020, a motion to create the from the orders of the day Janauary 27 2020, a motion to create the committee committee.
Purpose - With the purpose form the orders of the day from the 13th of January of 2020 with the purpose commmittee.
Tabled for 1 year and 1 Day.

Mckenna - Motion to make the antisandwich sandwich committee
Purpose - To discuss the definitions of what is a sandwhich, and have discussions on the different types of sandwiches.
Tim - Motion that this should be a sub committee of the sub standards committee, supercommittee of the souper committee committee
Sold to Mckenna for $4, chaired by anyone who has seen the sandwich alignment chart.
Tim - POI, no such thing as a zombiecorn

Liam - Transparent front dinner committee
Purpose - 'Come in, you'll be pleasantly surprised'
Liam - Motion to #define bad as good
Dez - There's a place called 'La Pizza', it's a hell place. I've never seen anyone go in or go there. It's a mob front.
Passed, sold to Henry for #3, chaired by anyone who operates a drug front that turns out to be an actually good restaurant, and then drops the drug front because the restaurant is genuiley good now.

Kushal - Motion to sit down whatever standing rule makes us stand.
Tim - We haven't explored all it's carefully crafted nuances!
Tim - Motion to explore it's carefully crafted nuances.
Henry - I would just like to say that if we cannot accept the checks on power that we have on this executive board than this democracy. Also, I do not like green eggs and ham.

**NOW IN DISCUSSION OF A MOTION TO EJECT THE SENATE**
Henry - It's treason, then.
Passed, senate ejected.
Liam - POI, is this not well-defined?
Dez - We all know what it is, though.
Dez - We're trying to get the one that eject Dez last week.
Tim - POO, Kushal is a huge dork. Motion to eject Kushal.
Wind - Come!
Liam - I didn't know the wind was that horny.
Passed, Kushal is ejected.

Tim - POO, motion to amend the current question to not just reject the standing rule in question but also the following one, as it doesn't make sense without.
Passed, been changed.

Tim - POO, shall we allow kushal a chance to be back in the meeting before we get rid of this standing rule entirely?
Seconded!
Kushal, would like a chance to make a pun, be universally booed, and then let back in? No, says Kushal.

Passed, standings have both sat down. Execs who are huge dorks no longer can be ejected.

Mitchell - Motion to embezzle, up to but not exceeding, $90 for this weeks food and supplies.
Passed by acclamation.

Liam - Motion to #define a simple majority and 2/3 majority as Liam's assent
Dilatory.

*Meeting almost cancelled, and then it wasn't!*

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Dez - We're exec, we meet sometimes! Probably on thursday? We're also looking for a new 1vp, so if you're interested please fill out the form!

Mckenna - We have an event! It's tool training! Who's it for? Everyone who wants to booth but doesn't want to die in like, 5 seconds. Please don't die. We like you a lot. I don't know if anyone is reading this part, this is no longer McKenna but me just typing for no reason. No one has noticed how much longer this thing is going on than it was supposed to, but now there's a trap outside the door. Dad come pick me up I'm scared.

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Tim - Motion to purple

Kaylie - Some poeple have asked me about SOD productions. Into the woods is happening soon, so get tickets now! My show is also happening soon, Feb 19-21! Also Dance Light is happening this weekend, it's free, show up.

Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, open the door, everyone do the dinosaur, and loudly 'Fuck green eggs and ham'.

**NOW EJECTING EVERYONE, EXCEPT THE PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT**
Meeting dissolved, let's get food.

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2020-03-05T17:40:54Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - "Jokes on you, I have an exam on Monday" Janny - Had a weekend, had playground. (This is Kaylie). Wish more people knew and showed up for it...."

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - "Jokes on you, I have an exam on Monday"

Janny - Had a weekend, had playground. (This is Kaylie). Wish more people knew and showed up for it.

Mitchell - Had a weekend. As kate asked, he hit her up with deserts. Became a sad sitcom; they measured the flour and sugar, and the story will continue later.

Mckenna - Had a weekend, her family has a grocery delivery service from costco. Put in her address, and her mom accidentally sent groceries to her house. Now she has chicken wontons and dog food, but none of these are things she can eat.

Next - Had a weekend, did not do finals things and now is in trouble. Pass out the attendance!

Before Kushal - Quote of the weekend - Buses are made from blood.

Two after Woody - Had a weekend, last weeks event was a movie that was a whodunit. Had a conspiracy theory the whole time where this 90 year old lady was actually a murder victim, and not just alive.

OLD BUSINESS
Henry had the thing, it's never coming back. Keerthana has the spirit of the thing.

From 25th of November, discussion
Motion to create the missapropriated ad hoc standing rule committee
Purupose: Motion to create a standing rule such that the missapropriated ad hoc standing rule committee

COMMITTEE REPORTS - Reversed again lmao

Mitchell - AD Hoc stupid cooking committee - Lots of foreshadowing. This sugar and flour look the same. Flour was weird, and the cake seemed very liquidy. They had missed it up.

Tim - AD MIS Baking committee - Mixing up flour and confectionary sugar is arguably the whole point of baking.

Oliver - AH Concepts committee - Realized the solution as he walked out of the room, and terrorized the TA.

Kaylie - Cats are stupid - Had a cat toy, basically a mouse on a string. Rose loves it, so she put it in the basement. Rose likes to carry toys wherever she likes, so she put the mouse in her mouth and ran up the stair, slingshotting the mouse into the roof.

Kate - Cats are stupid - Scratches on had, from when she was petting rose. The cat leaned her head so far back she fell off of the table and scratched Kate on the way down.

Kate - KGBaking committee - Spent 8 hours baking cookies, please take them I have so fucking many.

Woody - Is anyone even reading this committee - Hi this is the recsec, hows life. I'm fairly concerned this will never be seen by another human.

Oliver - AH missapropriated Airport Commitee + AH Aviation Committee - This Friday, he was gonna get to go on a 747. Then it might have crashed.

Kate - AH Mis Airport Committee - Nothing exciting, just wanted to say the name.

NEW BUSINESS

Jonathon - Trapped for 20 hears in the pre med labs committee
Purpose - To regret everything remotely related to bio, premeds, and spending weekends working on lab reports you don't really care about.
Passed, sold to Kate for $3, chaired by anyone who has ever interacted with a premed

Getting a new chair
Kaylie, Oliver, Mitchell, Keerthana, James, Mitchell, Tim, Mckenna, Woody, Kushal, Kate, Jonathan

Tim is now the chair!

Woody - Motion to create the rate mitchells baking committee
Purpose - Rating it as however much this committee sells for out of a hundred
Passed, sold to Mitchell for $4, disbanded

Kate - Motion to make the KGBallet
Purpose - Draw attention to teh weird ballet moves that Mitchell was doing the entire time.
Passed by acclamation, sold to olvier for $3, chaired by mitchell when he finally begins his ballet career.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Tim - These huge dorks are most of kgb exec. They meet weekly, except for this week, so talk to them next semester if you want to know more about that.

Mitchell - We'll be leaving the black chairs at four wednesday to show up to C H E E S E on time. We'll be there for like an hour and a half, 3 and a half total.

Kate - We finished design meetings, there are things that need to happen but you all don't need to worry about them!

No meeting next Monday!

SCHMUCKS

Kushal - POI, does tim have to do the purple purple to himself?

Kate - As you can see, I followed through on my last promise. This offer is somewhat still extended, she will be making butter gooey cookies at some point.

Woody - Hand is just comfortable like this.

Jonathan - Researching game design course hsa a final that's just chilling and playing VR games, so come show up at Hunt Studio A.

Kate - Liam wants to get food!

Woody - Motion to P, P, SFG, SFG, P, SFG, P, P, P, SFG, SFG, and gtfo

Minutes20191202

2020-03-05T17:37:57Z

Woodmanan:

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Not here, so Kate is Dez. Went and had a thanksgiving, with his aunt and Kate, and kate roasted him. The aunt loved it. Kaylies cat was probably mean.

Janny - Liam is Janny. Liam had a thanksgiving. Spent upwards of 8 hours making a meal, and got a quiche abandonded on his porch like a baby.

Mitchell - Got deplaned. Should have made it home, and had Thanksgiving.

Mckenna - Ellen is Mckenna. Had a thanksgiving. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There's a direct flight from St. Louis to pittsburgh, but she had to go through chicago anyways.

Woody - Had a weekend (and a break). Went to New York City with fam, where the apples were smaller than expected.

James - Had a weekend. Had a layover both ways, but all of his planes landed 30 minutes early.

Kushal - Had a weekend. Played a lot more pokemanz. His friend started Tuesday night, and by last night he had a level 100 team. Also baked a cake! (Its really good)

OLD BUSINESS
Liam has the thing. He has but one requirement: Give the thing to Henry. Henry has it now. He'll be leaving over finals, so we're basically never getting it back.

No other orders of the day.

COMMITTEE REPORTS - Wrong order lol

Liam - Culinary standards - If you're interested in getting a better meal, hit him up so he's not sad and alone. Bazinga.

Jasper - I'm a physicicst and I hate my life - A professor things its fine to assign two p sets and a test before finals week. ANd there's a final.

Oliver - Stupid history - A secret tunnel was made, so that six men could report on the germans once the city got taken. The officer got made when he realized that three of his crew weren't officers, and he wouldn't share his table with them.

Henry - AH College athletics are bad - Uinversity of Oklahoma mascot is two horses, sounder and boomer. Meaning one of them is OK Boomer.

Kate - Booth Committee - Last booth design meeting is this Saturday! If you're intersted in design, this is the last time to get in. It's mostly art at this point, but if you care you should show up and help!

Tim - Wigglytuff + Culinary standards - That's a charizard class curry

Oliver - AH Crazy IDeas committee - Remember those emails farnam sent you about CMU Giving tuesday? Turns out, you can specify the KGB as a target. Why don't you pay for committees that way, so we get double the money??

Kate - AH Fraud (Frog) Committee - Request the treasurer to donate all the cash we have to ourselves.

Kushal - AH Sword shield playthough + CUlinary standards - Charizard class curries are something I made over break. ONe was sour toast curry.

Liam - Frog + linquistics - Substituting frog for fraud makes a lot sense, due to some linguistics bullshit.

Tim - AH reliving old discover card commercials - Wait, are you saying frog protection or fraud protection?

Ellen - AH Frog committee - The appeal of frogs is that they don't worry about such things.

Henry - I feel like The Frog does have to worry about that, because a lot of his people try to commit fraud regularly

Liam - AH Frog committee - Frogs are notorious for MLM schemes.

Sawyer - POI, will the university match froggocoin donations

NEW BUSINESS

Liam - Motion to embezzle 0 for food and supplies

Tim - Motion to embezzle $69.69
Passed

Kate - Motion to create the committee to assassinate the treasurer
Purpose - *Throws a paper airplane made of money*
Kushal - S@A approves
Henry - Motion to file a copyright strike on Kate for infringement. Of everything.
Liam - Call the question.
Passed, sold to Henry for $2, disbanded.

Kate - Motion to make the committee to buttsbuttsinate the senate
Purpose - *Never got defined???*
Liam - Motion to file a copyright on Kate for some bullshit about assassins of assassins of assassins
Tim - Motion to file a copyright strike on this committee on behalf of the committee to butts, butts and *something* the president
Passed, and then Mitchell sat down. Fuck. Henry is now the head of the meeting.
Sold to Liam for $1, chaired by anyone with an ass.

Liam - Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to file a copyright claim agaisnt commtitee x by committee y, a cheat checking software

Woody - Motion to make the motion to make a committee committee
Purpose - So some committees get made
Passed by acclamation, sold to Woody for $2, chaired by oliver.

Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that exec (who are huge dorks) must stand on a desk or table for the duration of meeting. The penalty is that, at any moment, they could be ejected by a 1/2 vote from the general body. Them standing after this has happened does not change the outcome. To get back in, they must present a pun that makes everyone groan.
Liam - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor.
We all left, because henry said we had to.

Liam is now the chair. Noting a lack of proper accounting, we redid the vote.

Kate - Motion to make a standing rule, that if the recsec is currently standing, he can't be ejected.

Kate - Standing rule st, while the recsec has to follow the rule, if you eject them you're a jackass.
Passed.

James - Motion to #define squid as abstain.
Failed.

Mitchell - Motion to #define hands as sitting on the floor (unless it is lava).
Passed.

Kate - Motion to make a standing rule, that for the purpose of voting, exec will not be penalized for sitting on the floor. Antiseconded.

Henry - Motion to #define henry as Desmond H. Reed.
Passed, oh god.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Mitchell - We have an event! KGB falls on its ass, come to black chairs at 6 pm! We also have Geek eats, RSVP with the link! (By Saturday [Noon] at the latest). Ice skating costs 8 dollars, just contact exec if you can't pay! We gotchu!

Kate - Booth! Come! We design things for the last time this year.

Liam - HMU if you're interested in going somewhere better than cheesecake factory.

SCHMUCKS

Liam - There are exec meetings sometime, in UC 329. Go show them how its done

Henry - Sign up for boardgame stuco, I'll kill you otherwise.

Woody - GCS showcase is this weekend, show up if you don't want to go ice skating but still want to do things!

Kate - I can provide baked goods for stress relief. Message me for stuff!

Tim - Motion to purple.

Tim - Motion to seafoam green.

Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, fish, fish, fish, fish, and fuck green eggs and ham.
Didn't pass.

Tim - Motion to purple and GTFO.

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2020-03-05T17:37:35Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Not here, so Kate is Dez. Went and had a thanksgiving, with his aunt and Kate, and kate roasted him. The aunt loved it. Kaylies cat was probably me..."

Minutes

2020-03-05T17:30:41Z

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2019-11-28T21:29:45Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend, mostly just played infinite confusing minecraft. Janny - Not here, so Kaylie is janny. Had a weekend, doesn't remember it...."

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend, mostly just played infinite confusing minecraft.

Janny - Not here, so Kaylie is janny. Had a weekend, doesn't remember it. Mostly had essays and meetings.

Mitchell - Had a weekend, started with trivia night. Found out that people knew things about him. Also, we have an event! It's movie night!

Mckenna - Not here, so its keerthana. Did some things probably. Submit to pravda or don't; the universe marches out regardless.

Woody - Had a weekend, started with horrifying trivia and ended with inventing a programming language about how much fish suck.

James - Also not here. Oliver is James. Had weekend, began with Trivia night.

Kushal - Also helped designed a language about hating fish. Fuck fish. Also read a webtoon: it wasn't the power of love that rehabilitated the criminal; it was the power of agape. (A grape?)

SPECIAL BUSINESS - Culinary standards committee auction

Liam - I am the standing committee.

First slot - Sold to Dez for $5, strawberry is the choice.

Second slot - Sold to Woody for $11, Spaceballs: The icecream flavor

Third slot - Sold to Dez for $30, Regular King Crimson

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Janny - Culinary substandards - Disappointment but approval for our flavors

Liam - Culinary standards - Formally condemns the kgb

Kate - Misappropriated culinary standards - This is your fault Liam

Tim - Culinary sub standards committee + culinary substandards - Their disappointment in the lack of subs or subs in these flavors.

Kate - Booth Committee - We're designing a booth, but not this weekend.

Janny - Stupid power rangers facts committee - I will put up a poll for movie night, so if you want to watch something vote!

Liam - Culinary standards + I live in Utah - I will be here, if you're interested in a thanksgiving dinner let me know

Kushal - Misappropriated culinary standards + pokemon sword and shield - You can make curry with whipped cream

Tim - Wigglytuff

Kate - Culinary standards - Sadness that you didn't tell us that existed before the betting

Liam - Culinary insensitivity - Isn't that the opposite of what it should be?

OLD BUSINESS
Liam didn't bring it back. Jonathan has the spirit of the thing. Prego is not his fault, but everything else, including ragu, is his fault.

Motion - Committee to get passed right now
Purpose - Get passed
Kate - Motion to table for ___ weeks, as determined by the general body.
Passed.
Tabled for π weeks.

NEW BUSINESS

Kate - Motion #define "I do not like green eggs and ham" as a motion to eject yourself from the meeting.
Passed by acclamation

Mitchell - I like green eggs ham.

Jonathan - Motion to #define "Fuck green eggs and ham" as ejecting the rest of KGB from the room, but not yourself. //This breaks meeting in all sorts of fun ways

Woody - Motion to make the time capsule time bomb committee
Purpose - Soon, said ominously
Sold to Woody for $1, chaired by anyone who wants to leave terrible messages for the future

Liam - Motion to #define eggs as ham
Dilatory

Liam - Motion to #define green as ham, ham as eggs, and eggs as green.

Mitchell - Motion to create a standing rule
Dilatory

Kate - I do not like green egss

Liam - Motion to create a standing rule that any standing rule applying to standing rules do not work when applying standing rules
Dilatory

Woody - #define green ham and ham as green eggs and ham
Passed

Kate - Motion to #define eggs as ham
Still dilatory

Liam - Motion to create the misappropriated ad hoc standing rule committee
Purpose: Motion to create a standing rule such that the misappropriated ad hoc standing rule committee

Tim - Motion to create the AH mis ap sr com
Purpose - Motion to create a sr such that the mis ah sr com
Failed

Keerthana - Committee for mandatory dance breaks
Purpose - Advocating mandatory public dance breaks while people are doing homework.
Jonathan - Fuck green ham and ham
Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by anyone who has done a dance break while doing or avoiding homework

Jonathon - POI, does flossing count as dancing?
Yes, but badly

Janny - Motion to heen green and gram.
Poorly defined?

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - We're exec! There's usually more of us. We normally meet Wednesdays at UC 329. We won't this week, so probably don't show up.

Janny - Movie night! There's a poll in the Facebook group, so vote if you're on campus and want to come!

Kate - Please don't come to booth design meeting this Saturday. No one will be there

Tim - Misappropriated Corn Subsidies + Weird currencies - Price of corn is 265 Indian Rupee

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Corn subsidies - Last week it was 3.68. This week it was 3.70. God dammit.

Kaylee - Do you want to live somewhere else? Come live in Kremlin!

Liam - Culinary standards + I live in Utah - Please consider getting food with me!

Liam - Culinary standards - You fuckers voted for:
- Strawberry
- Spaceballs: The icecream flavor
- Regular King Crimson

Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, and fuck green eggs and ham.
Passed, meeting destroyed.

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2019-11-28T21:23:39Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend. Started with CTFWS. Flags were captured, except for flag B. It's gone. RIP Flag B. Janny - Had CTFWS, went places and did t..."

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend. Started with CTFWS. Flags were captured, except for flag B. It's gone. RIP Flag B.

Janny - Had CTFWS, went places and did things. Then didn't go places or do things.

Mitchell - Had a weekend. Was not a judge, then became a judge. Then it happened again! What the hell.

Mckenna - Not here. Kaylee is her now. Had a weekend, where she was in Mississippi with her boyfriend. Made regrettable decisions as a bar. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA.

Woody - I had a weekend. Started with CTFWS, where we made Wean 7 omniglyph hell. Then there was R7, where meme sadness became real sadness. Then, I thought today was my day to register for classes for some reason, and that I had totally forgotten and ruined my good time slot.

James - Had a weekend. Started with CTFWS, and then there was a potluck, where 8 people brought 6 pies.

Kushal - Had a weekend. Was told to get posters, and got them. But they weren't accepted? :( Spent most of his weekend playing pokemans anyhow.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Woody - Ad Hoc Computer Hygiene Committee - Be sure to make sure your computers stay healthy this flu season! Even a mild case of linux can be terminal.

Henry - Committee to restore the islemari to starwars cannon - Mclunky.

Tim - Wigglytuff committee - Anger about now being in the game, but the pokemon who stole my marker is.

Liam - Shuckles is an official pokemon - Suck it, wigglytuff

Kaylee - Cats are stupid - Kass is cured! Yay! (Probably aneroxic) Now both of the cats are absolute pigs, and they swallow all of their food whole.

Kate - Cats are stupid - The cat that's actually kaylies that loves kaylie now loves kate as well. Unless Kaylie is there. Then she hates Kate. Oof.

Henry - Committee to burn down R7 - Continued failure

Henry - Committee to not burn down R7 - Continued lack of failure

Kushal - AD HOC Pokemon sword shield playthrough - One of these pokemon is literally swiper from Dora

Oliver - Ad hoc Flag coat - Last night the Flag was lowered again

Liam - Pokemon sword and shield disappreaciation committee - There's a bird trying to vore a pikachu.

Tim - Everything but wigglytuff committee - Pretty much all the other ones I like are in there.

Henry - Stupid history - The spanish tried to take over this empire. They tried to get them sick and then kill them, but that didn't work. This stable boy showed up, and everyone was chill with him. Then he dissapeared when he was 16, and suddenly this new warleader rose up and turned all of the spanish tech back on them.

Kaylie - Ad hoc airports standards - Memphis airport is garbage and has mean people who made her spill her swedish fish.

Kate - Misappropriated culinary standards - Night stand is good!

Liam - Corn subsidies - 3.69 :( Not even 69

Henry - Misappropriated airport standards - Logan airport has 2 terminal B's. The good terminal B, and the bad terminal B.

Keerthana - Misappropriated airport standards - Mumbai has 2 airports with the exact same name. Why.

Liam - Airport standards - You haven't gone through hell until you've had to leave the airport and come back in to get to a different terminal.

Kate - Airport standards - The new airport in St. Petersburg has been in construction for like 20 years. They won't finish it so they don't have to have direct flights to the US/

Henry - Henry's airport standards - The Denver airport is long and bad. There's a demon horse statue that killed its creator on display. Hwat.

James - Denver airport - There's murals. One has a guy in gas mask in front of a bunch of people laying down. Doing what? Who knows.

Kate - Booth Committee - We're building a booth! (We are??!?!?!) At this point we know sort of what the game, art, and layout look like. Hopefully this weeked we'll be taping out the layout to see how it is. If you like art or Jojo art come show up!

Tim - It's always worse, oh god it's always worse - They're actually the same airport, just different terminals. One's domestic and one's international, and they just share the same name.

Henry - I hate public transport committee - Boston does the same thing with it's trains. All of the trains only leave from the side they're on, and none connect, so if you want to cross you have to find a way to trek across Boston.

Oliver - Ad hoc / misappropriated airport standards - Berlin brandonberg airport started in 2006 and was supposed to open in 2011. Then it got moved to 2020. Now it's pushed back again. The fire system was not good enough, so they hired over 700 people to just watch for fire.

Mitchell - Airport standards - Laguardia.

OLD BUSINESS

Oliver brought the thing back! Liam has it now. The supreme chancellor is not his fault, but everything else including emergency powers is.

Motion 1 - Nov 11 - Motion to untable the motion from 13 trillion 2017.
Liam - Motion to table until 1 week after. Dilatory
Henry - Motion to table for 5 years. Passed, been tabled.

NEW BUSINESS

Keerthana - Motion to create a committee solely for the purpose of tabling it.
Purpose - Getting tabled
Jonathon - Table for 23 years and add 700 fire spotters. Failed.
Liam - Call the question.
Kate - Motion to table for 1 week. Failed.
Passed, sold to Woody for 5.

Oliver - Motion to create the ad hoc / misappropriated airport standards committee
Purpose - Creating a battle stand for all airports
Passed, sold to Tim for 20, chaired by Tim, Kate, oliver, and Kaylie

Woody - Committee to be passed right now.
Purpose - To get passed.
James - Motion to table for 1 year. Failed
Kate - Motion to table for 1 week. Passed, been tabled.

Liam - Create a standing rule that if a committee is and knuckles it automatically becomes a group committee including knuckles
Passed.

James - \end{math and computer science and knuckles}. Dilatory

Kate - #define Mitchell as knuckles. Dilatory

Kate - Motion to wish Oliver happy birthday. Happy Birthday!

Jonathon - Motion to create the committee to extort the kgb as a whole and knuckles
Purpose - Create a standing rule to that a point of information is a bid 69.69 dollars
Liam - Motion to \end{shut up nerd and computer science and knuckles}
Henry - We all need to stand together against this tyrant who is blocking the peoples wishes.
Liam - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor. Passed, Kushal is now in charge and henry is gone.
Dez - Call the question.
Kate - While ending knuckles in knuckle is undefined, the chair should do something random.
Tim - POI, he's bullshitting but he's basically right.
Passed. Sold to Desmond for 2, chaired by Dez, Desman, and Knuckles.

Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that motion to invoke emergency powers and all that may only pass if kushal does not vote no.
Passed.

Liam - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor.
Liam - Motion to declare Henry Hausman sergeant at arms pro tem. (Dilatory, he's not here! He is, but not really)

Meeting is now just this shape.

Mitchell - Motion to allocate but not exceeding 69 dollars for this weeks event.
Objection by Mitchell - Because I could
Passed, been embezzled.

Keerthana - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor.

Kate - Motion to congratulate Kushal on seeing how being president is.

Tim - This is extremely dilatory on multiple levels.

Liam - Motion to create a standing rule that the space at which a meeting takes places is the room in which the room is clearly occurring excluding the smallest closed sets containing Dez if Dez is removed from the meeting.
Tim - Lord help you if you ever actually need to kick someone out.
Dez - You need a better metric.
Passed by abstention.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kushal - We're KGB exec. We have meetings at 4:30 at UC 329. Come by and bring us food! (The actual speech was not this coherent, I cleaned it up for you)

Mitchell - We have an event! It's trivia night!

Kate - Come to booth design meeting!

SCHMUCKS

Liam - I need to set up the auction for ice cream flavors. Can I do this in special business? (Yes, if Dez is cool with it.)
Tim - What about an N with a tilde over it

The wind - You should take board game stuco! It's great!

Kate - Not as many of you know that I do things other than KGB. I play an instrument in Wind Ensemble (WHAT). We have a concert this Wednesday, so come check us out!

Kaylee - School of drama is putting up a play called Oar! It's a farce.

Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, fish, fish, fish, fish, and gtfo.

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2019-11-28T21:17:06Z

2019-10-16T20:48:34Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend, did cashlab and that's it. Big oof. We also don't have an event, and we won't watch movies so don't come. Janny - Liam is J..."

EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend, did cashlab and that's it. Big oof. We also don't have an event, and we won't watch movies so don't come.

Janny - Liam is Janny. Had two midterms today. Big oof.

Mitchell - Had a weekend. In class, got told to avoid Dez. Run.

Mckenna - Had a weekend. Misses a person. Submit to Pravda.

Woody - Had a weekend, spent 10 hours making blobby bois, and none of them worked. Oof.

James - Did a thing at a magic the gathering draft. Would explain it, but its too big-brains for you to handle.

Kushal - Had a weekend, did a lot of work. All the work he finished is due next week, though, and all the work due today is not done.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Kate - Cats are stupid committee - Cats are nocturnal, and it's taken her this long to realize this. The past 3 nights kaylies cat has come into kates room, given her a toy, and tried to make Kate play with her. The toys are getting larger somehow. How is she doing this.

Liam - Corn subsidies board - The value of a bushel of corn could change during today's meeting!

Tim - Ad hoc parlimentarians committee - State opening of parliment will take place in the lordes. Debate about the queen's speech lasts 6 days. Lots of stuff.

Kerthana - Ad hoc heaters are evil - An inneficient heater is still efficient. Hmmmm.

Kate - Ad hoc pretending to be kaylie committee - Avatar rewatch is this saturday or sunday!

Henry - I'm a physicist and I hate my life - Black holes: less dangerous than you might think

Liam - Utter lies committee - British parliment makes total sense.

Tim - World time lords - we're getting stronger

Henry - Comics are bullshit - Speed force is not alone, and is fighting with other forces. One of them hired a hitman? Similar to if gravity hired a hitman to kill people who know E&M.

Liam - The utter lies - Unity makes game development easier.

Tim - FLoor is lava - Floor was recently lava, and is already rock.

Henry - Stupid history committee - Continuation of last weeks report! Pope had a crusade, got some ships, loaded them with peasants, and sent them to constantinople. They sacked constantinople (a christian state), which worked well for constantinople.

Liam - Lava is floor - If you have cold enough shoes.

Kate - Booth committee & Pretending to be Kaylie committee - Spring carnival theme is 'Adventure Awaits'.
Some starter themes to use:
- Magic School Bus
- Emperor's New Groove
- Liam - Adventure's through the steam tunnels
- Henry - Tomb of Horror's
- Shelby - Traveller - Be a wolf human hybird
- Pulp Novel - Similar to Indiana Jones
- O-week booth
- The horrible line at the top of Mt. Everest
- Deus Vult
- Russia, but in Norway
- Trapped in an Arby's bathroom?
- Elon Musk Wild Ride
- The phantom tollbooth
- Booth - Fire Red Edition
- Dante's Inferno
- Don Quixote
- Carthage Must Be Destroyed
- Wizard of Corn
- Carthage Must Be Destroyed
- Wizard of Corn
- Jojo's Bizarre Booth

OLD BUSINESS

Oliver has the thing, Henry has taken it, and it's not his fault the he can't say him losing the thing is not his fault, but our booth theme is.

No orders of the day.

NEW BUSINESS

Liam - Motion to officially condemn the Queen's speech.
Passed.

Kate - Motion to salute spring carnival committee.

Keerthana - [CK]ash Money Lab committee
Purpose - Commerate 213's sorrows and joys.
Liam - Compiler error - Joy not found.
Passed, sold to Keerthana

Mitchell - Motion to create the 'Run Des' Committee
Purpose - Run Dez, run
Shelby - Triple Des is still okay.
James - Run away, not run, right?
Passed, sold to Henry for 3 dollars, chaired by Al Gore

Liam - Committee on the electronic crusade
Purpose - Deus Volt
Tabled Indefinitely

Keerthana - Russel is overrated, because anyone can prove 1 + 1 = 2
Purpose - Make Liam mad
Passed, sold to Oliver for $3, chaired by everything that Russel hates

Liam - Standing rule such that infinitely large sets of committess can be passed, sold, and chaired as a set.
- Allows you to pass a set of well defined committees as one large bunch.
Passed

Liam - Motion to, for each positive irrational number i, create a committee with name 'Recsec appreciation committee' and purpose being 'fish'^i, and the pair red fish committee, blue fish committee.
Motion to typeset in Latex - NO
Passed by 1, sold to Keerthana for $5, chaired by just her.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - We're exec! Come see us! Also there's no event, because we don't have licenses to watch movies, so don't show up. At some point soon, murder mystery signups!

SCHMUCKS

Kate - Go fuck yourself, Dez. Motion to salute dez.

Kate - Hi, come watch avatar with Kaylie. On saturday or sunday at 2.

Liam - Motion 2, for each subset that Keerthana owns, create a supercommittee for those.

Kate - Booth theme vote will be next week! There will be a poll on Facebook!

Shelby - Computer club has talks! Come the the one this Wednesday at 7 for free pizza!

Liam - Motion to green, purple, green, green, seafoam purple.

Kate - Motion to continue this meeting 1 second for each committee keerthana owns.

Tim - Motion to GTFO.

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OFFICER REPORTS

Dez - Had an event, lots of prego, oof

Janny - Had improv and then a good time, then actually ate pasta. CTFWS might happen Nov 8.

Mitchell - Had a weekend, with improv. And event! (With smores!)

Mckenna - Had a weekend, not sure what she did but spent yesterday making soup, in a pan. Pretty good. Submit to Pravda.

Woody - Had a weekend, learned that lobsters were the best pokemans.

James - Had a weekend, started with improv, ended with bombs. --CLEAR DA DECKS--

Kushal - Had a weekend, had improv and become an HRT recruiter. Also, you can never trust henry. End Report

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Liam - I'm a mathmatician, and I hate myself - Turns out, equivalance is bad and difficult. First order logic sucks, but it's not leaving.

Henry - Comics are bullshit - Baby darkside! Got ressurected, but ressurected wrong. Still the omnipotent god of evil, but small. Ate zeus, that worked.

Tim - Ad hoc 90's jingles stuck in my head against my will - prego prego prego

Kate - Bizzare facebook suggestions - Thinks Kate is a Trump-publican

Liam - Culinary standards - Top 20 restaurants include pamelas, 3 times. Hmmmmmmmm.

Henry - Stupid History Committee - Bridge in West Virginia, needed to be fixed, couldn't get money from WV so they asked russia for money. That motivated some people.

Tim - Giant committee to not burn down R7 + Burn down Tim's apartment + choir songs stuck in my head against my will

Kate - Cats are stupid - You cannot sleep with a cat OwO what's this

Woody - Story time committee - CMU is hard, we're here for you!

Kate - Booth Committee - We are hopefully building a booth. There are some themes, we need to pick one!
Metropolis - 7
Passport - 3
Adventure Awaits - 7
Best of Broadway - 0
2020 Vision - 5
Tiny Town - 10
As strange as it seems - 16
Behind the scenes - 9

OLD BUSINESS
Emily has the thing, but hasn't brought it back. Jonathan has the spirit of the thing.

Pot of Greed
Tabled for two years.
Came up 16 times in a year. hahahaha.

NEW BUSINESS

Ellen - Long way committee
Purpose - Mitchel and ellen came the long way today.
Passed, sold to Ellen for $1, chaired by anyone who doesn't like to walk outdoors

Mitchell - Committee - Fish fish fish fish - Mitchellspaceisspacea|spaceloser! (Shellcode)
Purpose - <1000 copies of ASCII 28>(I would put this in but you wouldn't see it + it would break the wiki)
Passed, sold to Woody for $3, which banded

Liam - Disbanded supercommittee
Purpose: Commitee who is a supercommittee of all disbanded or whichbanded committees
Contains: Supercommittee of all committess which have been *banded
Failed! Wow

Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding 69.69 dollars for food and supplies for this weeks event.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - We're KGB exec. We do real things on Wednesdays. You can come if you like!

Mitchell - We have an event. It's over there.

Dez - Booth vote is next week!!

Kate - If you decide to do booth, we need booth chairs! Be prepared to get on that.

James - Need to be a member in good standing! Do that!

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Corn subsidies board + CMU parlimentarians committee - What happens when the corn price changes mid vote?
Kate - Whatever the president says after you bid.

Henry - I am the senate

Kate - Motion to make the out of order super committee
Out of order

Liam - More corn dear god - Get into corn now! It's only going up!

Tim - Ad Hoc corn subsidies board - The vinyl is now down 56 cents.

Tim - Motion to purple
In order, now in purple

Tim - Motion to seafoam green.

Keerthana - Motion to ocean blue

Tim - Motin to purple, purple, seafoam green, and gtfo.

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OFFICER REPORTS

Dez - Had a thing, didn't do it. oof.

Janny - Ran around, and got sore.

Mitchell - UG Tour, dissapeared. Event!

Mckenna - Did UG Tour, witnessed lots of projects disapearing into an oven. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?

Woody - Teacher played hooky. Oof.

James - Is apparently Iron Man.

Kushal - UG Tour, Hack CMU, HW. Didn't sleep. oof.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Liam - Culinary Standard - Nothing beats everyday noodle.
Point Bruge Cafe, and Pamela's Diner. Oof.

Janny - Scathe lover committee reports YAY

Dillen - AD HOC Advertising committee wants information. Your fault.

Tim - Culinary substandards and Culinary sub standards reports no good subs

Henry - R7 Buring + Not

Tim - Furry committees - Success!

Kate - Culinary Substandards committee wants to know about cheetos paws

Liam - Corn subsidies wants you to buy corn!

Tim - Ad hoc markets says no oil.

Henry - Committee to restore the islemari (?) reports no success.

Tim - Committee to not burn down R7 & committee to burn down buy apartment reports almost success

Henry - Stupid History Committee - 18th century swedish coffee tax laws were high. If you didn't pay taxes, you got the 'irs' coming to steal your cookware, and then leave.

Dillen - Misappropriated to burn down R7 wants to remember when someone exploded Riceroni on the stove.

Liam - Culinary standards - Ricerono.

Dillen - Riceronum.

OLD BUSINESS

Kaylie Brought back the thing! Emily gets the thing. It's not her fault that Henry lost the thing.

No other orders!

NEW BUSINESS

Janny - The pringle and the prison behind it appreciation committee
Purpose - The pringle and the prison behind it
Passed, sold to Janny for $4, chaired by anyone who loves scathe

Henry - Youth outreach subcommittee of committee to assassinate the president
Purpose - Too lazy to bother shooting you, but some young people might love to do so.
Passed, sold to Henry for $4, chaired by Kushal.

Kate - Motion to allocate office access to every freshmen so they can get nerf guns.
Purpose - The pringle and the prison behind it
Passed, sold to Janny for $4, chaired by anyone who loves scathe

Henry - Youth outreach subcommittee of committee to assassinate the president
Purpose - Too lazy to bother shooting you, but some young people might love to do so.
Passed, sold to Henry for $4, chaired by Kushal.

Kate - Motion to allocate office access to every freshmen so they can get nerf guns.

Henry - Motion to allocate $20 to the committee to assasinate the president to youth outreach

Dillen - When you become a chair of a subcommittee, you have to play a game of twilight emperium king of the hill at pitt on top of the panther statue for control of the committee.
Failed.

Woody - Supercommittee - composed of one or more committess, chaired by everyone who is a chair on those committess, plus a portion of anyone.
Passed! Mwahahaha

Dillen - Predicative Heirarchy supercommittee.
Purpose: To be the Supercommittee of all committees that are not supercommittees of themselves.
Contains: All committees that are not supercommittees of themselves.
Dilatory? Apparently not. Mwhahahaha.
Passed! Sold to Dillen for $20, chaired by bertred rusell, and lots of people who aren't

Henry - Super broken record committee
Purpose: Motion to create the super broken record committee
Contains : other instances of the broken record committee
Passed, sold to Woody by $4, chaired by motion to create th

Tim -🍆 ööö 🐝
Comprised: Committee of the whole
Purpose: 🍆 öööööö 🍆 '(DROP TABLE;--)
Nickname: Eggplant ö🐝 tables
Officail theme song: A picture of an eggplant emoji (samsung) registered as a sound file.
Passed, sold to Tim for $10, Tim, Tim, 🍆, and the committe of the whole.

Mitchell - Motion to allcoate 42.69 dollars for food and supplies.
Passed.

Kate - Supercommitee of the committee to assassiante the president and committee to burn down R7 called the commitee to burn down R7
Purpose: Add riceroni to R7's shopping list.
Passed, sold to Kate, given to anyone who lives at R7 but isn't the president.

Woody - Motion to allocate $6.09 for buying riceroni.
Failed!

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - Meet at Wednesdays! Bring us food.

Mitchell - We have an event! It's improv in Scathe, we can get you there if you don't know where it is. Prison with a Pringle.

James - Pay your dues, fools.

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Culinary standards will be making liquid nitrogen ice cream at some point!

Tim - Spring Carnival needs a theme!

Woody - ITR is this weekend! Come!

Dillen - Tech talk! Come to GHC 6115 at 6:30! Free Pizza

Emily - Where to get updates about the org?

Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoom green, lots of food, fish fish fish, and gtfo.