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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
had a week<br />
had a year<br />
had a THREE YEARS<br />
(snaps)<br />
it's been great<br />
they're honored<br />
they have notes<br />
it's been great to be a part of this<br />
really excited about where they see the org going<br />
it was a lot of fun but a lot of work but ultimately worth it<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
had a year<br />
fuck what she did WE WON BOOTH<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend sure did<br />
did booth and buggy and oh god so much more<br />
also had a wonderful three years with you people<br />
EVENT<br />
Bake barter!<br />
Friday, ALL DAY (10-5), Doherty table<br />
bring baked goods to barter! there will be a signup sheet!<br />
bring stuff to barter for baked goods! no signup sheet here<br />
but for reals bring your crap<br />
no pencils, paper, perishables, or sheet metal<br />
USA<br />
friday, 7pm, DH2315<br />
buy people's stuff for cheap!<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend and a year<br />
and another two years of not being an officer<br />
it's been fun!<br />
y'all actually submitted to pravda a couple times<br />
we got junk mail<br />
don't submit pravda to her<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend and a year<br />
a three years<br />
let's start with the weekend<br />
booth<br />
also scary amounts of food after booth<br />
as for the three years:<br />
i couldn't have done half of what i have this year w/o the experience kgb has given me<br />
so thank y'all so much for that<br />
you've made me into a tyrant<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend and a year<br />
done some things<br />
kept some pretty meticulous records<br />
is currently scrambling to prove that there's a really low upper bound on how much he's embezzled<br />
we took in 66 kgbitcoin this semester<br />
really really good<br />
not worth anything<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a carnival<br />
it was carnival stuff<br />
booth!<br />
r7!<br />
fucked with kickstarter<br />
watched some curling<br />
teardown was fun in a masochistic way<br />
not a sadistic way<br />
that would be weird<br />
had a fantastic year<br />
s@a is one of his fave memories from college<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
BOOTH<br />
booooooooooooooooooooooooth<br />
if you have hard hats please give them to craig<br />
he has a bag<br />
everything happened<br />
we won<br />
we didn't get fined<br />
we were within 8 minutes and then they added TWO HOURS TO THE DEADLINE<br />
<br />
retroactive timetravel<br />
worms fucked up<br />
he was the downtiem<br />
your decisions today were...interesting<br />
<br />
abtech<br />
1: putting a lot of music turns a ceremony into a party<br />
2: there was no truck<br />
<br />
CHALLENGE<br />
<br />
motion ot disband aepi<br />
<br />
an artist on octodad liked our booth!<br />
<br />
the committee to burn down r7<br />
continued lack of failure<br />
<br />
is this film club?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
nightmare screws are not sonia's fault this week<br />
<br />
we are now in purple<br />
<br />
ELECTIONS<br />
elections have started so technically i'm not recsec anymore but i'm keeping track out of the GOODNESS OF MY HEART<br />
<br />
PRESIDENT<br />
candidates:<br />
skye<br />
loves the kgb<br />
there's a lot to being president<br />
but you should never pass up a chance to laugh at this face<br />
it's v important that people feel comfortable<br />
joe<br />
did treasurer this past year<br />
really cares about the org<br />
has a lightup hat<br />
didn't embezzle much<br />
murphy<br />
really cares about the org<br />
wanted to be on exec this year to contribute<br />
now wants to step up<br />
will...definitely have the time<br />
harry<br />
is a freshman so won't be president<br />
wanted to make a speech like he was gonna be president<br />
is also running for another position that he cares about<br />
you'll see him in a bit<br />
SKYE WINS<br />
<br />
1 VEEP<br />
candidates<br />
dylan<br />
is really sleep deprived because booth and essay exam<br />
1vp = yelling at people until they come to events<br />
until they get embarassed on his behalf<br />
he was a booth chair. he has experience<br />
joe<br />
hi he's the kgb, who are you?<br />
thinks we're all cool except worms<br />
is engendering a spirit of fellowship and harmony among members<br />
i typed that right, he quoted it wrong<br />
murphy<br />
platform is the same as it was last year<br />
the university seems to think he's the VP of student affairs<br />
so he knows what it's like to be a VP<br />
DYLAN WINS<br />
<br />
2 VEEP<br />
candidates<br />
murphy<br />
this is what we call the slightly shorter con<br />
this is the position he wants!<br />
much experience running things<br />
and with money and reimbursements<br />
cares about the KGB<br />
joe<br />
is here to pretend we have we have a democratic process<br />
and help us thingk we haven't already decided to relegate him to treasurer for 7 years<br />
MURPHY WINS<br />
<br />
CORSEC<br />
candidates<br />
maddy<br />
booth chaired<br />
made all the tshirts<br />
designed the activity book<br />
(can make many tiny things in large quantities)<br />
has unlimited free color printing<br />
rin<br />
really really likes the kgb<br />
writes and is an officer for read me<br />
is very funny<br />
if we elect her we won't have to listen to her stumble through another awkward speech today<br />
RIN WINS <br />
<br />
RECSEC<br />
candidates<br />
nika<br />
met the kgb at scav hunt<br />
first community that she feels she belongs to<br />
wants to do something for us, and she can type<br />
harry<br />
brought in the keyboard that could be the typing machine of the future<br />
and then he pulled the broman lounge<br />
kind of a good typist, knows his way around emojis<br />
HARRY WINS <br />
<br />
TREASURER<br />
candidates<br />
Jack<br />
Jack votes for joe maybe???<br />
Joe<br />
Joe has confidence that's good<br />
He definitely does not embezzle<br />
He didn't embezzle the $82 he should have embezzled<br />
JOE WINS<br />
S@A<br />
candidates<br />
Nika<br />
They will quote "cut a bitch" and have many knives<br />
Can also sell shirts<br />
Jack<br />
Will redistribute the wealth<br />
Cliff<br />
Will get things done fast<br />
Did not platform<br />
Can pick things up and put them down<br />
Cliff picked up a stool<br />
The stool made it to the ground<br />
Espy<br />
Was not here<br />
NIKA WINS<br />
<br />
<br />
stories<br />
brian:<br />
we don't know anything about skye's campaign finances<br />
frieder<br />
frieder tried to disband the kgb at aepi<br />
they failed<br />
someone messaged skye to ask if that was a thing<br />
nick<br />
so carnival was this weekend and they work retail<br />
so many drunk. so many.<br />
two drunk girls managed to make their way into the back room and were sick in the dumpster<br />
not a great middle of the day<br />
mike<br />
owen is nice<br />
harry<br />
1: his platform was rainbow colored<br />
2: harry brought friends in full fursuits to greggo's concepts lecture<br />
greggo made a Face<br />
bswolf (he old)<br />
when he was in kgb someone made a pun committee<br />
which was immediately renamed the bswolf memorial committee<br />
here we go<br />
there's a smart tactician and a fool tactician (with barbarians)<br />
the smart tactician got wrecked<br />
here goes the pun<br />
"cooler heads shall prevail"<br />
check murphy's page on the wiki<br />
erin<br />
two of you fuckers have her scissors<br />
walks off midway at 3:30 on thursday, very tired<br />
suddenly, meg and joe mertz SPRINT out of the trailer yelling for ems<br />
ems is suitably alarmed<br />
there are two INCREDIBLY intoxicated people stumbling across midway<br />
by the time ems gets there, the people have left midway<br />
but the midway ems couldn't leave midway<br />
eventually other ems caught up with them<br />
apparently 3:30 is lsd time<br />
worms<br />
was once a boy scout<br />
once there was a time when worms was small<br />
went on a HIGH ADVENTURE<br />
aka mostly sitting on a boat for a week<br />
the captain: you wanna catch some sharks"<br />
the kids: ABSOLUTELY WHY NOT<br />
they caught some sharks<br />
28 inch shark FLAILS<br />
captian chuckles<br />
boy scouts try to catch the shark to measure it<br />
40 inch shark<br />
one boy: holding shark by tail<br />
skark: SWINGING LIKE A PENDULUM<br />
they won the shark fight<br />
reward: plastic paddle (first shark size)<br />
was immediately broken<br />
skye<br />
setting: 2008, TOC.<br />
the liemann brothers had a booth<br />
they had just gone bankrupt, but the booth was still there<br />
some kgb members thought this was a great idea<br />
best suits, fake glasses, looked like dicks<br />
they collected resumes for the FULL DAY<br />
a few days later, one of them was approached by a student<br />
"hey. i didn't hear from you. i expected an interview"<br />
so they HELD INTERVIEWS<br />
they chose who to interview by chucking the resumes backwards down the stairs<br />
FAST FORWARD<br />
two kgb adjacents pretended to be occulus<br />
they did great<br />
the university freaked out<br />
occulus thought it was hilarious<br />
and now one of those people works for occulus AND TABLED FOR THEM WHILE STILL A STUDENT<br />
glenn<br />
remember: he's very good at understanding emotions<br />
glenn is a pilot, learned to fly during undergrad<br />
flew towards death valley (he was already in california)<br />
got to fly over a huge dry lake bed<br />
flew over, got brunch, refueled, took off<br />
but the plane was making funny noises<br />
had to divert to a lake that would be in the middle of nowhere if it wasn't stuck between two restricted zones<br />
a mechanic looked at it, but it was fine<br />
buuuuut it was dark so they couldn't fly back (but someone brought them home)<br />
this is when glenn learned that, when you're trying to reassure a passenger about a problem they don't know about<br />
DON'T start by pointing out all the nice dry lakebeds they could use as landing spots<br />
joe<br />
bylaws edgecase<br />
There is a week where there are no exec members since they haven't attended their first meeting after paying (can we fix that)<br />
Joe STILL hasn't embezzled<br />
Frieder<br />
He's gonna make the bylaws hell<br />
We accidentally the bylaws<br />
There's an infinite loop with voting at elections<br />
beeswolf<br />
Was the secret 8th exec member (THERE ARE MORE EXEC POSSIBILITIES???)<br />
High school friend named Faith named kids Hope & Chance<br />
They like nouns but not sharing<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
Motion to salute exec from Jeff<br />
<br />
Ed motioned to make the shitty jpeg artifacts committee<br />
<br />
Worms wants to know where our attack helicopters are<br />
<br />
Ed motions to salute all current and former presidents in the room<br />
<br />
Someone motioned to salute everyone else<br />
<br />
That passed<br />
<br />
Sold to Ed for $3 to the proctors<br />
<br />
Brian maybe made a motion?<br />
<br />
It passed<br />
<br />
BSwolf has a job committee<br />
<br />
It passed<br />
<br />
Bswolf bought it for $21 to alumni<br />
<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food and supplies for the event<br />
<br />
It was not acclamated<br />
<br />
It passed tho<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for the exec discretionary fund<br />
<br />
passed by acclamation<br />
<br />
Joe motions to set dues to $15 for one semester $20 for one year<br />
<br />
passed by acclamation<br />
<br />
Joe report<br />
we didn't lose a lot of money<br />
We spent like $400 and got clothes<br />
We have ~$3000 for next year<br />
66 kgbitcoins a lot of pennies and a fake $100 bill<br />
The KGB has no owencoin<br />
<br />
The KGB was given 5 owencoin<br />
<br />
Erin motioned to get her scissors back<br />
<br />
Frieder invokes article 13 of the bylaws<br />
disillusion!<br />
also out of order<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
Bake barter<br />
friday, all day, table outside doherty<br />
bake things, trade things, be merry<br />
USA<br />
friday, 7pm, DH 2315<br />
auction party<br />
<br />
Murphy goes down (This will live on)<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
Bring hard hats to the booth committee<br />
We stole lumber<br />
<br />
EXEC<br />
meeting at wednesday 6:30 UC306<br />
stay here<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
Bswolf is finishing his story<br />
hope give chance a peace<br />
<br />
Owen is clustering in gates 3000<br />
get rid of the things<br />
<br />
Proctors say thank you<br />
<br />
Brian wants to keep up enboothiasm<br />
help him collabs<br />
<br />
Nick is a student again :D<br />
<br />
Give back pens<br />
<br />
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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
had a week<br />
had a year<br />
had a THREE YEARS<br />
(snaps)<br />
it's been great<br />
they're honored<br />
they have notes<br />
it's been great to be a part of this<br />
really excited about where they see the org going<br />
it was a lot of fun but a lot of work but ultimately worth it<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
had a year<br />
fuck what she did WE WON BOOTH<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend sure did<br />
did booth and buggy and oh god so much more<br />
also had a wonderful three years with you people<br />
EVENT<br />
Bake barter!<br />
Friday, ALL DAY (10-5), Doherty table<br />
bring baked goods to barter! there will be a signup sheet!<br />
bring stuff to barter for baked goods! no signup sheet here<br />
but for reals bring your crap<br />
no pencils, paper, perishables, or sheet metal<br />
USA<br />
friday, 7pm, DH2315<br />
buy people's stuff for cheap!<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend and a year<br />
and another two years of not being an officer<br />
it's been fun!<br />
y'all actually submitted to pravda a couple times<br />
we got junk mail<br />
don't submit pravda to her<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend and a year<br />
a three years<br />
let's start with the weekend<br />
booth<br />
also scary <br />
ohhhh my god what a year<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend and a year<br />
done some things<br />
kept some pretty meticulous records<br />
is currently scrambling to prove that there's a really low upper bound on how much he's embezzled<br />
we took in 66 kgbitcoin this semester<br />
really really good<br />
not worth anything<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a carnival<br />
it was carnival stuff<br />
booth!<br />
r7!<br />
fucked with kickstarter<br />
watched some curling<br />
teardown was fun in a masochistic way<br />
not a sadistic way<br />
that would be weird<br />
had a fantastic year<br />
s@a is one of his fave memories from college<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
BOOTH<br />
booooooooooooooooooooooooth<br />
if you have hard hats please give them to craig<br />
he has a bag<br />
everything happened<br />
we won<br />
we didn't get fined<br />
we were within 8 minutes and then they added TWO HOURS TO THE DEADLINE<br />
<br />
retroactive timetravel<br />
worms fucked up<br />
he was the downtiem<br />
your decisions today were...interesting<br />
<br />
abtech<br />
1: putting a lot of music turns a ceremony into a party<br />
2: there was no truck<br />
<br />
CHALLENGE<br />
<br />
motion ot disband aepi<br />
<br />
an artist on octodad liked our booth!<br />
<br />
the committee to burn down r7<br />
continued lack of failure<br />
<br />
is this film club?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
nightmare screws are not sonia's fault this week<br />
<br />
we are now in purple<br />
<br />
ELECTIONS<br />
elections have started so technically i'm not recsec anymore but i'm keeping track out of the GOODNESS OF MY HEART<br />
<br />
PRESIDENT<br />
candidates:<br />
skye<br />
loves the kgb<br />
there's a lot to being president<br />
but you should never pass up a chance to laugh at this face<br />
it's v important that people feel comfortable<br />
joe<br />
did treasurer this past year<br />
really cares about the org<br />
has a lightup hat<br />
didn't embezzle much<br />
murphy<br />
really cares about the org<br />
wanted to be on exec this year to contribute<br />
now wants to step up<br />
will...definitely have the time<br />
harry<br />
is a freshman so won't be president<br />
wanted to make a speech like he was gonna be president<br />
is also running for another position that he cares about<br />
you'll see him in a bit<br />
SKYE WINS<br />
<br />
1 VEEP<br />
candidates<br />
dylan<br />
is really sleep deprived because booth and essay exam<br />
1vp = yelling at people until they come to events<br />
until they get embarassed on his behalf<br />
he was a booth chair. he has experience<br />
joe<br />
hi he's the kgb, who are you?<br />
thinks we're all cool except worms<br />
is engendering a spirit of fellowship and harmony among members<br />
i typed that right, he quoted it wrong<br />
murphy<br />
platform is the same as it was last year<br />
the university seems to think he's the VP of student affairs<br />
so he knows what it's like to be a VP<br />
DYLAN WINS<br />
<br />
2 VEEP<br />
candidates<br />
murphy<br />
this is what we call the slightly shorter con<br />
this is the position he wants!<br />
much experience running things<br />
and with money and reimbursements<br />
cares about the KGB<br />
joe<br />
is here to pretend we have we have a democratic process<br />
and help us thingk we haven't already decided to relegate him to treasurer for 7 years<br />
MURPHY WINS<br />
<br />
CORSEC<br />
candidates<br />
maddy<br />
booth chaired<br />
made all the tshirts<br />
designed the activity book<br />
(can make many tiny things in large quantities)<br />
has unlimited free color printing<br />
rin<br />
really really likes the kgb<br />
writes and is an officer for read me<br />
is very funny<br />
if we elect her we won't have to listen to her stumble through another awkward speech today<br />
RIN WINS <br />
<br />
RECSEC<br />
candidates<br />
nika<br />
met the kgb at scav hunt<br />
first community that she feels she belongs to<br />
wants to do something for us, and she can type<br />
harry<br />
brought in the keyboard that could be the typing machine of the future<br />
and then he pulled the broman lounge<br />
kind of a good typist, knows his way around emojis<br />
HARRY WINS <br />
<br />
TREASURER<br />
candidates<br />
Jack<br />
Jack votes for joe maybe???<br />
Joe<br />
Joe has confidence that's good<br />
He definitely does not embezzle<br />
He didn't embezzle the $82 he should have embezzled<br />
JOE WINS<br />
S@A<br />
candidates<br />
Nika<br />
They will quote "cut a bitch" and have many knives<br />
Can also sell shirts<br />
Jack<br />
Will redistribute the wealth<br />
Cliff<br />
Will get things done fast<br />
Did not platform<br />
Can pick things up and put them down<br />
Cliff picked up a stool<br />
The stool made it to the ground<br />
Espy<br />
Was not here<br />
NIKA WINS<br />
<br />
<br />
stories<br />
brian:<br />
we don't know anything about skye's campaign finances<br />
frieder<br />
frieder tried to disband the kgb at aepi<br />
they failed<br />
someone messaged skye to ask if that was a thing<br />
nick<br />
so carnival was this weekend and they work retail<br />
so many drunk. so many.<br />
two drunk girls managed to make their way into the back room and were sick in the dumpster<br />
not a great middle of the day<br />
mike<br />
owen is nice<br />
harry<br />
1: his platform was rainbow colored<br />
2: harry brought friends in full fursuits to greggo's concepts lecture<br />
greggo made a Face<br />
bswolf (he old)<br />
when he was in kgb someone made a pun committee<br />
which was immediately renamed the bswolf memorial committee<br />
here we go<br />
there's a smart tactician and a fool tactician (with barbarians)<br />
the smart tactician got wrecked<br />
here goes the pun<br />
"cooler heads shall prevail"<br />
check murphy's page on the wiki<br />
erin<br />
two of you fuckers have her scissors<br />
walks off midway at 3:30 on thursday, very tired<br />
suddenly, meg and joe mertz SPRINT out of the trailer yelling for ems<br />
ems is suitably alarmed<br />
there are two INCREDIBLY intoxicated people stumbling across midway<br />
by the time ems gets there, the people have left midway<br />
but the midway ems couldn't leave midway<br />
eventually other ems caught up with them<br />
apparently 3:30 is lsd time<br />
worms<br />
was once a boy scout<br />
once there was a time when worms was small<br />
went on a HIGH ADVENTURE<br />
aka mostly sitting on a boat for a week<br />
the captain: you wanna catch some sharks"<br />
the kids: ABSOLUTELY WHY NOT<br />
they caught some sharks<br />
28 inch shark FLAILS<br />
captian chuckles<br />
boy scouts try to catch the shark to measure it<br />
40 inch shark<br />
one boy: holding shark by tail<br />
skark: SWINGING LIKE A PENDULUM<br />
they won the shark fight<br />
reward: plastic paddle (first shark size)<br />
was immediately broken<br />
skye<br />
setting: 2008, TOC.<br />
the liemann brothers had a booth<br />
they had just gone bankrupt, but the booth was still there<br />
some kgb members thought this was a great idea<br />
best suits, fake glasses, looked like dicks<br />
they collected resumes for the FULL DAY<br />
a few days later, one of them was approached by a student<br />
"hey. i didn't hear from you. i expected an interview"<br />
so they HELD INTERVIEWS<br />
they chose who to interview by chucking the resumes backwards down the stairs<br />
FAST FORWARD<br />
two kgb adjacents pretended to be occulus<br />
they did great<br />
the university freaked out<br />
occulus thought it was hilarious<br />
and now one of those people works for occulus AND TABLED FOR THEM WHILE STILL A STUDENT<br />
glenn<br />
remember: he's very good at understanding emotions<br />
glenn is a pilot, learned to fly during undergrad<br />
flew towards death valley (he was already in california)<br />
got to fly over a huge dry lake bed<br />
flew over, got brunch, refueled, took off<br />
but the plane was making funny noises<br />
had to divert to a lake that would be in the middle of nowhere if it wasn't stuck between two restricted zones<br />
a mechanic looked at it, but it was fine<br />
buuuuut it was dark so they couldn't fly back (but someone brought them home)<br />
this is when glenn learned that, when you're trying to reassure a passenger about a problem they don't know about<br />
DON'T start by pointing out all the nice dry lakebeds they could use as landing spots<br />
joe<br />
bylaws edgecase<br />
There is a week where there are no exec members since they haven't attended their first meeting after paying (can we fix that)<br />
Joe STILL hasn't embezzled<br />
Frieder<br />
He's gonna make the bylaws hell<br />
We accidentally the bylaws<br />
There's an infinite loop with voting at elections<br />
beeswolf<br />
Was the secret 8th exec member (THERE ARE MORE EXEC POSSIBILITIES???)<br />
High school friend named Faith named kids Hope & Chance<br />
They like nouns but not sharing<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
Motion to salute exec from Jeff<br />
<br />
Ed motioned to make the shitty jpeg artifacts committee<br />
<br />
Worms wants to know where our attack helicopters are<br />
<br />
Ed motions to salute all current and former presidents in the room<br />
<br />
Someone motioned to salute everyone else<br />
<br />
That passed<br />
<br />
Sold to Ed for $3 to the proctors<br />
<br />
Brian maybe made a motion?<br />
<br />
It passed<br />
<br />
BSwolf has a job committee<br />
<br />
It passed<br />
<br />
Bswolf bought it for $21 to alumni<br />
<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food and supplies for the event<br />
<br />
It was not acclamated<br />
<br />
It passed tho<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for the exec discretionary fund<br />
<br />
passed by acclamation<br />
<br />
Joe motions to set dues to $15 for one semester $20 for one year<br />
<br />
passed by acclamation<br />
<br />
Joe report<br />
we didn't lose a lot of money<br />
We spent like $400 and got clothes<br />
We have ~$3000 for next year<br />
66 kgbitcoins a lot of pennies and a fake $100 bill<br />
The KGB has no owencoin<br />
<br />
The KGB was given 5 owencoin<br />
<br />
Erin motioned to get her scissors back<br />
<br />
Frieder invokes article 13 of the bylaws<br />
disillusion!<br />
also out of order<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
Bake barter<br />
friday, all day, table outside doherty<br />
bake things, trade things, be merry<br />
USA<br />
friday, 7pm, DH 2315<br />
auction party<br />
<br />
Murphy goes down (This will live on)<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
Bring hard hats to the booth committee<br />
We stole lumber<br />
<br />
EXEC<br />
meeting at wednesday 6:30 UC306<br />
stay here<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
Bswolf is finishing his story<br />
hope give chance a peace<br />
<br />
Owen is clustering in gates 3000<br />
get rid of the things<br />
<br />
Proctors say thank you<br />
<br />
Brian wants to keep up enboothiasm<br />
help him collabs<br />
<br />
Nick is a student again :D<br />
<br />
Give back pens<br />
<br />
Mari has a yearbook</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7363Minutes2016-04-18T22:45:18Z<p>Zhg: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160418|2016-04-18]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160413&diff=7351MinutesExec201604132016-04-13T21:03:30Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS mike had a couple of days booth skye had a couple of days booth not enough booth dillon h..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
mike<br />
had a couple of days<br />
booth<br />
<br />
skye<br />
had a couple of days<br />
booth<br />
not enough booth<br />
<br />
dillon<br />
had a couple fo days<br />
too many things<br />
<br />
erin<br />
had a couple of days<br />
exam at midnight<br />
30 billion things<br />
<br />
zora<br />
had a couple of days<br />
not booth<br />
tuesdays are so adult<br />
<br />
joe<br />
had a couple of days<br />
really effective at things he shouldn't be doing<br />
<br />
murphy<br />
lots of wasting time and booth<br />
all things he shoulda done between 8pm last night and 8am this morning<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
defectors<br />
picking up cake on saturday<br />
leaving sometime between 12:30 and 1 (hopefully)<br />
all else fails, joe<br />
be at thing at 2 for setup<br />
order jimmyjohns tomorrow<br />
5pm dillon and mike<br />
erin will post on friday<br />
stuff<br />
shirts<br />
stick<br />
paper<br />
drawing things<br />
cups<br />
forks<br />
knives<br />
napkins<br />
etc<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
USA<br />
credit card was approved<br />
doherty whatever is reserved<br />
<br />
NEXT NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
farpark is reserved<br />
dillon will reserve a18 as backup<br />
<br />
OTHER<br />
annual meeting<br />
gotta schedule transition meeting<br />
<br />
thistle photo<br />
who care<br />
<br />
nomcom<br />
they're dealing with absentees<br />
erin will send the list of candidates to members dlist<br />
may need strong poke<br />
<br />
shirts<br />
nika gets a buggy shirt because she DESIGNED it<br />
<br />
DONE<br />
much thank y'all</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7350Minutes2016-04-13T21:03:09Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160413|2016-04-13]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160411&diff=7339Minutes201604112016-04-11T21:37:11Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Mike had a weekend very stressed it's fine booth is fun Skye had a weekend started with booth wor..."</p>
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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
very stressed<br />
it's fine booth is fun<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
started with booth<br />
work<br />
booth<br />
too much booth not enough work<br />
sleep what's that<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
it was real fucking busy<br />
buggyboothtech<br />
it's a fun sort of busy<br />
EVENT<br />
Defector'''s' party!<br />
2:30-5:30pm, SATURDAY (not friday!! saturday!!) in STEVER DINING ROOM<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
finisihing costumes<br />
tekko<br />
move on<br />
finishing costumes<br />
tekko<br />
finishing costumes<br />
sleep<br />
muffins<br />
no more pravda from her, so if you want to submit something: sucks<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
was sick<br />
less booth more snuffling<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
started with move on in which he carried a chopsaw back and forth from the kage at least twice<br />
so many supports<br />
"fuck college do booth, I guess"<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
is worms<br />
had a weekend<br />
started with move on<br />
which involved him standing. and waiting. for like FIVE HOURS so that he could stand on move on. and wait.<br />
saturday involved waiting and sometimes walking<br />
sunday was video games<br />
<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
NOMCOM<br />
ya shoulda paid dues<br />
if you want to withdraw, tell the now pls<br />
you can also pm them<br />
no nominations! nominations are closed<br />
stories during elections!<br />
please prep em and tell them! we tell them while proctors are doing counting stuff<br />
bring a pen and scissors<br />
<br />
Murphy is late<br />
had a weekend<br />
three things: life is a mess<br />
booth, wish there had been more booth<br />
a few weeks ago, the men's world curling championships started<br />
he's been catching up on all the games<br />
the games are three and a half hours long<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
would like to pass out or report<br />
there's a booth<br />
it's on midway<br />
it's coming along well!<br />
walls are up and it's like being inside when you're inside<br />
the only reason the roof isn't finished is ironically because of the rain<br />
come to booth!<br />
<br />
eforney is pretty<br />
it's been forever<br />
<br />
booth is a lot of fun, but also a lot of work, but ultimately worth it<br />
<br />
shit i read in the natrat<br />
it's mostly nonoffensive material<br />
recommend letters to the editor<br />
<br />
suburban white girls of america<br />
pumpkin spice lattes because apparently it's october<br />
<br />
skyentology<br />
april blizzards bring may lizzards<br />
<br />
shit jokes<br />
what's your favorite caucasion restaurant with a containment theme<br />
cracker barrel<br />
close second: white castle<br />
<br />
time mafia<br />
exec owes one of their client either a quarter or a gumball<br />
<br />
shit i heard on a podcast<br />
"i'm what happens when you cross grover cleveland with fdr: nonconsecutive wins"<br />
<br />
<br />
shit i saw on midway <br />
SAE lifting half of their roof onto their roof by sheer manpower<br />
and all of carnival committee leaving the trailer to watch them<br />
"yo yo yo, go get some brothers to hold up this wall, it'll fall over if we don't"<br />
SAE's a real special place<br />
cutoff overall jeans<br />
and then leggings under them<br />
the guy with the overalls is in jeffrey's lab group<br />
<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the last committee to be made while mike is president<br />
change name to "the first last committee"<br />
motion to table until the next exec is elected<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
the Thing!<br />
teardown is not dylan's fault this week<br />
<br />
spirit of the spirit of the thing<br />
returning it is not steven's fault<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
climate change conspiracy: we are now in purple<br />
GENERALIZED CHAOS<br />
WAIT I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL CAN'T FIRE ME<br />
fuckin perf<br />
<br />
vast abuses of power up in this last meeting of the current exec<br />
<br />
filabuster committee in conjunction with some shit<br />
joe had a weekend<br />
that's it<br />
<br />
the committee to test the president reports: this is it mike, this is your final<br />
<br />
i guess now we're playing mao<br />
i heard mao and my brain just started hissing with white noise, drowning out the ruleswank <br />
the nonrenewable energy companies, that's the way we fight the molepeople<br />
mole people (meeple)<br />
wait is this tabled<br />
annnnnd it didn't matter<br />
<br />
ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti: ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti<br />
ghoti<br />
what danger do the mole people pose to today's society<br />
eh<br />
fshhhhh bdm-ch<br />
motion to give this commitee a buggy<br />
PASSES<br />
$5 to joe, joe and all current past and future recsecs<br />
<br />
disappointing animal noises: to appreciate animals that just make really disappointing noises<br />
append: or normal animal noises made in a disappointing way<br />
eagles, google it<br />
humans, google it<br />
there's the hoot owl and also the herp owl<br />
fshhhhhh<br />
worms make the sound "you're a FUCKIN asshole"<br />
now of course it's not JUST CLIMATE CHANGE<br />
the moles are the lackeys of the lizard people<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to ed, the kgb furry committee will chair<br />
<br />
decapitation: unfortunately, homestuck is ending and you're going to have to decapitate us<br />
not a homestuck today<br />
not a homestuck yesterday<br />
now because of this radiation, the mole people something something<br />
i do not understand homestuck anymore<br />
ONCE UPON A TIME I DID<br />
append: go decapitate people<br />
motion to storm the bastille<br />
YELLING<br />
what is murphy doing<br />
what are we all doing<br />
filabustering apparently<br />
i am but a humble spectator in this nonsense<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to afalk, afalk will chair<br />
<br />
interruption committee<br />
no thanks<br />
<br />
second first last committee with mike as president: yeah, that<br />
motion to overturn the chair<br />
he did it. he flipped the stool over<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to frieder, mike, frider, and the next pres will chair<br />
<br />
committee to unmask steven: maybe HE'S being sponsored by the mole people<br />
sorry frosty that joke was funnier<br />
motion to unmask frosty<br />
as an addendum, steven just wants to say that solar panels have nothing to do with the mole people conspiracy<br />
they did a puzzlehunt based on this plot once<br />
motion to remove "un" from the name of this committee<br />
passes<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to afalk, disbanded<br />
<br />
philosophical zombie student org: a duplicate org, but just slightly fake<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to joe, out of order club will chair<br />
<br />
april fools day protection: not to get fooled again<br />
THE PROF SCHEDULED AN EXAM<br />
AND THEN TOLD THEM IT WASN'T HAPPENING<br />
AND THEN FUCKING GAVE AN EXAM<br />
EVIL<br />
of course, the more interesting conspiracy is that the mole people infiltrated academia---<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to raymond, april fools will chair<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $100 for food and supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
Defectors party! (there's no apostrophe)<br />
2:30-5:30pm, SATURDAY (not friday!! saturday!!) in STEVER DINING ROOM<br />
<br />
shirts<br />
booth shirts are done, come get em<br />
buggy shirts aren't quite here yet<br />
can prob get em any time at booth<br />
you can get ALL THE THINGS at the defector's party<br />
old stuff super cheap<br />
new stuff super normal price<br />
<br />
elections<br />
two hours! long meeting! think of stories!<br />
platforms due friday<br />
<br />
booth shifts<br />
and minutes hiatus<br />
<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
months ago we made an allocation to buy steven a gumball<br />
and made a motion to buy steven a gumball<br />
and exec HAS NOT PULLED THROUGH<br />
apparently there is no motion? so we don't have to do SHIT<br />
<br />
we STILL don't have an apache attack helicopter<br />
<br />
we DID buy worms an apple though<br />
<br />
R7 party,<br />
roselawn 7, 9pm, saturday<br />
<br />
we are now in purple</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7338Minutes2016-04-11T21:36:05Z<p>Zhg: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160411|2016-04-11]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160406&diff=7313MinutesExec201604062016-04-06T21:52:16Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS mike had a couple days is training a grad student in the lab it's awkward skye had a couple days they wer..."</p>
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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
mike<br />
had a couple days<br />
is training a grad student in the lab<br />
it's awkward<br />
<br />
skye<br />
had a couple days<br />
they were too long and too short at the same time<br />
<br />
dillon<br />
had a couple of days<br />
watched history of japan on youtube<br />
<br />
erin<br />
had a day<br />
started with pretending to use a microscope so a prof could prove he's working with undergrads<br />
maybe? jobs?<br />
<br />
zora<br />
had a day<br />
shipped 16 packages<br />
tomorrow 3<br />
that's their life now<br />
<br />
joe<br />
had a day<br />
is in the slow process of manufacturing a circadian rhythm for himself<br />
wrote up the rules of go in code<br />
<br />
murphy<br />
had a day<br />
listening to the mountain goats<br />
fb headphones SUCK<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
move on<br />
schedule<br />
2:00 pick up truck<br />
dillon and meg (maybe a third person to have extra truck driver)<br />
craig also<br />
3:00 booth chairs arrive<br />
we will dominate stever<br />
floor stuff going in the truck<br />
also wall flats<br />
all getting piled in the loading bay<br />
other piles of stuff we're gonna hand carry<br />
4:00 members start to show up<br />
hard hats<br />
skye's in charge<br />
5:45 packing should be done<br />
6:00 move on time<br />
release the truck<br />
release the hand carries<br />
a few people scurry over to help unload the truck immediately<br />
exec will be there to help if necessary<br />
dillon needs to buy soda, but not extra snacks<br />
pizza<br />
skye and mike will handle it<br />
call after the truck leaves<br />
other booth stuff<br />
posting<br />
spam all the channels<br />
erin will poke at the alumni<br />
build week times<br />
11pm to 11am probably<br />
booth chairs get there early and leave late<br />
good luck kids<br />
watch shifts<br />
we're good on those<br />
dylan's in charge of communicating to people who are signed up the day before<br />
shirts<br />
maddy is making them tomorrow after 11:30am<br />
help is good<br />
we have one extra in every size<br />
first aid kit<br />
we have two<br />
at least one of them is stocked<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
buggy shirts<br />
murphy put in the order<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
defector's party<br />
real time: 2:30 - 5:30, stever dining room<br />
exec time: 1:30 - 6:00<br />
setup<br />
stuff<br />
2x12 for the signing<br />
shirts<br />
bring<br />
sell for $5<br />
food<br />
mike and dillon ordered a cake<br />
pickup is 1<br />
jim jams<br />
order it next week<br />
chips n drinks<br />
mike and dillon will get at costco<br />
emailing<br />
erin should email now again<br />
or this weekend<br />
soon<br />
<br />
ANNUAL MEETING<br />
communication<br />
make a post with all the scheduling<br />
dues deadline<br />
platforms due<br />
the actual meeting<br />
exec:<br />
edit the handbook for your positions before the meeting<br />
email candidates with a general job description<br />
transition meeting<br />
after elections, mike will send out a when2meet<br />
we'll try to have an hour long meeting with everybody<br />
things transfer over immediately upon election<br />
the old treasurer needs to make an anouncement about the state of the treasury<br />
the new treasurer<br />
needs to make the allocation to replenish the discretionary fund<br />
motions to set dues<br />
<br />
NEXT NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
USA<br />
it's our job to reserve a table and a room<br />
dillon is doing that now<br />
2315<br />
and a credit card thing<br />
it's new exec's job, butt out<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
article 9<br />
updating stuff (it's up to murphy)<br />
github<br />
wiki<br />
bridge<br />
dropbox<br />
website?<br />
afs<br />
notifications<br />
zora will send an email once murphy's done the updates<br />
typo<br />
there's a sentence fragment that means nothing<br />
the future membership can deal with it<br />
future changes<br />
people in the body want to<br />
they can! it can be their problem<br />
it's not exec's job<br />
handbook stuff<br />
worry about it after the annual meeting because we don't have time<br />
<br />
radio in the office<br />
we're hosting radio club<br />
there'll be a mac mini and an antenna in the office<br />
don't touch it. don't.<br />
dillon will mark it<br />
if it gets knocked down, call dillon immediately<br />
like. call<br />
we should let board game club know<br />
dillon will send an email<br />
radio person's name is Matt Siko<br />
dillon's letting him in (no key card)<br />
<br />
group photo<br />
geek? eat? photo?<br />
from last year<br />
we could just take a photo on monday?<br />
mike will ask when they need it</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7312Minutes2016-04-06T21:41:55Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
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*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br />
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<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160406|2016-04-06]]<br />
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<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
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[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160404&diff=7311Minutes201604042016-04-05T12:44:07Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS mike had a weekend went to pix learned a lot about indy comics skye had a weekend stuff happened ..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
went to pix<br />
learned a lot about indy comics<br />
<br />
skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
stuff happened<br />
<br />
dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
work on booth! work on capstone!<br />
lotta work on capstone<br />
EVENT via craig<br />
MOVE ON!<br />
4:00pm on friday in the kage<br />
you need a wristband first<br />
craig will email<br />
it takes a loooong time<br />
we're gonna have a truck!<br />
<br />
erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
bin a lil rough<br />
made special edition pravda<br />
(meow?)<br />
oh prrrravda<br />
<br />
zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
went to pix<br />
mike is the best<br />
pix is a lot<br />
<br />
joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
involved yknow, family<br />
the carnegie science center is pretty cool<br />
you can be the entire water cycle at a table<br />
<br />
murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
discovered a new tv show<br />
"crazy ex girlfriend"<br />
terrible title<br />
really good show??<br />
music and interesting<br />
please talk to him about it<br />
<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
kgb furries<br />
awooo<br />
<br />
abrupt inpenetrable disguise<br />
reports<br />
<br />
eat the candy at the front of the room<br />
pass it around<br />
<br />
exec get it together<br />
recsec success<br />
but only in appearances<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
watch shifts and stuff<br />
we need YOU to sign up for them<br />
booth heroes:<br />
worms, friday, 5-7<br />
skye, thurs, 9 - 11<br />
erin, thurs, 9 - 11<br />
cliff, sat, 1-3<br />
espy, sat, 9 - 11<br />
rin, sat, 9 - 11<br />
espy, thurs, 5 - 7<br />
espy, thurs, 9 - 10<br />
please also sign up on facebook!<br />
<br />
NOMCOM<br />
nominations<br />
rin for recsec<br />
skye withdraw for 1vp<br />
harry withdraw for corsec, s@a<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
this is not worms' fault<br />
build week is not frieder's fault<br />
<br />
motion to take off the table the amendment to article 9 of our bylaws<br />
have there been times where these would hvae been used<br />
response: yes.<br />
it's not meant to be to the standard of a lawyer<br />
but it is meant to be better written than the rest of the bylaws<br />
we've checked off with SA--there was a meeting<br />
what's being changed<br />
we've completely rewritten article 9<br />
it's very long so we can't go over the details<br />
we changed the processes for reprimand, suspension, and expulsion<br />
we also added probation<br />
we involved student activities a lot more<br />
we also made it so that the general body does NOT vote on expulsion<br />
so that there's not a witch trial<br />
instead exec does the vote, with advice from SA<br />
there are no guidelines for minimum offences<br />
the point of this is to remove the need for cultural memory, but we are relying on that for the actual extremity of offence<br />
why was the line drawn where it was?<br />
response:<br />
we added nuance to the proceedings--it's less all or nothing<br />
we also ran out of time, and we had to prioritize the process<br />
if you want to make amendments to this (if it passes), you can go through the amendment process<br />
as explained in the bylaws<br />
this gives exec quite a bit of power<br />
it also sort of mandates exec to be more involved in peoples' personal lives<br />
if it passes people should hold exec accountable--they will be<br />
we've had bad execs before<br />
orgs don't implode just because the exec board treats people unfairly<br />
(in other words, the org could still be running if mistreatment were happening)<br />
response: we wanted to make exec be REQUIRED to try to help<br />
that's also why we've so thoroughly wrapped SA into the process<br />
as a check on exec, so they can hopefully detect if things are going off<br />
confidentiality<br />
response:<br />
suspension does not require notification<br />
exec must announce expulsion, but does not have to announce the name of the member<br />
they must disclose it if asked<br />
they must also show evidence of the meeting with SA if asked<br />
we tried to balance accountability with protecting people who need to be protected<br />
question: is there anything requiring that something be kept confidential<br />
response: no<br />
there is a delay before announcing expulsion<br />
(the person being expelled must be notified first)<br />
we're going to discuss it in the exec handbook, but we have no conclusions yet<br />
the accuser also has a say on confidentiality in the appeals process<br />
protecting parties in the event of expulsion (any parties)<br />
response: we don't discuss the whole issue in an announcement of expulsion<br />
if the issue is already widely known, it just was<br />
in the new bylaws, people are more protected in that there is not a public expulsion vote<br />
while the name is not private, it does not need to be broadcast<br />
comment on exec's role in the kgb's social lives<br />
like, what's in the handbook, what is motivation<br />
response:<br />
things have come up before, and in the past exec has said that it wasn't their problem<br />
in making the amendment more clear, we're trying to make it clearer what will happen when people go to exec<br />
and also make it easier for exec to do things<br />
how well that works will depend on the exec<br />
but what does this mean for non-kgb events<br />
response:<br />
we don't have juristiction there<br />
motion to make this a secret ballot<br />
passes<br />
we're doing that<br />
there's a hole<br />
expulsion doesn't actually TECHNICALLY restrict people from going to meetings/event stuff<br />
though it can be interpreted that way<br />
response:<br />
this really does no worse than the existing article<br />
also this amendment is meant to be a start. you can always ammend it--please do<br />
motion to vote<br />
<br />
back out to old business<br />
<br />
untable the last committee that mike will make as president<br />
motion to table for one week<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
i don't wanna miss a thing<br />
motion for a roll call vote<br />
owen would like to call a roll call vote on me, owen<br />
ROLL<br />
motion for a roll call vote on whether we should have a roll call vote on owen<br />
motion to return all wroiting implements to their rightful owners<br />
<br />
BACK TO OLD BUSINESS<br />
article 9<br />
PASSES, by over a 2/3 motion<br />
<br />
BACK TO NEW BUSINESS<br />
we are not doing the roll call vote<br />
a vote against voting on owen is a vote against owen<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
we have an event<br />
it's craig's event<br />
MOVE ON<br />
4pm<br />
stever kage<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $150 for food and supplies moveon<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for supplies for booth<br />
we're good<br />
passes<br />
<br />
allocation not to exceed $60 for booth shirts<br />
objection<br />
motion for a roll call vote<br />
NO<br />
motion for secret<br />
N0<br />
passes<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $280 for kgbuggy shirts<br />
we're overordering<br />
theyre expensive, but subsidized by booth shirts<br />
passes<br />
<br />
we are now in purple<br />
<br />
BACK TO ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
elections are a thing<br />
pay your dues<br />
<br />
booth<br />
builds on tuesday and thursday!<br />
both at 6:30!<br />
please go!<br />
moveons friday!<br />
you need to sign a waiver but we haven't gotten it yet<br />
carnival committee hasn't sent it out yet<br />
we'll send info to you<br />
pickup<br />
noon - 4:00 on friday in the uc<br />
and then you can pick em up on midway after that<br />
non cmu students<br />
you can't technically help but you can sign the waiver and be on midway!<br />
and we can use you for other stuff<br />
we love you<br />
booth shifts<br />
anyone can do them<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
increasingly real out of order club<br />
roll call vote on owen this weekend<br />
join our club<br />
no nonsense out of order zone<br />
<br />
pitt is having a charity thing<br />
it's on saturday<br />
$5 to get in<br />
8am to midnight<br />
harry's djing at 10pm<br />
<br />
return all writing utensils to rightful owners<br />
return all lefting utensils to leftful owners</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7310Minutes2016-04-05T12:43:41Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160404|2016-04-04]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160330&diff=7309MinutesExec201603302016-03-30T21:51:35Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a couple days sleep schedule is shifted ...has to get up at 9 on saturday skye had a couple of days ..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a couple days<br />
sleep schedule is shifted<br />
...has to get up at 9 on saturday<br />
<br />
skye<br />
had a couple of days<br />
there were things<br />
<br />
dillon<br />
had a couple of days<br />
things are okay<br />
<br />
erin<br />
had a couple of days<br />
things due<br />
no time<br />
no motivation<br />
<br />
zora<br />
had a couple of days<br />
<br />
joe<br />
had a couple days<br />
has downloaded 300k archived records of go games over the past two days<br />
<br />
murphy<br />
aasdguh had a day<br />
was very determined to get to class<br />
class was cancelled<br />
woulda known if he'd gone to the one on monday<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
destress table<br />
friday during the day<br />
redo business cards?<br />
<br />
gbgc/pajamas<br />
friday at the normal time and the normal place<br />
people not here<br />
murphy might not be there because he literally has jury duty<br />
maddy's thing opens at 6:00, some other folks might be late<br />
layout<br />
the room with the food is the not fort room<br />
so:<br />
A is no fort<br />
B is fort<br />
C is whatever<br />
<br />
MONDAY<br />
announcements<br />
nominations again<br />
(pay dues)<br />
booth<br />
we've got watch times<br />
we're going to try to fill them over the weekend<br />
but if we don't succeed we need to fill them on monday<br />
we also need to get people to staff the booth<br />
happening at the beginning of meeting<br />
TRY to keep it short<br />
...wristbands?<br />
friday april 8th<br />
amendment<br />
we should do it right after the thing (within old business)<br />
take the discussion from the table<br />
discuss until 5:05ish<br />
try to keep it to one exec answer per question<br />
motion for a rollcall vote<br />
and vote<br />
if it passes:<br />
erin will deal with the wiki and on the bridge<br />
we should send out an email?<br />
(murphy cleaned out the bylaws folder and added ed's amendment)<br />
allocations<br />
shirts<br />
defectors party<br />
move on<br />
in schmucks--we're a support network (by skye)<br />
<br />
NEXT NEXT WEEK'S EVENT (4/16)<br />
defectors<br />
cake joke<br />
"CONGRATION YOU OLD"<br />
announcments<br />
erin will do the list and the facebook<br />
dillon got us on the list<br />
gotta go to costco this weekend<br />
we can order jim jams next week<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT (4/8): MOVE ON<br />
truck packin<br />
dillon and craig have talked about it<br />
schedule<br />
2:00 pick up truck<br />
3:00 booth chairs arrive<br />
4:00 first call<br />
5:45 packing until<br />
6:00 move on time<br />
booth chairs will all be at exec next week<br />
truck driver?<br />
dillon might be able to get meg<br />
she's expressed willingness<br />
dillon will confirm today<br />
food<br />
buy food at costco this weekend<br />
we are OUT<br />
also gatorade<br />
antoons run for the day of<br />
mike and skye are in charge<br />
alumni<br />
hype it up<br />
ask our friends<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
shirts<br />
booth<br />
people filled out the order form<br />
maddy picked gold for color<br />
the form and spreadsheet are in the drive<br />
buggy<br />
right now we have 7 orders<br />
but, we can over order and have extra<br />
they're subsidized by the booth shirts in the short term<br />
<br />
nomcom<br />
reeeeeal quick on monday<br />
they'll start checking membership and stuff after the 4th<br />
<br />
server stuff<br />
dillon has passed the torch to joe (and murphy)</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7308Minutes2016-03-30T21:44:43Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160330|2016-03-30]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160328&diff=7307Minutes201603282016-03-28T21:36:20Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a weekend involved booth aquarium! theft! actions not endorsed by the kgb Skye ..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
involved booth<br />
aquarium!<br />
theft!<br />
actions not endorsed by the kgb<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
zombies! great!<br />
then parents<br />
no sleep nothing done<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
threw a puzzlehunt saturday (oh god)<br />
booth build on sunday!<br />
EVENT<br />
KGB Pajama Party 2: electric boogaloo<br />
(GBGC in disguise)<br />
Board games! Pajamas! Soft things!<br />
PH a18*, friday, 7pm<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
on saturday probably did something<br />
on sunday wnet to booth and did more. things.<br />
made a pravda!<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
bad at postage<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
there was not much sleep<br />
also parallel<br />
measured a shit ton of ply for booth<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
was there the event? no. concert.<br />
puzzlehunt!<br />
<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
making dylan happy<br />
while he is happy people went to booth, he also just got accepted to comp bio!!<br />
...he's supposed to report his acceptance back on april fools<br />
<br />
sad airplane<br />
<br />
ad hoc tech is hard<br />
frieder has custom keyboard shortcuts that fuck up his way to make newlines<br />
<br />
hopefulness<br />
harry has two exams on april fools day<br />
<br />
misap april fools<br />
jaws. in the pool. not a joke.<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
less than 2 weeks until move on<br />
people came to builds!<br />
please come to builds<br />
we've gotten stuff doneeeeee<br />
also there's a new build!<br />
tues 6:30 - 9:30<br />
<br />
spring carnival committee committee<br />
everything is great<br />
nothing is wrong<br />
<br />
march is the new may<br />
yeah pretty much that<br />
<br />
shit i read in the tartan<br />
someone stole a cardboard cutout of david tepper<br />
why<br />
<br />
NOMCOM<br />
pay your dues by next week!!<br />
they'll clean up the spreadsheet before nominations<br />
nominations<br />
rin for corsec<br />
dylan for 2vp<br />
joe for 1vp<br />
murphy for 1vp<br />
presentation! how voting works.<br />
annual meeting is april 18 at 4:30<br />
it loooong<br />
platforms!<br />
if you're running for a thing, write a platform for the thing<br />
just one platform, but include the stuff you're running for<br />
speech<br />
1 min to speak<br />
1 speech per position<br />
you don't have to speak<br />
the color of elections is purple<br />
positions are elected in descendingorder of rank<br />
nomcom is proctors<br />
they don't have to be but it keeps happening<br />
voting<br />
there are ballots!<br />
you'll get a piece of paper<br />
you have to use the ballot from the correct round<br />
it will be displayed<br />
they are anonymous<br />
ed will burn them afterwards<br />
write the ANDREW ID<br />
it doesn't count if it's not perfectly correct<br />
there's a process for counting and eliminating<br />
the proctors know how, you can check the process in the bylaws<br />
or ask ed<br />
absentee ballots<br />
you have to email them to nomcom by monday, april 18, at? noon?<br />
one vote per position<br />
answers to questions<br />
everyone who is a voting member can vote, even if they're on nomcom or nominated<br />
there's a bylaws rule that says the slate isn't valid if we could possibly run out of people for later positions<br />
basically we can't do elections if there's a possibility that we would end up with an empty position<br />
if you wanna withdraw, just contact nomcom<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
having to have the spirit of the thing isn't sam's fault<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
motion to creat a standing rule<br />
like, a rule that everyone has to be standing<br />
this is discriminatory to people who can't stand up<br />
there's nothing in our bylaws that says we can't<br />
actually, student activities says we can't<br />
ACTUALLY, they say we need to have something in our bylaws<br />
we. don't.<br />
ammend rule to "all kgb members during a GBM must be standing up as high and for as long as they are able"<br />
passes<br />
we would have to be standing until we make a motion to sit<br />
change all "standing" to "sitting"<br />
passes<br />
this is now the sitting rule<br />
only mike has to follow standing rules<br />
change all "sitting" to "dancing"<br />
fails<br />
change all "sitting" to "sitting on the floor"<br />
what if ed can't sit down all teh way can he just lean<br />
if walls are just vertical floors, are chairs just raised floors<br />
nope they're chairs<br />
fails<br />
motion to change all rules to sitting on the floor<br />
NO<br />
so if you don't follow a standing rule does that mean that you won't stand for this<br />
fyi this requires people to sit as high as they are able for as long as they are able<br />
the floor is lava committee approves<br />
has there ever been an emu as tall as this emu<br />
HEY DOWN IN FRONT<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
motion to make all the standing rules sit down<br />
this would make squid, point of blank, and spoontinudigu sit down<br />
they'd have to sit down at the end of the year anyway<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
the outlet for my insanity: to vent my frustration at the goddamn lack of outlets in this room<br />
so yesterday skye was in a meeting<br />
and there was a really high outlet<br />
and skye almost died<br />
change insanity to "insamity"<br />
PASSES<br />
motion to make this committee sit down<br />
it wants to be comfortable<br />
motion to make the outlet sit down<br />
you can try<br />
if you just SCREAM into the power hole you should get some electrons<br />
change insamity to innanity<br />
fails<br />
ad hoc you're green with it: generating electricity from screams seems like a great premise for a movie<br />
the outlet is sitting down, it's just sitting down as high as it can<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to Harry, either harry or murphy will chair<br />
<br />
i took a class in electrons once: to say technically correct but unhelpful things about electrons<br />
change "electrons" to "power hole"<br />
passes<br />
dillon was usin wolfram alpha<br />
10pf is not 10 pico ferrads. it means 10 per fortnight<br />
as an electrical engineer, joe is very positive about electrons<br />
all the (ex) physics majors express their hatred of physics<br />
PASSES<br />
$5 to erin, anyone who has taken a class where they mention the word electon<br />
<br />
amendment questions<br />
basically, exec CAN expel someone via just themselves.<br />
there are intervening steps and checks, but the power is with exec<br />
rationale for the whole amendment?<br />
gross stuff has happened in the KGB in the past, and ultimately we're just a bunch of college kids<br />
we've structured this to be a guide and to involve student activities--adults<br />
skye says: a big thank you to EVERYONE who helped, if anyone wants to help or make any comments, talk to skye<br />
(or any of us)<br />
joe says: also, that segment hadn't been changed in FIFTEEN years<br />
our body has changed, and so have the times<br />
they needed an update<br />
were the existing procedures ever used?<br />
not really<br />
they didn't really help guide the users<br />
so why will THIS be used, if these weren't?<br />
we tried to change how things start<br />
we go into detail about when someone comes to exec with a problem<br />
we've also added probation, which will hopefully facilitate better options<br />
since dillon has been on the board, we've had to deal with at least one situation requiring this article<br />
we felt that the options were either too extreme or not enough<br />
in conjunction with student activities, we figured out what to do<br />
this amendment pretty much came out of that experience, and what we felt the bylaws didn't help us with<br />
joe's take<br />
right now, the section also only revokes membership privileges<br />
so if someone NOT technically a member did bad stuff, we had no official capacity to keep the general body safe<br />
also, suspension<br />
the powers of suspension were super limited<br />
if something happened during booth, the scope was super short and ineffectual<br />
what is the set of situations that could trigger the article?<br />
basically, someone has to bring a complaint<br />
we don't have a list of "valid offenses"<br />
we are still going to work on one--if you want to work on it, we are open to the help<br />
are there parts that keep the procedures from being abused?<br />
sort answer: yes<br />
exec has power, but for most actions ALL--or 2/3s--of exec would have to be corrupt/bad/etc<br />
can the amendement be amended<br />
yes, but we would have to withdraw it and then resubmit<br />
basically, any amendments would have to be handled by the next exec because of how close we are to the annual meeting<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food and supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
general chaos committee reports<br />
<br />
motion to disband the kgb<br />
dilatory<br />
<br />
motion to grant murphy the tile of general chaos<br />
change to "you have to remain standing as high and for as long as you are able"<br />
LOUD SOUND<br />
this change is dilatory because this motion has not purpose<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
pajama party<br />
board games<br />
soft things<br />
warm<br />
PH A18* 7pm friday<br />
<br />
zombies<br />
post mortum bh255A<br />
tomorrow 7:30<br />
go talk<br />
<br />
voting elections<br />
pay dues<br />
do it by next weke<br />
<br />
ctfws rules<br />
tonight 8pm wean 8427 (judges room)<br />
if you're interested come by<br />
stuff changes!<br />
<br />
shirts<br />
we have a new buggy shirt<br />
and a new booth shirt<br />
go to cmukgb.org/ordershirts to order shirts<br />
<br />
exec<br />
weds 4:30 uc 306<br />
join us<br />
<br />
voting amendment<br />
info about the thing at cmukgb.org/article9<br />
we'll be voting on it next week (april 4)<br />
there will be discussion for the bulk of the meeting<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
sigbovik<br />
friday 5pm in rashid<br />
frieder is presenting<br />
also others<br />
it's very serious<br />
<br />
frame gallery<br />
friday 6pm<br />
maddy and heather cowie<br />
sludge girl theory<br />
<br />
sat april 9<br />
at pitt<br />
harry is djing<br />
8am to 12am the next day<br />
10 to 11pm is harry<br />
$5 donation<br />
profits go to the children's hospital<br />
<br />
cmu computer club<br />
8 to 11pm, sat april 2<br />
retro gaming!<br />
<br />
worms on amendment: thanks exec for going through it</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7306Minutes2016-03-28T21:36:08Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160328|2016-03-28]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160323&diff=7305MinutesExec201603232016-03-23T21:39:34Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a couple days pulled an all nighter on monday sleep is a question Skye had a couple days it's bee..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a couple days<br />
pulled an all nighter on monday<br />
sleep is a question<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a couple days<br />
it's been a time<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
there are not enough hours in a day<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a day<br />
has been sick the past couple days<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a day<br />
v tired<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a day<br />
has been workng on parallel almost nonstop for about 24 hours<br />
someone is running the os kernal simulator on EVERYTHING<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a couple days<br />
too MUCH sleep<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
Karaoke<br />
7pm MMA14<br />
We should put a sign on breed hall to redirect people maybe<br />
erin will make singsnap happen if necessary<br />
dillon will get snacks<br />
<br />
<br />
zombies<br />
it ends around 5 on friday<br />
skye will try to bring as many people to the event as possible<br />
the trick is to talk to the police twice a day<br />
they are very appreciative<br />
(apparently they think parking services is full of dicks)<br />
the new resupply mechanic?<br />
not great, not terrible<br />
(CMU had a bomb threat so they can't do the briefcase anymore)<br />
selfie mechanism?<br />
eeeeeeh it's rough<br />
there's a lot of fumbling<br />
joe is gonna be on call (on the cart)<br />
the fb sticker is an important cultural artifact<br />
(it's pusheen bouncing in a cardboard box)<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
pajama night<br />
7pm, dillon's gonna try to reserve a18*<br />
<br />
FUTURE EVENTS<br />
move on<br />
move on time 6pm flat for the truck<br />
apparently handcarry is much later?<br />
the truck<br />
15ft<br />
dillon'll talk later about packing<br />
2pm pickup that day<br />
prob just gonna park it in morewood lot<br />
can probably fit all the flats in the truck<br />
the plan<br />
ask people to show up at 3:30<br />
pack until 6<br />
we need to pack everything we need for levelling in the truck<br />
craig will deliberate and report next week<br />
all booth chairs should be here april 6<br />
builds<br />
good job with the shame dylan<br />
time to start poking people<br />
booth shirts<br />
order form is out<br />
dillon will order them next wednesday<br />
maddy will make the color choice<br />
once we get the shirts, maddy will do the printing the following weekend<br />
lumber<br />
there are lots of people who are 21 and can drive soooooo time to go buy wood<br />
<br />
defectors<br />
we need a lot of things<br />
rooms<br />
normally we do stever<br />
has kitchen, separate party area<br />
and it's next to midway (only not anymore)<br />
the big room in porter (PH 125C)<br />
it's closer to midway this year<br />
we could reserve a room up the hall for prep?<br />
decided: 2:30 stever<br />
schedule form<br />
thx tim<br />
dillon is filling it out<br />
(defector''''s''')<br />
decorations?<br />
eh<br />
supplies<br />
plank for signatures<br />
long roll of paper<br />
markers and shit<br />
food<br />
jim jams<br />
cake<br />
come up with a saying!<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
nomcom<br />
it's fine<br />
our slate is valid<br />
<br />
digital stuff<br />
zombies website<br />
is. somewhere. maybe.<br />
joe should ask dillon<br />
our server is moving from cmukgb.club to kgb.club<br />
TIME FOR JOE TO CARRY THE TORCH<br />
<br />
dropbox<br />
we should probably boot marlena<br />
whoops<br />
murphy is doing it<br />
<br />
amendment vote<br />
people need to pay their dues like n o w<br />
zora and mike will be there early<br />
office hours have been chill<br />
skye's been meeting with people independently, we'll address that feedback this weekend</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7304Minutes2016-03-23T21:39:19Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160323|2016-03-23]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160321&diff=7303Minutes201603212016-03-21T21:36:23Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a weekend friend came to pittsburgh! he got into heinz? we think showed him how everything is broken ..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
friend came to pittsburgh!<br />
he got into heinz? we think<br />
showed him how everything is broken<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
booth<br />
things turned colors<br />
zombies!<br />
many $1 bills<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
greek sing<br />
was at soldiers and sailors for like 40 hours<br />
EVENT<br />
Karaoke<br />
(or so dillon has been told)<br />
7pm, Breed hall<br />
sing poorly<br />
to lyrics on a screen and with friends<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
between thurs and sat, spent 49.5 percent of time at soldiers and sailors<br />
(submit to pravdaaaaa)<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
had homework to do!<br />
did so many things!<br />
not homework!<br />
but at least it was fun<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
featured:<br />
nightmare food<br />
winning an electrician lottery<br />
complicated day<br />
machine learning will rule us all (probably not)<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
is worms<br />
had a weekend<br />
invited a bunch of people to his house to drink<br />
was the only person drinking<br />
forgot that zombies started<br />
showed up without ANYTHING. AT ALL <br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
nomcom!<br />
accidentally assembled for three hours in a stairwell on saturday<br />
nominations!<br />
tim for pittsedent<br />
frieder for corsec<br />
worms for pittsedent<br />
worms defers and asks people to vote for tim<br />
dylan for corsec<br />
dylan for treasurer<br />
<br />
??? places:<br />
nika has been in detroit<br />
people just decided to let 52 kids LOOSE in detroit<br />
"go ahead, be back at 8!"<br />
got on a SHITTY subway, got off nowhere<br />
couldn'g find food<br />
everything was closed<br />
"usually we have food, but today we don't bc st patty's day"<br />
everyone's phone was dead<br />
got outsmarted by an elevator<br />
detroit is beautiful<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
saturday was great! stuff got done!<br />
oneeeee person came to sunday's build<br />
MOVEON IS HELLA SOON Y'ALL COME TO BUILDS<br />
thurs 6:30 - 9:30<br />
sat 2 - 5<br />
sun 1:30 - 4:30<br />
<br />
wtf<br />
ed saw a guy on a motorized skateboard<br />
<br />
people who look good in eyeliner<br />
frieder<br />
<br />
internet is for weird shit<br />
there's an amazing minute and a half long vid that's from some japanese competition show<br />
"base clarinet showdown"<br />
two people with v small lung capacities and no skills<br />
whoever can successfully play ANYTHING wins<br />
<br />
storytelling<br />
skye used to work at dcyo<br />
the smallest young child with a large bass, stacked together, will eventually produce music<br />
<br />
shit i read on the tartan<br />
no incident rept about ab tech accidentally parking a truck in the middle of forbes<br />
(the engine died)<br />
they had to tow it awya<br />
it might be permadead<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
not bringing the spirti of the thing back next week is steven's fault<br />
<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
gillysuit: to find teh tallest person, put them in a gillysuit, and have them hide in a bush<br />
what's a gillysuit<br />
a morphsuit covered in moss<br />
what's a person<br />
ok<br />
what's a bush<br />
an expres<br />
there's a thing where people just dress up as trees<br />
it's really disturbing?<br />
(which turbing?)<br />
(this guy)<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to skey, anyone woilling to wear a gilly suit<br />
<br />
cold business: to rember all instances of cold business re the kgb<br />
change purpose to "monetize giving people the common cold"<br />
passes<br />
missoury valley something something approves<br />
create the illness sell the cure approves<br />
(xander gave this committee to skye)<br />
ad hoc raining on your parade<br />
there is no cure for cold<br />
missourey valley vape parade doesn't like being associated<br />
committee ot monetize watercycle approves<br />
they actually put the bacteria in a pitri dish and were able to eliminate a lot of it by setting it on fire<br />
skyentology committee would like to appologize<br />
jane has a cold and would like to NOT be set on fire<br />
"is it the common cold, or the COMMUNIST cold?"<br />
"sorry"<br />
(zora lowers the screen by accident)<br />
so this morning in skye's tepper class<br />
they had a competition to create the stupidest graph<br />
skye did "how much hitler controlled the military vs how much germany lost"<br />
it went stragith up<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to steven, disbanded<br />
<br />
people who have bene to a hockey game: GUESS WHY MURPHY KNOWS THE CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHME<br />
it was not from the simpson's episode<br />
append "or attended a first robotics reasonable" to the purpose<br />
the pittsburgh penguins, a fighting team with a hockey problem<br />
SPORTS<br />
apparently the philly flyers do this too<br />
at least in the 70s<br />
(to be fair, sucking too much IS a hocky problem)<br />
motion to disband steven<br />
motion to reband steven<br />
motion to put steven's band back together<br />
(steven and the stevens)<br />
motion to proband steven<br />
motion to rayban(d) steven<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to brian, steven banded will chair<br />
brian is banking on that person existing<br />
<br />
the common cult: to create common practices for worshiping both rinos and viruses<br />
what is the common core<br />
we shouldn't go here<br />
what is normcore<br />
there's an almost-endangered snake that's a funny joke<br />
the steven-banded something<br />
so what's the uniform for the cult<br />
you should all buy the kgb sweatshirt<br />
isn't this redundant with the kgb as a whole<br />
has that ever stopped us before?<br />
yes, yes it has<br />
what is apple core<br />
PASSES<br />
$3 to joe, joe and xander will chair<br />
<br />
objection committee: a place to put all the objections<br />
dylan actually approves<br />
has steven shown you his attourney's badge<br />
can we make this an objective place to put them<br />
sure<br />
is it a place for objectionable objections<br />
yep<br />
let's make sure we're not objectifying them<br />
what if we wasnt to put them somewhere subjective<br />
predicate?<br />
eat your HAMBURGER apollo<br />
oh i get it<br />
objection jection what's your fection<br />
bijection<br />
interjection<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, anyone who says objection in the next 3 secs<br />
<br />
the hivemind: zooop. zooop. zooop.<br />
covered in bees<br />
change first letter in commitee's name to an "l"<br />
passes<br />
WASPS ARE NOT AN UPGRADE<br />
can we upgrade to the GIANT VENEMOUS JAPAN HORNETS<br />
i guess<br />
wait maybe we should. go back to bees.<br />
they have honey<br />
earwax or something<br />
dillon's hand is comfortable like that<br />
bees?<br />
red, mediterranian, black, dead, ????<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, anyone who chairs the objection committee will chair<br />
<br />
convenient conversions: to aks amazon echo trollish questions<br />
it's got a sense of humor<br />
that went too fast for me to type but tim feel free to add<br />
it was a metrics joke<br />
frieder's friends's parents have an amazon echo AND a daughter named alexa<br />
and they like yelling<br />
it was weird<br />
why would you have your amazon echo tell you shit jokes when you can just exist near wroms<br />
for the record he said that i'm not editorializing<br />
NERDS<br />
thaaaat's numberwang<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to tim, tim will chair<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
jane threefoot pun therapy committee: to tell enough bad jokes that jane gets so hot headed that it will, as it does, cure her head cold<br />
fun fact, physicists get to redefine physics at any point they wish<br />
THAAAT'S PHYISCS<br />
out of order committee reports<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to brian, jane will chair<br />
brina transrers ownership to jane<br />
<br />
decision making committee; i am a squid today<br />
change name to flip a coun<br />
passes<br />
cahnge name to flip a kgbitcoin committe<br />
passes<br />
is this film clib?<br />
change name to flip a coin and then do something arbitrary<br />
passes<br />
how would you describe the tails design of the kgbitcoin<br />
it sure si a boring butt<br />
the sds department has a decisionmaking committee<br />
this feels like a problem for stat<br />
heads, you do the thing you want<br />
tails, you flipped the coin incorrectly and reflip<br />
the stats dept flipped 500 pennies a couple million times<br />
it's headweighted like 5%<br />
or .5%<br />
or .05%?<br />
those are very different numbers, i wasn't listening<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, skye will chair<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $30 to cover the total cost of hvz<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $2 to purchase a d20 for nomcom in case y'all can't decide<br />
in what situation do we have 20 CANDIDATES ALL TIED<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
KARAOKE wow caps ok<br />
it's where you dig your own grave and then sing from it<br />
we're in THIS ROOM MMA14<br />
7pm friday<br />
it'll be real fun<br />
<br />
amendment<br />
exec has office hours!<br />
please come and give us feedback<br />
mon ph a19c 7:30<br />
weds 12pm - 1pm weh 5316<br />
and 530 - 630 uc 306<br />
thurs 8pm -9pm weh 5316<br />
there are documents (actual amendment, readable version) on fb<br />
if you're interested n adding to resources for readable doc please do that<br />
please come<br />
and DEFINITELY please read through it<br />
this is pretty serious<br />
and it's important that everyone's on board and understands where it's coming from<br />
and we're really interested in everyone's thoughts<br />
<br />
voting<br />
pay your dues by the 4th!<br />
<br />
zombies is happening<br />
play<br />
<br />
shirts<br />
we have booth shrits and buggy shirts!<br />
we'll have a form tonight or before wednesday<br />
you'll want to order before next meeting<br />
we'll make many announcements<br />
<br />
booth<br />
come! move on in 19 days<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
motion to create the motherfucking out of order committee<br />
<br />
puzzlehunt this weeekend<br />
www.puzzlehunt.club<br />
register there<br />
<br />
computer club<br />
talk on cobal (kobal?)<br />
punchin cards<br />
weds 5421 8pm<br />
<br />
expii<br />
needs content writers!<br />
you gotta like math and science and talking! don't worry about being GOOD at them<br />
zora hasn't passed calc and they're a math writer it's all good<br />
email michelle@expii.com<br />
this is paid<br />
<br />
itr<br />
on saturday<br />
10pm wean 4</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7302Minutes2016-03-21T21:36:10Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160321|2016-03-21]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160316&diff=7301MinutesExec201603162016-03-16T21:38:25Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a two days went to a grad school interview students said they'd hear back by monday hasn't heard back Sky..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a two days<br />
went to a grad school interview<br />
students said they'd hear back by monday<br />
hasn't heard back<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a two days<br />
we have the fence<br />
by accident<br />
loooots of darts<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
days<br />
doing everything that's immediately due and little else<br />
it's not great but it's gettin him places<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had two days<br />
is in pre-greek sing mode<br />
but also homework<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had two days<br />
concept of time no longer exists<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a two days<br />
now actually HAS a sense of time<br />
(sorry zora)<br />
might have new rules for ctfws<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had days<br />
paralyzed by stress and fear and indecision<br />
so that's not great<br />
advisor made things potentially better???<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
ACTUALLY improv night<br />
(whoops)<br />
PH all of the 2nd floor rooms, 7pm<br />
snacks?<br />
they like cookies<br />
people<br />
erin won't be there<br />
everyone else will<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
what do we need to panic about?<br />
art<br />
they need people to do all the things<br />
lines really need to happen<br />
we need paint pens<br />
skye is going to home depot<br />
gonna try to get those box things<br />
also paint pens<br />
also paint for the fence<br />
shirts<br />
dillon got the hookup<br />
which means we have overnight shipping<br />
once we have the design we'll make an order form<br />
meeting about design on thursday<br />
deadline<br />
march 30 is the exec before moveon so we cannot order later than that<br />
form out by the 23rd (this time next exec)<br />
preferably before the 21st<br />
<br />
OTHER SHIRTS<br />
nika gave murphy the design for the kgbuggy shirts<br />
and now murphy's in charge of the order forms, since now there will be two on it<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
Zombies 3/20<br />
2315, 7pm kickoff<br />
then it goes through friday<br />
tabling<br />
right now<br />
also they have the fence<br />
someone is on their way to home depot now for paint<br />
mods<br />
enough!<br />
they've also got characters wrapped<br />
exec is on call to help<br />
one designated person on call on weds?<br />
mike<br />
also joe will literally be part of it<br />
missions are set<br />
signups are going well<br />
skye emailed campus police yesterday<br />
will call if they don't reply by tomorrow<br />
colors are pink and orange this game for armband/headband<br />
rules?<br />
post them publically on the website<br />
also post the website everywhere<br />
skye is putting the link in the agenda<br />
<br />
Karaoke 3/25<br />
prefer breed hall<br />
erin can do the singsnap if necessary<br />
murphy won't be there<br />
<br />
FUTURE EVENTS<br />
4/1 pajama party<br />
prefer a18<br />
IT'S ON APRIL FOOLS DAY IT'S CUTE<br />
defector's party<br />
we have to email the stever housefellow?<br />
dillon did, didn't get a response<br />
backup plan PH 125C<br />
reserve those rooms now<br />
<br />
BYLAWS AMENDMENT<br />
Catchup<br />
Exec has been working on the thing<br />
announced it right before break<br />
we're currently working on writing up the plain text/more readable document<br />
moving forward<br />
we're going to finish up the more readable document over the weekend<br />
we'll announce THAT this weekend/monday<br />
next week we're going to host office hours where people can talk about this thing in person<br />
office hours at like, multiple times<br />
times will be announced before monday the 21st<br />
if people can't make office hours, send exec an email<br />
people can also come to exec<br />
the weekend of the 26th, exec will finalize the document<br />
others can come observe, but the total design will be done<br />
march 28th, exec will submit the document to the general body<br />
so that stuff will happen BEFORE the annual meeting (and also before build week)<br />
april 4th, the general body will vote<br />
(exec is gonna get three separate when2meets so that we can schedule all this)<br />
liz vaughan (SAO liason)<br />
mike is meeting with her tomorrow (march 17) to get her input<br />
murphy will go too<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
credit card shenanigans<br />
joe needs to get re? certified?<br />
he needs to sign stuff tomorros<br />
USA?<br />
making reservation<br />
<br />
nom com<br />
we have a valid slate<br />
they'll do their first pass of legitimacy checking on the 4th<br />
joe (and others) can hound them over the next week<br />
proctors?<br />
nomcom's the proctors<br />
if there are issues tell mike<br />
<br />
meeting?<br />
there were lots of long stories<br />
it was okay but be aware<br />
<br />
"sleds are in the office, shit princess is destroyed"<br />
<br />
ctfws rules meetings<br />
weekly on monday at 8 in the judges room until it's done</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7300Minutes2016-03-16T20:44:32Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160316|2016-03-16]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7299Minutes2016-03-16T20:44:24Z<p>Zhg: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a break<br />
went home<br />
much food<br />
went to johns hopkins<br />
more food<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
is joe<br />
had a break. didn't involve shooting mike, which was a real change of pace<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a break<br />
book packing<br />
lots of anime<br />
an escape room<br />
EVENT<br />
KGB Pajama Party<br />
Friday, 7pm, PH 225*<br />
wear pajama. bring board game. bring blanket. soft.<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a spring break<br />
(suddenly people?)<br />
went to 7 different coffee shops with her mom<br />
spring break woohoo<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a break<br />
SO MANY BOOKS<br />
so many shipped.<br />
shout out to MVP Darryl at the Squill post office for dealing with all our shit<br />
<br />
BACK TO SKYE<br />
had a break<br />
slept in dc<br />
not much<br />
don't throw money at her<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
is skye<br />
had a break<br />
slept in dc<br />
not much<br />
don't throw money at her<br />
is joe<br />
had a break yelled at people about how they were doing robots wrong<br />
then was the personal chef for his family for the week<br />
apparently he's cabbage<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a break<br />
spent spring break in las vegas<br />
with his parents<br />
every night, after they went to bed he would sneak out and...<br />
just sorta wander. for a while. just see the lights.<br />
<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
swear of the week<br />
WANKPUFFIN<br />
<br />
murphy drunktexts frieder<br />
activity, but not as much as you would expect<br />
parody of a vlogbrothers video<br />
IT DID NOT WORK<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
carnival is coming up<br />
time to start building booth MORE<br />
please come paint<br />
no like actually just apply color to a thing<br />
look at old minutes for times!<br />
<br />
ad hoc sending pictures of themselves from a distance<br />
almost murphy<br />
but then he turned around<br />
<br />
om nom nom committee<br />
reminder<br />
gotta pay dues before the meeting on april 11th! and then. attend that meeting.<br />
nominations close on the 11th<br />
nominations<br />
dylan vrana for pres<br />
harry fernandez for pres<br />
joe for 2vp<br />
harry for corsec<br />
harry for recsec<br />
skye for 1vp<br />
nathan for s@a<br />
harry for s@a<br />
espy for s@a<br />
do you pledge to support the republican nominee for president, no matter who they are?<br />
no comment<br />
<br />
literally going insane metaphorically<br />
frieder walked by someone he'd had a class with<br />
he CANNOT figure out what class it was<br />
<br />
kgb rifle assoc in cong iwth gay communist gun club<br />
zombies starts on sunday at 7!<br />
to sign up, go to zombies.cmukgb.org<br />
also nerf war on friday<br />
<br />
the committee to assassinate the president fukcing WRECKED mike<br />
tho murphy killed all of them so<br />
impass?<br />
<br />
ais are conquering all of us in conj combinatorial game theory<br />
an AI has learned how to play go and beating one of the top go players<br />
we're fucked<br />
joe's pumped<br />
<br />
shit jokes in conj with time travel<br />
apologizes<br />
<br />
shit jokes<br />
what happnes when you try to shave a sheep that's wearing armour<br />
shear destruction<br />
<br />
in response:<br />
WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMPPPPP<br />
<br />
committee to not end on that note<br />
b flat<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
lack of tabling is not espy's fault this week<br />
<br />
committee for old business<br />
nyeh<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
procedurally generated shit jokse: what would you call a standard disobeying? a regulation insubordination<br />
what do you mean by procedurally generated?<br />
thank you for asking<br />
there's a twitterbot<br />
@eventhenotion<br />
has it told the best joke three times?<br />
assorted laughter<br />
i don't get it<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to kelly, kelly and the bot will chair<br />
<br />
humans vs philasophical zombies: a campus urban game about the dif between quanta and qualia<br />
they gon' host it<br />
wake up sheeple and you can win<br />
does this game involve nerf guns<br />
probably<br />
imagine you had someone who knew every fact about being shot with a nerf gun<br />
if you shot them, would they learn something new?<br />
imagine you had someone who knew every fact about being shot with a nerf gun<br />
wouldn't that person be greater if they actually existed?<br />
why this<br />
so if you consider machine nerf guns to be the greatest of all nerf guns<br />
then trivially they must exist or else how we would know<br />
i'm gonna punch every philosopher<br />
not hard just<br />
just hard enough to make them annoyed<br />
what about the nerf gun that shoots better nerf guns<br />
ad hoc sell your automata committee approves<br />
annnnnd i lost the plot<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, anyone who violently and by force rejects cartesian dualism<br />
<br />
(mike's hand is just comfortable like this)<br />
<br />
ungoogleable science words: to celebrate all science words that are the same as other words so no matter how much you google you'll never get what you want<br />
cleavage<br />
unrelated: fun game:<br />
find a phrase, out of quotes, that will only give you one google result<br />
latex fucks you up<br />
and then you drop out<br />
ad hoc detexify committee<br />
once someone drew an infinity symbol and it thought it was the batman symbol<br />
motion to replace the infinity symbol with the batman sybol<br />
so moved<br />
the most famous craig morey on the internet is a professional nude photographer<br />
joe's friend from high school,<br />
nerdiest dude you'll ever meet, including you fuckers<br />
he shares a name with a famous ww2 general<br />
nick shares a name with a kid who was kidnapped from canada<br />
they became convinced that their parents had kidnapped them<br />
nude photographer question: is the photographer nude, or the people, or both?<br />
i mean he COULD be nude, we don't see him<br />
there's a photographer in ny who will create small outfits for genitals<br />
and then. photograph them.<br />
she's very serious about it<br />
tim found a news story out of OK that he had just be murdered<br />
or at least someone with his nae<br />
it was fuckin weird<br />
on the photographer:<br />
she would sensor the actual genital bits<br />
so it was just the outfits in crisp detail and then blurs<br />
the website is named dicture gallery<br />
nika found...another website<br />
frieder got hella stereotyped for being a flute player in high school<br />
<br />
PASSES<br />
$5 to erin, anyone who can't google stuff will chair<br />
<br />
the thing takes a vacation: to report from and collect the various locations the thing has visited<br />
motion to ammend "and also take funny pictures of the thing in various places"<br />
passes<br />
hey maybe send those to pravda and it'll be cute<br />
motion to also append "and put the thing in funny little outfits"<br />
passes<br />
motion to task this committee to make a Thing that's bigger and then put it on dippy<br />
we can't. actually do that.<br />
also it doesn't exist yet<br />
tim's great aunt told a story about college hooligans at pitt who decided that it would be really funny if dippy laid an egg<br />
they made the egg out of concrete<br />
and then realized that concrete is really fuckin heavy<br />
the egg never left their porch<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to ed, ed will chair<br />
<br />
dippy exhibitions committee: to come up with 2-week installations to put near dippy<br />
just switch the fence and dippy<br />
(dippy is the statue by the library)<br />
jailer's fedoras<br />
misap people who like knitting stuff<br />
knit a sweater for dippy!<br />
dippy's been yarnbombed with a tartan<br />
a coat of paint<br />
vandalism!<br />
a massive coat that HAS BEEN painted<br />
a massive coat made of paing<br />
probably still vandalism<br />
a real diplodocus<br />
a bunch of feathers<br />
a concrete egg<br />
ad hoc things near dippy<br />
a day before break, harry and friends were walking back to the res<br />
some drunk girls got their car stuck in the museum parking lot and asked them for help<br />
so harry and friends found the help button<br />
THIS GOT ILLEGAL I'M DONE<br />
precollege kids fucked up y'all<br />
one of the girls attempted to give a lap dance to the gallileo statue<br />
fell off<br />
broke her arm<br />
(collective oooooooh)<br />
worms' freshman year<br />
dippy was homecoming queen<br />
they put a tiara on dippy<br />
a regular sized one<br />
there was a camera that gave dippy a closeup!<br />
brian's dad: "is that dinosaur always THERE?"<br />
brian & his mom: "OF COURSE NOT, it has to walk around and drink!"<br />
the brontosaurus is a DWARF dinosaur<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to skye, skye and anyone else who wants to participate will chair<br />
<br />
motion to allocate $50 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
the taskmaster committee: to sailor moon antagonist-style collect the energy when someone gives a committee a task and they never do it<br />
change name to "tastemaster committee"<br />
change purpose to "to sailor moon antagonist-style collect the energy when people get a new meme and don't laugh"<br />
if this committee doesn't absorb any energy, how long until it absorbs itself<br />
harry's nephew started posting memes from 3 years ago in spanish on facebook<br />
TED CRUZ ES EL ASESINO DEL ZODIACO<br />
PASSES<br />
$6 to maddy, owen will chair<br />
<br />
glad i don't live there anymore: yeah that<br />
so tim got a message from a former roommate, who got another message from somewhere else<br />
"I'm pretty sure your old apartment's on fire?"<br />
change purpose "lighting your old apartment on fire just because you can"<br />
uh, you CAN'T<br />
FAILS<br />
misap committee to burn down r7 is even more misap than usual<br />
that weird hack you just thought of is called insurance fraud<br />
we know about it<br />
it's illegal<br />
reference frame joke<br />
dylan lived in SAE house<br />
the thing he remembers most strongly is the 2 or 3 week period when the bathroom had a fly problem<br />
and then it had a moldy vinegar problem<br />
don't live there<br />
maddy once started a fly fighting competition<br />
she got really good at catching them in her hands<br />
egladdin once caught all the flies in valhalla and LINED THEM UP ON THUMBTACKS ON THE COUNTER<br />
the seoulmart building dropped its ceiling on owen and chris<br />
tthere's a gameshow where they have flies fight bigger animals<br />
the tale of worms and the frat house<br />
there was. a weird smell.<br />
they had left bbq sauce<br />
soy sauce<br />
and raw sugar<br />
just, out. in the kitchen. with the heat on 85 degrees<br />
HORRIFYING<br />
brian's freshman year, in the "nice" freshman dorm<br />
housing did not remove the trash from the trash closet until NOVEMBER<br />
hot damn<br />
frieder lived in the brothel<br />
there were mice in his closet<br />
skye lived in donner<br />
really, that's it<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, he and the mouse will chair<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
KGB Pajama Party<br />
Friday, 7pm, PH 225*<br />
like GBGC but with pillow forts!<br />
bring pillows and board games!<br />
<br />
bylaws amendment meeting<br />
we're trying to update section 9!<br />
the current text is on the facebook page<br />
we're going to discuss it at exec this week<br />
if you have suggestions, etc, please come!<br />
4:30 weds UC 306<br />
also you can email us and stuff!<br />
<br />
zombies<br />
starts on sunday<br />
<br />
ctfws rules<br />
tonight, 8pm, judges room<br />
discussing rules changes for next semester!<br />
also contact joe<br />
<br />
nomcom<br />
if you wanna vote<br />
pay your dues before the meeting on april 11, and then go to it<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
don't reply all to the cs payroll dlist<br />
<br />
talk to zora to get your book!<br />
<br />
puzzlehunt is march 26<br />
sign up at puzzlhunt.club<br />
<br />
expii content writing!<br />
expii.com<br />
it's like wikipedia meets textbooks meets actually learning<br />
they'll pay you<br />
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a break<br />
went home<br />
much food<br />
went to johns hopkins<br />
more food<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
is joe<br />
had a break. didn't involve shooting mike, which was a real change of pace<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a break<br />
book packing<br />
lots of anime<br />
an escape room<br />
EVENT<br />
KGB Pajama Party<br />
Friday, 7pm, PH 225*<br />
wear pajama. bring board game. bring blanket. soft.<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a spring break<br />
(suddenly people?)<br />
went to 7 different coffee shops with her mom<br />
spring break woohoo<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a break<br />
SO MANY BOOKS<br />
so many shipped.<br />
shout out to MVP Darryl at the Squill post office for dealing with all our shit<br />
<br />
BACK TO SKYE<br />
had a break<br />
slept in dc<br />
not much<br />
don't throw money at her<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
is skye<br />
had a break<br />
slept in dc<br />
not much<br />
don't throw money at her<br />
is joe<br />
had a break yelled at people about how they were doing robots wrong<br />
then was the personal chef for his family for the week<br />
apparently he's cabbage<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a break<br />
spent spring break in las vegas<br />
with his parents<br />
every night, after they went to bed he would sneak out and...<br />
just sorta wander. for a while. just see the lights.<br />
<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
swear of the week<br />
WANKPUFFIN<br />
<br />
murphy drunktexts frieder<br />
activity, but not as much as you would expect<br />
parody of a vlogbrothers video<br />
IT DID NOT WORK<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
carnival is coming up<br />
time to start building booth MORE<br />
please come paint<br />
no like actually just apply color to a thing<br />
look at old minutes for times!<br />
<br />
ad hoc sending pictures of themselves from a distance<br />
almost murphy<br />
but then he turned around<br />
<br />
om nom nom committee<br />
reminder<br />
gotta pay dues before the meeting on april 11th! and then. attend that meeting.<br />
nominations close on the 11th<br />
nominations<br />
dylan vrana for pres<br />
harry fernandez for pres<br />
joe for 2vp<br />
harry for corsec<br />
harry for recsec<br />
skye for 1vp<br />
nathan for s@a<br />
harry for s@a<br />
espy for s@a<br />
do you pledge to support the republican nominee for president, no matter who they are?<br />
no comment<br />
<br />
literally going insane metaphorically<br />
frieder walked by someone he'd had a class with<br />
he CANNOT figure out what class it was<br />
<br />
kgb rifle assoc in cong iwth gay communist gun club<br />
zombies starts on sunday at 7!<br />
to sign up, go to zombies.cmukgb.org<br />
also nerf war on friday<br />
<br />
the committee to assassinate the president fukcing WRECKED mike<br />
tho murphy killed all of them so<br />
impass?<br />
<br />
ais are conquering all of us in conj combinatorial game theory<br />
an AI has learned how to play go and beating one of the top go players<br />
we're fucked<br />
joe's pumped<br />
<br />
shit jokes in conj with time travel<br />
apologizes<br />
<br />
shit jokes<br />
what happnes when you try to shave a sheep that's wearing armour<br />
shear destruction<br />
<br />
in response:<br />
WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMPPPPP<br />
<br />
committee to not end on that note<br />
b flat<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
lack of tabling is not espy's fault this week<br />
<br />
committee for old business<br />
nyeh<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
procedurally generated shit jokse: what would you call a standard disobeying? a regulation insubordination<br />
what do you mean by procedurally generated?<br />
thank you for asking<br />
there's a twitterbot<br />
@eventhenotion<br />
has it told the best joke three times?<br />
assorted laughter<br />
i don't get it<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to kelly, kelly and the bot will chair<br />
<br />
humans vs philasophical zombies: a campus urban game about the dif between quanta and qualia<br />
they gon' host it<br />
wake up sheeple and you can win<br />
does this game involve nerf guns<br />
probably<br />
imagine you had someone who knew every fact about being shot with a nerf gun<br />
if you shot them, would they learn something new?<br />
imagine you had someone who knew every fact about being shot with a nerf gun<br />
wouldn't that person be greater if they actually existed?<br />
why this<br />
so if you consider machine nerf guns to be the greatest of all nerf guns<br />
then trivially they must exist or else how we would know<br />
i'm gonna punch every philosopher<br />
not hard just<br />
just hard enough to make them annoyed<br />
what about the nerf gun that shoots better nerf guns<br />
ad hoc sell your automata committee approves<br />
annnnnd i lost the plot<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, anyone who violently and by force rejects cartesian dualism<br />
<br />
(mike's hand is just comfortable like this)<br />
<br />
ungoogleable science words: to celebrate all science words that are the same as other words so no matter how much you google you'll never get what you want<br />
cleavage<br />
unrelated: fun game:<br />
find a phrase, out of quotes, that will only give you one google result<br />
latex fucks you up<br />
and then you drop out<br />
ad hoc detexify committee<br />
once someone drew an infinity symbol and it thought it was the batman symbol<br />
motion to replace the infinity symbol with the batman sybol<br />
so moved<br />
the most famous craig morey on the internet is a professional nude photographer<br />
joe's friend from high school,<br />
nerdiest dude you'll ever meet, including you fuckers<br />
he shares a name with a famous ww2 general<br />
nick shares a name with a kid who was kidnapped from canada<br />
they became convinced that their parents had kidnapped them<br />
nude photographer question: is the photographer nude, or the people, or both?<br />
i mean he COULD be nude, we don't see him<br />
there's a photographer in ny who will create small outfits for genitals<br />
and then. photograph them.<br />
she's very serious about it<br />
tim found a news story out of OK that he had just be murdered<br />
or at least someone with his nae<br />
it was fuckin weird<br />
on the photographer:<br />
she would sensor the actual genital bits<br />
so it was just the outfits in crisp detail and then blurs<br />
the website is named dicture gallery<br />
nika found...another website<br />
frieder got hella stereotyped for being a flute player in high school<br />
<br />
PASSES<br />
$5 to erin, anyone who can't google stuff will chair<br />
<br />
the thing takes a vacation: to report from and collect the various locations the thing has visited<br />
motion to ammend "and also take funny pictures of the thing in various places"<br />
passes<br />
hey maybe send those to pravda and it'll be cute<br />
motion to also append "and put the thing in funny little outfits"<br />
passes<br />
motion to task this committee to make a Thing that's bigger and then put it on dippy<br />
we can't. actually do that.<br />
also it doesn't exist yet<br />
tim's great aunt told a story about college hooligans at pitt who decided that it would be really funny if dippy laid an egg<br />
they made the egg out of concrete<br />
and then realized that concrete is really fuckin heavy<br />
the egg never left their porch<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to ed, ed will chair<br />
<br />
dippy exhibitions committee: to come up with 2-week installations to put near dippy<br />
just switch the fence and dippy<br />
(dippy is the statue by the library)<br />
jailer's fedoras<br />
misap people who like knitting stuff<br />
knit a sweater for dippy!<br />
dippy's been yarnbombed with a tartan<br />
a coat of paint<br />
vandalism!<br />
a massive coat that HAS BEEN painted<br />
a massive coat made of paing<br />
probably still vandalism<br />
a real diplodocus<br />
a bunch of feathers<br />
a concrete egg<br />
ad hoc things near dippy<br />
a day before break, harry and friends were walking back to the res<br />
some drunk girls got their car stuck in the museum parking lot and asked them for help<br />
so harry and friends found the help button<br />
THIS GOT ILLEGAL I'M DONE<br />
precollege kids fucked up y'all<br />
one of the girls attempted to give a lap dance to the gallileo statue<br />
fell off<br />
broke her arm<br />
(collective oooooooh)<br />
worms' freshman year<br />
dippy was homecoming queen<br />
they put a tiara on dippy<br />
a regular sized one<br />
there was a camera that gave dippy a closeup!<br />
brian's dad: "is that dinosaur always THERE?"<br />
brian & his mom: "OF COURSE NOT, it has to walk around and drink!"<br />
the brontosaurus is a DWARF dinosaur<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to skye, skye and anyone else who wants to participate will chair<br />
<br />
motion to allocate $50 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
the taskmaster committee: to sailor moon antagonist-style collect the energy when someone gives a committee a task and they never do it<br />
change name to "tastemaster committee"<br />
change purpose to "to sailor moon antagonist-style collect the energy when people get a new meme and don't laugh"<br />
if this committee doesn't absorb any energy, how long until it absorbs itself<br />
harry's nephew started posting memes from 3 years ago in spanish on facebook<br />
TED CRUZ ES EL ASESINO DEL ZODIACO<br />
PASSES<br />
$6 to maddy, owen will chair<br />
<br />
glad i don't live there anymore: yeah that<br />
so tim got a message from a former roommate, who got another message from somewhere else<br />
"I'm pretty sure your old apartment's on fire?"<br />
change purpose "lighting your old apartment on fire just because you can"<br />
uh, you CAN'T<br />
FAILS<br />
misap committee to burn down r7 is even more misap than usual<br />
that weird hack you just thought of is called insurance fraud<br />
we know about it<br />
it's illegal<br />
reference frame joke<br />
dylan lived in SAE house<br />
the thing he remembers most strongly is the 2 or 3 week period when the bathroom had a fly problem<br />
and then it had a moldy vinegar problem<br />
don't live there<br />
maddy once started a fly fighting competition<br />
she got really good at catching them in her hands<br />
egladdin once caught all the flies in valhalla and LINED THEM UP ON THUMBTACKS ON THE COUNTER<br />
the seoulmart building dropped its ceiling on owen and chris<br />
tthere's a gameshow where they have flies fight bigger animals<br />
the tale of worms and the frat house<br />
there was. a weird smell.<br />
they had left bbq sauce<br />
soy sauce<br />
and raw sugar<br />
just, out. in the kitchen. with the heat on 85 degrees<br />
HORRIFYING<br />
brian's freshman year, in the "nice" freshman dorm<br />
housing did not remove the trash from the trash closet until NOVEMBER<br />
hot damn<br />
frieder lived in the brothel<br />
there were mice in his closet<br />
skye lived in donner<br />
really, that's it<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, he and the mouse will chair<br />
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ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
KGB Pajama Party<br />
Friday, 7pm, PH 225*<br />
like GBGC but with pillow forts!<br />
bring pillows and board games!<br />
<br />
bylaws amendment meeting<br />
we're trying to update section 9!<br />
the current text is on the facebook page<br />
we're going to discuss it at exec this week<br />
if you have suggestions, etc, please come!<br />
4:30 weds UC 306<br />
also you can email us and stuff!<br />
<br />
zombies<br />
starts on sunday<br />
<br />
ctfws rules<br />
tonight, 8pm, judges room<br />
discussing rules changes for next semester!<br />
also contact joe<br />
<br />
nomcom<br />
if you wanna vote<br />
pay your dues before the meeting on april 11, and then go to it<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
don't reply all to the cs payroll dlist<br />
<br />
talk to zora to get your book!<br />
<br />
puzzlehunt is march 26<br />
sign up at puzzlhunt.club<br />
<br />
expii content writing!<br />
it's like wikipedia meets textbooks meets actually learning</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7296Minutes2016-03-15T00:28:27Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
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===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
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*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160314|2016-03-14]]<br />
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<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160302&diff=7295MinutesExec201603022016-03-02T22:30:19Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had two days everything is due all the time and they don't care Skye had a two days exams are over but she st..."</p>
<hr />
<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had two days<br />
everything is due all the time and they don't care<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a two days<br />
exams are over but she still has to write<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a two days<br />
procrastinated by writing a twitterbot<br />
now...homework<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a two days<br />
sock madness started<br />
makin socks<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a two days<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a two days<br />
you know those days? he's been having them for like a week and a half straight<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a two days<br />
joes days are murphy's life<br />
has things due and a test in a class<br />
COULD do them and maybe drop the class<br />
or could just. drop the class.<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
movie night<br />
dillon can't set up<br />
mike? can?<br />
dillon is reserving a room and making the fb event<br />
going for breed hall<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
booth's good<br />
no builds over spring break<br />
build on thursday but it'll be weird<br />
craig's on it with the FMS stuff<br />
trainings?<br />
scaffold training got canceled<br />
they may or may not reschedule<br />
the rest are happening over spring break<br />
booth chairs need to remind EVERYONE in advance<br />
posters<br />
don't put stuff in nonlegal postering places<br />
shirts<br />
designs by march 1st<br />
we need those<br />
printing<br />
there is nooo info about logistics<br />
mike will pester maddy<br />
murphy has the order form made<br />
dillon is our shirt hookup<br />
process<br />
we're gonna do it the same up until the actual printing process<br />
so the order form will go out by the end of spring break<br />
schedule<br />
gotta haul ass on art<br />
sending spreadsheets to exec<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
improv/karaoke<br />
dillon has contacted NPP, has not heard back<br />
so probably karaoke?<br />
<br />
FUTURE EVENTS<br />
zombies<br />
it's happening<br />
armbands are happening from joannes<br />
tabling<br />
skye will table<br />
people haven't been responding to reservations<br />
worse comes to worse we have a table<br />
start<br />
thing starts the week after we come back (march 20th)<br />
posters<br />
they're going up, some places aren't got yet<br />
they'll be got<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
nomcom<br />
met, started the thing<br />
the calendar is set<br />
they'll have deadlines, erin will have to make communications<br />
most aren't until april<br />
everything is happening<br />
proctors<br />
gotta pick by march 30th<br />
so we'll choose at next exec<br />
<br />
shirt?<br />
it got mailed<br />
murphy will get joe the money<br />
<br />
movin stuff<br />
sleds are going from the kage to the office<br />
nerf weapons are going to be better stored<br />
we need plastic tubs<br />
can get them in home depot<br />
$50 allocated<br />
<br />
defectors<br />
WE HAVE A GOOGLE+ PAGE<br />
anyway it's time to reserve a room</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7294Minutes2016-03-02T21:46:54Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160302|2016-03-02]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7293Minutes2016-03-02T21:46:40Z<p>Zhg: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-03-02]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160229&diff=7292Minutes201602292016-02-29T22:34:33Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a weekend went to the far off land of an ivy league school saw the quintessential ivy league image let's paint..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
went to the far off land of an ivy league school<br />
saw the quintessential ivy league image<br />
let's paint a word picture<br />
a tall white man<br />
long hair<br />
pressed suit<br />
talking on the phone<br />
on a SKATEBOARD<br />
<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
started with the event<br />
and then the weather was suddenly nice<br />
so she dug out a bunch of cords and did as much work as possible as outside aspossible<br />
new people<br />
yashar, california, matsci, brother has curly hair<br />
jason, cleavelane, accounting, yeah<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
"oh god, what did i DO this weekend"<br />
chilled on saturday<br />
oscars on sunday<br />
EVENT (pseudo event)<br />
Movie Night<br />
Friday, 7pm, breed hall (probably)<br />
there'll be voting, there'll be watching<br />
bring yo movies<br />
this is a chance for the people to rise up and run a movie night<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
didn't do much of anything on fri or sat<br />
spent longer than expected making tiny meatballs on saturday<br />
there's a pravda<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
murdered by a webcomic<br />
this is my ghost<br />
(it was check, please)<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
spent 30 hours working on hw for a class<br />
now there's a 3 hour midterm for the class<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
there's a diagram of heartrate<br />
SCS DAY WAS A LOT<br />
saturday and sunday were fine<br />
MONDAY WAS A LOT<br />
walked instead of doing homeworkd<br />
and found the parts of scott hall that don't exist<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
ad hoc frieder why<br />
he was a ta for the math dept<br />
which means he gets to be an admin in sio<br />
451 is apparently gonna be weird<br />
frieder gave tom cortina a heart attack<br />
<br />
this has flooded<br />
reports the david a tepper lake<br />
<br />
wigglytuff<br />
there it is<br />
erin made it<br />
<br />
cinematic suggestions<br />
the middle 5 minutes of the danish girl<br />
he was late and then he realized where he was and OLLIED OUT<br />
props for solidarity murphy<br />
<br />
cinematic suggestions<br />
one of the oscars shorts<br />
"we can't live without cosmos"<br />
it's about space bros<br />
<br />
#nottheend<br />
north and south dakota settled their differences<br />
<br />
nominations committee<br />
errybody shut up<br />
nomcom! nominations will be from now until april 11th<br />
you nominate, it's seconded, and then the person has to accept<br />
people have to nominate and accept in the same meeting<br />
you can also withdraw your nomination at any time (like, as a person who is nominated)<br />
to VOTE<br />
you have to pay your dues and then attend one meetinG AFTER paying the dues<br />
that means the last possible moment to pay your dues so that you can vote is the second before the meeting on April 11th<br />
who is nomcom<br />
tim! ed! dillon! sam!<br />
who can nominate, who can run, who can vote?<br />
anyone can nominate<br />
voting members can run<br />
voting members can vote<br />
see above for voting info--also see the bylaws<br />
you can nominate and second your own nomination<br />
though not both<br />
nominations<br />
skye for pres<br />
jack for treasurer<br />
nika for s@a<br />
dylan for 1vp<br />
(mike for s@a)<br />
joe for pres<br />
murphy for 2vp<br />
(out of order committee for president. brian has a note)<br />
joe for treasurer<br />
frieder fro 1vp<br />
jack for s@a<br />
nika for recsec<br />
murphy for pres<br />
maddy for corsec<br />
cliff for s@a<br />
(donald trump for pres)<br />
NO<br />
ALSO EXEC IS AT 4:30 ON WEDS IN UC 306<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
they had builds! they were great! lots of ply! lots of painting! octodad!<br />
they have THREE EVENTS<br />
scaffold training<br />
how 2 use scaffold<br />
fire training <br />
how 2 not burn down<br />
(also possibly how 2 nap)<br />
electrical<br />
actually important! it's fun! and we need the youth!<br />
need one more person for all<br />
they're taking the meeting hostage (murphy slides in front of mike)<br />
but like FOR REAL y'all gotta show up<br />
joe for electrical<br />
(dylan is also going)<br />
maddy for scaffold<br />
nika for fire<br />
<br />
retroactive time travel committee<br />
has already nominated miek for pres<br />
<br />
this is forbes<br />
maybe someday forbes will be back<br />
this is the 3rd time forbes has flooded this year<br />
<br />
this has flooded<br />
the busses are not going to forbes and craig<br />
don't die<br />
<br />
the CLAP committee<br />
when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...<br />
...i really hope it stops crying<br />
frieder would like to withdraw his nomination<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
murphy's grades on his midterms are not murphy's fault this week<br />
<br />
the committee for old business calls for the orders of the day<br />
it can't be sure<br />
but presumably something was tabled for feb 29<br />
so let's just ubtable that<br />
i guess we're now in buddy cop day<br />
(we were always in buddy cop day)<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
committee for late crafter support network: the deadline for craft thing is soon. you are not done<br />
mari is still working on christmas presents<br />
erin is already panicing about tekko<br />
skye hasn't implemented armbands from LAST zombies<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to erin, anybody who has missed a craft deadline will chair<br />
<br />
bisextual awareness: the leap day's real name is the bisextus<br />
[chortling ensues]<br />
apparently the extra day was actually the 24th<br />
because calendars make sense now<br />
also<br />
"calendrical wanking"<br />
in the hebrew calendar, there's a leap month<br />
it's called adar 2<br />
it's why everything works out with the other calendar<br />
isn't the "calendrical wanking" redundant with tparenti<br />
general chaos committee reports<br />
general order committee reports<br />
succession order committee reports<br />
secession order committee reports<br />
concussion committee: if we hit the kgb a lot it becomes more science words<br />
PASSES<br />
$6 to ed, ed and tim will chair<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for booth supplies<br />
"it's probably a fine idea"<br />
from treasurer: yeah we're planning on this<br />
what would we have to do to use that money to buy an attack helicopter<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
artistic pulse: considering the chain of events that would have murphy's heart rate draw a picture<br />
skye knows someone in bio and art<br />
they made a prettier ekg<br />
we could use it to write murpy's name<br />
maddy's friend tracked her heartbeat for an art project<br />
she was able to pinpoint the moment she became pregnant because her heartbeat changed<br />
there's a vid of a dude whistling at a spectrogram to write the word minimum<br />
ZORA SHAKES THEIR HEAD A LOT<br />
hi im ed<br />
wiggly!<br />
second<br />
so moved<br />
passes<br />
$1 to murphy, inventer of ekgs<br />
<br />
leapday william: to convert children's tears to candy<br />
you're supposed to wear blue and yellow on leap days<br />
so that. something about william. as he rises from the mariana trench<br />
oh it's from 30 rock<br />
season 6 ep 9<br />
joe found a picture<br />
passes<br />
$1 to tim, tim and ed will chair<br />
<br />
excessive chefs: when you hear it<br />
change purpose to "sam's laugh"<br />
passes<br />
the time travel committee retroactively calls the question<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to frieder, disbanded<br />
<br />
shit my professor says: yeah pretty much that<br />
so today erin's professor" "the best thing my thesis advisor ever did for me was spend the last year of my phd in israel"<br />
tim would TRY to make mistakes on the board<br />
and force students to say it was tragic<br />
max's prof is weird and sluggish<br />
every semester he brings a thermos, walks around the class, and force people to sniff it<br />
(he does it in calc 2, too)<br />
"the factorials go very fast"<br />
also s and partial differentiation signs are the same<br />
"this is a variable, i don't remember what it is, but we're gonna call it squiggle"<br />
"you have to remember that this lowercase pi is the circle constant, and this lowercase pi is the variable"<br />
someone asked a prof to do a problem on the board. he responded, "that sounds like a lot of work"<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to erin, tenured profs and people with funny profs will chair<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $375 for sensor, screen, case, cpu, and mem<br />
no<br />
what if owencoin<br />
that's a friendly amendment<br />
go ahead?<br />
dylan is worried about owencoin economics<br />
skye says it won't matter<br />
it's actually impossible to know how much owencoin there is<br />
this can't break owencoin because owen coin is already broken<br />
tim gives brian -5 owen coin<br />
it was not a too long amount<br />
frieder gives brian this many owencoins<br />
twice<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
antileapyear committee: to make years 360 days long bc 365 is too long<br />
the gregorian calendar wanted this<br />
also the french revolutionary calendar is a thing<br />
10 36 day months<br />
every 2 months there's a holiday extoling one of the virtues of the revolution<br />
also we should move leap day to october<br />
halloween 2<br />
don't remind brian of tuning theory<br />
what if we just added in some days whenever it'd be fine<br />
yo let's just move the earth<br />
just take the earth<br />
and push it somewhere else<br />
you folks know what days are FOR right<br />
(yeah, the 4th of every month)<br />
yeah but actually committee reports<br />
leap shit's a problem, let's speed everything up<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to brian, today will chair<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT kind of<br />
Movie night<br />
Friday, 7pm, prob breed hall<br />
vote, watch, rejoice<br />
you are in charge exec is naps<br />
<br />
committee to assassinate the pres in conj with kgb rifle assoc and gay commie gun club<br />
march 20 to the 25th is zombies!<br />
skye ran out of posters but there are some places<br />
email skye!<br />
1vp@cmukgb.org<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
frieder would like to mouth off<br />
<br />
zora has books!<br />
there's a packing party next week! they'll make an event!</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7291Minutes2016-02-29T22:34:25Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160229|2016-02-29]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
sleeping<br />
second twitter account<br />
MORE ANIME<br />
that was about it<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
ctfws was awesome<br />
a little work<br />
then r7<br />
then more not enough work<br />
new people<br />
maxwell (max), business, oregon, fave color blue<br />
sarah, mech e, san diego, wearing pants<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
started with ctfws<br />
it went great<br />
nothing wrong whatsoever<br />
then BUGGY<br />
then planning r7 then r7<br />
then MORE BUGGY<br />
anyway<br />
EVENT<br />
Video Game Night<br />
Friday, 7:00, WEH 5300 corridor<br />
Bring yourselves! bring your games! play your games!<br />
please list what you'll be bringing--we'll make a spreadsheet<br />
it'll be at www.cmukgb.org/games<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
started with ctfws<br />
it was a thing that happened that was fun<br />
finally made a new years resolution<br />
maybe the finished knitting will come back from the war<br />
harry: SUBMIT TO PRAVDA<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
slam dunked their first thesis draft<br />
5k words and about half done, hella<br />
let's not talk about the rest of the weekend <br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
r7 went p well<br />
kinda died<br />
slep<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
joe can confirm<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
committee to question 2vp's grammar<br />
who gives a flip prescriptivists<br />
<br />
swear of the week committee<br />
BRUNG<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
builds<br />
people showed up!<br />
more people need to show up!<br />
we need art!<br />
you can paint within the lines<br />
times!<br />
thurs 6:30-9:30<br />
sat starting at 2<br />
sun starting at 1:30<br />
<br />
ad hoc shit i read in a schoolwide email<br />
cm has finally settled it's lawsuit with marvel<br />
subra suresh is gonna be in avengers 3<br />
<br />
misap welcome to hell<br />
raymond brought a guest<br />
in the form of<br />
his phone<br />
and a recording<br />
<br />
gay communist gun club in conj with kgb rifle assoc<br />
prepping for next nerf war<br />
<br />
committee to not burn down r7<br />
continued lack of failure<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
video game night is not worms's fault this week<br />
<br />
old business reluctantly calls for the orders of the day<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50c to buy an apple to put worms in<br />
skye will give joe 50c to end this<br />
wait she already did by violent coin throwing proxy<br />
done!<br />
joe will reimburse you for the apple<br />
please bring a receipt<br />
it's cash just bring the receipt<br />
<br />
IoS committee<br />
will buy this apple<br />
<br />
note: this only applies to the first person who buys joe and apple<br />
FRIEDER SPRINTS OUT OF THE ROOM<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
committee to celebrate frieder's absence: pretty much that<br />
change purpose to: no more mixups<br />
passes<br />
in b4 mike calls mike frieder<br />
replace frieder with murphy in name<br />
passes<br />
passes<br />
$2 harry, "me, owen" will chair<br />
<br />
BACK TO OFFICER REPORTS<br />
skye<br />
new people<br />
evan, ece, baltimore, wearing brown pants<br />
<br />
BACK TO NEW BUSINESS<br />
point of information<br />
frieder has apple and recipt<br />
joe will reimburse him for 50c of that 75c apple<br />
though technically he could do less?<br />
no<br />
no<br />
worms is in the apple<br />
<br />
when i was a young people: too interesting things<br />
harry didn't place in a rubik's cube compitition<br />
dylan's hand wasn't raised when the q was callle<br />
passes<br />
$3 to erin, nonfreshmen will chair<br />
<br />
running really far: really dumb jokes<br />
does anyone want anything from entropy<br />
harry wants peanut butter pretzels<br />
(nah)<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
reversal (?): so worms put the apple inside of worms<br />
i'm sorry i'm dealing with dates stuff rn<br />
minutes are crappy<br />
i'm sorry worms your joke was v good<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to worms, the apple will chair<br />
<br />
duck sleuthing agency: if you have a duck, we will find you<br />
quack<br />
looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck we will find you<br />
squeak<br />
does this mean we can replace expensive stuff with just a duck<br />
maybe<br />
change prupsoe to "take all teh ducks from assassins and build horse sized duck"<br />
FAILS<br />
is this a duck as defined in article 2 section 1 part k of our bylaws<br />
that's it!<br />
change purpose to "finding one horse sized duck to use for assassins in the future<br />
fails<br />
change assassins to juggernaut?<br />
like the concept<br />
nah<br />
is this a duck as defined on the duck page of our wiki?<br />
"we are nippersinkers, we're in luck..."<br />
now you see why skye wants them all back<br />
kgb wiki page for duck edidted in 2006<br />
by eyore, who joined kgb in 1989<br />
PASSES<br />
$3 to skye, all who run from and run assassing<br />
<br />
unconventional pets: madison humane societies are weird<br />
zora's been getting snapchats of a pet pig for like a week<br />
erin saw a girl with her pet duck with her on a leash<br />
it followed her around<br />
was this a duck as defined in...<br />
harry doesn't know who he is, but<br />
there is a man on this campus who always wears the same clothes and always caries a tiny toy poodle in his jacket<br />
his name is todd<br />
frieder saw people walking GIANT PIGS<br />
there's a couple who takes turns walking their dogs<br />
but they're not really dogs<br />
they're more like living clouds<br />
one has its own instagrams<br />
(mari can confirm)<br />
does the instagram include dog food?<br />
if we define a pet as something that sheds a lot: dylan's roommate<br />
if the cloud of animals eats food that dissolves in their mouth what happens<br />
puddles<br />
once cliff's friend brought her pet piper to school<br />
piper was a snake<br />
glenn knew a python who loved books and hated math teachers<br />
erin's cat will constantly lick mac power cables<br />
but only when they're plugged in<br />
frieder is not shocked<br />
eyyyyyyyyyyyyy<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to harry, kgb furries committee will chair<br />
<br />
committeee on mismatched christopher walken quotes: "i hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for more than two years. i just got to have more cowbell"<br />
worms: this is a thing that the kgb as an organization needs<br />
dillon: NO<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, disbanded<br />
<br />
why do the emus have external ears<br />
those are coyotes<br />
MIKE HAS MET AN EMU<br />
<br />
monthly reminder that the great emu war was a thing<br />
and australia lost<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for this week's event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
5:01 committee: frieder's gonna collect committees every time no one has an idea<br />
motion to append "(c)(3)"<br />
sure<br />
what<br />
is this a non-profit as defined in article 1 section 3 of our bylaws<br />
wait can we register the kgb as a nonprofit<br />
we might get in trouble with the communist control act of some time<br />
SKYE INTERVIEWED WITH THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND THEY NOTICED THAT SHE WAS PART OF THE KBG<br />
we have more than 1 prev kgb member working at the nsa rn<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, frieder will chair<br />
<br />
mythic pokemon: cerberus, cerberus!<br />
if you go back and do the understanding of the word<br />
the lord of the underworld<br />
named his dog spot<br />
cerberus most powerful attack is k-destroy<br />
it was super effective<br />
report from dillon: cerberus is a shitty nightmare<br />
these are computer words<br />
okay frieder's plan would work<br />
(made up fake computer language)<br />
(but then the words might have actual meaning?)<br />
(if they correlate with words that are actually used)<br />
(so then it's just a language that a bunch of nerds use)<br />
(which is the same as cs jargon anyway)<br />
harry and his friends built a computer<br />
and made "yeah man that's so danglin'" catch on<br />
how and why<br />
GNU!<br />
gnu might be a neopet<br />
PASSES<br />
$6 to erin, all non-cs, ece, or is majors<br />
<br />
motion to untable the out of order committee<br />
so. moved?<br />
okay but which<br />
there are two<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
moon and earth are not defined in our bylaws<br />
frieder requests to overturn the deision of the chair<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
motion ot untable the out of order committee<br />
no we just failed at that<br />
<br />
motion to break a table<br />
we did that week ago<br />
<br />
motion to untable the in order committee<br />
so moved<br />
change name to out of order<br />
passes<br />
change name to disorder<br />
fails<br />
eh<br />
PASSES<br />
$42 to murphy, DISBANDED<br />
<br />
out of order committee<br />
dilatory<br />
<br />
the committee for old busin<br />
<br />
committee to make tim regret that sentence: maniacal laughing<br />
table for one weke<br />
fials<br />
motion ot overturn decision of the chair<br />
that sure failed<br />
j bonaparte committee really really approves<br />
motion to table for two weeks<br />
fails<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
out of border: where donald trump wants all the mexicans<br />
motion to table this comitee unitl the first meeting after the general election<br />
passes<br />
tim is writing that down<br />
<br />
committee for good new business: not this it's too meta<br />
it's a GOOD idea<br />
it's a good idea<br />
it's a good idea<br />
motion to create the out of order committee, motion to tbale it for two weeks<br />
OUT OF ORDER<br />
it's a good idea<br />
it's probably objectively a kind of bad idea but has that ever stopped us before<br />
motion to table for two weeks<br />
that failed for real<br />
motion to overtun the decision of the chair<br />
that was the decision<br />
PASSES<br />
$3 to joe, people with better new business will chiar<br />
<br />
dilatory commitee: waiting to see what will happen<br />
cahnge name to "dillon tory" and purpose to "english politics:<br />
passes<br />
change "english to "american politics"<br />
passes<br />
change "american" to bugmars<br />
passes<br />
change bugmars to freedomland<br />
passes<br />
change purpose to "friederland"<br />
dilatory<br />
change freedomland to worms's wordbarf<br />
passes<br />
y'all did this to yourself<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to brian, brian and all teh expats fo slamzone<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
Video Game Night<br />
Friday, 7pm, WEH 5300 corridor<br />
bring game<br />
play game<br />
list game on spreadsheet<br />
www.cmukgb.org/games<br />
ctfws folowup<br />
there's a meeting<br />
today, 8pm, wean 8427 (judge's room)<br />
<br />
nomcom<br />
meeting this week<br />
they'll open nominations next week<br />
think of people to nominate<br />
<br />
exec meetings<br />
4:30 uc 306<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
danger 5<br />
talk to skye<br />
it's good<br />
watch it<br />
<br />
scs day is on friday<br />
murphy'll be there<br />
juggling!<br />
come by<br />
computer club will be there<br />
frieder will watch<br />
<br />
mike actually talks to our advisor pretty often<br />
not about kgb<br />
<br />
brian will bring artemis to video game night<br />
dillon'll see if he can get the windows cluster<br />
<br />
vogel, in physics:<br />
"the only positive thing about jumping off a bridge is the work gravity does on you"<br />
<br />
we are now in purple</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7289Minutes2016-02-22T21:29:04Z<p>Zhg: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160222|2016-02-22]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160217&diff=7288MinutesExec201602172016-02-17T22:23:27Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a couple days pile of sick Skye had a couple days pile of statistics THREE MIDTERMS AND A PROJECT..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a couple days<br />
pile of sick<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a couple days<br />
pile of statistics<br />
THREE MIDTERMS AND A PROJECT CHECKPOINT TOMORROW<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
food<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a day<br />
found a nice new rabbit hole and promptly fell into it<br />
two hamilton folk are cmu alums<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
SPUTTERS<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a day<br />
things are a lot easier with fewer classes<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a day<br />
hair hamilton having no motivation<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
is slightly recovered<br />
had a day<br />
<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
CtFwS<br />
judges meeting<br />
one last night at 8:30<br />
one tomorrow at 8:00<br />
we need zora, frieder, and mike at that one<br />
presentation<br />
mike's voice is gonna be gone<br />
we need a new person<br />
gonna ask frieder<br />
zora's the backup<br />
we'll meet after the judges meeting<br />
hype<br />
posters are up<br />
posting on facebook<br />
gonna happen today<br />
post everywhere<br />
fence<br />
someone else has it<br />
we're doing minifence<br />
skye and murphy are in charge of getting minifence together<br />
gotta update it via paint in the kage<br />
they can delegate<br />
craig is doing it!<br />
party?<br />
maybe party<br />
maybe not<br />
we'll see<br />
they have a grill (it is not FMS's grill)<br />
presentation update<br />
joe is drafting tonight<br />
joe and tim are finalizing it before 8pm tomorrow<br />
head judges<br />
in order<br />
joe<br />
erin<br />
sam<br />
dillon<br />
yay!<br />
new posting materials<br />
mike is gonna pick up the posterboard<br />
zora FORGOT TO GET THE GLYPHS they'll get them from fedex after the meeting<br />
post-game review<br />
joe is reserving the room now<br />
food<br />
all in the office<br />
they got it yesterday<br />
also there's a blingee<br />
walkthrough<br />
exec, meet at the office at 4:50 to carry stuff over<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
dylan has moved to asking people to show up<br />
also new build thursdays at 6:40<br />
posters<br />
time to redo that<br />
also need to add the two new build times<br />
shirts<br />
haven't heard from maddy in a while<br />
we're gonna say the absolute deadline for the shirts is the monday of spring break<br />
start orders that day, reannounce at the first meeting back, have final order numbers on wednesday<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
video game night<br />
someone brinng quiplash<br />
<br />
NEXT NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
spring break!<br />
whoever's here will run the movie night<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
nomcom<br />
they'll meet, their plan is to open nominations next monday<br />
<br />
bottlecaps<br />
there's an ENTIRE new side of wean that's exposed to scott hall<br />
also scott hall is open!! floors 5 and 6<br />
<br />
saturday stuff<br />
artemis was fun<br />
like 12 people showed<br />
not conflicting with itr would be good in the future<br />
itr<br />
sam posted a poll, might happen on saturday<br />
might not<br />
murphy'll announce it</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7287Minutes2016-02-17T22:23:14Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160217|2016-02-17]]<br />
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===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
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[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160215&diff=7285Minutes201602152016-02-15T22:32:25Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
dyed 4 people's hair on saturday<br />
saw that reddit thread with a gun<br />
deadpool<br />
s i c k<br />
please be kind y'all<br />
<br />
skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
horrible movie with a gun<br />
lots of in-jokes that she missed<br />
if you have ducks please give them back<br />
she needs them back<br />
new people<br />
<br />
dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
also wnet to the event<br />
had the best time possible by playing sentinels and then MONIKERS<br />
EVENT<br />
ctfws<br />
7:00 DH 2315 friday<br />
go to the rules presentaiton (at that time)<br />
we changed the rules 4 real y'all go<br />
<br />
erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
was at the lunar gala for A LONG TIME on saturday<br />
only messed up a little bit<br />
valentines day<br />
so that happened<br />
there's a pravda!<br />
<br />
zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
drew friendos<br />
watched hairdye<br />
wrote a VERY BORING TAX EMAIL on valentines day<br />
thank u dates contributors<br />
<br />
joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
joe dont die please<br />
dropping classes is hard<br />
<br />
murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
was the monikers fairy<br />
very enthusiastic<br />
SENTINELS<br />
HIS HAIR IS HALF A RAINBOW<br />
learned today that when he's sleep deprived he has SO MANY MORE FEELINGS<br />
hamilton makes emotions<br />
he's shaken<br />
<br />
~~Special word from chair~~<br />
how point of whatever works<br />
say the thing (it's an interrupt)<br />
then WAIT until mike calls on you<br />
if they don't call on you, sucks to suck<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
murphy drunk texts frieder<br />
murphy also gets emotional when he's drunk<br />
<br />
booth<br />
NEW BUILD ON THURSDAY: 6:30 - 9:30 IN THE KAGE<br />
come to builds yall<br />
art! construction! painting!<br />
so many task<br />
<br />
monikers rules wanking<br />
MURPHY RESPONDED TO HIS MOTHER'S SIMPLE QUESTION WITH 400 WORDS<br />
<br />
lots of committees<br />
come to the first R7 party of 2016!<br />
saturday at 9:00<br />
if you don't know where it is, ask joe or dillon<br />
it's like living on the hill except it doesn't suck<br />
<br />
peoples paper air force<br />
where are the pravdas<br />
there they are<br />
<br />
assassins in conj with the committee to assassinate<br />
RETURN THE DUCKS<br />
<br />
KGbuggy<br />
dillon has infiltrated the ranks<br />
note: kgb's text doesn't get erased between now and their meeting<br />
<br />
all weather toms<br />
success!<br />
failure!<br />
<br />
meta committee<br />
it has reported<br />
<br />
awk classroom noises<br />
when ur duck squeaks in interp<br />
<br />
shit jokes in conj with time travel<br />
more like DIE-lan amirite<br />
<br />
history<br />
history repeats itself<br />
<br />
history<br />
history repeats itself<br />
<br />
stupid history<br />
history only repeats itself sometime<br />
<br />
kitchen adventures<br />
soon<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
ctfws is not fireders fault<br />
<br />
ad hoc committee for old business calls for the orders of the day<br />
<br />
retroactive time travel committee: we'll see<br />
motion to table for -10 weeks<br />
owen can confirm that it works that way<br />
we know it does, it already has<br />
all actions in robert's rules of order are time reversable<br />
PASSES<br />
$4 to owen, frieder will chair<br />
<br />
time shenanigans y'all<br />
<br />
look who's not ehere: something in song<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
salt pants: when you're walking in the winter and you can tell where your shoelaces flip up<br />
everything in R7 is covered in salt rn<br />
luckily<br />
poll!<br />
salt more than sand<br />
some hands<br />
coal sinders<br />
brian<br />
mostly sand<br />
fewer hands<br />
no snow<br />
areese<br />
erins house is fild with salt<br />
but that's just bc they hate each other<br />
deer committee: licks this<br />
protip: if you always wear shoes, it doesnt matter<br />
that sounds hard<br />
related to deer:<br />
erin's mom was apple santa<br />
the deer SWARMED her<br />
PASSES<br />
$3 to erin, anybody who has the saltpants problem or really likes apples<br />
<br />
neotranshumanist better human being: to debug the people<br />
chaos committee: an action!<br />
would it be better or worse to sign our message<br />
we should sign it as film club<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to frieder, all the programmers will chair<br />
<br />
apple fact: to make apples to apples and the electronics<br />
change name to "false applle facts"<br />
passes<br />
change name to "true apple facts committee but sneakily keep all of the apple facts false"<br />
PASSES<br />
motion to put bugs in the apples<br />
no<br />
did u know that if you throw an apple hard enough you can break concrete<br />
did u know that einstein came up with the theory of relativity after seeing several apple smoving at light speed<br />
did u know that you can fix your computer by rubbing an apple on it<br />
did u know that raspberries are just bunches are v small apples<br />
did u know that quarks are just made up of v small apples<br />
cern says<br />
does that mean that raspberry pies are just apple computers<br />
the apple is the powerhouse of the cell<br />
potatos are just apples with more fiber<br />
cotton candy is just apples with less fiber<br />
PASSES<br />
$6 to cliff, everyone who doesn't like apples will chair<br />
<br />
motion to put worms in an apple<br />
passese<br />
<br />
the ture meaning of st valentines day ____________ committee: to convince the germans of a bunch of made up shit about chaucer and see how he likes it<br />
worms thought the point was gonna be the st valentines day massacre<br />
stupid history: queen victoria was salty and vindictive<br />
apparently he was too<br />
the actual true meaning is valentine being beaten to death with clubs<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, whoever created kraft singles<br />
<br />
committee on chiaar disappointment: to be the body underwhich worms can operate<br />
erin supports, short chair backs suck<br />
"graft singles"<br />
i don't wanna transcribe that fully<br />
worms is disappointed in hsi small chair<br />
frieder's a comics tease<br />
change all disappointed or disappointment with "misappointed" pr "misappointment"<br />
FIALS<br />
point of information: which appointment<br />
eyyyyy<br />
to tim: i am very sorry about my mangled minutes<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, future chairs of the kgb will chair<br />
<br />
this is veyr confusing<br />
<br />
committee to generalize st valentines day: to make everyone with an even number of partners feel terrible<br />
what<br />
AND THE LOGIC KIDS GO WILD<br />
chagne purpose to include imaginary numbers<br />
fails<br />
append to purpose "and get clubbed to death while surrounded by people with an odd number of partners"<br />
passes<br />
what is happening<br />
i think waifu is where partners was is somewhere and orangotangomango is wherever that was<br />
change orangotangomango to "pardner" with hat tip<br />
passes<br />
apples are purple<br />
apples are poepl<br />
kgb's glorious airforce reports<br />
PASSES<br />
$3 to owne, anyone who has a friend in me<br />
or him<br />
i'm not sure<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $80 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
irl mra: yeah pretty much that<br />
storytelling:<br />
xander was wearing a cloak<br />
some neckbeard wearing a fedora came up to xander and went "what up with the cloak"<br />
and xander went "what up with the hat"<br />
and the guy said "this hat is COOL" and tipped it and WALKED AWAY<br />
why this<br />
erin got milady'd and i am so sorry<br />
chaos committee:L another action<br />
typos for days<br />
HATTIP IS A UNICODE SYMBOL<br />
it's a swirly arrow<br />
?<br />
thx dillon<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to frieder, disbanded<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50 cents to buy an apple in which to buy worms<br />
you know how y'all throw pennies?<br />
you can allocate them<br />
use a post it<br />
take him to the ~big~ apple<br />
motion to table for one week<br />
PASSES<br />
tabled<br />
<br />
s-k-y-t-o-u-r: to collect all the paper airplains and give tours in them<br />
motion to append an "e" to the sky at the beginning<br />
sure<br />
motion to append an e to the purpose<br />
sure<br />
the chair needs to pop more pills<br />
what were we doing<br />
we're collecting the paper airplanes and giving tours in theme<br />
there's a limerick with skye in it?<br />
ksye was recnetly asked to write 2000 words on her name<br />
she started it the way she always does<br />
"skye toor is a great name if you're a golden retriever, a skywriter, or a cocaine dealer"<br />
it came back with lots of question marks, teh comment "you should change that" and no grade<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to joe, skye and her english professor will chair<br />
<br />
motion to passt this motion<br />
it's a good idea<br />
OBJECTION<br />
question called<br />
OBJECTION<br />
and joe is filabustering<br />
call the question<br />
OBJECTION mrs jenkins says nothing in this world is free<br />
i am getting hella transcription training yall<br />
this won't work until our demands are met<br />
SOLIDARITY FOREVER SOLIDARITY FOREVER<br />
brian will not stop filabustering in a house. brian will not stop filabustering in a...<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
motion to pass this motion by lack of a second<br />
its a LOOP<br />
<br />
out of order commitee: wow<br />
god this is the FIFTH TIME in THREE YEARS<br />
change name to "in order"<br />
passes<br />
table indef<br />
passes<br />
tbaled<br />
<br />
out of order: yeah that<br />
change name to in order<br />
passes<br />
motion to disband out of order committee<br />
out of order<br />
table indef<br />
passes<br />
tabled<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
ctfws<br />
7:00pm in dh 2315, friday<br />
judges meetings<br />
tues 8:30 weh 5304<br />
thurs 8 weh 5304<br />
fence<br />
yeah! but on wednesday because snow tomorrwo<br />
email exec@cmukgb.org or message skye<br />
there will be a spreadsheet<br />
please fill it oute<br />
<br />
NOMCOM<br />
dillon, sam, ed, and tim<br />
they're doin it<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
ITR<br />
saturday maybe<br />
go vote in a poll bc it might matter<br />
<br />
brian and mvarner and maybe craig are goin on a booth adventure<br />
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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
dyed 4 people's hair on saturday<br />
saw that reddit thread with a gun<br />
deadpool<br />
s i c k<br />
please be kind y'all<br />
<br />
skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
horrible movie with a gun<br />
lots of in-jokes that she missed<br />
if you have ducks please give them back<br />
she needs them back<br />
new people<br />
<br />
dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
also wnet to the event<br />
had the best time possible by playing sentinels and then MONIKERS<br />
EVENT<br />
ctfws<br />
7:00 DH 2315 friday<br />
go to the rules presentaiton (at that time)<br />
we changed the rules 4 real y'all go<br />
<br />
erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
was at the lunar gala for A LONG TIME on saturday<br />
only messed up a little bit<br />
valentines day<br />
so that happened<br />
there's a pravda!<br />
<br />
zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
drew friendos<br />
watched hairdye<br />
wrote a VERY BORING TAX EMAIL on valentines day<br />
thank u dates contributors<br />
<br />
joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
joe dont die please<br />
dropping classes is hard<br />
<br />
murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
was the monikers fairy<br />
very enthusiastic<br />
SENTINELS<br />
HIS HAIR IS HALF A RAINBOW<br />
learned today that when he's sleep deprived he has SO MANY MORE FEELINGS<br />
hamilton makes emotions<br />
he's shaken<br />
<br />
~~Special word from chair[[User:Zhg|Zhg]]<br />
how point of whatever works<br />
say the thing (it's an interrupt)<br />
then WAIT until mike calls on you<br />
if they don't call on you, sucks to suck<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
murphy drunk texts frieder<br />
murphy also gets emotional when he's drunk<br />
<br />
booth<br />
NEW BUILD ON THURSDAY: 6:30 - 9:30 IN THE KAGE<br />
come to builds yall<br />
art! construction! painting!<br />
so many task<br />
<br />
monikers rules wanking<br />
MURPHY RESPONDED TO HIS MOTHER'S SIMPLE QUESTION WITH 400 WORDS<br />
<br />
lots of committees<br />
come to the first R7 party of 2016!<br />
saturday at 9:00<br />
if you don't know where it is, ask joe or dillon<br />
it's like living on the hill except it doesn't suck<br />
<br />
peoples paper air force<br />
where are the pravdas<br />
there they are<br />
<br />
assassins in conj with the committee to assassinate<br />
RETURN THE DUCKS<br />
<br />
KGbuggy<br />
dillon has infiltrated the ranks<br />
note: kgb's text doesn't get erased between now and their meeting<br />
<br />
all weather toms<br />
success!<br />
failure!<br />
<br />
meta committee<br />
it has reported<br />
<br />
awk classroom noises<br />
when ur duck squeaks in interp<br />
<br />
shit jokes in conj with time travel<br />
more like DIE-lan amirite<br />
<br />
history<br />
history repeats itself<br />
<br />
history<br />
history repeats itself<br />
<br />
stupid history<br />
history only repeats itself sometime<br />
<br />
kitchen adventures<br />
soon<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
ctfws is not fireders fault<br />
<br />
ad hoc committee for old business calls for the orders of the day<br />
<br />
retroactive time travel committee: we'll see<br />
motion to table for -10 weeks<br />
owen can confirm that it works that way<br />
we know it does, it already has<br />
all actions in robert's rules of order are time reversable<br />
PASSES<br />
$4 to owen, frieder will chair<br />
<br />
time shenanigans y'all<br />
<br />
look who's not ehere: something in song<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
salt pants: when you're walking in the winter and you can tell where your shoelaces flip up<br />
everything in R7 is covered in salt rn<br />
luckily<br />
poll!<br />
salt more than sand<br />
some hands<br />
coal sinders<br />
brian<br />
mostly sand<br />
fewer hands<br />
no snow<br />
areese<br />
erins house is fild with salt<br />
but that's just bc they hate each other<br />
deer committee: licks this<br />
protip: if you always wear shoes, it doesnt matter<br />
that sounds hard<br />
related to deer:<br />
erin's mom was apple santa<br />
the deer SWARMED her<br />
PASSES<br />
$3 to erin, anybody who has the saltpants problem or really likes apples<br />
<br />
neotranshumanist better human being: to debug the people<br />
chaos committee: an action!<br />
would it be better or worse to sign our message<br />
we should sign it as film club<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to frieder, all the programmers will chair<br />
<br />
apple fact: to make apples to apples and the electronics<br />
change name to "false applle facts"<br />
passes<br />
change name to "true apple facts committee but sneakily keep all of the apple facts false"<br />
PASSES<br />
motion to put bugs in the apples<br />
no<br />
did u know that if you throw an apple hard enough you can break concrete<br />
did u know that einstein came up with the theory of relativity after seeing several apple smoving at light speed<br />
did u know that you can fix your computer by rubbing an apple on it<br />
did u know that raspberries are just bunches are v small apples<br />
did u know that quarks are just made up of v small apples<br />
cern says<br />
does that mean that raspberry pies are just apple computers<br />
the apple is the powerhouse of the cell<br />
potatos are just apples with more fiber<br />
cotton candy is just apples with less fiber<br />
PASSES<br />
$6 to cliff, everyone who doesn't like apples will chair<br />
<br />
motion to put worms in an apple<br />
passese<br />
<br />
the ture meaning of st valentines day ____________ committee: to convince the germans of a bunch of made up shit about chaucer and see how he likes it<br />
worms thought the point was gonna be the st valentines day massacre<br />
stupid history: queen victoria was salty and vindictive<br />
apparently he was too<br />
the actual true meaning is valentine being beaten to death with clubs<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, whoever created kraft singles<br />
<br />
committee on chiaar disappointment: to be the body underwhich worms can operate<br />
erin supports, short chair backs suck<br />
"graft singles"<br />
i don't wanna transcribe that fully<br />
worms is disappointed in hsi small chair<br />
frieder's a comics tease<br />
change all disappointed or disappointment with "misappointed" pr "misappointment"<br />
FIALS<br />
point of information: which appointment<br />
eyyyyy<br />
to tim: i am very sorry about my mangled minutes<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, future chairs of the kgb will chair<br />
<br />
this is veyr confusing<br />
<br />
committee to generalize st valentines day: to make everyone with an even number of partners feel terrible<br />
what<br />
AND THE LOGIC KIDS GO WILD<br />
chagne purpose to include imaginary numbers<br />
fails<br />
append to purpose "and get clubbed to death while surrounded by people with an odd number of partners"<br />
passes<br />
what is happening<br />
i think waifu is where partners was is somewhere and orangotangomango is wherever that was<br />
change orangotangomango to "pardner" with hat tip<br />
passes<br />
apples are purple<br />
apples are poepl<br />
kgb's glorious airforce reports<br />
PASSES<br />
$3 to owne, anyone who has a friend in me<br />
or him<br />
i'm not sure<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $80 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
irl mra: yeah pretty much that<br />
storytelling:<br />
xander was wearing a cloak<br />
some neckbeard wearing a fedora came up to xander and went "what up with the cloak"<br />
and xander went "what up with the hat"<br />
and the guy said "this hat is COOL" and tipped it and WALKED AWAY<br />
why this<br />
erin got milady'd and i am so sorry<br />
chaos committee:L another action<br />
typos for days<br />
HATTIP IS A UNICODE SYMBOL<br />
it's a swirly arrow<br />
?<br />
thx dillon<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to frieder, disbanded<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50 cents to buy an apple in which to buy worms<br />
you know how y'all throw pennies?<br />
you can allocate them<br />
use a post it<br />
take him to the ~big~ apple<br />
motion to table for one week<br />
PASSES<br />
tabled<br />
<br />
s-k-y-t-o-u-r: to collect all the paper airplains and give tours in them<br />
motion to append an "e" to the sky at the beginning<br />
sure<br />
motion to append an e to the purpose<br />
sure<br />
the chair needs to pop more pills<br />
what were we doing<br />
we're collecting the paper airplanes and giving tours in theme<br />
there's a limerick with skye in it?<br />
ksye was recnetly asked to write 2000 words on her name<br />
she started it the way she always does<br />
"skye toor is a great name if you're a golden retriever, a skywriter, or a cocaine dealer"<br />
it came back with lots of question marks, teh comment "you should change that" and no grade<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to joe, skye and her english professor will chair<br />
<br />
motion to passt this motion<br />
it's a good idea<br />
OBJECTION<br />
question called<br />
OBJECTION<br />
and joe is filabustering<br />
call the question<br />
OBJECTION mrs jenkins says nothing in this world is free<br />
i am getting hella transcription training yall<br />
this won't work until our demands are met<br />
SOLIDARITY FOREVER SOLIDARITY FOREVER<br />
brian will not stop filabustering in a house. brian will not stop filabustering in a...<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
motion to pass this motion by lack of a second<br />
its a LOOP<br />
<br />
out of order commitee: wow<br />
god this is the FIFTH TIME in THREE YEARS<br />
change name to "in order"<br />
passes<br />
table indef<br />
passes<br />
tbaled<br />
<br />
out of order: yeah that<br />
change name to in order<br />
passes<br />
motion to disband out of order committee<br />
out of order<br />
table indef<br />
passes<br />
tabled<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
ctfws<br />
7:00pm in dh 2315, friday<br />
judges meetings<br />
tues 8:30 weh 5304<br />
thurs 8 weh 5304<br />
fence<br />
yeah! but on wednesday because snow tomorrwo<br />
email exec@cmukgb.org or message skye<br />
there will be a spreadsheet<br />
please fill it oute<br />
<br />
NOMCOM<br />
dillon, sam, ed, and tim<br />
they're doin it<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
ITR<br />
saturday maybe<br />
go vote in a poll bc it might matter<br />
<br />
brian and mvarner and maybe craig are goin on a booth adventure<br />
ping brian</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7283Minutes2016-02-15T22:31:55Z<p>Zhg: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160215|2016-02-15]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160210&diff=7282MinutesExec201602102016-02-10T22:47:55Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a day finished an undertale lets play is emotionally compromised Skye had a day statistics an..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a day<br />
finished an undertale lets play<br />
is emotionally compromised<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a day<br />
statistics<br />
and then the phrase "that's statistics!"<br />
it's fine until skye gets sick of it<br />
...she should avoid cluster<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a day<br />
has been continuously really excited about the sentinels kickstarter<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a day<br />
got an email canceling morning class<br />
but no. physics.<br />
but made cookies!<br />
exam at 6:30<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a day<br />
the future is real and everything is terrible<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a day<br />
oh my god oh my god oh my god blah<br />
exam at 1:30, giant homework due midnight, assignments due friday<br />
so he's dying<br />
on the plus side, they got things done in the ctfws rules meeting<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a day<br />
murphy's mundane superpower is a complete inability to care about everything in the future<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
Bitterness Party<br />
7:00, Friday, PH A18*<br />
we can just bring mask making things to the place<br />
construction paper and markers for "i tolerate you" cards<br />
also that weird foam shit and scissors<br />
string and pipe cleaners<br />
fb event is go, bridge will happen soon<br />
candy<br />
dillon'll get it<br />
get stuff with nooooo peanuts anywhere near it<br />
<br />
ASSASSINS<br />
it's going well<br />
boomerang crashes a lot<br />
there's only been one rules dispute in 3 days<br />
player reports going well<br />
people have been asking about the ducks<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
low build turnouts<br />
average 3 or 4 people, including booth chairs<br />
time to publically shame the email list<br />
third build time<br />
probably thurs at 6:30<br />
it's okay to announce that there is no one at builds<br />
recruitment<br />
the people from the activities fair?<br />
we can address them specifically through the booth mailing list<br />
shirt<br />
it'll be done soon<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
CtFwS<br />
costco<br />
mike and dillon will figure it out<br />
gatorade and snacks yo<br />
judges<br />
we have a list<br />
12 people!<br />
dillon will post one more time to the kgb group (now)<br />
can send out when2meet now<br />
and send it to other people who email in later<br />
judges meeting times announced on saturday<br />
also gotta pick a second to run the meetings<br />
rules presentation<br />
mike, joe, murphy<br />
they should practice<br />
also we're possibly adding a tips slide<br />
postering<br />
murphy sent them to the student activities people<br />
murphy will change the other posters<br />
if he can't, tell us sooner rather than later<br />
posting on different facebook pages<br />
i.e. class of 201x pages<br />
erin will also send out an email about the new room to the alumni<br />
fence<br />
steelhacks want thing<br />
but after ctfws and...after steelhacks?<br />
also all they want is to dump rice pilaf all over it<br />
wow they're fucked<br />
we want it tuesday or wednesday<br />
skye confinced the donner housefellow NOT to take it<br />
it may rain<br />
we will not take the fence if it rains<br />
we'll bring out minifence<br />
people<br />
skye has a shortlist, and will collect more people over the weekend<br />
mike will copy the spreadsheet over and send it over on saturday<br />
paint<br />
ohhhh candyapple red color problems<br />
we need to inventory<br />
craig will do it when he goes by the kage today<br />
we need two full cans of red, one full can of yellow<br />
more if it's cold<br />
HAVE three<br />
fun stuff<br />
DJing<br />
maybe thursday!<br />
if it's not raining<br />
harry is the best<br />
hot chocolate?<br />
s'mores?<br />
rules meeting<br />
summary<br />
scott hall is completely out of bounds<br />
blue belt no longer has a timer<br />
there'll be a tips thing at the end of the presentation<br />
they're gonna have a review meeting monday after ctfws<br />
there are some tweaks they did<br />
timers are out of the rules, but they can stay on the belts<br />
(people can choose whether or not to use them to count)<br />
we can make the edits by just crossing stuff out in the paper handbooks<br />
and there are some more that they'll have to do (copyediting stuff)<br />
we're planning to start out with more flags to increase game length too<br />
we're gonna keep flagstate hidden<br />
dillon's making a bridge event<br />
walkthrough starts at 5:30<br />
<br />
NOMCOM<br />
do we have 4 people?<br />
dillon<br />
ed<br />
tim<br />
sam?<br />
only if he becomes a member<br />
skye will message mari just in case<br />
<br />
FUTURE EVENTS<br />
LDOC<br />
we got farpark!<br />
or at least we got a reimbursement<br />
murphy needs to be reimbursed<br />
<br />
zombies<br />
postering the weekend after ctfws<br />
maybe not gonna do that if it's snowing though<br />
they've got a set of mods, the list of which i've missed</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7281Minutes2016-02-10T22:21:52Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160210|2016-02-10]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160208&diff=7280Minutes201602082016-02-08T22:35:26Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS mike had a weekend went to the land of no comics (hanover) there was one street grad school interview! ..."</p>
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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
went to the land of no comics<br />
(hanover)<br />
there was one street<br />
grad school interview!<br />
some people had a lot of beer<br />
they might not go back<br />
flannel ment something else<br />
<br />
skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
fell on her ass at the event<br />
then ordered food and played silly games<br />
THEN ITR (record ass falling)<br />
also assassins!<br />
no ass falling yet<br />
also the KGB meeting is safe<br />
as is maggie mo right now<br />
<br />
dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
walked to an ice rink and fell on his ass twice<br />
there are photos<br />
also ran chinese new year for like 13 hours<br />
EVENT<br />
bitterness party<br />
7:00pm friday, PH A18*<br />
candy, also bitterness<br />
bring games<br />
<br />
erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
did some things probably<br />
was reminded that thermodynamics is still alive and well and exists<br />
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA<br />
<br />
zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
fell while skating and TOOK DILLON WITH THEM<br />
also went to the cult meeting<br />
don't worry about it<br />
and then watched star trek for two hours<br />
that set the tone for the weekend<br />
<br />
joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
started with skating for the second time ever<br />
didn't fall on his ass<br />
was doing it wrong<br />
was very bad at itr<br />
but it was very good<br />
y'all should watch crime films about old white men arguing about justice<br />
specifically, twelve angry men<br />
<br />
murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
I AM THE A-L-E-X-D-E-R oh my god okay<br />
<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
frieder<br />
frieder's computer has been on applecare since the summer of 2013<br />
it's been through a lot<br />
everything has been replaced<br />
<br />
slightly time displaced, excuse me?<br />
ALEXANDER HAMILTON, MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON<br />
<br />
misap swear of the week<br />
fucklamping douchecanoe<br />
<br />
"big data"<br />
<br />
thermodynamics exists<br />
coffee gets cold<br />
<br />
inside jokes<br />
jumbo large<br />
<br />
retroactive timetravel<br />
apparently frieder had an event in his calendar<br />
<br />
committee for old business<br />
the retroactive timetravel committee will untable at midnight tonight<br />
<br />
point of info<br />
is it permissable for committees to untable in the old business section<br />
if we table them in the future<br />
to be untabled in the past<br />
<br />
committee to make mike's life harder<br />
comics fight<br />
<br />
incredible annoyances<br />
ah yes<br />
the ducks<br />
<br />
assassins<br />
skye ALMOST bought the ducks that didn't make any noise<br />
it made the meeting loud<br />
<br />
misap assassins<br />
murphy blew the duck speaker<br />
<br />
booth<br />
builds!! ply cut! ply primed!<br />
come to booth!<br />
sat 2 - 5 in the kage<br />
sun 1:30 - 4:30 also in kage<br />
<br />
fonzy<br />
steven got a really nice leather jacket for xmas<br />
<br />
EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMEN<br />
LAFAYETTE<br />
<br />
"internet of things"<br />
"internet of shit"<br />
"internet of hackable things"<br />
"internet of internet"<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
claiming his second spirit of the thing is not steven's fault<br />
<br />
the committee for old business breathes a sigh of relief<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
the big data commmittee: the internet of things<br />
motion to walk around with little briefcases and suits and saying things like "business" and "numbers"<br />
passes<br />
a lot of the things in the internet of things that are hackable<br />
i legit can't tell if jane is saying actual things or just rattling off buzzwords<br />
oh also fire<br />
you know what really says big data<br />
when your excel file crashes because it's too big<br />
emacs<br />
i didn't understand the rest of the words<br />
change "internet of things" to "internet of people, places, things, and nouns as a whole"<br />
you know what really says big data<br />
math. perl. shared server hogs.<br />
i'm not data<br />
in old dreamweaver, if you opened an 8kb file, dreamweaver crashed<br />
it fucked stuff up<br />
silicon valley is usung the clouds for big data instead of water<br />
skye is taking a class in which the machine learning students routinely make the prof's comp crash<br />
nika made a pomegranite<br />
and had to make a LOT of seeds<br />
the pomegrante fucked the processor<br />
"i- i- i- seeds."<br />
frieder was trying to set stuff up at a hackathon<br />
his friend didn't understand python but did understand perl????<br />
PASSES<br />
$4 to frieder, anyone who works with big data and frieder will chair<br />
<br />
harry peaked in middle school: he took acting lessons and found an extra advertisement. he was accepted. he's credited on the same imdb page as ron jeremy and dustin diamond<br />
change "acting lessons" to "boxing lessons"<br />
passes<br />
change "boxing lessons: to ""boxing lessons""<br />
point o forder why boxing ring when square<br />
no<br />
change to "harry "peaked" in high school"<br />
passes<br />
my quotes are not consistent<br />
suck it cs<br />
motion to put quotation marks around the whole thing<br />
passes<br />
motion to put quotation marks around harry and middle school<br />
fails<br />
motion ot change name to "the unicode consortium: every single code point"<br />
pASSES<br />
motion to append "the code point for unicode love hotel" to the end<br />
PASSES<br />
change "the love hotel" with "u+1f3e9"<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to harry, ron jeremy will chair<br />
<br />
wait bryan: revenge<br />
wait bryan<br />
change name to "wait steven: berate steven"<br />
passes<br />
change purpose to "weighing various stevens"<br />
passes<br />
change purpose to "berating various stevens"<br />
fails<br />
change all instance of steven to "bryam"<br />
passes<br />
harry learns something every day<br />
wait bryam!<br />
change bryam with an identical person<br />
that's not how that works<br />
PASSES<br />
$13 to owen, disbanded<br />
<br />
bad memes: don't let your memes be dreams<br />
so you've ALL heard people say memes say "meymeys"<br />
ed has a coworker who beleaves it's "mem-eys"<br />
change purpose to "don't let your dremels to mammals"<br />
passes<br />
change purpose to "sweet dreams are made fo meymeys"<br />
change name and purpose to charlie brown noises<br />
passes<br />
and then michael got BINGO<br />
no storytelling commitee<br />
recind bingo :C<br />
THAT'S STATISTICS<br />
what if plinko<br />
frieder has bingo<br />
it's the attendance<br />
report from the storytelling committee<br />
murphy tells a story<br />
michael has bingo?<br />
this is confusing<br />
kelly has bingo?<br />
motion to change name to "good fucking question"<br />
passes<br />
motion to file a complaint with the bingo board for identical bingo boards<br />
filed<br />
PASSES<br />
$4 to frosty, whoever. anyone. will chair.<br />
<br />
kgbingo: to before every meeting, put together a bingo board for five members<br />
and they can shout it<br />
they'll get disticnt one<br />
tim had a class buy a guy called "jim jimbo kenkle"<br />
they made a HUGE bingo board<br />
(it was called jimbo)<br />
change name to "kg-jimbo"<br />
passes<br />
worms supports tim's story<br />
"internet of shit" "internet of shit" "internet of shit"<br />
"internet of shit!""internet of shit!""internet of shit!""internet of shit!"<br />
there's a kid's school next door<br />
fuck kids?<br />
motion to kill the joke<br />
the joke is now dead<br />
ear distances?????<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to tim, tim and skye will chiar<br />
<br />
chanting things: CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS<br />
IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA<br />
stop asking abou tthe number 7...<br />
down with communism! down with communism!<br />
if you're standing on the stage with a mic and say the same thing a bunch of times, eventually the audience will do it<br />
steven gregorian chants USA USA<br />
"ice, ice, icicle. bike, bike, bicycle. Test, test, testing 1, 2, 3"<br />
motion to pass this by aclimation motion to pass this by aclimation motion to pass this by aclimation motion to....<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
you could vote for this committee five or six times...or just once<br />
<br />
welcome to hell: to collect literally everyone who said this to kelly after she watched an anime last week<br />
was it madoka?<br />
YES<br />
welcome to hell<br />
harry also watched his first anime<br />
"i don't understand what my husband is saying"<br />
murphy relistened to hamilton and then BOTH mike and zora messaged him "welcome to hell"<br />
adhoc storytime<br />
owen and steven were in donner<br />
they let them come up with the chants<br />
steven's<br />
"we're not stopping...we're not stopping...we're not stopping..."<br />
and then steven wouldnt stop<br />
owen's<br />
everyone would point and laugh<br />
and then tehy would all stop at the same time and stare<br />
welcome to hell, steven says, having never been to hell<br />
most of us are going to hell<br />
owen at the friendmaking competition: "i'm not here to make friends"<br />
go to steven<br />
we are now in steven<br />
PASSES<br />
$6 to erin, anyone who just said "whelp" after their first anime will chair<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $60 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
real political procedure: to highlight political procedures that are so bad, you'd think it was a kgb meeting<br />
there's no analogue to the filabuster in the japanese system<br />
instead, if you want a vote to take forever, you just walk ver, very slowly to the ballot box<br />
they just banned sodomy in michigan<br />
even though it's unconstitutional<br />
the person just DOESN'T give a fuck<br />
steven: [REDACTED]<br />
owen has to recover from steven's joke<br />
last week, in the house of commons, someone just walked down and starting to read<br />
without calling a filabuster<br />
a guy almost got beaten to death after a THREE DAY SPEECH<br />
frieder is filabustering, and<br />
harry: [REDACTED]<br />
my minutes are kinkshaming the kgb<br />
the kgb as an org does not support kinkshaming<br />
that's what the k stands for<br />
the chair would entertain a motion to retract steven as our official spokesperson<br />
passes????<br />
he's surprised it took us this long<br />
bye anna<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, the first person to convince mike to let him sit down (murphy) will chair<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
bitterness party<br />
come play games<br />
we bitter<br />
on most days<br />
we'll bring candy!<br />
you bring games<br />
ctfws<br />
the 19th!<br />
if you're interested in judging, email exec@cmukgb.org<br />
also skye wants to paint the fence<br />
pls also email<br />
rules meeting<br />
tonight, 8pm, weh 8329 (judges room)<br />
<br />
artemis?<br />
talk to skye<br />
starship simulator<br />
harry's excited<br />
<br />
nomcom<br />
email us!<br />
you cna't be running in any elections<br />
and you have to be a dues paying member<br />
it involves running the elections<br />
we'll get you the info<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
apparently kgb exec got dates???<br />
somehting about the bitterness potty<br />
idk i was laughing about potty<br />
<br />
the boston accent has gone airborn<br />
meet bryan in his bioliguistics bunker<br />
<br />
michael has started a cult<br />
owen's interested<br />
talk to michael<br />
<br />
[REDACTED]<br />
<br />
kgbingo<br />
talk to skye<br />
<br />
we are now in purple</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7279Minutes2016-02-08T22:35:09Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160208|2016-02-08]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160203&diff=7278MinutesExec201602032016-02-03T22:34:13Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Mike had a two days spent most of today screaming about anime or hamilton entire twitter feed is blond anime boys Skye ..."</p>
<hr />
<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a two days<br />
spent most of today screaming about anime or hamilton<br />
entire twitter feed is blond anime boys<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a day. days.<br />
time has passed<br />
is melting under paperwork<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a day<br />
running meeting to meeting<br />
meetings until 11<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a day<br />
discovered that roberts 2 connects to hamerschlag f<br />
that cuts like 4 minutes off her commute<br />
either warm coffee or alcohol broke her buttercream<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a day<br />
930 pounds of books???<br />
hella fucked up about reality and adulthood yo<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a couple days<br />
just dropped a course<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a day<br />
overslept (woke up right before the meeting)<br />
fucked up sleep schedule!!<br />
woke up and had a lot of feelings about star wars<br />
also about his career<br />
<br />
let the record show that tim has had a day as well<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
KGB Falls On Its Ass<br />
$8 total. we've talked about this<br />
mike won't be there, dillon is in charge<br />
dillon is also buying hot chocolate<br />
there will be hot water<br />
weather?<br />
right now it looks great<br />
leaving 6:30, (really 6:35ish)<br />
we should post a reminder day-of<br />
pathfinding?<br />
murphy can do that thing<br />
he can also check to see if it's likely to be open<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
went to construction junction yesterday!<br />
bought wallpaper<br />
hype<br />
posters are up<br />
they're gonna do another round in a week or so<br />
posting is good<br />
shirts<br />
maddy is doing thing<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
Bitterness Party<br />
gbgc<br />
get candy<br />
wear a costume????<br />
mike fucked up then zora fucked up and now i guess we're doing this<br />
"find your perfect ghoul"<br />
<br />
ASSASSINS<br />
police<br />
skye emailed them<br />
they said "fine." like, verbatim<br />
skye may also call<br />
"the weapon is spoon, your life is a duck"<br />
posting<br />
do it a LOT<br />
event<br />
for the first meeting<br />
post in the kgb group<br />
skye needs to hook exec into the groupme that's the central communication for the game<br />
<br />
NEXT NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
CtFwS<br />
judges<br />
we've had some people email!<br />
we'll announce again on monday<br />
then figure out a time for the week of<br />
rules<br />
they polled the chat, but either way there should be an actual meeting<br />
BEFORE next week<br />
joe will announce the changes, if any, at next exec<br />
otherwise we use the rules from last semester<br />
postering<br />
get hype<br />
happening this weekend<br />
joe will update posters<br />
other posters go up later<br />
posters will to to residence halls before friday<br />
Fence<br />
start no later than tuesday<br />
monday was hard<br />
skye and murphy will be in charge<br />
shirt reprint?<br />
we were out of the playerstate graph and we were missing sizes<br />
there was some demand<br />
but, it's an investment and we already did shirt stuff this semester<br />
better to wait so cashflow works better<br />
can do next semester with new exec<br />
posting<br />
dillon will post to all groups<br />
erin will send emails NEXT week<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
nomcom<br />
current emails<br />
ed<br />
sam<br />
dillon<br />
we need one more<br />
announce it again on monday<br />
members of nomcom have to be voting members<br />
SAM NEEDS TO PAY HIS DUES<br />
<br />
FUTURE EVENTS<br />
LDOC<br />
farpark reserve<br />
allocation from exec discretionary fund for $75 to do the thing<br />
murphy is doing the thing<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
challenge coins<br />
this isn't a challenge<br />
skye CHALLENGES<br />
mike and erin lose<br />
anyway dillon has a spare challenge coin, we can buy it off him<br />
we'll deal with money stuff and jokes later<br />
possibly in meeting<br />
<br />
zombies<br />
march 20 - 25<br />
we'll talk about this later<br />
<br />
stories<br />
not many people showed up to the meeting<br />
it's gonna be manditory for old and new exec after elections<br />
also ed<br />
optional for anyone else</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7277Minutes2016-02-03T22:33:28Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
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*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
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<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160203|2016-02-03]]<br />
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<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
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[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160201&diff=7276Minutes201602012016-02-01T22:33:19Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Mike had a weekend upa they showed up zora showed up same outfit they did not coordinate ..."</p>
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<div>EXEC REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
upa<br />
they showed up<br />
zora showed up<br />
same outfit<br />
they did not coordinate<br />
went in search of business casual<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
began with upa<br />
got introduced to the riddle of the green glass door<br />
also portal<br />
much pop culture<br />
new people<br />
alicia, freshman (matsci?), boston, memory of goldfish<br />
sonia, engineering, jersey, can ride a bike<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
built a thing that counts (cluster!)<br />
argued abotu pasta at erins house<br />
EVENT<br />
KGB Falls on its Ass<br />
going to the schenley ice rink!<br />
meet at 6:30 on friday at the black chairs<br />
we'll walk over<br />
you can join us there if you're late<br />
$8 total<br />
$3 skate rental, $5 admission<br />
assume they only take cash<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
event!<br />
ed's birthday!<br />
including cake<br />
cried about thermodynamics<br />
was RIGHT about pasta<br />
(it breaks in 3 pieces)<br />
(submit to pravda)<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
started with the event<br />
DID NOT watch political debates on saturday because they got hella distracted by organizing comics<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
in order of importance<br />
made THAT<br />
you can buy and cook steak yourself<br />
discovered that you don't have to have a photo for the front page if you just pretend it's a black background and cover it with text<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
there was some drunkenness<br />
and also walking at 3am in 17 degree weather<br />
DIDN'T go down to the fitness center and walk in his full suit<br />
instead wandered around the uc basement for an hour<br />
<br />
BACK TO MIKE<br />
if you have a point of whatever, wait until mike calls on you!<br />
so people can hear you and they can figure out what's going on<br />
tablign<br />
cool it!!!<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
booth!<br />
lots of stuff done last weekend!<br />
art! allocating ply! cutting ply!<br />
builds!<br />
2:00 - 5:00 sat<br />
1:30 - 3:30 sun<br />
in the kage!<br />
<br />
drunk murphy drunk textsfrieder<br />
the video of murphy singing is WAY worse than he thought it was<br />
and it's only for frieder<br />
<br />
ad hoc counting in cluster<br />
we've already gotten to 100k<br />
because joe is a troll?<br />
<br />
corruption in harrisbugh?<br />
<br />
counting backeards from 6 million<br />
rip fine bros<br />
<br />
shit jokes<br />
why did the woman fall in love with teh egyptian king<br />
he was giving off good pharaoh-mones<br />
lmaowhat's spelling<br />
<br />
yarn all the time<br />
found ANOTHER project bag with ANOTHER half finished project in it<br />
<br />
poss ad hoc I can;'t find the letter w<br />
skye's grandma couldn't find the letter w on her ipad<br />
"my keyboard doesn't work like that"<br />
mike is getting a nobel prize<br />
don't worry about it<br />
<br />
prob not music minors<br />
murphy has a class in and did work in purnell??? how<br />
as he was leaving, two people just FULL on started acting like monkeys<br />
drama majors yo<br />
one day dillon might set foot in there<br />
<br />
ad hoc drama majors are scary<br />
frieder likes when thigns make sense and are logical<br />
<br />
ad hoc sleep schedule or something<br />
murphy was walking here and was like<br />
damn i'm so sorry i didn't sleep<br />
and then his phone was like<br />
"same"<br />
and then murphy learned that when he doesn't sleep his phone doesn't sleep<br />
<br />
let's ask stupid questions<br />
a goat ate money??? does it get punished???<br />
where did this come from<br />
<br />
ad hoc i want stupid answers<br />
can harry answer those questions<br />
sam can<br />
no and no<br />
in skyes first tepper course, they did a zombie apocalypse scenario<br />
mike is wrong<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
going to rocky horror and being out of place and very confused is not nika's fault this week<br />
<br />
committee for old business<br />
dead horse joke: joe would beat it forever but NOPE<br />
dilatory<br />
tabletop atheism: this is florida we don't need teeth<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to frieder<br />
seeing how long we can kepe this going: 0<br />
nah<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
unusually sized food: food is really really great when it comes in a size that is not its normal size<br />
so the pasta argument<br />
THEY MAKE SHORT SPAGHETTI<br />
change name to "itty bitty piskitty committee"<br />
PASSED<br />
what is happening with frieder<br />
it sounded like a tapeworm<br />
SLIDERS<br />
why<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to erin, anyone who likes tiny spaghetti<br />
<br />
internet is shit: to highlight advents of tech that doesn't work<br />
facetime<br />
there's a youtuber (casey neistat???) who wanted to capture some footage of the hudson<br />
sent a drone into the air<br />
lost connection<br />
and just. glided away.<br />
until it lost power and hovered down onto the roof<br />
of the apartment NEXT to him<br />
frieder is excited about facetime?<br />
he got to see the pacific ocean and a blue pixel at the SAME TIME<br />
counterpoint: panama<br />
eduroam<br />
panama's a myth<br />
motion to change purpose to "to create the interenet of theings wher the only things allowed are shit"<br />
pASSES<br />
add panama to the places that don't exist list<br />
which we have now?<br />
joe lost it<br />
motion to help joe find it?<br />
nah maybe not<br />
that's prob unethical brain surgery<br />
new standing rule: no brain surgery during kgb<br />
what's your opinion on mentally invasive brain surgery?<br />
NOOO<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to dillon, anybody who makes an internet of shit device<br />
<br />
point of info for new people: real dollars!<br />
<br />
gay communist gun club: yes<br />
mike: sign me the FUCK UP<br />
isn't this made redundant by the KGB rifle association<br />
point of info: is this for kgb members, or are the members gay communist guns<br />
YES<br />
what<br />
PASSES<br />
$5 to skye, members of the rifle association will chair<br />
<br />
or something: because sometimes creativity is too much effort<br />
it's a good idea<br />
point of info:<br />
internet of shit devices--also known as iOS devices?<br />
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
murphy is sad<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, frieder will chair<br />
<br />
short jokes: to see if we can get several oneliners under 6 words<br />
dwarf shortage<br />
stationary store moves<br />
i missed the other one<br />
isn't this more or less directly contrary to the purpose ofthe kgb as the organization<br />
YES<br />
knock<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to worms, zora will chair<br />
<br />
motion to assassinate the president<br />
WOW<br />
(murphy left)<br />
"air can still kill"<br />
<br />
drunk murphy drunk texts frieder: frieder might be reporting from this a lot<br />
he should submit those to pravda<br />
murphy consents<br />
worms reports that might be happening more<br />
harry once got blisteringly drunk at a convention and lost his phone<br />
recently found a voicemail from a friend from that night<br />
where the friend just went on for a minute and a half about how disappointed he was<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, frieder and drunk murphy will chair (only drunk murphy)<br />
<br />
unnecessary pants: that feel when you're outside and it's warm enough to be wearing shorts but you're already wearing pants<br />
change purpose to "pants are always unnecessary"<br />
FAILS<br />
change purpose to"kilts"<br />
pASSES<br />
murphy changed out of pajamas yesterday for the first time at 11:30 this morning<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to erin, people who wake up, walk outside, and then regret wearing pants will chair<br />
<br />
twright memorial committee would like to appreciate what just happened<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
point of emu:<br />
harry founda subreddit called r/ostriches<br />
devoted to content related to ostriches<br />
every single post was by ONE GUY (the owner)<br />
there were HUNDREDS of posts<br />
he made a post asking for mods<br />
and then harry and his friends became mods<br />
(dillonis tallest emu)<br />
<br />
point of mike<br />
so they went to australia<br />
and they went to a zoo where you could just wander into enclosures with kangaroos and emus<br />
so mike wandered in and up to a very pretty round stone<br />
ADN THEN THEY GOT CHASED BY AN EMU<br />
australia has lost wars against emus<br />
casualties:<br />
emus: 100s of birds<br />
humans: dignity<br />
glenn's mom has also been stalked by an emu<br />
<br />
one big emu: to be redundant with the kgb as a whole<br />
emu boooooooth<br />
change name to "one big emu to rule them all"<br />
passes<br />
while we're talkinga bou tlarge scary bird,s gotta bring up hasts eagle<br />
they wer eprobably hunted to extinction for SELF DEFENSE<br />
yeah, these are great, but they all pale in comparison to birds with photoshopped arms<br />
emus are badasses<br />
change purpose "emu dad: just a regular emu posing as a human dad"<br />
passes<br />
motion to change everyone in the kgb into an emu<br />
passes<br />
motion to enlist emudad into the australian miliatay<br />
sure hwatever<br />
motion to ship 2000 emus to austria<br />
world war III here we go<br />
motion to ship 2000 emus<br />
my otp<br />
mike would be such a good kindergarten teacher<br />
PASSES<br />
$4 to harry, 100 emu sized ducks or one duck sized emu will chair<br />
<br />
filabuster: i will not stop talking in a house. i will not stop talking with a mouse.<br />
this happened in congress last month<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, he and donald trump will chair<br />
<br />
have opinions: to bottle zora<br />
what is your favorite color.<br />
agree.<br />
murphy do they speak english in what.<br />
disagree.<br />
STRONGLY DISAGREE<br />
STRONGLY AGREE<br />
five?<br />
strong antisecond<br />
dilatory?<br />
motion to write all these things on the walls and stand next to them<br />
misap statistician committee:<br />
straightlining<br />
people will apparently just go back and forth because it's pretty<br />
thaaaaat's statistics<br />
point of story<br />
tim's teacher had veyr inconsistent grading schemes<br />
smiles<br />
a squirrel?<br />
two stars<br />
a four<br />
off prompt??<br />
point of fiction<br />
what<br />
what what what what<br />
actual dialogue from this actual meeting<br />
we have one politick<br />
PASSES<br />
$4 to joe, everyone who doesn't have strong opinions<br />
<br />
murphy why<br />
<br />
motion to enter an unmoderated caucus for no more than one minute<br />
???<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
KGB Falls on its Ass<br />
leaving 6:30 from the black chairs<br />
going to schenley ice rink (you can just join us there)<br />
ice skating!<br />
$5 to enter, $3 to rent skates ($8 total)<br />
bring cash<br />
<br />
capture the flag with stuff<br />
feb 19!<br />
tell your friends tell your friends pockets<br />
email exec if you wanna paint the fence!<br />
exec@cmukgb.org<br />
<br />
story stuff<br />
meeting tomorrow at 8pm in ph a21a<br />
<br />
assassins<br />
feb 7 through 12<br />
sign up!<br />
email assassins@cmukgb.org<br />
or show up on sunday feb 7 at 7pm in dh 1212<br />
<br />
Nomcom<br />
if you wanna be on it, email us!<br />
exec@cmukgb.org<br />
thanks 4 the remind sam<br />
<br />
exec<br />
if you're interested, come hang out<br />
4:40 in UC 306<br />
<br />
ctfws judges!<br />
email us (exec@cmukbg.org)<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
breaking news<br />
rebublican candidate donald trump just found out to be the HEAD OF A COMMITTEE FOR THE KGB???<br />
<br />
food after ice rink?<br />
worms will lead an adventure<br />
<br />
knock knock<br />
interrupting barbITR IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK<br />
10pm on saturday, wean 4 couches<br />
murphy will make an event<br />
<br />
cats<br />
erin has them<br />
hit her up<br />
<br />
we are now in purple</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7275Minutes2016-02-01T19:30:53Z<p>Zhg: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160201|2016-02-01]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=MinutesExec20160127&diff=7272MinutesExec201601272016-01-27T22:35:22Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike slept for 48 hours was an adult today bills make zero sense skye had a day not enough sleep t..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
slept for 48 hours<br />
was an adult today<br />
bills make zero sense<br />
<br />
skye<br />
had a day<br />
not enough sleep<br />
too much math<br />
tepper class???<br />
the prof crashed his comp<br />
he was warned<br />
<br />
dillon<br />
day<br />
still sick<br />
blowy nose every 30 minutes<br />
his words<br />
<br />
erin<br />
had a day<br />
exciting learning<br />
also cookies<br />
<br />
zora<br />
had a day<br />
is the poster monkey<br />
go to the anti-gender-based violence stuff re: tartanhacks<br />
google "beyond the binary cmu hackathon"<br />
<br />
joe<br />
has a mouthful of meringue<br />
highlight of his day<br />
<br />
murphy<br />
had a day<br />
all of his classes were cancelled<br />
he can't hear things<br />
it's. weird.<br />
<br />
THIS WEEK'S EVENT<br />
UPA<br />
7:00 friday breed hall<br />
we have 10 people!<br />
we need to print the contracts<br />
keeping track?<br />
dillon and zora<br />
(joe will be auctioning people off)<br />
important: don't insult the person<br />
if you wanna make a dig, check first<br />
credit card stuff<br />
it is reserved<br />
joe will pick it up bw 4 and 4:30 and return it mon morning<br />
joe and erin are authorized to use it<br />
dress fancy<br />
dillon will post reminder thurs night<br />
dillon will post about merch and credit card terminal in the event<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
they "tool timed"<br />
(tool training)<br />
built all but two flats that need to be built from scratch<br />
art meeting on sunday with booth chairs and zora<br />
meta planning<br />
hype<br />
posters are up<br />
dylan has been posting<br />
dylan will send an email<br />
craig will make sure he does<br />
home depot<br />
craig went<br />
(allocation has been made)<br />
shirt<br />
maddy is do thing<br />
two colors (shirt color + one dye color)?<br />
customink might have a thing to order???<br />
murphy will look into it<br />
actual tool training<br />
always TRAIN people<br />
even if they say they know how to do the thing<br />
and make sure that all the booth chairs are trained<br />
<br />
<br />
NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
falls on its ass<br />
rates<br />
$5 admission<br />
$3 for skates<br />
timing<br />
leave black chairs at 6:30?<br />
it's a 30ish minute walk<br />
the place opens at 7:00<br />
there's an inside thing so we can wait<br />
what about PPG<br />
it's bus, not quite as escapable<br />
technically less walking<br />
more expensive<br />
nah<br />
if the weather's bad we just stay in and have gbgc<br />
announce at 3:00ish<br />
<br />
NEXT NEXT WEEK'S EVENT<br />
2/12 is bitterness<br />
get candy, whatevs<br />
people can bring video games<br />
<br />
ASSASSINS<br />
2/7 - 2/12<br />
ends around 6 on friday<br />
the ducks have arrived<br />
skye will post in the main group<br />
...already posted in other groups<br />
spoons are nearly ready<br />
skye will email campus police<br />
dillon made the assassins@ email, it's forwarding to skye<br />
<br />
OTHER STUFF<br />
monday meeting<br />
skye ran the meeting<br />
concerns:<br />
making the same motion twice<br />
basically, no repeats immediately<br />
chair just says dilatory<br />
end discussion earlier<br />
like, just end it when it dies down<br />
tabling<br />
things have been untabling partway through the meeting<br />
time to stop that now<br />
just have everything untable immediately at the beginning<br />
also: dilatory tabling more<br />
this year's bugmars<br />
we can actually ask people to make different jokes at the beginning of the meeting<br />
hurtful voting<br />
no violence not funny<br />
no like actually<br />
laugh at x really doesn't work<br />
also check with them<br />
procedural<br />
we vote hands/hands for non-committee-passing deals<br />
(go ham for committee passing only)<br />
manipulate the voting!!! obvious majority to pass, unless you don't want the thing<br />
like, sorry, members, this is humor theory<br />
<br />
nomcom itself<br />
erin will post tonight on facebook<br />
ask for people to email exec<br />
also if people are curious about exec or how to be a voting member: just ask us<br />
dillon is chair<br />
<br />
zombies<br />
happening in march<br />
will poster in february<br />
skye has mods<br />
<br />
shirts<br />
they're here!<br />
most people picked up their shirts<br />
the spreadsheet for the order form is in the kgb folder<br />
(green is paid, red is rejected???)<br />
should bring shirts to UPA<br />
carrying??<br />
murphy needs hands<br />
erin can do<br />
worst case scenario, two trips<br />
tim is best (also has arms)<br />
<br />
FUTURE EVENTS<br />
ctfws 2/19<br />
postering will happen next week<br />
we'll worry about counting stuff not this week<br />
rules stuff<br />
joe will work on it?<br />
we might play with whether or not we revert to doc oc</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7271Minutes2016-01-27T22:35:12Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160127|2016-01-27]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7270Minutes2016-01-27T22:34:53Z<p>Zhg: </p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-27]]<br />
<br />
<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Minutes]]</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20160125&diff=7269Minutes201601252016-01-25T22:30:30Z<p>Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike is harry had a weekend probably involved anime and pastries and running the kgb as an org in other times, harry saw Si..."</p>
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<div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
is harry<br />
had a weekend<br />
probably involved anime and pastries and running the kgb as an org<br />
in other times, harry saw Sisters and got drunk in an elevator<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
did stuff<br />
new people<br />
cliff, cs, connecticuit, hates the name games<br />
david, mcs???, new jersey, name is david<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
can never remember what he did<br />
itr???<br />
steven universe?<br />
EVENT<br />
Useless People Auction<br />
7:00pm Friday Breed Hall (MM 103)<br />
it's a big fundraiser!<br />
willing members auction off their time<br />
including exec as a unit<br />
buy our humans<br />
OTHER EVENT<br />
CTFWS<br />
Feb 19, DH 2315, 7:00 start time<br />
like mariokart meets capture the flag<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
tool training<br />
also not homework<br />
dropped a class, needed units<br />
stucotime<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
had a to-do list! did stuff on it!<br />
also watched a LOT of anime<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
did a lot of stuff<br />
including constitutional revisionism<br />
the printers are GARBAGE<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
built the KGSLD/SHT PRNCSS<br />
and BEER and SLEDDING and ITR and EAT N PARK<br />
and then did nothing on sunday<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
ad hoc offline social media<br />
skye has a message<br />
MESSAGE FAILED TO SEND<br />
("fuck off frieder")<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
two builds!<br />
construction sat 2 - 5<br />
art sat 1:30 - 3:30<br />
but both things happen at both builds!<br />
<br />
misap people who view the booth committee from afar<br />
harry found a booth poster<br />
!!!<br />
he did not know it was from kgb<br />
<br />
shit jokes<br />
mariachi band that plays a certain cover<br />
hispanic at the disco<br />
<br />
up with the sickness<br />
that was the joke<br />
murphy doesn't wanna get sick<br />
<br />
ad hoc to buy profs clocks<br />
if your class is taught all the way down craig street, LET OUT ON TIME<br />
<br />
ad hoc criminal activity in conj with storytelling<br />
they were at eat n park<br />
there was a guy asleep in a booth<br />
he was Not Healthy<br />
they called the paramedics<br />
there were 11 at one point<br />
at one point someone heard the guy, in the bathroom, call his mom<br />
"ma, take the shoeboxes out from under my bed and put them in the treehouse"<br />
"it doesn't matter"<br />
"just do it"<br />
"i have to go"<br />
<br />
shit heard at eat n park<br />
apparently TOO MANY PEOPLE BEAT EACH OTHER WITH WATER PITCHERS AT FUCKOCLOCK<br />
<br />
i love my parents but<br />
mari's mom made memes of herself on vacation<br />
<br />
all weather toms<br />
success!<br />
<br />
all weather toms<br />
cortina<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
whatever happens at UPA isn't frieder's fault<br />
<br />
committee for old business<br />
not...yet....<br />
<br />
exec get it together interlude<br />
if you wanna sell yourself, email exec<br />
if you're not comfy with any buyers, contact erin in advance<br />
or another exec member<br />
<br />
committee for old business calls for the order of the day<br />
new old business: i'm sorry tim<br />
PASSES<br />
$5 to maddy, tim will chair (thank god)<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
new and special kind of hell: to be redundant with the kgb as a whole<br />
append o to end of name<br />
passes<br />
harry was scratching his neck<br />
motion to table for one week<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
committee will not be tabled for any amount of time whatesoever ever: idk it's an experiment<br />
motion to table indefinately<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
indecisive bakers: erin couldn't decide if she wanted to make macaroons or marengues (i'm sorry) so she just started whipping egg whites<br />
she made the one i can't spell<br />
motion to table it for a week<br />
FAILS<br />
motion to preheat oven to 350<br />
PASSES<br />
motion ot have prepared one earlier<br />
passes<br />
motion to realize that we don't have ANY of the other ingredients<br />
fails<br />
motion to eat the thing<br />
sure<br />
a gentle stirring motion<br />
ding!<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to erin, anybody who knows they want to bake SOMETHING but doesn't quite know what<br />
<br />
the committee to return to old business for exactly one committee report: DEAR GOD JOE WHY<br />
he said a bunch of stuff that's the purpose<br />
i'm not<br />
oh my god<br />
o h m y g o d<br />
motion to table indefinitely and forget this ever happened<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
the committee of forms: the ability to synthesize the pure platonic form of registration<br />
apparently every dnd game glenn gm's involves paperwork worshipers<br />
change name to "the platonic committee"<br />
sure<br />
motion to change it back<br />
friendly???<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, kelly?<br />
<br />
ad hoc committee for old business calls for the remaining orders of the day<br />
tabletop atheist committee: fuck drew and your elkridge ambiants<br />
I SPELLED IT RIGHT<br />
change purpose to "this is florida we don't need teeth"<br />
PASSES<br />
motion to table this committee for one week<br />
PASSES<br />
misuse of tables: to drop tables on kgb members who keep tableing items for discussion<br />
PASSES<br />
$6 to erin, anyone who votes no on a tbale motion<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for booth stuff<br />
call for the the treasurer to say words<br />
we have the money!<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
committeee to see how long we can keep this going: what<br />
motion to table fo rone week<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
motion to filabuster<br />
too fucking late<br />
<br />
motion to filabuster<br />
i still don't knowo how to spell that either<br />
<br />
motion to create the all weather tom: to get a person, and like, make him a member, and like, equip him with...<br />
motion to make this person tom werner<br />
oh my god<br />
motion ot change name to "battle of tom the department heads"<br />
passes<br />
change purpose to "get all the department heads named tom and have them battle it out"<br />
passes<br />
motion to do that but instead in the pit<br />
sure. this did nothing. do that means nothing<br />
mtion to make sure pit is spelled with two t's<br />
PASSESS<br />
i mean y'all can<br />
YOU ALL TALK SO FAST<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to kelly, tom cortina will chair<br />
<br />
change all fish to bugmars<br />
technically this reqs a constitutional ammendment<br />
<br />
motion to make a standing rule that "point of ____" will be acceptable to mean whatever the hell the person follows it with<br />
point of ass<br />
motion to table indefinitely<br />
FAILS<br />
motion to table indefinitely<br />
FAILS<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
motion to repeal that standing rule<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
point of first<br />
hi<br />
<br />
point of ?<br />
does the word need to be in english?<br />
no<br />
<br />
motion to prematurely untable all tabled motions<br />
out of order<br />
<br />
point of explanation<br />
mike is gonna love this<br />
<br />
point of nonexplanation<br />
can we not explain this to mike<br />
<br />
motion to not explain this to mike<br />
dilatory<br />
<br />
point of no return<br />
that was TWO WORDS<br />
<br />
point of interesting<br />
int he us tabling means to table it<br />
in the uk it means to call the question<br />
<br />
point of why<br />
<br />
motion to convene and ent-moot<br />
no<br />
<br />
keeping secrets from mike: pointy things<br />
yikes<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to frieder, mike will chiar<br />
<br />
let's move on from this: pretty much that and do anything else<br />
the get on with it committee disapproves<br />
point of ruleswanking: the damage has been done<br />
ruleswanking is one word<br />
i feel it in my soul<br />
point of unlockable: how do you fele about this<br />
it's zora's fave teaching tool<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, he will chair<br />
<br />
motion to move on to announcements<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
Useless People Auction<br />
7:00 Friday MM103<br />
Sell yourself! Buy people! Capitalism!<br />
Dress Classy<br />
<br />
OTHER EVENT<br />
ctfws<br />
feb 19!! dh 2315<br />
<br />
story revising<br />
if you're interested fill out murphy's form<br />
it's revising the ug tour stories<br />
<br />
assassins<br />
feb 9th to the 16th<br />
let skye know<br />
<br />
shirts!!<br />
we have them! if you ordered one, come collect it and pay us<br />
if you didn't, we have extras<br />
wait a minute though so it's not chaos<br />
we also have the scarves<br />
cost<br />
shirts: $10 for members, $15 for not<br />
hoodie: $20 for members, $25 for not<br />
scarves we'll figure out<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
define fancy<br />
yes<br />
<br />
yow</div>Zhghttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes&diff=7268Minutes2016-01-25T22:30:20Z<p>Zhg: </p>
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<div>[[User:Edanaher|edanaher]] had, or so he claims, posted minutes.<br />
<br />
Then [[csawyer]] posted minutes, but not to the wiki.<br />
<br />
Even thener it was [[dbesse]] to post minutes, usually just by tagging them.<br />
<br />
The thenest of them all was [[jboning]] who sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Next the duty fell to [[twright]], who even more sporadically dumped them onto the wiki.<br />
<br />
Later, the job passed to the exuberant hands of [[tbroman]]. You would not be surprised if the wiki had a 'no dumping zone' sign.<br />
''"I mean, I don't understand. Why ''wouldn't'' you always upload everything less than three hours after the meeting?"'' -tbroman, September 2011<br />
<br />
''"Oh, that's why."'' -tbroman, 4 months and a semester of 251 later<br />
<br />
The uptick of minutes wankery in the RecSec increased again as [[Xander]] took office.<br />
<br />
Then [[zhg|Zora]] was the man behind the curtain.<br />
<br />
And now, [[sctoor|Skye]] has the ball. It's a squishy ball, that tends to stick to things when you throw it.<br />
For reference, I post the minutes about an hour after every meeting, and I have a spreadsheet. Dyslec-Sec RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
Of course, after a year of juggling, [[sctoor|Skye]] spiked the ball right back to [[zhg|Zora]], who is awfully enticed by all that fancy RecSec power.<br />
<br />
These lists are here. Sometimes they don't get updated. Check [[:Category:Minutes]]. You might have a bit more success.<br />
<br />
===General Body Meetings===<br />
*[[Minutes20060828|2006-08-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060904|2006-09-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060911|2006-09-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060918|2006-09-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20060925|2006-09-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061002|2006-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061009|2006-10-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061016|2006-10-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061023|2006-10-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061030|2006-10-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061106|2006-11-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061113|2006-11-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061120|2006-11-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061127|2006-11-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061204|2006-12-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20061211|2006-12-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080428|2008-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080505|2008-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080512|2008-05-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080825|2008-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080901|2008-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080908|2008-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080915|2008-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080922|2008-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20080929|2008-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081006|2008-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081013|2008-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081020|2008-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081027|2008-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081103|2008-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081110|2008-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081117|2008-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081124|2008-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081201|2008-12-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20081208|2008-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100426|2010-04-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100503|2010-05-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100510|2010-05-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100823|2010-08-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100830|2010-08-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100906|2010-09-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100913|2010-09-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100920|2010-09-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20100927|2010-09-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101004|2010-10-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101011|2010-10-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101018|2010-10-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101025|2010-10-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101101|2010-11-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101108|2010-11-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101115|2010-11-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101122|2010-11-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101129|2010-11-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101206|2010-12-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101213|2010-12-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110110|2011-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110117|2011-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110124|2011-01-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110131|2011-01-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110207|2011-02-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110214|2011-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110221|2011-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110228|2011-02-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110314|2011-03-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110321|2011-03-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110328|2011-03-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110404|2011-04-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110411|2011-04-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110418|2011-04-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110425|2011-04-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110502|2011-05-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110509|2011-05-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110829|2011-08-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110905|2011-09-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110912|2011-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110919|2011-09-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20110926|2011-09-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111003|2011-10-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111010|2011-10-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111017|2011-10-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111024|2011-10-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111031|2011-10-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111107|2011-11-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111114|2011-11-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111121|2011-11-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111128|2011-11-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111205|2011-12-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111212|2011-12-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20111219|2011-12-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120116|2012-01-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120123|2012-01-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120130|2012-01-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120206|2012-02-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120213|2012-02-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120220|2012-02-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120227|2012-02-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120305|2012-03-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120319|2012-03-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120326|2012-03-26]]<br />
<br />
<br />
*[[Minutes20110423|2012-04-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120430|2012-04-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120508|2012-05-07. Yes. I know I got the date wrong. But I have not yet figured out how to change page titles, so that is the way it is going to stay :P]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120515|2012-05-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120827|2012-08-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120903|2012-09-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120910|2012-09-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20120917|2012-09-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20101001|2012-10-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121008|2012-10-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121015|2012-10-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121022|2012-10-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121029|2012-10-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121105|2012-11-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121112|2012-11-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121119|2012-11-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121203|2012-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20121210|2012-12-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130422|2013-04-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130424|2013-04-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130506|2013-05-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130513|2013-05-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130826|2013-08-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130902|2013-09-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130909|2013-09-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130916|2013-09-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130923|2013-09-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130930|2013-09-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131007|2013-10-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131014|2013-10-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131021|2013-10-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131028|2013-10-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131104|2013-11-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131111|2013-11-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131811|2013-18-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20132511|2013-25-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130212|2013-02-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20130912|2013-09-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20131612|2013-16-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141301|2014-13-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142001|2014-20-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142701|2014-27-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140302|2014-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141002|2014-10-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141702|2014-17-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20142402|2014-24-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140303|2014-03-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140317|2014-03-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140324|2014-03-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140331|2014-03-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140407|2014-04-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140414|2014-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140421|2014-04-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140428|2014-04-28]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140505|2014-05-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140825|2014-08-25]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140901|2014-09-01]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140908|2014-09-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140915|2014-09-15]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140922|2014-09-22]]<br />
*[[Minutes20140929|2014-09-29]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141006|2014-10-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141013|2014-10-13]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141020|2014-10-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141027|2014-10-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141103|2014-11-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141110|2014-11-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141117|2014-11-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141124|2014-11-24]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141203|2014-12-03]]<br />
*[[Minutes20141208|2014-12-08]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150112|2015-01-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150119|2015-01-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150126|2015-01-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150202|2015-02-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150209|2015-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150216|2015-02-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150223|2015-02-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150302|2015-03-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150316|2015-03-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150323|2015-03-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150330|2015-03-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150406|2015-04-06]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150414|2015-04-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150420|2015-04-20]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150427|2015-04-27]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150504|2015-05-04]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150831|2015-08-31]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150907|2015-09-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150914|2015-09-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150921|2015-09-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 1|2015-09-28 1]]<br />
*[[Minutes20150928 2|2015-09-28 2]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151005|2015-10-05]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151012|2015-10-12]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151019|2015-10-19]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151026|2015-10-26]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151102|2015-11-02]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151109|2015-11-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151116|2015-11-16]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151123|2015-11-23]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151130|2015-11-30]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151207|2015-12-07]]<br />
*[[Minutes20151214|2015-12-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160111|2016-01-11]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160118|2016-01-18]]<br />
*[[Minutes20160125|2016-01-25]]<br />
<br />
===Executive Board Meetings===<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060823|2006-08-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060830|2006-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060920|2006-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20060927|2006-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061004|2006-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061011|2006-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061018|2006-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061025|2006-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061101|2006-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061108|2006-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061115|2006-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061129|2006-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20061206|2006-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080430|2008-04-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080507|2008-05-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080827|2008-08-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080910|2008-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080917|2008-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20080924|2008-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081001|2008-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081008|2008-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081015|2008-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081022|2008-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081029|2008-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081105|2008-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081112|2008-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081119|2008-11-19]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20081126|2008-11-26]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100428|2010-04-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100505|2010-05-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100825|2010-08-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100908|2010-09-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100915|2010-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100922|2010-09-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20100929|2010-09-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101006|2010-10-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101013|2010-10-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101020|2010-10-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101027|2010-10-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101103|2010-11-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101110|2010-11-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101117|2010-11-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101201|2010-12-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20101208|2010-12-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110114|2011-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110121|2011-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110128|2011-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110204|2011-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110211|2011-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110218|2011-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110225|2011-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110318|2011-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110325|2011-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110401|2011-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110408|2011-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110415|2011-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110420|2011-04-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110427|2011-04-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110830|2011-08-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110906|2011-09-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110913|2011-09-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110920|2011-09-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20110927|2011-09-27]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111004|2011-10-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111011|2011-10-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111018|2011-10-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111025|2011-10-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111101|2011-11-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111108|2011-11-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111115|2011-11-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111129|2011-11-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20111206|2011-12-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120117|2012-01-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120124|2012-01-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120131|2012-01-31]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120207|2012-02-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120214|2012-02-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120221|2012-02-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120228|2012-02-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120306|2012-03-06]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120320|2012-03-20]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120424|2012-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20120501|2012-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130424|2013-04-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130501|2013-05-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130829|2013-08-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130905|2013-09-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130910|2013-09-10]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130917|2013-09-17]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20130924|2013-09-24]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131001|2013-10-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131008|2013-10-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131015|2013-10-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131022|2013-10-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131029|2013-10-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131105|2013-11-05]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131112|2013-11-12]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131118|2013-11-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20131203|2013-12-03]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140114|2014-01-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140121|2014-01-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140128|2014-01-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140204|2014-02-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140211|2014-02-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140218|2014-02-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140225|2014-02-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140304|2014-03-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140318|2014-03-18]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140325|2014-03-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140401|2014-04-01]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140408|2014-04-08]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20140415|2014-04-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150422|2015-04-22]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150429|2015-04-29]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150902|2015-09-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150909|2015-09-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150915|2015-09-15]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150923|2015-09-23]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20150930|2015-09-30]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151007|2015-10-07]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151014|2015-10-14]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151021|2015-10-21]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151028|2015-10-28]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151104|2015-11-04]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151111|2015-11-11]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151202|2015-12-02]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20151209|2015-12-09]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160113|2016-01-13]]<br />
*[[MinutesExec20160121|2016-01-21]]<br />
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<br />
===Older Minutes===<br />
The particularly adventuresome may wish to seek [[rlambert|rlambert's]] minutes in the KGB's [http://community.livejournal.com/cmukgb/ LiveJournal of Lore]. Minutes yet older have been consigned to the depths of KGB's [[University Center|UC]] office.<br />
All of the following contain both general body meetings and exec meetings. Ripped from the LiveJournal.<br />
*[[Minutes20041125|2004-11-25]]<br />
*[[MinutesNovember-December2004|November-December 2004]]<br />
*[[MinutesDecember2004|December 2004]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050103?|2005-01-03?]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050110|2005-01-10]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050117|2005-01-17]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050127-20050209|2005-01-27 - 2005-02-09]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050214|2005-02-14]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050221|2005-02-21]]<br />
*[[Minutes20050228-20050321|2005-02-28 - 2005-03-21]]<br />
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