Quuxum

G. Gollinger (born 27 April 1978), previous alias greg4, alias DrQuuxum, is a KGB member of dubious standing since June 2004. She was introduced to the KGB after a lunch heisendate with Jcipa.

Quuxum, despite her usual handle, does not have a doctoral degree. She holds a BS Cum Laude from Westminster College in Computer Science and Mathematics.

She has been employed as a systems analyst for the University of Pittsburgh since 2000. She briefly worked in the Phallus of Ignorance helping to create a computer lab image, but was soon shipped to be the system administrator of the departments of Physics & Astronomy and Geology & Planetary Science. She dropped Geology in May 2001 and has been solely in Physics & Astronomy ever since.

As Quuxum is not a student activities fee-paying member, she is disqualified from holding an exec position. However, she has frequently contributed resources (usually her car) for many KGB activities. This is precisely why she sold so much higher than I did at the 2017 Useless People Auction. I'm not bitter. At all.

Quuxum owns several committees, including the Gratuitous Obscenity Committee, the Ministry of Llama Control, the Zombie Feynman Committee, the Committee To Find or Build a Fucking Theremin (with gwillen), the Commitee To Find or Build Glisson a Fish, OMNOMNOMDOMZOMGCOM, the Committee To Suggest Trebuchet Targets, the Committee To Secretly Replace Luke Ravenstahl with jcreed, and the aptly-named Committee To Get DrQuuxum To Buy More Committees To Get Us More Money.