Minutes20200210

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Had a weekend. There was event, where he beat liam in a money much as ronald mcdonald x2. HAMMERS! TRY SOME FRIES. His breakfast today was hotdogs from Liam, at 3pm. That was pretty good, cause of homemade bread.``

   Kaylie - Had a weekend, went sledding! And went to taco bell at midnight. I love it, fight me. Had a 'cat party' for her 'cats', but the cake did not arrive. Look forward to seeing a chicken/tuna 'cake', along with her 'cats'.

   Mitchell - Had a weekend. For some reason, video game night became smash. Lots of smash. Had to read a research paper by FARNAM??????

   Mckenna - Had a weekend. Went skiing on a 'Caution: Floor is wet' sign, and I took a photo of Kass at her party with a bunch of party hats. She's a catosaurus. Also, I blew up a bomb.

   Woody - Pass out the attendance! - Had a weekend! Mostly defused bombs, and tried to make a game about how to play basketball when you can't see anything and also are a basketball.

   James - Went to a cats birthday party instead of a humans. His friends now think that he thinks cats are more important than them. Coincidentally, this is true.
       Kate - TBF, it was two cat's birthday parties
       James - Coincidentally, it was also two humans.

   Kushal - Had a weekend, at a lot of cheeseballs. Then went ice skating for the first time ever, and Oh god is it painful.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Liam - Pokemon rights - Tim has declared wigglytuff to not be real, and should be shamed.

   Woody - The hivemind committee would like to report - We have nothing to report. And report.

   Liam - Corn subsidies - We're up a few cents!

   Kate - Cats are stupid - At said cat birthday party, half of it the cats spent rolling on the ground, in place, sychronized. It was the dumest I've ever seen a cat look.

   Liam - Wait, fuck - Wait, fuck

   Kate - Booth Committee - We're most of the way through our floor! We're hoping to get through the rest of it tomorrow! It will definitely be done by Saturday, unless you make us all cry by not showing up :(
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       The chair would like to point out that you don't have to say POI before you ask. You can just called on.

   Liam _ KGB counter revolutionary - The KGB government in exile is also our enemy

   Tim - Spontenaituy, spelled spontenuigoo (?)
       Brought to you by things found while looking for the "wait, fuck" committee

   Kate - Point of happy birthday, happy birthday mitchell

   Mitchell - POI, I don't like green eggs, fish fish fish....
       Liam - Moition to \end{shut up nerd and political science and knuckles}
           Motion died mid-process?
           Kushal - Didn't mitchell "I don't like green eggs and ham"?
           WE'RE NOW IN A MOTION TO EJECT KUSHAL FROM THE MEETING
               Failed, Kushal remains
           Back in the previous motion.
           Oliver - Call the question
           Henry - Floor is lava - The floor is not lava, has never been lava, and if you eject me will never be lava again.

       Failed, not happening

OLD BUSINESS

   Who has the thing? James!
   Who wants it? Kate!
       It's not her fault that she doesn't have to give it to Henry. Everything Henry does with it, though, is her fault.
   *Immediately gives the thing to Henry*

   Henry - POO
   Liam - POI, how much do I have to pay you to go to Oklahoma, throw it into a cornfield, and return without it
   Sawyer - Point of Inquiration?
   Kate - Motion to allocate 50 cents for that

   Tim - Standing rule that the presidents squeaky gavel become our new parlimentary mace. Takes effect February 17th.
   Passed, been changed.

   No further orders!

NEW BUSINESS

   A nominating committee has been formed! Chaired by Mitchell, with Ellen, Tim, and Henry!
       What's it do? Nomiate people to be on Exec! Have to maintain the appearance of Neutrality, but they dislike EMPTY SLATES.
       When are the elections? Annual meeting, on 4/20!

       Liam - Motion to recall the nomination committee?
           NO

       Liam - Motion to recall Mitchell from the nom com?
           NO, EVEN MORE

   Kushal - Organizing committee for the KGB government in exile approves of this committee.

   Kate - Motion to make a subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the president: COmmittee to steal teh scepter
       Purpose: What do you think, numnut[sz].
   Passed, sold to Kate for $1, chaired by any member of Kremlin who also satisfies the rules for being the chair of the subcommittee.

   Liam - SR such that a motion to create a committee is always a priveliged motion

   Mckenna - Motion to #define "I can't hear you"{Said in a sing-song voice} as dilatory.

   Liam - Motion to declare the chair vacant
       Tim - When, in the course of human events, I become too tired to make a meme - Eh
   Failed, by voter suppresion

   Kaylie - Motion to create the real and true facts proven by graphs committee
       Purpose - Informing the general body of basically that
       Liam - I think, if you charge Nick Cage movies with deaths in pools, they correlate very strongly.
       Mckenna - I have the book if you want to read it
       Liam - Maine anti-nationalism committee would like to support the consumption of margarine
   Passed, sold to Woody for $3, chaired by Woody and anyone who can be correlated with being on the committee

   Oliver - Procrastination committee
   Purpose: I'll think about that later
   Tabled for a month

   Liam - Motion to create the good time management committee
   Purpose: Untabled the procrastination committee
   Tabled to two months

   Kate - #define a motion to snooze as a motion to be tabled for 1 week.
       Ammendment - If liam wakes up Dez after his alarm has gone off twice, he is not an asshole.
   Passed by abstention

   Henry - Motion to #define #define as does not meme
   "I can't hear you"

   Liam - Motion to make a standing rule st #defintions are priviged motions. When these are passed inside of other motions, the count as ammendments to the motions.
   Passed, been changed.

   Henry - Motion to create the committee to lose the thing in washing machine
   Purpose - Throwing two quarters into the washing machine
       Tim - POO, this is why the food that was purchased for the committee to make Liam made was lumped into the snacks
       Liam - Motion to allocate $1000 to just sit on the table next meeting
       Liam - Motion to #define "Two quarters" as the thing
           Failed.
       Mitchell - Motion to #define oklahoma as a washing machine
       Tim - POI, there is no longer corn in oklahoma
       Woody - Motion to #define washing machines as the thing
           Failed
       Tim - Call the question
   Passed, sold to Liam, for a bushel of corn that is no longer grown in Oklahoma, chaired by whoever is currently in posesion of the thing (Henry)

   Mitchell - Motion to embezzle $69
       Anti-seconded

   Kate - Motion to embezzle $68.99
       Sawyer - Motion to #define "Stalling" as "Making a very valid argument", passed

   Tim - Motion to salute all of you all

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - We're exec! We meet on thrusdays! This is fast so I'm not gonna write it all!

   Mitchell - We have an event! It's bitterness night party! We buy overpriced candy, and you eat it!

   Kate - Hello, we build booth like twice a week! *SCREECHING NOISES* ...making it on saturday! Also if you want to like, do art, let me know so I can add you to the art chat I'm making soon! As you know, our theme is Jojo, and every year we make shirts! If you're interested in making shirts, please tell the booth chairs!

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - Motion to #define "jojo's bizarre adventure" as "naruto"

   Tim - If anyone is interested in me reading to the kgb manifesto, it starts with "When in the course of human events," come see me

   Oliver - Purple purple SG SG SG SG SG P P P SG fish fish fish

   Tim - P P SG lots of colors and observe the giant tetrahedons observing outside.