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When you prevent someone from getting laid, it is called a Cock Block

When you steal someone's boat space, it is called a Dock Block.

When you prevent an electrical surge, it is called a Shock Block.

When You slay a Beast of mythical proportions with the Vorpal Sword, it is called a Jabberwok Block.

When you prevent a shitty pop singer from autotuning herself it is called a Tic-Tok Block.

When you prevent two majestic birds from mating it is called an Add-Hawk Block.

When you prevent someone from fulfilling their genetic imperative before it is too late, it is called a Biological Clock Block.

When you crash the market, it is called a Stock Block.

When you steal someone's footwear, it is called a Sock Block.

When you forcibly remove someone's ugly footwear that has not been popular in years, yet they still insist on being seen in public wearing them, it is called a Croc Block.

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When you stop some beautiful classical music from being performed, it is sometimes a Bach Block.

Link, the Hero of Time, has often performed an Octorock Block.

When you prevent two things from snapping together properly, it is called an Interlock Block

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