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MINS 4/23/2018

OFF REPS
    -Dylan
        -Had a year.  Been long. Hap to prez.  Been good.
    -Katie
        -Had a year.  New people, lots of booth and we built a booth.
    -Ian
        -Had a year.  Tired.  Whoops.
    -Ellen
        -Had a year.  Things are new, surprise.
    -Dez
        -Had a year.  I had to record the things you say.  Why?  WHY!?!?!?.  I hate all of you.
    -Joe
        -Had a year.  Quite a lot of shit.  Your collective money:
            -Started with quite a lot allocated for prev expenses, too much in cash, quite a lot in account.
            -$a lot on committee, somwhere between 500-5000
            -Org raised $4970 in sales
            -$2833 in account
            -remaining amount of allocations
            -We can expect to have ~$2000 in account, fairly standard
            -Some SCC re-imbursement
            -SOLIDARITY FOREVER FUND
            -$15,000 pledged
            -Need pledges by june next year
            -On Booth: $1,026.01 so far
            -On events: $742.68 (unfortunately not the sex number)
            -$450 of shirts ish
    -Kate
        -[[RUSSIAN CONTINUES]] (as per Kate's campaign promises the report was given in Russian, thanks Cory for reminding)
    

COM REPS
    -Com to Burn down R7
        -Lack of Success
    -Com to not burn down R7
        -Lack of Failure
    -Nuclear Near-Miss
        -9 Nov 1979, sateLlite error picked a thing up, but it was that a computer had accidentally loaded a training scenario
    -Not burn down flagstaff
        -Lack of success
    -Beuracracy is a fuck
        -Someone remains officially dead but they went to the courthouse to declare themself alive
    -Com to assassinate Pres
        -Been an honor
    -I'm a math major and I hate myself
        -269, 269, 269, SIXTY NINE

OLD BIZ
    -THING
        -Joy [Everything????]
    -the new president should be prepared next week

SPECIAL BIZ (ELECC)
    -ELECC BEGIN (WE ARE NOW IN PURPLE)
    -PRESIDENT: IAN
    -1VP: DEZ
    -2VP: KATE
    -CORSEC: ELLEN
    -RECSEC [RECORD YOUR OWN NAME, SCRUB]: JANNY
    -TREASURER: AREN
    -SARGE: MFY
      In her speech Em proceeds to swallow an entire unpeeled orange while standing atop a desk.

EXEC REPORT
    -Dez: weird to not be recoding minutes
          had an hour, exciting to elect without competition
    -Ian: not falling down anymore
    -Kate: sad that don't get to fight Liam
           events: bake barters, friday 9-6, spreadsheet for baked goods and allergen
                   useless stuff auction, same day 7-11, DH 2315
           $70, objected, changed to: $69.69
    -Janny: shows image that i was intending to show in my S@A speech
    -Aren: dues for this year are $15, $20
    -Mitch: didn't actually have a speech prepared
            alloc $569, exec fund as an emergency fund, we have ~$300 left this year
            report from treasurer, Joe: reasonable

NEW BIZ (WELCOME TO HELL, NOOB)
    -Em: salute Liam
    -Liam: standing rule. chair as mr pwesident is an immediate ground for withdrawing from kgb
      - dilatory, amended: ignore motion for the rest of the meeting
      - change to anything after mr pewsident
      - motion to #define dilatory as dilatory
      - amend: a standing rule such that referring to chair as mr pwesident is a ground to stand in the corner for 10 minutes
      - matt: table indefinitely, seconded, passed
      TABLED INDEFINITELY
    -Kate: #define dylantory as dilatory
      ITS A GOOD IDEA
      - dylan: objection, can't pass by acclm.
      - joe: is dylan gonna make a list of people who vote yes on this?
      - tim: pt of order, request objecting party sustain objection. this is bad and dylan doesn't like it.
      - joe: table for 1 month, strongest motion ever made
             failed
      - joe: change this to a motion, dylantory
      PASSED, dylantory is now #defined as dilatory
      salute the KGB

REAL ANNOUNCE
  - salute with hearts to Dylan, Katie, and Joe
  - event on friday, spreadsheet on FB
      - Joe: definition of useless stuff - such as Ian, stuff, art maybe
            - no pen, pencil, actual trash, scrap metals, money
            - large quantity of uyseless stuff: free reign of baked goods for the rest of the day
  - Matt: drive - donate stuff, get baked goods
  - Kate & Aren: debate over what is art
  - Joe: call to question, what are we doing
  - meeting UC 329 wednesday at 5pm
  - Em: make the out of order committee
        - dylantory

SHCMUCKS
  - Em: Awoo, motion sat down
  - Liam: sonic, went to competition, wearing a fursuit
  - Raymond: introduction ot minecraft
  - Henry: board game stuco
  - Matt: congrats to new exec :) for those not elected, you can still help out as active members <3
  - Em: shopping cart buggy, need 5 people 
      - Liam: is bike a buggy; no, since buggy needs to be enclosed
      - Kate: we have removed 3vp who's in charge of buggy
  - Dylan & Joe: kick techie (Ian) in the ass
  - Dez: game analysis stuco taught by carter
  - Tim: website for kitties and puppies course