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Exec Summers                                                                                                                                                                                              
    Dez - Many noodles, too many boxes. Too many trips.

    Janny - In bay area, created a crochet snake.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

    Mitchel - Wean 4 has too many cleaners, hid in some stairwells overnight.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

    Mckenna - Not here today, but... Fought for the cause to get a nice room, but got stuck. Forgive                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

    Woody -                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

    James -                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

    Kushal - Stayed in pittsburgh, then miami!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Comittee Reports                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

    Stupid history - Henry - Man went to fight communism, started a cult, probably nazis, and eventually got the reagan adminstration to believe that he was smart. Started trying to shoot missiles with lasers, which does not work.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

    The commitee to assassinate the president - report from Kate, confiscated by James                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

    Furry appreciation commitee + lots of furry committees - Soooooooon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

    UwU said with different connotations - OwO                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

    Comics are bullshit - Henry - New moon knight show, but who is that. "I know you're here, dracula, you big fucking nerd. Where's my money?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

    I'm a mathmatician and I hate myself - Liam - Model theory!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

Old Business                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

    HENRY HAS BROUGHT US THE THING, AND HAS RETURNED IT TO US                                                                                                                                                 

    Jasper has the thing now.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

Orders of the day                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

    April 29 - Motion to make Liam mad                                                                                                                                                                            
        - Passed, successfully                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

    April 29 - Pot of greed motion                                                                                                                                                                                
        - Tabled for two weeks                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

New Business                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

    Motion to create the real donner experience commitee                                                                                                                                                      
    Purpose - to take the next person who says the donner chant and feed them to their roomate                                                                                                                
    Passed, sold to henry for $1, chaired by hannibal lector                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

    Motion to create the Cats are dumb committee                                                                                                                                                              
    Purpose: Discuss the happenings of Kaylie's cats and other cats.                                                                                                                                          
    Passed, sold to Kaylie for $7, chaired by Kate                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

    Henry - Motion to reimplement the archive rules                                                                                                                                                           
    Failed                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

    Janny - Motion to create the 'archieve' in place of the archives as outlined by nicholas rauen.                                                                                                           
    Dilatory                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

    Liam - motion to create the vixra committee                                                                                                                                                               
    Purpose - find weird vixra articles and read them aloud                                                                                                                                                   
    Passed, sold to Liam for $4, chaired by anyone willing to find weird papers.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

    Kate- Motion to #define a donnler, as a dollar with a weird look from Henry.
    Unfriendly.

Motion to #define hey donner as second
    Not heard, whoops

    Henry - Motion to create the commitee to overthrow the tyrant Dez
    Purpose - I'm winning
    Passed, sold to Henry for $3, chaired by the Senate.

    Ellen - Motion to create the midwestern tourism board
    Purpose - Promote tourism to the midwest, to cities not unlike Kansas city.
    Passed, sold to Shelby for $4, chaired by the dude who denver was a state.

    Kate - motion to make the american city-state committee.
    Purpose - Well, they're like interchangeable right?
    Kate apparently thought vermont did not exist.
    Sold to Kate for $2, chaired by Bernie Sanders

    Ellen - Motion to the left
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Liam - Motion to #define a bushel of corn as the current dollar value of a bushel of corn.
    Currently worth $3.59, rounded strictly up.
    Passed!

    Motion to #define a vinyl of corn as the current price of the vinyl of 'Corn'. Specifically, 'Korn' by Korn.
    Currently worth $26.96.

    Motion to #define hand as corn, but only if dnah is nroc.
    Passed.

    Motion to #define Korn as Corn.
    Passed.

    Tim - Motion to create the "Rip my amazon recommendations committee"
    Purpose - Basically that.
    Dez tried to buy a new projector, and got recommended Centurion male supplement vitamins.
    Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by anyone with weird amazon recommendations.

    Tim - The adhoc exec get it together committee looks at mitchel.

    Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding $30.69 for food and supplies for this event.
    Passed by acclamation.

    Liam - The corn subsidies committee would like to point that that we could have bought a bushel of corn and a vinyl of corn.

    Kate - Motion to allocate a bushel of corn to buy a bushel of corn.

        Henry - Motion to acquire a megabushel of corn

        Liam - The corn subsidies committee thinks corn futures are a great way to make that money.

        Failed, thank god

    Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that anyone who allocates money must allocate it in bushels of corn.
    Dilatory.

Real and Relevant announcements

    Mitchell - We have an event! Bring food if you're an upperclassmen

    Janny - We have the UG Tour next week, help us pleaseeee.

    Dez - We are exec, we have meeting at 4:30 on Wendnesdays at UC 329.

Schmucks

    Kate - Since this week's event is Potluck, come cook at Kremlin or R7.

    Liam - Based of off that, the culinary standards committee will eventually make bad icecream.

    Henry - Come play boardgames.

    Tim - What do we do after this? Get food!

    Janny - We have a meeting next week!