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MEETING 5/4/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

    Dez - listened to entirely too much sawbones, headphones are dead so annoyed housemates
    Kaylie - Packed alla dat shit to get the hell outta dodge
    James - taking an exam, is Liam - mostly filled with screaming/excitement about not being in     class, murdering sleep schedule
    Kushal - good thing was told exams aren't real, procrastinated
    Sawyer - Helped family with mulching, now hand hurts for some reason. Watched some     Phineas and Ferb and am surprised at how genuinely good it is with humor
    McKenna - Vanished? - was in Cali doing that McKenna life
    Oliver - Tried to fight the darklord proxy lab - still regret everything

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

    Liam - Corn sub comm - $3.10 - doot doot end report

    Kaylie - Cats R stupid com - cats are stupid, will miss them

    Kushal - Comm to hunt humans 4 sport - avg body temp of polar bear is near that of an african antelope

    Kaylie - I'm a physicist com - upon receiving this com, realized she didn't know how to spell Physicicst

=OLD BUSINESS=

    The thing! - Keerthana has it
    Liam gets it- exams are not his fault, everything else is his fault

    Orders of the day:

    Not the price of oil

=NEW BUSINESS=

    Liam - #define not the price of oil -> Yes
    Breaks? dilatory? Probs

    Kate - make the committee to lock the president out of kremlin - "he's complaining about not getting enough time to be out side" - to improve his mental health
    Oliver- Com to ass the prez approves
    McKenna - How do you plan on getting him out? --- will need to take out the trash
    Liam - Com to social dist the prez - friendly, changed
    PASSED - Auctioned to Kate for 3 dollars - chaired by anyone who currently lives w/ prez

    Oliver - Motion to Purple
    Purple

    McKenna - motion to #define lb as pound
    Oliver- US Metrification board disapproves
    Jimmy carter takes in consideration
    Passed, been lb'd

    Liam - Running Joke memorial com - Chinese conspiracies are being touted by prez of US, can't make jokes w/o being Xenophobic
    Some change happened, didn't hear it so fish fish fish?
    Dez needs to Learn ISO Codes
    Passed! Sold to Oliver for $3, chaired by com to reunify both sides of straights

    Liam - Motion to delegalize exams - dezpurposed to "KGB cannot give exams"
    Oliver - "if finals aren't real, how can exams be legal"
    Passed via abstention

    Kate - motion to create the running joke memorial committee memorial committee - purpose is for a 2-parter russian joke (sigh)
    Virtual Sonia disappointment to Liam via Kate
    "Running joke" w/ Russian, KGB is russian, comedy is funny when dissected
    Passed! - Sold to Kate for $2 rubles, chaired by Sonia and anyone else willing to insert puns where twas punless

    Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that all outstanding KGB debts can be paid in rubles +10% to pay for the conversion fee
    '''Emergency Treasurer report!''' "Fuck", "No"
    Unfriendly to McKenna

    Liam - Motion to strip Sawyer of Admin powers
    Doublestrip as well, Dilatory

    Sawyer - Motion to move channels around - passed w/o vote
    Executive Abuse

    Oliver - motion to event - seconded

    Kate - motion to make a standing rule that a motion to event is a motion to move meeting from this VC to one of the ingame VCs - whichever one has most exec is new meeting
    Liam - dilatory and also good
    Dezmond - meeting would probably implode
    Liam - motion to amend that meeting takes place in all VCs simultaneously and don't need to coagulate
    KGB can Concurrency, no parallelism
    If there is a tie then chat with highest exec member is chosen
    But in this case exec rank is inverted - all hail the military dictatorship
    Passed! been changed

    Oliver - motion to event
    Antiseconded, strong
    Tim just started quoting a tale of two cities here, not technically filibustering because he's not Henry
    Failure!

    Liam - Motion to create an honorary exec position - Sarge at Arm - given to person in org with largest bicep
    Tim - What is largest?
    Liam - whatever has consensus
    Kaylie - when will measurement take place?
    Liam - honor system while online, when in person one can apply at the beginning of meeting
    McKenna - motion to change to Sarge Ant Arm - largest power to weight ratio in arm
    Liam - unfriendly, not strong
    Passed! been created
    Position currently empty, set to None for the moment, but probably Oliver
    Kate - The rock has 270mm biceps, so if he is able he is it
    Oliver, fell off chair
    Seconded
    Oliver - Motion to direct 1vp to invite #44 (Obama) to meeting
    Would be good fodder for RYFE comm
    Friendly enough to the 1VP, so is good
    Passed by abstention - tied, then chair decided (dezsplained)


=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUCEMENTS=

    Exec exists!
    There will be summer meetings, be there or be a quadrilateral
    May send out a thing to decide when a good time for it is
    Suspiciously Non-Cannon!

    EVENT!
    Mafia Night on Saturday at 19:00
    Play mafia! No restaurants!
    May be Town of Salem, may be Run by Liam via discord!
    
=SCHMUCKS=

    Liam - bought a dominion account, will money match you for any value

    Tim - Motion to Event - Tabled for one schmuck

    Kate - Avatar Rewatch postponed, but there is still a will to continue

    Tim - untabled - Motion to Event!
    Passed!
    Ended up in In-Game 2: GTFOD
    
MEETING ADJOURNED