Baker Hall - Revision history

Rjmccall: Perfection

2006-12-17T08:00:20Z

Perfection

Rjmccall: More typographical glitches and a significant embellishment

2006-12-17T07:52:21Z

More typographical glitches and a significant embellishment

Rjmccall: Hopefully the typos weren't part of the joke &c.

2006-12-17T07:42:06Z

Hopefully the typos weren't part of the joke &c.

Dlstern: chairing has been given its proper name

2006-12-15T06:13:06Z

chairing has been given its proper name

Maument: Forgot the category

2006-12-15T02:36:04Z

Forgot the category

Maument at 02:34, 15 December 2006

2006-12-15T02:34:22Z

New page

'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. However, it got lost in the mail and somehow ended up on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] wchich are an excpetionally prime location for [[cluster racing]].

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 Baker Hall has several notable features, including a well-polished bust of Andrew Carnegie; two floors of long, slanted hallways flowing into [[Porter Hall]]; the former offices of [[Campus Police]]; and a superb spiral red-stone staircase near the eastern end.  It also houses the College of Humanities and Social Sciences.
-Deviants may occasionally dream of sitting down in a chair -- perhaps from the nearby Baker computer cluster -- at the top of one of the slanted hallways and allowing gravity to propel them down the several hundred feet down the hallway into Porter Hall;  this hypothetical practice might be known as [[chairing]].  However, no-one has ever been known to do such a thing.
+Deviants may occasionally dream of sitting down in a chair -- perhaps from the nearby Baker computer cluster -- at the top of one of the slanted hallways and allowing gravity to propel them down the several hundred feet of hallway into Porter Hall;  this hypothetical practice might be known as [[chairing]].  Someone with a more balanced personality, on the other hand, would get a running start.
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−	'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. After a clerical error (the priest was ''smashed'') , it got lost in the telegraph cable and was eventually located on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. ~~It is home to~~ a ~~lot~~ of ~~H&SS classes and departments. One~~ of ~~its most notable features is the~~ long, ~~ramped~~ hallways ~~that flow~~ into [[Porter Hall]] ~~which are an exceptionally prime location for~~ [[chairing]].	+	'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. After a clerical error (the priest was ''smashed''), it got lost in the telegraph cable and was eventually located on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus.
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		+	Baker Hall has several notable features, including a well-polished bust of Andrew Carnegie; two floors of long, slanted hallways flowing into [[Porter Hall]]; the former offices of [[Campus Police]]; and a superb spiral red-stone staircase near the eastern end. It also houses the College of Humanities and Social Sciences.
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		+	Deviants may occasionally dream of sitting down in a chair -- perhaps from the nearby Baker computer cluster -- at the top of one of the slanted hallways and allowing gravity to propel them down the several hundred feet down the hallway into Porter Hall; this hypothetical practice might be known as [[chairing]]. However, no-one has ever been known to do such a thing.

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−	'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. ~~However~~, it got lost in the ~~mail~~ and ~~somehow ended up~~ on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] ~~wchich~~ are an ~~excpetionally~~ prime location for [[chairing]].	+	'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. After a clerical error (the priest was ''smashed'') , it got lost in the telegraph cable and was eventually located on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] which are an exceptionally prime location for [[chairing]].

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−	'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. However, it got lost in the mail and somehow ended up on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] wchich are an excpetionally prime location for [[~~cluster racing~~]].	+	'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. However, it got lost in the mail and somehow ended up on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] wchich are an excpetionally prime location for [[chairing]].

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	'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. However, it got lost in the mail and somehow ended up on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] wchich are an excpetionally prime location for [[cluster racing]].		'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. However, it got lost in the mail and somehow ended up on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] wchich are an excpetionally prime location for [[cluster racing]].
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