Bennerr - Revision history

Ngaynor at 15:13, 12 May 2026

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2024-11-15T20:05:36Z

capitalization :/

2024-11-15T20:04:38Z

Update w/ info on self

2024-09-09T17:09:03Z

im rlly bad at formatting this oopsie

2024-09-09T17:07:33Z

‎1VP, 2024-2025

2024-09-09T17:04:51Z

bennerr was here

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	==Officer Dossiers:==		==Officer Dossiers:==
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		+	===President, 2025-2026===
		+	In a quick revolution, Benner has finally reached her ultimate form: President of KGB. Although she spent two years quietly plotting this maneuver, the signs should have been clear: switching her major to Russian Studies, diligent research into KGB history, and strange, tyrannical ramblings emanating from her dorm room. Let us hope, for all our sakes, that this planning is worth it.

	===ONEVeep, 2024-2025===		===ONEVeep, 2024-2025===

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−	'''Benner''' is a perpetual inhabitant of the Wean 5202 computer lab. Within the computer lab she is often found photoshopping images for README and posters for very serious issues that she posts around campus. She also enjoys perusing Wikipedia and being really bad at video games. Benner is currently majoring in Literature and Culture and Russian Studies, with an additional minor in Game Design. She swears that the Russian Studies major is unrelated to her position in the KGB, however some shadowy overheard phone calls to the Russian ~~Embassy~~ suggest possible defection.	+	'''Benner''' is a perpetual inhabitant of the Wean 5202 computer lab. Within the computer lab she is often found photoshopping images for README and posters for very serious issues that she posts around campus. She also enjoys perusing Wikipedia and being really bad at video games. Benner is currently majoring in Literature and Culture and Russian Studies, with an additional minor in Game Design. She swears that the Russian Studies major is unrelated to her position in the KGB, however some shadowy overheard phone calls to the Russian embassy suggest possible defection.

	Do not ask Benner why she decided to come to CMU to get an English degree. She does not know.		Do not ask Benner why she decided to come to CMU to get an English degree. She does not know.

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−	'''Benner''' is a perpetual inhabitant of the Wean 5202 computer lab. Within the computer lab she is often found photoshopping images for README and posters for very serious issues that she posts around campus. She also enjoys perusing Wikipedia and being really bad at video games.	+	'''Benner''' is a perpetual inhabitant of the Wean 5202 computer lab. Within the computer lab she is often found photoshopping images for README and posters for very serious issues that she posts around campus. She also enjoys perusing Wikipedia and being really bad at video games. Benner is currently majoring in Literature and Culture and Russian Studies, with an additional minor in Game Design. She swears that the Russian Studies major is unrelated to her position in the KGB, however some shadowy overheard phone calls to the Russian Embassy suggest possible defection.
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		+	Do not ask Benner why she decided to come to CMU to get an English degree. She does not know.

	==Officer Dossiers:==		==Officer Dossiers:==

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 As the only English major in all of Carnegie Mellon, Benner was kidnapped at gunpoint by Eshaan and Kevin to write for README when it was resurrected in 2024. She says she only contributes to continue the USSR's long and illustrious tradition of propaganda, however the missing printing funds say otherwise.
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 As the only English major in all of Carnegie Mellon, Benner was kidnapped at gunpoint by Eshaan and Kevin to write for README when it was resurrected in 2024. She says she only contributes to continue the USSR's long and illustrious tradition of propaganda, however the missing printing funds say otherwise.
-===1VP, 2024-2025===
+===ONEVeep, 2024-2025===
 Benner was elected to 1VP her sophomore year, and spends much of her time imagining how she would take power if a terrible accident were to befall the President. Rumor has it that she carries a Nerf gun on her at all times, ensuring she is able to seize control of the KGB at a moment's notice. Benner uses her photoshop skills to post stories for the KGB's Instagram(provided she remembers to do so). She has absolutely never posted a KGB story to her personal Instagram account. Never. Ever.